1 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:18,397 When you meet 2 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:18,397 someone special suddenly 3 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:18,397 life is full of firsts. 4 00:00:18,438 --> 00:00:19,899 The first kiss. 5 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,608 The first night together. 6 00:00:21,650 --> 00:00:23,485 The first weekend together. 7 00:00:23,527 --> 00:00:26,196 For me, 8 00:00:23,527 --> 00:00:26,196 all those firsts happened 9 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:28,323 within 48 hours of 10 00:00:26,238 --> 00:00:28,323 meeting Victoria. 11 00:00:28,365 --> 00:00:31,577 They've gotta come out soon. 12 00:00:28,365 --> 00:00:31,577 It's Monday. 13 00:00:31,618 --> 00:00:34,371 Do you think 14 00:00:31,618 --> 00:00:34,371 they've been in there 15 00:00:31,618 --> 00:00:34,371 the whole time? 16 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:37,416 I... I don't know 17 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:37,416 whether to be proud 18 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:37,416 or concerned. 19 00:00:37,457 --> 00:00:39,710 Maybe they're 20 00:00:37,457 --> 00:00:39,710 not even in there. 21 00:00:42,546 --> 00:00:43,630 Morning. 22 00:00:43,672 --> 00:00:44,924 Hey, guys. 23 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:46,550 I'm just gonna 24 00:00:44,965 --> 00:00:46,550 ignore that. 25 00:00:46,592 --> 00:00:48,176 Thank you. 26 00:00:48,218 --> 00:00:49,344 I wish you could stay. 27 00:00:49,386 --> 00:00:50,637 I know. Me, too. 28 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:52,681 But I have to go to work, 29 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:52,681 and you have that meeting. 30 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:53,974 Call you afterwards? 31 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:55,684 I'll inappropriately 32 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:55,684 text you during. 33 00:00:58,186 --> 00:00:59,521 Bye. 34 00:00:58,186 --> 00:00:59,521 Bye. 35 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:01,481 Bye. 36 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:01,481 Oh, Victoria. You're here... 37 00:01:01,523 --> 00:01:02,942 Toodle-oo! 38 00:01:05,026 --> 00:01:06,653 Two days straight! 39 00:01:06,695 --> 00:01:08,822 Wow! Your room must smell 40 00:01:06,695 --> 00:01:08,822 like a monkey cage. 41 00:01:08,864 --> 00:01:11,157 Come on, give us a number. 42 00:01:08,864 --> 00:01:11,157 Lily guessed eight, 43 00:01:11,199 --> 00:01:12,868 but I know my boy 44 00:01:11,199 --> 00:01:12,868 got the double digits! 45 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:14,244 Zero. 46 00:01:14,286 --> 00:01:15,245 What? 47 00:01:14,286 --> 00:01:15,245 What? 48 00:01:15,287 --> 00:01:16,914 Guys, we just met. 49 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:20,166 And we both screwed up 50 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:20,166 relationships in the past 51 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:20,166 by jumping in too quick. 52 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:22,210 So we talked about it 53 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:22,210 and we decided to 54 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:22,210 take this one slow. 55 00:01:22,252 --> 00:01:24,671 Her idea. 56 00:01:22,252 --> 00:01:24,671 Totally her idea! 57 00:01:24,713 --> 00:01:26,673 But I don't know. 58 00:01:24,713 --> 00:01:26,673 I'm really into this girl. 59 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:28,258 And if going slow 60 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:28,258 is what it takes 61 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,469 to make this happen, 62 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,469 I say, bring it on. 63 00:01:32,846 --> 00:01:34,514 I don't feel so good. 64 00:01:34,556 --> 00:01:37,810 It's like my testicles 65 00:01:34,556 --> 00:01:37,810 mixed pop rocks and soda. 66 00:01:37,851 --> 00:01:40,228 I can't believe 67 00:01:37,851 --> 00:01:40,228 she's making you wait 68 00:01:37,851 --> 00:01:40,228 a whole month. 69 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:41,730 I would never 70 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:41,730 put up with that. 71 00:01:41,772 --> 00:01:43,816 You've only had sex with 72 00:01:41,772 --> 00:01:43,816 one girl in your whole life. 73 00:01:43,857 --> 00:01:45,484 Burn! 74 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:47,694 Ted, the only reason 75 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:47,694 to wait a month for sex 76 00:01:47,736 --> 00:01:50,781 is if the girl is 17 years, 77 00:01:47,736 --> 00:01:50,781 11 months old. 78 00:01:50,823 --> 00:01:53,450 Good news! 79 00:01:50,823 --> 00:01:53,450 I don't have to cover 80 00:01:50,823 --> 00:01:53,450 the cat show tomorrow night. 81 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,743 Who's up for hanging out? 82 00:01:54,785 --> 00:01:56,829 Oh, I can't. 83 00:01:54,785 --> 00:01:56,829 I'm taking Victoria 84 00:01:54,785 --> 00:01:56,829 out for dinner. 85 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:57,913 Oh, we can't. 86 00:01:57,955 --> 00:01:59,957 It's our 87 00:01:57,955 --> 00:01:59,957 nine-year anniversary. 88 00:01:59,999 --> 00:02:01,708 Wow! Nine years? 89 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,836 Your relationship's 90 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,836 a fourth grader. 91 00:02:03,877 --> 00:02:05,253 Congrats. 92 00:02:05,295 --> 00:02:06,672 Thanks. 93 00:02:06,713 --> 00:02:09,341 We're going to the Berkshires 94 00:02:06,713 --> 00:02:09,341 for the maple syrup harvest. 95 00:02:09,382 --> 00:02:11,010 It's one of 96 00:02:09,382 --> 00:02:11,010 New York magazine's 97 00:02:11,051 --> 00:02:13,261 top five romantic 98 00:02:11,051 --> 00:02:13,261 getaways on a budget. 99 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:16,306 Who says sexual 100 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:16,306 can't be sensible? 101 00:02:16,348 --> 00:02:18,684 Well, looks like 102 00:02:16,348 --> 00:02:18,684 it's gonna be 103 00:02:16,348 --> 00:02:18,684 just you and me. 104 00:02:18,725 --> 00:02:20,936 Really? 105 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:23,563 Actually, 106 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:23,563 I was talking to my martini. 