1 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:44,734 Nice tie. 2 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:57,647 Are you at least gonna call the cops this time? 3 00:00:57,698 --> 00:00:59,832 No, then they might stop. 4 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:02,985 Just when they're beginning to, uh... 5 00:01:03,037 --> 00:01:04,420 Capture my eyes. 6 00:01:04,488 --> 00:01:07,123 Come on, Dad. Let Rodrigo do this. 7 00:01:07,174 --> 00:01:08,291 Your arthritis is obviously— 8 00:01:08,342 --> 00:01:09,208 I can pick up my own lawn. 9 00:01:10,878 --> 00:01:12,178 You know, if you wanted, 10 00:01:12,262 --> 00:01:13,379 you could put an end to all this. 11 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:14,714 Oh, of course. 12 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:16,215 There are other ways to save the company. 13 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,667 I'm only moving it to China 14 00:01:17,718 --> 00:01:19,218 because I'm craving egg foo yung. 15 00:01:22,005 --> 00:01:23,022 You know, I just got off the phone 16 00:01:23,107 --> 00:01:24,190 with some investors. 17 00:01:24,274 --> 00:01:26,893 Yes, and they want a controlling interest. 18 00:01:26,977 --> 00:01:29,028 We get to stay here with the people 19 00:01:29,113 --> 00:01:31,013 who've been so loyal to this company. 20 00:01:31,065 --> 00:01:32,482 Everyone keeps their jobs. 21 00:01:32,533 --> 00:01:35,151 It's been a family business for 120 years. 22 00:01:35,202 --> 00:01:36,452 There's no way that I'm letting... 23 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:43,793 What's wrong? 24 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:49,999 Dad? 25 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:05,848 I need you to drive me to a doctor. 26 00:02:10,812 --> 00:02:14,412 == sync, corrected by elderman == 27 00:02:21,395 --> 00:02:23,896 What about the JBE virus? 28 00:02:23,964 --> 00:02:25,097 Why don't you check his vaccination record 29 00:02:25,148 --> 00:02:26,649 before you make another stupid... 30 00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:29,702 O.M.F.G. 31 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,187 50% off cupcakes. 32 00:02:31,271 --> 00:02:32,355 How sick is the patient? 33 00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:33,739 'Cause this expires today. 34 00:02:33,807 --> 00:02:35,942 Central serous retinopathy? 35 00:02:35,993 --> 00:02:38,160 It's linked to type "A" personalities. 36 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,445 Funduscopic exam was normal. 37 00:02:39,496 --> 00:02:41,030 If you don't let me read my email, 38 00:02:41,114 --> 00:02:43,332 then I won't be able to read the email to the entire staff. 39 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,917 From your ex-boss. 40 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,207 Thank you. 41 00:02:52,759 --> 00:02:54,927 "Last month, I had an incident 42 00:02:54,995 --> 00:02:57,213 "involving another P.P.T.H. employee. 43 00:02:57,297 --> 00:02:58,831 "Though I can't speak to the details of the case 44 00:02:58,882 --> 00:03:00,967 "while my disciplinary hearing is pending, 45 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:02,184 "I want you to know that I have completed 46 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,670 "voluntary sexual harassment training. 47 00:03:04,721 --> 00:03:06,138 "And on a personal note, 48 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:07,773 "if my actions caused anyone distress, 49 00:03:07,841 --> 00:03:12,511 I sincerely apologize." 50 00:03:12,562 --> 00:03:14,397 You are so fired. 51 00:03:14,481 --> 00:03:15,698 What? He apologized. 52 00:03:15,782 --> 00:03:18,067 What? Because he said he apologized? 53 00:03:18,151 --> 00:03:19,785 He's saying he's sorry that someone, 54 00:03:19,853 --> 00:03:22,538 namely you, overreacted— namely, by punching him. 55 00:03:22,622 --> 00:03:23,656 He grabbed my behind. 56 00:03:23,707 --> 00:03:25,624 Word is it was a celebratory slap 57 00:03:25,692 --> 00:03:27,359 after you completed your first-ever 58 00:03:27,411 --> 00:03:28,828 AVM embolization. 59 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:31,797 He grabbed it, he apologized for grabbing it, 60 00:03:31,865 --> 00:03:34,366 and now he's taking classes because he grabbed it. 61 00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:36,168 The classes make him sympathetic. 62 00:03:36,219 --> 00:03:39,505 Which, in turn, makes his unrepentant attacker... 63 00:03:39,556 --> 00:03:40,589 Evil. 64 00:03:40,674 --> 00:03:41,590 Which, in turn, 65 00:03:41,675 --> 00:03:44,143 in turn, makes you so fired. 66 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,978 100 bucks says I won't get fired. 67 00:03:48,181 --> 00:03:50,216 Oh, you don't wanna bet me. 68 00:03:53,603 --> 00:03:55,220 Oh, my. 69 00:03:57,724 --> 00:03:59,058 You're fired. 70 00:03:59,109 --> 00:04:01,027 I—the bet is— 71 00:04:01,078 --> 00:04:02,862 - But I thought— - After— 72 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:03,896 - then— - I—oh— 73 00:04:03,947 --> 00:04:05,781 if only... 74 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:09,452 The bet's that I'll get fired after my hearing! 75 00:04:09,536 --> 00:04:10,586 I'll take that action too, 76 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:13,289 but you're already a C-note in the hole. 77 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:14,457 You're late. 78 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:15,758 Considering I don't work here, 79 00:04:15,842 --> 00:04:18,094 arguably, I'm early. 80 00:04:18,178 --> 00:04:19,628 Pearl earrings? 81 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:21,213 Knee-length dress. 82 00:04:21,264 --> 00:04:22,865 That's not a very shameful walk of shame. 83 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:24,133 I was at a job interview. 84 00:04:24,217 --> 00:04:26,102 I hope it went terribly. 85 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:27,186 Thad Barton? 86 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:29,021 We only help rich white guys? 87 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:31,273 I am an equal opportunity exploiter. 88 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,692 I only help those who can help myself. 89 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,062 I have a department to re-fund. 90 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:38,147 Atropine poisoning. 91 00:04:38,231 --> 00:04:40,265 He's moving his company to China, 92 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:42,601 and his employees are hanging him in effigy. 93 00:04:42,652 --> 00:04:44,770 Could have moved on to the real thing. 94 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:46,105 Pupils are normal. 95 00:04:46,156 --> 00:04:47,973 Thyrotoxicosis? 96 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:51,460 Not... A terrible idea. 97 00:04:51,545 --> 00:04:54,163 I'm gonna go give him P.T.U. 98 00:04:54,247 --> 00:04:56,615 and T.L.C. 99 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:59,284 I have no idea what that second one stands for. 100 00:05:01,338 --> 00:05:04,173 Things don't seem small anymore, they— 101 00:05:04,257 --> 00:05:05,558 I woke up from a nap and, uh, 102 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:10,479 everything went from really small to really huge. 103 00:05:10,564 --> 00:05:12,731 Well, then, these giant balls of medicine 104 00:05:12,799 --> 00:05:14,066 are not gonna work anymore. 105 00:05:14,134 --> 00:05:17,319 The change actually makes things simpler. 106 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,138 Your occipital lobe is acting up, 107 00:05:19,189 --> 00:05:20,439 giving you a migraine. 108 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:22,074 I don't have a headache. 109 00:05:22,142 --> 00:05:23,609 Not all migraines present that way. 110 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:26,328 It's called Alice in Wonderland syndrome. 111 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,646 Seriously? 112 00:05:27,714 --> 00:05:29,081 I never joke. 113 00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:30,983 Good news is, 114 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:32,318 it's treatable with medication. 115 00:05:32,385 --> 00:05:33,369 Bad news is... 116 00:05:33,453 --> 00:05:35,754 It can make you very, very late 117 00:05:35,822 --> 00:05:38,490 for very important dates. 118 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:41,210 I sometimes joke. 119 00:05:41,294 --> 00:05:42,378 Thank you, Doctor. 120 00:05:42,462 --> 00:05:43,929 Well, if you really want to thank me, 121 00:05:43,997 --> 00:05:46,365 my department's not really a department. 122 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:49,685 'Cause my boss says he doesn't have the money. 123 00:05:49,769 --> 00:05:53,439 Which provides a nice contrast... with you. 124 00:05:53,506 --> 00:05:54,890 We're trying to find money in our budget 125 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:57,026 so we don't have to move our operations overseas. 126 00:05:57,110 --> 00:06:00,012 I get it. Answer's no. 127 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,730 Shouldn't have said anything. 