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Keep breathing.

2
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Nice and slow.

3
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Now, the first
couple of shots

4
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will show you
if the sights are off

5
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or the barrel's bent.

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Let me make this
real easy for you.

7
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The sights are off
and the barrel's bent.

8
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Mm, you're off
to the left about an inch.

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That's it.
Shoot around the star.

10
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Not at it.

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Yes!
Yeah! You did it!

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I didn't.

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You just won your girlfriend
a Teddy bear.

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Cool. Hey, which one
you think she'd like best?

15
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And then Thursday night,
this physicist

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is giving a lecture
in Brooklyn.

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It's about time travel
and the grandfather paradox.

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I don't know
if you're busy...

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Okay, Henry.
Henry... Um...

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Can we talk for a second?

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Yeah.

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I'm really happy
that we've been

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hanging out so much.

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Yeah, I—
I like you too. Heh.

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Can you put down the bear?

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Henry...

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What?

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I can't.

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I know.

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You have a girlfriend.

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It's just...

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She never seems...

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to want to do anything
with you.

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Are you crying?

35
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No, I have allergies.

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I must just be,
like, tearing up.

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Henry, I think
that's blood.

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What? I—it...

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Oh!

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== sync, corrected by elderman & MakiVano ==

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and he's not
vampire Bill.

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Go!

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Should we ask?

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Nope!

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What, her?

46
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Yeah, my favorite

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companion is retiring
from "companning."

48
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So I'm interviewing
replacements.

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Thank you...

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Butterscotch.

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Is that a family name?

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How long are you gonna be
using the office for sex games?

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Just so I can
plan my day.

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Sex and work?

55
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I'm not a savage.

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I asked for a cappuccino.

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That's what this is.

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No, a cappuccino's got
a nice, stiff foam on it.

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This is wetter than...

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Oh...
almost slipped there.

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Well, thank you,

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Ms. Scotch,

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but poor foaming's
a deal breaker.

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Could you ask the next
candidate to come in?

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Initial exam showed
no sign of trauma

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or subconjunctival
hemorrhage.

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Lymphocytosis?

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ALC's in normal range,

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but it's in the high end
of normal.

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Take a seat, Fawn.

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And tell me, what's your
favorite Woody Allen movie?

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Annie Hall.

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You're interviewing hookers

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but not gonna
talk to them about sex?

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Sex is a given.

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They're hookers.

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Defend your choice.

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It's the most popular.

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Ohh... that's so close.

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We would have accepted,
"Diane Keaton looks great

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in suits," or,
"it's a trenchant commentary

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on today's mores,"
or, "I needed the eggs."

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Thanks for your interest.

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To get the gig,
call girl—

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sorry, call woman—

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needs a combination of skills
that I find useful/entertaining

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for the remaining 57 minutes
of the hour I paid for.

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Lymphocytosis works.

89
00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:04,074
Maybe we should take
another look at the blood.

90
00:04:04,142 --> 00:04:06,610
Could also be
cavernous sinus thrombosis.

91
00:04:06,661 --> 00:04:08,412
Clot builds up pressure
at the base of the brain.

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Rerun the patient's
blood panel

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and get a CT venogram
of his head.

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Let's see which one of you
is right.

95
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How are you
with small appliance repair?

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Uh, this cavernous sinus thing,

97
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is it dangerous?

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If Henry's got it,

99
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we can treat it
with a combo

100
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of drugs and surgery.

101
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Success rate
is over 70%.

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Do you want me
to call Amy again?

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No, it's fine.

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Amy's his girlfriend.

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I'm the neighbor.

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I did leave a message
at their number.

107
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Do you wanna
try her cell?

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Be here for a few
more hours at least.

109
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Oh, she doesn't have one.
She worries about radiation.

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I could stop by
on my way home.

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She knows
who I am, right?

112
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You don't need to,
but thanks.

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Good luck.

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Okay.

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Have you ever paid for sex?

116
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Every guy who's ever seen
a Merchant Ivory movie

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has paid for sex.

118
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No.

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It just...

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seems too demeaning
to women.

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Given the things you've
done to women,

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that seems arbitrary.

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You're Chi Park, right?

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Who's asking?

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Uh, you called about
my guitar flyer.

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You're Micah.
This guy's selling

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a 1974 Gibson SG
standard in tobacco

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for $1,250.

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Yeah, actually,
I came in to tell you

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I already sold it.

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Sorry.

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Oh, um...

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Thanks anyway.

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Blood panel results
seem pretty much the same

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as before,
and that guy likes you.

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Maybe we should check
for diabetes.

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Could weaken
conjunctival vessels.

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And shut up.

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If I'm wrong,
then why is he coming back?

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My band is rehearsing
tomorrow night.

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You should come by
and jam with us.

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That... sounds fun.

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I'll think about it.

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Great. Call me.

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Park has a boyfriend.

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I'll break your face.

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This is the talent portion
of the interview.

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Okay.

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You like cards.

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But you can juggle.

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I fail to see how this would be
of benefit to you.

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What if I'm busy?

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Have you got anything else?

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Sure.

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CT showed no clots
or malformations.

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Park and Taub ruled out
lymphocytosis and diabetes.

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Well, since you have
nothing of relevance

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to report, I assume
that you're here

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to toss your panties
in the ring.

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Patient's got
a mysterious girlfriend

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he really wants to see.

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She's unreachable by phone,

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and the neighbor's
never even seen her.

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What do you think?

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He's gay.

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I think he's a junkie.

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The girlfriend is a fix.

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The guy's inhaling glue.

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Can you repair a blender?

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00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,874
Can you bite me?

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Go search the patient's home.

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Well, thank you, ladies.

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I've seen a lot of very
talented candidates.

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Got a tough decision
the next few days.

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This is the part I hate.

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Well... this is not
exactly a crack den.

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Doesn't exactly look like
a woman lives here, either.

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"To Amy.

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I love you."

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Okay. She exists.

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Doesn't mean
he's not a drug addict.

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It's good you're playing it
cool with House.

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Once he gets a rise
out of someone...

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Yeah, I'm not crazy about
the whole hooker thing,

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but I get it.

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Other than the fact

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00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:04,348
that it's exploitative
and dangerous for women,

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00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:07,484
you get what you need without
any of the emotional baggage.

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00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:10,104
You're not seeing
anyone, I take it.

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00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:12,389
I've been volunteering
at the Trenton Free Clinic.

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Keeps me busy.