107 00:02:26,483 --> 00:02:28,819 Ready to go? 108 00:02:26,483 --> 00:02:28,819 Hell, yeah. 109 00:02:28,861 --> 00:02:31,530 Nothing better than a weekend 110 00:02:28,861 --> 00:02:31,530 at a good bed-and-breakfast. 111 00:02:31,571 --> 00:02:35,826 Yeah. Waking up for breakfast 112 00:02:31,571 --> 00:02:35,826 at 7:00 a.m. Sharp. 113 00:02:35,868 --> 00:02:39,788 Complimenting the owners 114 00:02:35,868 --> 00:02:39,788 on their collection 115 00:02:35,868 --> 00:02:39,788 of needlepoint geese. 116 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:42,207 Awkward conversations 117 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:42,207 with middle-aged couples 118 00:02:42,248 --> 00:02:44,084 trying to stave off divorce. 119 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:47,587 Yeah, well, 120 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:47,587 we'd better get going. 121 00:02:47,629 --> 00:02:49,464 It's like a four-hour drive. 122 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:51,424 And it's supposed 123 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:51,424 to rain tonight. 124 00:02:53,927 --> 00:02:55,470 Or we could just stay home. 125 00:02:55,512 --> 00:02:56,638 Maybe watch some TV? 126 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,973 Order in some Chinese. 127 00:02:58,015 --> 00:02:59,808 Oh, Szechwan Garden. 128 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,518 Are we really bailing? 129 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,518 Hell, yeah. 130 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,645 Good, 131 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,645 'cause this thing's empty. 132 00:03:09,735 --> 00:03:14,239 $100 says when you turn 133 00:03:09,735 --> 00:03:14,239 around I say, "Wow!" 134 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,242 Barney, this is the third time 135 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,242 you've hit on me by accident! 136 00:03:17,283 --> 00:03:19,786 It's one of the many risks 137 00:03:17,283 --> 00:03:19,786 of the blind approach. 138 00:03:19,828 --> 00:03:21,621 It's usually 139 00:03:19,828 --> 00:03:21,621 a two-man operation 140 00:03:21,663 --> 00:03:23,540 where Ted signals 141 00:03:21,663 --> 00:03:23,540 if the target is hot. 142 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:26,919 But Ted's too busy being 143 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:26,919 in a lesbian relationship. 144 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,587 Why don't you just check out 145 00:03:28,628 --> 00:03:30,881 the girl's reflection 146 00:03:28,628 --> 00:03:30,881 in the bar mirror? 147 00:03:30,923 --> 00:03:32,591 You can't... 148 00:03:32,632 --> 00:03:33,800 Wow! 149 00:03:33,842 --> 00:03:36,553 Hey! What's taking so long? 150 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:39,973 I gotta go. 151 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:39,973 Not so fast, Scherbatsky. 152 00:03:40,015 --> 00:03:43,602 I like the way you think. 153 00:03:40,015 --> 00:03:43,602 That mirror thing. 154 00:03:43,643 --> 00:03:46,271 Simple. Elegant. 155 00:03:46,312 --> 00:03:48,189 Okay, limited time offer. 156 00:03:48,231 --> 00:03:50,943 I need a bro, 157 00:03:48,231 --> 00:03:50,943 for my bro-ings-on about town. 158 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:53,612 How would you 159 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:53,612 like to be said bro? 160 00:03:53,653 --> 00:03:55,363 Well, as tempting 161 00:03:53,653 --> 00:03:55,363 as that sounds, 162 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:58,158 I'm hanging out 163 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:58,158 with my friend 164 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:58,158 who just got dumped. 165 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:00,285 She really needs 166 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:00,285 some support, 167 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:03,956 or a stranger's tongue 168 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:03,956 down her throat. 169 00:04:03,997 --> 00:04:06,750 That seems healthy. 170 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:09,002 All right! 171 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:09,002 Guess I'm in. 172 00:04:11,797 --> 00:04:15,842 So, one more week 173 00:04:11,797 --> 00:04:15,842 and it'll be a month. 174 00:04:15,884 --> 00:04:18,011 Really, are you sure? 175 00:04:18,053 --> 00:04:20,305 Wow. That snuck up on me. 176 00:04:20,346 --> 00:04:21,598 Oh, come on! 177 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,434 The 18th can't get 178 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,434 here fast enough. 179 00:04:24,476 --> 00:04:26,145 Wait, the 18th? 180 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:28,313 Oh, crap! I can't 181 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:28,313 believe I forgot this. 182 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:30,649 I'm gonna be out 183 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:30,649 of town on the 18th. 184 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:35,403 Oh, well, um, we can just 185 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:35,403 wait until you get back. 186 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:38,615 I mean, the whole point 187 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:38,615 was not to rush into this. 188 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,700 Yeah. 189 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,700 Or we could do it tonight. 190 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:42,869 75th and Amsterdam. 191 00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:52,253 I'm so glad we decided 192 00:04:49,501 --> 00:04:52,253 to just stay home. 193 00:04:52,295 --> 00:04:54,047 Oh, I know. 194 00:04:52,295 --> 00:04:54,047 Can you imagine 195 00:04:52,295 --> 00:04:54,047 if we'd gone? 196 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:56,883 We'd be just 197 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:56,883 getting there now, 198 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:56,883 all tired and cranky. 199 00:04:56,925 --> 00:04:59,469 And yet, we'd feel 200 00:04:56,925 --> 00:04:59,469 obligated to have sex. 201 00:04:59,511 --> 00:05:02,181 Yeah, for 89 bucks a night, 202 00:04:59,511 --> 00:05:02,181 we're doing it. 203 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:08,770 I would like to 204 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:08,770 propose a toast 205 00:05:08,812 --> 00:05:11,648 to the most awesomely 206 00:05:08,812 --> 00:05:11,648 mellow anniversary ever. 207 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,316 Mmm. 208 00:05:21,158 --> 00:05:23,618 I'm so glad you have to go 209 00:05:21,158 --> 00:05:23,618 to your parents next weekend. 