128 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:03,315 I'm just glad that the symptoms showed up 129 00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:05,651 before you left for China. 130 00:06:05,702 --> 00:06:06,735 'Cause I'm not sure the doctors over there 131 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,370 would be so optimistic, 132 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,072 considering... 133 00:06:16,246 --> 00:06:18,164 What are you guys talking about? 134 00:06:18,215 --> 00:06:21,417 Oh, just how different the two cultures are. 135 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:23,886 For example, our opinions on mental illness. 136 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:26,722 Here, it's considered a normal and treatable condition. 137 00:06:35,215 --> 00:06:36,732 Is everything okay? 138 00:06:36,816 --> 00:06:38,617 Everything's fine. 139 00:06:42,555 --> 00:06:45,274 I could have you checked into a facility 140 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:47,026 that exclusively treats mental disorders. 141 00:06:49,229 --> 00:06:50,162 How does that sound? 142 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:52,731 Whatever's gonna get him better. 143 00:06:52,782 --> 00:06:54,700 Let's try the medication first. 144 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:05,594 You're hired! 145 00:07:05,679 --> 00:07:09,215 Oh, you guys are gonna love Doctors Chase and Taub. 146 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:12,885 Keep your Nazi sentiments quiet around the little one. 147 00:07:12,936 --> 00:07:14,136 You got the money? 148 00:07:14,221 --> 00:07:15,387 How? 149 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:16,639 Patient's a smart businessman. 150 00:07:16,723 --> 00:07:18,590 He's destroying thousands of jobs. 151 00:07:18,642 --> 00:07:20,059 Jobs are not being destroyed. 152 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,393 They're being relocated. 153 00:07:21,444 --> 00:07:23,362 The fact that you see that as inherently bad 154 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:26,098 means you're an irrational patriot. 155 00:07:26,149 --> 00:07:28,150 To put it another way, a patriot. 156 00:07:28,235 --> 00:07:29,985 Patriotism is natural. 157 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,904 We've always relied on our tribes to keep us safe. 158 00:07:31,955 --> 00:07:33,656 It's helpful for society 159 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,541 if its members have positive feelings 160 00:07:35,608 --> 00:07:36,959 about that society. 161 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:37,977 Iranian women. 162 00:07:38,044 --> 00:07:39,828 Drag Queens in Uganda. 163 00:07:39,913 --> 00:07:42,631 Patriotism is nothing but loyalty to real estate, 164 00:07:42,716 --> 00:07:44,383 real estate that's been conquered 800 times 165 00:07:44,451 --> 00:07:47,720 by 800 different regimes with 800 different cultures. 166 00:07:47,787 --> 00:07:50,506 But each time, it's just the best. 167 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:52,508 I claim this burger 168 00:07:52,592 --> 00:07:54,176 in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain. 169 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:58,264 I'll go check on the patient. 170 00:07:58,315 --> 00:07:59,765 I have Hepatitis C. 171 00:08:05,438 --> 00:08:06,772 She got it from me. 172 00:08:17,817 --> 00:08:19,501 Hey, how's my dad doing? 173 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,869 Ah, great. 174 00:08:20,954 --> 00:08:22,371 His vision's back to normal, 175 00:08:22,455 --> 00:08:24,707 and if he remains asymptomatic through the night, 176 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:26,191 we'll be able to release him in the morning. 177 00:08:26,259 --> 00:08:28,060 Any chance that could happen before 9:00? 178 00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:30,462 Our stock dropped a couple points today 179 00:08:30,513 --> 00:08:31,547 with the news that he's sick. 180 00:08:31,631 --> 00:08:32,965 I would love for him to get out of here 181 00:08:33,016 --> 00:08:35,667 before the market opens. 182 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:38,053 No offense, but, uh, 183 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:40,205 I think it's terrible your dad's closing down 184 00:08:40,273 --> 00:08:42,975 all your American operations. 185 00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:46,745 I don't think he's moving the company out of greed. 186 00:08:46,813 --> 00:08:49,948 He's moving it out of grief. 187 00:08:50,016 --> 00:08:53,519 My mom, she died four months ago. 188 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:56,488 Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and... 189 00:08:56,539 --> 00:08:59,358 It's been hard for him— living in their house, 190 00:08:59,409 --> 00:09:00,959 driving down the same streets. 191 00:09:01,027 --> 00:09:03,045 I mean, he's constantly reminded of her. 192 00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:05,581 Dad? 193 00:09:08,718 --> 00:09:09,885 I need an intubation kit in here! 194 00:09:09,969 --> 00:09:10,869 What's going on? 195 00:09:13,227 --> 00:09:15,028 Angiography showed a hemorrhagic site 196 00:09:15,029 --> 00:09:16,196 in the left lower lobe. 197 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,149 I think it could be hyperviscosity syndrome. 198 00:09:19,216 --> 00:09:21,852 Are you sure Foreman's okay with this thing 199 00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:23,320 in his office? 200 00:09:23,387 --> 00:09:25,439 He's never gonna know. 201 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,691 He's actually in here right now. 202 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:29,693 Blood count and protein count are normal. 203 00:09:29,761 --> 00:09:32,245 I think it could be hyperviscosity syndrome. 204 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:34,781 Sorry, but after Park sent out here hospital-wide 205 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,917 non-apology apology this morning, 206 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,668 I assume that plagiarism is the new black. 207 00:09:38,736 --> 00:09:40,454 If it makes Andrews look sympathetic... 208 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,739 Copying him makes you look pathetic. 209 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,776 And I will pay you not to go to anger management classes. 210 00:09:45,843 --> 00:09:47,594 What about another clotting problem? 211 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:49,579 Factor 5 Leiden deficiency. 212 00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:50,931 It's possible. 213 00:09:51,015 --> 00:09:53,133 Adams is the one who needs to deal with her anger. 214 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,818 Myelodysplastic syndrome. 215 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,019 I heard about your conversation 216 00:09:56,087 --> 00:09:57,354 with the patient's daughter. 217 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,472 You were hostile. 218 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,123 Well, their company's making a decision 219 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:01,725 I strongly disagree with. 220 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,627 Yet you were never anything but courteous 221 00:10:03,694 --> 00:10:05,979 to the racists and rapists in prison. 222 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,481 Those guys made decisions you supported? 223 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,199 Myelodysplastic syndrome. 224 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:10,734 I'm guessing it has something to do with the funeral 225 00:10:10,785 --> 00:10:12,502 you attended yesterday morning. 226 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,121 I was at a job interview. 227 00:10:14,205 --> 00:10:15,872 You got to work at 9:15. 228 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,607 Closest hospital with an opening in your specialty 229 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,109 is 45 minutes away. 230 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,110 It's not possible. 231 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,444 My condolences. 232 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,829 I wasn't at a funeral. 233 00:10:24,465 --> 00:10:27,834 That just leaves... 234 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,653 Everywhere but a job interview. 235 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,887 Get out. 236 00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:32,005 Who goes there? 237 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,223 Reveal yourself! 238 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:34,424 Now. 239 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:35,625 Well, we would. 240 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,978 But Orthopedics is still squatting 241 00:10:38,062 --> 00:10:39,846 in two thirds of my office, 242 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:40,981 which is weird, 243 00:10:41,065 --> 00:10:45,468 'cause you got a large check last night. 