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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us

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how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right.

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So, back in 2005,

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when I was 27,

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my two best friends

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got engaged,

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and it got me thinking,

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maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where

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your Uncle Barney came in.

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I suggest we play

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a little game I like to call

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"Have you met Ted?"

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Wait, no, no, no.

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We're not playing

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"Have you met Ted?"

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Hi. Have you met Ted?

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So I asked her out.

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And I know this sounds crazy,

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but after just one date,

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I was in love with her

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which made me say

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something stupid.

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I think I'm in

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love with you.

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What?

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Oh, Dad.

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So then what happened?

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Nothing.

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I mean, I'd made

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a complete fool of myself.

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So, a week went by,

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and I decided not to call her.

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So you're not gonna call her?

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You went from,

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"I think I'm

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in love with you"

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to "I'm not

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gonna call her"?

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I wasn't

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in love with her, okay?

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I was briefly in love

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with the abstract concept

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of getting married.

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It had absolutely

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nothing to do with Robin.

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Robin.

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Hi.

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Look who I ran into.

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Since when do you guys

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know each other?

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Oh, since about... here.

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Lily recognized me

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from the news and...

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Hello, sailor!

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They just got engaged.

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Well, I should get

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back to the station.

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See you, guys.

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Nice seeing you, Ted.

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Yeah, you, too.

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Thanks.

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What? Damn it!

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I'm in love with her.

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No!

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As your sponsor,

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I will not let you relapse.

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You blew it, it's over, move on.

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I don't know, I just

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have this feeling

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she's the future

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Mrs. Ted Mosby.

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Lily, you squeaked?

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She said something

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about me, didn't she?

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Come on,

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spill it, Red!

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Fine.

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So, what do we

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think of Ted?

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Ted's something else.

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Huh.

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I'm gonna spin that as good.

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Lots of guys are something,

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I'm something else.

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Comes on a little strong.

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But, that's part of my charm.

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But, that's part

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of his charm.

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Oh, totally. I mean,

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he's sweet, he's charming,

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he's just

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looking for something

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a little bit more serious

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than I am.

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I mean, the most I can handle

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right now is something casual.

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This just stays

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between us, right?

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Are you kidding?

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This flapper?

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Fort Knox.

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Oops.

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She wants casual.

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Okay, I'll be casual.

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I'm going to be a mushroom cloud

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of casual.

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You know why?

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Cause it's a game...

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I want her to skip

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to the end and do the whole

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happily-ever-after thing.

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But you don't get there

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unless you play the game.

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So, are you going

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to ask her out?

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Yeah... No!

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I can't ask her out,

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because if I ask her

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out, I'm asking her out.

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So, how do I

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ask her out without

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asking her out?

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Did you guys get high?

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I got it.

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I don't ask her out.

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I invite her

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to our party next Friday.

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We're having

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a party next Friday?

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We are now. Casual.

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Yeah, cause nothing

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says "casual"

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like inviting a hundred people

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over just to mack on one girl.

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Oh, and Lily, that's my leg.

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You waited five minutes

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to tell me that?

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All right,

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so call her up.

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No, calling's not casual.

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I just got to bump

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into her somewhere.

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Now, if only I

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knew her schedule,

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I could arrange

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a chance encounter.

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That's great, Ted... you'll be

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the most casual stalker ever.

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Now, ever since Marshall

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put that ring on her finger,

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Lily had been,

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well, extra affectionate.

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Baby, no.

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I have a 25-page paper on

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constitutional law due Monday.

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I barely started.

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Hey, I'm just sitting

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here, wearing my ring,

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my beautiful ring.

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Kind of makes wearing

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other stuff seem wrong.

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Like my shirt.

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Kind of don't want to

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wear my shirt anymore.

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Or...

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my underwear.

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That's right, I'm

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not wearing any.

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No underwear?

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Not even slightly.

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Guys.

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Boundaries.

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There she is.

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Thanks, Bill.

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I'm reporting from

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the Razzle Dazzle Supermarket

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on 75th and Columbus...

