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How long has your daughter
had trouble breathing?

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About a week now.

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The best dads
wait two or more.

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Yeah, no, it's not
like it's serious.

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I-I checked online,
and it's...

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Asthma or something.

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"Or something"

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is the number one killer
of teens

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with no medical degree.

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When was the last time
he took you to see a doctor?

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Uh, like five months ago.

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We went a clinic in Trenton.
I had strep throat.

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You remember the antibiotic
they gave you?

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Is it neomycin?

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Amoxicillin.

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So about the inhaler
for my asthma, I was—

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Sorry!

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Hospital policy

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specifically prohibits me
from giving meds

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to unrelated
homeless people

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pretending to be
father and daughter.

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Your pants
are a size too short,

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so either you grew
a couple of inches

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or you grabbed the closest size
in a thrift store.

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And only you have dimples,
which are adorable,

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but they're also an x-linked
dominant genetic trait.

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Which actually doesn't
prove anything.

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The fact that she didn't
burst into tears tells me

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that you never thought
he was your dad.

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Let's get out of here.

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Since you're the brains
of the operation,

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might wanna stick around.

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What, so I can get busted
by Social Services?

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No, so you can stop
bleeding out of your ear.

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It's usually a sign
of a skull fracture.

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Someone been using your head
as a soccer ball?

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No.

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Much as I'd like
to take your word for it,

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I have no interest in taking
your word for it.

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No tenderness, no pain.

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Looks like you might
actually be telling the truth

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You don't have a fever.

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Pay the man.

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He's late
for a trashcan fire.

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Would you—would you
tell me what's going on?

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What's wrong with me?

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I have no idea.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Why'd you ask to meet us

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30 miles away
from the hospital?

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Because I can.

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Also, Chris Christie's blog

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says the pancakes here
are the best.

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So... what do we got
on this 18-year-old

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with the ear bleed
and the breathing problems?

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CT confirms
no skull fracture,

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and looking at her
confirms she's not 18.

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Yes, she is.

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Says so in the file.

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We can't treat
an underage patient

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without a guardian—
we need to call Social Services.

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I cut a deal
with the patient.

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We don't call,
she doesn't bolt.

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Whatever age,
living on the street

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makes her vulnerable
to malnutrition,

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drug use, H.I.V.,

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all things which could
explain her symptoms.

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No sign of malnutrition.
Tox screen is clear.

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S.T.D. panel
was negative.

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And... is that Foreman?

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Oh, my goodness,
it is!

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Hi, Dean Foreman!

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Are you not gonna
introduce us

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because we're married?

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Oh, no, wait—
that's her.

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She's a pharmaceutical rep,
and this is a working breakfast.

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In a restaurant
that's nowhere near your home

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or the hospital.

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Chris Christie
recommends the pancakes.

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Squamous cell
middle ear tumor could have

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caused the ear bleed.

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Paraneoplastic reaction
caused the breathing problems.

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Middle ear looks
completely normal.

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But there is thickening
in the lining of the wall

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of the third ventricle.

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Could be a sign
of cerebral infection.

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Would explain
the lack of fever.

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Pneumococcus
is pretty common

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among the homeless
population.

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We should find out
if she's been vaccinated.

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Sure, ask her,
and when she refuses

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to tell you anything,

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start her on Ceftriaxone
for pneumococcus.

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And if she says
she has been vaccinated?

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Then don't believe her,

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and start her on Ceftriaxone
for pneumococcus.

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How about we don't believe
she's gonna bolt

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and we call
Social Services?

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While I'm in
the little boys' room,

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you can pretend that I'm
seriously considering that idea.

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The bathroom's that way.

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Pretty sure there's
one in the hospital.

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When I was your age,
I ran away.

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Lived on my own.

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- At the time, it seemed—
- Oh, let me guess.

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Life with mom and dad
was kind of a drag.

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So you just ran away,

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lived with friends,
and partied with guys

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that you knew
your parents would hate.

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And then when you got tired
of being a rebel,

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you just went home.

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Being homeless
isn't a vacation for me.

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And I'm not acting out.

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My life at home sucked,

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so I got the hell
out of there.

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There are other options

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besides living
on the streets.

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Right, like group homes,
where you're packed in

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with as many messed-up
delinquent kids as possible,

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foster parents
who only take you in

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because
you're a meal ticket.

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I can think of easier ways
to make 175 bucks a week.

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No, you're right—
I really should roll the dice

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and hope for a pair
that don't ruin my life

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the way that my mom—
get your hands off my stuff!

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The stuff might tell us
more about why you're sick.

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A history textbook.
You go to school?

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I don't plan on
being homeless forever.

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Hello, good sir.

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My brother,
the General here,

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gots the green-apple
quickstep.

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One of us is in
the wrong time zone.

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And if it's me,
I need to talk

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to a stockbroker and anyone
from the Kennedy family,

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in that order.

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Well, he got the runs,

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and we do need him

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up and at 'em
for battle tomorrow.

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It's hardly
authentic,

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coming to a newfangled
clinic,

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especially with
a Yankee doctor.

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Sir, are you
questioning my resolve?

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Yes, and your sanity.

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I'm multitasking.

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Uh, General...

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You're not allowed out.

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We swore that we would
see the elephant together.

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Well, far be it from me
to come between two nut jobs

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and their "elephant."

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I could add some Mercury,
if you want to make it

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more authentic.

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The Confederacy
thanks you, Doc.

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Got House's phone.

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Deleted all photos
of you and Anita.

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- I owe you.
- An affair?

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Never knew
you were such a tramp.

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Neither did I.

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Anita, she's fun, smart.

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Not looking
for anything serious.

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It's—it's...
Pretty perfect.

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Except for the annoying
guilt about the husband.

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The lies she must
be telling him.

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But not guilty enough

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to stop seeing her.

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She's smoking hot,

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and it's not his job
to protect her marriage.

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Aren't you supposed
to be pointing a finger

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at your own life
as a cautionary tale?

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If not for cheating,
I might still have a wife,

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but I wouldn't have
Sophie and Sophia.

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Which means

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I wouldn't be preparing
for their visit this week

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by child locking
all my cabinets,

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padding table corners,

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and getting rid of every
single magazine.

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You could probably
just hide the porn

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in your underwear drawer.

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Magazines go away so I won't
ignore my children.

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I know I have
to pay attention to them.

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I want to pay attention
to them,

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but they're just so...

