1 00:00:14,206 --> 00:00:16,792 It was May of 2006 2 00:00:14,206 --> 00:00:16,792 in New York City, 3 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:18,544 and life was good. 4 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:21,547 But everything 5 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:21,547 was about to change. 6 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:24,007 So what do you think? 7 00:00:25,676 --> 00:00:27,803 Robin again? 8 00:00:27,845 --> 00:00:31,765 Ted, the universe 9 00:00:27,845 --> 00:00:31,765 clearly does not want 10 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:33,600 you and Robin 11 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:33,600 to be together. 12 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:34,810 Don't piss off 13 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:34,810 the universe. 14 00:00:34,852 --> 00:00:36,478 The universe 15 00:00:34,852 --> 00:00:36,478 will slap you. 16 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,355 Don't you think the universe 17 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:40,023 has more important things 18 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:40,023 to worry about 19 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:40,023 than my dating life? 20 00:00:40,065 --> 00:00:42,150 Unless your dating life 21 00:00:40,065 --> 00:00:42,150 is the glue 22 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:44,319 holding the entire 23 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:44,319 universe together. 24 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:48,699 Whoa, chills. 25 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:48,699 Anybody else get chills? 26 00:00:48,741 --> 00:00:51,827 Look, I realize we've been 27 00:00:48,741 --> 00:00:51,827 down this road before, 28 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:54,580 but the fact is, 29 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:54,580 whatever I do, 30 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,582 it all keeps 31 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,582 coming back to Robin. 32 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,209 So I gotta do this. 33 00:01:00,544 --> 00:01:01,879 Ow! 34 00:01:01,921 --> 00:01:03,463 What the hell? 35 00:01:01,921 --> 00:01:03,463 That wasn't me. 36 00:01:03,505 --> 00:01:06,633 That was the universe. 37 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,761 The funny thing was, 38 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,761 at that very moment, 39 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,637 the universe was 40 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,637 working on something. 41 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,431 A storm. 42 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:16,101 So Tropical Storm Willie 43 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:16,101 is gonna be with us 44 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:16,101 at least until Monday. 45 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,896 It's gonna rain 46 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,896 cats and dogs, folks. 47 00:01:18,938 --> 00:01:20,898 So don't step in a poodle. 48 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:22,232 Sandy, Robin? 49 00:01:22,274 --> 00:01:23,316 Thanks, Lou. 50 00:01:23,358 --> 00:01:25,318 Boy, too bad. 51 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,654 Our big Metro News 1 52 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,654 camping trip 53 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,654 was gonna be this weekend. 54 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,322 Yeah, but camping 55 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,322 out in the rain? 56 00:01:29,364 --> 00:01:30,699 No fun. Muddy. Yuck. 57 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:32,325 Guess we'll have to 58 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:32,325 take a rain check. 59 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,494 And we'll check in 60 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,494 with you tomorrow, 61 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,494 New York. 62 00:01:34,536 --> 00:01:36,413 Have a great night. 63 00:01:36,455 --> 00:01:38,331 And we're clear. 64 00:01:38,373 --> 00:01:40,250 Bummer. I was hoping 65 00:01:38,373 --> 00:01:40,250 to finally have sex 66 00:01:40,292 --> 00:01:42,377 with you this weekend, 67 00:01:40,292 --> 00:01:42,377 Scherbatsky. 68 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:45,505 Well, I'd give you 69 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:45,505 the "I don't date co-workers" 70 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:45,505 speech again, 71 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:48,216 but, God, you must have 72 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:48,216 that son-of-a-bitch 73 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:48,216 memorized by now. 74 00:01:48,258 --> 00:01:49,509 Shame, though. 75 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:51,595 It was a pretty 76 00:01:49,551 --> 00:01:51,595 hot show tonight. 77 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:54,681 The rhythmic give and take 78 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:54,681 of our improvised 79 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:54,681 banter there at the end 80 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:55,808 really got 81 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:55,808 my freak juice flowing. 82 00:01:57,935 --> 00:01:59,561 Dude, he is right. 83 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,354 How many times do you have 84 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,354 to watch this crash and burn 85 00:02:01,396 --> 00:02:02,689 before you say, "Enough"? 86 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,858 One more. One more time. 87 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,235 One more big, beautiful, 88 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,235 stupid, romantic gesture 89 00:02:07,277 --> 00:02:09,863 and then, whatever she says, 90 00:02:07,277 --> 00:02:09,863 yes or no, that's it. 91 00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:11,364 If it's yes, great. 