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75th and Columbus.

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Game on!

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where four-year-old

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Leroy Ellenberg has climbed

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inside a grab-a-prize machine

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and gotten stuck.

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And, all in the pursuit

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of a stuffed, purple giraffe.

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For Metro News 1,

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I'm Robin Trubotsky.

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We're clear.

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Thanks, Don.

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Whew.

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Ted.

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Robin, wow!

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What are the odds?

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, you know, just, uh,

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shopping for, uh, dip.

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I love dip.

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I mean, I don't love

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dip, I like dip...

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as a friend, you know.

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So, uh, hey,

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you, uh,

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reporting a news

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story or something?

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Yeah, kid stuck

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in a crane machine.

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How sweet of you

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to call it news.

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Wow.

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Kid in a crane machine.

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Mm-hmm.

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You just had to have

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that toy, didn't you?

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Couldn't play the game

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like everyone else.

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You're all sweaty!

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Cute kid.

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Um, you know,

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it's so funny

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I should run into you.

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We're, uh, we're having a party

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next Friday,

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if you feel like swinging by.

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But, you know, whatever.

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Oh, I'm going back

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home next weekend.

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It's too bad

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it's not tonight.

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It is... it's tonight.

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This Friday.

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Did I say next Friday?

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Sorry, I guess

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I've been saying

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next Friday all week.

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But, yeah, it's tonight,

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the, uh, the party's tonight.

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But, you know, whatever.

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Hello?

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Hey, am I interrupting

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anything?

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No, no, I'm just

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writing my paper.

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Hitting the books.

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Yeah, well,

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you and Lily

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might want to put

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some clothes on.

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We're throwing

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a party in two hours.

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Okay, bye.

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So, Gatsby,

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what are you gonna

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do when Robin shows up?

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Okay, I got it all planned out.

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She steps through the door...

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and where's Ted?

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Not eagerly waiting

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by the door.

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No, I'm across the room

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at my drafting table,

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showing some foxy young thing

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all my cool architect stuff.

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So, Robin strolls over, and I

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casually give her one of these:

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"Hey, what's up?"

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She says, "Hey, nice place,

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et cetera, et cetera."

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And then, I say,

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"Well, make yourself at home."

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And, I casually return

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to my conversation.

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Then, an hour later...

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"Oh, you're still here?"

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I say,

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like I don't really care,

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but it's a nice surprise.

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And then, very casually:

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The roof!

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Get her up to the roof,

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and the roof

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takes care of the rest.

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What's so special

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about the roof?

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Oh, the moon, the stars,

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the shimmering skyline.

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You can't not fall in love

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on that roof.

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We do it up

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there, sometimes.

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Solid plan,

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my little friend.

299
00:07:23,015 --> 00:07:24,016
We're the same height.

300
00:07:24,058 --> 00:07:27,853
But, may I suggest one

301
00:07:24,058 --> 00:07:27,853
little modification.

302
00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:29,730
That foxy young thing

303
00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:29,730
you were chatting up,

304
00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,773
take her up to the roof

305
00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,773
and have sex with her.

306
00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:33,567
Crazy monkey style...

307
00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:33,567
That's not the plan.

308
00:07:33,608 --> 00:07:35,194
Well, it should be the plan.

309
00:07:35,236 --> 00:07:36,445
I mean, look at her.

310
00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:37,946
Ted, look at her.

311
00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:37,946
She's smoking!

312
00:07:37,988 --> 00:07:39,489
Thank you!

313
00:07:37,988 --> 00:07:39,489
Yeah...

314
00:07:39,531 --> 00:07:41,783
But, she's not Robin!

315
00:07:41,825 --> 00:07:42,951
Exactly!

316
00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:44,786
Ted, let's rap.

317
00:07:44,828 --> 00:07:46,538
At every

318
00:07:44,828 --> 00:07:46,538
New York party,

319
00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,416
there's always a girl

320
00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,416
who has no idea

321
00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:49,750
whose party she's at.

