1 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,008 Kids, 2 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,008 when it comes to love, 3 00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:19,427 the best relationships 4 00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:19,427 are the ones that 5 00:00:17,049 --> 00:00:19,427 just come naturally. 6 00:00:19,469 --> 00:00:21,513 My first solo batch. 7 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,390 Um, I think those need to stay 8 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,390 in the oven awhile longer. 9 00:00:24,432 --> 00:00:25,975 Here's a professional tip. 10 00:00:26,017 --> 00:00:29,187 If it's still runny, 11 00:00:26,017 --> 00:00:29,187 it's not a cupcake. 12 00:00:29,228 --> 00:00:31,063 It's a beverage. 13 00:00:29,228 --> 00:00:31,063 Yeah, well... 14 00:00:31,105 --> 00:00:33,483 Things with Victoria were fun. 15 00:00:31,105 --> 00:00:33,483 And easy. 16 00:00:33,525 --> 00:00:35,568 And uncomplicated. 17 00:00:33,525 --> 00:00:35,568 No, no. 18 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:37,320 It was pretty great. 19 00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:46,120 Um, are you 20 00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:46,120 coloring in your butt? 21 00:00:46,162 --> 00:00:47,539 I have a big 22 00:00:46,162 --> 00:00:47,539 interview coming up. 23 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,915 And my suit has holes in it. 24 00:00:49,957 --> 00:00:52,126 I can't sew. 25 00:00:49,957 --> 00:00:52,126 I don't own navy boxers. 26 00:00:52,168 --> 00:00:55,087 So, yeah, 27 00:00:52,168 --> 00:00:55,087 I'm coloring in my butt. 28 00:00:55,129 --> 00:00:57,590 Just wear another one. 29 00:00:55,129 --> 00:00:57,590 I don't have another one. 30 00:00:57,632 --> 00:01:02,053 I'm flat broke. 31 00:00:57,632 --> 00:01:02,053 My only other suit options 32 00:00:57,632 --> 00:01:02,053 are track or birthday. 33 00:01:02,094 --> 00:01:04,305 Dude, you show up to 34 00:01:02,094 --> 00:01:04,305 an interview in that, 35 00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:07,600 even the hippie lawyers from 36 00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:07,600 Granola Mountain Earth Pals 37 00:01:07,642 --> 00:01:09,602 will hacky-sack you 38 00:01:07,642 --> 00:01:09,602 straight out the door. 39 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:12,021 Okay, it's the National 40 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:12,021 Resource Defense Council 41 00:01:12,063 --> 00:01:13,898 and it's my dream job. 42 00:01:13,939 --> 00:01:16,484 Except it's only an internship 43 00:01:13,939 --> 00:01:16,484 and I won't be getting paid. 44 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:18,152 Mostly getting people coffee. 45 00:01:18,194 --> 00:01:20,112 But the people 46 00:01:18,194 --> 00:01:20,112 I'm getting coffee for, 47 00:01:20,154 --> 00:01:22,365 their bosses are 48 00:01:20,154 --> 00:01:22,365 gonna save the world. 49 00:01:23,575 --> 00:01:25,201 Okay. Tomorrow... 50 00:01:25,243 --> 00:01:27,245 Oh, and I should mention 51 00:01:25,243 --> 00:01:27,245 this is gonna rock your world. 52 00:01:27,286 --> 00:01:32,333 Tomorrow, I'm taking you 53 00:01:27,286 --> 00:01:32,333 to my personal tailor. 54 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:35,044 A tailor? Barney, 55 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:35,044 I make negative $300 a week 56 00:01:35,086 --> 00:01:37,714 and I need every 57 00:01:35,086 --> 00:01:37,714 negative penny of that 58 00:01:35,086 --> 00:01:37,714 for my wedding. 59 00:01:37,756 --> 00:01:40,132 Relax. My guy does everything 60 00:01:37,756 --> 00:01:40,132 for one-third the cost. 61 00:01:40,174 --> 00:01:42,176 And there is no way 62 00:01:40,174 --> 00:01:42,176 you're getting married 63 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:45,638 in that 64 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:45,638 sarcastic-quotation-marks 65 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:45,638 "suit." 66 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,182 Tomorrow. Noon. My tailor. 67 00:01:49,684 --> 00:01:51,060 No thanks, dude. 68 00:01:55,064 --> 00:01:56,441 Noon? 69 00:01:55,064 --> 00:01:56,441 Noon. 70 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:57,776 Okay. 71 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:57,776 See you then. 72 00:02:00,737 --> 00:02:01,696 Hey, girls. 73 00:02:01,738 --> 00:02:02,905 Hey. 74 00:02:01,738 --> 00:02:02,905 Hey. 75 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:04,783 Hey. I'm on my way 76 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:04,783 to meet Ted. 77 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,909 It's our 78 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,909 two-month-iversary, 79 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,909 so we're going out to dinner. 80 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:09,078 Great. Well, that answers 81 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:09,078 all the questions 82 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:09,078 I didn't ask. 83 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,580 Robin. 84 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:12,415 Oh, come on. 85 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:12,415 We bust on each other. 86 00:02:12,457 --> 00:02:14,709 We're just at that place 87 00:02:12,457 --> 00:02:14,709 in our strong friendship. 88 00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:16,711 Really? Oh. 89 00:02:16,753 --> 00:02:18,504 Get off me. 90 00:02:18,546 --> 00:02:20,590 Oh, see? I did it again. 91 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:24,677 What are you guys up to? 92 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:24,677 Oh, dress shopping. 93 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,555 You know, 94 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,555 I make wedding cakes for 95 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,555 a lot of fancy bridal shops. 96 00:02:27,597 --> 00:02:29,641 If you want, 97 00:02:27,597 --> 00:02:29,641 I could take you shopping. 98 00:02:27,597 --> 00:02:29,641 Maybe get you a discount. 99 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,934 Really? 100 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,934 That would be great. 101 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,934 Yeah. 102 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:35,563 Huh. 103 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:39,358 I should take this. 104 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:39,358 Bye. Hello? 105 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,819 Hey? I thought 106 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,819 it was gonna be 107 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,819 just us tomorrow. 108 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,987 What's with inviting 109 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,987 Punky Brewster? 110 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:47,032 Robin. You've gotta get over 111 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:47,032 this Ted and Victoria thing. 