1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,860 I have been fantasizing about this for months. 2 00:00:07,961 --> 00:00:09,191 Forget it. We're not here to fool around. 3 00:00:09,258 --> 00:00:11,421 I'm not fooling around. 4 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:14,086 I need this. 5 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:16,220 You're an idiot. You know that? 6 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:18,151 Just shut up and give me a boost. 7 00:00:26,975 --> 00:00:28,441 Hurry your ass up. 8 00:00:53,889 --> 00:00:55,022 Hey, sometimes a guy's got to do 9 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,655 what a guy's got to do. 10 00:00:57,723 --> 00:00:59,289 Jaguar one to control. 11 00:00:59,356 --> 00:01:01,090 Uh, sorry for the delay. 12 00:01:01,158 --> 00:01:04,425 Glenn had to take a leak. It was unavoidable. 13 00:01:04,493 --> 00:01:05,659 Target area is clear. 14 00:01:05,727 --> 00:01:08,096 Target area confirmed clear. 15 00:01:13,503 --> 00:01:15,672 Dr. Lee, target area is cleared. 16 00:01:15,739 --> 00:01:17,640 Launch vehicle's in range. All systems go. 17 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,275 Thank you, Cesar. Whenever you're ready. 18 00:01:19,342 --> 00:01:22,278 The CT-10's light enough to launch from a UAV, 19 00:01:22,346 --> 00:01:24,514 but can penetrate 8 feet of 6,000-psi concrete 20 00:01:24,581 --> 00:01:26,050 before detonation. 21 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:26,857 Bomb's away. 22 00:01:26,939 --> 00:01:28,206 Precision guidance system's not affected 23 00:01:28,273 --> 00:01:29,875 by darkness or weather and can hit 24 00:01:29,942 --> 00:01:32,796 a 2-foot-wide target from 69,000 feet. 25 00:01:33,181 --> 00:01:34,147 What about sound? 26 00:01:34,215 --> 00:01:35,748 None inbound at all. 27 00:01:35,816 --> 00:01:37,149 We've developed a new fan 28 00:01:37,217 --> 00:01:39,017 and a baffling design that— 29 00:01:39,085 --> 00:01:42,587 ordnance on target in three, two, one. 30 00:01:52,163 --> 00:01:53,663 I feel better already. 31 00:01:53,731 --> 00:01:57,699 You need to see a shrink. 32 00:01:57,767 --> 00:02:00,469 Seriously. 33 00:02:02,304 --> 00:02:03,404 Well done. 34 00:02:03,472 --> 00:02:05,873 Wendy! 35 00:02:05,941 --> 00:02:08,676 Call 911! 36 00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:17,879 == sync, corrected by elderman == 37 00:03:05,898 --> 00:03:07,533 Karma's a bitch. 38 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,764 You think her seizures are the result of bad karma? 39 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:10,846 I think if you spend your days 40 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:12,381 designing ever more effective ways 41 00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:15,317 to blow people up, stuff's bound to come back to you. 42 00:03:25,408 --> 00:03:27,309 Thirsty. 43 00:03:27,377 --> 00:03:29,011 Side effect of a new antihistamine I'm on. 44 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,412 You don't seem congested. 45 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,481 Hmm, intriguing. 46 00:03:32,549 --> 00:03:34,717 You have any thoughts about our patient? 47 00:03:34,785 --> 00:03:36,018 Got some questions about whether Thirteen 48 00:03:36,086 --> 00:03:38,221 really believes in karma or just wants to. 49 00:03:38,289 --> 00:03:39,655 As for the patient, 50 00:03:39,723 --> 00:03:41,124 it's not gonna be easy to break into her office. 51 00:03:41,192 --> 00:03:42,492 Might want to start with her home. 52 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,826 We could ask to look 53 00:03:43,894 --> 00:03:46,162 through her office and we could do an MRI first. 54 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:47,930 Sure. Go ahead. 55 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:50,699 If you're not interested in the case, 56 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:52,368 why'd you take it? 57 00:03:52,435 --> 00:03:53,936 I am definitely interested. 58 00:03:54,003 --> 00:03:56,438 Could be a tumor. Could be a CNS bleed. 59 00:03:56,506 --> 00:03:58,340 What do you do when you got two interesting puzzles? 60 00:03:58,407 --> 00:03:59,741 Two? 61 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:02,477 50 bucks! 62 00:04:02,544 --> 00:04:04,078 Pay up. 63 00:04:13,656 --> 00:04:16,392 Let's go. Let's go. 64 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:17,493 Bet's off. 65 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:18,828 Fight was fixed. 66 00:04:18,896 --> 00:04:20,797 That punch barely touched him. 67 00:04:20,865 --> 00:04:23,266 You bet on Foley to beat Zachary? 68 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:24,735 Speed beats power... 69 00:04:24,802 --> 00:04:25,903 Unless speed has been paid 70 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:28,339 to speedily take a dive. 71 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:29,707 He touched him enough to put him on the canvas 72 00:04:29,774 --> 00:04:31,075 and the official counted him out, 73 00:04:31,142 --> 00:04:32,909 which means you officially owe me 74 00:04:32,977 --> 00:04:35,713 50 bucks. 75 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,481 We bet on a sporting event. 76 00:04:37,549 --> 00:04:38,749 That was not sporting. 77 00:04:38,817 --> 00:04:40,751 Less than 30 seconds. 78 00:04:40,819 --> 00:04:42,686 That was barely even event-y. 79 00:04:42,754 --> 00:04:44,488 Okay, here's what I saw. 80 00:04:44,556 --> 00:04:45,890 You lost and I won. 81 00:04:45,957 --> 00:04:47,425 Yeah, well, you can take that to your grave. 82 00:04:47,493 --> 00:04:48,359 You're not taking my 50 bucks. 83 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:49,327 Prove it. 84 00:04:49,394 --> 00:04:50,829 Prove it or pay up. 85 00:04:50,896 --> 00:04:52,430 You got one day. 86 00:04:52,498 --> 00:04:54,900 And don't make me send my boys out looking for you. 87 00:04:54,968 --> 00:04:56,168 What? 88 00:05:01,075 --> 00:05:03,777 All right. 89 00:05:03,844 --> 00:05:05,946 So, two puzzles. 90 00:05:06,013 --> 00:05:07,347 Tie goes to the one that costs me money. 91 00:05:07,415 --> 00:05:08,882 Keep each other posted. 92 00:05:12,786 --> 00:05:14,686 I've always been healthy. 93 00:05:14,754 --> 00:05:16,488 I never even get colds. 94 00:05:16,556 --> 00:05:18,256 I guess your luck finally ran out. 95 00:05:21,093 --> 00:05:23,127 I take it she doesn't like people who makes bombs. 96 00:05:23,195 --> 00:05:25,129 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 97 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:26,297 It's all right. 98 00:05:26,364 --> 00:05:29,233 Half of my family feels the same way. 99 00:05:29,301 --> 00:05:34,072 Of course they all work on Wall Street, so... 100 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:36,374 Ever since the first 4th of July I can remember, 101 00:05:36,442 --> 00:05:39,378 I've always loved explosions. 102 00:05:39,446 --> 00:05:41,380 When I got to college and I had to pick a major, 103 00:05:41,448 --> 00:05:44,317 figured I might as well pick something I'm passionate about. 104 00:05:44,384 --> 00:05:45,752 Destroying things. 105 00:05:45,819 --> 00:05:47,553 You weren't passionate about anything else? 106 00:05:49,089 --> 00:05:52,158 Bombs are tools, just like anything else. 107 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,093 You can use it to make things better 108 00:05:54,161 --> 00:05:55,795 or you can use it to make things worse. 109 00:05:55,862 --> 00:05:58,164 I also like romantic poetry 110 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,999 and picnics. 111 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:01,000 Is there anything else you want to know 112 00:06:01,068 --> 00:06:02,034 before we do this MRI? 113 00:06:02,102 --> 00:06:04,203 Nope. 114 00:06:04,271 --> 00:06:05,338 Try to stay as still as possible. 115 00:06:05,405 --> 00:06:08,307 This shouldn't take long. 116 00:06:12,746 --> 00:06:14,080 Hey, how's it going? 117 00:06:16,850 --> 00:06:17,984 You mind? 118 00:06:18,051 --> 00:06:18,884 I mean, there are plenty of other seats. 119 00:06:18,952 --> 00:06:20,386 I'm not here to judge. 120 00:06:20,454 --> 00:06:21,921 You did what was best for you 121 00:06:21,988 --> 00:06:23,756 and I got no problem with that. 122 00:06:23,823 --> 00:06:25,791 I'm not gonna ask you nice again. 123 00:06:25,859 --> 00:06:27,059 Just go away. Or what? 124 00:06:27,127 --> 00:06:29,095 You're suddenly gonna fall down? 125 00:06:29,163 --> 00:06:31,064 Listen. I got a problem. 