244 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,404 From a corporation that's going through 245 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,206 a very public belt-tightening. 246 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,308 Means this donation was given under duress. 247 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,026 Patient didn't tell me the whole story, 248 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,531 but he did say he'd be thrilled if we didn't cash this. 249 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,485 Got a policy review meeting in here in five minutes. 250 00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:02,369 Good-bye. 251 00:11:11,762 --> 00:11:13,213 What are you doing? 252 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,631 Holding your ass. 253 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:16,049 You really didn't know? 254 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,934 - House... - Just trying to help you out here. 255 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,636 I figure for sure he'd punch me in the face, 256 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:21,638 thus proving it's a natural response. 257 00:11:23,941 --> 00:11:27,978 My God, you have super-human discipline. 258 00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:29,729 And glutes. 259 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,248 Get your hands off me. 260 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,738 Sorry. 261 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,891 Go. 262 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,661 Why... did you do that? 263 00:11:44,712 --> 00:11:46,496 We have a bet. 264 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,748 But he's the chair of the disciplinary committee. 265 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,635 Forget about the bet. 266 00:11:51,702 --> 00:11:54,471 You two really need to do your homework with me. 267 00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:57,090 Treat the patient with activated protein c. 268 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,374 If he has myelodysplastic syndrome, 269 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,759 he'll bleed out. 270 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,928 And if he has Factor 5 Leiden deficiency, 271 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,180 he'll throw another clot. 272 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:04,314 Exactly. 273 00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:05,682 It's a conclusive test. 274 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,484 There's no actual risk. 275 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,319 As long as you're both paying attention, 276 00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:12,055 and are both good enough to work here. 277 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,246 I hear one of you thinks I'm a real bastard. 278 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,114 I guess that would be me. 279 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,699 Your boss uses blackmail, 280 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,035 and you question my professional ethics? 281 00:12:25,102 --> 00:12:28,338 Will you be instituting worker safety regulations 282 00:12:28,406 --> 00:12:29,606 in your new factories? 283 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:30,757 Oh, absolutely. 284 00:12:30,841 --> 00:12:31,808 What about juice boxes in the break room 285 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,376 for the children you'll be hiring? 286 00:12:33,444 --> 00:12:34,978 Charges of child exploitation 287 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,213 against American companies 288 00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:38,215 have been blown way out of proportion. 289 00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:40,917 My ten-year-old cousin lives near Cebu City. 290 00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:42,886 Works at an American factory. 291 00:12:42,937 --> 00:12:44,587 I am so sorry. 292 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,924 It's the best thing for him. 293 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,360 It sucks, but the Filipino factories suck worse, 294 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:52,445 and the schools would suck if they existed. 295 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,831 So this is the family's best hope. 296 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,785 Are you okay? 297 00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:00,070 Is this supposed to itch like this? 298 00:13:05,609 --> 00:13:06,493 Itching. 299 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,627 Interesting. 300 00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:08,828 Not interesting. 301 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,130 Already went away. 302 00:13:10,214 --> 00:13:11,831 Doubly interesting. 303 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,166 Means we have to explain the arrival 304 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,585 and the departure. 305 00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:18,288 Oh. 306 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,806 That's real mature, House. What do you mean? 307 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,508 This is outlandishly childish. 308 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,676 I custom-built this puppy. 309 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,761 It's got 106 leds, 310 00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:27,347 each one sending light to your eyes, 311 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,765 slightly different wavelength. 312 00:13:28,816 --> 00:13:30,734 Turn that off. Different wavelengths 313 00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:33,019 are stimulating your autonomic nervous system. 314 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,437 That's what's making you feel like you're on a boat 315 00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:35,689 in choppy waters. 316 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,362 Oh ho ho! Cool. 317 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,336 You think I'm not— 318 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,338 you think I'm not gonna go to Foreman with this? 319 00:13:51,422 --> 00:13:52,372 Oh, you will. 320 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,790 And... I'll deny it, 321 00:13:53,841 --> 00:13:55,158 and he'll believe you. 322 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,344 But then these two believe that the policy 323 00:13:57,428 --> 00:13:59,679 of protecting American jobs starts at home. 324 00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:02,632 So they'll never testify against me. 325 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,833 And you won't be able to prove anything. 326 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,687 Now, if I punched him in the face, 327 00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:09,939 that he could prove. 328 00:14:10,007 --> 00:14:11,608 I remember you saying something about 329 00:14:11,675 --> 00:14:14,010 how loyalty to real estate was stupid. 330 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:18,681 This is about reclaiming stolen property! 331 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,183 Loyalty to real estate is stupid, 332 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,451 because loyalty is stupid. 333 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:23,453 First patriotism, now loyalty. 334 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:24,954 You hate ice cream too? 335 00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:26,690 French vanilla, yeah. 336 00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:29,409 To willfully identify yourself as something else 337 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,294 is a perversion of self-expression. 338 00:14:31,362 --> 00:14:32,295 I had a thought. 339 00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:33,797 Other than the fact 340 00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:36,966 that loyalty is the basis of all meaningful relationships. 341 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:38,618 The daughter said that her mother died 342 00:14:38,686 --> 00:14:40,103 of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 343 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,805 What if she was misdiagnosed? 344 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,276 Dutch chocolate's not bad. 345 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,811 Gotta give 'em that. 346 00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:49,379 Her lymphoma could have been caused by a virus, 347 00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:52,182 HTLV-1, which our patient contracted 348 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:53,950 through having sex with his wife. 349 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,936 In other words, loyalty gave him cancer. 