192
00:08:13,741 --> 00:08:16,743
You volunteer every night
and every weekend?

193
00:08:16,828 --> 00:08:18,245
No time to grab dinner?

194
00:08:18,329 --> 00:08:19,613
What's more important—

195
00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:21,365
making small talk
over ravioli

196
00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,900
or helping people
who are less fortunate?

197
00:08:23,952 --> 00:08:24,952
With that rationale,

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none of us
should ever eat again.

199
00:08:26,287 --> 00:08:29,072
Let's just say
I'm not hungry right now.

200
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Oh, God...

201
00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:36,597
I don't think
she's breathing.

202
00:08:36,681 --> 00:08:39,133
Do you think
she OD'd?

203
00:08:39,217 --> 00:08:40,634
That or he killed her.

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Pulse?

205
00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,590
No.

206
00:08:46,641 --> 00:08:47,808
I'll call the coroner.

207
00:08:47,892 --> 00:08:50,110
I don't think that's
gonna be necessary.

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00:08:53,281 --> 00:08:55,599
This one works
in financial district.

209
00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:57,401
She can get tips,
give you leg up in market.

210
00:08:58,953 --> 00:09:00,737
What is "fudgey Gonzalez"?

211
00:09:00,788 --> 00:09:04,825
Uh, imagine
a "vanilla Gonzalez,"

212
00:09:04,909 --> 00:09:06,944
but from the other side.

213
00:09:14,719 --> 00:09:16,620
I'm about to make
a decision,

214
00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:18,955
but there's still time for you
to sneak under the wire.

215
00:09:19,007 --> 00:09:20,140
My favorite
Woody Allen movie

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00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:21,358
is Melinda and Melinda.

217
00:09:21,426 --> 00:09:24,461
Our patient is not a junkie,

218
00:09:24,512 --> 00:09:27,064
but he does have a girlfriend.

219
00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,101
I call her my "girlfriend"
because people understand that.

220
00:09:38,584 --> 00:09:39,717
If I explained it,

221
00:09:39,768 --> 00:09:41,319
they'd just think
I was a weirdo.

222
00:09:41,386 --> 00:09:44,722
We're not here
to judge anyone's fetish.

223
00:09:44,773 --> 00:09:45,773
I'm not a pervert.

224
00:09:45,858 --> 00:09:47,859
It's not like
I'm more attracted

225
00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:49,861
to dolls than humans.

226
00:09:49,912 --> 00:09:51,612
So you don't have sex
with her?

227
00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:54,749
It's not just about that.

228
00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:58,319
Does the doll talk to you?

229
00:09:58,387 --> 00:10:00,788
I know she's not
a real person.

230
00:10:00,873 --> 00:10:03,374
In a lot of ways,
she's better than a person.

231
00:10:03,425 --> 00:10:05,626
I can tell her things,
and she won't

232
00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:08,078
argue with me
or make fun of me.

233
00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:09,747
I come home every night,

234
00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,516
and I know
she'll be there waiting.

235
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,151
So is your toaster.

236
00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,755
No one in the world
has an emotional attachment

237
00:10:17,806 --> 00:10:19,557
to a toaster.

238
00:10:19,608 --> 00:10:22,527
But a lot of people
are willing to spend $7,000

239
00:10:22,594 --> 00:10:24,896
on women like Amy.

240
00:10:24,963 --> 00:10:26,981
Have you ever tried
an actual—

241
00:10:27,065 --> 00:10:28,649
Yeah, I'm 35.

242
00:10:28,734 --> 00:10:32,537
I've been in relationships.
Just none of them fulfilled me.

243
00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:34,405
And one day,
I saw this website,

244
00:10:34,456 --> 00:10:38,776
and... maybe the perfect woman's
out there somewhere,

245
00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:42,263
but it's not worth
going through

246
00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:45,082
what it would take
to find her.

247
00:10:46,301 --> 00:10:47,802
Amy makes me happy.

248
00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:51,088
You're sweating.

249
00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,957
It's sort
of hot in here.

250
00:10:53,008 --> 00:10:55,343
Not that hot.

251
00:10:57,029 --> 00:10:58,462
Bleeding plus
two new symptoms:

252
00:10:58,514 --> 00:11:00,148
Fever and neurological.

253
00:11:00,232 --> 00:11:01,732
I'm not sure about
that last one.

254
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,018
I think he's just... weird.

255
00:11:04,102 --> 00:11:05,319
He wasn't hallucinating.

256
00:11:05,404 --> 00:11:07,071
He didn't have
a thought disorder.

257
00:11:07,138 --> 00:11:08,739
And you don't think
it's "disordered" to talk to—

258
00:11:08,807 --> 00:11:09,857
It's not all that different

259
00:11:09,942 --> 00:11:12,326
from talking to your cat
or a Teddy bear.

260
00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:15,029
You don't have sex
with your cat or Teddy bear.

261
00:11:15,113 --> 00:11:16,664
If you did,

262
00:11:16,748 --> 00:11:19,367
you'd probably talk
to them more.

263
00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,752
Guy loves an imaginary being

264
00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,621
who's never going
to respond to him.

265
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:26,757
He's no crazier than
millions of churchgoers.

266
00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:30,211
You think anything off
about any patient is a symptom.

267
00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:31,879
This guy buys flowers.

268
00:11:31,964 --> 00:11:34,832
Real flowers for
a piece of plastic in a dress.

269
00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:36,884
You know
what's really crazy?

270
00:11:36,969 --> 00:11:39,437
Living with a human being.

271
00:11:39,504 --> 00:11:41,939
Someone with
opinions and feelings.

272
00:11:42,007 --> 00:11:44,141
Gets mad just 'cause
you want to take Salsa classes

273
00:11:44,193 --> 00:11:45,776
with them one night a week.

274
00:11:45,844 --> 00:11:46,844
One night.

275
00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:48,696
He's just running away.

276
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:49,947
He hangs out with a doll,

277
00:11:50,015 --> 00:11:51,983
he never needs
to fear rejection.

278
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:53,150
It's sad.

279
00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:54,952
You do understand
the irony here?

280
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,787
Every person in this room
has a sex doll.

281
00:11:56,855 --> 00:11:58,122
At least the patient
has the stones

282
00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:00,190
to be honest about it.

283
00:12:00,242 --> 00:12:01,209
Ooh, a metaphor.

284
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:02,660
What you didn't foresee
is that

285
00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:04,045
is that I actually do have
a sex doll.

