1 00:00:17,961 --> 00:00:19,755 Kids, 2 00:00:17,961 --> 00:00:19,755 about eight months 3 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:21,841 into Aunt Lily 4 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:21,841 and Uncle Marshall's 5 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:21,841 engagement, 6 00:00:21,882 --> 00:00:24,718 there occurred 7 00:00:21,882 --> 00:00:24,718 a game-changing emergency. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,011 Van Smoot is available. 9 00:00:26,052 --> 00:00:27,805 Oh, my God. 10 00:00:27,847 --> 00:00:29,181 Van Smoot House 11 00:00:27,847 --> 00:00:29,181 was a gorgeous mansion 12 00:00:29,222 --> 00:00:31,141 right on the Hudson River. 13 00:00:31,183 --> 00:00:33,560 It had everything 14 00:00:31,183 --> 00:00:33,560 Marshall and Lily wanted 15 00:00:31,183 --> 00:00:33,560 for their wedding, 16 00:00:33,602 --> 00:00:34,936 but it was never available. 17 00:00:34,978 --> 00:00:37,523 And then, suddenly, it was. 18 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:39,608 There was a cancellation 19 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:39,608 two months from now. 20 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,985 You want to 21 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,985 have our wedding 22 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,985 in two months? 23 00:00:42,027 --> 00:00:43,696 No. It's impossible. 24 00:00:43,737 --> 00:00:46,699 It's Van Smoot, Lily. 25 00:00:43,737 --> 00:00:46,699 It's the dream. 26 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:48,158 No, there's just 27 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:48,158 not enough time. 28 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,535 There's no... 29 00:00:49,576 --> 00:00:51,537 Oh. Mini-vomit. 30 00:00:51,578 --> 00:00:52,872 Okay, look, look, look. 31 00:00:52,913 --> 00:00:54,540 I know that it's sudden, 32 00:00:52,913 --> 00:00:54,540 but check it. 33 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:56,166 If we don't take this, 34 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:56,166 guess who's on their way 35 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:57,626 with a deposit check? 36 00:00:57,668 --> 00:00:58,919 Todd and Valerie? 37 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,964 When you're 38 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,964 planning a wedding, 39 00:01:03,006 --> 00:01:04,508 there's always one couple 40 00:01:03,006 --> 00:01:04,508 with similar taste 41 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:06,760 that seems to be 42 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:06,760 one step ahead of you. 43 00:01:06,802 --> 00:01:08,595 Todd and Valerie 44 00:01:06,802 --> 00:01:08,595 were that couple. 45 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:11,515 We gotta make a decision. 46 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:12,850 Todd and Valerie 47 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:12,850 are in motion. 48 00:01:15,018 --> 00:01:16,687 Van Smoot! 49 00:01:16,729 --> 00:01:19,022 No! Kids, color! 50 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:24,236 Baby, baby, 51 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:24,236 pick me. 52 00:01:24,277 --> 00:01:25,612 Come on, come on, 53 00:01:24,277 --> 00:01:25,612 come on. 54 00:01:39,084 --> 00:01:42,003 Hello, Marshall. 55 00:01:39,084 --> 00:01:42,003 Lily. 56 00:01:42,963 --> 00:01:45,632 Todd. Valerie. 57 00:01:47,676 --> 00:01:49,010 Stairs. 58 00:01:51,805 --> 00:01:53,599 I can't 59 00:01:51,805 --> 00:01:53,599 believe it. 60 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,893 We got 61 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,893 Van Smoot House. 62 00:01:55,935 --> 00:01:58,437 It is on. 63 00:01:55,935 --> 00:01:58,437 It is on! 64 00:01:58,478 --> 00:02:00,773 Like the former 65 00:01:58,478 --> 00:02:00,773 Soviet Republic 66 00:01:58,478 --> 00:02:00,773 of Azerbaijan. 67 00:02:02,065 --> 00:02:03,609 What? 68 00:02:02,065 --> 00:02:03,609 You're a wonder. 69 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:05,778 Wow. You guys are getting 70 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:05,778 married in two months. 71 00:02:05,819 --> 00:02:07,028 How are you going to get 72 00:02:05,819 --> 00:02:07,028 everything done? 73 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:08,488 Division of labor. 74 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:10,616 Everyone's got 75 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:10,616 a job to do, 76 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:10,616 so listen up. 77 00:02:10,657 --> 00:02:13,159 Okay, Robin, 78 00:02:10,657 --> 00:02:13,159 you and Ted 79 00:02:10,657 --> 00:02:13,159 go to the florist. 80 00:02:14,995 --> 00:02:17,122 Robin had been mad at me 81 00:02:14,995 --> 00:02:17,122 since the night 82 00:02:17,163 --> 00:02:20,751 I slightly exaggerated my 83 00:02:17,163 --> 00:02:20,751 not-having-a-girlfriend-ness. 84 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:21,877 Was it... 85 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,003 It was your girlfriend. 86 00:02:24,087 --> 00:02:26,673 You might want 87 00:02:24,087 --> 00:02:26,673 to call her back. 88 00:02:26,715 --> 00:02:30,385 Or, actually, Robin, 89 00:02:26,715 --> 00:02:30,385 why... why don't you go 90 00:02:26,715 --> 00:02:30,385 to the florist? 91 00:02:30,427 --> 00:02:32,220 And, Ted, 92 00:02:32,262 --> 00:02:35,975 I could use your keen 93 00:02:32,262 --> 00:02:35,975 architectural eye 94 00:02:32,262 --> 00:02:35,975 on... on the invitations. 95 00:02:36,016 --> 00:02:38,769 Wow, that was 96 00:02:36,016 --> 00:02:38,769 really awkward, Lil. 97 00:02:40,813 --> 00:02:43,690 And still. 98 00:02:40,813 --> 00:02:43,690 It's still really 99 00:02:40,813 --> 00:02:43,690 awkward right now. 100 00:02:45,859 --> 00:02:48,069 Hey, what about me? 101 00:02:45,859 --> 00:02:48,069 What's my job? 102 00:02:45,859 --> 00:02:48,069 What do I get to do? 103 00:02:48,111 --> 00:02:49,822 Okay, your job 104 00:02:48,111 --> 00:02:49,822 is very simple. 105 00:02:49,863 --> 00:02:51,490 At the wedding, 106 00:02:51,531 --> 00:02:54,827 do not sleep with anyone 107 00:02:51,531 --> 00:02:54,827 even remotely related to me. 108 00:02:57,663 --> 00:03:00,081 Lil, you know 109 00:02:57,663 --> 00:03:00,081 I can't promise that. 110 00:03:06,505 --> 00:03:09,132 Look how cute she looks. 111 00:03:06,505 --> 00:03:09,132 All tuckered out. 112 00:03:10,676 --> 00:03:15,347 Hey, babe. 113 00:03:10,676 --> 00:03:15,347 Hey, little one. 114 00:03:10,676 --> 00:03:15,347 Hey, Lilypad. 115 00:03:15,388 --> 00:03:18,517 Crap! Band! 116 00:03:15,388 --> 00:03:18,517 We forgot a band! 117 00:03:18,558 --> 00:03:20,853 It's just gonna be silence 118 00:03:18,558 --> 00:03:20,853 and then people chewing. 119 00:03:22,228 --> 00:03:25,524 Baby, don't worry about it. 120 00:03:22,228 --> 00:03:25,524 I called The 88! 121 00:03:25,565 --> 00:03:27,484 Who? 122 00:03:25,565 --> 00:03:27,484 The 88. 123 00:03:27,526 --> 00:03:28,694 They're this awesome band. 124 00:03:28,735 --> 00:03:30,236 They played 125 00:03:28,735 --> 00:03:30,236 my law review party. 126 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,446 They were found guilty. 127 00:03:31,488 --> 00:03:33,365 On three counts 128 00:03:31,488 --> 00:03:33,365 of rocking. 