350 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,054 I like it. 351 00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,606 Start him on radiation. 352 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,294 Chang and Eng Bunker. 353 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,296 It's the most famous conjoined twins in history. 354 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,831 2011 is the bicentennial of their birth. 355 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,750 The best Halloween costumes 356 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:13,002 are always the ones that need an explanation. 357 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,704 What took you so long? 358 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:16,756 I already lost one of them. 359 00:15:16,841 --> 00:15:18,091 You need help with the lacerations? 360 00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:20,343 No, I think I got palliative. 361 00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:21,461 Why don't you take preventative? 362 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,346 Prevent what? He got in a fight. 363 00:15:23,414 --> 00:15:24,647 Which he started. 364 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,800 Which means he's both irascible and stupid. 365 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,385 I told the drunk, racist frat guy 366 00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:30,136 the proper term is "conjoined twin," 367 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,104 not "Siamese." 368 00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:32,555 I can't comment 369 00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:34,424 on the drunk or the frat. 370 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,309 But Chang and Eng were both, in fact, 371 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,694 born in Siam. 372 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,029 And they were, in fact, twins. 373 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:41,564 If your name was Richard, it would be okay 374 00:15:41,615 --> 00:15:43,633 for me to call you a Dick. 375 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,151 But maybe some of the tripe 376 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,602 you learn in anger management class 377 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,171 might help keep this guy out of here 378 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,239 the next time. 379 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:52,325 Sometimes, it's incredibly satisfying 380 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,545 to wind up and punch someone who really deserves it. 381 00:15:55,612 --> 00:15:56,713 But when you think about the consequences— 382 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,047 Okay, let's go. 383 00:15:58,115 --> 00:16:00,083 I thought you wanted me to help him with his anger. 384 00:16:00,134 --> 00:16:01,167 No, I got everything in need. 385 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,287 Sometimes... - Sometimes... 386 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,621 It's incredibly satisfying 387 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,224 to wind up and punch someone who deserves it. 388 00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:10,727 Wonder what the committee's gonna make of that. 389 00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:17,283 This is a waste of time. 390 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,452 There's no way that Robin gave me an STD. 391 00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:25,241 I know this is hard, and I'm sorry 392 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:26,609 about your wife. 393 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,445 If you'd like to talk to someone, 394 00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:30,580 we do have grief counselors at the hospital. 395 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:31,698 You sound like my daughter. 396 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,116 I miss my wife, 397 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:35,518 but it's not driving my decision-making. 398 00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:40,256 You were CEO since 1988. 399 00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:43,193 You decided to move your company right after your wife died. 400 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,229 It stands to reason that your emotions factored in. 401 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:50,400 My wife... 402 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,702 is the only thing that keeps me here. 403 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:58,558 I visit her grave once a week. 404 00:17:01,529 --> 00:17:03,913 So your daughter was wrong. 405 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,399 You just... really need 406 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,402 a lot of money. 407 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,588 You ever hear of Kongo Gumi? 408 00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:18,528 Construction company in Japan founded in the year 578. 409 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,531 Family-owned and operated. 410 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:26,803 Building Buddhist temples for 50 generations. 411 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:31,107 We—went bankrupt five years ago. 412 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:36,145 You have any idea how that last CEO must have felt? 413 00:17:38,582 --> 00:17:41,251 Sorry, I... have to move. 414 00:17:47,575 --> 00:17:48,858 Your heart rate is speeding up. 415 00:17:48,909 --> 00:17:50,059 Do you feel any tightness in your chest? 416 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,495 Yes, I figured it was from the radiation. 417 00:17:52,563 --> 00:17:54,080 I think you're having a heart attack. 418 00:17:58,252 --> 00:17:59,452 Come in. 419 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,172 Dr. Wilson... 420 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,907 I need your advice. 421 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,910 Um... I bet House $100 422 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,262 that I wouldn't get fired 423 00:18:09,346 --> 00:18:11,764 after my disciplinary hearing. 424 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:13,683 Ever since then, he's been acting like 425 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,052 he's actually trying to get me fired. 426 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,922 That's because he is actually trying to get you fired. 427 00:18:18,989 --> 00:18:20,924 Does he hate me? 428 00:18:20,991 --> 00:18:22,458 Not sure that's relevant to the equation. 429 00:18:22,526 --> 00:18:24,627 So it's really over $100? 430 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:26,496 Not sure the amount is relevant. 431 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,397 He's fighting for his honor. 432 00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,599 He'll ruin my career. 433 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,318 - Not sure that's— - What if I bet him $200 434 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,370 I will get fired. 435 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,005 He sees competing debts with the same person 436 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,840 as a disgrace to the game. 437 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,143 He'll be even more motivated to beat you. 438 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,832 If you were me, what would you do? 439 00:18:47,117 --> 00:18:48,785 You have to give him something 440 00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:50,520 he values more than honor. 441 00:18:51,889 --> 00:18:55,391 And you should update your resume. 442 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,799 EKG and troponins were equivocal. 443 00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,362 It's not even clear if our patient 444 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,214 just had a heart attack or what it was. 445 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,750 Let's look at segmental wall motion abnormalities. 446 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,552 Get him an echo to confirm. 447 00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:18,255 I need $200,000. 448 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,924 His company's lost one third of its value 449 00:19:20,008 --> 00:19:21,842 since he was admitted. 450 00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:23,711 And you want to do some insider trading? 451 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,346 I take it felonies 452 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,897 aren't a violation of your parole? 