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Boring.

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Did you learn anything
at Jane Doe's school?

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They did a bunch
of vaccinations,

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including pneumococcus.

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Take her off
the Ceftriaxone.

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So we're back
to square none?

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Not exactly.

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The name she registered under
seems to be fake,

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but the address
is a foreclosed house.

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We'll let you know
what we find.

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Plenty of food, water.

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And beer.

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She eats well.

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Goes to school
and makes good grades.

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She's a homeless girl

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who's captain
of the volleyball team.

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How can you
be okay with this?

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Your mom sends you to work
with snacks.

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I want and need parents.

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Jane Doe is flourishing
without them.

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Maybe.

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But this mold
definitely is.

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You went to my school.

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Now that they know,
they'll report me.

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I can't go back there!

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You may have
a fungal infection.

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You need that medicine.

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Fluconazole, right?

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I'll get it at a clinic.

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Ohh! Oh.

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I can't feel my legs.

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Hey, wha—
is that the infection?

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I don't think so.

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So... What causes
an ear bleed,

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breathing problems,

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and our runaway's
inability to run away?

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Fungal infection's
off the table.

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What about
transverse myelitis?

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Not with normal
posterior column function.

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I've been waiting
to do this for months.

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Pull!

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Sights seem to be
off on this.

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We didn't call
Social Services before

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because we didn't want
the patient to take off.

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00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,901
Now she can't—there's
no reason for us not to call.

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00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:07,304
Well, how about the reason
that there's no reason?

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This is working fine
for me.

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00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,408
Pull!

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Well, now, that one
clearly took evasive action.

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You want to protect her

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because you think
she's fine on her own,

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outside the system.

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Does anyone have a position

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00:10:21,202 --> 00:10:22,986
on our patient's
medical condition?

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Could be endocarditis
with septic emboli.

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Pull!

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I'd turn around and shoot you,
but apparently I'd miss.

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There's no murmurs,
no Osler nodes.

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You've never done this
before, have you?

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No, I have not.

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But all the time
I had my ankle monitor on,

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I was furious
that I couldn't.

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Vasculitis fits.

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Start treatment
with steroids.

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00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:51,231
She's lucky, she'll
be free to flee again.

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Not once I call
Social Services.

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I'm not giving up.

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You wanna bet?

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One shot, one birdie.

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00:11:00,558 --> 00:11:01,575
You hit,
you make the call.

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00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:03,610
You miss,
never mention it again.

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No.

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00:11:04,829 --> 00:11:05,946
Why would I agree?

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00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,781
'Cause your
only other option is

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you call and I fire you.

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Pull!

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She responding
to corticosteroids?

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Looks like it.

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And Social Services.

261
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,107
I thought for sure
there'd be some yelling

262
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:53,543
or profanity,
possible bloodletting.

263
00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:55,778
She's tired of living
on the streets after all.

264
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,281
I'll bet House re... gret...

265
00:12:01,969 --> 00:12:04,805
Could he know
I'm good with a gun?

266
00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:07,757
I don't know how, but...

267
00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:11,061
Hiring a hooker

268
00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,395
to pretend to be
a social worker?

269
00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:15,232
She took a bet
that she knew she'd win.

270
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,267
Frankly,
I feel violated.

271
00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:19,436
What happened to
the social worker I called?

272
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,321
Apparently, someone
identifying themselves

273
00:12:21,389 --> 00:12:23,806
as Dr. Pujols called
and said the patient ran off.

274
00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:27,327
Come on.

275
00:12:27,411 --> 00:12:29,446
"Poo holes."

276
00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:31,381
I've informed
Social Services

277
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:33,850
of the mistake and given Jane
Doe's description to the cops.

278
00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:34,817
They'll track down
the parents.

279
00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:36,036
Thank you.

280
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:40,006
I'll leave you
and Dr. "Pujols" alone.

281
00:12:40,091 --> 00:12:41,324
You should have told me

282
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,459
you were treating an underage
clinic patient.

283
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,827
I was giving you
the gift of deniability.

284
00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:46,829
Now I'm giving you the gift
of additional clinic hours.

285
00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:48,632
No, you're not.

286
00:12:48,683 --> 00:12:50,550
You've got
nothing on me.

287
00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:51,501
Check your phone.

288
00:12:55,139 --> 00:12:57,006
Uh... my phone?

289
00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:58,508
Oh, right. Yes, I—

290
00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,645
I did have
some pictures on that.

291
00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,480
But...

292
00:13:03,531 --> 00:13:06,566
I also have these.

293
00:13:06,651 --> 00:13:09,786
There's the two of you
kissing over dinner.

294
00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:11,955
Busting a move
in a night club.

295
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,391
Is that your hand
near her nether regions?

296
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,929
Thanks again for taking off
the ankle bracelet.

297
00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:20,930
I'm not gonna let you
blackmail me, House.

298
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:22,699
Oh, of course not.

299
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,150
There's no way
someone of your integrity

300
00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:26,269
would let me compromise
your job in any major way

301
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,838
over some tawdry
bit of gossip.

302
00:13:28,906 --> 00:13:31,107
But what about
compromising it

303
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,792
in a minor way?

304
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:34,777
Reduced clinic hours.

305
00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:36,513
Unlimited Internet
porn budget.

306
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:37,797
That makes much more sense

307
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:42,452
than the nuclear option
of ruining both our lives.

308
00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:44,387
You can keep these.

309
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,006
I got copies.

310
00:13:54,982 --> 00:13:56,983
How I miss
the sweet smell

311
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,152
of stickin' it
to the man.

312
00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:00,520
Adams is right.

313
00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:01,738
You're protecting
this girl.

314
00:14:03,307 --> 00:14:04,691
No, I was wrong.

315
00:14:04,775 --> 00:14:06,910
It's the stench
of moralizing.

316
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:09,112
I'm protecting myself
from meddling bureaucrats

317
00:14:09,163 --> 00:14:10,113
and parents.

318
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:11,331
You admire this girl.

319
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,250
She had a horrible
home life,

320
00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:14,868
so she went out
on her own.

321
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:16,586
She's your road
not taken.

322
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:17,654
I've always dreamed
of living

323
00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:19,256
in an abandoned
house with mold.

324
00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:20,757
House, all I'm
accusing you of

325
00:14:20,824 --> 00:14:22,158
is having a connection
with a patient.

326
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,710
This is a good thing.