112 00:02:47,074 --> 00:02:49,118 You had your chance, 113 00:02:47,074 --> 00:02:49,118 and now he's moved on. 114 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,829 Can't you just 115 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,829 be happy for them? 116 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,748 The best I can give you 117 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,748 is a fake smile and dead eyes. 118 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,166 Sold. 119 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,166 Great. 120 00:02:58,795 --> 00:03:00,921 Victoria, what's wrong? 121 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:05,384 I've just been offered 122 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:05,384 a fellowship at a culinary 123 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:05,384 institute in Germany. 124 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:07,261 Wait. Germany, Europe? 125 00:03:07,303 --> 00:03:09,430 It's for two years. 126 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,098 I figured I didn't 127 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,098 have much of a chance, 128 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,851 'cause they don't 129 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,851 let many Americans in, 130 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,478 but I'm in. 131 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,730 So, this is 132 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,730 the Europe Germany? 133 00:03:17,772 --> 00:03:19,858 Ted, what other Germany 134 00:03:17,772 --> 00:03:19,858 would it be? 135 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:20,941 The one in Epcot? 136 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,527 Ted. 137 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,527 Sorry. 138 00:03:24,863 --> 00:03:27,448 Congratulations. 139 00:03:24,863 --> 00:03:27,448 Thank you. 140 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,450 I don't know 141 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,450 if I'm gonna go. 142 00:03:29,492 --> 00:03:31,994 Mmm-hmm. And... And, if you do, 143 00:03:29,492 --> 00:03:31,994 what does that mean for us? 144 00:03:32,036 --> 00:03:34,789 I don't know. 145 00:03:34,831 --> 00:03:38,710 I just... I... I don't think 146 00:03:34,831 --> 00:03:38,710 that long-distance 147 00:03:34,831 --> 00:03:38,710 really works for anyone. 148 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,879 Oh, God, no. 149 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,879 Long-distance is a lie 150 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,673 teenagers tell each other 151 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,673 to get laid the summer 152 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,673 before college. 153 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,469 So that leaves us with... 154 00:03:48,511 --> 00:03:51,263 Either you stay here, 155 00:03:48,511 --> 00:03:51,263 or we break up. 156 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,975 Wow. 157 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:59,063 Um, look, let's just see 158 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:59,063 how things progress and if, 159 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:59,063 by September, we still... 160 00:03:59,104 --> 00:04:00,272 I have to leave on Monday. 161 00:04:00,314 --> 00:04:01,566 Monday, September the... 162 00:04:01,607 --> 00:04:02,734 Ted. 163 00:04:05,611 --> 00:04:07,947 Do you have any thoughts? 164 00:04:07,988 --> 00:04:11,826 Maybe we should each 165 00:04:07,988 --> 00:04:11,826 take some time to think 166 00:04:07,988 --> 00:04:11,826 about what we want. 167 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:13,578 We'll meet up tomorrow 168 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:13,578 to discuss it. 169 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:16,539 It's a date. 170 00:04:16,581 --> 00:04:18,958 And that's when 171 00:04:16,581 --> 00:04:18,958 things got complicated. 172 00:04:22,921 --> 00:04:24,839 Hey, baby. 173 00:04:22,921 --> 00:04:24,839 How's the dress place? 174 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:26,549 Well, everything's 175 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:26,549 so fluffy and white. 176 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:28,467 It's like shopping 177 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:28,467 in a marshmallow. 178 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:30,052 How's Barney's tailor? 179 00:04:31,846 --> 00:04:35,850 Everything here 180 00:04:31,846 --> 00:04:35,850 is dark and sketchy, 181 00:04:31,846 --> 00:04:35,850 and seems illegal. 182 00:04:35,892 --> 00:04:38,436 It's like shopping 183 00:04:35,892 --> 00:04:38,436 in Barney's mind. 184 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:40,646 Oh, good luck, baby. 185 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:40,646 Bye. 186 00:04:41,898 --> 00:04:43,232 Hey, Barney? 187 00:04:43,274 --> 00:04:45,025 I'm not sure about this. 188 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,111 A tailor in the backroom 189 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,111 of a pet store? 190 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:49,906 Look, 191 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:49,906 do you want a quality suit 192 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:49,906 and a free rabbit or not? 193 00:04:55,954 --> 00:04:57,872 Ted, Sergei says 194 00:04:55,954 --> 00:04:57,872 stop moping around. 195 00:04:57,914 --> 00:04:59,874 You're distracting him 196 00:04:57,914 --> 00:04:59,874 from his process. 197 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:01,250 You speak Ukrainian? 198 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:05,379 Guys. 199 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:05,379 I'm kind of screwed here. 200 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:09,467 I don't wanna lose Victoria, 201 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:09,467 but I can't ask her 202 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:09,467 to stay just for me. 203 00:05:09,508 --> 00:05:11,010 And long-distance 204 00:05:09,508 --> 00:05:11,010 definitely isn't an option. 205 00:05:11,051 --> 00:05:13,137 No, no, no. No way. 206 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:15,556 You know who likes 207 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:15,556 long-distance? Girls. 208 00:05:15,598 --> 00:05:17,016 It's all talking and no sex. 209 00:05:17,057 --> 00:05:18,476 Kill me now. 210 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,478 Hey, don't knock 211 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,478 long-distance relationships. 212 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:22,605 I really think they can work. 213 00:05:22,647 --> 00:05:24,231 Really? You? 214 00:05:22,647 --> 00:05:24,231 Absolutely. 215 00:05:24,273 --> 00:05:25,984 I'm juggling four right now. 216 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,526 There's Lisa in Madrid. 217 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:29,194 There's Erica in Tokyo. 218 00:05:29,236 --> 00:05:31,113 There's Laura in Denmark. 219 00:05:31,155 --> 00:05:33,741 And Kelly on 34th Street. 220 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:38,579 The lass thinks I'm a humble 221 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:38,579 sheep shearer from Killarney. 222 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:40,205 Ted, do you remember 223 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:40,205 in college, 224 00:05:40,247 --> 00:05:43,042 when Lily did that 225 00:05:40,247 --> 00:05:43,042 summer art program in Paris? 