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Clear!

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Charging!
Clear!

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Okay, I'm calling it.

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Time of death...

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8:32.

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Hello, Diana.

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Shall we?

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LV tear is within a zone
of fresh tissue necrosis,

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implicating a recent
myocardial infarction

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as the instigating event.

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Unfortunately,
the medical records show

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that Dr. Penza
never suspected heart disease,

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instead giving steroids
for an erroneous diagnosis

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of asthma,
thereby causing the fatal tear.

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I suggest these findings
warrant further investigation

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into Dr. Penza's standard
of care for this patient,

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making this my...

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third such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.

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Concluding autopsy
with examination of the brain.

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Dr. Treiber...

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I'm cold.

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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Yes, it's mine.

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And yes, I know that
I can't drive stick.

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And no, I don't care that
I parked in a handicapped spot.

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"Staring death
in the face

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The cliche is to lead
a more meaningful life.

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I've taken a holy vow

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to lead a less
meaningful one.

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I've spent my life caring,

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giving, and searching
for the profound.

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Now it's time for
selfishness, indifference,

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and embracing the shallow.

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Your scan's in three days.

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Tell me this isn't
just you killing time

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until you find out if your
cancer's gonna kill it for you.

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I just paid $75,000 for
a ridiculously impractical car,

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the depth of shallowness.

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And tomorrow,
I'm driving it to Cleveland

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to meet my boyhood crush.

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The years have not been
kind to David Cassidy.

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Julie Christie.
Dr. Zhivago, Shampoo.

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I was precocious.

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She's opening
some kind of

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charity animal clinic
or something.

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I'm neglecting
my patients

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to fulfill
a silly fantasy.

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Textbook selfishness
and indifference.

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Or you've made sure that
your patients are well-covered,

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car is a rental,

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and while waiting to get
Julie Christie's autograph,

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you'll adopt a puppy.

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I don't even care
whether you believe me or not.

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Indifference.

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He tried to cut open
his own skull.

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Head CT and tox screen
were clean.

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Interesting.

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Cotard delusion.

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Also known as
"walking corpse syndrome."

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Disconnect in the amygdala
convinces you

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that you're secretly dead.

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Case solved.

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Rendering it...

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What's the past-tense
of "interesting?"

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No prior history
of mental illness,

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and before you say
it was caused by antivirals,

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I've already ruled that out.
Plus, Cotard's

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doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.

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Also...

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Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.

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He trusts your work.

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Treiber's the patient?

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What's the future tense
of "interesting"?

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How's Wilson doing?

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Wilson's scan is
at the end of the week.

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If his kick-ass chemo shrunk
the tumor to an operable size,

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he'll live.

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If it didn't, he'll die.

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That must be very hard.

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Is there anything
we can do?

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Other than the prayer circle,
what is there?

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Patient's AST is high.

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Psychosis could be
brought on by liver failure.

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Maybe Hep C?

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Bilirubin and serum protein
levels were normal.

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Doesn't explain the tingly hand
or why Chase hates him.

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I don't hate him.
He hates me.

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He hates all doctors,
and it's mutual.

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He only hates the ones
that screw up.

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And you.

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And they only hate Treiber
because he finds their mistakes.

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Mistakes are a wee bit easier
to find on a dead patient,

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a distinction he fails
to recognize.

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He's a rat.

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Who makes the hospital
a safer place

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by keeping doctors
accountable

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and focused.

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What if he got something
from a cadaver?

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He handles a lot of 'em.
You suggesting we DDX them all?

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No, just his last one.

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She had bad knees.

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She used dimethyl sulfoxide
for joint pain.

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Current from the defibrillator
could've converted it

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to dimethyl sulfate.
When Treiber cut into her,

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her blood released toxic fumes.

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Everyone in the basement
would be sick.

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Gas would've
dissipated quickly.

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His lungs are fine.
Blood clots make more sense.

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One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,

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one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.

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You two look
for toxic exposure.

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Adams, you can help
Chase ultrasound

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his evil nemesis
for evil clots.

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I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,

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but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?

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Psychosis appears
to be intermittent.

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Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask

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if House actually
ordered this test.

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Don't worry.

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We're simply carrying out
his direct orders.

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Right. Forgot.

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It's what you were
hired to do.

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Which is fine,
his diagnostic error metric

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is.17 compared to
the hospital average of.32.

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You actually think
you can quantify

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the value
of every doctor?

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Someone should.

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And since I'm the only one
who sees everything—

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Right, you were hired
to diagnose people

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after they're
already dead.

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No sign of stenosis
or clots.

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Every doctor, every diagnosis,
every treatment, every result.

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It's pretty impressive.

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It's pretty Orwellian.

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All written
in his secret code.

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He has to keep it
confidential.

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Just like
the Wannsee conference.

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The "Big Brother" metaphor
wasn't pointed enough for you?

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You had to
throw in Hitler?

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A couple years ago,

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he noticed a link
in child deaths,

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and it's completely changed
hospital policies all over—

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I get it.
Treiber is nerd king.

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The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.

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Test is negative
for dimethyl sulfate,

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her blood is not toxic.