126 00:06:31,132 --> 00:06:34,768 A guy who knows absolutely nothing about boxing, 127 00:06:34,836 --> 00:06:37,171 because of you, now thinks he does. 128 00:06:37,239 --> 00:06:39,240 You can imagine the potential ramifications. 129 00:06:39,308 --> 00:06:40,742 I need you to get on the phone with him 130 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:42,544 and tell him you took a dive. 131 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:43,912 I didn't take a dive. 132 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,180 Take a picture of you to prove that it was really you 133 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:47,282 and we're done. 134 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,584 Just enough to convince him. 135 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:50,419 Not enough to get you in any trouble. 136 00:06:50,487 --> 00:06:53,589 I didn't take a dive. 137 00:06:53,657 --> 00:06:55,391 Yeah. 138 00:06:55,459 --> 00:06:56,959 That story's getting boring. 139 00:06:57,027 --> 00:06:58,628 Look, I'm not from the commission. 140 00:06:58,696 --> 00:07:00,296 I'm not some bookie. 141 00:07:00,364 --> 00:07:02,532 I'm a doctor. This is my I.D. 142 00:07:06,004 --> 00:07:07,804 Look, if you were a bookie, 143 00:07:07,872 --> 00:07:09,573 you'd know no one pays a guy to throw a fight 144 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:11,075 he has no chance to win. 145 00:07:11,142 --> 00:07:13,143 I was a 12-to-1 underdog. 146 00:07:13,211 --> 00:07:14,679 Lost my last five fights. 147 00:07:14,746 --> 00:07:16,313 But you were the better fighter. 148 00:07:16,381 --> 00:07:18,883 That last punch barely touched you. 149 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:20,418 You ever been barely touched by a guy 150 00:07:20,485 --> 00:07:22,820 who weighs 230 pounds? 151 00:07:22,888 --> 00:07:24,021 Look at me. 152 00:07:24,089 --> 00:07:27,358 Look where I am, what I'm wearing. 153 00:07:27,425 --> 00:07:29,827 Now, do I look like a guy who just got a payday? 154 00:07:29,895 --> 00:07:33,797 I didn't throw the fight. 155 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:37,234 I just suck. 156 00:07:43,675 --> 00:07:45,643 Ha! 157 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:51,750 Proof. 158 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:54,820 Just because he wasn't hit in the face— 159 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:56,355 Look at his pupils. 160 00:07:56,423 --> 00:08:00,026 He has anisocoria, which, given his age, 161 00:08:00,094 --> 00:08:01,594 the adrenaline surge of the fight, 162 00:08:01,662 --> 00:08:02,695 the fact that he's still alive 163 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:04,364 means he was tachycardic. 164 00:08:04,432 --> 00:08:06,632 He has Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome. 165 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:07,833 The bet was on who would win, 166 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:08,934 not who would live the longest. 167 00:08:09,002 --> 00:08:11,304 If he's physically unable to continue 168 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:13,405 because of a preexisting illness, 169 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:15,073 then it's technically a "no contest," 170 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:17,442 which means all bets are off. 171 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,110 You know that just because I was right 172 00:08:19,178 --> 00:08:20,745 about this one fighter doesn't make you 173 00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:21,946 any less of a man? 174 00:08:22,014 --> 00:08:24,448 Actually, it would if you were right. 175 00:08:24,516 --> 00:08:25,949 Then as I said earlier, prove it. 176 00:08:26,017 --> 00:08:28,319 And one possibly photoshopped cell phone pic 177 00:08:28,386 --> 00:08:30,588 does not a diagnosis make. 178 00:08:35,928 --> 00:08:36,894 Oh, excuse me, Dr. House. 179 00:08:36,962 --> 00:08:39,430 Desole, je parle pas anglais. 180 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:41,532 I'm a co-worker of Wendy Lee's. 181 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,234 I'm also her boyfriend. 182 00:08:43,302 --> 00:08:45,236 Great. I'm a guy who doesn't care. 183 00:08:45,304 --> 00:08:46,871 She's your patient. 184 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:48,906 Oh, you thought I didn't know who Wendy Lee was? 185 00:08:48,974 --> 00:08:51,041 Yeah, makes sense. I'm not good at names. 186 00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:52,442 Did Dr. Fortune tell you that? 187 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,943 Her last boyfriend was a real nut. 188 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,111 He's basically stalking her. 189 00:08:55,179 --> 00:08:56,445 See, this is what I don't care about. 190 00:08:56,513 --> 00:08:58,047 I don't care who cares about her. 191 00:08:58,114 --> 00:08:59,748 Used to care about her. 192 00:08:59,816 --> 00:09:02,785 Either one you falls down dead, you can drop me a note. 193 00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:04,820 I think I know what's wrong with her. 194 00:09:04,887 --> 00:09:07,222 You screwed up in the lab 195 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:10,226 and accidentally spilled some bomb on her? 196 00:09:10,294 --> 00:09:11,995 No. 197 00:09:12,062 --> 00:09:15,633 He really is crazy. 198 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,802 Poisoned? 199 00:09:17,869 --> 00:09:19,637 Apparently our mad scientist 200 00:09:19,705 --> 00:09:21,639 is also a slutty scientist 201 00:09:21,707 --> 00:09:23,909 whose milkshakes got all the nerds in the yard 202 00:09:23,977 --> 00:09:25,544 fighting over her. 203 00:09:25,612 --> 00:09:27,746 She's a slut because she's dated two different guys at work? 204 00:09:27,814 --> 00:09:29,047 Oh, I'm sorry. 205 00:09:29,115 --> 00:09:30,281 I thought we were still judging her. 206 00:09:30,349 --> 00:09:31,916 She's not a slut and it's not poison. 207 00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:33,851 When we tested her blood and cerebral spinal fluid 208 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:35,152 for toxic exposure, it was negative 209 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,353 for every poison we could think of. 210 00:09:36,421 --> 00:09:37,554 Well, that just leaves 211 00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:39,289 every poison we didn't think of. 212 00:09:39,357 --> 00:09:41,191 She works in a bomb factory. 213 00:09:41,259 --> 00:09:42,259 So do a lot of other not-sick people. 214 00:09:42,326 --> 00:09:43,693 The guy had any actual evidence 215 00:09:43,761 --> 00:09:45,061 she was poisoned, he would have gone to the police, 216 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:46,763 not to us. 217 00:09:46,831 --> 00:09:48,031 And if we had any evidence of what was wrong with her, 218 00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:49,132 you'd be showing us MRI results. 219 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,169 I assume they were negative. 220 00:09:52,236 --> 00:09:54,038 Couldn't hurt to start activated charcoal, see what happens. 221 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:55,640 You know what else wouldn't hurt? 222 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,642 This case is getting interesting. 223 00:09:57,710 --> 00:09:59,277 Let's add a little danger. 224 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,458 Hmm. 225 00:10:20,732 --> 00:10:21,999 Just because he has guns 226 00:10:22,066 --> 00:10:24,268 doesn't make him a murderer. 227 00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:25,635 Tell that to the bear. Look in the desk. 228 00:10:25,703 --> 00:10:27,537 See if he's got a diary or a journal. 229 00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:29,105 Something tells me he's not exactly 230 00:10:29,173 --> 00:10:30,173 a diary kind of guy. 231 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:31,675 Maybe a manifesto. 232 00:10:31,742 --> 00:10:32,876 Just look. 233 00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:34,177 I'm gonna check out the rest of the place, 234 00:10:34,245 --> 00:10:35,612 see if he's got a computer. 235 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,681 It's Foreman. Yep? 236 00:10:37,748 --> 00:10:38,849 You break in yet? 237 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:39,917 Yeah, we're in the abattoir now. 238 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,285 Why? You can leave. 