322
00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:50,751
She knows no

323
00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:50,751
one you know,

324
00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:52,544
and you will never

325
00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:52,544
see her again.

326
00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:57,425
Do you see where I'm

327
00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:57,425
going with this?

328
00:07:57,466 --> 00:07:58,550
Barney, I don't think so.

329
00:07:58,592 --> 00:08:00,010
Scoping.

330
00:08:01,429 --> 00:08:02,554
Scoping.

331
00:08:02,596 --> 00:08:03,972
Man, you're a dork.

332
00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:06,558
Target acquired!

333
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,185
Now it's time we

334
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,185
play a little game

335
00:08:08,227 --> 00:08:11,397
I like to call

336
00:08:08,227 --> 00:08:11,397
"Have you met Ted?"

337
00:08:08,227 --> 00:08:11,397
Oh, come on, not this.

338
00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:13,274
Hi. Have you met Ted?

339
00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:13,274
No.

340
00:08:13,315 --> 00:08:14,442
Hi. Hi.

341
00:08:14,483 --> 00:08:15,567
Do you know Marshall? Lily?

342
00:08:15,609 --> 00:08:16,777
No.

343
00:08:16,818 --> 00:08:18,779
Hmm. Do you know

344
00:08:16,818 --> 00:08:18,779
anyone at this party?

345
00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,364
I work with Carlos.

346
00:08:20,406 --> 00:08:21,615
Excuse me.

347
00:08:21,656 --> 00:08:22,824
Anyone know a Carlos?

348
00:08:22,866 --> 00:08:24,285
No.

349
00:08:22,866 --> 00:08:24,285
No.

350
00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:25,619
On a silver platter.

351
00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:27,955
Bon appétit.

352
00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:29,206
I don't think so.

353
00:08:29,248 --> 00:08:31,583
Your loss, her gain.

354
00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:32,584
Excuse me.

355
00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:33,585
Can I show you the roof?

356
00:08:33,627 --> 00:08:35,545
It's magical up there.

357
00:08:35,587 --> 00:08:36,588
Sure.

358
00:08:35,587 --> 00:08:36,588
Wait, wait.

359
00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:37,589
Hey, hey, I got

360
00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:37,589
that roof reserved.

361
00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:38,840
Dude, Robin's not coming.

362
00:08:38,882 --> 00:08:42,261
Hey, she's going

363
00:08:38,882 --> 00:08:42,261
to show up!

364
00:08:44,263 --> 00:08:45,597
She'll show up.

365
00:08:45,639 --> 00:08:48,142
She didn't show up.

366
00:08:48,183 --> 00:08:51,019
At least

367
00:08:48,183 --> 00:08:51,019
it was a great party.

368
00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:53,772
I ate, like, four

369
00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:53,772
whole cans of dip.

370
00:08:53,814 --> 00:08:56,442
You always know what to say,

371
00:08:53,814 --> 00:08:56,442
old friend.

372
00:09:00,237 --> 00:09:01,613
It's Robin.

373
00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:02,823
Answer it.

374
00:09:02,864 --> 00:09:04,616
No, no, not right away...

375
00:09:02,864 --> 00:09:04,616
got to seem casual.

376
00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,036
Hello?

377
00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:10,038
I'm so sorry

378
00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:10,038
I missed your party.

379
00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,333
Who is this? Meredith?

380
00:09:12,374 --> 00:09:13,417
Robin.

381
00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:14,709
Oh, Robin!

382
00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:18,547
Hey! Yeah, I, uh, guess

383
00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:18,547
you never showed up, did you?

384
00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:19,631
No, I got stuck at work.

385
00:09:19,673 --> 00:09:22,426
But, they finally got that kid

386
00:09:19,673 --> 00:09:22,426
out of the crane machine.

387
00:09:22,468 --> 00:09:24,011
Did he get to keep

388
00:09:22,468 --> 00:09:24,011
the purple giraffe?

389
00:09:24,052 --> 00:09:26,054
Yeah, they let him keep

390
00:09:24,052 --> 00:09:26,054
all the toys.

