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And you're sure he didn't
leave until after 9:00?

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Absolutely.
We watched

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the Devils demolish
the Rangers.

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The game started at 7:00.

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Neither of you stepped out
between periods, get beer,

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pick up a pizza?
- We stayed at my place.

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We were together
the whole time.

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And you said the Devils won?
- Yup. 4-zip.

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Kovalchuk had two,
Arnott and Parise each had one,

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and Marty got the shutout.

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I'm sorry.
Marty?

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Martin Brodeur.

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Devils' starting goalie
for, like, the past 20 years.

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He played awesome
as usual.

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Your Honor,
may I submit the sports page

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from the New Jersey Chronicle
on October 9th, 2011.

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Objection.
Relevance.

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Goes to the witness's
credibility.

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Go quickly.

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Would you please read
the caption under the photo?

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"Martin Brodeur stops 1

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of his 36 saves on the way
to a shutout victory."

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That's what I just said.

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That the defendant couldn't have
possibly committed the robbery

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because he was with you

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watching Martin Brodeur
shut out the Rangers.

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Your Honor, may I submit
the Chronicle sports page

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from October 10th?

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Your Honor.

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This is what you call
going quickly?

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Just two more questions.
I promise.

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Please read the highlighted text
at the bottom of the page.

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"In Sunday's sports section,

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New Jersey Devils goaltender
Johan Hedberg was..."

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That's it.
Keep going.

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"Misidentified
as Martin Brodeur

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in a photo caption
and box score."

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An understandable mistake.

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Given that Martin Brodeur
was scheduled to start

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Which brings me
to my most relevant question.

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Did you and the defendant spend
the evening of October 8th

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watching the Devils game
on TV,

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or did you just read
about the game in the Chronicle

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while concocting
this false alibi?

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Um...

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I...
I, um...

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Excuse me,
Your Honor,

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may I approach?

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You sure you don't want
to wait

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till after he answers
your question?

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No.

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I'm gonna need
a continuance.

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Now?

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You're one answer away
from destroying

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their whole defense.

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- Come on.
- Oh, shut up.

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You know it's true.

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- Let's finish this up.
- I can't.

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Why the hell not?

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Because I think
I'm having a heart attack.

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Great. Call an ambulance.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Thinks he had a heart attack
but didn't.

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His EKG, cardiac enzymes,
and catheterization

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are all normal.

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'Cause it's an anxiety attack.

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Probably because
he just turned 40

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and still goes
by the name "Tommy".

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It's not anxiety.

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The E.R. Docs interviewed
his wife.

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She confirmed
he's been feeling fine.

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Nothing out of the ordinary

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at work or at home.

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Probably also believes
that he thinks

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Salma Hayek's breasts
are too big.

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Which is why I had them
admit him anyway

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and treat with alprazolam.

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No improvements.

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Because...
Because for some patients

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the diagnosis
of anxiety disorder

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can actually increase anxiety,

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which is also why I told him

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he had
a minor respiratory infection

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that was easily curable
by the medication.

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You lied?

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I ruled out heart attack
and anxiety disorder.

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Interesting.

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I know.

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Impressive.

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What, the wiliness

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with which Foreman
ruled out anxiety

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or his complete
wiliness-less-ness

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before he met me?

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The fact that you managed

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to smear jelly

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on nearly every page.

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Shingles could cause chest pain
before a rash appeared.

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Pain would be restricted
to one dermatome.

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It wouldn't cross them.

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Asthma-induced pneumothorax
would

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and might not show up
on a posteroanterior X-ray.

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No history of asthma.

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They did a lateral view
as well.

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No sign
of a pneumothorax

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or deep sulcus sign.

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I treated an inmate once
with similar symptoms

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after he tried to poison
his cellmate with chlorine gas.

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He didn't realize sharing a cell
also meant sharing the air?

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Chlorine gas pools
near the ground

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he thought he'd be safe
in the top bunk.

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Well, why would anyone try
to poison our guy?

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He makes a living

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sending people to prison.

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But he's not in prison,
and it's kind of hard

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to gas a guy unless you can seal
him in a room first.

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Which is why Archaeus
created a universe

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with 3 states of matter

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and 300 solid
or liquid poisons

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that could cause
his symptoms.

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Arceus?

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Look it up.
And alkalinize his urine.

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Go search his home,
talk to his wife,

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see if you can get her
to tell us what she used.

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Wait, why would you think
his wife poisoned him?

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Because dangerous people
don't break into your home,

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they live in it.

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And although his kids
are old enough

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to want daddy dead,
they're still to young

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to do anything about it.

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Must be such a pleasure

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to live in your head.

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You're right.

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Kids might be precocious.

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You handle his house.

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You handle him and his wife.

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They get to just hang out
and do nothing?

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If you need help,
you can take whoever you want.

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- I'll take Taub.
- I'll take Taub.

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Interesting.
No, it's not.

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It was a 50/50 choice.

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I'm totally fine
with Taub or Park.

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Cool.
I'll take Taub.

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And I'll take Park.

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That was fun.

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Not really.

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Nice move, boss.

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Lying to the patient.

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I had no choice.

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I knew
House wouldn't take the case

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unless I ruled out anxiety.

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You need a girlfriend.

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To keep me
from lying to patients?

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To give you the excitement
you need

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so you don't go looking
for it.

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You're not working
for House anymore,

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which means
you no longer have him

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to blame
if you get caught.

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I'm not looking
for excitement.

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I'm doing my job,
part of which

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is to make sure
House does his.

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Girlfriend might not be
so bad.

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It's less dangerous
than where you're headed.

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And that's from a guy
with one alimony

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and two child support payments.

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It's this new curve control
thing.

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It automatically slows
the car

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when it senses
I'm taking a curve too fast.

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You really think
I care about your car?

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Or are you just trying
to avoid talking

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about why you don't like
working with me?

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There's nothing to talk about.

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House liked poking ant hills

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with a stick
when he was a kid,

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and now he wants
to do the same with us.

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House is an ass,
but he's an intuitive ass.

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He obviously noticed something.

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Yeah, the fact
that we work well together.

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He thrives on conflict and is
looking for someone to torment.

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Don't let it be us.

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I don't see
how that's possible.

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Tommy's the most popular guy
in his office.

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He's even had defendants
thank him

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after they were sentenced.
Why would they thank him?

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Because he doesn't treat them
like scum.