239 00:10:41,352 --> 00:10:43,353 I think Taub and I found what we're looking for. 240 00:10:44,789 --> 00:10:47,390 Looks like she actually was being poisoned, 241 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,659 but she's been doing it to herself. 242 00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,869 I'm not an alcoholic. I know. 243 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,704 I know the whole label thing is so limiting. 244 00:10:55,772 --> 00:10:59,175 You're a person who happens to suffer from alcoholism. 245 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:02,479 You broke into my house and now you're being a smartass? 246 00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:05,015 During your history, you said you didn't drink at all. 247 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,250 I don't. 248 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:09,519 - You just collect bottles. - Yes. 249 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:10,820 I collect them for my friend. 250 00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:13,089 She uses them in her art projects. 251 00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:14,256 And you're ashamed of these art projects. 252 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,758 The bottles were hidden. 253 00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:18,661 That's because my housekeeper keeps throwing them out. 254 00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:20,262 I've told her a dozen times not to, 255 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,698 but either she doesn't understand or she doesn't care. 256 00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:27,636 - Why would she lie? - That's the easy question. 257 00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:29,772 She needs a government security clearance for her job. 258 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,073 And what's the hard question? 259 00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:32,608 If she's an alcoholic, why doesn't she have 260 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:35,044 at least some partially-full bottles in the house? 261 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,279 I mean, why keep the empties? 262 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,647 Why not just throw them away? 263 00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:40,150 So she's probably telling the truth. 264 00:11:40,218 --> 00:11:42,853 So what do we do? 265 00:11:42,921 --> 00:11:47,624 We start her on valium for alcohol withdrawal. 266 00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:50,227 It's the best we've got right now. 267 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:59,669 One normal EKG does not a healthy person make. 268 00:11:59,736 --> 00:12:01,304 Look, I told you I just suck. 269 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:03,405 Oh, you make me so sad. 270 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,507 - Don't talk like that. - Why do you care so much? 271 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:07,543 Kill me for loving my patients. 272 00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:08,877 It's just what I do. 273 00:12:10,847 --> 00:12:13,315 Hey, stop. Stop! 274 00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:19,054 Look, my—my leg hurts. Okay? 275 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:20,289 Just talk to me for a moment. 276 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:31,035 You don't have to be a loser. 277 00:12:31,102 --> 00:12:33,238 Thanks. 278 00:12:33,305 --> 00:12:34,773 Whatever's wrong with you, it's real. 279 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,441 Sick is good. 280 00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:37,543 Sick means you can get better. 281 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:39,178 You could get better. 282 00:12:39,246 --> 00:12:41,280 And I don't mean healthier. 283 00:12:41,348 --> 00:12:43,783 I mean... 284 00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:46,085 Maybe you don't have to suck. 285 00:12:51,358 --> 00:12:53,258 Figure out what's wrong with yourself. 286 00:12:53,326 --> 00:12:54,693 Leave me alone. 287 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,567 Abdominal pain. 288 00:13:03,635 --> 00:13:06,103 She said it felt like she was being stabbed. 289 00:13:06,171 --> 00:13:07,872 Ah! 290 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,974 Give her morphine, 5 milligrams IV. 291 00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:12,343 Is it a symptom of the underlying condition 292 00:13:12,411 --> 00:13:14,111 or a symptom of our treatment? 293 00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:16,147 We'll know soon. I stopped her treatment. 294 00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:17,983 We should restart it. 295 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:18,984 Acute pancreatitis from alcoholism 296 00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:19,951 would cause this kind of pain. 297 00:13:20,019 --> 00:13:21,320 It's stress related. 298 00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:23,122 She's in a lot of pain. She's under a lot of stress. 299 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:24,623 She's got two guys fighting over her 300 00:13:24,691 --> 00:13:26,658 and she got done with the final test of a new bomb. 301 00:13:26,726 --> 00:13:28,693 Her guilt is killing her. 302 00:13:28,761 --> 00:13:29,828 As far as you know, she likes being the center 303 00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,062 of attention and loves her job. 304 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:32,530 As far as you know, she doesn't drink. 305 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:33,698 What if it's a kidney infection? 306 00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:34,899 Acute pyelonephritis could kill her 307 00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:37,101 if we don't start her on IV antibiotics. 308 00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:38,435 Would kill her if it was pyelonephritis, 309 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:39,903 but since her urine and CSF 310 00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:40,904 don't show signs of infection— 311 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:43,941 I paged House. 312 00:13:44,008 --> 00:13:46,243 What? We got nothing. 313 00:13:46,311 --> 00:13:48,279 Less than nothing since he's actually ignoring my pages, 314 00:13:48,346 --> 00:13:49,947 which means we have a sick patient 315 00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:51,883 and apparently a sick boss. 316 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:09,235 Tell him you admit he's right. 317 00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:11,704 Let's get him back to work. 318 00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:13,940 If he's ignoring you, it's because he trusts you. 319 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,241 No, it's not. 320 00:14:15,308 --> 00:14:16,508 No, it's not, but he does. 321 00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:17,877 Thanks. I feel warm inside. 322 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,478 Right now I'm debating 323 00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:21,647 which bad idea I should pretend is a good idea 324 00:14:21,715 --> 00:14:23,216 and force everybody to implement. 325 00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:25,517 I think this is good for him. 326 00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:27,052 Obsessing over a bet is good? 327 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,754 And doing his actual job, treating actual patients, 328 00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:30,156 that's bad? 329 00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,758 House only doing what House wants 330 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:33,360 is the only way he can function. 331 00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:34,761 Since the breakup, he's been seeking out 332 00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:39,100 crazier and crazier things to do because they're crazy. 333 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:43,003 This is—well, it's not crazy. 