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Then we should look for toxic
exposure from something else.

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You really think the hospital
is idiotic enough

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to issue toxic supplies?

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Have you seen his tools?

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Treiber doesn't always
use hospital-issue.

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Then he's the idiot?

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No, but I don't want

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to explain that
assumption to House.

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Found something.

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Thought we'd make it
a road trip.

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'80s music,
junk food, beer.

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I have a dental
appointment.

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That I'm going to
make now.

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Ah. I'll let you drive.

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Not worth listening
to you whine

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about your feelings and fears
for three days.

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It's not gonna happen.
I've taken a vow.

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People don't change.
You are a person, ergo, pass.

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Yes, that's why
I brought this.

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20 CCs of propofol.

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You can accompany me
willingly,

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or I will,
when you least expect it,

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inject the contents of this vial
into your bloodstream.

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The fall might result
in a concussion,

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or fractures,

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or you might get lucky

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and simply wake up
somewhere near Allentown

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with a nasty headache.

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The choice is yours,
and in case you've forgotten,

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I am indifferent.

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We leave tomorrow morning
at 8:00 a.m.

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No clots.

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No gas.

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But we found
enough of this

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to reanimate
the entire morgue.

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He's jacked on caffeine.

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Stimulant psychosis.

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How many times do I
have to solve this case?

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So all we have to do is hydrate
and observe him for 24 hours.

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Why don't you tell him
it was your idea?

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He might warm up to you.

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If you get an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.

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My abdomen!

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It's my abdomen!

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It's just the effects
of withdrawal.

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The pain is normal.

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No! No!

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This isn't right!

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Abdominal pain
and distention

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means we were wrong
about stimulant psychosis.

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It could be
coexistent problems.

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He might just have
an obstruction.

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You know what House says
about coincidences.

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I didn't feel any masses
when I examined him,

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and no bowel sounds.

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Where's House?

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00:11:07,203 --> 00:11:09,404
He hasn't come in yet,
and neither has Wilson.

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I've already tried them
three times.

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Here we go again.

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Diabetes could cause
nerve damage in his hand,

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and guts, and—

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Except his glucose levels
are normal,

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and he probably would've
mentioned he was a diabetic.

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What about
ulcerative colitis?

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Earlier attacks
caused thrombosis—

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We already
looked for clots,

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and there was no blood
in his stool.

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Try him again.

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And Wilson's.

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Wherever they are,
they don't want to be disturbed.

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We take 78, we can do

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the "sweet treats and salty eats
snack food trail."

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My trip, my itinerary.

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00:12:21,811 --> 00:12:23,528
We have to cover
300 miles today

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to be there
with plenty of time

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to catch Julie
by 4:00 tomorrow.

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And that thing I said
about letting you drive,

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I lied.

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What?

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I'm—I'm impressed.

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Not by that.

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But by your real effort
to maintain the facade.

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It's been almost an hour,

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and there's been no mention
of the elephant in the car.

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Well, I declined
the elephant option.

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Uh-huh.

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In three days,
you're gonna find out

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if you live or die.

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You don't want
to talk about it.

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No, but obviously you do.

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So, we're gonna
talk about it,

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but because I want to.

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I am neither
talking about it,

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nor talking about
not talking about it.

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You are hard-wired
to talk about it.

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It's how you cope,
it's who you are.

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Yeah, well,

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from now on, I'm not me.

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I'm...
I'm...

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Kyle Calloway.

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I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.

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Kyle is roguish,
carefree,

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and shares no qualities
with James Wilson.

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Can Kyle drive stick?

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Treiber won't let us
do anything without House.

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House just took himself
off the case.

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You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.

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"No" like diminished,
or none at all?

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- None.
- You think it's an intussusception?

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00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:51,233
If it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.

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Let's get a plain film
of his abdomen.

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Treiber will refuse
any procedure

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that wasn't
ordered by House.

260
00:13:56,155 --> 00:13:57,539
Only if he knows
it wasn't.

261
00:13:57,623 --> 00:13:59,157
You want to lie to a guy

262
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,326
whose favorite pastime
is getting doctors fired.

263
00:14:01,377 --> 00:14:03,462
We're adults with
advanced medical training,

264
00:14:03,529 --> 00:14:05,547
not children left alone
with scissors.

265
00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:08,333
It's one X-ray.

266
00:14:13,389 --> 00:14:16,057
If we had a phone,

267
00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:18,643
we could've found somewhere
a little less charming.

268
00:14:18,711 --> 00:14:20,395
If we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,

269
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,381
downloading porn,
and playing Angry Birds.

270
00:14:23,432 --> 00:14:26,234
This trip is about me,
and I like this place.

271
00:14:26,319 --> 00:14:28,019
This is not about you
not wanting me to have a phone.

272
00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:29,387
You're weak.

273
00:14:29,438 --> 00:14:31,189
You knew that
you'd backslide

274
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,744
and spend your time talking to
teary ex-wives and your parents,

275
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,113
trying to make them feel better
about you being sick.

276
00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:40,665
Bacon burger
with fries looks awful.

277
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,117
I'll have that.

278
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:46,104
I'll have the Big One.