92 00:02:11,406 --> 00:02:14,827 If it's no, then I am done 93 00:02:11,406 --> 00:02:14,827 going after Robin forever. 94 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,163 So what's this big, 95 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,163 beautiful, 96 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,163 romantic gesture? 97 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:20,040 I am going to make her 98 00:02:21,249 --> 00:02:22,960 a mix CD. 99 00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:26,087 No, I'm kidding. 100 00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:26,087 I got a plan. 101 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,007 Lily, I'm gonna need 102 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,007 the spare key 103 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,007 to Robin's apartment. 104 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,466 I see where this is going. 105 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:31,468 Ted, waiting naked 106 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:31,468 in a girl's bed 107 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,554 wearing whipped cream undies 108 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,554 does not work. 109 00:02:34,596 --> 00:02:36,139 Usually. 110 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:38,017 The setting, 111 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:38,017 Martha's Vineyard, 1999. 112 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:41,895 The characters, yours truly 113 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:41,895 and a raven-haired 114 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:41,895 au pair by the... 115 00:02:41,937 --> 00:02:43,605 Universe. 116 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:46,733 So this plan you speak of. 117 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:49,069 Remember the first night 118 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:49,069 Robin and I went out? 119 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:52,948 I stole a blue 120 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:52,948 French horn for her, 121 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:52,948 and it almost worked. 122 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:55,617 Yeah, dude, that was awesome. 123 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:57,703 But how are you 124 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:57,703 ever gonna top that? 125 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,794 She should be here 126 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,794 any second. So... 127 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:07,295 Uh, we're pretty hungry. 128 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,714 When do we get our pizza? 129 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,007 Enough with the... 130 00:03:10,049 --> 00:03:12,051 We'll go get pizza later, 131 00:03:10,049 --> 00:03:12,051 all right? 132 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,927 Just stay... 133 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:27,148 Damn it. 134 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,198 Hello? 135 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,198 Hey, Lily. 136 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,575 I'm locked out 137 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,575 of my apartment. 138 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,118 I need to come 139 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,118 pick up my extra key. 140 00:03:39,036 --> 00:03:40,328 Extra key? 141 00:03:41,747 --> 00:03:43,874 Do I have an extra key 142 00:03:41,747 --> 00:03:43,874 to your apartment? 143 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:45,125 Yes, and I gave it to you. 144 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,587 Oh, right. That key. 145 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,587 Yeah, I lost it. 146 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,505 Great. Now I gotta 147 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,505 go to the locksmith. 148 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:51,673 No. Wait. 149 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:54,718 Uh, maybe you should 150 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:54,718 just knock. 151 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,177 Knock? 152 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,388 Lily, my dogs aren't 153 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,388 that well-trained. 154 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:05,729 Hello, Lily. 155 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:05,729 This is Janet Kagen, 156 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:08,607 at the Russell House 157 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:08,607 Art Foundation 158 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:08,607 here in San Francisco. 159 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,192 I'm pleased to inform you 160 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,192 that we've 161 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,192 accepted your application 162 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:12,945 for our summer fellowship. 163 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,696 We look forward to 164 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,696 hearing from you. 165 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,696 Bye-bye. 166 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:17,657 Uh, Robin, I gotta go. 167 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:17,657 Just knock, okay? 168 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,871 Summer fellowship? 169 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:24,998 Just knock. Okay. 170 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,048 Hi. 171 00:04:33,966 --> 00:04:35,216 Hi. 172 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:48,480 Robin. I've sort of 173 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:48,480 said this already. 174 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:50,065 I mean, I've half-said it. 175 00:04:50,107 --> 00:04:52,859 I... I've tried to say it 176 00:04:50,107 --> 00:04:52,859 and I've said it badly. 