334 00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:44,872 No, just irresponsible and possibly dangerous. 335 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,240 By House standards, it's dull. 336 00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:48,008 This he's doing 337 00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:49,343 just because he's interested. 338 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,911 I think House getting back to doing... 339 00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:53,912 Stupid House stuff for stupid House reasons 340 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,615 is the best thing that could happen to him. 341 00:14:56,683 --> 00:15:00,318 I'll go explain that to the patient. 342 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:52,903 It's definitely not pancreatitis. 343 00:15:52,971 --> 00:15:56,340 Restarting the treatment obviously didn't help anything. 344 00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:58,909 I assume you tested for infections. 345 00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:00,477 And I assume that look means "yes, and I was wrong." 346 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,246 You call for a psych consult? 347 00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:03,781 Wow. 348 00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:05,383 That's the same look I just got from Chase. 349 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,285 So an hour ago, we had three theories 350 00:16:07,352 --> 00:16:08,719 we couldn't agree on. 351 00:16:08,787 --> 00:16:10,855 Now we've got no theories, but we're in agreement. 352 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,794 CT and ultrasound showed inflammation 353 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,596 in the renal capsule. 354 00:16:18,664 --> 00:16:19,931 Could be an obstructing calculus 355 00:16:19,999 --> 00:16:21,966 or a perinephric abscess. 356 00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:23,101 Blood cultures came back negative. 357 00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:24,602 It's probably just a benign cyst. 358 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,304 Yes, let's just dismiss an idea because it's probably nothing. 359 00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:27,505 Could be gas in the perinephric space, 360 00:16:27,573 --> 00:16:28,640 in which case, we should be prepping her 361 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,774 for emergency surgery. 362 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,212 What looks like Wolff-Parkinson-White 363 00:16:34,279 --> 00:16:35,913 but isn't? 364 00:16:38,383 --> 00:16:41,285 Her EKG was normal. So was his. 365 00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:42,753 That's why I said "looks like." 366 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:45,055 As in similar to, but not the same. 367 00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:49,392 You want us to help you get out of paying your bet 368 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,728 while your actual patient lies in agony. 369 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:54,965 Who's the real bad guy here? 370 00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:56,499 The guy who doesn't care enough to help 371 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,903 or the four guys who are not competent enough to help? 372 00:16:59,971 --> 00:17:01,471 He works out too much, gets pounded too much, 373 00:17:01,539 --> 00:17:03,373 and not in the romantic way. 374 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,275 His pupils— I got it. 375 00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:08,911 Your patient? No. 376 00:17:08,979 --> 00:17:09,746 Plenty of time to save her life 377 00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:11,948 after we save my money. 378 00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,750 Underlying neurological condition 379 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:16,386 exacerbated by an acute UTI brought on 380 00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:18,055 by her sexual escapades. 381 00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:19,156 Slut? Escapades? 382 00:17:19,224 --> 00:17:20,057 How do we treat? A Scarlet "A"? 383 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,058 Sorry. 384 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,459 Acute UTI brought on 385 00:17:22,527 --> 00:17:24,628 by her healthy enjoyment of her womanhood. 386 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,097 We start her on IV ampicillin and an aminoglycoside. 387 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,308 You ignore us all the time. 388 00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:40,177 You go on crazy joyrides all the time. 389 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:44,081 But you answer pages, you sleep. 390 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:46,149 I know I'm gonna regret doing this, 391 00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:47,885 but I'll ask anyway. 392 00:17:47,952 --> 00:17:52,356 Is there anything I can do to help? 393 00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:54,291 Although... 394 00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:12,508 Great news! 395 00:18:12,576 --> 00:18:15,677 You have an underlying neurological condition, 396 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:17,545 which together with your heart— 397 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:18,880 you said my heart was fine. 398 00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:21,817 Yeah, I also said I would get you your career back. 399 00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:23,819 But it doesn't seem to matter 400 00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:26,055 since you've so clearly been handed 401 00:18:26,122 --> 00:18:27,690 the golden spit bucket. 402 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,862 Sympathetic overdrive. 403 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,499 It's a medical term. 404 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:39,103 So is "great news." 405 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:42,773 Of course, if you prefer wallowing... 406 00:18:42,841 --> 00:18:45,510 All you need is a chin. 407 00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:47,379 And a heart, apparently. 408 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:48,780 Then you can go back 409 00:18:48,848 --> 00:18:50,081 to being the guy who won 410 00:18:50,149 --> 00:18:51,384 20 of his first 20 instead of the guy 411 00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:53,419 who lost 5 of his last 5. 412 00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:56,790 Although, technically, I count the last one as a "no contest." 413 00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:58,725 And you save 50 bucks. I'm a doctor. 414 00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:01,528 I don't tell a fat guy to lay off bacon for less than 300. 415 00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:06,633 This is about dignity for both of us. 416 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,802 Give me your arm. 417 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:15,574 Give me your arm. 418 00:19:15,642 --> 00:19:18,343 What the hell? 419 00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:19,344 Don't worry. 420 00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:20,712 It's just epinephrine. 421 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,147 Ep—is it dangerous? 422 00:19:22,215 --> 00:19:23,382 In the wrong hands, very. 423 00:19:23,449 --> 00:19:25,884 So... Yeah, sort of. 424 00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:29,954 This will only take a few seconds. 425 00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:33,358 And... you are tachycardic. 426 00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:37,161 Yo, are you psycho? 427 00:19:37,229 --> 00:19:39,630 We combine the increased heart rate with chest trauma 428 00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:41,499 by applying a little sweet science to the science. 429 00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:43,467 Don't worry. 