129 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,158 Yeah, I saw them 130 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,158 two months ago at 131 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,158 my cousin Bonzo's wedding. 132 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,660 They were great. 133 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:39,371 John "Bonzo" Bonham 134 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:39,371 from Led Zeppelin? 135 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:40,914 Yes, Lily, 136 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:40,914 my cousin, 137 00:03:40,956 --> 00:03:42,666 the drummer 138 00:03:40,956 --> 00:03:42,666 from Led Zeppelin 139 00:03:40,956 --> 00:03:42,666 who died in 1980, 140 00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:45,585 got married 141 00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:45,585 two months ago. 142 00:03:45,627 --> 00:03:48,839 Look, I... I can't 143 00:03:45,627 --> 00:03:48,839 sign off on a band 144 00:03:45,627 --> 00:03:48,839 I've never even seen. 145 00:03:48,881 --> 00:03:50,883 We... We don't even know 146 00:03:48,881 --> 00:03:50,883 if they can play our song. 147 00:03:50,924 --> 00:03:53,719 T-They're going to have 148 00:03:50,924 --> 00:03:53,719 to come over here 149 00:03:50,924 --> 00:03:53,719 and audition. 150 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,723 Baby, The 88 don't audition. 151 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,723 They're like The Wiggles 152 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,723 of wedding bands. 153 00:03:57,764 --> 00:03:59,933 Well, then I have to say no. 154 00:04:01,518 --> 00:04:03,812 Baby, they're only 155 00:04:01,518 --> 00:04:03,812 holding the date 156 00:04:01,518 --> 00:04:03,812 until Monday. 157 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,523 Oh, well, are they playing 158 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,523 anywhere this weekend? 159 00:04:07,482 --> 00:04:09,275 Let me check 160 00:04:07,482 --> 00:04:09,275 their website. 161 00:04:10,527 --> 00:04:12,320 What? 162 00:04:12,362 --> 00:04:14,155 Lily, you're being 163 00:04:12,362 --> 00:04:14,155 a wee bit intense 164 00:04:12,362 --> 00:04:14,155 about this band thing. 165 00:04:14,197 --> 00:04:15,908 Intense? 166 00:04:15,949 --> 00:04:20,286 I have a wedding to plan 167 00:04:15,949 --> 00:04:20,286 in nine weeks for 200 people. 168 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,082 Even if a dinosaur 169 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,082 should poke his head 170 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,082 out of my butt 171 00:04:23,123 --> 00:04:25,000 and consume 172 00:04:23,123 --> 00:04:25,000 this coffee table, 173 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,292 I need you to 174 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,292 roll with it, okay? 175 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:29,088 Wow. 176 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:32,674 Guys. I just tasted 177 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:32,674 an amazing caterer. 178 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:33,884 We already 179 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:33,884 have a caterer. 180 00:04:33,926 --> 00:04:36,053 Oh, right. 181 00:04:33,926 --> 00:04:36,053 You're getting married. 182 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:38,847 You see what 183 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:38,847 I did there? 184 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:38,847 Ah. 185 00:04:38,889 --> 00:04:42,935 It looks like 186 00:04:38,889 --> 00:04:42,935 The 88 are playing 187 00:04:38,889 --> 00:04:42,935 at a high school prom 188 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:44,770 in New Jersey tomorrow. 189 00:04:44,811 --> 00:04:46,939 A prom? 190 00:04:44,811 --> 00:04:46,939 Can we go to that? 191 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,732 Yeah, we'll just 192 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,732 call the high school, 193 00:04:48,774 --> 00:04:50,650 they'll let us stand 194 00:04:48,774 --> 00:04:50,650 in the back and watch. 195 00:04:51,651 --> 00:04:52,736 Yeah, no, 196 00:04:51,651 --> 00:04:52,736 they won't. 197 00:04:52,778 --> 00:04:54,195 Why not? 198 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:55,906 'Cause it turns out 199 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:55,906 we're not in high school. 200 00:04:55,948 --> 00:04:57,699 No sweat, 201 00:04:55,948 --> 00:04:57,699 we'll just sneak in. 202 00:04:57,741 --> 00:04:59,743 We're not sneaking 203 00:04:57,741 --> 00:04:59,743 into a high school prom. 204 00:04:59,785 --> 00:05:01,703 Yes, we are. 205 00:04:59,785 --> 00:05:01,703 It's the only way. 206 00:05:01,745 --> 00:05:03,288 You're getting on board 207 00:05:01,745 --> 00:05:03,288 with Barney's idea? 208 00:05:03,329 --> 00:05:05,165 Man, you really 209 00:05:03,329 --> 00:05:05,165 have snapped. 210 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,042 It's nine weeks 211 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,042 till the wedding. 212 00:05:07,084 --> 00:05:09,795 At this point, 213 00:05:07,084 --> 00:05:09,795 I'd say yes to 214 00:05:07,084 --> 00:05:09,795 just about anything. 215 00:05:09,836 --> 00:05:11,588 Well... 216 00:05:09,836 --> 00:05:11,588 No, Barney. 217 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:22,307 And so, 218 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:22,307 Aunt Lily hatched the plan 219 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:22,307 to crash a prom. 220 00:05:22,348 --> 00:05:24,017 I'll go with you. 221 00:05:22,348 --> 00:05:24,017 Really? 222 00:05:24,059 --> 00:05:25,727 Yeah, I never got 223 00:05:24,059 --> 00:05:25,727 to go to my prom. 224 00:05:25,769 --> 00:05:28,021 We always had 225 00:05:25,769 --> 00:05:28,021 field hockey nationals 226 00:05:25,769 --> 00:05:28,021 in the spring. 227 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,899 Lesbian. 228 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:33,526 The cough is 229 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:33,526 supposed to cover 230 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:33,526 the "lesbian." 231 00:05:33,568 --> 00:05:37,363 No, I'm trying to 232 00:05:33,568 --> 00:05:37,363 start a thing where 233 00:05:33,568 --> 00:05:37,363 the cough is separate. 234 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,908 Do you think we look 235 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,908 young enough to blend in 236 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,908 at a high school? 237 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:41,326 Please, I'm ageless, 238 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:42,953 Scherbatsky just needs 239 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:42,953 a good night's sleep, 240 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:45,164 and you've got "statutory" 241 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:45,164 written all over your body. 242 00:05:46,748 --> 00:05:48,416 Hey, why don't we all go? 243 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,418 I don't know. 244 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,418 More people might be 245 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,418 harder to sneak in. 246 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:53,172 We don't want 247 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:53,172 to mess things up 248 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:53,172 for Lily. 249 00:05:53,213 --> 00:05:55,966 Yeah, you're right. 