210 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:26,287 I'm so glad your roommates 211 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:26,287 are out of town. 212 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,790 Oh, my God! 213 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,790 What are they doing home? 214 00:05:28,832 --> 00:05:30,500 They think we went away. 215 00:05:32,961 --> 00:05:35,547 Oh, it is on 216 00:05:32,961 --> 00:05:35,547 for my boy Ted! 217 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:38,508 But we didn't go away. 218 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:38,508 We're in the bathroom. 219 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:41,803 Well, they don't know that. 220 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:41,803 All we have to do is 221 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:41,803 hide out in here 222 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:44,806 until Ted moves his mojo 223 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:44,806 into the bedroom. 224 00:05:44,848 --> 00:05:46,892 But I don't want 225 00:05:44,848 --> 00:05:46,892 to hide out in here. 226 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:50,520 Honey, Ted has been 227 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:50,520 going out of his mind 228 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:50,520 waiting for this. 229 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:53,314 If we go out there 230 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:53,314 and spoil the mood, 231 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:53,314 it's not gonna happen. 232 00:05:53,356 --> 00:05:55,650 Then one of us is gonna 233 00:05:53,356 --> 00:05:55,650 have to have sex with Ted. 234 00:05:55,692 --> 00:05:57,402 And, not gonna be me. 235 00:05:58,444 --> 00:05:59,696 Okay, fine. 236 00:06:01,698 --> 00:06:03,992 I guess I'll actually floss. 237 00:06:10,623 --> 00:06:12,125 You suited up! 238 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:15,879 Well, I figured 239 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:15,879 if I'm gonna do this, 240 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:15,879 I'm gonna do this right. 241 00:06:15,921 --> 00:06:17,881 Emilio, 242 00:06:15,921 --> 00:06:17,881 the woman will have... 243 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:20,383 Um, I'll have 244 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:20,383 a Johnnie Walker Blue, neat, 245 00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:22,302 and a Montecristo No. 2. 246 00:06:22,343 --> 00:06:23,720 Thanks. 247 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:27,432 Uh, the No. 2. 248 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:27,432 A.k.a the Torpedo. 249 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:30,269 Or, as the rulers 250 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:30,269 call it, Piramide. 251 00:06:31,728 --> 00:06:33,688 My father was 252 00:06:31,728 --> 00:06:33,688 a cigar fanatic. 253 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,982 It was the only way 254 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,982 to get his attention. 255 00:06:36,024 --> 00:06:37,984 Father issues. Hot. 256 00:06:39,485 --> 00:06:42,197 I know. 257 00:06:39,485 --> 00:06:42,197 I was this close to 258 00:06:39,485 --> 00:06:42,197 being a huge slut. 259 00:06:42,239 --> 00:06:44,157 Slut would have been better. 260 00:06:44,199 --> 00:06:45,450 But I'll settle for bro. 261 00:06:45,491 --> 00:06:49,079 Especially now that 262 00:06:45,491 --> 00:06:49,079 Ted's with Victoria 263 00:06:45,491 --> 00:06:49,079 and can't drink. 264 00:06:49,121 --> 00:06:51,539 Because he's pregnant. 265 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:54,209 'Cause he's the girl. 266 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:56,878 Oh, come on. 267 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:56,878 Ted can't be pregnant. 268 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,047 You need to have sex 269 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,047 to get pregnant. 270 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:02,301 What up! 271 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:02,301 Freeze frame, high five! 272 00:07:05,762 --> 00:07:09,849 I think this may be 273 00:07:05,762 --> 00:07:09,849 a perfect moment. 274 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:11,851 I wish we could 275 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:11,851 hold on to it forever. 276 00:07:11,893 --> 00:07:13,645 No. 277 00:07:13,686 --> 00:07:17,649 Because the beauty 278 00:07:13,686 --> 00:07:17,649 of a moment is that 279 00:07:13,686 --> 00:07:17,649 it's fleeting. 280 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:22,445 By its very nature, 281 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:22,445 it slips through our fingers. 282 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:24,823 Making it that 283 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:24,823 much more precious. 284 00:07:26,908 --> 00:07:28,534 Oh, that is bad. 285 00:07:28,576 --> 00:07:32,664 That is like 286 00:07:28,576 --> 00:07:32,664 high-school-literary-magazine 287 00:07:28,576 --> 00:07:32,664 bad! 288 00:07:32,705 --> 00:07:35,583 And they're not even high. 289 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,794 And it's actually working. 290 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,963 Yeah, super slowly. 291 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:43,300 God, close the deal already. 292 00:07:40,005 --> 00:07:43,300 It's been like 45 minutes. 293 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:45,135 We could've had sex 294 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:45,135 three times by now. 295 00:07:45,177 --> 00:07:48,138 Yeah, try five! 296 00:07:45,177 --> 00:07:48,138 What up. 297 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:51,099 Hey, maybe we should 298 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:51,099 just go out there. 