226 00:05:40,247 --> 00:05:43,042 Yeah. 227 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,504 Well, she kept talking 228 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,504 about this cheesy 229 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,504 French guy, Gabrielle. 230 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,589 So, I went out to visit 231 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,589 and there was this party. 232 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,925 And who shows up 233 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,925 but Gabrielle. 234 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:54,012 And he's got this weak-ass, 235 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:54,012 thin, French moustache. 236 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,763 Yeah, I'm not much of 237 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,763 a fighter, but I knew 238 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:57,765 I could take this 239 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:57,765 weird little dude. 240 00:05:57,807 --> 00:06:00,726 So, I took him aside, 241 00:05:57,807 --> 00:06:00,726 and I got all creepy quiet 242 00:06:00,768 --> 00:06:04,689 and got the crazy eyes going. 243 00:06:00,768 --> 00:06:04,689 And I said, 244 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:08,609 "You stay away from Lily. 245 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:08,609 Or, I swear to God, 246 00:06:08,651 --> 00:06:12,780 "I'll eat that moustache 247 00:06:08,651 --> 00:06:12,780 right off of your 248 00:06:08,651 --> 00:06:12,780 ugly French face." 249 00:06:12,822 --> 00:06:16,408 Yeah. 250 00:06:12,822 --> 00:06:16,408 No, he literally ran away. 251 00:06:12,822 --> 00:06:16,408 I think he was crying. 252 00:06:16,450 --> 00:06:18,744 I never told Lily about it. 253 00:06:18,786 --> 00:06:20,663 To be honest, 254 00:06:18,786 --> 00:06:20,663 I'm not very proud of it. 255 00:06:21,873 --> 00:06:25,877 To be even more honest, I am. 256 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,838 Um, other than 257 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,838 confirming a lot of European 258 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,838 stereotypes about Americans, 259 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,297 did that little story 260 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,297 have a point? 261 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:33,634 Yeah. The point is, 262 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:33,634 that even though 263 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:33,634 Lily is my soul mate, 264 00:06:33,676 --> 00:06:35,761 long-distance 265 00:06:33,676 --> 00:06:35,761 still almost killed us. 266 00:06:35,803 --> 00:06:37,638 If you think that 267 00:06:35,803 --> 00:06:37,638 there's any chance 268 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,515 that Victoria's 269 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,515 your soul mate, 270 00:06:39,557 --> 00:06:41,517 you should ask her to stay. 271 00:06:41,559 --> 00:06:43,644 Well, I don't know if she is. 272 00:06:41,559 --> 00:06:43,644 It's still too early. 273 00:06:41,559 --> 00:06:43,644 But, yeah, she could be. 274 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:46,731 Oh, please. 275 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:46,731 You barely know this girl. 276 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:46,731 What's her favorite color? 277 00:06:46,772 --> 00:06:48,524 Is she a cat person, 278 00:06:46,772 --> 00:06:48,524 or a dog person? 279 00:06:48,566 --> 00:06:50,776 Is she open to a three-way? 280 00:06:50,818 --> 00:06:53,195 Ted, I do more research 281 00:06:50,818 --> 00:06:53,195 than this before buying 282 00:06:50,818 --> 00:06:53,195 a cell phone. 283 00:06:53,237 --> 00:06:57,366 And, FYI, yes, 284 00:06:53,237 --> 00:06:57,366 I have three-way calling. 285 00:06:57,408 --> 00:06:59,952 Look, she can't be 286 00:06:57,408 --> 00:06:59,952 a cat person. 287 00:06:57,408 --> 00:06:59,952 I'm a dog person. 288 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:01,787 I'm attracted to 289 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:01,787 other dog people. 290 00:07:01,829 --> 00:07:02,997 Are you sure? 291 00:07:03,039 --> 00:07:04,123 All right. 292 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:09,003 Hello? 293 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:09,003 Hey, random question. 294 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:10,588 How do you feel 295 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:10,588 about cats? 296 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,757 Cats. Hated the musical, 297 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,757 love the animal. 298 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,719 Good to know. 299 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,719 Um, okay, goodbye. 300 00:07:17,678 --> 00:07:19,638 She's a cat person. 301 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,308 I don't know 302 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,308 this girl at all. 303 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,310 Oh, excellent. 304 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,310 We'll take this one. 305 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,310 This one. 306 00:07:25,352 --> 00:07:26,562 Whoa! Hey, hey. It's my suit. 307 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:28,147 Shouldn't I be 308 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:28,147 the one to choose? 309 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,275 Here, 310 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,275 play with this pincushion. 311 00:07:38,282 --> 00:07:42,078 Oh, God, I'm gonna look hot. 312 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,413 Marshall, I can't let you 313 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,413 waste a suit this nice 314 00:07:44,455 --> 00:07:47,041 fighting a losing battle 315 00:07:44,455 --> 00:07:47,041 for our planet's survival. 316 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,459 This is a suit for winners. 317 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,586 I am getting you 318 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,586 an interview at my office. 319 00:07:50,628 --> 00:07:52,713 We need good men like you 320 00:07:50,628 --> 00:07:52,713 in our legal department. 321 00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:55,883 We get sued. A lot. 322 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:58,427 No way. 323 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:58,427 The kid does not sell out. 324 00:07:58,469 --> 00:08:01,180 Oh, come on, dude. 325 00:07:58,469 --> 00:08:01,180 Three months working with me, 326 00:08:01,221 --> 00:08:03,265 you'll make more 327 00:08:01,221 --> 00:08:03,265 than Lily makes in a year. 328 00:08:04,142 --> 00:08:06,769 No. I've made my decision. 329 00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:10,314 So have I. If I ask this girl 330 00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:10,314 to give up her dreams for me, 331 00:08:10,355 --> 00:08:12,274 and, two weeks later, 332 00:08:10,355 --> 00:08:12,274 it's not working out, 333 00:08:12,316 --> 00:08:14,234 I'm, like, 334 00:08:12,316 --> 00:08:14,234 the biggest jerk of all time. 335 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,403 It's just too much pressure 336 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,403 on a new relationship. 