391
00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:27,639
He was in there a long time,

392
00:09:27,681 --> 00:09:29,641
and little kids

393
00:09:27,681 --> 00:09:29,641
have small bladders.

394
00:09:29,683 --> 00:09:31,643
I wish your party

395
00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:32,686
was tonight.

396
00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:36,440
It is... the party's tonight.

397
00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:38,650
Yeah, uh...

398
00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:40,944
it's a two-day party,

399
00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:40,944
'cause that's just how we roll.

400
00:09:42,446 --> 00:09:45,657
Uh, so, if you want to swing by,

401
00:09:42,446 --> 00:09:45,657
you know, it's casual.

402
00:09:45,699 --> 00:09:47,826
See ya.

403
00:09:50,871 --> 00:09:52,456
So, that was Robin.

404
00:09:50,871 --> 00:09:52,456
What are you

405
00:09:52,498 --> 00:09:53,457
doing to me, man?

406
00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:55,250
I got a paper to write!

407
00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:55,250
I know! Sorry!

408
00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:56,668
It's terrible!

409
00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:59,671
I'll buy more dip!

410
00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:59,671
Ted! Ted, wait!

411
00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:02,632
Get French onion!

412
00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:06,678
Can you believe this guy?

413
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,638
I got a paper to write.

414
00:10:09,764 --> 00:10:11,392
Okay, fine.

415
00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,310
But, it's got to be,

416
00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,310
like, super-quick,

417
00:10:13,352 --> 00:10:14,811
and no cuddling after.

418
00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:17,981
I'm the luckiest

419
00:10:14,853 --> 00:10:17,981
girl alive.

420
00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:26,407
You were so right

421
00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:26,407
about the roof!

422
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:27,699
The roof!

423
00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:30,702
The roof is

424
00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:30,702
on fire, Ted!

425
00:10:30,744 --> 00:10:32,204
That girl from

426
00:10:30,744 --> 00:10:32,204
last night...

427
00:10:32,246 --> 00:10:33,747
I took her back

428
00:10:32,246 --> 00:10:33,747
to my place,

429
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:35,249
then this morning,

430
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:35,249
took her outside,

431
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,833
spun her around a

432
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,833
couple times and

433
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,833
sent her walking.

434
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,711
She will never find her way

435
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,711
back, and there she is.

436
00:10:39,753 --> 00:10:42,672
How did she get here?

437
00:10:39,753 --> 00:10:42,672
Did you invite her?

438
00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:43,715
I have no idea who that is.

439
00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:45,384
She said she works

440
00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:45,384
with Carlos.

441
00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:45,384
Who's Carlos?

442
00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:46,552
I don't know any Carlos.

443
00:10:47,802 --> 00:10:48,720
Hi, you!

444
00:10:48,762 --> 00:10:50,180
You're back!

445
00:10:50,222 --> 00:10:51,432
I sure am.

446
00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:53,434
Mmm.

447
00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:55,727
Come on, sweetie,

448
00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:55,727
I need a drink.

449
00:10:55,769 --> 00:10:57,521
"Sweetie"? Really?

450
00:10:57,563 --> 00:10:59,731
Help.

451
00:10:59,773 --> 00:11:01,733
Whoa! Whoa, rabbits!

452
00:11:01,775 --> 00:11:03,360
Come on,

453
00:11:03,402 --> 00:11:04,736
I got that

454
00:11:03,402 --> 00:11:04,736
roof reserved.

455
00:11:04,778 --> 00:11:06,614
All right.

456
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:10,576
So, it's over between me

457
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:10,576
and works-with-Carlos girl.

458
00:11:10,618 --> 00:11:11,743
Whoa! That was fast.

459
00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:13,328
Yeah. I was

460
00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:13,328
trying to think,

461
00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:16,748
what's the quickest

462
00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:16,748
way to get rid of a

463
00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:16,748
girl you just met?

464
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,708
I think I'm in love with you.

