1 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:18,164 Kids, the thing 2 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:18,164 about New Year's Eve 3 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:18,164 is that it sucks. 4 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:19,917 Sure it looks great on TV. 5 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,127 But in reality, it's always 6 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,127 just a big letdown. 7 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:25,422 But in 2005, I attempted 8 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:25,422 to do the impossible: 9 00:00:25,464 --> 00:00:27,382 To give my friends 10 00:00:25,464 --> 00:00:27,382 a great New Year's Eve. 11 00:00:27,424 --> 00:00:29,092 I had an idea of 12 00:00:27,424 --> 00:00:29,092 how to do it, too, 13 00:00:29,134 --> 00:00:31,804 and all it cost was 14 00:00:29,134 --> 00:00:31,804 half my Christmas bonus. 15 00:00:40,353 --> 00:00:43,440 Yeah, that's right. A limo. 16 00:00:50,238 --> 00:00:52,324 Oh, man, Ted, 17 00:00:50,238 --> 00:00:52,324 this is great. 18 00:00:52,365 --> 00:00:54,618 Okay, people, 19 00:00:52,365 --> 00:00:54,618 let's talk strategy. 20 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:57,871 Last New Year's, 21 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:57,871 we went our separate ways, 22 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:57,871 and it sucked. 23 00:00:57,913 --> 00:01:00,373 This year, 24 00:00:57,913 --> 00:01:00,373 we party together, 25 00:00:57,913 --> 00:01:00,373 or not at all. 26 00:01:00,415 --> 00:01:02,501 Now, I sifted through 27 00:01:00,415 --> 00:01:02,501 your party submissions, 28 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,004 and I narrowed them 29 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,004 down to these five. 30 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,004 Question. 31 00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:07,172 Uh, yes, Barney, 32 00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:07,172 your submissions 33 00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:07,172 were received, 34 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:09,842 and no, 35 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:09,842 we will not be attending 36 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:09,842 any parties in your pants. 37 00:01:09,883 --> 00:01:11,051 Oh. 38 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,761 But you enjoyed 39 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,761 the e-vite, right? 40 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:14,429 That was an actual 41 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:14,429 picture of my pants. 42 00:01:14,471 --> 00:01:15,848 Yeah. 43 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:17,850 We will hit all five 44 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:17,850 parties before midnight, 45 00:01:17,891 --> 00:01:19,685 and then narrow them 46 00:01:17,891 --> 00:01:19,685 down to one, 47 00:01:19,726 --> 00:01:21,979 the most awesome party 48 00:01:19,726 --> 00:01:21,979 in New York City, 49 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:26,232 and that is where 50 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:26,232 we will ring, nay, 51 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:26,232 rock in the new year. 52 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:27,818 All right, 53 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:27,818 and party number one, 54 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,778 that's where we 55 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,778 get to meet Marybeth? 56 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,778 Mmm-hmm. 57 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:30,946 Marybeth? 58 00:01:30,988 --> 00:01:32,364 Oh, she works in my office. 59 00:01:32,405 --> 00:01:34,157 She seems like 60 00:01:32,405 --> 00:01:34,157 she might be into me. 61 00:01:34,199 --> 00:01:36,159 She's always finding 62 00:01:34,199 --> 00:01:36,159 reasons to hug me. 63 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:37,202 So tonight, we'll see... 64 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:43,208 People often ask me, 65 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:43,208 "Barney, how is it 66 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:43,208 that you're so psyched 67 00:01:43,249 --> 00:01:44,626 "so much of the time?" 68 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:46,211 By who? Who asks you that? 69 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:50,215 And the answer is right here. 70 00:01:50,256 --> 00:01:53,677 My own, personal, 71 00:01:50,256 --> 00:01:53,677 get-psyched mix. 72 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:55,888 Now, people often think 73 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:55,888 a good mix 74 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:55,888 should rise and fall, 75 00:01:55,929 --> 00:01:57,723 but people are wrong. 76 00:01:57,764 --> 00:02:00,934 It should be all rise, baby. 77 00:02:00,976 --> 00:02:03,854 Now, prepare yourselves 78 00:02:00,976 --> 00:02:03,854 for an audio journey 79 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:07,066 into the white-hot 80 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:07,066 center of adrenaline. 81 00:02:08,025 --> 00:02:09,818 Bam. 82 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:13,780 It's working. 83 00:02:13,822 --> 00:02:15,448 I'm definitely 84 00:02:13,822 --> 00:02:15,448 getting psyched. 85 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:18,869 God. I'm reaching 86 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:18,869 dangerous levels of psychage. 87 00:02:18,911 --> 00:02:20,120 Must do robot. 88 00:02:21,788 --> 00:02:22,873 Let's do this! 89 00:02:22,915 --> 00:02:24,124 Yes! Let's! 90 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,001 Oh, driver? 91 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,045 Hello! 92 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:30,923 Hey, Ranjit! 93 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:33,174 Dude, you're driving 94 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:33,174 a limo now. That's awesome. 95 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:35,761 I've moved up in the world. 96 00:02:35,802 --> 00:02:37,679 How do you guys 97 00:02:35,802 --> 00:02:37,679 know each other? 98 00:02:37,721 --> 00:02:39,222 Oh, we rode 99 00:02:37,721 --> 00:02:39,222 in his cab one time. 100 00:02:39,264 --> 00:02:41,850 It's a long story. 