299 00:07:51,141 --> 00:07:53,518 No way! 300 00:07:51,141 --> 00:07:53,518 We can't go out there now. 301 00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:56,855 They'll know that we've been 302 00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:56,855 sitting in the bathroom 303 00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:56,855 the whole time. 304 00:07:56,896 --> 00:07:58,106 It'll be too weird. 305 00:07:58,148 --> 00:08:00,359 Fine. 306 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,778 But if we're stuck in here, 307 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,778 I'm turning up the volume. 308 00:08:10,743 --> 00:08:13,038 I want to know you. 309 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:15,915 Like, know your soul. 310 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,794 Ted, what makes you cry? 311 00:08:19,836 --> 00:08:22,047 Honey, 312 00:08:19,836 --> 00:08:22,047 could you hold my hair back? 313 00:08:22,088 --> 00:08:23,840 I think I'm gonna hurl. 314 00:08:25,717 --> 00:08:29,262 So, what do you 315 00:08:25,717 --> 00:08:29,262 and Ted usually do 316 00:08:25,717 --> 00:08:29,262 after the cigar bar? 317 00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:32,891 Are you kidding? 318 00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:32,891 Ted's never been here. 319 00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:36,477 You've already flown higher 320 00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:36,477 and faster than he ever did. 321 00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:38,604 Still. 322 00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:38,604 What? 323 00:08:38,646 --> 00:08:40,565 Ah. 324 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:44,986 There is one other thing 325 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:44,986 we could do. 326 00:08:45,028 --> 00:08:47,113 If you're up for it. 327 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:53,119 I had no idea 328 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:53,119 laser tag still existed! 329 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:55,288 Yeah, well, enjoy it 330 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:55,288 before it becomes cool again. 331 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,707 I give it two months. 332 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,707 Oh, I believe it. 333 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,707 This is awesome! 334 00:08:57,749 --> 00:08:59,376 Okay, 335 00:08:57,749 --> 00:08:59,376 follow my lead, stay low, 336 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,086 and never underestimate 337 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,086 a 12-year-old with a... 338 00:09:02,295 --> 00:09:04,797 Scherbatsky! 339 00:09:02,295 --> 00:09:04,797 You gotta focus! 340 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:07,426 You just saved my life, 341 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:07,426 didn't you? 342 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:08,801 Thank me later. 343 00:09:08,843 --> 00:09:10,095 Let's keep moving. 344 00:09:10,136 --> 00:09:12,472 These little bastards 345 00:09:10,136 --> 00:09:12,472 are everywhere. 346 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:19,520 He's just 347 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:19,520 staring into her eyes! 348 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:23,275 I don't know. 349 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:23,275 We used to be even more 350 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:23,275 nauseatingly into each other 351 00:09:23,316 --> 00:09:26,527 than Ted and Victoria. 352 00:09:23,316 --> 00:09:26,527 Now look at us. 353 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:30,323 Yeah, now we just make fun 354 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:30,323 of people like that. 355 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:32,658 It's the circle of life. 356 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,077 I'm serious, Marshall. 357 00:09:34,119 --> 00:09:37,789 I mean, 358 00:09:34,119 --> 00:09:37,789 we couldn't even get it up 359 00:09:34,119 --> 00:09:37,789 to go on our big trip. 360 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:40,875 And now we're celebrating 361 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:40,875 our anniversary 362 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:40,875 stuck in a bathroom. 363 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:44,296 Well, it's not fair 364 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:44,296 to compare us to 365 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:44,296 Ted and Victoria. 366 00:09:44,337 --> 00:09:46,131 I mean, 367 00:09:44,337 --> 00:09:46,131 this is their first time. 368 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:49,175 Yeah, but we could still 369 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:49,175 have some more romance. 370 00:09:49,217 --> 00:09:52,387 Now you just say, 371 00:09:49,217 --> 00:09:52,387 "Wanna do it," 372 00:09:49,217 --> 00:09:52,387 and I say, "Yeah." 373 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:56,141 Wanna... 374 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:56,141 No! 375 00:09:58,477 --> 00:10:00,979 Maybe we're just 376 00:09:58,477 --> 00:10:00,979 out of firsts. 377 00:10:11,114 --> 00:10:13,866 Looks like they're 378 00:10:11,114 --> 00:10:13,866 about to have theirs. 379 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,166 Should we take this 380 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,166 to the bedroom? 381 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:22,501 Yes! 382 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:22,501 Yes! 383 00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:24,544 Yes. 384 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,171 Yes! 385 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,171 Yes! 386 00:10:29,924 --> 00:10:31,676 No! No, don't answer it. 387 00:10:33,386 --> 00:10:36,264 You can answer it. 388 00:10:33,386 --> 00:10:36,264 We have all night. 389 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,183 You're answering it? 390 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,183 He's answering it! 391 00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:41,394 No! Do her! 392 00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:41,394 Do her now! 393 00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:43,646 Sure. Good luck with that. 394 00:10:45,357 --> 00:10:47,359 Sorry about that. 395 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,319 How about 396 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,319 a little more wine? 397 00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:50,903 I'll get another bottle. 