286
00:12:04,129 --> 00:12:05,213
Your doll is your kids.

287
00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:07,197
Yours is your parents,

288
00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:08,532
yours is your charity.

289
00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:10,484
All excuses for not being
in a relationship.

290
00:12:10,552 --> 00:12:12,369
He's not wrong.

291
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:13,588
And you—

292
00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:15,056
I have meaningless sex
with random strangers.

293
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,224
Thanks for the insight,

294
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:17,842
but I stopped that
months ago.

295
00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:18,709
I actually had
a relationship.

296
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,544
With a patient.

297
00:12:20,596 --> 00:12:23,180
You just date whoever happens
to cross your path.

298
00:12:23,232 --> 00:12:25,716
My dating is getting
in the way of my dating?

299
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,217
You don't go looking for
the right person.

300
00:12:27,269 --> 00:12:28,853
You just shack up
with whoever's in the room,

301
00:12:28,904 --> 00:12:30,688
and then you get surprised
and/or divorced

302
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,056
when it doesn't work out.

303
00:12:32,107 --> 00:12:34,158
I'm surprised
you haven't asked Adams out yet.

304
00:12:37,228 --> 00:12:39,764
Uh, for your information,

305
00:12:39,831 --> 00:12:41,198
I've got a date tonight.

306
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,833
I'll be jamming with
a cute guy and his band.

307
00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:44,085
- You'll bail.
- He's right.

308
00:12:44,169 --> 00:12:45,453
The obvious solution
is for me to

309
00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:46,737
hand my kids over
to your parents.

310
00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:48,456
Can we stop trying to argue
the premise

311
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:49,924
and move onto figuring out
why it is

312
00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:51,626
that you're all social morons?

313
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,628
You do understand
the irony here.

314
00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:56,380
You mocking us
for avoiding relationships,

315
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,549
but you can't handle
losing your "doll."

316
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,084
Your spending
all this time and energy

317
00:13:00,135 --> 00:13:03,120
interviewing for a new one.

318
00:13:04,573 --> 00:13:07,558
You're right.
That is stupid.

319
00:13:09,611 --> 00:13:12,563
What about the patient?

320
00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:14,565
Dude's banging a sex doll.

321
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:18,369
A festering cesspool of bodily
fluids and associated bacteria.

322
00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:20,071
Swab her out
and find out which one.

323
00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:24,241
I need you.

324
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:26,127
Please don't quit.

325
00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:29,246
You're the only hooker
I know who can tune a piano.

326
00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:30,665
If it's about the money,

327
00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:33,467
then I can up you
to three nights a week.

328
00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:37,287
I'm getting married, House.

329
00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:39,223
His name's Harris.

330
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:40,975
He's a certified accountant,

331
00:13:41,059 --> 00:13:42,793
he's loves
schlocky horror movies,

332
00:13:42,844 --> 00:13:44,312
and he just moved in.

333
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:46,180
We're very happy.

334
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,484
Well, you're happy?

335
00:13:50,569 --> 00:13:52,353
Yeah, you're happy
because he doesn't know

336
00:13:52,437 --> 00:13:53,854
about your employment history.

337
00:13:53,939 --> 00:13:55,022
He knows.

338
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:56,640
We've talked about it,

339
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:58,109
and he accepts me
for who I am.

340
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,195
No. He...

341
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:02,580
If he accepted who you were,

342
00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:04,699
he would not be making
you give up your career.

343
00:14:04,783 --> 00:14:06,951
Women need
their own identities,

344
00:14:07,002 --> 00:14:08,536
their own livelihoods.

345
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:13,207
Otherwise, why was I smoking
all those Virginia Slims?

346
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,876
I know this is weird
for you,

347
00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:20,097
but you need to figure out
a way to be okay with it.

348
00:14:20,165 --> 00:14:22,383
I'll miss you, too.

349
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:50,360
I feel like the stirrups
are overkill.

350
00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:52,329
I've never done a pelvic
on a doll before.

351
00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:56,550
I'm unfamiliar
with the protocol.

352
00:14:56,635 --> 00:14:58,368
I'm pretty skeeved out
right now.

353
00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,754
I'm not gonna lie.

354
00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:00,805
What House
said back there—

355
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:02,372
House says
a lot of things.

356
00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:03,941
I don't just date
whoever shows up.

357
00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:07,011
I mean, I did meet women
in the hospital,

358
00:15:07,062 --> 00:15:08,846
but they weren't
just flings.

359
00:15:08,897 --> 00:15:10,314
Basically, you're explaining

360
00:15:10,381 --> 00:15:11,565
why you're not going
to ask me out.

361
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:12,883
That's not what I was—

362
00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:16,654
did you want me
to ask you out?

363
00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:18,739
Yeah.

364
00:15:18,824 --> 00:15:20,858
I told Park to tell Taub

365
00:15:20,909 --> 00:15:22,543
to tell House
to pass you that note.

366
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,530
It's completely clean
in there.

367
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:30,067
He said
he just bathed her.

368
00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:32,620
Adams...

369
00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,706
there's a swelling
beneath the skin...

370
00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:39,409
3-inch mass.

371
00:15:39,461 --> 00:15:41,411
Is it...

372
00:15:41,463 --> 00:15:43,597
Part of the doll's skeleton?

373
00:15:43,682 --> 00:15:45,582
It feels like a tumor.

374
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:02,426
CT showed an air-filled mass
in the doll's abdomen.

375
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:04,384
It's probably just
a chemical reaction.

376
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:07,137
Henry left her too close
to a heating pipe or something.

377
00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:08,922
This guy brushes her hair
every morning,

378
00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:10,974
brings home movies for them
to watch together.

379
00:16:11,059 --> 00:16:12,559
You think he tosses her
in a broom closet

380
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:13,927
at the end of each day?

381
00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:16,997
More likely than
it getting stomach cancer.

382
00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,865
How about clostridium?

383
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,901
Bacteria got trapped in
the airtight cavity,

384
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:22,435
produced gas...

385
00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:24,288
It doesn't explain
the neurological issue.

386
00:16:24,372 --> 00:16:25,772
We can explain that
the same way

387
00:16:25,823 --> 00:16:27,908
we explain
the tooth fairy.

388
00:16:30,078 --> 00:16:32,779
Oh, I get
to play Solomon.

389
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,665
Cut the doll open.

390
00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:36,449
We can't just destroy
the patient's property.

391
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,051
That thing cost 7 grand.