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He makes them feel
like he's helping

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by offering a plea
or even just by letting them

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pay their debt
and clear their conscience.

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And even if someone wanted
to poison him,

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I don't see
how they would do it.

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He never eats or drinks anything
that we haven't made at home.

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Wait.
You mean literally?

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Like, not even a bottle
of water?

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No.

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So he was obviously
afraid of something.

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Yeah, rats,
mice, cockroaches.

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My first job out of law school

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was at the health department.

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If you'd have seen
some of the kitchens

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or the processing plants
I have,

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you'd cook
all your own food too.

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Poison wouldn't have
to be in food.

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Have you gotten
any strange letters

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or packages
recently?

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No.

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You also wouldn't have
to be at work.

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We've got two young kids.

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There's definitely
no poisons

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I could have accidentally
been exposed to at home.

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What if it wasn't an accident?

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How are things
between you and your wife?

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Are you asking me
if I think

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my wife is trying
to kill me?

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Yes, I am.

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Absolutely not.

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This is coming
from a man

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whose eyes
are wide open.

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I have prosecuted hundreds
of despicable acts

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by husbands, wives,

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parents.

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I can assure you...

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I love my husband,

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and I would not ever
even for a second

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consider doing anything
to hurt him.

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No pesticides,

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fertilizers,
or fuel in the garage.

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You find anything?

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No, there's not even a bottle

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of wite-out in this place.

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Maybe we should look again.

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Maybe we should leave
before the police get here.

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Well, even if a neighbor
saw us break in

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and called 911,
unless they said we were armed,

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it's low priority.
We've got another five minutes.

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He's a prosecutor.

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Obviously he knows
a lot of cops.

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His house is not gonna be
low priority.

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Good point.

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Wait.

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The dining room's
on the other side of that wall.

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Yeah, so?

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But it ends,
like, three feet further over.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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A second ago,
you wanted to run like hell,

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and now you want
to look for secret passages?

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There's a magnet
on the fridge

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they use to open
child-proofed cabinets.

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Go get it.

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Hurry up.

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Here.

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Holy crap.

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Don't tell me.

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The jealous wife
in the dining room

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with bipyridyl herbicide.

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We didn't find any poisons.

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Well, you obviously found
something.

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Yeah.

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A hidden bunker with enough guns
to defend Fort Knox.

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Or break into it.

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Cool.

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That's impossible. You must have
broken into the wrong house.

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Then you have
creepy neighbors,

264
00:10:59,372 --> 00:11:01,107
because there were photos
of you and your kids all over.

265
00:11:04,078 --> 00:11:05,111
I don't understand.

266
00:11:05,179 --> 00:11:06,946
How could this...

267
00:11:08,816 --> 00:11:12,051
I had it put in
during the remodel last year.

268
00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,954
But we went over the plans
together.

269
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,689
It's not in the plans.

270
00:11:16,757 --> 00:11:18,792
I didn't want
the city to know about it.

271
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,328
I'm sorry.

272
00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:22,696
I should have told you.

273
00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:24,865
I just...

274
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:27,133
I didn't want you and the kids
to worry.

275
00:11:27,201 --> 00:11:30,637
About what?

276
00:11:30,705 --> 00:11:32,072
Tommy, what is it?
Why would you think

277
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,041
you needed so many guns?

278
00:11:41,516 --> 00:11:42,549
You're not gonna believe this.

279
00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:46,786
Imperio absenti chaos regit.

280
00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:50,090
He's worried that "too big
to fail" applies to our banks

281
00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:51,158
but not our government.

282
00:11:51,225 --> 00:11:52,592
How'd you know?

283
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,327
Because that's what
every idiot with a bunker

284
00:11:54,395 --> 00:11:56,229
full of assault rifles
is scared of.

285
00:11:56,297 --> 00:11:58,732
Heather Sweeney.

286
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,368
Uh, it'll just be
a couple of minutes

287
00:12:01,436 --> 00:12:02,736
till someone's ready
to see you.

288
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:05,372
Maybe it's not stupidity.
It's a symptom.

289
00:12:05,439 --> 00:12:08,475
Cocaine abuse can cause paranoia
and chest pain.

290
00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:09,376
This isn't necessarily
paranoia.

291
00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:10,843
Societies do fall apart.

292
00:12:10,911 --> 00:12:12,745
Look what happened
with London and the riots.

293
00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,981
There's a difference
between an isolated riot

294
00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:16,549
and the fall
of civilization.

295
00:12:16,616 --> 00:12:19,952
April Donaldson.

296
00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:21,320
Sorry.
Misspoke.

297
00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:22,521
Imagine what would happen
if there was

298
00:12:22,589 --> 00:12:24,523
a terrorist attack
on the food supply

299
00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:27,325
or a pandemic where we had
to ration antibiotics.

300
00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:29,627
- That's ridiculous.
- Ouch.

301
00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,295
Oh, shut up.

302
00:12:31,362 --> 00:12:32,929
We know what you're trying
to do, and it's not gonna work.

303
00:12:32,997 --> 00:12:36,232
It was a little harsh.

304
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:39,468
Stop being so...
What? Paranoid?

305
00:12:39,536 --> 00:12:41,971
You're gonna look pretty foolish
if that was the wrong guess.

306
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:43,672
I think you're a good person
and a fine doctor,

307
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,874
but it's ridiculous
to think anyone needs

308
00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:47,442
an arsenal of assault weapons.

309
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:49,011
He's obviously paranoid.
What about Fahr's disease?

310
00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:50,813
He's not hallucinating.
As far as we know.

311
00:12:50,881 --> 00:12:52,215
We should do
a mental status examination

312
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,184
and get a CT
of his basel ganglia.

313
00:12:54,252 --> 00:12:55,786
No, we shouldn't.

314
00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:57,721
If it's not poison, it's most
likely atrial fibrillation

315
00:12:57,789 --> 00:13:00,558
brought on by hyperthyroidism
or sleep apnea.

316
00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:05,196
Looks like we got ourselves
a good, ol'-fashioned cat fight.

317
00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:06,498
No, we don't.

318
00:13:06,565 --> 00:13:07,799
We have
a reasoned disagreement.

319
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,534
Still there's only one way
to settle this.

320
00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:11,036
Actually there's two,

321
00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:12,972
but we don't have enough jell-o
for the first.

322
00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,273
Mini-mental,

323
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,708
CT,
and get a hair sample

324
00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:17,876
to check
for past cocaine use.