453 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,099 It's not insider trading. 454 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:30,184 Just betting on myself to solve the case. 455 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,386 Once we cure him, share price goes up, 456 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,387 I pay you back. 457 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,989 No. 458 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:36,890 No, you don't say "no." 459 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,160 You... make a counter offer. 460 00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:41,078 I'm not loaning my boss money. 461 00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:42,830 Fine. I'll make you a counter. 462 00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:44,398 $100,000. 463 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:46,917 $20,000. 464 00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,235 I'll buy options instead of shares. 465 00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:49,420 More risk, but more upside. 466 00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:51,088 But that's as low as I'm gonna go. 467 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,675 I could do $5,000. 468 00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:56,293 Really? No backsies. 469 00:19:56,378 --> 00:19:59,296 If... you double your clinic hours. 470 00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:01,465 Six a week. 471 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,434 I've seen how you disrespect those patients. 472 00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:05,436 So you want twice as many of them disrespected? 473 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,271 Spend more hours with them, 474 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:09,940 you'll treat them more humanely. 475 00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:13,477 And this time, a land war in Russia 476 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:15,596 will be a good idea. 477 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,031 Deal? 478 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:19,933 Here's what I'm thinking. 479 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,318 You went to a parole hearing, 480 00:20:21,403 --> 00:20:24,121 where one of your old patients was denied. 481 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,157 Hence the attire, hence the tardiness. 482 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,909 And, most important, hence the anger. 483 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,878 You think you can restore the cosmic balance 484 00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:32,463 by doing extra good here. 485 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,799 More annoyingly, by having me do it 486 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,453 and deal! 487 00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:07,331 Of course, you know... this means war. 488 00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,333 Oh, I know. 489 00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:11,085 I mean, you'll escalate, 490 00:21:11,152 --> 00:21:12,086 and then I'll retaliate, 491 00:21:12,153 --> 00:21:13,370 and the cycle will continue 492 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:15,122 until we've both gone too far, 493 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,092 at which point, I'll... maybe get suspended 494 00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:21,429 and... you'll go back to prison. 495 00:21:24,966 --> 00:21:26,434 Happy pranking. 496 00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:36,844 Patient had V-tach in the echo lab, 497 00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:38,612 so we capped him, but... 498 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,680 coronary arteries were clean. 499 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,014 If the plumbing's fine, 500 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,283 check the electrical. 501 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,869 EP study. 502 00:21:44,953 --> 00:21:46,854 Nice idea. 503 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,457 Even has a metaphor in it. 504 00:21:49,524 --> 00:21:50,825 Not worth more than my honor. 505 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,293 But delightful, all the same. 506 00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:55,996 I'm not going to lose. 507 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,898 My college roommate is the editor 508 00:21:57,966 --> 00:21:59,667 of the Yale Law Review. 509 00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:02,069 She's writing my opening statement. 510 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,171 You will be eloquent in your loss. 511 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,307 This case boils down to he said, she said. 512 00:22:06,374 --> 00:22:08,392 He said, "I've been working at this hospital for 15 years 513 00:22:08,477 --> 00:22:10,394 and I'm taking self-improvement classes." 514 00:22:10,479 --> 00:22:12,596 She said, "I've been a fellow for two months, 515 00:22:12,681 --> 00:22:14,048 and I'm kind of weird." 516 00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:15,483 No, he said, "I'm a drunk idiot 517 00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:17,017 "who thinks he can grab girls' behinds 518 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,419 without ramifications." 519 00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:19,854 Wait, he was drunk? 520 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,722 - In the hospital? - I already told Foreman 521 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:22,923 he'd been drinking that night. 522 00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:25,042 Andrews was taking sexual harassment classes, 523 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:28,529 not AA. 524 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,699 That means he didn't get in trouble for drinking. 525 00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:33,534 Which means that Foreman signed off on it, 526 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,138 which means that he set all the wheels in motion. 527 00:22:39,307 --> 00:22:41,475 Forget that. Wild speculation. 528 00:22:41,543 --> 00:22:43,260 Go do the EP study. 529 00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:51,352 You already knew Andrews was drinking that night, 530 00:22:51,419 --> 00:22:53,921 didn't you? 531 00:22:53,989 --> 00:22:55,289 Yes. 532 00:22:55,357 --> 00:22:58,192 I think you should cancel my hearing. 533 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:03,063 I hope this isn't going where I assume it's going. 534 00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:04,198 You're the one who brought Andrews in. 535 00:23:04,265 --> 00:23:06,767 You set the wheels in motion. 536 00:23:11,773 --> 00:23:13,991 We had a patient who was going to die 537 00:23:14,075 --> 00:23:16,610 without an AVM embolization. 538 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:20,281 Andrews... was the only neurologist I could reach. 539 00:23:20,348 --> 00:23:22,132 He told me had a few glasses of wine, 540 00:23:22,217 --> 00:23:23,334 and that he shouldn't do it, 541 00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:25,786 but he also said that you were good. 542 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:29,156 You were ready to do one, as long as you were supervised. 543 00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:30,758 So we agreed that he would come in, 544 00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:32,660 but wouldn't touch the patient. 545 00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:35,012 I can understand the rationalization. 546 00:23:35,096 --> 00:23:36,296 We'll see if the Board agrees 547 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,366 when I tell them the whole story at my hearing 548 00:23:41,603 --> 00:23:43,304 I already did. 549 00:23:43,371 --> 00:23:46,140 I had a closed session hearing last week. 550 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,141 The Board decided to dock me two weeks pay. 551 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,830 Oh. 552 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,917 Been working for House for two weeks. 553 00:23:56,985 --> 00:23:58,285 It's already too long. 554 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,176 No sign of any electrical abnormalities 555 00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:07,661 in the right atrium. 556 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:10,014 I'm so dead. 557 00:24:10,098 --> 00:24:12,266 I-I think House set me up. 558 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,368 Have you sent 559 00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:17,388 the committee a character reference for me? 560 00:24:17,472 --> 00:24:19,273 I thought you don't like favors. 561 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,608 I don't like gifts. It wouldn't be a gift. 562 00:24:20,675 --> 00:24:22,559 I would just be you telling the truth. 