430 00:19:43,535 --> 00:19:45,236 I'll—I'll explain more when you wake up. 431 00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:47,138 Now, the punch that supposedly knocked you out 432 00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:48,906 looked like it was thrown by an old cripple. 433 00:19:48,974 --> 00:19:50,107 Kind of like this. 434 00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:52,543 Look, stop it. 435 00:19:52,611 --> 00:19:53,744 Three... 436 00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:57,114 Two, one. 437 00:19:58,717 --> 00:20:00,417 Huh. 438 00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:02,787 Seem to be older and more crippled than I thought. 439 00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:04,855 Look—no. You're embarrassing me. 440 00:20:04,923 --> 00:20:07,191 Doesn't make sense. 441 00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:09,459 Maybe if I— 442 00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:16,800 Look, get the hell out of my life, you lunatic. 443 00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:28,111 She's in V-tach. BP's dropping. 444 00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:29,512 Whatever you're doing isn't working again. 445 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,414 There's got to be some way to stop the seizures. 446 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,483 It's not a seizure. She's having a heart attack. 447 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:34,584 No pulse. That's impossible! 448 00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,452 She runs marathons! 449 00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:42,325 Charging to 200. Clear. 450 00:20:42,392 --> 00:20:43,493 Still no pulse. 451 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,827 Charging to 300. 452 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,929 Why is this happening? Clear. 453 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,198 My theory is that he's only avoiding us 454 00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,633 because he really wants to avoid you. 455 00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,336 Ma nishtanah? 456 00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:56,439 You made it through med school without ever attending a Seder? 457 00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:57,474 It means "why is this night different 458 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,508 from all other nights?" 459 00:20:58,576 --> 00:21:00,410 I'm not sure it is. 460 00:21:00,478 --> 00:21:02,680 But usually when push comes to shove, he shows up. 461 00:21:02,747 --> 00:21:04,348 If the patient's still alive, then push hasn't met shove yet. 462 00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:05,449 Patient is hanging by a thread 463 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:06,884 and we don't have a clue why. 464 00:21:06,951 --> 00:21:10,087 Then we have to assume he does and she isn't. 465 00:21:10,155 --> 00:21:12,456 We could or we could assume that something 466 00:21:12,524 --> 00:21:13,824 is seriously wrong with House 467 00:21:13,892 --> 00:21:15,359 and try to do something about that. 468 00:21:15,427 --> 00:21:18,229 That way, even if we're wrong, nobody dies. 469 00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:20,264 House is fine. 470 00:21:20,332 --> 00:21:22,967 House is always fine. 471 00:21:23,035 --> 00:21:24,869 I'm expanding my theory. 472 00:21:24,937 --> 00:21:27,505 He's avoiding you and you're avoiding him 473 00:21:27,573 --> 00:21:28,639 and this patient is gonna die. 474 00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:32,610 Not if you do your job. 475 00:21:47,593 --> 00:21:50,961 You're an idiot. 476 00:21:51,029 --> 00:21:52,463 How did you get in here? 477 00:21:52,531 --> 00:21:56,366 My boss has me break into places all the time. 478 00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,838 Pain has been getting worse. 479 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:04,941 I figured if I upped the Vicodin any more, 480 00:22:05,009 --> 00:22:06,176 I'd end up back in a rubber room, 481 00:22:06,244 --> 00:22:10,347 so this seemed like the smarter choice. 482 00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:13,017 You're an idiot. 483 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,219 You drove all the way over here 484 00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:17,121 to break in and call me an idiot? 485 00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:19,056 No, I drove all the way over here to tell you 486 00:22:19,124 --> 00:22:21,091 we're implanting an automated cardio-defibrillator, 487 00:22:21,159 --> 00:22:23,060 which won't actually do anything to help the patient 488 00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:24,861 except maybe give us enough time to come up with a guess 489 00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:27,898 as to what's actually wrong with her. 490 00:22:27,966 --> 00:22:29,967 Oh, that makes more sense. 491 00:22:30,034 --> 00:22:32,102 And I broke in here because Cuddy and Wilson 492 00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:35,272 both separately asked me to. 493 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,641 Even more logical. 494 00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:40,277 And that's not heroin, 495 00:22:40,345 --> 00:22:42,413 which means you knew I was coming over here, 496 00:22:42,481 --> 00:22:43,447 and Cuddy and Wilson are right. 497 00:22:43,515 --> 00:22:44,848 You're just playing a game. 498 00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:47,551 Throwing out a bone and watching us fight over it. 499 00:22:49,888 --> 00:22:51,589 There is another theory. 500 00:22:57,530 --> 00:23:01,199 Compound CS-804. 501 00:23:01,267 --> 00:23:02,601 It's an experimental drug 502 00:23:02,668 --> 00:23:05,837 that's supposed to regrow muscle. 503 00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:11,777 This experiment was done on rats. 504 00:23:11,845 --> 00:23:15,315 It's groundbreaking. Huge success. 505 00:23:15,382 --> 00:23:18,318 In rats. 506 00:23:18,385 --> 00:23:21,654 Well, they got four legs. 507 00:23:21,722 --> 00:23:24,957 Think how fast it should work on one. 508 00:23:29,263 --> 00:23:30,497 You're an idiot. 509 00:23:51,938 --> 00:23:52,904 We've got a problem. 510 00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:54,472 AICD not working? 511 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:55,974 If it's the defibrillator, I'd be looking elsewhere. 512 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:57,042 Smells like bleeding. 513 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:58,076 Rectal? 514 00:23:58,143 --> 00:24:01,012 And vaginal. 515 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,347 Is it possible something got perforated during surgery? 516 00:24:03,415 --> 00:24:04,715 Is that an accusation? 517 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:06,050 Sounded like a question. 518 00:24:06,118 --> 00:24:07,852 Just a straightforward inquiry 519 00:24:07,919 --> 00:24:09,153 that only someone with serious insecurities 520 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:11,288 would take issue with. 521 00:24:11,356 --> 00:24:13,924 Okay, so in answering, I have to decide 522 00:24:13,991 --> 00:24:15,793 between the only two possibilities. 523 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,896 "No" and "yes, we might have screwed something up, 524 00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:20,331 but are intentionally hiding it 525 00:24:20,398 --> 00:24:22,533 because we're incompetent and we're asses." 526 00:24:22,601 --> 00:24:24,302 Answer is "no." 527 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:25,804 Glad we didn't shortchange that avenue. 528 00:24:25,872 --> 00:24:27,139 It's a blood disorder. 529 00:24:27,207 --> 00:24:28,941 A coagulopathy. That's not a diagnosis. 530 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,676 That's like saying she has a runny nose. 531 00:24:30,744 --> 00:24:32,445 True, but not saying she has a runny nose 532 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:33,980 risks getting snot all over us. 533 00:24:34,048 --> 00:24:36,082 We can treat it. Cause could still be a toxin. 534 00:24:36,149 --> 00:24:37,450 She must have been exposed to who knows— 535 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:38,884 Past tense, which means she would have been better 536 00:24:38,952 --> 00:24:40,219 now that she's not. 537 00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:43,889 Same goes for House. 