325
00:13:17,944 --> 00:13:20,946
Check his TSH levels
and get a sleep study.

326
00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:22,381
Sorry, we got to make it
a fair fight,

327
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,415
which means
you're stuck with her.

328
00:13:23,483 --> 00:13:25,250
He's not "stuck" with me.

329
00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:26,718
And it's not a fight.

330
00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:31,290
Uh, excuse me, miss,

331
00:13:31,358 --> 00:13:32,758
what is your name?

332
00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:34,327
Mariel Wilkerson.

333
00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:37,531
Huh.

334
00:13:37,598 --> 00:13:39,033
You don't look
like a Mariel.

335
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,601
You're up.

336
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:57,218
So what do you think—
is the patient paranoid or am I?

337
00:13:57,286 --> 00:13:58,986
I don't think
stockpiling weapons

338
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,487
is the most reasoned response,

339
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:01,789
but, given what I've seen
at Bloomingdale's

340
00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:03,357
on Black Friday,

341
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,859
I wouldn't say it rises
to the level of mental illness.

342
00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,830
And me?

343
00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:13,501
Again, given what I've seen
at Bloomingdale's...

344
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:15,737
Don't let House get
to you.

345
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:16,905
It's all of you.

346
00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:18,307
I feel like you don't
respect me.

347
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,109
Chase certainly
doesn't try to hide it.

348
00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,810
Chase respects you.
He's just more comfortable

349
00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:23,746
working with me
because he's known me longer.

350
00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:25,281
And I'm not just saying that
because you own a gun.

351
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,883
I don't own a gun.

352
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,252
I've thought about it,
but I'd probably end up shooting

353
00:14:30,319 --> 00:14:32,320
someone in my own family,
like when my brother

354
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,556
tosses his toenail clippings
behind the couch.

355
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,991
What about you?

356
00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:39,361
If anarchy breaks out,

357
00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:41,362
I plan to do
what my ancestors have done

358
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:44,432
throughout the ages—run.

359
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,200
Sounds like a good plan.

360
00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,670
You got a moment?

361
00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:53,208
Stop telling the nurses
I'm looking for a girlfriend.

362
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,709
What makes you—

363
00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:56,410
Two lunch offers
and a box of cupcakes

364
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,845
since this morning.

365
00:14:57,913 --> 00:14:59,180
So a few people
are nice to you,

366
00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:01,616
and your first thought is,
"Hmm, this seems strange"?

367
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,885
I haven't even had enough time
to eat my own lunch,

368
00:15:03,952 --> 00:15:06,921
much less run around trying
to recruit nurses for yours.

369
00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:08,422
So can I get back to work?

370
00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:13,326
You're lying,
aren't you?

371
00:15:13,394 --> 00:15:15,728
It's for his own good.

372
00:15:15,796 --> 00:15:18,230
He's not paranoid.
He's just stupid.

373
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:20,765
Well, shouldn't you put yourself
in that group?

374
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,534
You own a gun.

375
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:27,339
Our patient doesn't own a gun.
He owns an arsenal.

376
00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:29,074
And I don't own a gun.

377
00:15:29,142 --> 00:15:31,444
Yes, you do.

378
00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:33,512
And you're a felon,
so you'll end up back in jail—

379
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:36,015
That is actually not one
of the many reasons

380
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,517
that I don't own a gun.

381
00:15:38,385 --> 00:15:40,153
Why would I need a gun?

382
00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:41,789
The only thing I own
worth protecting

383
00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:43,791
a thief would need a crane
to get out of my apartment.

384
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,326
You don't own anything
you need.

385
00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:46,860
You own things you want.

386
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:48,328
And you're definitely the type
who'd want a gun.

387
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:50,197
You like anything dangerous—

388
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,766
monster trucks,
motorcycles, fireworks.

389
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,501
Everyone loves fireworks.

390
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:56,970
Watching them,
not making them.

391
00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:59,105
I'm telling the truth.

392
00:15:59,173 --> 00:16:01,073
I stand corrected.

393
00:16:03,877 --> 00:16:06,478
If you believe me,
then this issue will be resolved

394
00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,079
with no further action
necessary.

395
00:16:08,147 --> 00:16:09,948
Absolutely.

396
00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:11,550
It's not resolved,
is it?

397
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:14,820
Not even close.

398
00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:17,723
It's not cocaine.

399
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:19,291
Hair samples were clean.

400
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:20,659
It's not looking good
for Fahr's either.

401
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,628
I'm not seeing
any calcifications.

402
00:16:22,696 --> 00:16:23,662
You sure?

403
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:24,864
They can be pretty hard
to detect

404
00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,199
in people under 50.

405
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,601
- See?
- What?

406
00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:30,603
We all disagree
all the time.

407
00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,072
It's not just me
and Park.

408
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,274
Nice try,

409
00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:36,010
but I'm not getting
in the middle.

410
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,746
So why didn't you want
to go with her this morning?

411
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,348
She's weird.

412
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,017
She's not weird.
She's a good doctor.

413
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,686
Most good doctors are weird.
Look at House.

414
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,721
Am I weird?

415
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,157
Yeah, but you're hot,
so it's easier to put up with.

416
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,162
You're completely normal
and a pleasure to deal with.

417
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,097
You're weird.

418
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:58,865
In a good way?

419
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:01,668
Maybe we should just concentrate
on the medicine.

420
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,270
You own any guns?

421
00:17:04,338 --> 00:17:05,605
That's not medicine.

422
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:07,741
But it's related to medicine.
Kind of.

423
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,342
What do you think?

424
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:13,413
Yeah,
but not for protection.

425
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:15,582
Despite what the media
would have us believe,

426
00:17:15,649 --> 00:17:17,184
you think we live
in a very safe world.

427
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,754
You just think
they're fun.

428
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,123
How did you know?

429
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,491
Working in prison,
you learned criminals

430
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:24,960
rarely target
random strangers,

431
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:26,962
and you've got more money
than you know what to do with,

432
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:29,965
so anything that seems different
and fun's worth trying.

433
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,299
And you?

434
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,135
Not here in the states.

435
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,137
Back home, I keep a few
for hunting 'roos.

436
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,705
You hunt kangaroos?

437
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,708
But they're so cute.

438
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:41,644
They're also delicious.

439
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,114
You're screwing
with me.

440
00:17:45,182 --> 00:17:46,849
Totally.