101 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:44,185 Hey, what are we waiting for? 102 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:44,185 We got five parties to hit, 103 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:44,185 and three hours to do it. 104 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:46,021 Oh, I wish I could 105 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:46,021 come with you guys, 106 00:02:46,063 --> 00:02:48,941 but Derek should be coming by 107 00:02:46,063 --> 00:02:48,941 any minute to pick me up. 108 00:02:48,982 --> 00:02:53,653 Oh, yeah, 109 00:02:48,982 --> 00:02:53,653 Robin was spending New Year's 110 00:02:48,982 --> 00:02:53,653 with her boyfriend Derek. 111 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,865 Derek. He was, like, rich, 112 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,865 successful, handsome. 113 00:02:56,907 --> 00:02:58,241 I hated that guy. 114 00:02:59,576 --> 00:03:01,161 Oh, I'll miss you guys. 115 00:02:59,576 --> 00:03:01,161 Have fun. 116 00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:02,162 Bye. 117 00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:02,162 Happy New Year. 118 00:03:02,203 --> 00:03:04,081 Bye. 119 00:03:02,203 --> 00:03:04,081 Here we go. 120 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:08,127 Oh, this kind of sucks. 121 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:09,711 Okay, nobody get down. 122 00:03:09,753 --> 00:03:10,963 We knew this going in. 123 00:03:11,004 --> 00:03:12,714 We're a man down. 124 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:15,175 That just means 125 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:15,175 were gonna have to party 126 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:15,175 that much harder. 127 00:03:15,216 --> 00:03:17,844 Ranjit. Party number one. 128 00:03:17,886 --> 00:03:19,763 Party number one! 129 00:03:19,805 --> 00:03:21,140 Party number one! 130 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:28,730 I can't believe 131 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:28,730 we're leaving a party 132 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:28,730 that had pigs in blankets. 133 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:31,191 If you think we can beat that, 134 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:31,191 you got some brass ones. 135 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:33,110 Hey, we've got 136 00:03:31,232 --> 00:03:33,110 four more parties to hit. 137 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:35,112 If party number one 138 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:35,112 turns out to be the best, 139 00:03:35,154 --> 00:03:36,863 we'll just limo on back to it. 140 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:38,573 We didn't really 141 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:38,573 get a chance to meet. 142 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:40,909 I'm Lily, and this is 143 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:40,909 my fiance, Marshall. 144 00:03:40,951 --> 00:03:42,619 Hi. Marybeth. 145 00:03:42,661 --> 00:03:44,704 It's so great 146 00:03:42,661 --> 00:03:44,704 to meet you guys. 147 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:45,956 Oh, well, my word. 148 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:48,333 Oh, hey. 149 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:48,333 Well, you're friendly. 150 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:54,506 Hello, American party 151 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:54,506 friends of Barney's. 152 00:03:55,465 --> 00:03:56,925 Oh, no. 153 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:58,135 So, Barney, 154 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:58,135 who's your new friend? 155 00:03:58,177 --> 00:03:59,845 Natalya. 156 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:01,972 Oh, friendly. 157 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:05,184 So, where are you from, 158 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:05,184 Natalya? 159 00:04:05,225 --> 00:04:06,810 She... Who knows? 160 00:04:06,852 --> 00:04:09,229 The former Soviet Republic 161 00:04:06,852 --> 00:04:09,229 of Drunk-off-her-ass-istan? 162 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:13,274 Super drunk fantastic, huh? 163 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:17,196 Isn't she awesome? 164 00:04:17,237 --> 00:04:19,280 Uh, how are your 165 00:04:17,237 --> 00:04:19,280 feet doing, baby? 166 00:04:17,237 --> 00:04:19,280 Oh, okay. 167 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:23,035 I love these shoes, 168 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:23,035 but the pain-to-hotness 169 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:23,035 ratio is pretty steep. 170 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:25,286 Can we swing by the apartment 171 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:25,286 so I can change? 172 00:04:25,328 --> 00:04:27,789 Come on, Lily. 173 00:04:25,328 --> 00:04:27,789 We have a tightly 174 00:04:25,328 --> 00:04:27,789 scheduled evening 175 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:29,082 of awesomeness ahead of us. 176 00:04:29,124 --> 00:04:30,834 I need you to power 177 00:04:29,124 --> 00:04:30,834 through the pain. 178 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:34,171 Okay, Ted, but these dogs 179 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:34,171 are really barking. 180 00:04:34,213 --> 00:04:35,672 It's true. I can hear them. 181 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:37,132 What's that, little boys? 182 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:37,132 What's that? 183 00:04:37,174 --> 00:04:40,260 You wanna go for a rock? 184 00:04:41,928 --> 00:04:44,723 Ranjit, party number two! 185 00:04:44,764 --> 00:04:46,307 Party number two! 186 00:04:52,231 --> 00:04:54,691 Party number two, 187 00:04:52,231 --> 00:04:54,691 not so good. 188 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:56,235 No, let's go back 189 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:56,235 to party number one. 190 00:04:56,276 --> 00:04:58,111 No, no turning back. 191 00:04:58,153 --> 00:05:00,155 Ranjit, party number three. 192 00:05:00,197 --> 00:05:01,865 Party number three! 193 00:05:01,907 --> 00:05:03,491 Yeah! 194 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:04,743 Oh, wait, wait, wait! 195 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:07,204 We have to turn around. 196 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:07,204 We left Natalya. 197 00:05:07,246 --> 00:05:09,915 Barney, none of us 198 00:05:07,246 --> 00:05:09,915 really liked her. 199 00:05:09,956 --> 00:05:11,041 What? 200 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,584 Sorry. 