538 00:24:43,956 --> 00:24:45,090 If this was about Cuddy, 539 00:24:45,158 --> 00:24:46,358 he would have checked out weeks ago. 540 00:24:46,426 --> 00:24:48,160 Something else is going on. Something new. 541 00:24:48,227 --> 00:24:49,261 That's an awfully simplistic approach 542 00:24:49,329 --> 00:24:50,696 to matters of the heart. 543 00:24:50,763 --> 00:24:51,830 House is rational. He prides himself— 544 00:24:51,898 --> 00:24:53,398 no one is rational about emotion. 545 00:24:53,466 --> 00:24:55,433 That's why they're emotions. 546 00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:56,734 What do you think? 547 00:24:56,802 --> 00:24:58,903 Me? I didn't say anything. Exactly. 548 00:24:58,971 --> 00:25:00,872 You always have some opinion on these things, 549 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:02,240 especially when it comes to House, 550 00:25:02,308 --> 00:25:04,142 double especially when it comes to men and romance, 551 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:06,244 but suddenly you're keeping your mouth shut. 552 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,917 House can't help us. 553 00:25:12,985 --> 00:25:14,752 I respect his privacy, 554 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,354 no matter how stupid and I'd appreciate it 555 00:25:16,422 --> 00:25:17,956 if you'd respect mine. 556 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,396 We need to treat the underlying condition. 557 00:25:24,464 --> 00:25:26,965 Could be cancer, sepsis, trauma, 558 00:25:27,033 --> 00:25:28,600 liver disease, hemorrhagic fever— 559 00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:29,935 I'm gonna start treating the symptoms 560 00:25:30,003 --> 00:25:32,204 while you finish listing the possible causes. 561 00:26:11,547 --> 00:26:13,248 The rats are doing great. 562 00:26:13,316 --> 00:26:14,916 "Great" is a little vague. 563 00:26:14,984 --> 00:26:17,052 Even better than the previous study. 564 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,321 12% increase in strength, 565 00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:22,157 22% in flexibility, and some improvement 566 00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:23,559 in at least 60% of the subjects. 567 00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,260 Have you done maximum tolerated dose studies? 568 00:26:25,328 --> 00:26:26,595 Not yet. 569 00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:28,196 But that's part of the beauty. 570 00:26:28,264 --> 00:26:30,432 Since the compound is easily excreted in urine, 571 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,001 as long as they keep hydrated, 572 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:34,570 there's really no reason to expect any danger 573 00:26:34,638 --> 00:26:36,605 at virtually any dose. 574 00:26:36,673 --> 00:26:38,875 I mean, obviously you can't know for sure. 575 00:26:38,943 --> 00:26:40,744 But if it's worthy of the preface "obviously," 576 00:26:40,811 --> 00:26:43,847 then obviously it only needs to be explained to idiots. 577 00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:45,549 Do I look like an idiot? 578 00:26:48,586 --> 00:26:51,355 Sorry. 579 00:26:51,423 --> 00:26:52,456 Cranky. 580 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,658 What I meant to say was: 581 00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:56,126 Why don't scientists have groupies? 582 00:26:56,194 --> 00:26:58,595 'Cause I'd do you right now if society wasn't telling me 583 00:26:58,663 --> 00:27:01,898 that you're just an underpaid dork. 584 00:27:01,966 --> 00:27:04,968 Thank you. 585 00:27:06,236 --> 00:27:07,903 You all right? 586 00:27:07,971 --> 00:27:11,440 Leg hurts. 587 00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:13,943 Would you mind getting me a coffee? 588 00:27:14,011 --> 00:27:17,047 How does coffee help your leg? 589 00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:19,250 It will prevent me from walking to get the coffee. 590 00:27:19,317 --> 00:27:21,919 Right. 591 00:27:47,179 --> 00:27:49,581 Page said she's now bleeding from her mouth. 592 00:27:49,648 --> 00:27:50,915 You start treatment? 593 00:27:50,983 --> 00:27:52,250 I said I would. 594 00:27:52,318 --> 00:27:53,651 A "yes" would have been fine. 595 00:27:53,719 --> 00:27:57,121 Not asking the question would have been even better. 596 00:27:57,189 --> 00:27:58,423 Any breathing issues? 597 00:27:58,490 --> 00:27:59,924 No, but— 598 00:27:59,992 --> 00:28:01,793 I'm not sure it's internal. 599 00:28:01,861 --> 00:28:03,528 If it's coming from both ends, it's internal. 600 00:28:03,596 --> 00:28:05,164 Her gums look like they were burned. 601 00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:37,987 Experimental drugs? 602 00:29:38,054 --> 00:29:40,523 That's unfair. 603 00:29:40,591 --> 00:29:41,924 'Cause at one point, even Vicodin 604 00:29:41,992 --> 00:29:43,459 was an experimental drug. 605 00:29:43,527 --> 00:29:44,861 I have to go. 606 00:29:44,929 --> 00:29:46,363 Well, unless you're going to do your job, 607 00:29:46,430 --> 00:29:48,131 it can wait. I'm going to do my job. 608 00:29:48,199 --> 00:29:52,135 I'll give you a lift. 609 00:29:52,203 --> 00:29:53,737 I'll give you two minutes. 610 00:29:53,805 --> 00:29:56,540 But first, I'm gonna tell you that I'm off the drugs 611 00:29:56,608 --> 00:29:58,041 and you'll feel silly 'cause you've got 612 00:29:58,109 --> 00:29:59,342 nothing to say for two minutes. 613 00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:01,344 Hmm. 614 00:30:01,412 --> 00:30:02,445 Why are you off them? 615 00:30:02,513 --> 00:30:03,546 Because they don't work. 616 00:30:03,614 --> 00:30:04,947 Why were you on them? 617 00:30:05,015 --> 00:30:07,149 Because they come in banana flavor. 618 00:30:07,217 --> 00:30:10,386 You know the answer. 619 00:30:10,453 --> 00:30:13,522 You think fixing your leg will fix your life. 620 00:30:13,589 --> 00:30:15,123 I think that my life will be somewhat better 621 00:30:15,191 --> 00:30:17,158 if part of my life, specifically my leg, 622 00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:19,127 is somewhat better. 623 00:30:19,195 --> 00:30:21,029 You think all your problems are your leg. 624 00:30:21,097 --> 00:30:22,297 And you're here to tell me that no matter 625 00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:24,967 how depressed I may be, it's not enough. 626 00:30:25,035 --> 00:30:27,403 I think you want everything to be physical, tangible, 627 00:30:27,471 --> 00:30:29,338 simple. 628 00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:30,573 You want unhappiness to have a cure. 629 00:30:30,641 --> 00:30:31,875 House, you obviously— 630 00:30:31,943 --> 00:30:33,943 I hate that word. 631 00:30:34,011 --> 00:30:35,679 I have to go now. 632 00:30:35,747 --> 00:30:37,080 Actually, I don't, 633 00:30:37,148 --> 00:30:39,649 but it would be rude to walk out without saying anything. 634 00:30:39,717 --> 00:30:41,017 What about this? 635 00:30:41,085 --> 00:30:42,919 28-year-old woman presenting with burn-like wounds 636 00:30:42,987 --> 00:30:43,953 in her mouth and esophagus 637 00:30:44,021 --> 00:30:45,788 from a candidiasis infection. 638 00:30:45,856 --> 00:30:47,290 Interesting. 639 00:30:47,357 --> 00:30:48,891 It would also be relevant if the woman had had seizures. 640 00:30:48,959 --> 00:30:50,392 If the fungus had entered her bloodstream— 641 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:51,526 we would have seen it in the blood work. 642 00:30:51,594 --> 00:30:52,627 Acute myeloid leukemia 643 00:30:52,695 --> 00:30:54,062 can cause swelling in the gums. 644 00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:55,563 Again, interesting but not relevant. 645 00:30:55,631 --> 00:30:57,465 Again, you're being an ass. 646 00:30:57,533 --> 00:30:58,866 She doesn't have a history of blood diseases in her family, 647 00:30:58,934 --> 00:31:00,368 her blood count's normal, and she hasn't 648 00:31:00,436 --> 00:31:01,937 been exposed to chemical toxins. 649 00:31:02,005 --> 00:31:03,972 Not that we know of. 650 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,841 Guy that she works most closely with is also her boyfriend. 651 00:31:05,909 --> 00:31:07,343 You don't think he would have told us 652 00:31:07,411 --> 00:31:09,712 if there had been some sort of chemical spill or accident? 