392
00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:40,120
Exactly.
Ask him for consent.

393
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,454
If he says yes,

394
00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:43,056
then we get to
go hunting bacteria.

395
00:16:43,124 --> 00:16:44,758
If he says no, there's no need
because he's crazy,

396
00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:46,643
and we need a different theory.

397
00:16:46,728 --> 00:16:47,678
See ya.

398
00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:49,763
Gotta go build a temple.

399
00:16:53,568 --> 00:16:55,535
Okay.

400
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:56,987
You sure?

401
00:16:57,071 --> 00:16:58,989
It won't be able to heal
when we're done.

402
00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:02,109
But you think she could tell you
what's wrong with me.

403
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,644
Yes.

404
00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:08,415
Okay.

405
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,044
Should we take her
to the procedure room?

406
00:17:21,129 --> 00:17:23,430
It's not a her, which means
we can do this anywhere.

407
00:17:30,772 --> 00:17:32,305
Adams...

408
00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:33,673
You can know
something's not real

409
00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:35,559
and still love it.

410
00:17:43,851 --> 00:17:48,455
I think the procedure room
might be better for this.

411
00:17:56,631 --> 00:17:58,231
You are a horrible person.

412
00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:02,636
All I need is to break up
one marriage.

413
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:04,137
You've broken up
three of your own.

414
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:07,674
You're like the Stephen Hawking
of killing relationships.

415
00:18:07,725 --> 00:18:09,009
Actually, no,
Stephen Hawking

416
00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:10,077
is the Stephen Hawking of—

417
00:18:10,144 --> 00:18:13,096
Okay.
I have work to do.

418
00:18:13,181 --> 00:18:14,598
Your computer is off.

419
00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:17,150
Sorry, I can't hear you
over my "stereo."

420
00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:18,218
Why do you assume
that marriage

421
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,821
is better than hooking?

422
00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:21,822
We don't know anything
about the guy.

423
00:18:21,889 --> 00:18:22,823
He could be
a serial killer.

424
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:24,408
Even if that were true,

425
00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:26,276
it would still be a toss-up.

426
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,561
What kind of guy
marries a hooker?

427
00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:29,830
Somebody who hires hookers.

428
00:18:29,897 --> 00:18:31,998
And someone who hires hookers

429
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,367
is not exactly
the monogamous type.

430
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:36,336
If we expose him
as a cheater...

431
00:18:36,403 --> 00:18:37,421
You're a coward.

432
00:18:37,505 --> 00:18:38,839
Would a coward
fight to the end

433
00:18:38,906 --> 00:18:42,292
to save a damsel in
soon-to-be-proved distress?

434
00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:44,511
Absolutely, if what
he's afraid of is other damsels.

435
00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:47,247
Your last relationship
failed so miserably,

436
00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,432
you ended up in jail.

437
00:18:48,516 --> 00:18:50,383
Now you're clinging
to this hooker

438
00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:52,719
when there are about
3 billion other women out there

439
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,420
who aren't call girls,

440
00:18:54,472 --> 00:18:56,256
some of whom are attractive
and intelligent,

441
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,758
one of whom is living
in your apartment

442
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,528
and is married to you!

443
00:19:04,532 --> 00:19:07,267
You're right.

444
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,069
Why am I asking you
for help?

445
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,744
You shouldn't sleep
with Chase.

446
00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:20,747
Thank, God.
You got here just in time.

447
00:19:20,798 --> 00:19:22,732
What do you have
against him?

448
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,918
Nothing,
but House has a way

449
00:19:24,969 --> 00:19:26,136
of getting
into people's heads.

450
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,587
Just like last week

451
00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:29,956
when he was prying into
your relationship with Chase?

452
00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:33,226
It was silly then,
and it's silly now.

453
00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:35,128
Why was it silly then?

454
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:38,014
I'm not 5'9" with curves
and flowing hair,

455
00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:39,966
so it's impossible for me
to get it on

456
00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:41,601
with a good-looking guy?

457
00:19:41,652 --> 00:19:43,770
Wow.
Do you resent me?

458
00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:46,606
You're the quirky,
hardworking sophomore

459
00:19:46,657 --> 00:19:49,993
and I'm the evil cheerleader
who steals boys?

460
00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:53,146
If you're not getting any,
it's not my fault.

461
00:19:58,336 --> 00:20:01,338
Should we get the one with
the panda on it or the bird?

462
00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:03,039
Good choice.

463
00:20:03,124 --> 00:20:05,509
Pandas eat only bamboo,

464
00:20:05,593 --> 00:20:08,428
they know nothing about cereal.

465
00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:14,017
Your little girl
is adorable.

466
00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:15,335
Thanks.

467
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:16,720
She keeps me very busy.

468
00:20:16,804 --> 00:20:19,105
You and her mom
must be very proud.

469
00:20:20,358 --> 00:20:25,745
Her mother...
Died in childbirth.

470
00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:05,318
Amy.

471
00:21:05,386 --> 00:21:07,387
How'd it go?

472
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,889
We're growing cultures now,

473
00:21:09,941 --> 00:21:13,276
but she looked clean,
and there was no telltale smell.

474
00:21:13,361 --> 00:21:14,911
I'm guessing the lump
was just an air bubble

475
00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:16,913
that got trapped in the mold.

476
00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:19,232
You bandaged her up.

477
00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:21,084
I threw in some stitches, too.

478
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:25,372
Just wanted to make her
look her best.

479
00:21:25,423 --> 00:21:27,457
Do you want me to put her
in her chair?

480
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,576
Henry?

481
00:21:32,713 --> 00:21:34,130
Call a code!

482
00:21:44,543 --> 00:21:46,377
You looking at
the apartment with those

483
00:21:46,444 --> 00:21:47,879
or the transit of Mercury?

484
00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:49,797
If night comes,
you'll be thanking me.

485
00:21:49,882 --> 00:21:51,749
They're seeking heat.

486
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,000
He's an accountant.

487
00:21:53,085 --> 00:21:55,052
How late do you think
he's going to party?

488
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,171
I bought jar to pee in.

489
00:21:58,674 --> 00:22:00,474
Yeah.

490
00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:01,792
We heard crackles
in Henry's lungs.

491
00:22:01,843 --> 00:22:03,394
We diuresed him,
but he still needs oxygen.

492
00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,296
Echo shows
normal heart function.

493
00:22:05,347 --> 00:22:07,481
Could be high output failure
from anemia.