201 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:14,294 Oh, very nice, Lily. 202 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:16,963 You know, she is 203 00:05:14,335 --> 00:05:16,963 a guest in this country. 204 00:05:17,005 --> 00:05:19,716 So, while you may choose 205 00:05:17,005 --> 00:05:19,716 to turn your back on her, 206 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:22,094 I choose to turn 207 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:22,094 my front on her. 208 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:23,220 What up. 209 00:05:24,637 --> 00:05:26,223 I'm sorry about Barney. 210 00:05:26,265 --> 00:05:28,725 No, I'm having a great time. 211 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:31,144 I'm really glad that 212 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:31,144 you asked me out tonight. 213 00:05:31,186 --> 00:05:33,354 Me, too. Just a sec. 214 00:05:36,983 --> 00:05:38,110 Hey, Robin. 215 00:05:38,151 --> 00:05:40,486 Ted, Derek stood me up. 216 00:05:40,528 --> 00:05:42,239 Derek. 217 00:05:42,281 --> 00:05:44,241 Now we had a tight schedule 218 00:05:42,281 --> 00:05:44,241 to keep that night, 219 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:47,160 and I was already on a date 220 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:47,160 with another girl. 221 00:05:47,202 --> 00:05:49,162 But it was Robin. 222 00:05:49,204 --> 00:05:51,206 Ranjit, turn it around. 223 00:06:00,673 --> 00:06:04,344 Hi. Oh, God, 224 00:06:00,673 --> 00:06:04,344 I am so sorry about this. 225 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:07,097 You guys had your schedule, 226 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:07,097 and I screwed it all up. 227 00:06:07,139 --> 00:06:09,390 No. This is perfect. 228 00:06:07,139 --> 00:06:09,390 It's meant to be. 229 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:11,017 We're all back together. 230 00:06:11,059 --> 00:06:12,560 What happened? 231 00:06:12,602 --> 00:06:14,854 Oh, Derek's stuck in 232 00:06:12,602 --> 00:06:14,854 Connecticut closing some deal. 233 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,898 Who works on New Year's Eve? 234 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:21,153 Okay, now I feel worse. 235 00:06:21,194 --> 00:06:23,280 I was really looking 236 00:06:21,194 --> 00:06:23,280 forward to this night. 237 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:25,031 This sucks. 238 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,329 Oh, dude, not now! 239 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:31,830 What? 240 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:31,830 She needs to get psyched! 241 00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:34,374 Barney! 242 00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:34,374 Fine. 243 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:35,834 Maybe I should just go home. 244 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:38,837 Barney! 245 00:06:38,878 --> 00:06:41,422 My finger slipped. 246 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:43,342 Look, Robin. 247 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:43,342 You're not going home. 248 00:06:43,383 --> 00:06:45,260 Come on, it's New Year's Eve. 249 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:47,428 Look, so your date 250 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:47,428 fell through, so what? 251 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,597 What do you need a date for? 252 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,597 Someone to kiss at midnight? 253 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,597 Fine. 254 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:52,851 I'll kiss you 255 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:52,851 at a little bit 256 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:52,851 after midnight. 257 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:53,852 Hi, I'm Robin. 258 00:06:53,893 --> 00:06:55,312 Marybeth. 259 00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:58,315 Oh, oh, wow, you're friendly. 260 00:06:59,316 --> 00:07:00,608 I haven't eaten dinner yet. 261 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,152 Is there anything 262 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,152 to eat in this thing? 263 00:07:02,194 --> 00:07:04,112 That's it. I know 264 00:07:02,194 --> 00:07:04,112 what you're jonesing for. 265 00:07:04,154 --> 00:07:05,989 Ranjit, take us 266 00:07:04,154 --> 00:07:05,989 to Gray's Papaya. 267 00:07:06,031 --> 00:07:08,574 Oh, yes, Ted, you rock. 268 00:07:08,616 --> 00:07:11,828 We couldn't go back for 269 00:07:08,616 --> 00:07:11,828 Natalya, a human being, 270 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,496 but we do have 271 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,496 time for hot dogs? 272 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:14,873 Yeah, we like hot dogs. 273 00:07:14,914 --> 00:07:18,168 No. No! We are 274 00:07:14,914 --> 00:07:18,168 already behind schedule. 275 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,379 Ted, come on, 276 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,379 we have an hour-and-a-half 277 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,379 before midnight, 278 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:22,047 and I don't wanna be 279 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:22,047 kissing Ranjit. 280 00:07:22,088 --> 00:07:24,883 You don't know 281 00:07:22,088 --> 00:07:24,883 what you're missing. 282 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:26,926 Come on. 283 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:26,926 It's only a 20-minute detour. 284 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,803 Which is exactly 285 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,803 how much time I need. 286 00:07:28,845 --> 00:07:30,222 Ranjit, stop the car. 287 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:31,764 Stopping the car. 288 00:07:31,806 --> 00:07:33,641 Wait, baby, 289 00:07:31,806 --> 00:07:33,641 what are you doing? 290 00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:34,726 No, I'm going home. 291 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,519 What? No! 292 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,519 No, you can't, Lily! 293 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:39,231 I... I can't stay in 294 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:39,231 these heels any longer, 295 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:39,231 I just can't. 296 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:40,899 Uh, there's a cab over there, 297 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,942 I'll just run back 298 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,942 to the apartment 299 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,942 and change shoes. 