279
00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:50,091
You sure? It's $79.

280
00:14:50,176 --> 00:14:51,209
Unless I finish it
in an hour,

281
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:54,579
in which case,
it's free.

282
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,681
It's an 80-ounce steak.

283
00:14:56,749 --> 00:14:58,884
I'm hungry.
And an iced tea, please.

284
00:14:58,935 --> 00:15:02,921
Big One's up!

285
00:15:06,759 --> 00:15:09,227
This place doesn't
take credit cards.

286
00:15:09,278 --> 00:15:11,029
My meal
is going to be free,

287
00:15:11,096 --> 00:15:14,816
and I'm going to be inducted
into the wall of pain.

288
00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:22,657
Hello, Kyle.

289
00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:25,794
Belly film was normal.

290
00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:27,996
No sign of an intussusception
or any other obstruction.

291
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,681
House says it's there.

292
00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:31,550
Sometimes House is wrong.

293
00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:34,118
Run my bowel.

294
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,554
That's serious surgery.

295
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,672
General anesthesia,
long recovery...

296
00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:39,958
We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.

297
00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:42,627
I have drawers filled
with people who had clean scans.

298
00:15:42,678 --> 00:15:44,462
I know how easy it is
to miss something

299
00:15:44,513 --> 00:15:47,432
unless you use your own
hands and eyes; Run my bowel.

300
00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:49,484
We'll let House know
how you feel.

301
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:52,971
How I feel is twisted
in white-hot agony.

302
00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:55,207
His orders were to look
for an intussusception.

303
00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:58,944
Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.

304
00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:00,111
Fine.

305
00:16:00,162 --> 00:16:02,664
Uh, no. Not fine.
We need to talk—

306
00:16:02,748 --> 00:16:06,001
And I want you
to do the surgery.

307
00:16:06,085 --> 00:16:10,839
Statistically, you're the best
surgeon in the hospital.

308
00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:15,994
Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!

309
00:16:16,045 --> 00:16:17,095
Come on, you got this!

310
00:16:17,162 --> 00:16:18,146
You got this!

311
00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:19,414
Come on!

312
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:20,432
25 seconds.

313
00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:22,517
You've got this.

314
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,020
Come on, home stretch,
Kyle, home stretch!

315
00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:26,388
15 seconds!

316
00:16:29,141 --> 00:16:30,358
Now, don't chew,
just swallow.

317
00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:31,610
Muscle it down!

318
00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:32,894
Six, five...

319
00:16:32,962 --> 00:16:34,145
Four...

320
00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:35,030
For the love of God,
swallow!

321
00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:38,066
Three, two, one...

322
00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:41,686
Time!

323
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:47,575
Yes! Yes!

324
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:50,745
Oh, you magnificent
bastard!

325
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:52,697
Yeah.
Smile!

326
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:03,391
That still counts,
though, right?

327
00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:13,268
No hard feelings, right?

328
00:17:13,352 --> 00:17:15,270
You'll find out
when you wake up.

329
00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:18,056
If you really think
I'm a good doctor,

330
00:17:18,107 --> 00:17:19,574
why do you treat me
like an idiot?

331
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,226
It's not because
you lack talent.

332
00:17:22,278 --> 00:17:24,579
It's 'cause
you've wasted it.

333
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,614
Did you know I applied
to be a fellow with House

334
00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:27,732
the same year as you?

335
00:17:27,783 --> 00:17:30,234
No.

336
00:17:30,286 --> 00:17:33,505
Quit my other program,
relocated,

337
00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:35,239
broke up with
my girlfriend.

338
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,510
Then your father made a call,
and suddenly you had the spot.

339
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:40,045
That was almost
ten years ago.

340
00:17:40,096 --> 00:17:41,129
Do you know what
I could've done

341
00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:42,514
after even three years
with House?

342
00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:45,467
Gone to the CDC, W.H.O.

343
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,435
Started a diagnostics
department

344
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,254
someplace they'd never even
heard of such a thing.

345
00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,691
You've been given
everything.

346
00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:55,560
Looks, talent,

347
00:17:55,611 --> 00:17:59,447
my future.

348
00:17:59,532 --> 00:18:04,285
Nine years later,
look what you've done with it.

349
00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:16,280
Ah...

350
00:18:16,332 --> 00:18:19,000
Must be nice to be puking
for the old-fashioned reasons.

351
00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:25,223
Ah.

352
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:27,175
I'm glad I did it.

353
00:18:27,259 --> 00:18:28,960
You see those people
out there cheering for me?

354
00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:30,345
I was a hero.

355
00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:32,097
For one fleeting moment,

356
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:34,432
for an incredibly
stupid reason,

357
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:38,069
for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.

358
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:44,159
God, it felt good.

359
00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:49,164
And now,
if you'll excuse me.

360
00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:53,985
I think I've made
room for dessert.

361
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:08,266
How long do you think
you'll work for House?

362
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,333
As long as he lets me.

363
00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:10,969
When House was in prison,

364
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,388
you worked at Mercy
in plastics, right?

365
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,273
Know what I did?

366
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:18,476
Surfed.
For nine months.