494
00:22:07,566 --> 00:22:08,766
Hematocrit was rock normal.

495
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,234
What is this? Mushroom?

496
00:22:10,302 --> 00:22:12,203
Say "mushroom," charge $2.

497
00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:15,273
Say "truffle," charge $5.

498
00:22:15,324 --> 00:22:18,309
Is that the man who wants
to marry hooker?

499
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,610
Probably.

500
00:22:19,661 --> 00:22:21,145
But he's not
the one we're after.

501
00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:22,747
Should we ask?

502
00:22:22,814 --> 00:22:24,248
Nope.
Oh!

503
00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:26,450
How rude of me
not to situate you.

504
00:22:26,501 --> 00:22:28,336
I'm doing Emily a favor.

505
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:30,288
We're going to track
her fiance

506
00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:32,623
until Dominika can
seduce and expose him

507
00:22:32,674 --> 00:22:34,759
as the lying cheater
I need him to be.

508
00:22:34,826 --> 00:22:36,994
I'm guessing she didn't ask
for this favor.

509
00:22:37,045 --> 00:22:38,462
Oh, you know,
the noblest gifts

510
00:22:38,513 --> 00:22:40,298
are the ones
we give anonymously.

511
00:22:40,349 --> 00:22:42,383
Crackles are nonspecific.

512
00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:45,603
Hypoxia plus bleeding could
indicate D.I.C. or some other—

513
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,555
no neurological symptoms?

514
00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,857
I knew your bleeding heart
would bring you around.

515
00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:51,826
Too bad it's also taking you
off the market.

516
00:22:51,893 --> 00:22:53,611
And by market, I mean Chase.

517
00:22:53,678 --> 00:22:56,513
Come on, buck up, Chase.

518
00:22:56,565 --> 00:22:59,867
There's always Park.
Unless...

519
00:22:59,952 --> 00:23:02,053
How did band practice go?

520
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,738
- Great.
- Does she look like she's lying?

521
00:23:03,822 --> 00:23:04,789
Kind of.

522
00:23:04,856 --> 00:23:07,908
Popo needed a ride
to the doctor,

523
00:23:07,993 --> 00:23:09,210
and my mom couldn't,
so—

524
00:23:09,294 --> 00:23:13,530
You're terrified of dating
because...

525
00:23:13,582 --> 00:23:16,867
a previous relationship ended
because your latent rage

526
00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:18,836
made you vicious in arguments.

527
00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:20,071
Or—

528
00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:21,305
Or reincarnation.

529
00:23:21,373 --> 00:23:22,873
In a past life,
she was Anne Boleyn.

530
00:23:22,924 --> 00:23:23,741
Interesting.

531
00:23:23,809 --> 00:23:25,542
Taub feels confident enough

532
00:23:25,594 --> 00:23:27,812
to turn the spotlight
on himself.

533
00:23:27,879 --> 00:23:30,314
It's almost as
if he wants me to ask...

534
00:23:30,382 --> 00:23:31,515
What's her name?

535
00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:32,883
Wendy Jacobson.

536
00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:35,069
33, Brown grad,
family therapist.

537
00:23:35,153 --> 00:23:36,570
Nice choice.

538
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:37,989
Since you got two families
to "therapize."

539
00:23:38,056 --> 00:23:39,240
First date,

540
00:23:39,324 --> 00:23:40,408
we didn't discuss everything
important—

541
00:23:40,492 --> 00:23:43,110
So it was just
a one-night stand.

542
00:23:43,195 --> 00:23:45,946
You're wrong.
I actually like her.

543
00:23:46,031 --> 00:23:47,164
I'm going to see her again.

544
00:23:47,232 --> 00:23:49,166
Mazel tov.

545
00:23:49,234 --> 00:23:51,902
Great relationships often start
with snap decisions

546
00:23:51,953 --> 00:23:53,570
aimed at proving me wrong.

547
00:23:53,622 --> 00:23:56,440
Air bubble in the doll could
mean the silicone is degrading.

548
00:23:56,508 --> 00:23:57,875
If he inhaled some particles...

549
00:23:57,943 --> 00:23:59,677
Silicone deposition.

550
00:23:59,744 --> 00:24:01,512
That could work.

551
00:24:01,579 --> 00:24:03,848
Start him on plasmapheresis.

552
00:24:03,915 --> 00:24:05,883
Now, turning to Adams,

553
00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:07,885
my theory is tripartite—

554
00:24:10,389 --> 00:24:11,922
Want to hear my thesis?

555
00:24:11,973 --> 00:24:13,607
It's kind of interesting.

556
00:24:13,692 --> 00:24:16,593
No man comes out.

557
00:24:16,645 --> 00:24:22,066
But old naked lady in 3-C
is eating whole block of cheese.

558
00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:23,901
Will this hurt?

559
00:24:23,952 --> 00:24:26,404
No, you might feel
a little cold, though.

560
00:24:26,455 --> 00:24:28,239
Crap.

561
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,073
Hey.

562
00:24:29,124 --> 00:24:30,791
I only have a second,

563
00:24:30,876 --> 00:24:32,443
but I went to
the time travel lecture.

564
00:24:32,494 --> 00:24:34,879
Ah.

565
00:24:34,946 --> 00:24:37,748
Whoa.

566
00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:42,453
That is... awesome.

567
00:24:42,504 --> 00:24:46,057
What is it?

568
00:24:46,124 --> 00:24:48,759
It's so...

569
00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:52,596
Oh, realistic.

570
00:24:52,647 --> 00:24:54,482
Oh, and it's all bandaged up.

571
00:24:56,801 --> 00:24:59,203
It is one of those
CPR things?

572
00:24:59,271 --> 00:25:01,638
No.

573
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:02,639
We're starting a procedure.

574
00:25:02,691 --> 00:25:04,158
A little privacy—

575
00:25:04,242 --> 00:25:07,328
No, no, it's—
it's good that she's here.

576
00:25:07,412 --> 00:25:09,330
Molly,

577
00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:12,583
I'd like you
to meet Amy.

578
00:25:14,152 --> 00:25:15,503
What?

579
00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:19,156
I'm serious.

580
00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:21,826
I know it seems
a little strange,

581
00:25:21,893 --> 00:25:25,880
but she means a lot to me.

582
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:32,303
I, um, got
to get back to work.

583
00:25:32,354 --> 00:25:34,338
But you just got here.
Sit down.

584
00:25:34,389 --> 00:25:35,689
Yeah, but I—

585
00:25:35,774 --> 00:25:38,692
I said that I only had a second.