337 00:08:18,238 --> 00:08:21,366 I'm gonna tell her to go. 338 00:08:21,408 --> 00:08:24,328 And so, I met her that night 339 00:08:21,408 --> 00:08:24,328 to tell her my decision. 340 00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:27,539 All right, I've been thinking 341 00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:27,539 a lot about this, and... 342 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:30,042 Okay, wait. 343 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:30,042 Before you say anything, 344 00:08:30,084 --> 00:08:32,586 I wanted to give you this. 345 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:35,923 This is what 346 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:35,923 happens when you, 347 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,842 you know, 348 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,842 let them finish baking. 349 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,643 I want you to stay. 350 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:57,319 Everything here 351 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:57,319 is dark and sketchy, 352 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:57,319 and seems illegal. 353 00:08:57,361 --> 00:08:59,822 It's like shopping 354 00:08:57,361 --> 00:08:59,822 in Barney's mind. 355 00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:02,241 Oh, good luck, baby. 356 00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:02,241 Bye. 357 00:09:02,282 --> 00:09:05,577 Now, what sort of dress 358 00:09:02,282 --> 00:09:05,577 did you have in mind, dear? 359 00:09:05,619 --> 00:09:07,997 Nothing too huge or... or poofy. 360 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:09,498 I'm not really a girly girl. 361 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:12,334 But I would like to look 362 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:12,334 like a beautiful princess. 363 00:09:12,376 --> 00:09:14,086 I saw a couple up 364 00:09:12,376 --> 00:09:14,086 front that were nice. 365 00:09:14,128 --> 00:09:16,421 By the window? 366 00:09:14,128 --> 00:09:16,421 Mmm. 367 00:09:16,463 --> 00:09:19,800 No offense, dear, 368 00:09:16,463 --> 00:09:19,800 but those are a little 369 00:09:16,463 --> 00:09:19,800 out of your price range. 370 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,387 Where does she get off? 371 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:25,056 She doesn't know 372 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:25,056 how much money I make. 373 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:26,598 Oh, these women are experts. 374 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,100 They can guess 375 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,100 your net annual income 376 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:30,061 just by looking 377 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:30,061 at your underwear. 378 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:34,232 Damn you, Old Navy and your 379 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:34,232 reasonably-priced three-packs. 380 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,816 Well, at least we get 381 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,816 free champagne. 382 00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:37,651 And cake. 383 00:09:37,693 --> 00:09:39,444 Speaking of which, Victoria, 384 00:09:39,486 --> 00:09:42,781 have you decided what to do 385 00:09:39,486 --> 00:09:42,781 about your donut fellowship? 386 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:47,036 You know, I don't know. 387 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:47,036 I mean, I want to go, 388 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:47,036 but I don't want to lose Ted. 389 00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:49,454 I even thought 390 00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:49,454 about long-distance, 391 00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:49,454 as if that ever works. 392 00:09:49,496 --> 00:09:53,542 Ah, all talking and no sex. 393 00:09:49,496 --> 00:09:53,542 Kill me now. 394 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:58,130 I know it sounds lame, 395 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:58,130 but I actually think 396 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:58,130 that Ted might be the one. 397 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,924 That's pretty hard 398 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,924 to walk away from. 399 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,466 Well, I don't know. 400 00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:04,469 I'd feel a little Stepford 401 00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:04,469 turning down 402 00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:04,469 a huge opportunity 403 00:10:04,511 --> 00:10:06,638 to chase some guy 404 00:10:04,511 --> 00:10:06,638 I'd only known two months. 405 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,640 But this isn't just some guy. 406 00:10:08,682 --> 00:10:11,560 This is Ted. 407 00:10:08,682 --> 00:10:11,560 He's amazing. 408 00:10:11,602 --> 00:10:13,604 He's the best guy I know. 409 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:16,440 Yeah, in America. 410 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:16,440 But German guys? 411 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:21,070 Whoo! I would let them 412 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:21,070 bread my schnitzel any day, 413 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:21,070 if you know what I mean. 414 00:10:21,112 --> 00:10:22,947 I really don't. 415 00:10:21,112 --> 00:10:22,947 Sex. 416 00:10:24,115 --> 00:10:25,657 Oh, excuse me, ma'am. 417 00:10:25,699 --> 00:10:27,701 This bastard's kicked. 418 00:10:25,699 --> 00:10:27,701 Thanks. 419 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:33,665 That's okay, guys, I hate it. 420 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:35,834 Just horrible. 421 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:35,834 It's bad. It's really bad. 422 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,711 Short in the front, 423 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,711 long in the back. 424 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:39,964 That is the mullet 425 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:39,964 of wedding dresses. 426 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:44,927 You know, Victoria, 427 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:44,927 Marshall and I did 428 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:44,927 long-distance once. 429 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,930 In college, I did 430 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,930 an art course in Paris. 431 00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:50,141 I was the only 432 00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:50,141 American there. 433 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,683 I was really lonely. 434 00:10:51,725 --> 00:10:54,478 I only had one friend. 435 00:10:51,725 --> 00:10:54,478 Gabrielle. 