327
00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,879
It's not a good thing,
'cause it's not a thing.

328
00:14:25,963 --> 00:14:27,380
It is a thing...
which she'll prove

329
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,215
when her parents show up

330
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,468
and you start
protecting her from them.

331
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:39,943
The sound I make is,

332
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,679
moooo!

333
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:45,732
The sound I make is,

334
00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:47,150
quack quack
quack quack quack.

335
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,376
Moo.

336
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,434
The sound is quack.

337
00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:22,769
Quack quack.

338
00:15:24,739 --> 00:15:26,172
Quack quack quack.

339
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,594
I'm an ass.

340
00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:34,047
On the plus side,
I can now program my DVR

341
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,882
from my phone.

342
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,384
They are kind of boring.

343
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:39,669
All kids, not just yours.

344
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,054
Very helpful.

345
00:15:41,138 --> 00:15:42,472
You need to log more hours.

346
00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:45,308
Eventually, you'll pass boredom
and get to bonding.

347
00:15:45,359 --> 00:15:47,777
Kind of like
Stockholm syndrome.

348
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:49,446
I heard the nurses talking.

349
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,847
You called Social Services
for real.

350
00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:53,233
Because you shouldn't
be living on your own.

351
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,118
Right, better my mom should
use me as a punching bag.

352
00:15:55,185 --> 00:15:57,787
If your mom abused you,

353
00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,856
Social Services won't
let you go home with her.

354
00:15:59,907 --> 00:16:02,742
Have I mentioned
I don't trust the system?

355
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,411
We don't know
if you're better yet.

356
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:06,028
You can't just take off.

357
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:08,882
Uh, can we help you?

358
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:11,033
I'm Adele Brown from
Social Services, and this is—

359
00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:12,669
I'm Ellen Rogers.

360
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,471
Callie's mother.

361
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,889
You haven't been that
for two years.

362
00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,474
I promise...

363
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,475
Things are different.

364
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,226
Mom... two sentences in,

365
00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:22,011
and you're already
making promises.

366
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,430
Okay, maybe we need
to take a minute here

367
00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:24,898
and give Callie
some space.

368
00:16:24,982 --> 00:16:26,766
No, I don't need a minute.
I need her out of my life.

369
00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:28,518
Is she okay?

370
00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:29,652
I will be once you just...

371
00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:32,522
Oh, my God!

372
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,075
We need help in here!

373
00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:44,740
- Go!
- And they're off!

374
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,540
You bet 100 bucks
on a turtle race?

375
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,159
I paid Mr. Chips 5 bucks
to take a dive.

376
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,330
The bleeding
stopped on its own.

377
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:54,682
She got worse after
being on steroids,

378
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,717
so autoimmune is out.

379
00:16:56,801 --> 00:16:57,718
Diagnosis depends
on whether the blood

380
00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:58,886
was coming
from the sinuses,

381
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,304
lungs, or her guts.

382
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,691
Mr. Chips
looks like he wants it.

383
00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:07,010
100 bucks says he'll
make soup out of Franklin.

384
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,613
You're on.

385
00:17:10,866 --> 00:17:12,366
How'd the mom
seem to you?

386
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:13,817
If you're asking him
if she looks like someone

387
00:17:13,869 --> 00:17:15,018
who beat her kid,
you're a moron.

388
00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,904
Move your ass, Mr. Chips!

389
00:17:36,508 --> 00:17:38,492
You should have seen her face
when mom walked in.

390
00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,467
Callie hates her.
I don't think she's lying.

391
00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:42,886
Because people never lie
about people they hate.

392
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,638
Big sinus bleed
could be sinusitis

393
00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:45,722
and a bleeding disorder.

394
00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:47,173
She didn't complain
about a headache.

395
00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:48,341
The bleeding
is in her gut.

396
00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:49,542
Could be
Zollinger-Ellison.

397
00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:52,178
Acid reflux causes asthma,

398
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,264
and the acid erodes the stomach,
causing the bleeding.

399
00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:58,051
Yes!

400
00:17:58,102 --> 00:17:59,402
Franklin rules.

401
00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:02,739
Mr. Chips drools.

402
00:18:02,823 --> 00:18:05,075
Mr. Chips's owner only feeds
him on apples and bananas.

403
00:18:05,159 --> 00:18:06,559
Nowhere near enough
vitamin A.

404
00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:07,577
Pay up.

405
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,062
And do an upper endoscopy

406
00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:11,081
to confirm
for Zollinger-Ellison,

407
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,199
after mommie dearest
has given her permission.

408
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:15,585
Ellen shouldn't have consent
if she beat her daughter.

409
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,403
Doesn't matter if
she beat her daughter.

410
00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:21,875
Only matters if Social Services
says she beat her daughter.

411
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,978
Good thing you made it
all official.

412
00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:29,382
Will the endoscopy
be painful?

413
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,717
Is that an issue?

414
00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,237
It's a medical procedure.

415
00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:36,306
There will be
some discomfort.

416
00:18:36,374 --> 00:18:38,008
I never meant
to hurt my daughter.

417
00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:41,778
And yet you hit her.

418
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:43,129
She told you that?

419
00:18:43,197 --> 00:18:45,398
And now you're gonna
tell me you didn't.

420
00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,486
I'm a drug addict.

421
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,288
And I've been
a lousy mom.

422
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,042
Especially since
my husband died.

423
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,945
I mean, he was closer
to Callie than I was,

424
00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:00,580
and I missed him...

425
00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:01,831
So much.

426
00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,551
And it was too hard.

427
00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:06,786
And taking Oxy just...

428
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,589
made things easier.

429
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,592
Right up until it made me
lose my daughter.

430
00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:17,564
I hurt Callie a lot.

431
00:19:17,631 --> 00:19:20,934
But one of the only things
that I can feel okay about

432
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,470
is that I never hit her.

433
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,216
Didn't peg you as
the midday fun kind of guy.

434
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:38,351
So glad I was wrong.

435
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,089
Ohh. Unfortunately,

436
00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:45,525
that's not why we're here.

437
00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:50,964
Remember that guy from
the restaurant yesterday?

438
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,833
Mm-hmm.

439
00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:55,501
He's got pictures
of us.

440
00:19:55,553 --> 00:19:57,336
He's threatening
to show your husband.

441
00:19:57,388 --> 00:20:00,106
I thought you said that guy
was one of your best doctors.