250 00:05:53,213 --> 00:05:55,966 Besides, Marshall and I 251 00:05:53,213 --> 00:05:55,966 have been planning 252 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:57,717 on having a guys' night out 253 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:57,717 before the wedding. 254 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:59,636 Why don't we just make it 255 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:59,636 tomorrow night? 256 00:05:59,678 --> 00:06:02,597 Sounds awesome. 257 00:05:59,678 --> 00:06:02,597 We should go out 258 00:05:59,678 --> 00:06:02,597 and just get fricking weird. 259 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,184 Yeah. 260 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,184 'Cause, you know, 261 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,184 you'd be a bad, bad man, 262 00:06:05,225 --> 00:06:06,893 and I be an outlaw. 263 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:08,770 What? 264 00:06:08,812 --> 00:06:11,064 Wow. Hey, 265 00:06:08,812 --> 00:06:11,064 Thelma, Louise, 266 00:06:11,106 --> 00:06:12,732 y'all don't drive off 267 00:06:11,106 --> 00:06:12,732 no cliffs now, you hear? 268 00:06:13,692 --> 00:06:14,860 Lame! 269 00:06:16,402 --> 00:06:19,072 But seriously, 270 00:06:16,402 --> 00:06:19,072 leave me a message 271 00:06:16,402 --> 00:06:19,072 and we'll meet up later. 272 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:24,911 All right, 273 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:24,911 what do you think? 274 00:06:24,953 --> 00:06:26,788 Horrible. 275 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,790 You're gonna make 276 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,790 such a great dad. 277 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,835 You look so classy and nice. 278 00:06:31,877 --> 00:06:33,503 You're gonna stick out 279 00:06:31,877 --> 00:06:33,503 like a sore thumb. 280 00:06:33,545 --> 00:06:35,839 Have you seen how the kids 281 00:06:33,545 --> 00:06:35,839 are dressing these days, 282 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:38,091 with the Ashlee 283 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:38,091 and the Lindsay 284 00:06:35,881 --> 00:06:38,091 and the Paris? 285 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,592 They all dress 286 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,592 like strippers. 287 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:42,554 It's go ho, or go home. 288 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:45,098 Well, we have to get in. 289 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:45,098 I have to see this band, 290 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:47,226 'cause we have to make 291 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:47,226 a decision by Monday, 292 00:06:47,267 --> 00:06:48,894 'cause I'm getting 293 00:06:47,267 --> 00:06:48,894 married in 71 days, 294 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:50,562 and we still 295 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:50,562 don't have... 296 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:53,606 Shh. Sweetie, 297 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:53,606 just focus on one thing 298 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:53,606 at a time, okay? 299 00:06:53,648 --> 00:06:56,693 Right now, 300 00:06:53,648 --> 00:06:56,693 you just have to dress 301 00:06:53,648 --> 00:06:56,693 like a whore and that's it. 302 00:06:56,735 --> 00:06:58,611 All right. 303 00:06:56,735 --> 00:06:58,611 That's the spirit. 304 00:06:58,653 --> 00:07:00,864 Now, ladies, slut up! 305 00:07:04,576 --> 00:07:06,912 I never thought this 306 00:07:04,576 --> 00:07:06,912 would be a bad thing, 307 00:07:06,953 --> 00:07:08,997 but my wardrobe just 308 00:07:06,953 --> 00:07:08,997 isn't slutty enough. 309 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:13,001 I didn't know 310 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:13,001 I still had this. 311 00:07:13,043 --> 00:07:14,920 What? 312 00:07:14,961 --> 00:07:17,380 The dress I wore 313 00:07:14,961 --> 00:07:17,380 to my actual prom. 314 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:25,805 Dude, you are 315 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:25,805 the hottest girl 316 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:25,805 at this prom, 317 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:27,974 and not like in 318 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:27,974 a corporate, 319 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:27,974 plastic way. 320 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:31,770 Like, truly, truly hot. 321 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:31,770 Like a hot soul. 322 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:35,690 You look great, 323 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:35,690 too, Scooter. 324 00:07:35,732 --> 00:07:38,151 So, big news. 325 00:07:35,732 --> 00:07:38,151 I heard from 326 00:07:35,732 --> 00:07:38,151 umpire school. 327 00:07:38,193 --> 00:07:39,945 I'm in! 328 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:45,200 Oh, disco! 329 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:45,200 I am so happy for you. 330 00:07:45,242 --> 00:07:48,995 You mean happy for us, 331 00:07:45,242 --> 00:07:48,995 right, babe? 332 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:52,457 Scooter, 333 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:52,457 you're gonna be 334 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:52,457 an umpire someday. 335 00:07:52,498 --> 00:07:54,167 No, baby. 336 00:07:54,209 --> 00:07:57,045 We're gonna be 337 00:07:54,209 --> 00:07:57,045 an umpire someday. 338 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:01,174 Nice. 339 00:08:01,216 --> 00:08:03,093 Now, you ladies look good, 340 00:08:01,216 --> 00:08:03,093 but your outfits are 341 00:08:01,216 --> 00:08:03,093 missing just one thing. 342 00:08:03,135 --> 00:08:05,095 No, Barney, 343 00:08:03,135 --> 00:08:05,095 this is as far 344 00:08:03,135 --> 00:08:05,095 as we're gonna go. 345 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:06,679 I'm not showing 346 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:06,679 any more... 347 00:08:06,721 --> 00:08:09,975 Two beautiful flowers 348 00:08:06,721 --> 00:08:09,975 for two beautiful flowers. 349 00:08:10,016 --> 00:08:11,351 Aw! 350 00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:13,770 Sweet. Thank you. 351 00:08:13,812 --> 00:08:15,272 Hmm. 352 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:18,024 Oh, Robin, 353 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:18,024 are you tearing up? 354 00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:19,776 No. 355 00:08:19,818 --> 00:08:22,403 I've never been 356 00:08:19,818 --> 00:08:22,403 to prom before, okay? 357 00:08:22,445 --> 00:08:23,488 We gotta go. 358 00:08:22,445 --> 00:08:23,488 See you. 359 00:08:23,529 --> 00:08:24,697 Bye, have fun. 360 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:26,116 Bye. 361 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:26,116 See you. 362 00:08:28,451 --> 00:08:31,288 They grow up 363 00:08:28,451 --> 00:08:31,288 into skanks so fast, 364 00:08:28,451 --> 00:08:31,288 don't they, Ted? 365 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,706 So, what, 366 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,706 we ready for tonight? 