367
00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:21,029
Yes, and if I didn't have
two daughters and alimony,

368
00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:22,564
I might have
done the same.

369
00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:25,483
A fellowship's supposed to
train you to stand on your own.

370
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,068
Foreman's Dean
of the hospital,

371
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:28,736
Cameron's head of emergency
medicine in Chicago.

372
00:19:28,821 --> 00:19:30,572
And Kutner and Amber
are dead,

373
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:34,409
and Thirteen is having sweet,
sapphic sex on some island.

374
00:19:34,493 --> 00:19:35,543
Look at this.

375
00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:37,579
The small intestine.

376
00:19:37,663 --> 00:19:41,866
Is it an intussusception?

377
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,051
No.

378
00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:45,470
Guess Treiber was right.

379
00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:50,262
He hasn't checked
his voicemail.

380
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:51,597
Or his email.

381
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,866
It's been
almost 24 hours.

382
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,651
Shouldn't we call
Foreman or the police?

383
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:56,952
I think this
makes him a fugitive.

384
00:19:57,037 --> 00:19:59,538
We don't have to
tell anyone.

385
00:19:59,606 --> 00:20:01,574
Treiber's symptoms
started in his frontal lobe,

386
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:04,326
and moved through his nervous
system, hands, bowels, muscles.

387
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,778
Intermittent porphyria.
He's in the middle of an attack.

388
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,414
The longer we wait
to treat with hemin,

389
00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:09,965
the more damage it causes.

390
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:11,783
The longer we wait to tell him
House isn't running the case,

391
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,385
the more damage that causes.

392
00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:14,786
It's fraud.

393
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,689
It's only an issue
if we're wrong.

394
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,174
It's more than one X-ray.

395
00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:20,443
More than exploratory
surgery, even.

396
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,093
This is a drug that will
damage him if you're wrong.

397
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,848
Same principle.

398
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,615
I want a threesome.

399
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,367
Shouldn't we try
a twosome first?

400
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:46,236
Two women.

401
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,938
Oh.
I know they're probably overrated,

402
00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:51,241
and I'll probably
be gravely disappointed,

403
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,441
but I want one anyway.

404
00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:54,244
No, you don't.

405
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,162
Well, Kyle wants one.

406
00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:59,716
Kyle's only one day old.
He doesn't know what he wants.

407
00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:02,285
I don't want to think
about consequences.

408
00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:04,620
I don't want
to think about—

409
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,723
I don't want to think
about anything.

410
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:10,093
I just want to do.

411
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:19,152
I need you to do exactly
what I tell you.

412
00:21:23,307 --> 00:21:24,274
Yeah, yeah.

413
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:27,911
Porphyria?

414
00:21:27,978 --> 00:21:29,645
I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,

415
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:33,583
but we need to start you
on hemin right away.

416
00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:38,988
House believes
very strongly.

417
00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:42,025
This is the right call.

418
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,395
Okay.

419
00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:57,106
This thing is peeling.

420
00:21:57,174 --> 00:21:59,559
Well, that is
the cost of cowardice.

421
00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,060
Should've gone
for the real thing.

422
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:02,979
I feel like I'm cheating.

423
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,481
A, it is only cheating
if you don't have cancer,

424
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,433
and B,
it's Wednesday afternoon.

425
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:08,651
Pickings are slim,

426
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,536
and more importantly,
sober.

427
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:15,124
The cancer cut is the surest way
to the pity pooty party.

428
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:20,196
One down, one to go.

429
00:22:20,247 --> 00:22:21,597
What?
Wait, wait, wait.

430
00:22:21,665 --> 00:22:23,299
She said yes?

431
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:24,533
To a threesome?

432
00:22:24,585 --> 00:22:26,602
She's empathetic.

433
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,704
She's a hooker.

434
00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:30,473
- Gave me a cancer rate.
- No.

435
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:32,625
I have never paid
for sex in my life.

436
00:22:32,693 --> 00:22:34,143
You still haven't.

437
00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:36,596
It's my treat.

438
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,348
It's either that, or you find
two very open-minded women

439
00:22:38,415 --> 00:22:42,018
to fall in love with you
in the next hour.

440
00:22:47,024 --> 00:22:50,193
Bartender seems nice.

441
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,912
Seems female.

442
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:56,249
Want something to eat?

443
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,951
My friend is dying
of cancer.

444
00:22:59,019 --> 00:23:01,537
Oh, you poor thing.

445
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,590
It took my mother
two years ago.

446
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,176
But you can't
give up hope.

447
00:23:07,244 --> 00:23:11,130
He's pretty much resigned.

448
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:14,684
Just wants to go out
with a bang.

449
00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:17,870
And another pun,
what time do you get off?

450
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,280
Pleural effusions.
It's not porphyria.

451
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,482
We're gonna need
to put in a chest tube.

452
00:23:29,566 --> 00:23:31,117
I wanna talk to House.

453
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,118
We'll tell him exactly
what's happening.

454
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,102
I wanna talk to him!

455
00:23:33,153 --> 00:23:35,121
I want House.

456
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,707
Where is House?

457
00:23:37,774 --> 00:23:39,608
Where is he?