300 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,736 But hot dogs. 301 00:07:44,777 --> 00:07:48,614 Oh, I know, baby, 302 00:07:44,777 --> 00:07:48,614 I'd love to go, 303 00:07:44,777 --> 00:07:48,614 but it's two against one. 304 00:07:48,656 --> 00:07:50,658 Okay, I'll go with you. 305 00:07:48,656 --> 00:07:50,658 No, baby. 306 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:54,704 Baby, you go with them, 307 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:54,704 and I'll meet you 308 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:54,704 at party number three. 309 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:55,955 Are you sure? 310 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,707 If I don't see you, 311 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,707 Happy New... 312 00:07:57,749 --> 00:08:01,002 Don't say that. 313 00:07:57,749 --> 00:08:01,002 We'll find each other. 314 00:08:03,046 --> 00:08:04,381 We'll find each other. 315 00:08:04,423 --> 00:08:05,965 I know we will. 316 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:08,634 Bye, Lil. 317 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:09,928 Bye. 318 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:09,928 Bye. 319 00:08:11,804 --> 00:08:13,265 Hell of a woman. 320 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:17,436 Let's go get some hot dogs! 321 00:08:22,815 --> 00:08:24,484 Ranjit, party number three. 322 00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:26,152 Party number three. 323 00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:27,946 Oh yeah! 324 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:30,198 Look at us, 325 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:30,198 riding around in a limo, 326 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,450 eating hot dogs. 327 00:08:31,491 --> 00:08:33,785 It's like we're the President. 328 00:08:33,826 --> 00:08:35,287 Hey, I bet you're 329 00:08:33,826 --> 00:08:35,287 feeling better now. 330 00:08:35,328 --> 00:08:37,372 Oh, so much better. 331 00:08:37,414 --> 00:08:39,958 Guys, is that Moby? 332 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,253 I think that that's Moby. 333 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:46,005 Now, kids, Moby 334 00:08:43,295 --> 00:08:46,005 was a popular recording artist 335 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,299 when I was young. 336 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,800 No way. 337 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:51,428 That's totally Moby. 338 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:51,428 That's awesome. 339 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:52,845 Should I say something? 340 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:54,139 I should say something, right? 341 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,099 Moby. Hey, Moby! 342 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,601 Oh, my God, he's coming over. 343 00:08:58,643 --> 00:08:59,978 Everybody be cool. 344 00:08:58,643 --> 00:08:59,978 Everybody be cool. 345 00:09:00,937 --> 00:09:02,021 Hey. 346 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,356 Hello. 347 00:09:03,398 --> 00:09:06,192 What's up? 348 00:09:03,398 --> 00:09:06,192 Uh, you, uh, going somewhere? 349 00:09:06,234 --> 00:09:09,321 Yeah, I'm just going 350 00:09:06,234 --> 00:09:09,321 to this party downtown. 351 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:11,030 You want a ride? 352 00:09:12,949 --> 00:09:14,033 Sure. 353 00:09:17,996 --> 00:09:19,580 Welcome. 354 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,960 Wow. You're friendly. 355 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,504 Big fan. 356 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:27,839 I'm Barney Stinson. 357 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,342 So, uh, what about this party? 358 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:33,512 Oh, it's just 359 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:33,512 a New Year's thing 360 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:33,512 with some friends. 361 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:35,430 Wow. That sounds awesome. 362 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:40,185 You guys wanna come? 363 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:42,437 Yeah, we'd love to. 364 00:09:42,479 --> 00:09:44,189 All right. 365 00:09:42,479 --> 00:09:44,189 Uh, Ted. 366 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,440 Sidebar. 367 00:09:46,441 --> 00:09:48,401 Uh, Moby, switch up, will you? 368 00:09:53,239 --> 00:09:55,200 Yeah, what's up? 369 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,994 What about, 370 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,994 what about Lily? 371 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,994 Call her. 372 00:09:58,036 --> 00:10:00,705 I've been trying to call her. 373 00:09:58,036 --> 00:10:00,705 I can't get through. 374 00:09:58,036 --> 00:10:00,705 All the circuits are jammed. 375 00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:02,707 That's New Year's Eve for you. 376 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:05,084 Well, look, we'll just 377 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:05,084 swing by Moby's party, 378 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:05,084 and then, afterwards... 379 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,463 No, I can't, I can't. 380 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,463 Lily's waiting. 381 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,463 I gotta, I gotta find her. 382 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,550 Okay, I'll meet you 383 00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,550 at party number three. 384 00:10:11,591 --> 00:10:13,968 But... Come on. Moby's party. 385 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:17,222 Moby's party. Moby's... 386 00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:21,560 Ranjit, Moby's party. 387 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,311 Moby's party. 388 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:28,983 This is a cool mix. 389 00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:32,153 You know, people think 390 00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:32,153 a great mix has 391 00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:32,153 to rise and fall. 392 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:33,905 I think it should be all rise. 393 00:10:33,946 --> 00:10:36,032 Yes. Moby. 394 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:38,076 Yeah, it should 395 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:38,076 start high, get higher. 