367 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,706 Yeah. 368 00:08:33,748 --> 00:08:34,958 Just one thing 369 00:08:33,748 --> 00:08:34,958 we gotta do first. 370 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,001 Shot of Jim Beam? 371 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:38,086 Yeah. 372 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:38,086 Yes! 373 00:08:38,128 --> 00:08:40,505 And then I promised Lily 374 00:08:38,128 --> 00:08:40,505 that we'd stuff 200 375 00:08:38,128 --> 00:08:40,505 wedding invitations. 376 00:08:40,546 --> 00:08:42,048 What? 377 00:08:40,546 --> 00:08:42,048 I'm sorry, dude, 378 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,967 but you saw how 379 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,967 stressed out she is. 380 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,636 Come on! You've been doing 381 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,636 wedding stuff nonstop. 382 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,636 Take a break. 383 00:08:46,678 --> 00:08:48,471 Once you're married, 384 00:08:46,678 --> 00:08:48,471 if we go out, 385 00:08:48,513 --> 00:08:50,556 and you get so drunk 386 00:08:48,513 --> 00:08:50,556 you throw up, it'll be sad. 387 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,935 But if we do it tonight, 388 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,935 it'll be less sad. 389 00:08:53,977 --> 00:08:55,854 Okay, it'll be cool. 390 00:08:53,977 --> 00:08:55,854 I'll tell you what. 391 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:57,605 We'll make 392 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:57,605 a game out of it. 393 00:08:57,647 --> 00:09:00,900 First one to stuff 394 00:08:57,647 --> 00:09:00,900 100 invitations 395 00:08:57,647 --> 00:09:00,900 gets a big prize. 396 00:09:00,942 --> 00:09:03,111 Do I look like I'm four? 397 00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:05,071 All right, 398 00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:05,071 what kind of prize 399 00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:05,071 are we talking about? 400 00:09:07,407 --> 00:09:10,035 Wow, a lot more security 401 00:09:07,407 --> 00:09:10,035 than when we were kids. 402 00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:12,120 Is this gonna work? 403 00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:12,120 Yeah. 404 00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:15,581 Look, when I was 17, 405 00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:15,581 I used to sneak into 406 00:09:12,162 --> 00:09:15,581 clubs all the time. 407 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:19,502 It's all about confidence. 408 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:19,502 Follow me. 409 00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:22,297 Woo-hoo! 410 00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:22,297 Happy prom, everybody. 411 00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:22,297 Going to prom. 412 00:09:22,339 --> 00:09:23,923 Woo-hoo! 413 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:25,091 Uh, you're adults. 414 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:26,426 Okay, bye. 415 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:30,305 Okay, look, 416 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:30,305 I just need 417 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:30,305 to see the band. 418 00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:32,807 I'm getting married 419 00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:32,807 in two months, and... 420 00:09:32,849 --> 00:09:34,226 And you're 421 00:09:32,849 --> 00:09:34,226 just finding a band? 422 00:09:34,267 --> 00:09:36,019 Hey, ho, hey. 423 00:09:37,062 --> 00:09:39,022 I'm sorry, ma'am. 424 00:09:39,064 --> 00:09:41,024 You either need 425 00:09:39,064 --> 00:09:41,024 to be a student 426 00:09:39,064 --> 00:09:41,024 or the date of a student. 427 00:09:43,985 --> 00:09:47,072 Wow. "Ma'am?" 428 00:09:43,985 --> 00:09:47,072 Check and mate. 429 00:09:47,113 --> 00:09:49,615 It's cool. 430 00:09:47,113 --> 00:09:49,615 Time to activate 431 00:09:47,113 --> 00:09:49,615 Plan B. 432 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,744 Scherbatsky, 433 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,744 how comfortable are you 434 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,744 with a crossbow? 435 00:09:52,785 --> 00:09:54,662 Scherbatsky? 436 00:09:54,704 --> 00:09:56,039 Hey, guys. 437 00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:57,957 You want to take 438 00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:57,957 two hot girls 439 00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:57,957 to prom? 440 00:09:59,251 --> 00:10:01,378 We don't have 441 00:09:59,251 --> 00:10:01,378 that kind of money. 442 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:02,379 For free. 443 00:10:02,421 --> 00:10:04,005 Oh, hell, yeah! 444 00:10:04,047 --> 00:10:06,591 Great. I'm Robin, 445 00:10:04,047 --> 00:10:06,591 this is my friend Lily. 446 00:10:06,632 --> 00:10:07,675 Hi. 447 00:10:06,632 --> 00:10:07,675 Shall we? 448 00:10:07,717 --> 00:10:08,843 Sure. 449 00:10:10,136 --> 00:10:13,598 I knew it would happen. 450 00:10:10,136 --> 00:10:13,598 This is the dream. 451 00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:15,350 Oh, hey, wait. 452 00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:15,350 How's Barney 453 00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:15,350 getting in? 454 00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:17,477 Don't worry about me. 455 00:10:15,392 --> 00:10:17,477 I'll get in. 456 00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:20,980 Oh, I'll get in. 457 00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:39,374 We're in! 458 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:40,625 Thank you. 459 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:40,625 We're gonna take a break. 460 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,294 You're kidding me. 461 00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:45,297 Hey, you ladies 462 00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:45,297 want something 463 00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:45,297 to take the edge off? 464 00:10:47,507 --> 00:10:49,759 Yeah, what the hell? 465 00:10:47,507 --> 00:10:49,759 It's prom. 466 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,640 That tastes 467 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,640 like cough syrup. 468 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,767 Yeah, we couldn't 469 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,767 get any alcohol. 470 00:10:57,809 --> 00:11:00,019 Um, our fake IDs 471 00:10:57,809 --> 00:11:00,019 say we're only 20. 472 00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:02,897 We didn't realize it 473 00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:02,897 till after we bought them. 474 00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:05,317 Nerds who aren't 475 00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:05,317 good at math? 476 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,402 Life's gonna 477 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,402 be rough, boys. 478 00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:12,031 Hi. Excuse me. 479 00:11:12,073 --> 00:11:13,741 I was wondering 480 00:11:12,073 --> 00:11:13,741 if you guys 481 00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,868 could play Good Feeling 482 00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,868 by the Violent Femmes. 