458
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,944
Where's House?

459
00:23:41,995 --> 00:23:43,496
We don't know.

460
00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:05,601
You didn't have to
sleep out here.

461
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,470
Four's a crowd.

462
00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:09,138
Apparently they left
a long time ago.

463
00:24:09,189 --> 00:24:11,657
So, how was it?

464
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,477
Was the amateur
as good as the pro?

465
00:24:14,528 --> 00:24:17,447
It was confusing.

466
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,981
Perfunctory.

467
00:24:19,032 --> 00:24:20,950
- A bit sad.
- Never mind.

468
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,420
And exactly
what I needed.

469
00:24:24,488 --> 00:24:27,123
Thank you.

470
00:24:27,191 --> 00:24:30,176
You feel like
buying me breakfast?

471
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,830
One of them
stole my wallet.

472
00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:38,119
You're lucky he's not
pressing charges.

473
00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:39,906
Porphyria
was a legitimate call.

474
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,357
Until
the pleural effusions.

475
00:24:42,425 --> 00:24:43,875
We've done everything House
would've done if he'd been here.

476
00:24:43,943 --> 00:24:46,578
You lied to a patient.

477
00:24:46,629 --> 00:24:49,447
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.

478
00:24:49,499 --> 00:24:51,282
He's agreed to let me
take over the case.

479
00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:53,168
Dr. Chase will have no further
contact with the patient.

480
00:24:53,252 --> 00:24:54,803
Fine.

481
00:24:54,887 --> 00:24:57,556
I didn't say you were
off the case.

482
00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,842
Sit down.

483
00:25:00,927 --> 00:25:02,477
Ordered a cardiac MRI.

484
00:25:02,562 --> 00:25:03,979
Enlargement
of the left ventricle

485
00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:06,431
suggests an infiltrative
disease.

486
00:25:06,482 --> 00:25:08,266
It's sarcoidosis.

487
00:25:08,317 --> 00:25:09,851
We'll start him
on corticosteroids

488
00:25:09,936 --> 00:25:11,770
and do a cardiac biopsy
to confirm.

489
00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:13,271
I disagree. I was wrong
about the porphyria,

490
00:25:13,322 --> 00:25:15,306
but I wasn't wrong
about the nervous system.

491
00:25:15,358 --> 00:25:16,825
It's a Prion disease.

492
00:25:16,909 --> 00:25:18,977
That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.

493
00:25:19,028 --> 00:25:20,478
It's possible he was exposed
and didn't know it.

494
00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:21,980
Brains are often stored

495
00:25:22,048 --> 00:25:23,749
and not tested
until weeks after autopsy.

496
00:25:23,816 --> 00:25:25,617
Treiber's too good to not
take the right precautions.

497
00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,753
Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.

498
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,654
His job's built
on the premise

499
00:25:29,706 --> 00:25:31,540
that doctors make mistakes;
That includes him.

500
00:25:31,624 --> 00:25:32,507
We should do
a brain biopsy.

501
00:25:32,592 --> 00:25:33,759
In his condition?

502
00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:34,793
Then we biopsy
the brains in the morgue.

503
00:25:34,844 --> 00:25:36,044
Find the one
that exposed him.

504
00:25:36,129 --> 00:25:37,179
It's a needle
in a haystack.

505
00:25:37,263 --> 00:25:38,263
There's four of us.

506
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:39,598
Come on,
we can at least

507
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:41,383
start him on amphotericin
to halt the progress

508
00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,018
while you do
your heart biopsy.

509
00:25:43,102 --> 00:25:44,770
No, we can't. Amphotericin
plus the contrast dye

510
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,139
for the biopsy
would overwhelm his kidneys.

511
00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:50,308
We have to choose
one or the other.

512
00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:53,278
Biopsy his heart.

513
00:26:00,153 --> 00:26:02,571
Wallets go in
the minibar freezer.

514
00:26:02,655 --> 00:26:05,490
If there's no minibar,
the toilet tank.

515
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:08,410
I've got exactly $20 left.

516
00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:11,129
I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.

517
00:26:11,197 --> 00:26:12,831
We can use
your credit cards.

518
00:26:12,882 --> 00:26:14,883
No, we won't.

519
00:26:14,967 --> 00:26:16,301
I'm still on probation.

520
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:17,969
Leaving the state
without permission

521
00:26:18,037 --> 00:26:18,870
will really P.O.
my P.O.

522
00:26:18,921 --> 00:26:21,223
Doesn't matter.

523
00:26:21,307 --> 00:26:24,309
We can't even afford
gas to get home.

524
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,811
We're three hours
behind schedule.

525
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,712
We have enough gas
to get to Julie.

526
00:26:27,764 --> 00:26:30,148
I don't care
about anything else.

527
00:26:32,652 --> 00:26:34,820
What this time?

528
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:37,889
Just wondering how long
this can last.

529
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:39,891
You're still hoping
that I'm gonna wake up

530
00:26:39,942 --> 00:26:41,610
and admit that
Kyle Calloway is just

531
00:26:41,694 --> 00:26:43,728
some lame excuse to have
some naughty thrills aren't you?