653 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:14,685 There is one other cause of AML. 654 00:31:14,753 --> 00:31:16,487 Wait! 655 00:31:16,555 --> 00:31:17,756 Where are you taking her? 656 00:31:17,823 --> 00:31:19,057 We need to get her into an isolation room 657 00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,992 and prep for a hematopoietic stem cell transplant. 658 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:22,526 Isolation? Why? 659 00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:24,028 We think her blood and immune system 660 00:31:24,096 --> 00:31:26,163 have been destroyed by an exposure to ionizing radiation. 661 00:31:26,231 --> 00:31:27,532 But we don't work with radiation. 662 00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:28,699 Well, apparently your girlfriend does. 663 00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:30,468 No, she doesn't. You're wrong. 664 00:31:30,536 --> 00:31:32,537 It must be something else. 665 00:31:32,604 --> 00:31:33,738 We found reports that your company 666 00:31:33,806 --> 00:31:34,672 was developing tactical nuclear warheads 667 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,940 for bunker-busting bombs. 668 00:31:36,008 --> 00:31:37,841 Where? On Wikipedia? Some paranoid idiot's blog? 669 00:31:37,909 --> 00:31:38,709 I don't care where you read it. 670 00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:40,177 It's not true. 671 00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:41,679 You're saying there's absolutely no chance 672 00:31:41,746 --> 00:31:43,380 that anyone in your company is doing 673 00:31:43,448 --> 00:31:44,915 any experimental research that you don't know about? 674 00:31:44,983 --> 00:31:48,452 No, but I know Wendy and she wouldn't. 675 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,520 Well, maybe you don't know her as well as you thought you did. 676 00:31:49,588 --> 00:31:52,556 Excuse me. We have to go. 677 00:32:02,968 --> 00:32:05,303 You need a drink. 678 00:32:05,371 --> 00:32:07,172 I'm fine. 679 00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:08,440 That wasn't a question. 680 00:32:08,507 --> 00:32:10,308 You really do need a drink. 681 00:32:15,448 --> 00:32:16,748 Found a match. 682 00:32:16,816 --> 00:32:18,116 We'll start treatment as soon 683 00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:19,718 as we get the HSC from the donor. 684 00:32:19,785 --> 00:32:21,186 Shouldn't be long. 685 00:32:21,253 --> 00:32:22,587 Where's Cesar? 686 00:32:22,655 --> 00:32:24,856 Uh, he's in the waiting room. 687 00:32:24,924 --> 00:32:26,291 I want to see him. 688 00:32:26,358 --> 00:32:27,926 You can't. 689 00:32:27,993 --> 00:32:29,961 It's too dangerous with your immune system this compromised. 690 00:32:30,029 --> 00:32:34,731 Why can't he just put on a gown and a mask like you? 691 00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:35,933 I'm sorry. 692 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,267 The more people you're exposed to, 693 00:32:37,335 --> 00:32:38,936 the greater chance of infection. 694 00:32:41,473 --> 00:32:43,474 I'm scared. 695 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:45,409 I know. 696 00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:47,145 We're doing everything that we can. 697 00:32:47,213 --> 00:32:49,748 Cesar will be with you soon. 698 00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:51,951 Dr. Foreman, you should look at this. 699 00:32:53,487 --> 00:32:55,021 What is it? 700 00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:56,256 You feeling any pain in your pelvic region? 701 00:32:56,324 --> 00:32:59,026 No, why? 702 00:32:59,094 --> 00:33:00,694 Your genitals... They're engorged. 703 00:33:09,137 --> 00:33:11,405 I drink any more, I'm gonna explode. 704 00:33:11,473 --> 00:33:12,473 You're not going to explode. 705 00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:13,841 You're just gonna have a seizure, 706 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:16,410 which will prove that your kidneys are not working, 707 00:33:16,478 --> 00:33:19,213 which will also prove that they weren't working Saturday night. 708 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,982 That's why a glancing body blow 709 00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,484 sent your blood pressure into the toilet 710 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:28,722 and you onto the canvas. 711 00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:30,591 How many bottles is this supposed to take? 712 00:33:30,658 --> 00:33:31,792 Six. 713 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,894 And I've drank how many? 714 00:33:33,962 --> 00:33:36,530 Eight. 715 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,797 It's not an exact science. 716 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:38,932 So in other words, 717 00:33:38,999 --> 00:33:40,333 nothing's gonna prove you wrong. 718 00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:42,535 You're just gonna keep making me miserable 719 00:33:42,602 --> 00:33:43,536 because you're too miserable— 720 00:33:43,603 --> 00:33:46,571 you're an idiot. 721 00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:49,441 No, you're not gonna hit me... 722 00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,976 'Cause somewhere deep in that way-too-thin skull of yours 723 00:33:52,044 --> 00:33:54,178 you know that you're full of crap. 724 00:33:54,246 --> 00:33:55,913 That's why you stopped jogging for me. 725 00:33:55,981 --> 00:33:58,216 That's why you drank eight bottles. 726 00:33:58,284 --> 00:34:00,051 Because even though you want to think that I'm wrong 727 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:02,587 'cause it's simpler, you also desperately want me 728 00:34:02,655 --> 00:34:04,122 to be right. 729 00:34:09,096 --> 00:34:11,131 I'm only an ass for building your hopes up if I'm wrong. 730 00:34:13,701 --> 00:34:15,869 Last one. 731 00:34:33,353 --> 00:34:37,389 You're an ass. 732 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,640 You were wrong. 733 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,742 It's not the end of the world. 734 00:34:57,614 --> 00:35:02,184 Anything else you want to say? 735 00:35:02,252 --> 00:35:03,419 You have a problem. 736 00:35:03,487 --> 00:35:05,488 I think if you seriously look 737 00:35:05,555 --> 00:35:09,225 at everything that— 738 00:35:09,293 --> 00:35:11,960 anything else? 739 00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:13,662 Okay, look, this isn't— 740 00:35:13,730 --> 00:35:15,763 okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! 741 00:35:15,831 --> 00:35:19,434 No... I don't. 742 00:35:19,502 --> 00:35:21,370 Just get out of here. 743 00:35:21,438 --> 00:35:22,838 Go home. We'll talk later. 744 00:35:22,906 --> 00:35:25,374 Someplace without any of my stuff. 745 00:35:25,442 --> 00:35:26,876 Nothing to talk about. 746 00:35:26,943 --> 00:35:29,812 That was my point. 747 00:35:36,057 --> 00:35:37,424 Inflammation of the genitals 748 00:35:37,492 --> 00:35:38,692 means we were wrong. 749 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,127 Thanks for the statement of the obvious. 750 00:35:40,195 --> 00:35:41,495 You'd think so, wouldn't you? 751 00:35:41,563 --> 00:35:43,297 Foreman wants to keep shooting for radiation poisoning. 752 00:35:43,365 --> 00:35:44,365 Because the seizure's have stopped. 753 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:45,700 Because her fever's gone away. 754 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,402 - Because she's improved. - By luck. 755 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:49,137 I don't think the patient cares. 756 00:35:49,205 --> 00:35:51,073 Yes, she's gonna die in considerably less discomfort 757 00:35:51,141 --> 00:35:52,275 thanks to you treating a few of the symptoms 758 00:35:52,342 --> 00:35:53,977 instead of the disease. 759 00:35:54,044 --> 00:35:56,879 I paged Ho— Shut up. 760 00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,214 You're drunk. 761 00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,884 Well, whose fault is that? 762 00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:02,652 Give me another scotch. 763 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,355 I can't serve you. 764 00:36:06,423 --> 00:36:07,991 This 'cause I'm black? 765 00:36:08,058 --> 00:36:09,959 'Cause I'm not, so... 766 00:36:10,027 --> 00:36:12,328 Come on, buddy. 767 00:36:12,396 --> 00:36:13,362 Look, you can't get me drunk and then give me crap 768 00:36:13,430 --> 00:36:14,630 for being drunk. 769 00:36:14,698 --> 00:36:16,766 That's like dumping someone 770 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,067 and then giving them crap for being upset. 