441
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:48,283
There's no calcification.

442
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:51,086
Looks like we're both wrong.

443
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,088
You don't need to stay.

444
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,056
We won't have the results
until the morning.

445
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:56,925
It's okay.
I'll stay.

446
00:17:56,992 --> 00:18:00,862
Go.

447
00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:03,598
I'm sure your mother's ready
for a break by now, huh?

448
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,400
Give the kids
a kiss for me.

449
00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:10,504
You think it's the end of
the world, but you wanted kids.

450
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,673
Oh, honey,
come on.

451
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:16,376
I don't think
the world's coming to an end.

452
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,714
Look...

453
00:18:21,782 --> 00:18:25,952
You have a spare tire
in your car, right?

454
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:29,156
That's what those guns are.

455
00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:31,893
I mean, I hope to God
I never have to use one.

456
00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:33,695
But if we can wake up

457
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,497
and learn
that the entire bank system

458
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,533
has gone bankrupt overnight,

459
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,204
it just seems stupid
not to have a jack in the trunk.

460
00:18:41,272 --> 00:18:43,640
Just in case.

461
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,708
And you've always—

462
00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:46,809
What's that from?

463
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,411
I don't know.

464
00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:50,679
You don't feel that?

465
00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:51,713
No.

466
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,129
He also spiked
a fever overnight.

467
00:18:58,091 --> 00:18:59,759
It could be TB.

468
00:18:59,826 --> 00:19:01,160
You want to say it.

469
00:19:01,228 --> 00:19:03,196
- Say what?
- There's no sign of atelectasis

470
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:05,097
or infiltrates
on the chest X-ray.

471
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:07,100
Yeah. It's med-speak
for she's an idiot.

472
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,936
Systemic sclerosis can cause
lower extremity ulcers.

473
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:11,371
It would have to be
pretty far along

474
00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:12,939
because the first symptom
was just a few days ago.

475
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:14,874
His paranoia started
at least a year ago.

476
00:19:14,941 --> 00:19:16,208
If he's paranoid.

477
00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:20,079
So it's either not sclerosis

478
00:19:20,147 --> 00:19:22,114
or it's extremely aggressive
sclerosis.

479
00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,950
We should biopsy the skin lesion
and start him on enoxaparin.

480
00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:26,085
Shouldn't we wait
for the biopsy results

481
00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:28,186
before we start treatment?

482
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,353
Now's your chance.

483
00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:31,155
She's leading with her chin.

484
00:19:31,223 --> 00:19:32,823
I agree with her.

485
00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:34,992
No, you don't.

486
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:37,728
Which means
you're both idiots.

487
00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:39,563
Get to work.

488
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,436
I know you don't think
I'm an idiot.

489
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,472
Does it matter?

490
00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:50,573
If you're just looking
to amuse yourself

491
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:52,375
at my expense,
then no.

492
00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:54,978
But if you feel the need
to manipulate me

493
00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:57,247
to make me feel useful,
then yes.

494
00:19:57,315 --> 00:19:58,649
I thought
we'd gotten past that.

495
00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,684
If we hadn't gotten past that,
you wouldn't be here.

496
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:03,320
But ability
isn't always enough.

497
00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:05,656
Just ask Yngwie Malmsteen.

498
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:06,958
So this is you
trying to help me?

499
00:20:07,025 --> 00:20:08,626
No, this is me helping me.

500
00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:10,562
And amusing myself
at your expense.

501
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,598
Which brings us back
to, why do you care?

502
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,133
I deserve respect.

503
00:20:14,201 --> 00:20:15,368
I'm a good doctor.

504
00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:19,239
People respect you.
They just don't like you.

505
00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:24,578
Where's your wife?

506
00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:29,315
She just needed some time.

507
00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:32,084
Not a fan of guns
I take it.

508
00:20:32,152 --> 00:20:36,054
It's not the guns.
It's...

509
00:20:36,122 --> 00:20:38,389
I shouldn't have lied
about it.

510
00:20:38,457 --> 00:20:40,959
I'm guessing
it's a little of both.

511
00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:44,062
And a little of,
"Who the hell is this guy?"

512
00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:48,768
I'm not a nutcase.

513
00:20:48,836 --> 00:20:50,503
I just want to do
everything I can

514
00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:52,439
to protect my family.

515
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:55,810
Don't worry.
I'm sure she understands.

516
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:02,618
At first, I thought
it might be frostbite,

517
00:21:02,685 --> 00:21:07,355
but I haven't really been out
in the cold.

518
00:21:07,423 --> 00:21:09,557
And yet your first thought
was frostbite?

519
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:12,693
Yeah, I guess I was just going
by how it looks.

520
00:21:12,761 --> 00:21:15,329
It looks absolutely nothing
like frostbite.

521
00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:16,597
You serious?

522
00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:18,832
With some difficulty.

523
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,033
Then what is it?

524
00:21:20,101 --> 00:21:23,270
A sign that you need
to take a long vacation.

525
00:21:23,337 --> 00:21:24,905
At least a month.

526
00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,173
A vacation?

527
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:30,712
Wait, is this
like a bucket list thing?

528
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:31,679
It's cancer.

529
00:21:31,747 --> 00:21:32,747
It's silver.

530
00:21:32,815 --> 00:21:34,049
I'm guessing

531
00:21:34,117 --> 00:21:35,951
silver nitrate
mixed with petroleum jelly

532
00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:37,820
that your boss
put on the petty cash

533
00:21:37,887 --> 00:21:40,056
so he'd know who to have
arrested for stealing it.

534
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,227
Damn.

535
00:21:44,295 --> 00:21:46,462
Yeah, damn.

536
00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:49,732
It's diffused into your skin,

537
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,167
and the only way
to get rid of it

538
00:21:51,235 --> 00:21:52,635
is to get new skin.

539
00:21:52,703 --> 00:21:55,771
That normally happens
every 30 days.

540
00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:59,408
So I hear that La Crosse,
Wisconsin has got

541
00:21:59,476 --> 00:22:01,577
the world's largest beer can.

542
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,049
Here's the per diem schedules.

543
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,684
These are supposed
to be in the computer files.

544
00:22:08,752 --> 00:22:09,886
Sorry. Since Claudine left,

545
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,387
no one's been inputting
the numbers.

546
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,056
I miss Claudine.

547
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,791
She left
because of you.