483 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,870 I know it's probably 484 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,870 not in your repertoire, 485 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,664 but I'm getting 486 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,664 married and my fiance 487 00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:21,291 wants to hire you guys 488 00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:21,291 as the band, 489 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,251 but I can't sign off on it 490 00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:24,877 until I hear you 491 00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:24,877 play Good Feeling 492 00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:24,877 because that's our song, 493 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:26,587 and what kind 494 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:26,587 of wedding band 495 00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:26,587 would you be 496 00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:28,548 if you couldn't play 497 00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:28,548 our song, right? 498 00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:28,548 Right? 499 00:11:28,631 --> 00:11:30,675 Look, I'm kind of 500 00:11:28,631 --> 00:11:30,675 wasted right now, 501 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:33,094 so I didn't understand 502 00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:33,094 any of that. 503 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:35,763 But, uh, if you get us 504 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:35,763 the sheet music, 505 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:35,763 we'll play your song. 506 00:11:35,805 --> 00:11:37,056 Okay. 507 00:11:37,098 --> 00:11:39,600 So, uh, you buzzing, baby? 508 00:11:40,726 --> 00:11:42,437 My phlegm feels looser. 509 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,618 This is pathetic. 510 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,618 It's guys' night. 511 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,205 We should be 512 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,205 out in a bar 513 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,205 getting in fights. 514 00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:03,875 Hey, if I got in a fight, 515 00:12:01,706 --> 00:12:03,875 would you have my back? 516 00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:05,418 You know it. 517 00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:07,920 I'd have your back, too. 518 00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:10,715 That's cool. 519 00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:13,968 What, you don't think 520 00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:13,968 you'd need my help? 521 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,303 Hey, you don't know 522 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,303 what I can do. 523 00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:16,429 I'm like... 524 00:12:17,889 --> 00:12:18,890 Like a berserker. 525 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,808 Okay, Ted. 526 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:21,851 Hello? 527 00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:24,103 Hey, it's Robin. 528 00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:26,314 Lily needs you to download 529 00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:26,314 the sheet music 530 00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:26,314 for Good Feeling 531 00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:28,900 and bring it out here, 532 00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:28,900 like, now. 533 00:12:28,941 --> 00:12:31,027 Hang on. 534 00:12:28,941 --> 00:12:31,027 It's Robin. 535 00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:32,653 She wants me 536 00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:32,653 to go to prom. 537 00:12:34,072 --> 00:12:37,116 Can Ted come? 538 00:12:34,072 --> 00:12:37,116 Wait! Don't ask! 539 00:12:34,072 --> 00:12:37,116 That's so lame! 540 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:38,993 I don't even 541 00:12:37,158 --> 00:12:38,993 want to go, anyway. 542 00:12:40,161 --> 00:12:41,287 I... I don't know. 543 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:42,872 Things have been 544 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:42,872 so weird between us. 545 00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:45,584 What'd she say? 546 00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:45,584 What'd she say? 547 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,960 He lied and told me 548 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,960 he broke up with 549 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,960 his girlfriend 550 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:49,879 to try to hook up with me. 551 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,881 I mean, 552 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,881 I know he apologized for it, 553 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:54,467 but it's just... 554 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:54,467 It's not easy 555 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:54,467 to forgive. 556 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,761 Well, look, 557 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,761 if you absolutely 558 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,761 must bring Ted, 559 00:12:56,802 --> 00:13:00,014 it's not like I'm going 560 00:12:56,802 --> 00:13:00,014 to claw my own eyes out 561 00:12:56,802 --> 00:13:00,014 if he comes. 562 00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:01,849 Okay, bye. 563 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,185 She totally 564 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,185 wants you to come. 565 00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:11,443 All right, 566 00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:11,443 sheet music's 567 00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:11,443 on the way. 568 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:15,113 You okay? 569 00:13:15,154 --> 00:13:19,325 There's just so much 570 00:13:15,154 --> 00:13:19,325 to do for this wedding. 571 00:13:15,154 --> 00:13:19,325 My head is swirling. 572 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:22,161 It's just all 573 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:22,161 moving too fast. 574 00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:24,122 How is it moving too fast? 575 00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:25,665 We've been together 576 00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:25,665 for two years. 577 00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:27,417 I just... 578 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:30,878 I just don't want 579 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:30,878 everything in my life 580 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:30,878 to be decided already. 