396 00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:40,036 This mix is my pride and joy. 397 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:41,496 I never leave 398 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:41,496 home without it. 399 00:10:41,538 --> 00:10:43,706 Ah, that's how I feel 400 00:10:41,538 --> 00:10:43,706 about Janice here. 401 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:55,510 So, then I said, 402 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:55,510 uh, your motorcycle 403 00:10:55,552 --> 00:10:56,886 was like that 404 00:10:55,552 --> 00:10:56,886 when I got here. 405 00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:05,019 You're not Moby, are you? 406 00:11:05,978 --> 00:11:07,647 Who? 407 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:10,316 Moby. 408 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:10,316 The recording artist, Moby. 409 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,818 No. 410 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:16,322 But when we said, 411 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:16,322 "Hey, Moby," 412 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:16,322 you said, "Yeah." 413 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:17,823 I thought you said, "Tony." 414 00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:21,035 So, your name is Tony? 415 00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:22,287 No. 416 00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:27,083 Oh, hey, we're here. 417 00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:27,083 All right. 418 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,960 You guys gonna come in? 419 00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,336 No. 420 00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:31,712 You sure? 421 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:33,839 Come on, 422 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:33,839 it's gonna get nuts in there. 423 00:11:33,881 --> 00:11:36,884 There's this dude 424 00:11:33,881 --> 00:11:36,884 who owes me money. 425 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,262 No, uh, we're good. 426 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,262 We-We-We're good. 427 00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:41,139 Happy New Year, Not Moby. 428 00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:49,272 Oh, hey, hey. Uh, be safe. 429 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:54,819 Why did we think 430 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:54,819 that guy was Moby? 431 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,488 I... I don't know. 432 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:59,532 I see a short, bald hipster, 433 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:59,532 my mind goes straight to Moby. 434 00:12:03,536 --> 00:12:05,413 That's Marshall's phone. 435 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:06,665 Hey... 436 00:12:07,624 --> 00:12:09,875 Oh. 437 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,545 Hello. 438 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,545 Oh, Marshall. 439 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,545 Thank God I got through! 440 00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:14,547 Hey, sexy. 441 00:12:14,589 --> 00:12:17,133 Barney, where's Marshall? 442 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,344 He left his phone in the limo. 443 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,344 He's out looking for you. 444 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:20,803 What? Where? 445 00:12:20,845 --> 00:12:22,305 Party number three. 446 00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:25,266 Well, I'm here at 447 00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:25,266 party number three and... 448 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:28,269 Oh, my God, 449 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:28,269 guess who just walked in? 450 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:28,269 Moby. 451 00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:30,021 Moby? She's upstairs. 452 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:33,399 Lily, you have to 453 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:33,399 get out of there this instant. 454 00:12:33,441 --> 00:12:35,109 That's not Moby! 455 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:38,070 Oh, no, I know Moby, 456 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:38,070 and that's... 457 00:12:38,112 --> 00:12:39,405 Does he have a gun? 458 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:40,948 Run! 459 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,743 Oh, my God. 460 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:46,078 Not Moby's party is 461 00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:46,078 party number four. 462 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,913 What are the odds? 463 00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:51,376 Who was that guy? 464 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,211 Well, we know it's not Moby, 465 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,211 and it's not Tony. 466 00:12:53,252 --> 00:12:55,380 Ranjit! Drive! 467 00:12:53,252 --> 00:12:55,380 Where to? 468 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,131 Party number three! 469 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,131 Party number three! 470 00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:59,050 Party number three. 471 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,887 No, but I was just 472 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,887 at party number three. 473 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,514 No, no, no. You were 474 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,514 at party number four. 475 00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:06,432 You must have looked 476 00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:06,432 at the list wrong. 477 00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:09,227 Well, after that 478 00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:09,227 rather unpsyching experience, 479 00:13:09,268 --> 00:13:11,312 you know what it's time for? 480 00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:15,066 It's time to, what? 481 00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:15,066 That's right. Re-psych. 