548
00:22:14,859 --> 00:22:16,260
I thought
that was Nadine.

549
00:22:16,327 --> 00:22:17,761
- Her too.
- Where are you going?

550
00:22:17,829 --> 00:22:19,330
You still have an hour left.

551
00:22:19,398 --> 00:22:23,167
Emergency page
takes precedence.

552
00:22:23,235 --> 00:22:25,336
- Can you—
- I don't know how to use the program.

553
00:22:25,404 --> 00:22:26,470
Then find someone
who does.

554
00:22:26,538 --> 00:22:27,605
I got to get
out of here.

555
00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:40,317
Got your page.

556
00:22:40,385 --> 00:22:42,352
You're an ass.

557
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,454
Admit it.

558
00:22:44,522 --> 00:22:46,990
Let me down.

559
00:22:47,058 --> 00:22:49,926
After you admit it.

560
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,864
You know,
I'm a little tired.

561
00:22:54,932 --> 00:22:56,533
I think I'm gonna—
all right, I admit it.

562
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:58,602
Despite the fact
that I know

563
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,403
there's a gun in here,
I'd never find it

564
00:23:00,471 --> 00:23:03,440
because you are more devious—

565
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,709
- Clever.
- Devious.

566
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,612
All right, fine,
clever.

567
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,450
More clever and you'll always be
one step ahead of me.

568
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:33,340
You're either preparing
to fight Pacquiao

569
00:23:33,408 --> 00:23:36,743
or you're having
one heck of a bad day.

570
00:23:36,811 --> 00:23:39,513
- I'm Anita.
- Eric.

571
00:23:39,581 --> 00:23:41,582
Nice to meet you.

572
00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:43,751
And you can tell Taub

573
00:23:43,819 --> 00:23:45,753
that he's gonna get
the same treatment

574
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,921
as this heavy bag
if he doesn't cut this crap out.

575
00:23:47,989 --> 00:23:50,891
Who's Taub?

576
00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:53,093
You know, I'm sure
you're a nice person

577
00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:54,929
and you have no idea
what you've gotten sucked into,

578
00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:57,397
but, really,
I'm not interested.

579
00:23:57,465 --> 00:24:00,433
Okay, and I'm sure
you're a nice person,

580
00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:02,469
but I just moved
from Atlanta,

581
00:24:02,536 --> 00:24:03,837
and it's my first time
at this gym,

582
00:24:03,904 --> 00:24:06,606
so definitely don't know
who this Taub guy is,

583
00:24:06,674 --> 00:24:08,608
but I already agree.
He's a jerk.

584
00:24:10,811 --> 00:24:12,345
Are you sure
you don't want to start over?

585
00:24:15,249 --> 00:24:16,883
Take your time.

586
00:24:16,951 --> 00:24:19,620
I'll be around.

587
00:24:28,163 --> 00:24:29,597
Taub, it's Foreman.

588
00:24:29,665 --> 00:24:30,932
Hey, can't talk now.
Little busy.

589
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,868
What's going on?

590
00:24:35,706 --> 00:24:36,806
Need some droperidol
in here!

591
00:24:36,874 --> 00:24:38,041
I gotta go!

592
00:24:40,697 --> 00:24:43,799
He was hallucinating
he was being attacked by bears.

593
00:24:43,867 --> 00:24:45,001
Points again
to paranoia.

594
00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:45,969
I agree.

595
00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:47,370
Except for the "again".

596
00:24:47,438 --> 00:24:49,673
Acute onset points
to tularemia.

597
00:24:49,741 --> 00:24:51,875
Or it's been chronic, which
points to GAD autoimmunity.

598
00:24:51,943 --> 00:24:54,111
Explains
the neurological impairment

599
00:24:54,179 --> 00:24:55,112
as well
as the normal blood work.

600
00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:56,013
Tularemia doesn't always show up

601
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,347
in blood work either.

602
00:24:57,415 --> 00:24:58,648
You know what else

603
00:24:58,716 --> 00:24:59,349
doesn't show up
in the blood work?

604
00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:00,684
Nothing.

605
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,052
This could be
all psychiatric.

606
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,153
An untreated schizoid disorder

607
00:25:04,221 --> 00:25:05,621
he's finally lost
the ability to suppress.

608
00:25:05,689 --> 00:25:08,924
Schizophrenia doesn't cause
skin ulcers or fevers.

609
00:25:08,992 --> 00:25:10,458
No, but digging delusions
out of your skin

610
00:25:10,526 --> 00:25:11,693
with dirty fingernails
could cause both.

611
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,695
I don't think
he's a psych case.

612
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,263
Because you're paranoid
about paranoia.

613
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:16,664
Because his symptoms

614
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:17,865
point towards an infection

615
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,433
that spread to his brain.

616
00:25:19,501 --> 00:25:21,535
I think we should treat
with high-dose, broad-spectrum—

617
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,805
which will kill him
if it's a GAD autoimmunity.

618
00:25:29,978 --> 00:25:32,146
Treat for GAD.

619
00:25:32,213 --> 00:25:35,348
Corticosteroids
and IV immunoglobulin.

620
00:25:41,555 --> 00:25:42,788
I'm not paranoid.

621
00:25:42,856 --> 00:25:43,823
And they don't dislike me.

622
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,558
They don't even really know me.

623
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:47,026
They tell you that?

624
00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:50,095
I didn't ask because
you wouldn't believe the answer.

625
00:25:50,163 --> 00:25:52,531
If it makes you feel better
to think that.

626
00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:54,800
You're the one
everyone dislikes.

627
00:25:54,868 --> 00:25:56,702
You probably don't even think
it's GAD.

628
00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,037
You're just agreeing with her
because you think

629
00:25:58,105 --> 00:26:00,040
it'll create more conflict
between us.

630
00:26:00,108 --> 00:26:02,008
There's only one way
to find out.

631
00:26:02,076 --> 00:26:03,543
Actually, there's two.

632
00:26:03,611 --> 00:26:05,745
We're still waiting
for that jell-o delivery.

633
00:26:05,813 --> 00:26:08,582
Let me know
how it goes.

634
00:27:01,604 --> 00:27:03,605
Gotcha!

635
00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:08,244
You poor dumb bastard.

636
00:27:57,330 --> 00:27:59,297
Touche.

637
00:28:09,975 --> 00:28:11,375
Mm.

638
00:28:15,881 --> 00:28:18,483
God, this is exactly
what I needed.