563 00:24:22,644 --> 00:24:24,578 I hardly know you. 564 00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:28,899 O2 sat is 89. 565 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:30,567 Did we perforate? Is he tamponading? 566 00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:32,987 Heart rate's only 90. Neck veins are flat. 567 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,405 Then why isn't he saturated? 568 00:24:39,795 --> 00:24:41,513 Seems healthy to me. 569 00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,098 Let's release him. 570 00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:46,668 My option to sell Barton Foods at $34 571 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,470 is about to expire. 572 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,522 So they thought the patient would be better by now. 573 00:24:50,606 --> 00:24:54,276 Instead, I am going to lose $20,000. 574 00:24:54,343 --> 00:24:55,477 20? 575 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:58,346 Your five plus the five I stole from Wilson. 576 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,014 Plus the ten I got on margin. 577 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,534 You're gonna have to talk to my bankruptcy attorney. 578 00:25:02,618 --> 00:25:04,369 Unless... 579 00:25:04,453 --> 00:25:07,322 There is a way that you can get your money back. 580 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,074 Give me the full $200,000. 581 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:12,744 And extrapolating, 582 00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:15,297 tomorrow you'll owe just shy of $1 million. 583 00:25:15,364 --> 00:25:16,798 It's your own fault. 584 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,216 You forced me to go with the options here. 585 00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:21,920 Your damn anger issues are screwing with my finances. 586 00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:23,888 Regular stock this time, nice and safe. 587 00:25:23,973 --> 00:25:25,307 I'm not angry. 588 00:25:25,374 --> 00:25:26,675 I don't know if you're trying to make me angry. 589 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,009 You refuse to bet on yourself. 590 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,594 That means low self-esteem. 591 00:25:29,679 --> 00:25:31,396 So if I give you $200,000, 592 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,597 I'll feel smart and pretty. 593 00:25:32,682 --> 00:25:34,549 Low self-esteem can be brought on 594 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,884 by exposure to one's relatives. 595 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,403 Nice clothes and anger... 596 00:25:38,487 --> 00:25:39,771 Classic symptoms. 597 00:25:39,855 --> 00:25:41,156 Family gathering. 598 00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:43,191 You were late the other day 599 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,392 'cause you were having breakfast 600 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,778 with grammy Adams or cousin Itt. 601 00:25:46,862 --> 00:25:49,280 And she was nagging you about finding a husband. 602 00:25:49,365 --> 00:25:51,249 All right, this is getting annoying. 603 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:52,584 I'll just tell you what I was— 604 00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:54,419 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 605 00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:55,903 No spoilers. 606 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,756 They ruin everything. 607 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,758 Pulmonology was that way. 608 00:25:59,842 --> 00:26:01,760 Our patient's lung problem is not a lung problem. 609 00:26:01,844 --> 00:26:03,411 It's a brain problem. 610 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,263 We're consulting with Neurology. 611 00:26:05,348 --> 00:26:07,098 That's my old boss. 612 00:26:07,183 --> 00:26:09,083 You don't actually think this is neurological. 613 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,301 I don't know what it is. 614 00:26:10,386 --> 00:26:11,753 Maybe I should just 615 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:13,805 accept the patient's death, if getting help 616 00:26:13,889 --> 00:26:16,391 can lead to awkwardness. 617 00:26:18,194 --> 00:26:20,111 Dr. Andrews. 618 00:26:20,196 --> 00:26:21,279 My associates. 619 00:26:21,364 --> 00:26:23,365 Doctors Adams and Park. 620 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,704 Ah. Nice to meet you, Dr. Adams. 621 00:26:31,741 --> 00:26:33,658 Hello, Dr. Park. 622 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:36,628 You two know each other? 623 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,582 It's a small world. 624 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,217 Dr. Park, maybe you'll like to update 625 00:26:42,284 --> 00:26:44,052 our esteemed colleague 626 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:44,919 on the condition of our patient. 627 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:50,975 Micropsia, bleeding, 628 00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:54,345 tachycardia, and difficulty breathing. 629 00:26:56,565 --> 00:26:57,432 Cute butt, huh? 630 00:26:59,635 --> 00:27:01,403 Can we go now? 631 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:03,738 You really wanna turn your back on this guy? 632 00:27:03,806 --> 00:27:06,140 Sorry. Carry on. 633 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:08,243 Uh... Well... 634 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:09,477 It sounds like there could be 635 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:10,829 spinal cord involvement. 636 00:27:10,913 --> 00:27:13,681 Have you considered normal pressure hydrocephalus? 637 00:27:16,252 --> 00:27:18,620 Okay, normal pressure hydrocephalus 638 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:19,821 going once. 639 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,673 Normal pressure hydrocephalus going twice... 640 00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:23,591 It's not his spinal cord, 641 00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:26,561 it's the wiring between his heart and his brain. 642 00:27:26,629 --> 00:27:29,180 Autonomic dysregulation syndrome. 643 00:27:29,265 --> 00:27:30,298 You do a tilt table test, 644 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,066 see how his heart rate responds. 645 00:27:32,134 --> 00:27:33,468 That'll confirm. 646 00:27:33,536 --> 00:27:35,770 Well, if he has normal pressure hydrocephalus, 647 00:27:35,838 --> 00:27:37,555 a tilt table test could put him in a coma. 648 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,908 Then it's a good thing he has A.D.S. 649 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,611 Do you really believe in this diagnosis? 650 00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:45,513 Because if this is just a pissing contest, 651 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:47,198 you are at a severe anatomical disadvantage. 652 00:27:47,283 --> 00:27:50,151 It's autonomic dysregulation syndrome. 653 00:27:50,219 --> 00:27:53,071 No... it's normal pressure hydrocephalus. 654 00:27:53,155 --> 00:27:54,889 Do a spinal fluid test to confirm. 655 00:27:56,992 --> 00:27:58,693 We're doing the tilt table. 656 00:27:58,744 --> 00:27:59,994 That makes sense. 657 00:28:00,045 --> 00:28:01,996 You'd rather have House fire you than Foreman? 658 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:03,164 This bet's got to be a test. 659 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,632 See if I can handle working with him. 660 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,668 I need to prove I have the confidence 661 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:09,838 to disobey him. 662 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,506 Do you have any medical justification 663 00:28:11,574 --> 00:28:12,774 for your diagnosis? 664 00:28:12,842 --> 00:28:16,043 The symptoms fit, and Andrews is a hack. 665 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,595 Do you think I'm right? 666 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,486 Let's go. 667 00:28:24,553 --> 00:28:27,238 No... you need to go prepare for your hearing. 668 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,282 15 more minutes, Mr. Barton. 669 00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:40,568 A skin resurfacing laser is missing. 670 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,787 And why are you asking me about it? 671 00:28:42,872 --> 00:28:44,339 Because you work for House. 672 00:28:44,406 --> 00:28:47,408 What would House want with a skin resurfacing laser? 673 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,093 I have no idea. Have you seen it? 674 00:28:49,178 --> 00:28:51,746 My feet feel hot. 675 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:53,581 That's completely normal. 