465
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,085
What?

466
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:23,046
Thanks, bro.

467
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:23,046
Glad I could help.

468
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:26,758
What the...

469
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:26,758
No, no, no. Come on.

470
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,718
Sorry, Ted.

471
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,348
Great. What am I going to

472
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,348
do when Robin shows up?

473
00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,766
She'll show up.

474
00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:36,435
She didn't show up.

475
00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:38,019
All right.

476
00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:39,438
We threw two parties.

477
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,814
Everybody had fun.

478
00:11:40,855 --> 00:11:44,818
Everybody wanged,

479
00:11:40,855 --> 00:11:44,818
everybody chunged.

480
00:11:44,859 --> 00:11:46,778
Now, the kid has

481
00:11:44,859 --> 00:11:46,778
got to get to work,

482
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:48,447
and the kid is not

483
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:48,447
to be disturbed.

484
00:11:48,489 --> 00:11:49,615
Repeat after me.

485
00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:51,866
I will not have sex

486
00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:51,866
with Marshall.

487
00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:55,496
I will not have sex

488
00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:55,496
with Marshall.

489
00:11:57,831 --> 00:12:00,792
It's Robin.

490
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,002
Hello?

491
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,795
Hi, Ted.

492
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,795
Amanda?

493
00:12:03,837 --> 00:12:04,879
Oh, Denise!

494
00:12:04,921 --> 00:12:07,215
Sorry, you totally sounded

495
00:12:04,921 --> 00:12:07,215
like Amanda.

496
00:12:07,257 --> 00:12:07,799
It's Robin.

497
00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,801
Oh, Robin.

498
00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:10,844
Hi.

499
00:12:10,885 --> 00:12:12,513
I totally wanted to come.

500
00:12:12,554 --> 00:12:13,805
I got stuck at work again.

501
00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:14,889
I feel like I live there.

502
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:17,017
I'm sorry I missed your party,

503
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:17,017
again.

504
00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:20,521
Hey, ain't no thing

505
00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:20,521
but a chicken wing, mamacita.

506
00:12:20,562 --> 00:12:21,771
Who am I?

507
00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,107
I guess there's no chance

508
00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,107
your two-dayer

509
00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:25,817
turned into a three-dayer?

510
00:12:25,859 --> 00:12:27,569
It did, indeed.

511
00:12:27,611 --> 00:12:28,903
The party continues tonight.

512
00:12:28,945 --> 00:12:30,698
Yeah.

513
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,700
Uh, last night,

514
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,700
people were like,

515
00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:32,700
"Keep it going, bro.

516
00:12:32,741 --> 00:12:34,493
Party trifecta."

517
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:35,536
Wow!

518
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:36,828
Okay, well, I'll be there.

519
00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:37,912
Great!

520
00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:39,164
See you tonight.

521
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,210
So, that was Robin.

522
00:12:44,753 --> 00:12:48,006
So, I threw a third party

523
00:12:44,753 --> 00:12:48,006
for Robin...

524
00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:50,509
on a Sunday night.

525
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,761
Well, this is lame.

526
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:55,305
Lame... or casual?

527
00:12:55,347 --> 00:12:56,765
Lame.

528
00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,808
Or casual?

529
00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:01,603
Hey, law books.

530
00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:03,855
Ready for a little

531
00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:03,855
15 minute recess?

532
00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:05,273
Sorry, baby,

533
00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:05,273
I got to work.

534
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,776
I need all my blood up here.

535
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,696
Has anybody seen An

536
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,696
Introduction to Contract Tort

537
00:13:10,738 --> 00:13:13,823
and Restitution Statutes

538
00:13:10,738 --> 00:13:13,823
from 1865-1923?

539
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,993
Anybody seen a big-ass book?

540
00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:18,870
No.

541
00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:21,415
Hello, Barney.

542
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:23,166
Of course.

543
00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:26,878
You look well.

544
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,672
Is it weird they invited

545
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,672
both of us?

546
00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:31,800
Who?