442
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:02,042
Yeah, not one
of my best people.

443
00:20:04,195 --> 00:20:07,063
We've gotta stop
seeing each other.

444
00:20:07,148 --> 00:20:09,032
Not necessarily.

445
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:11,217
I told my husband
about you.

446
00:20:12,953 --> 00:20:13,903
What?

447
00:20:13,988 --> 00:20:15,789
Why?

448
00:20:15,856 --> 00:20:18,357
He was saying that things
had been better lately

449
00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:21,027
between him and I,
that I was happier.

450
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:23,213
I said that I was.

451
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:25,865
And that you
were the reason.

452
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:28,635
And... He was okay
with that?

453
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:29,869
Not initially.

454
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,805
It was a pretty tough
conversation.

455
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:34,540
Neither of us is ready
to give up on the marriage.

456
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:37,343
And I am not ready
to give up this.

457
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,316
You don't have to feel
so guilty anymore.

458
00:20:57,281 --> 00:20:59,332
You didn't need
to shoot yourself.

459
00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:01,400
I could have given you
a Section 8.

460
00:21:03,237 --> 00:21:04,587
We've hit the drills
pretty hard,

461
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,072
and by the fourth round,
my hand went numb.

462
00:21:06,123 --> 00:21:07,624
The gun slipped and—

463
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,242
I only had blanks in it,
but...

464
00:21:09,293 --> 00:21:11,244
It's funny how nearly
shooting your toe off

465
00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:13,079
cured that
speech impediment.

466
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,964
Ah. Yeah.
Sorry about that.

467
00:21:15,049 --> 00:21:17,634
Sheldon's a... Progressive.

468
00:21:17,718 --> 00:21:19,519
Eh—compared to who?

469
00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:20,937
Rupert Murdoch?

470
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,388
Progressives are reenactors

471
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,973
who strive for
complete authenticity.

472
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:26,559
They never drop character
while in uniform.

473
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,028
Whereas you just
dabble in crazy.

474
00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:32,565
Sheldon and I had
a big falling out

475
00:21:32,616 --> 00:21:33,900
years ago.

476
00:21:33,951 --> 00:21:35,201
We only really started

477
00:21:35,269 --> 00:21:37,454
talking again because
of the reenactments.

478
00:21:37,538 --> 00:21:39,005
They, uh...

479
00:21:39,073 --> 00:21:40,990
Gave me my brother back.

480
00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:43,109
That's a very moving story.

481
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,544
Be a lot more affecting
if you hadn't

482
00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:47,964
bonded over something
so completely idiotic.

483
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:54,971
Your mom didn't
hit you, did she?

484
00:21:57,324 --> 00:21:58,958
No.

485
00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:00,459
Then why'd
you lie about it?

486
00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:05,565
Because I wanted
to get out of here.

487
00:22:05,632 --> 00:22:07,016
People understand
getting hit

488
00:22:07,101 --> 00:22:09,602
more than
what my mom does.

489
00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:12,755
Tell me.
Maybe I'll understand.

490
00:22:15,475 --> 00:22:18,745
Well, I was the mom.

491
00:22:18,812 --> 00:22:21,581
She couldn't keep a job.

492
00:22:21,649 --> 00:22:23,116
She'd spend
all her money on pills.

493
00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:24,751
I had to get a job.

494
00:22:24,818 --> 00:22:27,337
Double shifts,
just to keep the power on.

495
00:22:27,421 --> 00:22:29,822
Keep food in the house.

496
00:22:29,874 --> 00:22:32,525
I couldn't tell you how many
times she nearly O.D. ed

497
00:22:32,593 --> 00:22:35,495
and I had to clean her up
and put her in bed.

498
00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:40,667
So I decided, if I was
gonna be the grown-up,

499
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,519
I'd rather do it
on my own terms.

500
00:22:51,028 --> 00:22:53,679
Your mom knows
she messed up.

501
00:22:53,731 --> 00:22:56,065
She's determined
not to do it again.

502
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:57,917
Yeah.

503
00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:59,285
And she'll feel that way,

504
00:22:59,353 --> 00:23:00,970
right up until
things get too tough

505
00:23:01,038 --> 00:23:02,622
and she has to start
using again.

506
00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,583
Do you think
people can change?

507
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,718
No.

508
00:23:15,803 --> 00:23:17,887
But I don't think that's
gonna change your opinion,

509
00:23:17,972 --> 00:23:20,757
because...
people don't change.

510
00:23:24,595 --> 00:23:25,812
Stop.

511
00:23:25,879 --> 00:23:27,947
Is that an ulcer?
Yeah, it is.

512
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,382
But we haven't
reached the stomach yet.

513
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,251
I'm still high
in the esophagus.

514
00:23:31,318 --> 00:23:32,852
Means it's not
Zollinger-Ellison.

515
00:23:34,554 --> 00:23:36,189
Ulcer's bleeding.

516
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,492
We need to lavage before
she drowns in her own blood.

517
00:23:43,402 --> 00:23:45,036
Cauterized the ulcer,
stopped the bleeding.

518
00:23:45,104 --> 00:23:46,914
Compromised immune system
from living on the street

519
00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,513
could have made her
susceptible to HPV.

520
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,176
HPV was covered
on the STD panel.

521
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,104
She's negative.

522
00:23:51,105 --> 00:23:53,072
What if she didn't
get this from being homeless?

523
00:23:53,273 --> 00:23:54,607
What if she got it
from her mom?

524
00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:56,809
I'm assuming you're thinking
something genetic, because—

525
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,244
I'm thinking addiction.

526
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:00,646
Alcohol-induced
esophagitis.

527
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,598
Explains esophageal ulcers
and her other symptoms.

528
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,200
If only
it would explain

529
00:24:04,267 --> 00:24:05,601
why we've never
seen her drunk,

530
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:06,935
drinking, or detoxing.

531
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,621
Her blood pressure's
been elevated.

532
00:24:08,705 --> 00:24:09,605
Could be the DTs.

533
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:10,956
It's been mildly elevated.

534
00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:12,441
Mildly elevated BP

535
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,960
could put her at risk
of a Berry aneurysm.

536
00:24:15,045 --> 00:24:16,879
Weak blood vessel
in the brain

537
00:24:16,946 --> 00:24:18,831
gets pounded on
by elevated BP,

538
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:21,751
causes it to expand
and contract.