676 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,634 No, but House has been talking about 677 00:28:56,719 --> 00:28:58,620 how badly he wants to remove those prison tats. 678 00:28:58,687 --> 00:29:00,221 It's a very expensive machine, 679 00:29:00,289 --> 00:29:01,723 and I'd like it back. 680 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,257 Please tell me if you hear anything. 681 00:29:05,895 --> 00:29:07,362 How expensive? 682 00:29:07,429 --> 00:29:08,963 $200,000. 683 00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:12,450 He took it. 684 00:29:12,535 --> 00:29:14,269 I have no idea. 685 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,237 Park's hearing's about to start. 686 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,805 You're covering for him. 687 00:29:17,873 --> 00:29:19,774 I did the same thing many times. 688 00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:21,709 My advice to you— figure out what line 689 00:29:21,777 --> 00:29:23,311 you aren't willing to cross for him. 690 00:29:23,379 --> 00:29:27,115 Because, eventually, he'll ask you to cross it. 691 00:29:33,255 --> 00:29:34,689 How are your feet? 692 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:38,676 Mr. Barton? 693 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,365 Can you hear me, Mr. Barton? 694 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,686 Oh, no. 695 00:29:52,012 --> 00:29:53,829 We have convened the disciplinary committee 696 00:29:53,881 --> 00:29:55,798 to decide the appropriate action that should be taken 697 00:29:55,849 --> 00:29:58,268 against Dr. Chi Park as a result of her actions 698 00:29:58,335 --> 00:30:01,271 on October 7th of this year. 699 00:30:01,338 --> 00:30:03,523 Dr. Park, do you have an opening statement. 700 00:30:03,607 --> 00:30:05,558 Dr. Foreman, members of the committee, 701 00:30:05,643 --> 00:30:07,226 thank you for giving me this opportunity 702 00:30:07,311 --> 00:30:09,112 to speak to you today, I... 703 00:30:10,698 --> 00:30:11,781 Good news. 704 00:30:11,848 --> 00:30:12,899 You can cancel the hearing. 705 00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:14,016 'Cause I'm firing her myself. 706 00:30:14,068 --> 00:30:15,351 She's not yours to fire. 707 00:30:15,402 --> 00:30:17,370 You guys better fire her for insubordination, 708 00:30:17,454 --> 00:30:19,289 'cause she went rogue, and my patient is now in a coma. 709 00:30:19,356 --> 00:30:20,239 I'm the one who did the test. 710 00:30:20,324 --> 00:30:21,574 No, it was my idea! 711 00:30:21,659 --> 00:30:22,692 Seriously, House? 712 00:30:22,743 --> 00:30:23,710 At least I'm smart enough 713 00:30:23,794 --> 00:30:25,044 to know what I don't know. 714 00:30:25,129 --> 00:30:26,579 She went out of her way to defy me! 715 00:30:26,664 --> 00:30:29,248 She needs—damn it, you should just fire her! 716 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,884 My apologies. 717 00:30:31,969 --> 00:30:34,637 My apologies, Dr. Park. 718 00:30:34,705 --> 00:30:35,922 Dr. House's comments 719 00:30:36,006 --> 00:30:37,590 will, of course, have no bearing 720 00:30:37,675 --> 00:30:39,058 on this hearing. 721 00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,427 Please continue. 722 00:30:44,882 --> 00:30:47,216 I, uh... 723 00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:48,601 I can't believe you did that. 724 00:30:48,686 --> 00:30:50,820 Right back at ya. 725 00:30:50,887 --> 00:30:53,523 Our patient's dying. We need theories. 726 00:30:53,574 --> 00:30:55,575 It's gotta be normal pressure hydrocephalus. 727 00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:57,443 Andrews predicted the coma. 728 00:30:57,528 --> 00:30:59,862 Yeah, but even a broken doctor's right twice a day. 729 00:30:59,913 --> 00:31:02,281 Patient wasn't wet, wobbly, or wacky. 730 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:04,534 Coma had to be a lucky guess. 731 00:31:04,585 --> 00:31:06,902 If you didn't think he was right, 732 00:31:06,954 --> 00:31:09,005 then why did you want us to collect his spinal fluid? 733 00:31:09,072 --> 00:31:11,674 I didn't. I wanted you to do a tilt table test. 734 00:31:11,742 --> 00:31:13,459 You have a wonderful way of communicating. 735 00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,428 I knew Park wanted to do a tilt table. 736 00:31:15,512 --> 00:31:16,912 She listens to me, I waste an hour. 737 00:31:16,964 --> 00:31:18,514 If she defies me... 738 00:31:18,582 --> 00:31:21,917 Then I get the test I want and my 100 bucks. 739 00:31:21,969 --> 00:31:23,419 Up high. 740 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:25,254 You're an ass. 741 00:31:25,305 --> 00:31:27,223 You're angry. 742 00:31:27,274 --> 00:31:29,308 Yes! Now I'm angry. 743 00:31:29,393 --> 00:31:31,861 Let's run the test for normal pressure hydrocephalus. 744 00:31:31,928 --> 00:31:33,446 No. 745 00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:35,615 What else would explain our symptoms 746 00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:39,902 and make our patient go into a coma during that test? 747 00:31:39,953 --> 00:31:41,604 How 'bout hepatic encephalopathy? 748 00:31:41,655 --> 00:31:42,989 No, we already tested his liver enzymes. 749 00:31:43,073 --> 00:31:44,157 They're normal. 750 00:31:44,241 --> 00:31:45,658 Or his liver's so far gone 751 00:31:45,743 --> 00:31:47,577 it can't even produce enzymes. 752 00:31:47,628 --> 00:31:48,961 That's desperate. 753 00:31:49,046 --> 00:31:50,963 Fits the symptoms. 754 00:31:51,048 --> 00:31:53,016 And Andrews is a hack. 755 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,884 Go biopsy to confirm. 756 00:31:54,951 --> 00:31:56,552 Unless you want your own hearing. 757 00:31:58,288 --> 00:32:00,006 You'd have to hire me first. 758 00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:02,392 Nurse Williams to social services. 759 00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:04,560 Nurse Williams to social services. 760 00:32:04,628 --> 00:32:06,262 So you do realize 761 00:32:06,313 --> 00:32:08,314 that it is unacceptable to hit someone 762 00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:09,432 in the workplace? 763 00:32:09,483 --> 00:32:12,135 Yes, completely unacceptable. 764 00:32:12,202 --> 00:32:13,369 I wasn't thinking. 765 00:32:13,437 --> 00:32:15,605 I guess, I mean— yes, technically, 766 00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:16,939 I was thinking. 767 00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:20,009 I just... It happened so fast, 768 00:32:20,077 --> 00:32:21,544 I did—I— 769 00:32:21,612 --> 00:32:22,979 I... 770 00:32:23,047 --> 00:32:25,314 It's like... 771 00:32:25,365 --> 00:32:26,616 It's like it wasn't even me. 772 00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:29,985 I would never do something like that. 773 00:32:30,037 --> 00:32:32,755 Even though I did. 774 00:32:32,823 --> 00:32:35,725 I'm sorry, I'm not making any sense right now. 775 00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:38,528 I, um... 776 00:32:38,595 --> 00:32:40,329 I don't know, I... 777 00:32:40,397 --> 00:32:42,965 Just really love being a doctor so much. 778 00:32:43,033 --> 00:32:48,971 And I barely even have $100 and... 779 00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:51,207 Please don't fire me. 780 00:32:58,982 --> 00:33:01,851 Is this theory more promising than the others? 781 00:33:01,902 --> 00:33:03,536 We'll know in a few hours. 782 00:33:04,705 --> 00:33:07,657 How are you holding up? 783 00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:11,244 Other than the fact that my dad's in a coma... 784 00:33:11,311 --> 00:33:12,378 Terrible. 785 00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:15,431 Tomorrow morning, I am supposed to sign 786 00:33:15,499 --> 00:33:17,100 a piece of paper that will... 787 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:18,434 move the company 788 00:33:18,502 --> 00:33:21,537 and cost thousands of employees their jobs. 789 00:33:21,588 --> 00:33:23,406 I thought you'd rather see the company 790 00:33:23,474 --> 00:33:25,308 go under in New Jersey than thrive in China. 791 00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:28,811 It's what my dad wants. 792 00:33:28,879 --> 00:33:30,346 And it's still his company. 793 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:33,149 I'm really just keeping the seat warm. 794 00:33:33,217 --> 00:33:35,651 But unless he wakes up before tomorrow, 795 00:33:35,719 --> 00:33:37,987 it's gonna be my signature on that piece of paper. 796 00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:48,264 You don't have to sign it. 797 00:33:52,636 --> 00:33:54,537 I'll let you know when we have the results. 798 00:34:13,297 --> 00:34:15,765 Biopsy was clean. It's not his liver. 799 00:34:15,816 --> 00:34:17,434 I also ran the spinal fluid test, 800 00:34:17,485 --> 00:34:20,103 and you were right that Andrews was wrong. 801 00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:23,523 His ICP was not normal. It was elevated. 802 00:34:23,608 --> 00:34:25,642 What about HTLV? 803 00:34:25,693 --> 00:34:27,527 We ruled that out three days ago. 804 00:34:27,612 --> 00:34:28,695 Because of his heart problems, but— 805 00:34:28,779 --> 00:34:30,313 Once something gets taken off the board, 806 00:34:30,364 --> 00:34:32,032 I'm the only one who's allowed to put it back on. 807 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,206 You owe me 106,804 won. 808 00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:42,626 Or $100 U.S. 809 00:34:44,712 --> 00:34:46,129 God, but you're petty. 