547
00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:33,134
Who invited you?

548
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,721
No one even knows

549
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,721
who you are!

550
00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:41,059
I understand you're hurt,

551
00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:41,059
but you don't have to be cruel.

552
00:13:41,101 --> 00:13:42,936
Carlos was right about you.

553
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:45,939
Who is Carlos?

554
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:48,776
Hey, where the

555
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:48,776
hell is my...?

556
00:13:48,817 --> 00:13:50,402
Oh...!

557
00:13:51,945 --> 00:13:54,906
Okay...

558
00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:56,908
An Introduction

559
00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:56,908
to Contract Tort

560
00:13:56,950 --> 00:14:01,663
and Restitution Statutes

561
00:13:56,950 --> 00:14:01,663
from 1865-1923

562
00:14:01,705 --> 00:14:03,164
is not a coaster!

563
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:06,752
Ted, I'm jeopardizing my law

564
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:06,752
career so you can throw not one,

565
00:14:06,794 --> 00:14:10,255
not two, but three parties

566
00:14:06,794 --> 00:14:10,255
for some girl that you just met

567
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:11,923
who's probably not even going

568
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:11,923
to show up!

569
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:13,550
I mean, where

570
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:13,550
is she, Ted, huh?

571
00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:15,385
Where's Robin?

572
00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:18,806
Hi.

573
00:14:18,847 --> 00:14:19,889
Hi, Robin.

574
00:14:20,974 --> 00:14:22,726
Wow.

575
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,735
So, you threw all these parties

576
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,735
for me?

577
00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:32,694
No.

578
00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:34,696
Oh, you thought that...

579
00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:34,696
no!

580
00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:35,947
I... okay, yes.

581
00:14:35,989 --> 00:14:37,115
You got me.

582
00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:39,242
One of the reasons

583
00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:39,242
I threw these parties

584
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:41,328
was so that

585
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:41,328
I could introduce you

586
00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:44,539
to, um, this guy.

587
00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:45,874
Uh, I figured, you know,

588
00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:47,292
since it didn't work out

589
00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:47,292
between us

590
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,960
and now we can

591
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,960
just laugh about it...

592
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,339
Anyway, Robin,

593
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,339
this is...

594
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:53,965
Carlos.

595
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:56,426
Oh!

596
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:56,426
Oh!

597
00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:03,933
She's still talking

598
00:15:02,307 --> 00:15:03,933
to Carlos.

599
00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:05,977
I can still win this.

600
00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,020
I-it's not over.

601
00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:08,271
Okay, buddy.

602
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,857
Time for

603
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,857
the tough talk.

604
00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:12,901
Robin seems great,

605
00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:12,901
but let's look at the facts.

606
00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:14,110
You want

607
00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:14,110
to get married.

608
00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:15,236
And right now,

609
00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:16,905
there's a million women

610
00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:16,905
in New York

611
00:15:16,946 --> 00:15:18,699
looking for exactly you.

612
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,158
But Robin ain't

613
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,158
one of them.

614
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,576
She's not just

615
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,576
one of them.

616
00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:22,994
She's the one.

617
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:25,955
Yeah, well, the one

618
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:25,955
is heading up to the roof.

619
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,001
What are you going to do?

620
00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,753
Nothing.

621
00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:32,754
It's a game.

622
00:15:32,796 --> 00:15:36,633
I got to just keep playing it.

623
00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:16,089
Ted...

624
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:18,675
Hey, Carlos, can you

625
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:18,675
give us a minute?

626
00:16:18,717 --> 00:16:20,051
Hey, no sweat, hombre.

627
00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:22,053
See ya.

628
00:16:24,973 --> 00:16:26,683
Robin...

629
00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:28,727
look, I didn't

630
00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:28,727
throw this party

631
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:29,853
to set you up

632
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:29,853
with Carlos,

633
00:16:29,895 --> 00:16:32,773
or the one before that,

634
00:16:29,895 --> 00:16:32,773
or the one before that.