177 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:55,070 So this is me, 178 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:55,070 just saying it. 179 00:04:55,988 --> 00:04:57,114 With strings. 180 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,117 I'm crazy about you. 181 00:05:00,159 --> 00:05:01,868 I think we should 182 00:05:00,159 --> 00:05:01,868 be together. 183 00:05:02,828 --> 00:05:04,370 What do you say? 184 00:05:15,841 --> 00:05:17,134 What do you say? 185 00:05:17,176 --> 00:05:20,971 Yes. No. I don't know. 186 00:05:21,013 --> 00:05:22,555 Those are the three options. 187 00:05:22,597 --> 00:05:23,723 Ted, this is so... 188 00:05:23,765 --> 00:05:25,391 I know. 189 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,644 I mean, I come home, 190 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,644 I was gonna watch Jeopardy, 191 00:05:27,686 --> 00:05:30,689 and there's a string quartet, 192 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,982 and I have to pee. 193 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,235 Oh, I'm sorry. 194 00:05:35,276 --> 00:05:37,696 Um, well, go ahead, 195 00:05:35,276 --> 00:05:37,696 we'll, uh... We'll wait. 196 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:38,905 Great. 197 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:53,336 Yeah, 'cause when 198 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:53,336 we talked earlier, 199 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:53,336 you said there'd be pizza. 200 00:05:53,378 --> 00:05:56,923 No, I said I'd get you 201 00:05:53,378 --> 00:05:56,923 a pizza afterwards. 202 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,717 Look, could we 203 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,717 talk about this later? 204 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,927 I'm sort of 205 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,927 professing my love here. 206 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,387 Sure. 207 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,058 We're not getting 208 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,058 any pizza. 209 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:10,979 Okay. Let's talk. 210 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:12,480 Okay. 211 00:06:14,566 --> 00:06:15,984 Um... 212 00:06:16,026 --> 00:06:19,445 Oh, hey, you guys 213 00:06:16,026 --> 00:06:19,445 wanna take five? All right. 214 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:21,322 Thanks, guys, 215 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:21,322 we just need a minute. 216 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:22,615 Sort of a... a big 217 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:22,615 life decision. 218 00:06:22,657 --> 00:06:24,617 Love the blue instruments, 219 00:06:22,657 --> 00:06:24,617 though. 220 00:06:24,659 --> 00:06:26,411 Kind of an inside joke. 221 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,662 Thanks. 222 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:32,625 You're crazy. 223 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:32,625 Right. Come on. 224 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,087 It's not that I haven't 225 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,087 thought about this. 226 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,255 You know that I have. 227 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,589 But let's look at this, okay? 228 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,799 We only just started 229 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,799 being friends again. 230 00:06:39,841 --> 00:06:42,468 I know. But come on. 231 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,263 And... 232 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,263 And we want different things. 233 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,556 That's still there. 234 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,556 That's not going away. 235 00:06:46,598 --> 00:06:48,808 I mean, what if we do this 236 00:06:46,598 --> 00:06:48,808 and it doesn't work out 237 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:50,227 and I'd lose you as a friend? 238 00:06:51,352 --> 00:06:52,729 I gotta think about this. 239 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:55,315 Okay, fine. 240 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:55,315 Think about it 241 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:55,315 on the plane. 242 00:06:55,356 --> 00:06:56,441 Let's go to Paris 243 00:06:55,356 --> 00:06:56,441 for the weekend. 244 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:57,609 I'm serious. 245 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:58,902 I'm kidding. I'm serious. 246 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:01,404 I can't go to Paris. 247 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:01,404 I'm going camping. 248 00:07:01,446 --> 00:07:02,488 Well, I thought that 249 00:07:01,446 --> 00:07:02,488 thing was canceled. 250 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,573 Well, it's back on. 251 00:07:03,615 --> 00:07:04,657 Since when? 252 00:07:04,699 --> 00:07:06,743 Since like an hour ago. 253 00:07:06,785 --> 00:07:09,996 Sending the storm 254 00:07:06,785 --> 00:07:09,996 back out into the Atlantic. 255 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:13,083 So it's blue skies 256 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:13,083 this weekend. 257 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,584 Sandy, Robin? 258 00:07:14,626 --> 00:07:16,128 Thanks, Lou. 259 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:20,048 But that blue sky 260 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:20,048 isn't without 261 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:20,048 at least one cloud. 262 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:22,301 I'm sorry to announce 263 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:22,301 that one week from today 264 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,262 I will be leaving 265 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:25,262 Metro News 1. 266 00:07:25,304 --> 00:07:27,597 It has been an honor 267 00:07:25,304 --> 00:07:27,597 to bring you 268 00:07:25,304 --> 00:07:27,597 the news each night, 269 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:30,391 and read the paper 270 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:30,391 to you each morning. 