586
00:25:41,947 --> 00:25:44,782
Enjoy the handouts.

587
00:25:59,998 --> 00:26:02,399
Whoa.

588
00:26:10,892 --> 00:26:14,378
Listen, um,
I have to admit something.

589
00:26:14,429 --> 00:26:16,347
Okay.

590
00:26:21,719 --> 00:26:23,554
Her mom isn't dead.

591
00:26:23,605 --> 00:26:25,656
We're separated.

592
00:26:25,724 --> 00:26:27,942
Uh-huh.

593
00:26:28,026 --> 00:26:31,529
You're the first person
I've asked out since then.

594
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:35,732
I'm not used to explaining...
I panicked.

595
00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:38,669
Which I regret, because now
that I've gotten to know you,

596
00:26:38,737 --> 00:26:42,423
I like you.

597
00:26:42,507 --> 00:26:45,459
It was a really stupid lie.

598
00:26:45,544 --> 00:26:47,744
I'm sorry.

599
00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:50,914
Was that a different baby?

600
00:26:53,818 --> 00:26:55,886
No...

601
00:26:57,439 --> 00:26:58,622
That was a different baby.

602
00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:22,963
It's nice having you here.

603
00:27:23,048 --> 00:27:26,183
I wish you could come over
and get in bed with me.

604
00:27:32,007 --> 00:27:33,724
Like this?

605
00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:35,959
You're talking?

606
00:27:36,011 --> 00:27:37,344
It's not all I can do.

607
00:27:54,162 --> 00:27:56,163
Amy, there are doctors...

608
00:27:56,248 --> 00:27:58,032
Shh...

609
00:27:58,116 --> 00:27:59,883
I don't know.

610
00:27:59,951 --> 00:28:03,537
Just put your hands on me.

611
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,837
It hurts.

612
00:28:20,889 --> 00:28:22,056
It hurts...

613
00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,620
Pushing Lorazepam.

614
00:28:36,688 --> 00:28:39,957
If it wasn't neurological
before, it sure is now.

615
00:28:40,024 --> 00:28:42,126
Right upper quadrant's
distended.

616
00:28:42,193 --> 00:28:44,878
He's hallucinating because
his liver's failing.

617
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,382
Elevated transaminases
confirm liver failure.

618
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:55,352
We'll have to put him
on the transplant list

619
00:28:55,403 --> 00:28:56,854
in a couple days.

620
00:28:56,922 --> 00:28:58,989
It's clearly not the silicone.
Could be vasculitis.

621
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,407
Serologies were negative.

622
00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:04,695
Yeah,
if you want Adams to hear,

623
00:29:04,746 --> 00:29:07,864
you might want to not stand
so conspicuously far away.

624
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,133
I'm making coffee.

625
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,752
And sometimes,
I date co-workers.

626
00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:13,203
Like everyone else
on the planet.

627
00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:14,305
Hepatic fibrosis.

628
00:29:14,372 --> 00:29:15,556
If it damaged his platelets,

629
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,557
it'd explain the bleeding.

630
00:29:16,641 --> 00:29:17,925
Unexpected.

631
00:29:18,009 --> 00:29:19,226
I actually thought
you might agree with my theory.

632
00:29:19,311 --> 00:29:21,378
Because that would mean
nothing's your fault.

633
00:29:21,429 --> 00:29:23,847
You fell into relationships
based on proximity.

634
00:29:23,899 --> 00:29:25,065
Of course they failed.

635
00:29:25,150 --> 00:29:26,650
But I guess I was wrong.

636
00:29:26,718 --> 00:29:30,220
You picked perfect women.
You just screwed it up.

637
00:29:30,272 --> 00:29:32,773
How about all five of us
live together

638
00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:34,608
and the $7,000 sex doll?

639
00:29:34,693 --> 00:29:35,759
It'll solve all our hang-ups.

640
00:29:35,827 --> 00:29:37,061
$7,000?

641
00:29:37,128 --> 00:29:39,496
Adams suggests
that we all sleep together,

642
00:29:39,564 --> 00:29:41,732
and your issue is high prices?

643
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,117
Pretty sure she was joking.

644
00:29:43,201 --> 00:29:44,919
Yes, I'm 99% sure
that you're right,

645
00:29:45,003 --> 00:29:46,370
but I would never
forgive myself—

646
00:29:46,421 --> 00:29:47,621
Those dolls are only $5,000.

647
00:29:47,706 --> 00:29:50,374
He must have had it customized
somehow.

648
00:29:53,878 --> 00:29:56,246
Oh, like, you didn't check
the website?

649
00:29:56,314 --> 00:29:58,749
I guess we don't need to ask
how your dating life is going.

650
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,167
I was curious.

651
00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:02,269
Hepatic fibrosis wouldn't cause
difficulty breathing.

652
00:30:02,354 --> 00:30:05,422
It would if liver failure
opened pulmonary av shunts.

653
00:30:05,473 --> 00:30:06,523
Fibrosis fits.

654
00:30:06,591 --> 00:30:08,091
Start the patient on steroids

655
00:30:08,143 --> 00:30:10,728
and find out how
he pimped his ride.

656
00:30:10,779 --> 00:30:12,479
Why?

657
00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:14,865
Because
I don't know the answer.

658
00:30:26,378 --> 00:30:27,795
Hey.

659
00:30:27,879 --> 00:30:28,945
Foosball?

660
00:30:28,997 --> 00:30:31,081
Can't.
Marriage to destroy.

661
00:30:31,132 --> 00:30:33,950
Okay...

662
00:30:34,002 --> 00:30:37,954
"Okay" as in passive-aggressive
reverse psychology?

663
00:30:38,006 --> 00:30:40,557
Or as in depressed resignation

664
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:44,328
"okay" as in
I changed my mind.

665
00:30:44,396 --> 00:30:46,063
Expand.

666
00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:49,650
Oh, it's morally reprehensible
and bound to fail,

667
00:30:49,734 --> 00:30:51,235
but in a weird way,
it's a step forward.

668
00:30:51,302 --> 00:30:52,403
This thing with Emily.

669
00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:53,437
Contract.

670
00:30:53,488 --> 00:30:55,138
It's real without being real.

671
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:57,608
It's a long-term relationship
that can't actually hurt you.

672
00:30:57,659 --> 00:31:00,027
It's, um... a stepping stone.

673
00:31:00,111 --> 00:31:01,078
It means you want more.