398 00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,197 Okay. 399 00:10:53,532 --> 00:10:55,408 I need a drink. 400 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,952 Do we have any 401 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,952 cough syrup in here? 402 00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:06,252 Ambush! Ambush! Ambush! 403 00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:07,337 Oh, God! 404 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,755 These brats have us 405 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:09,755 completely surrounded! 406 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:12,008 I counted nine, maybe ten. 407 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,260 I'll lay down some cover fire. 408 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,260 You make a run for it. 409 00:11:14,302 --> 00:11:15,595 No! Leave no man behind. 410 00:11:15,636 --> 00:11:17,722 Either we all 411 00:11:15,636 --> 00:11:17,722 get out of here, 412 00:11:15,636 --> 00:11:17,722 or no one does. 413 00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:20,308 But, I... 414 00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:20,308 Don't be a hero, Scherbatsky! 415 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,227 See you on the other side. 416 00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:27,273 Mother! 417 00:11:32,737 --> 00:11:35,156 Damn. 418 00:11:32,737 --> 00:11:35,156 Wanna go get a soft pretzel? 419 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:36,657 Yeah. 420 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:36,657 All right. 421 00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:41,204 Marshall, 422 00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:41,204 what happened to us? 423 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:45,875 I mean, we used to just 424 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:45,875 stare into each others' eyes 425 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:45,875 all night long. 426 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,502 Have we lost that? 427 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:50,088 Maybe. 428 00:11:53,841 --> 00:11:55,927 But I think I just found it. 429 00:11:56,928 --> 00:11:58,346 Right here. 430 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,268 Baby, I'm giving you 431 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,268 sexy smoldering with 432 00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:05,811 just-a-hint-of-crazy eyes. 433 00:12:05,853 --> 00:12:07,439 Ooh. 434 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:12,193 Okay, well, get ready 435 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:12,193 for my sex-ray vision. 436 00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:20,201 Did you remember to pick up 437 00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:20,201 the dry cleaning? 438 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:21,702 Oh, damn it! 439 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:21,702 It's all right. 440 00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:24,830 We can do this. 441 00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:24,830 We can do this. 442 00:12:21,744 --> 00:12:24,830 Let's just hold hands. 443 00:12:28,627 --> 00:12:30,878 This is nice. 444 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,922 Yeah. 445 00:12:32,964 --> 00:12:34,048 Oh. 446 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,758 You love that move! 447 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,802 It's the classic Marshall. 448 00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:40,763 Great. 449 00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:40,763 We totally suck at this. 450 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:43,808 And we really, really 451 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:43,808 need to get out of here! 452 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,935 Well, we can't. 453 00:12:45,977 --> 00:12:47,770 Baby, there's something 454 00:12:45,977 --> 00:12:47,770 I have to do. 455 00:12:47,812 --> 00:12:49,939 And if I do it 456 00:12:47,812 --> 00:12:49,939 in front of you, 457 00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:53,109 it'll change the entire 458 00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:53,109 nature of our relationship. 459 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:54,944 What is it? 460 00:12:54,986 --> 00:12:56,571 I have to pee. 461 00:13:03,202 --> 00:13:04,704 This is bad. 462 00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:08,249 We've gone nine years 463 00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:08,249 without peeing in 464 00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:08,249 front of each other. 465 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,960 You always think 466 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,960 there'll be more time. 467 00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:12,795 Look at us. 468 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,964 We're basically 469 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,964 an old married couple 470 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,133 and we're not even 471 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,133 married yet. 472 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:19,302 The flame of our romance 473 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:19,302 is flickering 474 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:23,306 and if I pee all over it, 475 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:23,306 it might go out forever! 476 00:13:23,348 --> 00:13:25,475 How much longer do you think 477 00:13:23,348 --> 00:13:25,475 you can hold it? 478 00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,519 I drank a Big Gulp 479 00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,519 of Mountain Dew 480 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,521 during that 481 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,521 Quantum Leap marathon. 482 00:13:31,105 --> 00:13:32,524 Oh, boy. 483 00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:37,737 Playing laser tag 484 00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:37,737 really takes me back. 485 00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,989 And you know 486 00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,989 what game I really miss? 487 00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:42,116 Battleship. 