271 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,977 I will always 272 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,977 treasure it. 273 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,979 Good night, 274 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,979 New York. 275 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,521 And we're clear. 276 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:36,731 You're leaving? 277 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:38,900 There. I quit my job. 278 00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:40,152 We're not co-workers. 279 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,820 Will you please 280 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,820 have dinner with me? 281 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,573 I'm joking. 282 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,573 I got offered a job at CNN. 283 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:47,367 Oh, congratulations. 284 00:07:47,408 --> 00:07:49,244 Congratulations, yourself. 285 00:07:49,286 --> 00:07:51,037 What do you mean? 286 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,872 Well, Joel asked me 287 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:55,625 who I thought 288 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:55,625 should replace me 289 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:55,625 as lead anchor. 290 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,085 I told him you. 291 00:07:57,127 --> 00:07:58,337 They're announcing it 292 00:07:57,127 --> 00:07:58,337 next week. 293 00:07:58,378 --> 00:07:59,545 Act surprised. 294 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:03,549 Wow. Thanks. 295 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,052 And, yes. 296 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,470 Yes, what? 297 00:08:07,512 --> 00:08:10,431 Yes, let's go get dinner. 298 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:13,352 How about this weekend 299 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:13,352 on the camping trip? 300 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,686 I roast a mean weenie. 301 00:08:17,022 --> 00:08:19,524 Oh, you're kidding me. No way. 302 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:20,692 Don't go on this thing. 303 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,027 Ted, I have to go. 304 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,903 It's a company camping trip. 305 00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:27,240 Really? Because it also 306 00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:27,240 kind of sounds like 307 00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:27,240 a date with Sandy 308 00:08:27,282 --> 00:08:28,867 and his weenie. 309 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:31,494 I mean, is this not a date? 310 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:33,413 I don't... I don't know. 311 00:08:33,454 --> 00:08:35,456 So, what, you actually 312 00:08:33,454 --> 00:08:35,456 like this guy now? 313 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:36,791 I don't know. 314 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:37,876 Are you gonna 315 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:37,876 hook up with him? 316 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,169 I don't know. 317 00:08:39,211 --> 00:08:41,254 Yes, you do. 318 00:08:39,211 --> 00:08:41,254 No, Ted, I don't. 319 00:08:41,296 --> 00:08:43,131 And you know what? 320 00:08:41,296 --> 00:08:43,131 That's okay. 321 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:46,134 I don't plan out 322 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:46,134 every second of my life, 323 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:46,134 like you do. 324 00:08:46,176 --> 00:08:47,719 I don't plan out every... 325 00:08:46,176 --> 00:08:47,719 Oh, really? 326 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,470 What is all of this? 327 00:08:49,512 --> 00:08:51,431 I mean, 328 00:08:49,512 --> 00:08:51,431 why can't you just say, 329 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,558 "Hey, Robin, 330 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,558 let's go get some sushi?" 331 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,643 No, it has to be 332 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,643 a string quartet, 333 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:58,563 and... and Paris, 334 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:58,563 and flowers, and chocolates, 335 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,481 and "Let's spend the rest 336 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:00,481 of our lives together." 337 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,069 Don't you think 338 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,069 we're a little past sushi 339 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,069 at this point? 340 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,155 God, you are so terrified 341 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,155 of anything real. 342 00:09:07,197 --> 00:09:08,990 It's like you're 343 00:09:07,197 --> 00:09:08,990 floating out in space. 344 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:11,243 Touch the ground, Robin. 345 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,827 Live in the world, 346 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,827 make a mistake. 347 00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:14,162 Make this mistake. 348 00:09:14,204 --> 00:09:16,289 I need to think about this. 349 00:09:16,331 --> 00:09:17,749 Fine. 350 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,335 No. I'm sorry, I, 351 00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:22,379 I can't do this anymore. 352 00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:22,379 I need an answer. 353 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:28,843 If you want me 354 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:28,843 to say yes right now, 355 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:28,843 I... I can't do that. 356 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:32,013 Well, if it's not yes 357 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:32,013 then it's a no. 358 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,976 Then I guess 359 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,976 it's not meant to be. 360 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:41,940 Nice try, buddy. 