532
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:47,165
I'm actually
hoping you won't.

533
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:49,067
I like Kyle.

534
00:27:36,299 --> 00:27:39,417
Oh, come on.

535
00:28:37,777 --> 00:28:42,731
Move! Move!

536
00:28:42,815 --> 00:28:46,517
Whoo!

537
00:28:46,569 --> 00:28:51,423
Whoo-hoo!

538
00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,346
Whoo!

539
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:28,944
House.

540
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,728
You okay?

541
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:33,081
My leg still hurts.

542
00:29:39,338 --> 00:29:41,706
Come on.

543
00:29:41,757 --> 00:29:45,576
We got 20 bucks
to go 11 miles.

544
00:29:58,724 --> 00:30:01,242
Why aren't you
answering your pages?

545
00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:02,593
Busy.

546
00:30:02,645 --> 00:30:05,897
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.

547
00:30:05,948 --> 00:30:08,033
So it's not
a Prion disease.

548
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,818
It means Foreman
was wrong too.

549
00:30:09,902 --> 00:30:13,071
He wants everyone to meet
in his office to DDX.

550
00:30:13,122 --> 00:30:15,457
So he can tell us all
it's an infection?

551
00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:18,960
Interesting.
Or maybe you should consider

552
00:30:19,045 --> 00:30:20,545
not being such a baby.

553
00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,464
First instinct was
an exposure from a corpse.

554
00:30:22,548 --> 00:30:27,385
Treiber spends
all his time here.

555
00:30:27,453 --> 00:30:28,970
If it's not toxic gas,

556
00:30:29,055 --> 00:30:30,622
not Prions...

557
00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:31,556
Then it has to be
something else.

558
00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:32,974
He's not perfect.

559
00:30:33,059 --> 00:30:35,643
Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?

560
00:30:35,728 --> 00:30:37,729
Treiber can only see me
as not House.

561
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:40,148
Foreman too.

562
00:30:40,232 --> 00:30:41,816
And they're not wrong.

563
00:30:41,901 --> 00:30:45,520
So you're not
coming upstairs.

564
00:30:45,604 --> 00:30:48,490
No.

565
00:30:48,574 --> 00:30:51,509
And when this case
is over,

566
00:30:51,577 --> 00:30:54,245
I'm quitting.

567
00:31:00,137 --> 00:31:01,225
He's not quitting.

568
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,082
He already called
other hospitals.

569
00:31:03,182 --> 00:31:04,182
Treiber did get
under his skin.

570
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,917
He'll get over it.

571
00:31:05,968 --> 00:31:08,353
Fibrosis has to be
a response to an infection.

572
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,972
Chase said
you'd say that.

573
00:31:11,057 --> 00:31:12,941
We'll test the biopsy samples
for viruses

574
00:31:13,025 --> 00:31:16,394
and start him
on antivirals.

575
00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:18,113
You're not even
gonna talk to Chase?

576
00:31:18,197 --> 00:31:20,031
He didn't leave after
he got stabbed in the heart.

577
00:31:20,099 --> 00:31:21,266
I think we're okay.

578
00:31:21,317 --> 00:31:22,484
Either you're right,

579
00:31:22,568 --> 00:31:24,402
and your friend
is just really upset,

580
00:31:24,453 --> 00:31:27,489
or you're wrong, and he's come
at this calmly and rationally,

581
00:31:27,573 --> 00:31:29,407
and you're about to
lose a good doctor.

582
00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:32,294
Either way...

583
00:31:49,628 --> 00:31:53,098
This is Oubliette, Ohio.

584
00:31:53,149 --> 00:31:55,567
Buses don't run here
after 1968.

585
00:31:55,634 --> 00:31:58,403
Ina said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.

586
00:31:58,470 --> 00:32:01,472
Ina is living
in Alzheimersville.

587
00:32:01,524 --> 00:32:03,992
Been here at least
half an hour.

588
00:32:04,076 --> 00:32:06,494
Where are you going,
Ina?

589
00:32:06,579 --> 00:32:08,079
Naples, Florida.

590
00:32:08,147 --> 00:32:11,482
Ben and I have a beautiful
three-bedroom condo.

591
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:13,151
All on the one floor.

592
00:32:13,202 --> 00:32:15,036
You're waiting
for a bus to Naples?

593
00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:18,156
Comes every 15 minutes.

594
00:32:18,224 --> 00:32:22,043
Ben'll be wondering
where his dinner is.

595
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:25,130
Cab.

596
00:32:25,181 --> 00:32:27,498
Whoa, cab!

597
00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:32,220
20 bucks, 11 miles.
Come on.

598
00:32:33,973 --> 00:32:35,607
Come on, let's go.

599
00:32:35,674 --> 00:32:37,942
Julie's gonna be
at the clinic

600
00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:41,896
for another 45 minutes;
We can make this.

601
00:32:41,981 --> 00:32:45,450
She thinks
she's in Florida.

602
00:32:47,036 --> 00:32:49,154
Okay, bring her with.

603
00:32:49,205 --> 00:32:51,456
I'm waiting for the bus.

604
00:32:51,523 --> 00:32:54,876
Bus isn't coming, Ina.
But this cab is going to Naples.