674
00:31:03,748 --> 00:31:06,367
So, passive-aggressive
reverse psychology.

675
00:31:06,451 --> 00:31:07,968
Got it.

676
00:31:14,376 --> 00:31:16,710
Try not to come on
too strong, okay?

677
00:31:16,795 --> 00:31:18,796
Just get to know him a little.
Ease into it.

678
00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:20,664
Why would I ease?

679
00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:22,165
True.

680
00:31:22,217 --> 00:31:24,551
You could just walk up and
stick your hand down his pants,

681
00:31:24,636 --> 00:31:26,136
but I heard
there's a middle step.

682
00:31:26,187 --> 00:31:28,338
Men want to have sex.

683
00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,391
Not with crazy people.

684
00:31:30,475 --> 00:31:32,443
Well, yes,
a lot with crazy people,

685
00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:34,177
but not that kind of crazy.

686
00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,896
Well, yeah,
that kind of crazy—

687
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,399
They don't care how crazy
if she look like me.

688
00:31:38,483 --> 00:31:41,702
Okay.
Easing.

689
00:31:46,991 --> 00:31:49,626
Hi.
Hey.

690
00:31:49,694 --> 00:31:52,579
I'm Jennifer,
new to marketing department.

691
00:31:52,664 --> 00:31:54,581
Harris.
Accounts receivable.

692
00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:56,083
Oh, interesting.

693
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,585
Do you want to get
out of here and have sex?

694
00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:00,637
Uh, sure.

695
00:32:02,874 --> 00:32:05,559
You know, I got 45 minutes
left on my lunch break.

696
00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:07,878
Mm-hmm.
Where you wanna go?

697
00:32:07,929 --> 00:32:13,067
Off to a place where men don't
cheat on the women they love.

698
00:32:13,151 --> 00:32:14,718
You're not invited,
obviously.

699
00:32:14,769 --> 00:32:17,488
Cheating?
What are you talking about?

700
00:32:17,555 --> 00:32:19,839
Why, I hope you're speaking

701
00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:22,693
out of some deep kind
of moral relativism because—

702
00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:24,828
Who are you people?

703
00:32:26,247 --> 00:32:27,698
You're not Emily's fiance.

704
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:32,536
Emily's my sister.

705
00:32:35,874 --> 00:32:40,094
We called the company
that made Amy.

706
00:32:40,161 --> 00:32:44,748
They said they modeled her after
some photos you sent them.

707
00:32:49,104 --> 00:32:51,438
Who is she?

708
00:32:53,475 --> 00:32:55,609
We met last Christmas.

709
00:32:55,693 --> 00:32:59,262
She's a yoga instructor.

710
00:32:59,314 --> 00:33:00,764
Totally different from me.

711
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:04,802
She—she loved Chopin,
hated Indian food.

712
00:33:07,455 --> 00:33:12,576
She changed entire my life
for 17 weeks.

713
00:33:18,133 --> 00:33:22,186
My husband cheated on me...

714
00:33:24,389 --> 00:33:30,160
With a girl he met on the plane
coming back from our honeymoon.

715
00:33:32,397 --> 00:33:35,766
It's not easy to get past things
like that.

716
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:43,340
She wasn't unfaithful.
She didn't betray me.

717
00:33:43,408 --> 00:33:48,512
She just... she just wasn't
in love with me.

718
00:33:55,152 --> 00:33:58,622
I know Amy's not going
to break your heart.

719
00:33:58,690 --> 00:34:01,425
But she's also not going
to change your life.

720
00:34:08,499 --> 00:34:11,268
The lights are bright.

721
00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:16,473
Sorry.
What's happening to me?

722
00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:18,141
Is your neck stiff?

723
00:34:18,193 --> 00:34:19,810
Yeah.

724
00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:23,530
I think you have meningitis.

725
00:34:23,615 --> 00:34:25,348
I'm not leaving
the business.

726
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:30,587
I'm just leaving you.

727
00:34:30,655 --> 00:34:31,688
I didn't want you
to feel bad.

728
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:32,823
So let me get this straight.

729
00:34:32,874 --> 00:34:36,059
I'm being dumped
by a hooker...

730
00:34:36,127 --> 00:34:37,494
Who's worried about
my feelings?

731
00:34:37,562 --> 00:34:38,562
You're married.

732
00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:40,380
Half your clients
are married.

733
00:34:40,465 --> 00:34:41,882
And you're a hooker.

734
00:34:41,966 --> 00:34:44,701
My other guys sneak around,

735
00:34:44,752 --> 00:34:46,336
but you'll take me
into the bedroom

736
00:34:46,387 --> 00:34:47,638
while your wife's
in the next room.

737
00:34:47,705 --> 00:34:49,623
That's just... mean.

738
00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:51,374
Oh, my God.

739
00:34:51,426 --> 00:34:54,111
The marriage, it's a sham.

740
00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:57,314
The only really thing
about it is the green card

741
00:34:57,381 --> 00:34:59,766
she's going to get
at the end of it.

742
00:34:59,851 --> 00:35:02,052
So, if you want
to get the meter running...

743
00:35:02,103 --> 00:35:04,071
It's still mean.

744
00:35:04,155 --> 00:35:07,991
It's not a marriage.
It's a felony.

745
00:35:10,028 --> 00:35:11,962
I've seen how she looks at you
when you're together.

746
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,463
Trust me.

747
00:35:13,531 --> 00:35:14,831
She likes you.

748
00:35:14,899 --> 00:35:19,086
And I've seen
how you look at her.

749
00:35:27,703 --> 00:35:30,788
Fever's up 105.
He's not responding to meds.

750
00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:32,790
At this rate,
he'll be dead

751
00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:34,175
by the time we get
the cultures back.

752
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,093
Spinal fluid was full
of white cells.

753
00:35:36,161 --> 00:35:37,678
Meningitis could be
carcinomatous.

754
00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:39,263
Cytology showed nothing.

755
00:35:39,331 --> 00:35:42,350
An amoebic infection would cause
fever and meningitis.

756
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:43,351
But not liver failure.

757
00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:45,303
It could if he had a clot.

758
00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:47,955
How could amoebas get past
his cribriform plate?

759
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:51,559
He went swimming in
a frozen lake in New Jersey?

760
00:35:53,812 --> 00:35:56,480
Adams said his ex-girlfriend
was a yoga instructor.

761
00:35:56,531 --> 00:35:57,899
Maybe he sprained his chakras.