361 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,524 Good hustle out there. 362 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:46,236 Look at the bright side. 363 00:09:46,278 --> 00:09:47,862 At least you got 364 00:09:46,278 --> 00:09:47,862 some closure. 365 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:50,656 She's made her choice, 366 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:50,656 and you can finally move on. 367 00:09:51,574 --> 00:09:52,575 Screw that. This ain't over. 368 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:56,746 You sat here, 369 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:56,746 in this very booth, 370 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:56,746 and you said... 371 00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:59,207 I don't care what I said. 372 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:00,459 This is gonna happen. 373 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,751 She can't say 374 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,751 it's not meant to be. 375 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:02,877 It is meant to be. 376 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:03,962 And you know why? 377 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,838 'Cause I mean it to be. 378 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:11,303 Unpause? 379 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:11,303 Unpause. 380 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,305 Let's pause. 381 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,764 See, Marshall and Lily 382 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,764 had a rule 383 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:16,557 that at any point 384 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:16,557 during a fight, 385 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,351 they could pause 386 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:18,351 and take a break. 387 00:10:18,393 --> 00:10:20,312 Their fights 388 00:10:18,393 --> 00:10:20,312 often lasted for days. 389 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,562 A painting fellowship? 390 00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:22,605 I was never gonna take it. 391 00:10:22,647 --> 00:10:23,648 In California? 392 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,442 I was never gonna take it. 393 00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:28,569 Ted, she is going 394 00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:28,569 on that camping trip. 395 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,530 Dude, 396 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,530 barring some act of God, 397 00:10:30,571 --> 00:10:33,450 Robin's gonna be 398 00:10:30,571 --> 00:10:33,450 with Sandy this weekend. 399 00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:36,411 Fine. 400 00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:38,913 If an act of God 401 00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:38,913 is what it takes, 402 00:10:38,955 --> 00:10:41,582 then an act of God it is. 403 00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:43,418 What are you talking about? 404 00:10:45,462 --> 00:10:47,506 I'm gonna make it rain. 405 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,349 I can't let Robin 406 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,349 go camping with this guy. 407 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,142 So how do I keep that 408 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,142 from happening? 409 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:01,353 Simple. I make it rain. 410 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,313 Ted, do you want me 411 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,313 to slap you again? 412 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:05,315 'Cause I kind of 413 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:05,315 enjoyed it the first time. 414 00:11:05,357 --> 00:11:06,441 I might be crazy right now. 415 00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:07,608 No, you know what? 416 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,027 I am definitely 417 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,027 crazy right now. 418 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,445 But I have a plan. 419 00:11:10,487 --> 00:11:12,155 That girl you used 420 00:11:10,487 --> 00:11:12,155 to go out with, Penelope. 421 00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:14,574 Wasn't she getting her PhD 422 00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:14,574 in Native American culture? 423 00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:16,451 Yeah. 424 00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:16,451 Are you still in 425 00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:16,451 touch with her? 426 00:11:16,493 --> 00:11:18,870 Sure. I mean, even though 427 00:11:16,493 --> 00:11:18,870 we stopped having sex, 428 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,164 we still get together 429 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,164 like once a month 430 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,164 to chat and catch up, 431 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,748 and of course I'm not 432 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:22,748 in touch with her! 433 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,001 Well, you're gonna need to 434 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,001 get in touch with her. 435 00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:28,880 She's gonna teach me 436 00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:28,880 how to do a rain dance. 437 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,256 Did you just say 438 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,256 a rain dance? 439 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,175 Yes. 440 00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:34,594 A rain dance? 