482 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:18,737 Re... 483 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:22,240 Where's the... 484 00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:29,622 Oh, my God, Not Moby 485 00:13:25,577 --> 00:13:29,622 took my get-psyched mix! 486 00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:30,998 Barney, Barney, 487 00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:30,998 what the hell! 488 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,543 Barney, it's not worth it. 489 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,543 Let it go. 490 00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:36,170 We need to get 491 00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:36,170 back on schedule. 492 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:39,090 Oh, nuts. 493 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:47,098 Ranjit, 494 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:47,098 you sure I can't help? 495 00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,393 No. I am pissed. 496 00:13:50,435 --> 00:13:53,521 Ted, I don't want 497 00:13:50,435 --> 00:13:53,521 you to see me pissed. 498 00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:56,899 Okay. 499 00:13:56,941 --> 00:14:00,361 Okay, not a problem. 500 00:13:56,941 --> 00:14:00,361 He'll jack it up, 501 00:13:56,941 --> 00:14:00,361 slap on a tire, 502 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,697 we'll be at party 503 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,697 number three in no time. 504 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:04,407 I wish Marshall would call. 505 00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:06,409 Guess the circuits 506 00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:06,409 are jammed. 507 00:14:06,451 --> 00:14:08,244 Yeah, you know why all 508 00:14:06,451 --> 00:14:08,244 the circuits are jammed? 509 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,079 'Cause everyone's 510 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,079 calling their loved ones. 511 00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:12,540 Everyone around the world. 512 00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:12,540 Everyone except Barney. 513 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:19,589 Oh, sure. Laugh. 514 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:19,589 Laugh for Barney Stinson. 515 00:14:19,631 --> 00:14:21,382 Laugh for the sad clown 516 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:25,678 trapped on his 517 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:25,678 whirling carousel of suits, 518 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:25,678 and cigars, 519 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,513 and bimbos, and booze. 520 00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:29,724 Round and round it goes. 521 00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:30,933 And where's it all heading? 522 00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:34,103 Nowhere. 523 00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:36,648 Is this just 'cause 524 00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:36,648 you lost your get-psyched mix? 525 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:37,982 I'm sorry. 526 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:39,859 Am I not allowed to 527 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:39,859 have a pensive side? 528 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,112 No. No, not tonight. 529 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,112 Not in the limo. 530 00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:44,280 We gotta stay psyched. 531 00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:46,532 Ted went to a lot of trouble 532 00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:48,827 to make this 533 00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:48,827 an awesome New Year's. 534 00:14:51,912 --> 00:14:55,750 and you're to blame 535 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:59,128 a bad name 536 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,255 ♪ A bad name 537 00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:05,009 ♪ I play my part, 538 00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:05,009 and you play your games 539 00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:05,009 I'm gonna get some air. 540 00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:17,563 It'll be fine, 541 00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:17,563 we'll be out of here 542 00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:17,563 in a jiff. 543 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:19,064 Ted, I'm gonna head out. 544 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,108 My roommates are having 545 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,108 a party not far from here. 546 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,361 What? No! 547 00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:24,904 Look, I know this night 548 00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:24,904 isn't turning out the way 549 00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:24,904 I planned, but we... 550 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,615 How long have you been 551 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,615 in love with Robin? 552 00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:30,409 I'm not in love... 553 00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:30,409 We're just friends. 554 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,620 W-Where are you 555 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,620 getting that from? 556 00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:35,748 Ted, it's okay. I'm fine. 557 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,958 And I can tell that 558 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,958 she's into you, too. 559 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,252 That's ridiculous. 560 00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:41,462 Wait, really? 561 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,549 Happy New Year, Ted. 562 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,571 I can't believe 563 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,571 Marybeth left 564 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,571 before midnight. 565 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:09,073 Oh, she just had to 566 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:09,073 make an appearance 567 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:09,073 at this other party. 568 00:16:09,114 --> 00:16:10,658 It's no big deal. 569 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,244 The first time I rode 570 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,244 in a limo, I was five. 571 00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:16,414 I was on the way 572 00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:16,414 to my grandfather's funeral. 