762
00:35:57,983 --> 00:35:59,233
Yoga nuts are
way more likely

763
00:35:59,318 --> 00:36:00,684
to be into
alternative medicine.

764
00:36:00,736 --> 00:36:04,538
He has this little weird teapot
in his house.

765
00:36:04,623 --> 00:36:06,357
What was it like?

766
00:36:06,408 --> 00:36:11,462
Um, little.
Weird. Teapot-ish.

767
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,704
Like that?

768
00:36:19,771 --> 00:36:21,339
Yeah.

769
00:36:21,406 --> 00:36:23,507
You think he drinks some
sort of toxic herbal tea?

770
00:36:23,575 --> 00:36:24,609
Yes...

771
00:36:24,676 --> 00:36:27,878
If by "tea,"
you mean salted tap water.

772
00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:30,547
And by "drink,"
you mean poured up his nose.

773
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:33,150
His girlfriend didn't just leave
him with a broken heart.

774
00:36:33,218 --> 00:36:35,186
She left him with a neti pot.

775
00:36:35,253 --> 00:36:36,404
It's an Indian method of.

776
00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:40,057
Of clearing the sinuses
during allergy season.

777
00:36:40,108 --> 00:36:41,692
Also known as now.

778
00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:45,663
The distilled water can act
as a snot flushing system.

779
00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:49,383
With tap water, it can act
as an amoeba delivery system

780
00:36:49,451 --> 00:36:51,068
to the fluids around the brain.

781
00:36:51,136 --> 00:36:52,870
Start him on metronidazole.

782
00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,972
If he's lucky,
he'll get to see

783
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,009
his plastic children
walk down the aisle.

784
00:37:02,914 --> 00:37:05,016
My neck
feels much better.

785
00:37:05,083 --> 00:37:06,350
Your fever's gone,

786
00:37:06,418 --> 00:37:08,636
and your liver function's
almost back to normal.

787
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,354
You should be able
to go home soon.

788
00:37:10,422 --> 00:37:13,057
I'm going to have some hospital
bills to pay.

789
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:17,594
I don't suppose used sex dolls
go for anything online.

790
00:37:19,731 --> 00:37:22,483
Dr. Adams?

791
00:37:22,567 --> 00:37:25,436
Can I get your email?

792
00:37:25,487 --> 00:37:27,371
What for?

793
00:37:29,157 --> 00:37:32,326
I just thought maybe
we could see each other again.

794
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,330
I-I can't.

795
00:37:36,415 --> 00:37:37,682
No, I know.

796
00:37:37,749 --> 00:37:39,133
It's a professionalism thing,

797
00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:41,419
but you won't be my doctor
when I get out of here.

798
00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:43,454
It's not that.
It's—

799
00:37:43,505 --> 00:37:44,588
what is it?

800
00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:46,790
You said I should
change my life.

801
00:37:46,842 --> 00:37:48,509
You were talking
about yourself, too.

802
00:37:48,593 --> 00:37:50,561
I know you were.
Henry, I—

803
00:37:50,628 --> 00:37:53,097
I think you should
ask Molly out.

804
00:37:58,153 --> 00:38:00,154
I should have known
this would happen.

805
00:38:00,238 --> 00:38:02,907
You're a good guy, Henry.

806
00:38:02,974 --> 00:38:07,978
You deserve more than a doll.

807
00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:13,984
Promise me
you'll keep trying.

808
00:38:14,036 --> 00:38:16,504
Okay.

809
00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,931
Date tonight?

810
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:32,169
So she can't deal.

811
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:33,971
There's someone
out there who can.

812
00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:35,723
You just got to find her.

813
00:38:35,807 --> 00:38:37,525
I'd love to prove
House wrong,

814
00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:41,145
but... I ruined my marriage,

815
00:38:41,196 --> 00:38:42,613
broke two people's hearts,

816
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,198
had two kids who are always

817
00:38:44,282 --> 00:38:46,867
going to wonder why I didn't
love their mommy enough.

818
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:52,239
It's better if I just...
focus on what I do have.

819
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:57,878
Give that band guy a call.

820
00:38:57,963 --> 00:39:00,464
I'm not that good at guitar.

821
00:39:00,532 --> 00:39:04,502
Or flirting or small talk.

822
00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:07,638
I'm not as pretty as Adams,

823
00:39:07,705 --> 00:39:11,041
I have stuffy clothes,
and I hate my hair.

824
00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:14,261
Adams works 80 hours a week
fixing bunions on hobos

825
00:39:14,346 --> 00:39:17,648
because she can't face getting
to know someone new.

826
00:39:17,715 --> 00:39:18,916
Trust me.

827
00:39:18,984 --> 00:39:24,388
You find a boyfriend,
she'll be the jealous one.

828
00:39:28,026 --> 00:39:30,444
See you tomorrow.

829
00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:35,332
Do you...

830
00:39:36,901 --> 00:39:39,236
want to get a drink?

831
00:39:39,287 --> 00:39:42,006
To annoy Park
or to prove House wrong?

832
00:39:42,073 --> 00:39:46,076
Oh, I...
It's just, um...

833
00:39:46,128 --> 00:39:48,712
I think it's time
for a change.

834
00:39:51,383 --> 00:39:56,320
I don't really think that's
a good idea for me right now.

835
00:39:58,756 --> 00:40:03,060
House has a way
of getting in people's heads.

836
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:06,230
Yeah.
Yeah.

837
00:40:17,275 --> 00:40:19,293
No, mom.
I'm still at work.

838
00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,779
I'll be home in a couple hours.

839
00:40:22,831 --> 00:40:24,715
Love you too.

840
00:40:33,975 --> 00:40:35,792
Ready?

841
00:40:35,844 --> 00:40:39,263
One, two, three, four.

842
00:41:57,092 --> 00:42:00,477
I fix blender.

843
00:42:00,545 --> 00:42:02,513
So I see.

844
00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:06,267
I had fun seducing
hooker's fake fiance.

845
00:42:06,351 --> 00:42:08,352
Sorry it didn't work.

846
00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:11,405
Yeah,
I thought I'd take a break

847
00:42:11,489 --> 00:42:13,691
from the whole hooker thing.

848
00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:18,078
I think maybe you need
milk shake.

849
00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:20,731
Is pistachio.

850
00:42:32,761 --> 00:42:36,430
I'm... gonna go to bed.
See you tomorrow.

851
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:10,652
== sync, corrected by elderman ==