810 00:34:47,398 --> 00:34:49,466 Okay, so... two options. 811 00:34:49,517 --> 00:34:51,718 Either we figure out what's wrong with this guy, 812 00:34:51,802 --> 00:34:53,470 or we figure out how to make this company profitable 813 00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:55,055 in New Jersey. 814 00:34:55,139 --> 00:34:56,439 Eastern equine encephalitis? 815 00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:00,677 Thinking in here! 816 00:35:00,728 --> 00:35:01,528 Brain scans indicate 817 00:35:01,612 --> 00:35:03,363 it could be Loa loa disease. 818 00:35:05,032 --> 00:35:06,533 Ah, shut it off! 819 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,464 Apparently we're allowed to do this now. 820 00:35:27,171 --> 00:35:28,722 Get out of here, House! 821 00:35:32,643 --> 00:35:36,179 Start the patient on plasmapheresis. 822 00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:38,982 He'll wake up in an hour. 823 00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:43,737 It's been a pleasure having you in the neighborhood. 824 00:35:57,034 --> 00:36:00,570 This diagnosis was brought to you by the letter "y." 825 00:36:00,621 --> 00:36:01,571 Dad... 826 00:36:01,622 --> 00:36:03,957 God, you're okay. 827 00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,175 I'm thirsty. 828 00:36:07,211 --> 00:36:09,429 That's a side effect of not dying. 829 00:36:09,513 --> 00:36:13,466 Turns out your blood was getting thick and syrupy. 830 00:36:13,551 --> 00:36:15,852 Complexes of large, y-shaped antibodies 831 00:36:15,919 --> 00:36:18,438 were clogging up your blood vessels, 832 00:36:18,522 --> 00:36:20,890 causing your organs to shut down one by one. 833 00:36:20,941 --> 00:36:23,560 Now, usually with hyperviscosity syndrome, 834 00:36:23,611 --> 00:36:25,195 it's caused by an elevated blood count 835 00:36:25,262 --> 00:36:26,146 or protein count. 836 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:27,764 Yours eluded us 837 00:36:27,815 --> 00:36:29,282 'cause it was caused by antibodies 838 00:36:29,367 --> 00:36:30,784 from your rheumatoid arthritis. 839 00:36:30,868 --> 00:36:32,652 Now that they're being filtered out, 840 00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:33,903 the blood would be... 841 00:36:33,971 --> 00:36:35,405 A little less duck sauce 842 00:36:35,456 --> 00:36:38,708 and a little more soy sauce. 843 00:36:38,776 --> 00:36:40,944 So I'm gonna be completely cured. 844 00:36:41,012 --> 00:36:43,079 It's not all about you. 845 00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:44,914 Your stock price 846 00:36:44,965 --> 00:36:46,299 will be completely cured. 847 00:36:46,384 --> 00:36:48,668 Once you sign this. 848 00:36:48,753 --> 00:36:50,253 It's a press release. 849 00:36:50,304 --> 00:36:52,672 It says that you're healthy, you're going back to work, 850 00:36:52,757 --> 00:36:53,956 and you're signing the lease 851 00:36:54,008 --> 00:36:55,291 that officially moves the company to China. 852 00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:56,626 He just woke up. 853 00:36:56,677 --> 00:36:58,461 Dad, you don't have to deal with this right now. 854 00:36:58,512 --> 00:36:59,896 Ah, mm, yeah, actually... 855 00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:01,347 He does. 856 00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,433 'Cause the market opens at 9:00 a.m. 857 00:37:03,484 --> 00:37:06,236 And this means a lot to me. 858 00:37:06,303 --> 00:37:07,637 You may remember me 859 00:37:07,688 --> 00:37:10,156 from the time I saved your life. 860 00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:15,245 If you move it, it'll be without me. 861 00:37:20,785 --> 00:37:22,752 I know you object. 862 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:23,753 I know you disagree with— 863 00:37:23,821 --> 00:37:25,555 Dad... 864 00:37:25,623 --> 00:37:27,424 I can't do it. 865 00:37:31,395 --> 00:37:32,712 If this is really about family, 866 00:37:32,797 --> 00:37:34,064 you will not do this. 867 00:38:23,397 --> 00:38:25,014 Morning. 868 00:38:28,269 --> 00:38:29,986 Got lucky this time. 869 00:38:30,053 --> 00:38:31,237 No, you didn't. 870 00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:32,989 I made this bet so you'd stop 871 00:38:33,056 --> 00:38:34,324 actively trying to fire Park 872 00:38:34,391 --> 00:38:35,725 so you'd be neutral. 873 00:38:35,776 --> 00:38:38,194 You went out of your way to help her. 874 00:38:38,245 --> 00:38:39,445 She obviously earned your respect, 875 00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:40,864 passed whatever test you— 876 00:38:40,915 --> 00:38:42,165 I sabotaged her hearing. 877 00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:44,033 You do read the school paper, don't you? 878 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,619 If you had sabotaged her hearing, 879 00:38:46,704 --> 00:38:47,954 she would have gotten more than a slap on the wrist. 880 00:38:48,038 --> 00:38:50,256 What you actually did was make her emotional 881 00:38:50,341 --> 00:38:52,074 and make the board members see her as a victim. 882 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:53,610 'Cause the panel feels badly 883 00:38:53,677 --> 00:38:56,212 for incompetent doctors who nearly kill people. 884 00:38:56,263 --> 00:38:57,914 You know that everyone on that panel hates you. 885 00:38:57,965 --> 00:39:00,049 You know the minute you recommend firing anyone, 886 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,919 they start discussing how big a bonus to give them. 887 00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:04,637 That's just hurtful. 888 00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:07,307 The fact is, winning $100 from you 889 00:39:07,391 --> 00:39:08,391 gives me more pleasure 890 00:39:08,442 --> 00:39:11,311 than winning $100 from her. 891 00:39:11,395 --> 00:39:13,262 Here's your five grand. 892 00:39:15,566 --> 00:39:16,599 What five grand? 893 00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:20,620 Just take it. Trust me. 894 00:39:27,077 --> 00:39:29,412 Found her sleeping in the park. 895 00:39:29,463 --> 00:39:32,114 Said she ran away because her daddy didn't love her. 896 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:34,450 And that is exactly what happened... 897 00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:36,252 as far as you can prove. 898 00:39:36,303 --> 00:39:37,787 Congratulations. 899 00:39:37,838 --> 00:39:39,622 You're not going to jail... Today. 900 00:39:39,673 --> 00:39:41,457 But you do know 901 00:39:41,525 --> 00:39:42,892 I just can't let this slide. 902 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,261 You need to keep up your rep. 903 00:39:45,312 --> 00:39:46,646 Fine. Clinic hours. 904 00:39:46,730 --> 00:39:47,730 I'll double them. 905 00:39:47,798 --> 00:39:50,133 Okay. 12 hours a week. 906 00:39:50,201 --> 00:39:51,768 No... 907 00:39:51,835 --> 00:39:53,770 Three times two equals six. 908 00:39:53,837 --> 00:39:56,656 And 3 times 2 times 2 is 12. 909 00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:59,709 I know about your deal with Adams. 910 00:40:04,415 --> 00:40:06,866 Call Chase and Taub. 911 00:40:06,951 --> 00:40:08,668 Get 'em in here. 912 00:40:08,752 --> 00:40:10,319 The boys are back. 913 00:40:13,657 --> 00:40:15,675 This check is for significantly more 914 00:40:15,759 --> 00:40:16,693 than what I told you it would take 915 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,677 to fund the department. 916 00:40:17,761 --> 00:40:19,095 I know. 917 00:40:29,172 --> 00:40:30,573 You paged me? 918 00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:50,359 Congratulations. 919 00:40:55,866 --> 00:40:59,368 You caught your boyfriend cheating that morning. 920 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:00,920 You had a big fight. 921 00:41:01,005 --> 00:41:02,755 That's why you were late. 922 00:41:04,725 --> 00:41:07,644 You re-pitched an S.T.D. 923 00:41:07,711 --> 00:41:09,879 You haven't gotten two consecutive minutes 924 00:41:09,930 --> 00:41:11,314 without using the word "loyalty," 925 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:14,183 which explains the anger and the low self-esteem, 926 00:41:14,234 --> 00:41:15,902 and the desire to feel pretty... 927 00:41:15,986 --> 00:41:18,237 After having been rejected explains the clothes. 928 00:41:23,827 --> 00:41:26,228 It wasn't my boyfriend. 929 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,498 It was my husband. 930 00:41:28,565 --> 00:41:32,502 I was at my lawyer's office signing the divorce papers. 931 00:41:32,569 --> 00:41:33,686 Wow. 932 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:38,240 I missed the fact that you were married. 933 00:41:38,292 --> 00:41:40,376 We've been separated for almost a year. 934 00:41:42,212 --> 00:41:44,597 So... old news? 935 00:41:44,682 --> 00:41:46,149 No anger left? 936 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,368 It's all bought and paid for. 937 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:12,239 == sync, corrected by elderman ==