436 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:56,855 And she was kind of homely 437 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:56,855 and strange-looking. 438 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,732 And she was really 439 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,732 self-conscious 440 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:00,776 about this little 441 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:00,776 moustache she had. 442 00:11:00,818 --> 00:11:02,736 Anyway, halfway 443 00:11:00,818 --> 00:11:02,736 through the semester, 444 00:11:02,778 --> 00:11:04,280 she just stopped 445 00:11:02,778 --> 00:11:04,280 talking to me, 446 00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:05,864 and I never figured out why. 447 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:09,201 And then I had nobody. 448 00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:11,495 The only thing 449 00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:11,495 that got me through 450 00:11:11,536 --> 00:11:14,832 was knowing 451 00:11:11,536 --> 00:11:14,832 that my soul mate was 452 00:11:11,536 --> 00:11:14,832 back at home waiting for me. 453 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:19,128 If Ted's your soul mate, 454 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:19,128 then it may be worth it 455 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:19,128 to hang on to him. 456 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:21,213 But how am I supposed to 457 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:21,213 know if we're soul mates? 458 00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:22,547 It's too soon. 459 00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:25,134 Ooh, speak of the devil. 460 00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:27,052 Hello? 461 00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:27,052 Hey, random question. 462 00:11:27,094 --> 00:11:28,512 How do you feel 463 00:11:27,094 --> 00:11:28,512 about cats? 464 00:11:28,553 --> 00:11:30,806 Cats. Hated the musical, 465 00:11:28,553 --> 00:11:30,806 love the animal. 466 00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:33,058 A cat person. 467 00:11:30,848 --> 00:11:33,058 Why am I not surprised? 468 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,601 Stop it. 469 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,812 Bye. 470 00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:38,856 Why does Ted want to know 471 00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:38,856 if I like cats? 472 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:41,025 Maybe he's gonna 473 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:41,025 buy you one. 474 00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:43,485 I did hear barking 475 00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:43,485 in the background. 476 00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,154 Maybe he was in a pet store. 477 00:11:45,196 --> 00:11:47,365 Does he want us to 478 00:11:45,196 --> 00:11:47,365 get a cat together? 479 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,659 Maybe he's using 480 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,659 an adorable kitty 481 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,659 to guilt you into staying. 482 00:11:50,701 --> 00:11:53,537 That is low. 483 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:54,955 Do you really think 484 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:54,955 that's what he's doing? 485 00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,707 Oh, I wouldn't even 486 00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,707 wait to find out. 487 00:11:56,748 --> 00:11:58,876 I would be on 488 00:11:56,748 --> 00:11:58,876 the next plane to Germany. 489 00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:04,840 Oh, God. 490 00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:04,840 You guys are sucky liars. 491 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:07,592 I don't know what to say. 492 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:07,592 Ugly, ugly, ugly. 493 00:12:08,635 --> 00:12:09,845 You know what? 494 00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:11,180 We're doing this all wrong. 495 00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:13,057 I'm gonna get you 496 00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:13,057 one of those 497 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:15,559 front-window dresses. 498 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:15,559 Just for fun. 499 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:19,771 Are you okay? 500 00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,106 I'm fine. 501 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,692 Okay. Just kind of seems 502 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,692 like you're trying 503 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,652 to hustle Victoria 504 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,652 out of the country. 505 00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:27,946 I'm not. I'm just 506 00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:27,946 trying to support her. 507 00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:30,866 She got a super-important 508 00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:30,866 dessert scholarship. 509 00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,534 Stop being sarcastic. 510 00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:35,204 It is a super-important 511 00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:35,204 dessert scholarship. 512 00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:38,790 Wow, that's hard to say 513 00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:38,790 without sounding sarcastic. 514 00:12:38,832 --> 00:12:42,753 Look, I know you're not 515 00:12:38,832 --> 00:12:42,753 Victoria's biggest fan, 516 00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:45,589 but she seems to 517 00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:45,589 make Ted happy. 518 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,967 So think about that 519 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,967 before you use your miles 520 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,967 to buy her a plane ticket. 521 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:52,179 Somebody say 522 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:52,179 beautiful princess? 523 00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:54,890 Oh, my gosh. It's perfect. 524 00:12:54,932 --> 00:12:58,269 Oh, this dress is 525 00:12:54,932 --> 00:12:58,269 totally gonna get me laid 526 00:12:54,932 --> 00:12:58,269 on my wedding night. 527 00:13:00,604 --> 00:13:02,022 Oh, look how happy she is. 528 00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:03,732 Yeah. 529 00:13:03,774 --> 00:13:05,525 You know, I've always 530 00:13:03,774 --> 00:13:05,525 thought of myself 531 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,445 as one of those 532 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,445 independent women 533 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,863 who would never let any guy 534 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,863 mess with my career, 535 00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:12,450 and now I'm actually 536 00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:12,450 thinking about it. 537 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,617 I feel guilty. 