635
00:16:34,107 --> 00:16:36,902
I threw these parties

636
00:16:34,107 --> 00:16:36,902
because I wanted to see you.

637
00:16:36,944 --> 00:16:39,780
Well, here I am.

638
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:43,951
There's something here,

639
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:43,951
look, unless I'm crazy.

640
00:16:43,992 --> 00:16:45,953
You're not crazy.

641
00:16:47,871 --> 00:16:49,080
I don't know, Ted.

642
00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:51,750
I mean, we barely

643
00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:51,750
know each other

644
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,668
and you're looking at me

645
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,668
with that look.

646
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:54,836
And, it's like...

647
00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:56,004
Like, like what?

648
00:16:56,045 --> 00:16:58,715
Like, "Let's fall in love

649
00:16:56,045 --> 00:16:58,715
and get married

650
00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:01,426
and have kids and drive them

651
00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:01,426
to soccer practice."

652
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:02,552
I'm not going

653
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:02,552
to force sports on them

654
00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:04,137
unless they're interested.

655
00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,098
It's a great look.

656
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,934
But you're looking

657
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,934
at the wrong girl.

658
00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:09,768
No, I'm not.

659
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,144
Yes, you are.

660
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:13,897
I don't want to get married

661
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:13,897
right now, maybe ever.

662
00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:15,064
And, if we got together,

663
00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,567
I'd feel like I'd either have

664
00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,567
to marry you

665
00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:19,193
or break your heart, and...

666
00:17:20,779 --> 00:17:23,740
I just couldn't do

667
00:17:20,779 --> 00:17:23,740
either of those things.

668
00:17:23,782 --> 00:17:26,576
Just like you can't turn off

669
00:17:23,782 --> 00:17:26,576
the way you feel.

670
00:17:29,788 --> 00:17:30,872
Click.

671
00:17:30,914 --> 00:17:32,290
Off. Let's make out.

672
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,835
What?

673
00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:36,753
What? That was

674
00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:36,753
the off switch.

675
00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:38,046
And I turned it off.

676
00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:40,465
I mean, look,

677
00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:40,465
sure, yes,

678
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:42,968
I want to fall in love, get

679
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:42,968
married, blah, blah, blah.

680
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:45,178
But, on the other hand...

681
00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:49,724
you, me, the roof.

682
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:52,268
There's no off switch.

683
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:55,146
There is an off switch.

684
00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:56,857
And it's off.

685
00:17:56,898 --> 00:17:59,442
No, it's not.

686
00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:01,402
Yes, it is.

687
00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:02,487
No, it's not.

688
00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:05,573
Yes... it is.

689
00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:22,131
No, it's not.

690
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:23,091
You're right.

691
00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:26,177
There's no off switch.

692
00:18:26,219 --> 00:18:29,180
God, I wish there

693
00:18:26,219 --> 00:18:29,180
was an off switch!

694
00:18:29,222 --> 00:18:31,516
Me, too.

695
00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:37,647
So, um...

696
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,943
What do we do now?

697
00:18:43,194 --> 00:18:44,195
We could be friends.

698
00:18:44,237 --> 00:18:47,032
Oh...

699
00:18:47,074 --> 00:18:48,116
Look,

700
00:18:48,157 --> 00:18:51,202
I know it sounds insincere

701
00:18:48,157 --> 00:18:51,202
when people say that,

702
00:18:51,244 --> 00:18:53,872
but... we could.

703
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,207
I don't know, Robin.

704
00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:57,834
I've made such a jackass

705
00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:57,834
of myself here.

706
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,878
We start hanging out,

707
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,878
every time I see you

708
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,212
it'll be like,

709
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,212
"Oh, that's right.

710
00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:03,006
I'm a jackass."

711
00:19:03,048 --> 00:19:04,132
You're not a jackass.

712
00:19:04,173 --> 00:19:05,842
Look, I'm sorry.

713
00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:08,678
I only moved here in April

714
00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:08,678
and I'm always working

715
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,766
and I just haven't met

716
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,766
a lot of good people so far.