539
00:24:21,818 --> 00:24:23,853
Causes the symptoms
to come and go.

540
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,921
CT didn't show any signs
of an aneurysm.

541
00:24:25,972 --> 00:24:27,973
Did I mention
they come and go?

542
00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:29,759
Much as your presence
may cause

543
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:31,644
objects to become
engorged with blood,

544
00:24:31,728 --> 00:24:34,313
sometimes aneurysms
just aren't in the mood.

545
00:24:34,398 --> 00:24:35,231
Alcoholism
and Berry aneurysm

546
00:24:35,298 --> 00:24:36,816
are both valid theories.

547
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,317
I think we should discuss this
with the patient and her mom.

548
00:24:38,402 --> 00:24:39,819
Why? We discussed it
right here.

549
00:24:39,903 --> 00:24:41,487
Go tell 'em she needs
a cerebral angiogram

550
00:24:41,571 --> 00:24:42,822
to locate the aneurysm,

551
00:24:42,906 --> 00:24:45,441
then surgery to repair.

552
00:24:47,477 --> 00:24:48,611
Brain surgery?

553
00:24:48,678 --> 00:24:50,446
When?

554
00:24:50,497 --> 00:24:52,765
We booked the O.R.
for an hour from now.

555
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:56,752
And Dr. House is sure
that's what she has?

556
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:58,153
He's confident
in the diagnosis.

557
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,155
It's consistent with
all of her symptoms.

558
00:25:01,991 --> 00:25:04,460
But you don't buy it.

559
00:25:04,511 --> 00:25:05,994
No.

560
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,664
I think your symptoms
are the result

561
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:11,166
of alcohol abuse.

562
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,469
But I'm not—
I'm not an alcoholic.

563
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,337
You came to the hospital
with beer in your pocket.

564
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,972
We found more alcohol
at your house.

565
00:25:17,023 --> 00:25:18,391
Yeah, I use booze
as payment.

566
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,459
I have an occasional beer
with my friends.

567
00:25:20,527 --> 00:25:22,678
That doesn't mean
I have a problem.

568
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:27,650
I want the surgery.

569
00:25:27,717 --> 00:25:30,386
Actually,
it's your mom's decision.

570
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,561
I'm not an addict.

571
00:25:38,628 --> 00:25:40,796
That's what I always
said to you, Callie,

572
00:25:40,847 --> 00:25:43,532
but I had a problem—
I'm nothing like you!

573
00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:50,089
Tell them to do the surgery.

574
00:25:54,611 --> 00:25:57,146
I need a few minutes
to think.

575
00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:04,753
The patient asked me
what I thought.

576
00:26:04,821 --> 00:26:07,156
I pay you to think
inside this room.

577
00:26:07,207 --> 00:26:08,791
Outside this room,
I pay you to parrot.

578
00:26:08,842 --> 00:26:10,793
It's her choice.
She has the right to know!

579
00:26:10,844 --> 00:26:12,428
It's a medical choice

580
00:26:12,495 --> 00:26:13,429
that you turned
into an extension

581
00:26:13,496 --> 00:26:15,214
of your baggage and hers.

582
00:26:15,298 --> 00:26:17,183
You told the mom something
you want to believe

583
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:18,467
because you
don't want to believe

584
00:26:18,518 --> 00:26:20,352
that this girl might be
doing fine parent-free.

585
00:26:20,437 --> 00:26:21,971
Which also happens to be
what the mom wants to believe.

586
00:26:22,022 --> 00:26:23,439
You think she wants
to feel responsible

587
00:26:23,506 --> 00:26:24,974
for her daughter's illness?

588
00:26:25,025 --> 00:26:27,009
That woman sees everything to do
with her daughter through...

589
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:29,111
Guilt-colored glasses.

590
00:26:29,179 --> 00:26:30,846
It's all her fault.

591
00:26:37,654 --> 00:26:40,406
House...

592
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:42,625
Don't... bully her.

593
00:26:42,692 --> 00:26:45,294
She's overwhelmed enough.

594
00:26:45,361 --> 00:26:46,462
Well, it's nothing compared
to how she's gonna feel

595
00:26:46,529 --> 00:26:48,164
when her daughter dies
from the aneurysm

596
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,665
she decided not to treat.

597
00:27:08,985 --> 00:27:11,987
You must be Dr. House.

598
00:27:12,055 --> 00:27:13,689
I save my appearances

599
00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,691
for when parents are on
the brink of doing something

600
00:27:15,742 --> 00:27:18,327
incredibly stupid.

601
00:27:19,746 --> 00:27:21,697
Your daughter has
a Berry aneurysm.

602
00:27:21,748 --> 00:27:23,666
She needs surgery.

603
00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:25,751
What she does not need
is you making this

604
00:27:25,835 --> 00:27:28,954
or any other decision.

605
00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:30,756
Well, I can't just

606
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,041
leave this up to her.

607
00:27:32,092 --> 00:27:33,209
Then leave it up to me,

608
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,711
and just leave.

609
00:27:35,762 --> 00:27:37,246
Ohh.

610
00:27:37,297 --> 00:27:40,299
I'm not gonna
abandon my daughter.

611
00:27:40,383 --> 00:27:42,651
She hates you.

612
00:27:46,923 --> 00:27:48,224
It's actually not
such a big deal.

613
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,025
There's plenty of kids
who hate their parents.

614
00:27:50,093 --> 00:27:55,064
What makes it a big deal
is that she should hate you.

615
00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:57,983
Playing the biology card
doesn't change anything

616
00:27:58,068 --> 00:27:59,485
except where she lives.

617
00:27:59,569 --> 00:28:02,154
Your daughter is better off
without you.

618
00:28:02,239 --> 00:28:05,624
So... let her be
better off without you.

619
00:28:11,281 --> 00:28:13,115
I'm gonna
do the surgery.

620
00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:15,634
I'll take the fallout
from Social Services.

621
00:28:35,488 --> 00:28:36,822
Dr. House!

622
00:28:44,914 --> 00:28:48,317
My daughter's care
is my choice.

623
00:28:48,368 --> 00:28:50,619
And so is this.

624
00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:52,788
Treat her
for alcoholism.

625
00:28:58,545 --> 00:28:59,561
Peek-a-boo!

626
00:28:59,629 --> 00:29:00,763
Why would Anita

627
00:29:00,830 --> 00:29:02,765
tell her husband
about our affair?