573 00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:18,499 I suppose, 574 00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:18,499 in a way, I still am. 575 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,253 Okay, wow, 576 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,253 it's getting weird in here. 577 00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:23,922 I'm gonna call Marshall. 578 00:16:23,963 --> 00:16:25,297 But he left his phone. 579 00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:26,883 Marshall! 580 00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:30,344 Marshall! 581 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:32,179 I'm sorry about your girl. 582 00:16:32,221 --> 00:16:34,640 Sorry about your guy. 583 00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:37,476 Well, at least we both have 584 00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:37,476 someone to kiss at midnight. 585 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,605 Did you forget 586 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,605 about our little deal? 587 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:42,314 Because I did not. 588 00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:45,777 I did not, too. 589 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:52,825 Derek. Hi, how's work? 590 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,619 Give you some privacy. 591 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,537 Marshall! 592 00:16:58,998 --> 00:17:00,583 Hey. 593 00:16:58,998 --> 00:17:00,583 Hey. 594 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:07,882 Hey. 595 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:07,882 Hey. 596 00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,636 Marshall! 597 00:17:11,677 --> 00:17:13,471 Okay, how's this for a plan? 598 00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:15,264 We start walking now, 599 00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:15,264 we get to party 600 00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:15,264 number three by 12:45, 601 00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:16,975 we celebrate the new year 602 00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:16,975 in Central Standard time. 603 00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,517 Marshall! 604 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,728 Give it a rest, Ted. 605 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,728 Give what a rest? 606 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,314 Trying to turn this night 607 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,314 into anything 608 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,314 more than what it is, 609 00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,650 which is New Year's Eve, 610 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:27,693 which is the single 611 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:27,693 biggest letdown of a night, 612 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:27,693 every single year. 613 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:30,905 Marshall! 614 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:30,905 Come on! 615 00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:33,491 Come on, we can still 616 00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:33,491 turn this thing around. 617 00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:33,491 We've still got 10 minutes. 618 00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:37,244 Stop trying to chase down 619 00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:37,244 some magical, 620 00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:37,244 perfect New Year's, Ted. 621 00:17:37,286 --> 00:17:38,788 It doesn't exist. 622 00:17:40,498 --> 00:17:41,916 Marshall! 623 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,542 Lily! 624 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:46,921 Holy crap. 625 00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:48,547 Marshall! 626 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:52,844 (YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME 627 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:52,844 PLAYING) 628 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,181 Oh. 629 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:59,308 I knew I'd catch up 630 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:59,308 with you guys eventually. 631 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,185 So much to tell. 632 00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,895 I couldn't find Lily 633 00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,895 at party number three, 634 00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,895 so I walked. 635 00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:04,647 I walked to 636 00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:04,647 the next party on the list. 637 00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:06,732 Not Moby's party? 638 00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:06,732 Yes, Moby's party. 639 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,484 Check it out, 640 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,484 he signed my shirt. 641 00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:15,199 And guess what I found? 642 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,827 Yeah, I heard it 643 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,827 playing at the party, 644 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,827 so I swiped it. 645 00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:19,662 I know. I know. Come on. 646 00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:20,788 Come on. 647 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:21,998 Marshall. 648 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:27,879 Baby, baby. 649 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:27,879 I was so worried about you. 650 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:27,879 Why didn't you call me? 651 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,882 I tried, baby, 652 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,882 all the circuits are jammed. 653 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,882 But, wait, there's more. 654 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:33,843 After party number four, 655 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:33,843 I figured you guys 656 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:33,843 went to party number five. 657 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:36,929 And so I went there, too, 658 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:36,929 and it is awesome! 