581 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,255 What's decided? 582 00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:34,549 I go to umpire school, 583 00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:34,549 you go to college. 584 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,551 We move into my dad's house 585 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,551 in Staten Island. 586 00:13:36,593 --> 00:13:38,511 We have kids, 587 00:13:36,593 --> 00:13:38,511 we grow old together. 588 00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,763 What's decided? 589 00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,763 It's wide open! 590 00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:46,269 Scooter, 591 00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:46,269 when I go off 592 00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:46,269 to college, 593 00:13:46,311 --> 00:13:47,979 that's the end for us. 594 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,899 You're breaking up with me? 595 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:54,653 There's still so 596 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:54,653 much I want to do. 597 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:58,531 I want to travel, 598 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:58,531 live overseas 599 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:58,531 as an artist, 600 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:01,117 maybe have 601 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:01,117 a lesbian 602 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:01,117 relationship. 603 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,370 Plus, I think I was 604 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:04,370 just dating you 605 00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,789 'cause you look 606 00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,789 a little bit 607 00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,789 like Kurt Cobain. 608 00:14:06,831 --> 00:14:09,459 I can't believe this. 609 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,211 I can change. 610 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,211 I can look more 611 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,211 like Kurt Cobain. 612 00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:14,172 Please, 613 00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:14,172 just don't leave me! 614 00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:16,299 I'm nothing 615 00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:16,299 without you, baby. 616 00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:20,219 Please don't put 617 00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:20,219 that kind of pressure on me! 618 00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:20,219 It's too much! 619 00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:22,763 It's just 620 00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:22,763 one dance. 621 00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:22,763 God! 622 00:14:22,805 --> 00:14:24,390 What? 623 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:26,058 Well, we did 624 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:26,058 promise them 625 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:26,058 one dance. 626 00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,478 Yeah, sure, okay. 627 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:39,656 So, Andrew, 628 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:39,656 what's your big plan? 629 00:14:39,698 --> 00:14:42,492 What's life gonna 630 00:14:39,698 --> 00:14:42,492 be like after tonight? 631 00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:44,327 Well, you know, 632 00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:44,327 I got it all worked out. 633 00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,329 Uh, leave this place 634 00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,329 in my dust, 635 00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:47,747 four awesome years at college, 636 00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,582 and then I'll move 637 00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,582 to Prague 638 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:52,251 or start my own 639 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:52,251 video game company 640 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:52,251 or something. 641 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,128 No, you won't. 642 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,128 I won't? 643 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:57,798 No, you won't 644 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:57,798 accomplish anything 645 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:57,798 you set out to. 646 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,426 You'll get a girlfriend 647 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,426 the first day of college 648 00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,721 and you'll give up 649 00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,721 your independence 650 00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,721 and you'll never live abroad 651 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:05,390 and you'll wind up old 652 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:05,390 before your time, 653 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:05,390 wondering, 654 00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:08,017 "Whatever happened 655 00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:08,017 to my hopes 656 00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:08,017 and my dreams?" 657 00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:09,728 Oh. 658 00:15:09,769 --> 00:15:11,812 You really think 659 00:15:09,769 --> 00:15:11,812 I'll get a girlfriend? 660 00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,358 So, uh, what's 661 00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,358 the deal here? 662 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,276 Am I getting 663 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,276 lucky tonight? 664 00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:19,987 Oh, Sean, look, um, 665 00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:23,783 you're a nice guy, 666 00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:23,783 but I just don't... 667 00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,996 No, you're not 668 00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,996 getting lucky tonight. 669 00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:48,516 Okay, just be cool. 670 00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:48,516 Don't look at me. 671 00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:51,018 Okay. 672 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,186 How'd you 673 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,186 get in here? 674 00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:54,522 What's it to you, 675 00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:54,522 giant turtle? 676 00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:57,442 It's me. Barney. 