628
00:29:02,832 --> 00:29:04,800
Probably just
got sick of lying.

629
00:29:04,851 --> 00:29:06,201
Look at it this way.

630
00:29:06,269 --> 00:29:09,555
Now the sex is both
commitment- and guilt-free.

631
00:29:09,639 --> 00:29:12,474
And men love
commitment-free sex.

632
00:29:12,525 --> 00:29:14,360
Yes, they do.

633
00:29:14,444 --> 00:29:15,644
Oh, yes, they do!

634
00:29:18,565 --> 00:29:20,983
They're gonna
find out eventually.

635
00:29:21,034 --> 00:29:22,517
Peek-a-boo!

636
00:29:22,569 --> 00:29:24,036
Peek-a-boo!

637
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,904
How do you keep doing
the same thing over and over

638
00:29:25,989 --> 00:29:27,389
with the same level
of enthusiasm?

639
00:29:27,457 --> 00:29:29,875
First off, be a decent,
empathetic person.

640
00:29:31,494 --> 00:29:32,378
This is what you
said you wanted,

641
00:29:32,462 --> 00:29:33,362
but you're
actually more upset

642
00:29:33,413 --> 00:29:34,580
now that
her husband knows.

643
00:29:34,664 --> 00:29:36,498
- 'Cause I'm hurting him.
- You always were.

644
00:29:36,549 --> 00:29:37,633
Yeah, but he didn't
know that.

645
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,585
Which means
he wasn't really hurt.

646
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:41,754
Yeah, I know
it's a rationalization,

647
00:29:41,838 --> 00:29:42,755
but it went a long way

648
00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:44,223
to making me feel...

649
00:29:44,307 --> 00:29:45,674
A little less guilty
about seeing her.

650
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,642
Looks like
you're gonna need

651
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:48,177
a bigger rationalization.

652
00:29:48,228 --> 00:29:49,945
Ahh... Peek-a-boo!

653
00:29:50,013 --> 00:29:52,681
Peek-a-boo!

654
00:29:54,384 --> 00:29:56,352
Social Services report
came in on your mom.

655
00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,486
Ah, let me guess.

656
00:29:57,553 --> 00:29:59,822
She passed
with flying colors.

657
00:29:59,889 --> 00:30:01,774
She always does.

658
00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:05,411
I think she might
make it this time.

659
00:30:07,330 --> 00:30:08,664
House left a bottle
of Vicodin

660
00:30:08,731 --> 00:30:10,332
to see if
she'd steal it.

661
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,700
She gave it back.

662
00:30:16,339 --> 00:30:18,240
You could at least
let her sleep in the room.

663
00:30:18,308 --> 00:30:21,710
She could have listened to me
about my drinking.

664
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,262
I mean, even if you are
right about it,

665
00:30:23,346 --> 00:30:25,013
why take your word
over mine?

666
00:30:25,081 --> 00:30:27,416
I'm her daughter.

667
00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:29,301
Because it...

668
00:30:29,386 --> 00:30:31,353
She's your mom.

669
00:30:31,421 --> 00:30:34,256
And, for the first time,
she's acting like it.

670
00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:40,863
It's a little late
for that.

671
00:30:43,366 --> 00:30:44,599
Good night.

672
00:31:02,391 --> 00:31:03,171
Morning!

673
00:31:03,172 --> 00:31:04,939
I heard you went
head-to-head with the mom.

674
00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:06,391
Not for your reasons.

675
00:31:06,475 --> 00:31:07,675
You're protecting
the girl.

676
00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:09,027
I'm protecting
my diagnosis.

677
00:31:09,111 --> 00:31:10,278
And you tested her—

678
00:31:10,345 --> 00:31:11,479
see if you could
get her back on drugs

679
00:31:11,530 --> 00:31:12,647
and out of her
daughter's life.

680
00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:14,849
That was to show Adams
that mommie dearest

681
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,151
hadn't changed.

682
00:31:16,202 --> 00:31:19,287
I'm taking a principled stand
against idealism.

683
00:31:19,354 --> 00:31:22,123
Your patient's stable?

684
00:31:22,191 --> 00:31:24,025
Well, maybe Adams
was right.

685
00:31:24,076 --> 00:31:25,794
The illness
is alcohol-related.

686
00:31:25,861 --> 00:31:27,128
Well, I hope so,

687
00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:28,913
considering it's what
we're treating her for.

688
00:31:28,998 --> 00:31:31,549
You—you hope
you're wrong

689
00:31:31,634 --> 00:31:34,219
for the sake
of the patient?

690
00:31:34,303 --> 00:31:35,870
I hope that I'm right

691
00:31:35,921 --> 00:31:39,207
but the aneurism bursts
without killing her.

692
00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:40,642
Call me a softie.

693
00:31:42,311 --> 00:31:44,929
Or the mom agrees
to an autopsy

694
00:31:45,014 --> 00:31:46,264
so I can prove it.

695
00:31:52,405 --> 00:31:54,839
Your patients love you
because you're empathetic.

696
00:31:56,609 --> 00:31:58,927
I also have kind eyes.

697
00:31:58,994 --> 00:32:00,361
Why are you here?

698
00:32:00,413 --> 00:32:02,063
But you don't love
all your patients?

699
00:32:03,816 --> 00:32:05,083
Of course not.

700
00:32:05,151 --> 00:32:07,735
I'll—I'll bet
some of them bore you.

701
00:32:07,787 --> 00:32:09,704
Dull people
get cancer too.

702
00:32:09,772 --> 00:32:11,039
Why are you here?

703
00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:12,841
But you... fake
an interest in them

704
00:32:12,908 --> 00:32:14,509
because you needed to,
right?

705
00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:15,593
And if you do it
long enough,

706
00:32:15,678 --> 00:32:16,845
it becomes real?

707
00:32:16,912 --> 00:32:18,430
Well, no,

708
00:32:18,514 --> 00:32:21,349
because the interest
isn't fake.

709
00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:23,284
Really?

710
00:32:23,352 --> 00:32:26,554
Because you realize
they're not dull.

711
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:28,640
It was just your
misinterpretation of them.

712
00:32:28,724 --> 00:32:32,260
I just haven't found a way
to make them interesting yet.

713
00:32:32,328 --> 00:32:33,728
It's all about
common ground.

714
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:36,197
You found one thing
you both like or hate.