639
00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:21,320
Tell me
about it.

640
00:28:23,857 --> 00:28:25,524
Anita.

641
00:28:25,592 --> 00:28:27,026
Oh, my God.
Who is that, your roommate?

642
00:28:27,094 --> 00:28:28,428
It's just you have to go.

643
00:28:28,495 --> 00:28:29,596
Wait a minute,
what's the big deal?

644
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,098
Please.
I'll explain later.

645
00:28:31,165 --> 00:28:32,232
Just hurry up.
Please.

646
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,034
You have a boyfriend?

647
00:28:34,102 --> 00:28:35,335
No,
he's not my boyfriend.

648
00:28:36,571 --> 00:28:38,405
He's my husband.

649
00:28:38,473 --> 00:28:40,173
I'm really sorry.

650
00:28:44,011 --> 00:28:46,945
Hey! I thought you weren't
getting back till tomorrow.

651
00:28:53,169 --> 00:28:54,403
His fever's going
through the roof,

652
00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:55,838
which means we were wrong
about GAD

653
00:28:55,906 --> 00:28:57,806
and the steroids kicked
the infection into high gear.

654
00:28:57,874 --> 00:29:00,376
Or it's GAD, and we started
treatment too late.

655
00:29:00,443 --> 00:29:02,244
- Increase the steroid dose.
- We can't.

656
00:29:02,312 --> 00:29:04,013
If it's an infection,
we'll kill him for sure.

657
00:29:04,081 --> 00:29:07,050
With neurological symptoms
progressing this fast,

658
00:29:07,118 --> 00:29:08,051
he's dead either way.

659
00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:09,686
If we increase the steroids,

660
00:29:09,754 --> 00:29:11,655
then either death comes slower,

661
00:29:11,723 --> 00:29:13,558
which means we were too late
with the GAD,

662
00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:14,926
or death comes faster,

663
00:29:14,994 --> 00:29:17,295
which means we were too stupid
with the infection.

664
00:29:17,363 --> 00:29:19,131
We were already stupid
with the infection,

665
00:29:19,199 --> 00:29:20,532
but it's not too late.

666
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,102
He's young, and he was
perfectly healthy two days ago.

667
00:29:23,170 --> 00:29:26,406
He can fight this off
if we give him a chance.

668
00:29:29,544 --> 00:29:31,044
Fine.

669
00:29:31,112 --> 00:29:32,645
But a shotgun
is not gonna work.

670
00:29:32,713 --> 00:29:34,013
We need a sniper rifle.

671
00:29:34,081 --> 00:29:36,883
Start running DNA assays
for sporotrichosis,

672
00:29:36,951 --> 00:29:38,284
meningococcemia,

673
00:29:38,352 --> 00:29:40,887
and any other boggle-winning
words you can think of.

674
00:29:40,955 --> 00:29:42,756
You just said you wanted
to increase the steroids,

675
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,091
and now you want to just—
- I changed my mind.

676
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,193
- But—
Do what Park says.

677
00:29:55,736 --> 00:29:58,370
Well, you don't have a gun,

678
00:29:58,438 --> 00:30:01,539
but you do have
my sunglasses,

679
00:30:01,607 --> 00:30:04,041
my tennis racket—
I can't imagine why—

680
00:30:04,109 --> 00:30:05,610
Had to kill a mouse.

681
00:30:05,677 --> 00:30:08,179
It was really hard with
those stupid little sunglasses.

682
00:30:08,247 --> 00:30:10,581
And my money clip.

683
00:30:10,649 --> 00:30:11,916
Was there any money in it?

684
00:30:11,984 --> 00:30:13,117
Not anymore.

685
00:30:13,185 --> 00:30:15,353
Can I go to bed now?

686
00:30:15,421 --> 00:30:17,188
Or do you want
to do a cavity search?

687
00:30:17,256 --> 00:30:19,891
Lock up
on your way out.

688
00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:21,493
This is ridiculous.

689
00:30:21,561 --> 00:30:23,829
Every moment we waste
looking for a phantom infection

690
00:30:23,897 --> 00:30:25,130
is time
we could be treating him.

691
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,298
For the wrong diagnosis.

692
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,234
If it was GAD,
he'd be having seizures.

693
00:30:28,302 --> 00:30:29,369
If it was infection,

694
00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:30,169
there would be
some sign of it

695
00:30:30,237 --> 00:30:31,337
in his blood or CNS.

696
00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:32,873
- Which there isn't.
- Yet.

697
00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,709
I'm beginning to think we should
just go with House's idea.

698
00:30:35,777 --> 00:30:37,846
This was House's idea.
He said—

699
00:30:37,913 --> 00:30:39,647
no, I'm talking
about the jell-o.

700
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:41,249
At least it wouldn't be
so annoying to watch.

701
00:30:42,785 --> 00:30:44,586
Taub, you got a minute?

702
00:30:47,957 --> 00:30:49,491
You're an ass.
You know that?

703
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:50,759
What's the problem?

704
00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:53,595
Some cute young nurse
baked you cookies?

705
00:30:53,663 --> 00:30:56,231
No, some guy almost caught me
making out with his wife

706
00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:58,167
in their living room.

707
00:30:58,234 --> 00:31:00,836
And how exactly
is that my fault?

708
00:31:00,904 --> 00:31:01,937
If you hadn't been
screwing with me

709
00:31:02,005 --> 00:31:03,172
and put the idea
in my head...

710
00:31:03,239 --> 00:31:04,573
So you don't date anyone
unless I put the idea

711
00:31:04,641 --> 00:31:05,641
in your head.

712
00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:06,942
You really do need
psychiatric help.

713
00:31:07,010 --> 00:31:08,343
Unlike you,

714
00:31:08,411 --> 00:31:09,778
I don't need drama.

715
00:31:09,846 --> 00:31:11,379
I like my job,

716
00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:12,447
and I'm happy
with my life.

717
00:31:12,515 --> 00:31:14,082
You're so happy
with your life

718
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:15,650
you've got nothing
better to do at midnight

719
00:31:15,717 --> 00:31:17,685
than to come back into work
to yell at me?

720
00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:21,588
Stay out of my business.

721
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:27,894
You're blaming the wrong guy.

722
00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,498
Good for him.

723
00:31:33,234 --> 00:31:36,437
Married one's not a keeper,
but it's a start.

724
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:38,906
You're an idiot.