771 00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:19,168 That's just not decent. 772 00:36:23,539 --> 00:36:25,874 Let me explain why people come here. 773 00:36:25,941 --> 00:36:28,710 They come here to drink. 774 00:36:28,777 --> 00:36:31,312 Which causes us to ask, why do people drink? 775 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:33,748 Hmm? Is it sustenance? 776 00:36:35,717 --> 00:36:37,685 No. Is it taste? 777 00:36:40,423 --> 00:36:41,623 No. Don't be a jerk. 778 00:36:41,691 --> 00:36:44,793 Is it the company of stout-hearted men? 779 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:46,128 I don't think so. 780 00:36:46,195 --> 00:36:49,531 Is it killing pain? 781 00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:51,200 Yes. 782 00:36:51,268 --> 00:36:54,904 71/2% life duller. 783 00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:56,439 That's the business you're in. 784 00:36:56,507 --> 00:36:58,742 You're in the "screw the world" business. 785 00:36:58,809 --> 00:37:02,045 You're in the "reality sucks 786 00:37:02,113 --> 00:37:04,881 and fantasy temporarily appears to not suck" business. 787 00:37:04,949 --> 00:37:07,618 Just get the moron a drink so he'll shut the hell up. 788 00:37:10,322 --> 00:37:12,791 No. 789 00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:15,927 I'm giving you your drink. Have you no pride? 790 00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:19,931 Either serving me is a good idea or it's a bad idea. 791 00:37:19,999 --> 00:37:21,332 Shutting me up is a crappy reason 792 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,225 for compromising what you believe. 793 00:37:23,226 --> 00:37:25,525 Not even an effective one apparently. 794 00:37:33,246 --> 00:37:35,281 Am I gonna have to hit him? 795 00:37:35,348 --> 00:37:38,151 Not a good idea. 796 00:37:38,218 --> 00:37:40,420 But what if it's the right thing to do? 797 00:37:40,487 --> 00:37:45,458 Compromise is never the answer. 798 00:37:45,526 --> 00:37:47,460 Stand up. 799 00:37:50,798 --> 00:37:54,233 I will allow you to throw the first punch. 800 00:37:54,301 --> 00:37:55,234 Sit down. 801 00:37:55,302 --> 00:37:56,836 I'm not gonna hit you. 802 00:37:56,904 --> 00:37:59,005 Just as well, 'cause I was lying. 803 00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:16,823 You can relax. 804 00:38:16,891 --> 00:38:18,558 She's getting better? 805 00:38:18,626 --> 00:38:21,295 Bad news is, because of your extended exposure to her 806 00:38:21,362 --> 00:38:22,696 and her workplace, we're gonna need 807 00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:23,664 to treat you as well. 808 00:38:23,731 --> 00:38:25,365 I feel fine. 809 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,234 Unfortunately that's the way it can be with radiation. 810 00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:29,369 No symptoms until it's too late to do anything. 811 00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:30,671 You're gonna need a bone marrow transplant. 812 00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:33,007 No. 813 00:38:33,074 --> 00:38:34,275 A marrow transplant does leave you exposed 814 00:38:34,342 --> 00:38:35,342 to all sorts of illnesses, 815 00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:36,711 but there really is no choice here. 816 00:38:36,778 --> 00:38:38,379 She doesn't have radiation poisoning. 817 00:38:38,447 --> 00:38:39,413 She's getting better. 818 00:38:39,481 --> 00:38:40,348 We need to start your treatment 819 00:38:40,415 --> 00:38:41,349 before it's too late. 820 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:43,651 No. 821 00:38:46,856 --> 00:38:48,322 You're either suicidal 822 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:52,460 or you know we're wrong. 823 00:38:52,528 --> 00:38:53,861 And the only way you could know for sure 824 00:38:53,929 --> 00:38:55,896 what wasn't killing her is if you knew what was. 825 00:38:55,964 --> 00:38:58,598 And you do, don't you? 826 00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:00,233 Because you've been poisoning her 827 00:39:00,301 --> 00:39:01,567 and the reason she's getting better 828 00:39:01,635 --> 00:39:03,136 is because you haven't been near her. 829 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:04,804 Our co-workers are on their way 830 00:39:04,872 --> 00:39:07,139 to your home right now to search for poisons. 831 00:39:07,207 --> 00:39:09,074 You mind saving them the trouble? 832 00:39:09,142 --> 00:39:10,909 Attempted murder is better than murder. 833 00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:59,656 What are you doing here? 834 00:39:59,724 --> 00:40:01,258 Training for my big fight. 835 00:40:01,326 --> 00:40:02,359 Just need you to— 836 00:40:02,426 --> 00:40:03,693 drink five more bottles? 837 00:40:03,761 --> 00:40:06,129 Get punched a few more times? 838 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:07,997 Look, just get out and give up. 839 00:40:08,064 --> 00:40:09,031 That's your specialty. 840 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:14,136 Ooh, looks like you already lost your big fight. 841 00:40:17,273 --> 00:40:18,307 Look, I may not be able to take a punch, 842 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:19,775 but I can still throw one. 843 00:40:19,843 --> 00:40:22,245 Three, two... 844 00:40:27,118 --> 00:40:30,755 What a lovely day. 845 00:40:37,930 --> 00:40:40,931 Where's Cesar? 846 00:40:40,999 --> 00:40:44,001 Um... In jail. 847 00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:49,873 He was trying to kill you. 848 00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:52,642 He found out about you and Glenn, 849 00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:54,310 which, he admitted, shouldn't have surprised him 850 00:40:54,378 --> 00:40:57,613 since he started seeing you while you were dating Tony. 851 00:40:57,681 --> 00:41:00,683 He poisoned me? 852 00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:04,187 Repeatedly... With Spanish fly. 853 00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:06,456 The active ingredient cantharidin is a potent toxin 854 00:41:06,524 --> 00:41:09,459 and can cause a lot of the same damage as radiation. 855 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:14,931 He poisoned me? 856 00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:20,770 I'm sorry. 857 00:41:20,837 --> 00:41:26,108 He had a security clearance. 858 00:41:29,012 --> 00:41:29,945 Ahem! 859 00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:32,280 What's this? 860 00:41:32,348 --> 00:41:35,149 A palm. 861 00:41:35,217 --> 00:41:38,019 Hmm, useful for many things. 862 00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:42,358 Slapping, greasing, probably some other applications too. 863 00:41:42,426 --> 00:41:45,562 Right now it's ready for $50 and humiliation. 864 00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:48,232 He was actually sick? 865 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,667 He wasn't knocked out by the punch. 866 00:41:49,734 --> 00:41:51,669 He was knocked out by the clinch before the punch. 867 00:41:51,737 --> 00:41:54,139 Took a shot to the back of the neck. 868 00:41:54,206 --> 00:41:55,974 More specifically, to an abnormal growth of nerves 869 00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:58,310 caused by a glomus tumor. 870 00:41:58,378 --> 00:41:59,979 Kind of like a built-in taser. 871 00:42:00,046 --> 00:42:01,714 Sent a massive shock to his entire body, 872 00:42:01,782 --> 00:42:03,249 shut everything down. 873 00:42:03,317 --> 00:42:05,952 Wow. Fascinating. 874 00:42:06,019 --> 00:42:09,221 Completely explains exactly how he lost. 875 00:42:09,289 --> 00:42:10,623 Oh, you are not gonna be like that, 876 00:42:10,691 --> 00:42:12,858 'cause you got a lot more posters here. 877 00:42:12,926 --> 00:42:14,960 No, I'm not. 878 00:42:15,028 --> 00:42:16,428 Well done, House. 879 00:42:16,496 --> 00:42:17,963 You might have saved that guy. 880 00:42:18,031 --> 00:42:19,365 Given him his life back. 881 00:42:19,433 --> 00:42:21,367 Oh, no. He needs surgery. 882 00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:24,572 He's never gonna fight again. 883 00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:27,174 What happened to your eye? 884 00:42:27,242 --> 00:42:28,175 You okay? 885 00:42:28,243 --> 00:42:30,411 Better than okay. 886 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:10,340 == sync, corrected by elderman ==