717
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:17,062
But I understand.

718
00:19:17,104 --> 00:19:21,232
Well, uh, maybe

719
00:19:17,104 --> 00:19:21,232
in a few months,

720
00:19:21,274 --> 00:19:22,525
after it's not so fresh,

721
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:26,237
we could all, uh,

722
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:26,237
you know, get a beer.

723
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,615
Yeah.

724
00:19:28,656 --> 00:19:30,199
That sounds good.

725
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:33,870
I'll see you, Ted.

726
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:40,460
Or, you know, now.

727
00:19:43,296 --> 00:19:47,092
We could all get a beer now.

728
00:19:49,469 --> 00:19:51,054
I'd like that.

729
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:55,266
My friends are going

730
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:55,266
to love you...

731
00:19:55,308 --> 00:19:57,685
like you, you know,

732
00:19:55,308 --> 00:19:57,685
as a friend.

733
00:19:58,728 --> 00:19:59,980
Jackass.

734
00:20:02,899 --> 00:20:03,775
Unbelievable.

735
00:20:03,817 --> 00:20:06,194
That's just a recipe

736
00:20:06,235 --> 00:20:07,779
for disaster.

737
00:20:06,235 --> 00:20:07,779
They work together!

738
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:08,780
Are you jealous?

739
00:20:08,822 --> 00:20:09,906
Oh, please.

740
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:12,492
What does Carlos have

741
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:12,492
that I don't?

742
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:13,701
A date tonight.

743
00:20:13,743 --> 00:20:14,577
Oh!

744
00:20:14,619 --> 00:20:15,703
Stop the tape.

745
00:20:14,619 --> 00:20:15,703
Rewind.

746
00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:16,997
Play it again.

747
00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:18,289
A date tonight.

748
00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:19,916
Oh!

749
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,250
I'm not sure

750
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,250
I like her.

751
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,419
Hey, don't you have a paper

752
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,419
to write?

753
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,713
Dude, you're talking to the kid.

754
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:26,631
I know it.

755
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,008
I'm going to knock back

756
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,008
this beer.

757
00:20:28,049 --> 00:20:29,801
I'm going to knock back

758
00:20:28,049 --> 00:20:29,801
one more beer.

759
00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:30,718
I'm going to go home.

760
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,846
I'm going to write

761
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,846
a 25-page paper.

762
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:35,389
I'm going to hand it in

763
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:35,389
and I'm going to get an "A."

764
00:20:35,431 --> 00:20:38,309
My name is Rufus

765
00:20:35,431 --> 00:20:38,309
and that's the trufus.

766
00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:40,854
He got a B-minus.

767
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:43,272
But still,

768
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:43,272
25 pages in one night, B-minus?

769
00:20:43,314 --> 00:20:45,316
The kid was good.

770
00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:46,609
At least let me buy you a beer.

771
00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:47,568
Come on,

772
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:48,778
I'll buy everyone a beer.

773
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:51,114
I'll help carry.

774
00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:56,369
You know something,

775
00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:56,369
Ted?

776
00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:56,369
What?

777
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,453
You are a catch.

778
00:20:57,495 --> 00:21:00,623
You're going to make

779
00:20:57,495 --> 00:21:00,623
some girl very happy.

780
00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:03,043
And I am going

781
00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:03,043
to help you find her.

782
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:05,628
Well, good luck.

783
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:08,006
I mean, maybe New York's

784
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:08,006
just too big a town.

785
00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:09,632
I mean, there's millions

786
00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:09,632
of people in this city.

787
00:21:09,674 --> 00:21:11,218
How, in all this mess,

788
00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:13,344
is a guy supposed to find

789
00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:13,344
the love of his life?

790
00:21:13,386 --> 00:21:15,304
I mean, where

791
00:21:13,386 --> 00:21:15,304
do you even begin?

792
00:21:17,807 --> 00:21:18,766
Hi.

793
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:20,434
Have you met Ted?

794
00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:30,111
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795
00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:30,111
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796
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