725
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,418
He has stridor
but no obstruction.

726
00:31:50,486 --> 00:31:51,853
He's anaphylaxing.
Get me a trach kit.

727
00:31:56,992 --> 00:31:58,593
Scalpel.

728
00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:22,017
It's not working.
There's no breath sounds.

729
00:32:22,085 --> 00:32:23,418
It doesn't make any sense.

730
00:32:23,486 --> 00:32:25,287
His trachea's blocked
below the incision point.

731
00:32:25,355 --> 00:32:27,022
We need racemic epinephrine.
We tried that already.

732
00:32:27,090 --> 00:32:27,923
We're gonna try again.

733
00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:29,224
It's our only choice.

734
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:37,693
We got him breathing,
but barely.

735
00:32:37,761 --> 00:32:39,561
At least we know
tracheal edema

736
00:32:39,629 --> 00:32:40,662
isn't from anything
we did

737
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:42,631
because we're not doing
anything.

738
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,066
Which is a good thing,
because neither GAD

739
00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:46,168
nor systemic infection
would cause anaphylaxis

740
00:32:46,236 --> 00:32:47,203
or tracheal edema.

741
00:32:47,270 --> 00:32:48,938
And an allergic reaction

742
00:32:49,005 --> 00:32:50,706
wouldn't get worse three days
after he was admitted.

743
00:32:50,773 --> 00:32:54,309
So we've got nothing.

744
00:32:54,377 --> 00:32:57,012
Unless he was
still being poisoned.

745
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:57,913
By who?

746
00:32:57,981 --> 00:32:59,114
His wife wasn't even here

747
00:32:59,182 --> 00:33:01,517
when he hallucinated.

748
00:33:01,585 --> 00:33:02,985
Good question.

749
00:33:03,053 --> 00:33:05,088
Now we're the ones
being paranoid.

750
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:09,559
What about
squamous cell carcinoma?

751
00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:11,461
If it's only in his epithelium,

752
00:33:11,529 --> 00:33:13,329
it wouldn't show up
in his chest X-ray.

753
00:33:13,397 --> 00:33:16,032
It is possible, but...

754
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,500
Wouldn't cause hallucinations.

755
00:33:17,568 --> 00:33:19,168
It could if you also have
paraneoplastic syndrome.

756
00:33:24,508 --> 00:33:25,542
Get a biopsy.

757
00:33:25,610 --> 00:33:27,344
You think it's cancer?

758
00:33:27,412 --> 00:33:30,448
I think
you should get a biopsy.

759
00:33:41,026 --> 00:33:42,493
Admit it.

760
00:33:47,865 --> 00:33:50,401
Two hours ago,
I found this in your closet

761
00:33:50,469 --> 00:33:52,203
in a box
with your name on it.

762
00:33:52,271 --> 00:33:55,407
I knew you'd move it
somewhere outside your apartment

763
00:33:55,474 --> 00:33:57,976
until you were certain
I'd given up looking.

764
00:33:58,044 --> 00:34:01,546
So I had to convince you
that I'd given up looking.

765
00:34:01,614 --> 00:34:04,148
That's not a gun.

766
00:34:07,085 --> 00:34:12,422
Yes, it's a paperweight
with a handy storage compartment

767
00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:16,693
for.45-caliber bullets.

768
00:34:16,761 --> 00:34:19,062
- And that's not a bullet.
- Admit it.

769
00:34:19,129 --> 00:34:21,164
I'm more clever
and more devious.

770
00:34:21,231 --> 00:34:22,532
You can even have it back.

771
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:24,400
It's not my problem
if you go back to prison.

772
00:34:24,468 --> 00:34:25,969
My problem is you thinking

773
00:34:26,036 --> 00:34:27,604
you're always one step
ahead of me.

774
00:34:27,671 --> 00:34:29,706
This proves nothing
because it's not a gun.

775
00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:31,508
It's a prop.

776
00:34:31,575 --> 00:34:33,643
From Dorothy Dietrich's
magic act.

777
00:34:33,711 --> 00:34:35,679
Look it up.

778
00:34:35,746 --> 00:34:37,947
She's the only woman to ever do
the "catch a bullet" trick.

779
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:40,683
I won this
off her prop master

780
00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:41,817
in a poker game.

781
00:34:41,885 --> 00:34:43,519
House—
it's fake.

782
00:34:43,586 --> 00:34:46,955
It's plugged.

783
00:34:48,758 --> 00:34:49,891
Look for yourself.

784
00:34:49,959 --> 00:34:51,593
Hey, hey, don't point

785
00:34:51,661 --> 00:34:52,761
that thing at me.

786
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:54,429
It's not dangerous
because it's not a gun.

787
00:34:54,497 --> 00:34:56,097
House, House,
just stop it.

788
00:34:56,165 --> 00:34:59,067
Fine.

789
00:35:02,139 --> 00:35:04,640
What the hell
are you doing?

790
00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:06,209
Pull the trigger.
Don't be insane.

791
00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:07,644
They're blanks.

792
00:35:07,712 --> 00:35:09,346
You pull the trigger,

793
00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:11,315
I drool a little fake blood,

794
00:35:11,382 --> 00:35:13,317
and then I spit out the bullet
that the audience thinks

795
00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:14,685
I caught in my teeth.
Go ahead.

796
00:35:14,752 --> 00:35:16,353
Shoot me.

797
00:35:16,421 --> 00:35:17,454
I'm not shooting you.

798
00:35:17,522 --> 00:35:19,323
All right.
I'll shoot you.

799
00:35:19,391 --> 00:35:22,460
Don't.
House, don't.

800
00:35:22,527 --> 00:35:24,862
Even if they are blanks,
people'll freak.

801
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:28,799
It's not real.

802
00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:32,903
Which means you didn't prove
that I have a gun.

803
00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:34,203
Which means
you proved nothing.

804
00:35:36,106 --> 00:35:37,707
Admit it.

805
00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:48,920
Admit it.

806
00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:51,390
- All right.
- All right, what?

807
00:35:54,828 --> 00:35:56,296
You win.

808
00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:59,133
And it feels good.

809
00:36:01,103 --> 00:36:04,672
Grr.

810
00:36:31,234 --> 00:36:33,136
You were wrong.

811
00:36:33,203 --> 00:36:34,938
Don't feel too bad.

812
00:36:35,005 --> 00:36:36,272
We all were.