605
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,211
Ben'll be getting
awfully hungry.

606
00:32:56,295 --> 00:32:57,912
House.

607
00:32:57,997 --> 00:33:00,548
We'll tell the cabbie
to call the cops.

608
00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:02,367
They'll come pick her up,
take care of her.

609
00:33:05,388 --> 00:33:09,174
Then I'll stay with her
until they do.

610
00:33:25,441 --> 00:33:27,158
Good-bye, Kyle.

611
00:33:34,566 --> 00:33:36,067
Bus comes
every 15 minutes.

612
00:33:36,118 --> 00:33:39,404
Oh, shut up.

613
00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:46,127
Find anything?

614
00:33:46,212 --> 00:33:47,762
Not yet.

615
00:33:47,847 --> 00:33:52,317
Running tests for MRSA.

616
00:33:52,385 --> 00:33:55,370
You've got everybody worried
about your quitting.

617
00:33:55,438 --> 00:33:58,022
You here as my boss
or my friend?

618
00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:02,927
If I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.

619
00:34:02,978 --> 00:34:06,197
I've learned a lot here.

620
00:34:06,265 --> 00:34:08,450
Enough to run
my own team.

621
00:34:08,517 --> 00:34:11,152
It's time I moved on.

622
00:34:11,237 --> 00:34:14,672
Unfortunately,
that's how I felt last year.

623
00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:16,908
And the year
before that.

624
00:34:16,959 --> 00:34:20,495
Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.

625
00:34:20,579 --> 00:34:23,415
You need structure.

626
00:34:23,466 --> 00:34:24,849
And support.

627
00:34:24,917 --> 00:34:26,785
Somebody else
calling the shots.

628
00:34:33,509 --> 00:34:37,095
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.

629
00:34:37,146 --> 00:34:40,181
You came down as House.

630
00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:45,103
You're trying to insult me
into making a decision.

631
00:34:45,171 --> 00:34:48,406
We've both seen it work.

632
00:34:48,474 --> 00:34:50,241
Either you rise
to the challenge

633
00:34:50,309 --> 00:34:52,744
and quit,

634
00:34:52,811 --> 00:34:54,829
or you stay.

635
00:34:54,914 --> 00:34:58,783
As a team member.

636
00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:01,819
Dr. Treiber!

637
00:35:01,871 --> 00:35:04,038
Dr. Treiber.

638
00:35:04,123 --> 00:35:08,126
He stopped responding when
I was changing his I.V. bag.

639
00:35:08,177 --> 00:35:10,845
Peter, open your eyes.

640
00:35:17,186 --> 00:35:18,019
Coma.

641
00:35:25,996 --> 00:35:27,428
Treiber's comatose.

642
00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,544
All brains on deck.

643
00:35:28,546 --> 00:35:30,343
Where should we start?
We think you might be right.

644
00:35:31,075 --> 00:35:33,160
I'm not.

645
00:35:33,156 --> 00:35:34,735
You couldn't have
gone through all of these.

646
00:35:34,824 --> 00:35:38,210
Don't have to.

647
00:35:38,294 --> 00:35:41,029
Treiber's reports
are thorough to a fault.

648
00:35:41,081 --> 00:35:43,415
His methods are fastidious.

649
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,717
The answer
isn't down here.

650
00:35:44,801 --> 00:35:46,919
Treiber didn't miss anything.
We did.

651
00:35:47,003 --> 00:35:48,387
So what?

652
00:35:48,471 --> 00:35:49,888
Psychosis, abdominal pain,
pleural effusions,

653
00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:51,640
enlarged heart, coma.

654
00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:52,675
Autoimmune,
maybe Goodpasture's.

655
00:35:52,726 --> 00:35:54,543
Kidneys are fine.
Vasculitis?

656
00:35:54,594 --> 00:35:55,728
- No fever.
- Lymphoma?

657
00:35:55,812 --> 00:35:57,146
Would've seen it
on the heart biopsy.

658
00:35:57,213 --> 00:35:59,348
Soap.

659
00:35:59,399 --> 00:36:01,567
It's the soap.

660
00:36:18,735 --> 00:36:21,036
I blew it.

661
00:36:21,104 --> 00:36:24,006
Oh, God, here it comes.

662
00:36:24,074 --> 00:36:25,340
As always.

663
00:36:25,408 --> 00:36:27,159
All I wanted was
some meaningless fun,

664
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:28,927
and I couldn't even
last three days.

665
00:36:28,995 --> 00:36:30,763
Sound asleep.

666
00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:32,848
I'm sleep talking.

667
00:36:32,915 --> 00:36:35,851
I had the chance to fulfill
a lifelong dream.

668
00:36:35,918 --> 00:36:37,753
I swear, I will jump
out of this moving bus

669
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,722
if you don't shut up.

670
00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:43,192
But instead, I sat with a sad,
old woman for 11/2 hours

671
00:36:43,259 --> 00:36:46,094
who forgot I existed
three seconds after she left.

672
00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:49,148
And the stupidest thing.

673
00:36:49,232 --> 00:36:53,235
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.