677 00:15:57,483 --> 00:16:00,152 Oh, hey. Where's Lily? 678 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,613 She's in the bathroom. 679 00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:03,155 Wait here, 680 00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:03,155 I should go talk 681 00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:03,155 to the band. 682 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,074 All right. 683 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,074 How did you guys 684 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,074 get in here? 685 00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:06,951 We just snuck in the back. 686 00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:06,951 You just... 687 00:16:06,992 --> 00:16:08,244 Are you serious? 688 00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:10,538 I've been trying 689 00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:10,538 to get in here 690 00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:10,538 all night. 691 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,873 I finally paid 692 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,873 a janitor 200 bucks 693 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:15,627 to let me borrow 694 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:15,627 this mascot costume. 695 00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:17,336 But you got in. 696 00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:17,336 Yeah. 697 00:16:17,378 --> 00:16:19,422 Slow and steady 698 00:16:17,378 --> 00:16:19,422 won the race. 699 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:24,844 Hey, bro, have you 700 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:24,844 seen my fiancee, 701 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:24,844 Lily? 702 00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,721 Your fiancee? 703 00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,721 Whoa. 704 00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:28,807 Tonight she's with me, bro. 705 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:30,809 Unless you're 706 00:16:28,848 --> 00:16:30,809 looking for trouble. 707 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,685 Listen, little buddy, 708 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,685 I understand it's prom 709 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:34,353 and the adrenaline's 710 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:34,353 pumping, but... 711 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:36,564 No, not tonight. 712 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:36,564 I've waited too 713 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:36,564 long for this. 714 00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:39,400 I finally got a girl 715 00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:39,400 and I'm not gonna let you 716 00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:39,400 take her away from me. 717 00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:41,444 Whoah, whoah. 718 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:42,654 Look, let's not 719 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:42,654 get carried away. 720 00:16:43,738 --> 00:16:44,823 Nunchaku! 721 00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:48,493 I'm coming, Marshall! 722 00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:51,704 I can't believe 723 00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:51,704 I unloaded like that 724 00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:51,704 on a high school senior. 725 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,666 I can't believe 726 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,666 a high school senior 727 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:54,666 unloaded like that on me. 728 00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,797 I'm going 729 00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,797 to ask you something, 730 00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,797 and maybe it's crazy 731 00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:02,882 'cause you guys 732 00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:02,882 are the cutest couple ever, 733 00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:05,968 but, um, are you having 734 00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:05,968 second thoughts? 735 00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:10,723 Yeah. 736 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:14,393 But not about Marshall. 737 00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:14,393 About me. 738 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:18,606 I just keep thinking about 739 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:18,606 the girl I was 10 years ago 740 00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:21,526 and wondering 741 00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:21,526 what happened to her. 742 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,444 I don't want 743 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,444 to be tied down. 744 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,781 I want to live in France 745 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,781 and Spain and Italy 746 00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:30,284 and just soak up life 747 00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:30,284 and put it on a canvas, 748 00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:34,330 even if it means being 749 00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:34,330 a waitress in crappy 750 00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:34,330 cafes for five years, 751 00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:36,666 I don't care. 752 00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:36,666 I'm going to be a painter. 753 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,669 And I can't do any of that 754 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,669 with a boyfriend 755 00:17:39,711 --> 00:17:42,338 shackled around 756 00:17:39,711 --> 00:17:42,338 my neck, you know? 757 00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:45,842 But, anyway, 758 00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:45,842 I'm blabbering. 759 00:17:45,884 --> 00:17:48,678 Way to make new friends, 760 00:17:45,884 --> 00:17:48,678 Lily. 761 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,472 I'm sorry. 762 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,472 What was your name again? 763 00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:52,891 Marshall. 764 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:55,727 Nice to meet you, Marshall. 765 00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:57,603 Guess we're hall mates. 766 00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:59,731 Yeah. 767 00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:01,691 (VIOLENT FEMMES PLAYING 768 00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:01,691 GOOD FEELING) 769 00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,693 Ah, it works. 770 00:18:03,735 --> 00:18:05,986 Violent Femmes. 