538 00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:16,161 Like it's un-feminist 539 00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:16,161 or something. 540 00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,957 I know what you mean. 541 00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:22,167 You do? 542 00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:26,588 Well, I'm always 543 00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:26,588 putting my career ahead 544 00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:26,588 of my relationships 545 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:31,510 and, to be honest, 546 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:31,510 there's a lot of lonely nights 547 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:31,510 in that job description. 548 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,845 See, that's 549 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,845 what I'm afraid of. 550 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:39,726 Well, then, 551 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:39,726 choosing Ted over your career 552 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:39,726 doesn't make you un-feminist. 553 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:44,482 Maybe it just means 554 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:44,482 that you guys would 555 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:44,482 be happy together. 556 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:50,570 Robin, I think that 557 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:50,570 you are the coolest. 558 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,531 I'm so glad 559 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,531 that we're friends. 560 00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:54,032 Oh, no way, 561 00:13:52,572 --> 00:13:54,032 you are the coolest. 562 00:13:54,074 --> 00:13:56,118 No. No, you are. 563 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,661 Okay, I am. 564 00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:03,708 I'm gonna stay. 565 00:14:11,591 --> 00:14:14,470 Oh, I am so beautiful. 566 00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:15,971 Oh, don't tell me 567 00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:15,971 how much it costs. 568 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:19,558 Just snap my neck now 569 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:19,558 so I can die this pretty. 570 00:14:19,599 --> 00:14:21,685 Wow. You look incredible. 571 00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:23,979 Okay, okay. How much is it? 572 00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:26,731 On... On a scale of 573 00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:26,731 never to never ever. 574 00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:30,194 Never ever, ever, 575 00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:30,194 ever, ever times infinity. 576 00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:35,032 Well, it's okay. 577 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,909 You know, 578 00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,909 what makes a bride beautiful 579 00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:40,704 is that she's just happy 580 00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:40,704 to be getting married. 581 00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:47,294 Oh, guys, I know, 582 00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:47,294 I look amazing, 583 00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:51,173 but the important thing 584 00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:51,173 is that Marshall and I 585 00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:51,173 love each other, right? 586 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:53,675 Yes, you're right. 587 00:14:53,717 --> 00:14:56,887 But, also, you just 588 00:14:53,717 --> 00:14:56,887 sat down in the cake. 589 00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,518 But you know what? 590 00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,518 It's gonna come out, 591 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,229 because it's only 592 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,229 chocolate and raspberry. 593 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,730 Okay, come on. Get up. 594 00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:08,106 Let us see how bad it is. 595 00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:19,368 It was like this 596 00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:19,368 when I found it. 597 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,078 And how will you be 598 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,078 paying for this? 599 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,832 Credit cards. 600 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,298 I wanted to give you this. 601 00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:36,510 This is what 602 00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:36,510 happens when you, 603 00:15:36,552 --> 00:15:38,762 you know, 604 00:15:36,552 --> 00:15:38,762 let them finish baking. 605 00:15:46,019 --> 00:15:47,646 I want you to stay. 606 00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,692 I have to go to Germany. 607 00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:00,700 You're going? 608 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,994 Yes. I have to. 609 00:16:03,036 --> 00:16:04,162 So that's what you decided? 610 00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,997 Well, no. 611 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,916 I mean, I... I actually 612 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,916 came here tonight 613 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,916 leaning towards staying, 614 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,418 but when you just 615 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,418 told me to stay, 616 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,169 it made me realize 617 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,169 that I have to go. 618 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,297 What is this, 619 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,297 opposite day or something? 620 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,297 No. 621 00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:14,881 So it is? 622 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:18,927 Ted, we've only been 623 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:18,927 dating for two months. 624 00:16:18,969 --> 00:16:21,305 I can't let you make 625 00:16:18,969 --> 00:16:21,305 this decision for me. 626 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:22,973 I was totally 627 00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:22,973 gonna tell you to go, 628 00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:24,349 but then you 629 00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:24,349 gave me this cupcake, 630 00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:26,726 and it reminded me 631 00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:26,726 how great you are. 632 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,229 Well, is there any chance 633 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,229 that you would move to 634 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,229 Germany with me? 635 00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:31,273 Well, that's just crazy. 