813
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,674
His trachea wasn't swollen.

814
00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:40,076
It was blocked
by a pseudomembrane

815
00:36:40,144 --> 00:36:41,744
growing across it.

816
00:36:41,812 --> 00:36:44,213
It means he's not paranoid,
is an idiot,

817
00:36:44,281 --> 00:36:47,650
and was poisoned.

818
00:36:47,717 --> 00:36:48,651
What are you doing?

819
00:36:48,718 --> 00:36:50,252
Give me a machida scope.

820
00:36:52,121 --> 00:36:55,023
Hold his legs.
He's not gonna like this.

821
00:36:55,090 --> 00:37:00,094
Because you're not gonna be able
to breathe.

822
00:37:00,162 --> 00:37:04,732
But I need to see
down your barrel.

823
00:37:06,502 --> 00:37:10,773
The good news is the poison
didn't come from your wife.

824
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,275
It came from a little bastard
of a bacterium

825
00:37:12,342 --> 00:37:15,645
whose crap
can cause chest pain,

826
00:37:15,713 --> 00:37:18,348
respiratory distress,
skin ulcers,

827
00:37:18,415 --> 00:37:21,318
the growth of pseudomembrane
across the airway,

828
00:37:21,385 --> 00:37:26,422
and, in very rare cases,
hallucinations.

829
00:37:33,496 --> 00:37:35,430
Call the CDC.

830
00:37:35,498 --> 00:37:37,165
Tell them we need antitoxin
as soon as possible.

831
00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:38,433
Diphtheria?

832
00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:40,135
We didn't guess it

833
00:37:40,202 --> 00:37:41,269
because nobody gets it.

834
00:37:41,337 --> 00:37:42,971
Instead of building bunkers,

835
00:37:43,038 --> 00:37:45,106
you should be getting boosters.

836
00:37:45,174 --> 00:37:48,576
As in routine vaccines against
stuff that is actually scary.

837
00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,121
Dr. Wills to recovery.

838
00:38:00,189 --> 00:38:02,024
Dr. Wills to recovery.

839
00:38:04,661 --> 00:38:07,129
Diphtheria.

840
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:10,767
House pulled it
out of nowhere.

841
00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:12,903
Cool.

842
00:38:12,970 --> 00:38:15,072
You just getting in?

843
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:19,877
Had a meeting about a new
parking validation system.

844
00:38:19,944 --> 00:38:23,280
Cool.

845
00:38:23,348 --> 00:38:25,048
How are you feeling?

846
00:38:25,116 --> 00:38:29,552
Not great.

847
00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,020
But better.

848
00:38:32,856 --> 00:38:35,924
The antitoxin is working.

849
00:38:35,992 --> 00:38:38,260
He'll be able to go home
in a few days.

850
00:38:38,328 --> 00:38:40,863
That's good news.

851
00:38:40,931 --> 00:38:42,231
But we've moved out.

852
00:38:45,102 --> 00:38:47,437
Oh, come on, honey.

853
00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:48,505
I'm sorry
I lied, but—

854
00:38:48,573 --> 00:38:49,873
I know, okay.

855
00:38:49,941 --> 00:38:51,909
It was for our own good,
but I don't care.

856
00:38:51,977 --> 00:38:54,279
I don't want to be lied to,

857
00:38:54,347 --> 00:38:55,881
and I can't live like that.

858
00:38:55,949 --> 00:38:57,716
I can't live
in that home.

859
00:39:00,287 --> 00:39:02,588
Oh, please don't.

860
00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:07,193
I love you.

861
00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:09,395
I love you too.

862
00:39:09,463 --> 00:39:11,765
Which is why you're
not gonna live there either.

863
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,768
I don't care
if we might need them.

864
00:39:14,836 --> 00:39:16,737
I just know
that I can't live my life

865
00:39:16,805 --> 00:39:19,173
feeling like we do.

866
00:39:19,241 --> 00:39:21,276
It's not worth living
in fear.

867
00:39:24,513 --> 00:39:25,980
Okay.

868
00:39:26,047 --> 00:39:28,482
I'm sorry.

869
00:39:43,398 --> 00:39:45,499
- Hey.
- Hi.

870
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:47,400
Thanks.

871
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:51,604
You know,
there's a bunch of us

872
00:39:51,672 --> 00:39:52,872
going to happy hour
after work.

873
00:39:55,308 --> 00:39:56,241
I'm craving nachos.

874
00:39:56,308 --> 00:39:57,776
You interested?

875
00:39:57,843 --> 00:39:59,844
Thanks, but I got
a lot of work

876
00:39:59,912 --> 00:40:01,413
I need to get done.

877
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,814
Sure.
Well, if you change your mind,

878
00:40:02,882 --> 00:40:04,149
we'll be at Rudy's.

879
00:40:04,217 --> 00:40:05,951
Okay.

880
00:40:19,399 --> 00:40:20,399
- Hey. -Hey.
- Hey.

881
00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:33,579
Would you like to get a drink
sometime after work?

882
00:40:33,647 --> 00:40:36,416
You mean all of us
or just us?

883
00:40:36,484 --> 00:40:40,454
I was thinking
just the two of us.

884
00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:41,989
Did Taub put you
up to this?

885
00:40:42,057 --> 00:40:45,326
No, it was just something
I'd been thinking about

886
00:40:45,394 --> 00:40:46,827
and I figured,
what the heck?

887
00:40:46,895 --> 00:40:50,531
Might as well ask.

888
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:53,401
Yeah, well, it's probably
not a good idea,

889
00:40:53,469 --> 00:40:55,670
you know,
with us working together.

890
00:40:55,738 --> 00:40:59,207
Didn't you marry someone
you used to work with?

891
00:40:59,275 --> 00:41:03,444
Yeah.
But...

892
00:41:03,512 --> 00:41:05,680
All right.
Sure.

893
00:41:05,748 --> 00:41:06,881
When?

894
00:41:06,949 --> 00:41:08,149
Tonight?

895
00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:09,584
Sure.

896
00:41:36,613 --> 00:41:38,047
Hey.

897
00:41:38,115 --> 00:41:40,383
Changed my mind.

898
00:41:40,451 --> 00:41:42,152
Okay.

899
00:42:39,112 --> 00:42:42,281
I'm glad you changed
your mind.

900
00:42:43,883 --> 00:42:45,384
Hey.

901
00:43:02,225 --> 00:43:06,225
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