488 00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:42,116 I've never lost a game. 489 00:13:42,158 --> 00:13:44,577 Neither have I. 490 00:13:42,158 --> 00:13:44,577 Of course, I cheat. 491 00:13:44,619 --> 00:13:45,995 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 492 00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:48,331 The trick is to bend 493 00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:48,331 the aircraft carrier 494 00:13:46,037 --> 00:13:48,331 so it makes an "L." 495 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,750 I always just stacked 496 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,750 the ships on top 497 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,750 of each other. 498 00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:54,337 Nice! You know, we should have 499 00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:54,337 a cheaters grudge match. 500 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,673 I think I still have a... 501 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:59,342 Hello. Target acquired. 502 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:59,342 Hottie by the jukebox. 503 00:13:59,384 --> 00:14:01,844 Oh, good eye, Scherbatsky. 504 00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,514 I got someone for you. 505 00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,514 Two o'clock. Blue shirt. 506 00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:07,850 That's a woman. 507 00:14:07,892 --> 00:14:09,728 Oh, my mistake. 508 00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:10,978 Or is it? 509 00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:14,315 Let's just focus 510 00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:14,315 on your target. 511 00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:15,692 Right. 512 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:18,361 There. I got this one. 513 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:26,160 Oh, my God! 514 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:26,160 I love your jeans! 515 00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:28,204 Okay, is this a lesbian bar? 516 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,289 Because that girl 517 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,289 with the blue shirt just... 518 00:14:30,331 --> 00:14:33,042 Oh, no. 519 00:14:30,331 --> 00:14:33,042 I am all about the dudes. 520 00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:34,960 Although, pickings 521 00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:34,960 are pretty slim tonight. 522 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:38,923 Only hot guy here is 523 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:38,923 blondie in the suit, 524 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:38,923 and he's playing hard to get. 525 00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:43,177 Really? 526 00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:43,177 'Cause he's totally 527 00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:43,177 vibing me right now. 528 00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:47,056 Must be the jeans. 529 00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:50,142 Well, jeans will 530 00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:50,142 only get you so far. 531 00:14:50,184 --> 00:14:51,811 I'm going home with him. 532 00:14:53,187 --> 00:14:54,647 We'll see about that. 533 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,660 Oh, my God, I hate Ted! 534 00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:09,870 I hate him so much! 535 00:15:09,912 --> 00:15:11,790 Baby, why don't you just go? 536 00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:14,125 Tons of other couples have 537 00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:14,125 peed in front of each other. 538 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,418 I know, but we haven't 539 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,921 because I want to keep 540 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,921 some of the mystery alive. 541 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:21,507 Well, you have 542 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:21,507 farted in front of me. 543 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,093 Yes, but I always 544 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,093 cover it with a cough. 545 00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:26,679 You always do. 546 00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:34,646 Hey. 547 00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:34,646 Hey. 548 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:37,106 Let's get outta here. 549 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:37,106 Let's go somewhere else. 550 00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:37,106 Well, what happened? 551 00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:40,526 Ah, sometimes I like to do 552 00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:40,526 a little catch-and-release. 553 00:15:40,568 --> 00:15:41,986 But why? 554 00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:44,530 Leave no man behind. 555 00:15:44,572 --> 00:15:47,700 Either we all score, 556 00:15:44,572 --> 00:15:47,700 or no one scores. 557 00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:50,369 Right on. 558 00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:52,121 Hey, you wanna 559 00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:52,121 go play Battleship? 560 00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:53,623 Hit! 561 00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:11,015 Ted, I can't wait 562 00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:11,015 any longer. 563 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:12,975 Should we move 564 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:12,975 to the bedroom? 565 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,644 There's no time for that. 566 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,273 So, they can suck on 567 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,273 each others' fingers 568 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,273 for an hour, 569 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:21,818 but there's no time 570 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:21,818 to take two steps 571 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:21,818 to the bedroom? 