636 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,609 Oh, okay. 637 00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,528 So it's fine for me 638 00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,528 to make sacrifices for you, 639 00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,528 but for you, it's crazy. 640 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,572 But you have 641 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,572 a job here and a life. 642 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,572 I'd have nothing there. 643 00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:41,032 You'd have me. 644 00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:41,032 We've only been 645 00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:41,032 dating two months. 646 00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:46,121 It's not fair. 647 00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:46,121 It's... It's not fair 648 00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:46,121 that we have to break up. 649 00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:47,456 I hate this. 650 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:53,086 So we're breaking up? 651 00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:56,965 I guess so. 652 00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:01,595 I guess so. 653 00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:08,352 God, that sucks, man. 654 00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:08,352 I'm so sorry. 655 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,270 It was just too much 656 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,270 pressure too soon. 657 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:13,524 I mean, m-maybe it was 658 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:13,524 silly to even think... 659 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,610 Yes, Marshall, 660 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,610 I see your new suit 661 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:16,610 and it's awesome. 662 00:17:16,652 --> 00:17:18,195 Well, thank you 663 00:17:16,652 --> 00:17:18,195 for acknowledging it. 664 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:19,821 It's weird that you hadn't. 665 00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:22,824 Look, I understand 666 00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:22,824 that you guys had to 667 00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:22,824 break up eventually, 668 00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,826 but why today? 669 00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,826 She's leaving tomorrow. 670 00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,411 Yeah, 671 00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,411 but she's still in town. 672 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:28,622 Yeah, she... she's 673 00:17:26,453 --> 00:17:28,622 still in town. 674 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:32,209 Yeah. So you spend 675 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:32,209 one more amazing day together. 676 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,918 Ted, think about it this way, 677 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,129 if you knew that you were 678 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,129 gonna lose your leg tomorrow, 679 00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:38,423 would you sit on the couch 680 00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:38,423 and cry about it, 681 00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:40,842 or would you run and jump 682 00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:43,554 and do some awesome air kicks 683 00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:43,554 while you still could? 684 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,975 Awesome air kicks, huh? 685 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,896 New pajama bottoms? 686 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,896 You know it. 687 00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:56,107 So, we can 688 00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:56,107 sit around and cry, 689 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,109 or we can run 690 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,109 and do awesome air kicks 691 00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,362 before our leg 692 00:17:58,151 --> 00:18:00,362 gets chopped off. 693 00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:02,489 Wait, so we're 694 00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:02,489 sharing the leg? 695 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,783 No, the leg is a metaphor. 696 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:08,161 How could the leg be 697 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:08,161 well enough to do awesome 698 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:08,161 air kicks one day 699 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,955 and yet still so sick 700 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,955 it needs to be 701 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,955 chopped off the next? 702 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,210 I don't know, Ted. 703 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,210 Come on. 704 00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:18,171 W-W-We've had a good run. 705 00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:18,171 Why end on a fight? 706 00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:19,673 Well, what would you 707 00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:19,673 want to do? 708 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,717 Let's do all the stuff 709 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,717 we talked about doing 710 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:23,009 and never got around to. 711 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:23,009 Like go to the Met? 712 00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,011 Yeah, we'll walk across 713 00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,011 the Brooklyn Bridge. 714 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:26,346 See some monkeys at the zoo. 715 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:27,931 Go to that 716 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:27,931 French-Vietnamese place 717 00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,140 we keep passing 718 00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,140 and say we want to try. 719 00:18:29,182 --> 00:18:31,059 Wow. We better get going. 720 00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:32,436 Yeah. 721 00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:35,105 Big day. 722 00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:35,105 Yeah. 723 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,899 And kids, 724 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,899 that's exactly what we did 725 00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,899 with our last day. 726 00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:41,861 The museum. The bridge. 