715
00:32:36,265 --> 00:32:37,431
John Woo movies,

716
00:32:37,483 --> 00:32:39,717
romance novels, kale.

717
00:32:43,205 --> 00:32:45,156
Sometimes, the best way
to connect with someone

718
00:32:45,241 --> 00:32:47,742
is stop thinking about them
and focus on yourself.

719
00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:52,580
Wh—uhh.
What is this about?

720
00:32:52,648 --> 00:32:55,383
Not everything
has an agenda.

721
00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:56,301
See ya.

722
00:33:01,724 --> 00:33:04,058
I told him because
it was the right thing to do.

723
00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:05,176
Right.

724
00:33:05,261 --> 00:33:07,812
This doesn't change
anything between us.

725
00:33:07,897 --> 00:33:10,632
It sort of does for me.

726
00:33:12,268 --> 00:33:13,685
Y-you want to stop
seeing each other?

727
00:33:13,769 --> 00:33:15,670
No.

728
00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:19,874
I was thinking...

729
00:33:19,942 --> 00:33:23,161
Maybe you could tell
your husband that we did.

730
00:33:23,245 --> 00:33:26,080
And then go back
to sneaking around

731
00:33:26,148 --> 00:33:27,115
behind his back?

732
00:33:27,183 --> 00:33:29,483
Yes.

733
00:33:29,535 --> 00:33:31,986
Why would you
want to do that?

734
00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:34,422
I don't know.
I...

735
00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:37,292
This just feels...

736
00:33:37,343 --> 00:33:39,294
Wrong.

737
00:33:42,565 --> 00:33:44,566
I th—I think I'm gonna go.

738
00:34:02,684 --> 00:34:04,485
Ohh, God.

739
00:34:04,537 --> 00:34:07,455
We thought it was
the salt pork.

740
00:34:07,522 --> 00:34:09,707
But all the menfolk
been eatin' it,

741
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:12,026
and we the only ones
that's sick.

742
00:34:21,170 --> 00:34:23,221
Which one of you
is the cheap bastard?

743
00:34:25,174 --> 00:34:26,874
Your uniforms.

744
00:34:26,926 --> 00:34:29,043
They're not wool.
They're polyester.

745
00:34:29,094 --> 00:34:30,645
Cheap polyester.

746
00:34:30,712 --> 00:34:32,013
Which gets processed
with a heavy metal

747
00:34:32,064 --> 00:34:33,398
called antimony.

748
00:34:33,482 --> 00:34:35,400
You wear badly processed
polyester

749
00:34:35,484 --> 00:34:37,235
all day and night
for days and nights,

750
00:34:37,319 --> 00:34:38,570
you get
antimony poisoning

751
00:34:38,654 --> 00:34:40,521
which caused your diarrhea

752
00:34:40,573 --> 00:34:43,224
and your numbness
in your hands.

753
00:34:43,275 --> 00:34:44,943
And your
collective vomiting.

754
00:34:46,779 --> 00:34:49,280
Polyester uniforms?

755
00:34:49,365 --> 00:34:51,282
I was being authentic.

756
00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:53,251
With polyester uniforms?

757
00:34:53,335 --> 00:34:55,503
The Confederacy gave men
$21 every six months—

758
00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:57,571
- You poisoned us both.
- At least I have principles.

759
00:34:57,623 --> 00:34:59,123
Because they
don't cost anything.

760
00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:00,574
Brother against brother.

761
00:35:00,626 --> 00:35:02,176
Now, that is authentic.

762
00:35:17,109 --> 00:35:18,359
I know you don't
want me here,

763
00:35:18,427 --> 00:35:20,828
but, um...

764
00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:22,897
They had banana muffins
downstairs.

765
00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:29,120
Reminded me of our
St. Pete's trip.

766
00:35:29,204 --> 00:35:31,105
Remember?

767
00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:33,491
We used to walk
and get some

768
00:35:33,575 --> 00:35:34,909
every morning at that bakery.

769
00:35:38,297 --> 00:35:39,180
I guess.

770
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,075
Were you high
on that trip?

771
00:35:55,347 --> 00:35:59,434
Not when
we were together.

772
00:35:59,485 --> 00:36:03,237
I used to wait
until you went to bed.

773
00:36:10,696 --> 00:36:12,280
You can stay.

774
00:36:12,331 --> 00:36:14,198
If you want.

775
00:36:17,486 --> 00:36:18,453
Okay.

776
00:36:27,162 --> 00:36:28,463
Mm. It's not bad.

777
00:36:32,935 --> 00:36:35,219
What's happening?

778
00:36:35,304 --> 00:36:36,938
Is this from
the alcohol treatment?

779
00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,356
I was wrong.

780
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,891
The Berry aneurysm
must have just burst.

781
00:36:44,294 --> 00:36:45,962
Temporal lobes
are clear.

782
00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:47,029
Parietal, clear.

783
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,697
Get me a micro-vascular
clip tray

784
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:49,999
as well as the occlusion.

785
00:36:50,050 --> 00:36:51,517
Check the ventricles.

786
00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:54,837
Ventricles are clear too.

787
00:36:54,888 --> 00:36:56,639
Aneurysm must have
leaked instead of burst.

788
00:36:56,707 --> 00:36:57,873
Inject the dye.

789
00:37:06,549 --> 00:37:08,901
Posterior cerebral clear.

790
00:37:08,986 --> 00:37:10,353
Vertebral clear.

791
00:37:10,404 --> 00:37:12,888
Circle of Willis
also clear.

792
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:15,941
She doesn't have
a Berry aneurysm.

793
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,950
Her BP's dropping.
Start her on pressors.

794
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,202
We gotta get her BP up

795
00:37:26,253 --> 00:37:27,370
before her organs
start shutting down.

796
00:37:27,421 --> 00:37:30,589
Adams... with me.

797
00:37:30,674 --> 00:37:32,875
Pressors will only
give us a couple hours, Max.

798
00:37:32,926 --> 00:37:34,210
What causes
breathing issues,

799
00:37:34,261 --> 00:37:35,711
bleeding issues,
paralysis,

800
00:37:35,762 --> 00:37:37,129
loss of consciousness?

801
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,547
What are we missing?

802
00:37:38,598 --> 00:37:39,799
That's everything bad
that's happened.

803
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,017
What about
the good stuff?

804
00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:43,269
You mean like we should
be more optimistic?