659 00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:39,390 I wanna cry. 660 00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:39,390 It is so awesome. 661 00:18:39,431 --> 00:18:40,808 We have to go there. 662 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:41,934 How? We'll never get a cab. 663 00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:44,687 The flat's fixed. 664 00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:48,691 Let's do this! 665 00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:48,691 Come on! In! Go, go, go! 666 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:50,735 Go, go, go! 667 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:50,735 Natalya? 668 00:18:50,776 --> 00:18:52,695 Yeah, it turns out 669 00:18:50,776 --> 00:18:52,695 she was asleep in the front 670 00:18:50,776 --> 00:18:52,695 seat the whole time. 671 00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,238 Ranjit, 672 00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,238 why didn't you tell me? 673 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:55,280 I didn't want to wake her. 674 00:18:55,322 --> 00:18:57,199 She looked so peaceful. 675 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,744 Party number five 676 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,744 is 20 blocks away 677 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,744 and all the way across town. 678 00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,829 Ranjit, can you get us there 679 00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,829 in eight minutes? 680 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,205 I'll get you there in six. 681 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,170 I don't think I can do it. 682 00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:11,422 No, come on. 683 00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:11,422 No, come on. 684 00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,257 Move, you stupid taxi! 685 00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,257 Move... 686 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:15,467 Three minutes! Come on! 687 00:19:13,298 --> 00:19:15,467 Come on! 688 00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:19,597 Ranjit, put her in park. 689 00:19:21,974 --> 00:19:24,852 Dudes, I'm sure 690 00:19:21,974 --> 00:19:24,852 party number five is awesome. 691 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:28,106 But it's not the best party 692 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:28,106 in New York, 'cause this is. 693 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,066 Oh. 694 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,066 Right here. 695 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:32,568 Cheers. Well said. 696 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:32,568 Cheers. 697 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,862 Cheers. 698 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,862 Cheers. 699 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:38,282 And just like that, 700 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:38,282 we were having 701 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:38,282 the perfect New Year's Eve. 702 00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:40,492 Funny thing is, 703 00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:40,492 all night long 704 00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:42,828 I'd been trying to 705 00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:42,828 chase something down 706 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,497 that was right there 707 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,497 in that limo. 708 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:51,295 Derek? Derek. 709 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:55,215 Hey. 710 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:55,215 Hey. Um, uh, come on in. 711 00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,179 Robin. 712 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:04,016 I cut my meeting short 713 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:04,016 because I wanted to 714 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:04,016 see you at midnight. 715 00:20:04,058 --> 00:20:06,018 I can't believe you made it. 716 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,519 I made it, baby. 717 00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:13,692 I super love you, okay? 718 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,444 Here, you need a mint. 719 00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,238 Eight, seven, 720 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,408 six, five, four, 721 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,120 three, two, one! 722 00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:25,955 Happy New Year! 723 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,581 You probably wanna 724 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,581 feel bad for your old man 725 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:28,874 at this point in the story. 726 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,375 Well, don't. 727 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,377 Not every night 728 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,377 has a happy ending. 729 00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:34,172 But all of it's important. 730 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,174 All of it was 731 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,174 leading somewhere. 732 00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:39,426 Because suddenly, 733 00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:39,426 it was 2006. 734 00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:42,262 And 2006 was a big one. 735 00:20:42,304 --> 00:20:43,347 Ted. 736 00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:49,353 What the hell, man? 737 00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:49,353 I thought we had a deal. 738 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:54,525 What about your guy? 739 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:54,525 It's midnight. 740 00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:56,152 Go kiss him. 741 00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:58,612 Ah, he kept me waiting. 742 00:20:58,654 --> 00:21:00,280 I can keep him waiting. 743 00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:03,784 Well, a deal is a deal. 744 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:05,203 Mmm-hmm. 745 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:17,798 Happy New Year. 746 00:21:20,176 --> 00:21:21,593 Happy New Year.