441 00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:34,594 Yes. 442 00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:36,888 A dance to make it rain. 443 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,431 Yes. 444 00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:47,440 No, we are not! 445 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:48,941 Yes, we are! 446 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:50,443 Ted, you're forcing me 447 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:50,443 to be the voice of reason. 448 00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:53,863 And it's not 449 00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:53,863 a good look for me! 450 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,281 Why the hell 451 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,281 should I help you? 452 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,533 Come on. 453 00:11:56,575 --> 00:11:58,326 I know it didn't 454 00:11:56,575 --> 00:11:58,326 work out between us, 455 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:01,204 but we did have 456 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:01,204 a relationship. 457 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:04,374 We had sex twice in your car 458 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:04,374 and then you dumped me. 459 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,626 How is that a relationship? 460 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,545 Twice? 461 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,296 Barney, 462 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:10,296 there is no way I am... 463 00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,091 Seriously, come on. 464 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:17,429 Penelope, I really need 465 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:17,429 to make it rain this weekend. 466 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,347 Why? 467 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:20,473 There's this girl... 468 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,476 "There's this girl?" 469 00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:26,896 You know, 470 00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:26,896 the traditional rain dance 471 00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:26,896 is a sacred prayer to nature. 472 00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,106 I... I don't think 473 00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,106 the Great Spirit 474 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,608 looks too kindly 475 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,608 on white dudes 476 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,317 who co-opt it to get laid. 477 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,236 Penelope, 478 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,236 this is the girl I love. 479 00:12:33,278 --> 00:12:34,820 If it doesn't rain 480 00:12:33,278 --> 00:12:34,820 this weekend, 481 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,656 she's gonna end up 482 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,656 with the wrong guy. 483 00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:38,199 Please. 484 00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,912 This wrong guy, 485 00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,912 is he a huge jackass? 486 00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:44,122 Absolutely. 487 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,457 Kind of like Barney? 488 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,457 Kind of. 489 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,166 Hey. 490 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,166 You hit on my mom. 491 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,627 We weren't exclusive. 492 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,256 I'm in. 493 00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:55,049 And so, 494 00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:55,049 the three of us headed 495 00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:55,049 to the roof of my building. 496 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,842 Okay. 497 00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,970 Crouch down 498 00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,970 and bend over a little bit. 499 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,307 Wow, it took 500 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,307 five shots of tequila 501 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,307 to get you in that position. 502 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,016 I will throw you 503 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,016 off this roof. 504 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,228 So much of your mom in you. 505 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,275 And she's been 506 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,275 throwing up ever since. 507 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,694 So how'd she manage 508 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,694 to eat so much chocolate? 509 00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:17,738 Remember that guy, Ted, 510 00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:17,738 that I was telling you about? 511 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,866 Well, I came home 512 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,866 and I found him 513 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,866 waiting in my apartment 514 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:23,286 with a string quartet 515 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:23,286 and roses and chocolates... 516 00:13:23,328 --> 00:13:26,414 Oh, that's so sweet. 517 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,666 Okay, yes, 518 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,666 it's sweet in theory. 519 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,751 But isn't it also 520 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,751 kind of crazy? 521 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,672 I mean, a string quartet 522 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,672 in my living room. 523 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,964 Who does that? 524 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:36,048 Nobody does that. 525 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:37,634 Exactly. 