572 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,278 Baby, I can't 573 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,278 hold it in any longer! 574 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,030 It's time! 575 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:27,532 I know. 576 00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:30,827 I love you, Marshall. 577 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:32,537 I love you, Lily. 578 00:16:38,459 --> 00:16:40,044 Here we go. 579 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:43,214 You know, Barney, I had 580 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:43,214 a surprisingly good time 581 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:43,214 bro-ing out tonight. 582 00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:44,507 Well, you make a good bro. 583 00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,425 You're a better Ted than Ted. 584 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:49,011 Hey, in fact, you have 585 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:49,011 just earned yourself 586 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:51,263 an invite to 587 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:51,263 Marshall's bachelor party. 588 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:53,516 And you don't even have 589 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:53,516 to come out of the cake. 590 00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:58,563 Thanks. And, um, thanks 591 00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:58,563 for sticking around tonight. 592 00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:00,940 I hope you're ready 593 00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:00,940 for some hardcore Battleship. 594 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:02,149 Come on, boys. 595 00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:07,864 "Hardcore"? 596 00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:07,864 That's the only way I play. 597 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,416 Oh, I found it. 598 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,416 Are you ready to... 599 00:17:18,457 --> 00:17:20,543 What the hell are you doing? 600 00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:23,045 I'm birthday-suiting up. 601 00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:25,381 I'm sorry. 602 00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:25,381 Did you want to undress me? 603 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,133 No! I thought we were 604 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,133 just hanging out as friends! 605 00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:31,554 Oh, come on! 606 00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:31,554 You have been throwing 607 00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:31,554 yourself at me all night! 608 00:17:31,596 --> 00:17:33,055 What? I did the opposite! 609 00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:34,766 I threw some 610 00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:34,766 other girl at you! 611 00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:38,561 You invited me up 612 00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:38,561 to your apartment 613 00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:38,561 to "play Battleship"! 614 00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:41,522 Is that not an internationally 615 00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:41,522 recognized term for sex? 616 00:17:41,564 --> 00:17:42,899 No! 617 00:17:44,191 --> 00:17:45,985 Great. 618 00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:48,362 I hope you're happy. 619 00:17:48,404 --> 00:17:49,948 You sunk my battleship. 620 00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:56,036 I'm okay. Are you okay? 621 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:00,875 I feel the same. 622 00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:04,837 And, yet, 623 00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:04,837 strangely different. 624 00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:09,341 Yeah, I'm happy 625 00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:09,341 for my bladder, 626 00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:09,341 yet sad for us. 627 00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:12,136 Look, you had to do it, 628 00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:12,136 sweetie. 629 00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:13,679 For Ted. 630 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:17,391 And, hey, look, at least 631 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:17,391 now we can stay in here 632 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:17,391 as long as it takes. 633 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:20,895 Yeah, I... I guess 634 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:20,895 our relationship 635 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:20,895 had to take a hit, 636 00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:23,606 so a new one out there 637 00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:23,606 could blossom. 638 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,695 Oh, crap! 639 00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:31,489 They must've heard that. 640 00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:35,367 Well, I guess 641 00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:35,367 we can come out now. 642 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:47,421 I don't believe it, 643 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:47,421 they're gone. 644 00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:50,549 Good. 645 00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:50,549 'Cause I gotta take a whiz. 646 00:18:53,761 --> 00:18:56,055 Okay. You and me? 647 00:18:53,761 --> 00:18:56,055 That's insane. 648 00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:58,390 If you even thought about it 649 00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:58,390 for one second... 650 00:18:58,432 --> 00:18:59,892 But I have thought 651 00:18:58,432 --> 00:18:59,892 about it for three seconds, 652 00:18:59,934 --> 00:19:01,185 and it makes a lot of sense. 