771 00:18:03,735 --> 00:18:05,986 I love this song. 772 00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:08,740 Me, too. 773 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:15,663 I didn't have any 774 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:15,663 of the experiences 775 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:15,663 I set out to. 776 00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:19,083 The travel, 777 00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:19,083 the bohemian art life, 778 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:21,627 my big lesbian experience. 779 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,380 I didn't do any of it. 780 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:28,426 Lily, you're marrying 781 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:28,426 your best friend 782 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:28,426 in the world. 783 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,512 I mean, isn't that 784 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,512 worth all the other 785 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,512 experiences combined? 786 00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:35,015 Yeah. 787 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,559 And, look, 788 00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,559 you can still travel. 789 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,728 I mean, 790 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,728 you can still paint. 791 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,355 And as far as your 792 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,355 lesbian experience... 793 00:18:44,609 --> 00:18:46,360 Happy? 794 00:18:44,609 --> 00:18:46,360 Yeah. 795 00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:48,696 So field hockey, huh? 796 00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:49,989 Shut up. 797 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:55,411 Trespassing, 798 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:55,411 assaulting a minor, 799 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:58,623 and this mascot 800 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:58,623 costume you stole 801 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:58,623 cost $5,000. 802 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,208 We can have you 803 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,208 guys arrested, 804 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,208 you know that? 805 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,335 Oh, come on, 806 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,335 you're the one who let in 807 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,335 a kid with nunchucks. 808 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:04,670 You call yourself 809 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:04,670 security guards? 810 00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:06,213 I was just defending 811 00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:06,213 my boy here. 812 00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:07,673 I totally could 813 00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:07,673 have taken that kid. 814 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,592 Yeah, and I totally 815 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,592 had your back, so... 816 00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:11,176 Well, I didn't need it, 817 00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:11,176 but thanks. 818 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,971 Yeah, you did, 819 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,971 and you're welcome. 820 00:19:13,012 --> 00:19:15,598 No, the kid was totally 821 00:19:13,012 --> 00:19:15,598 like a white belt 822 00:19:13,012 --> 00:19:15,598 and I'm gigantic. 823 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,349 Listen, guys, 824 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,349 I'm sorry. 825 00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,351 Please, I just need 826 00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,351 to get in there 827 00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,351 for one more song. 828 00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:20,645 Absolutely not. 829 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,523 You guys will thank me 830 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,523 for this later, okay? 831 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:28,736 Listen, Don, Ray, 832 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:28,736 can't we all... 833 00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:30,905 Hey! 834 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,492 You know, for a turtle, 835 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,492 he's surprisingly quick. 836 00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:41,624 This one goes out 837 00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:41,624 to that redhead girl 838 00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:41,624 and that tall guy. 839 00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:57,431 like you're leaving 840 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,317 So, how was 841 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,317 your first prom? 842 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:09,568 You tell me. 843 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,029 I hated my dress, 844 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,780 my date got wasted 845 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,780 and puked on me, 846 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:14,657 uh, there was a huge fight, 847 00:20:14,699 --> 00:20:16,742 and I kissed a girl. 848 00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:18,953 So, basically, 849 00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:18,953 it was a prom. 850 00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:23,290 Okay, 851 00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:23,290 I've missed you. 852 00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:26,251 Not in a 853 00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:26,251 we're-going-to-make-out way, 854 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,421 not even in an 855 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,421 I-forgive-you way. 856 00:20:29,463 --> 00:20:31,507 Just in an 857 00:20:29,463 --> 00:20:31,507 I've-missed-you way. 858 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:34,218 I'll take 859 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:34,218 what I can get. 860 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:40,432 And that, my friends, 861 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:40,432 is why you don't get 862 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:40,432 your money's worth 863 00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:42,685 when you wear jeans 864 00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:42,685 to a strip club. 865 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:49,567 So you got to admit, 866 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:49,567 The 88 are rocking our song. 867 00:20:49,608 --> 00:20:51,027 Yeah, it's good. 868 00:20:51,944 --> 00:20:53,738 Band. Check. 869 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:58,242 Two months, baby. 870 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:58,242 Two months. 871 00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:01,746 Two months.