674
00:36:56,206 --> 00:36:58,957
In 12th grade I was madly
in love with Melanie Robbins,

675
00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:00,292
who happened
to look exactly like

676
00:37:00,376 --> 00:37:01,827
Julie Christie
in Dr. Zhivago.

677
00:37:01,911 --> 00:37:05,247
And she really liked me.

678
00:37:05,298 --> 00:37:09,168
Played spades every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.

679
00:37:09,252 --> 00:37:11,253
But of course,
there was this other guy.

680
00:37:11,304 --> 00:37:15,190
A great guy. Very popular.
He had a car.

681
00:37:15,258 --> 00:37:17,226
He had a band,

682
00:37:17,293 --> 00:37:19,862
a mustache...

683
00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:22,097
Kyle Calloway.

684
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,139
I assumed that—

685
00:37:31,191 --> 00:37:34,860
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together,

686
00:37:34,944 --> 00:37:36,578
but she asked me
for a favor.

687
00:37:36,646 --> 00:37:38,580
She asked...

688
00:37:40,483 --> 00:37:43,118
If I minded
if she went with him.

689
00:37:43,169 --> 00:37:48,090
She asked me if I minded.

690
00:37:49,325 --> 00:37:52,227
And I said I didn't.

691
00:37:52,295 --> 00:37:55,364
And that was it.

692
00:37:55,431 --> 00:37:57,382
And I just did it again.

693
00:37:57,467 --> 00:37:58,350
I let it go,

694
00:37:58,434 --> 00:37:59,852
like I let everything go.

695
00:37:59,936 --> 00:38:01,386
And here I am,
sitting on this bus,

696
00:38:01,471 --> 00:38:03,438
with tickets I bought
with my watch,

697
00:38:03,506 --> 00:38:07,693
heading back home,
so a...

698
00:38:07,777 --> 00:38:12,514
a CT scan
can decide my f-fate.

699
00:38:17,787 --> 00:38:21,957
I don't wanna go back,
House.

700
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,294
I just—

701
00:38:25,361 --> 00:38:29,214
I just wanna
keep being Kyle.

702
00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,972
Kyle would've ditched

703
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:40,309
that sad, old woman
from the bus stop.

704
00:38:40,376 --> 00:38:42,845
Probably would've
ditched me too.

705
00:38:48,067 --> 00:38:51,186
I can live without Kyle.

706
00:39:01,197 --> 00:39:02,748
Snoball?

707
00:39:13,076 --> 00:39:16,678
Guess this isn't heaven.

708
00:39:16,746 --> 00:39:18,814
We found out
who screwed up.

709
00:39:18,882 --> 00:39:20,349
You.

710
00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:23,752
It was your industrial-strength
antibacterial soap.

711
00:39:23,803 --> 00:39:26,805
The additional triclosan
does two things well:

712
00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:28,089
Kills MRSA

713
00:39:28,141 --> 00:39:30,525
and makes your thyroid
look stupid.

714
00:39:30,593 --> 00:39:32,194
It thinks the triclosan
is a real hormone

715
00:39:32,262 --> 00:39:33,111
and closes up shop.

716
00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:35,197
Excessive use over time

717
00:39:35,264 --> 00:39:37,366
combined with
excessive use of this

718
00:39:37,433 --> 00:39:39,401
led to hypothyroidism.

719
00:39:39,452 --> 00:39:42,788
Which went undiagnosed until it
presented with psychosis.

720
00:39:42,872 --> 00:39:44,239
When the ER put you
on the sedatives,

721
00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:49,194
it kicked you into
myxedema crisis.

722
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:52,414
Don't know that I ever
would've thought of that.

723
00:39:52,465 --> 00:39:54,549
House told us
to look for irony.

724
00:39:56,786 --> 00:39:59,154
Hey.

725
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:03,759
This wasn't House.

726
00:40:22,695 --> 00:40:23,979
My locker key.

727
00:40:26,315 --> 00:40:27,666
I'll give you
your own team.

728
00:40:29,585 --> 00:40:31,219
Thanks.

729
00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:34,256
But it's time
to step out of the shadow.

730
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,220
It's about time.

731
00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:19,835
Any news?

732
00:41:19,886 --> 00:41:23,138
Not yet.

733
00:41:23,205 --> 00:41:27,876
You come here so I could
talk you out of it?

734
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,012
I came to say thank you.

735
00:41:40,073 --> 00:41:41,356
It's been fun.

736
00:41:42,759 --> 00:41:43,992
Fun?

737
00:41:45,227 --> 00:41:47,729
Sounded pithier than...

738
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:51,833
"We've shared
a variety of situations."

739
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:57,839
Let me know
about Wilson.

740
00:42:10,686 --> 00:42:14,106
Why did you
let him go?

741
00:42:14,190 --> 00:42:18,060
Legal loophole.
13th Amendment.

742
00:42:18,111 --> 00:42:19,978
Abraham Lincoln may have
looked great in that hat,

743
00:42:20,063 --> 00:42:24,900
but his labor policies...

744
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,010
House.

745
00:42:35,494 --> 00:42:39,494
== sync, corrected by elderman ==