653 00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:03,145 We both think 654 00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:03,145 the marriage-commitment 655 00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:03,145 thing's a drag. 656 00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:04,981 We both want something 657 00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:04,981 casual and fun. 658 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:08,484 And we clearly 659 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:08,484 get along really well. 660 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:11,612 Wow, that actually did 661 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:11,612 make a lot of sense. 662 00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:13,906 But what about Ted? 663 00:19:13,948 --> 00:19:15,533 I checked with Ted. 664 00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:18,243 Hey, Ted. So now that 665 00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:18,243 things with you and Victoria 666 00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:18,243 are going pretty well 667 00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:20,496 I assume you're 668 00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:20,496 probably over all the girls 669 00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:20,496 you were into before, right? 670 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,164 I take your silence as a yes, 671 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,164 so, ergo, therefore, 672 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,833 say I were to hook up 673 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,833 with someone, say, 674 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,833 I don't know, Robin, 675 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,417 you'd be cool 676 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,417 with that, right? 677 00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:27,419 Sure, good luck with that. 678 00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:29,129 Totally gave us his blessing. 679 00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:30,255 Really? 680 00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:32,174 Really. 681 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:35,678 So, Ted didn't care 682 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:35,678 that you wanted to 683 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:35,678 make a move on me? 684 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,388 Didn't care at all. 685 00:19:42,351 --> 00:19:44,269 Oh. 686 00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:45,479 Oh. 687 00:19:45,521 --> 00:19:46,605 What? 688 00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:48,148 You like Ted! 689 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,901 I didn't say that 690 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,901 I liked Ted, I... 691 00:19:49,942 --> 00:19:51,944 You like Ted! 692 00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:54,947 Wow! This is huge. 693 00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,657 Barney, I don't like Ted. 694 00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:58,492 He's moved on 695 00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:58,492 and I'm really happy for... 696 00:19:58,534 --> 00:20:01,746 Yeah, yeah. 697 00:19:58,534 --> 00:20:01,746 Look, are we gonna play 698 00:19:58,534 --> 00:20:01,746 Battleship or what? 699 00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:13,007 You're not gonna 700 00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:13,007 tell him, are you? 701 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,802 No. 702 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:19,638 That's the bro code. 703 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,016 A bro doesn't tell 704 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,016 a mutual bro that 705 00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:24,852 a third bro has 706 00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:24,852 a crush on him. 707 00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:27,271 Just like the third bro 708 00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:27,271 doesn't tell the mutual bro 709 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:30,441 that the original bro 710 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:30,441 went bare pickle 711 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:30,441 in front of her. 712 00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:33,277 It's quid pro bro. 713 00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:35,947 A7. 714 00:20:35,988 --> 00:20:37,698 Miss. 715 00:20:35,988 --> 00:20:37,698 Of course. 716 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,327 Well, we still have 717 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,327 one frontier left. 718 00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:45,081 Still got the deuce. 719 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:47,625 You're not 720 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:47,625 making me feel better. 721 00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,879 Well, it certainly 722 00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,879 was a first. 723 00:20:53,714 --> 00:20:55,674 It was, wasn't it? 724 00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:58,343 We still have firsts. 725 00:20:58,385 --> 00:21:00,345 Of course we do. 726 00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:03,682 And you know what? 727 00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:03,682 I actually feel 728 00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:03,682 closer to you now. 729 00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:05,684 I wanna know you. 730 00:21:06,602 --> 00:21:09,855 Like, know your soul. 731 00:21:09,897 --> 00:21:13,985 Marshall, what makes you cry? 732 00:21:15,402 --> 00:21:19,740 This moment is fleeting 733 00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:22,785 because it's being chased 734 00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:22,785 by another moment. 735 00:21:23,869 --> 00:21:26,664 Oh, just grab 736 00:21:23,869 --> 00:21:26,664 my boob already! 737 00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,919 Come on, guys. Get a room.