805
00:37:43,353 --> 00:37:45,254
She got a little better
when we put her on steroids,

806
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,555
which can attack
tumor cells.

807
00:37:46,606 --> 00:37:48,057
Maybe she has cancer.

808
00:37:48,108 --> 00:37:51,227
No hypercalcemia,
no elevated blood proteins.

809
00:37:51,278 --> 00:37:53,195
She and her mom mentioned
a trip they took to Florida

810
00:37:53,263 --> 00:37:55,281
a couple years ago—
what about dengue fever?

811
00:37:55,365 --> 00:37:56,532
Cholera?

812
00:37:56,599 --> 00:37:57,733
Great ideas,
if dengue fever

813
00:37:57,784 --> 00:37:59,151
or cholera laid in wait
for two years

814
00:37:59,236 --> 00:38:01,120
before suddenly...

815
00:38:12,466 --> 00:38:16,618
Did your biological daughter
go swimming in Florida?

816
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:18,804
In a lake or a pond
or an everglade?

817
00:38:18,889 --> 00:38:20,256
Uh... Yeah.

818
00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:23,625
There's a canal
near my mother's house.

819
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,594
Do you know
what's wrong with her?

820
00:38:25,645 --> 00:38:27,463
Family vacations kill.

821
00:38:28,798 --> 00:38:30,483
Come with me.

822
00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:33,302
Don't want
to explain this twice.

823
00:38:36,973 --> 00:38:38,991
You're letting in the flies.
And she needs an LVAD.

824
00:38:39,076 --> 00:38:40,776
No, she doesn't.

825
00:38:40,827 --> 00:38:43,362
Your daughter
has ascariasis.

826
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,664
It's a disease caused
by a parasitic worm

827
00:38:45,749 --> 00:38:48,250
found in feces.

828
00:38:48,318 --> 00:38:50,035
Animals use the canal
as a potty,

829
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,505
the eggs from the feces
ended up in Callie's intestines

830
00:38:52,589 --> 00:38:54,540
when she went swimming...

831
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:55,708
Where they hung out,

832
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,460
quietly and asymptomatically,

833
00:38:57,511 --> 00:38:59,845
biding their time till,
somewhere along the way,

834
00:38:59,930 --> 00:39:01,430
they got knocked loose.

835
00:39:01,498 --> 00:39:03,999
Maybe a dive
in volleyball practice

836
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:06,385
or maybe she slipped
on her way into a soup kitchen.

837
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:07,803
But once they hatched,

838
00:39:07,854 --> 00:39:09,438
the worms got to work
on her lungs,

839
00:39:09,506 --> 00:39:11,357
her ear,
the nerves in her legs.

840
00:39:11,441 --> 00:39:13,809
The worms got agitated
by the steroids we gave her,

841
00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:16,362
which started them on their
journey to the esophagus

842
00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:19,615
and, ultimately,
to the heart.

843
00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:21,867
A few pills
of Mebendazole...

844
00:39:21,952 --> 00:39:23,486
She'll be fine.

845
00:39:32,529 --> 00:39:34,046
She's feeling much better.

846
00:39:34,131 --> 00:39:35,164
Walking on her own.

847
00:39:35,215 --> 00:39:36,415
Getting along
with her mother?

848
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,134
As long as I keep
bringing her muffins.

849
00:39:40,053 --> 00:39:41,137
Did someone come

850
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,755
take her for a test?

851
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:19,758
Callie agrees with you...

852
00:40:19,843 --> 00:40:21,743
That people don't change.

853
00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:24,430
She said when her mom
slips again,

854
00:40:24,514 --> 00:40:25,747
she didn't want
to be there.

855
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,968
She'd rather remember her
like she is now.

856
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,352
Smart girl.

857
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,089
You got the ending
you wanted.

858
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,608
'Cause I was only looking
to solve the case,

859
00:40:35,692 --> 00:40:38,527
not their lives.

860
00:40:38,595 --> 00:40:40,479
Now, I don't care
if the people who work for me

861
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:41,730
are screwed up.

862
00:40:41,781 --> 00:40:43,599
In fact,
I even encourage it.

863
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,901
But absolution?

864
00:40:45,952 --> 00:40:47,820
You do that
on your own time.

865
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,957
Or not at all.

866
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:54,493
'Cause... Clearly,
you suck at it.

867
00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:10,676
There.

868
00:41:31,498 --> 00:41:33,949
This is Aaron Rodgers.

869
00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:37,886
Wow, 127
quarterback rating.

870
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:40,122
You know what sound
he makes?

871
00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:42,291
Grrrrr!

872
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:49,715
Okay. Oy!

873
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,100
Um...

874
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,103
This...

875
00:41:54,170 --> 00:41:55,938
is Terrell Owens.

876
00:41:56,005 --> 00:41:58,307
People call him "T.O."

877
00:41:58,358 --> 00:41:59,725
Do you know what sound
he makes?

878
00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,277
Wah!

879
00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:02,511
Wah!

880
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,480
Wah! Wah! Wah!

881
00:42:08,535 --> 00:42:10,686
This is Mark Sanchez.

882
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,705
Do you know what sound
people make about him?

883
00:42:12,789 --> 00:42:14,490
Pffftt!

884
00:42:20,046 --> 00:42:23,332
Working late?

885
00:42:23,383 --> 00:42:26,468
Husband have her tonight?

886
00:42:26,536 --> 00:42:28,921
And every night.

887
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,256
She broke it off.

888
00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:33,342
It's for the best.

889
00:42:33,393 --> 00:42:35,761
I'm not really
an affair guy after all.

890
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,847
Sure you are, buddy.

891
00:42:38,898 --> 00:42:41,317
You just lost interest once
it stopped being an affair.

892
00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:42,884
That's why
you're relieved.

893
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,237
But don't worry—
it's not gonna end here.

894
00:42:45,322 --> 00:42:48,824
You'll just have to get your
adrenaline fix somewhere else.

895
00:42:48,891 --> 00:42:49,908
When that doesn't
do it anymore,

896
00:42:49,993 --> 00:42:51,243
then you'll just...

897
00:42:51,328 --> 00:42:52,411
escalate things somehow.

898
00:42:54,581 --> 00:42:56,699
At least, that's
what I've been told.

899
00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:01,120
I'm not like you, House.

900
00:43:03,106 --> 00:43:05,341
True... No limp.

901
00:43:05,366 --> 00:43:09,366
== sync, corrected by elderman ==