727 00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:41,861 The restaurant. 728 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,782 And all of those nice things. 729 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,785 Lily, you have to tell him. 730 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,785 That dress cost a fortune. 731 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,995 No. I am just gonna wait 732 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,995 for the next time 733 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,995 Marshall really screws up 734 00:18:51,037 --> 00:18:52,664 and then I'll just 735 00:18:51,037 --> 00:18:52,664 slip this in, 736 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:54,666 and it won't seem 737 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:54,666 so bad by comparison. 738 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,501 Well, here's hoping 739 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,501 he cheats on you. 740 00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,003 Yeah, 741 00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,003 but only like second base. 742 00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,801 Look at us. 743 00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,801 Two guys in suits. 744 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,302 You feel that slight tingle? 745 00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:07,971 That's every girl 746 00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:07,971 in the bar wanting you, 747 00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:10,724 and every guy 748 00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:10,724 wanting to be you. 749 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,934 Actually, it's mostly me, 750 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,934 but you're getting 751 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,934 some of the splash. 752 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,064 Hey, babe. Dollar beer night. 753 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,984 So I splurged 754 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,984 and got us each our own. 755 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:24,112 So, have you thought 756 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:24,112 any more about coming to 757 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:24,112 work for Barney Corp? 758 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:27,073 Oh, please. 759 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:27,073 Your company is not 760 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:27,073 called Barney Corp. 761 00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:28,742 Yet. 762 00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:31,453 Oh, I almost forgot. 763 00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:31,453 Sergei sent me your bill. 764 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,083 Barney, this says $4,000. 765 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,837 I thought you said 766 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,837 that it was one-third price! 767 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,379 Must be 768 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,379 a $12,000 dollar suit. 769 00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:44,633 Oh, well, guess you'll have 770 00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:44,633 to come work at my company. 771 00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:47,803 You... You set this up. 772 00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:47,803 You set this whole thing up. 773 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:50,138 I most certainly did! 774 00:19:51,849 --> 00:19:53,725 Well, it won't work. 775 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,393 Even if I have to get 776 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,393 two extra night jobs, 777 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,145 I'll pay your 778 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,145 precious tailor. 779 00:19:57,187 --> 00:20:00,064 I'm not selling my soul. 780 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,150 Baby, I... I know that 781 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,150 this will make things harder, 782 00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:04,110 but I will make it work. 783 00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:04,110 I promise. 784 00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:06,905 I destroyed 785 00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:06,905 an $8,000 wedding dress. 786 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,284 What time is the interview? 787 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,284 9:00 a.m. 788 00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,871 And you'll need new shoes. 789 00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,871 Don't worry. I know a guy. 790 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,712 Well, I'm glad we got 791 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,712 to spend the day doing 792 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,712 awesome air kicks. 793 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,422 Yeah. I was almost 794 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,422 too tired for all the sex. 795 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,053 I'm gonna miss you so much. 796 00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:31,513 I'm gonna miss you, too. 797 00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:41,565 Hey, you know. I mean, 798 00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:41,565 if... if when I get back, 799 00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,400 we're still single we can... 800 00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:44,984 Even if we're not. 801 00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:48,321 Okay. 802 00:21:05,881 --> 00:21:07,841 Look, I know it never 803 00:21:05,881 --> 00:21:07,841 works for anyone, 804 00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,843 but do you wanna 805 00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,843 try long-distance? 806 00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:11,595 Yes. Yes. 807 00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:18,268 We can beat the odds. 808 00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:18,268 Odds, schmodds. 809 00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:19,603 It's gonna work. 810 00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,897 We're gonna make it work. 811 00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,897 It'll work. 812 00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,525 It didn't work. 813 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,862 Long-distance was 814 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,862 and is a terrible idea. 815 00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:32,031 A really terrible idea. 816 00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:32,031 Just awful. 817 00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:35,034 But more on that later.