526 00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:40,428 No, honey. Nobody does that. 527 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:44,849 But I guess I'm just 528 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:44,849 a hopeless romantic. 529 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,476 I'm gonna put my hand 530 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,476 up your dog now. 531 00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,148 So you're saying 532 00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,148 you would 533 00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,148 forbid me from going. 534 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,983 Forbid? Who said forbid? 535 00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:55,610 I was just reminding you 536 00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:55,610 that there's this 537 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,278 wedding coming up in 538 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,278 a couple of months, 539 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,988 and I was kind of hoping 540 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,988 you'd save the date. 541 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:01,533 Look for me, I'll be the guy 542 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:01,533 in the awesome suit. 543 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,744 I mean, come on, Lily, 544 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,744 it's what 545 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,744 you've always wanted. 546 00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:07,330 Yeah, but there's 547 00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:07,330 a lot of things 548 00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:07,330 I've always wanted 549 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:10,458 and I haven't 550 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:10,458 done any of them. 551 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,793 I'm sorry. 552 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,793 I just need to do this 553 00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,962 before settling down forever. 554 00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:16,673 So now we've gone 555 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:19,133 from "I was never gonna do it" 556 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:19,133 to "I need to do this." 557 00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,176 Did I leave the room 558 00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,176 at some point? 559 00:14:20,218 --> 00:14:21,720 When did that happen? 560 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,095 Oh, maybe when you said 561 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,095 you wouldn't let me do it. 562 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:24,805 I never said that! 563 00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:26,641 You know, if you're having 564 00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:26,641 these kind of doubts now, 565 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:28,142 what's gonna change 566 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:28,142 in three months? 567 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,227 Maybe we just shouldn't 568 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,227 get married at all. 569 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,436 Maybe not. 570 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,483 Pause. 571 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,483 Pause. 572 00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:36,817 So are you just 573 00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:36,817 like starving? 574 00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,152 Totally. 575 00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:39,404 Red Lobster? 576 00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:43,533 Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, 577 00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:43,533 you are delicious. 578 00:14:43,575 --> 00:14:45,744 Oh, God, I love butter sauce. 579 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,412 There's nothing bad about it. 580 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,789 Say something bad 581 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,789 about butter sauce, 582 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,789 I dare you. 583 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:51,791 I wouldn't dare. 584 00:14:51,832 --> 00:14:53,543 Marshall, no. 585 00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:55,127 We're on pause. 586 00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,505 There's no crying 587 00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,505 in pause land. 588 00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,507 Pause land is a magical place 589 00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:02,635 with popcorn shrimp mounds 590 00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:02,635 and butter sauce rivers. 591 00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:05,722 Damn it! 592 00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:08,683 happy, happy birthday 593 00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:11,018 happy, happy birthday 594 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,534 Ted, this is funny. 595 00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:27,993 Still funny. 596 00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,414 Still... And now it's sad. 597 00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:35,585 Hey, Penelope, you sure 598 00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:35,585 I'm doing this right? 599 00:15:35,627 --> 00:15:37,712 I think so. 600 00:15:35,627 --> 00:15:37,712 Uh-huh. 601 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:40,757 Does it, uh, look anything 602 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:40,757 like a real rain dance? 603 00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:42,675 I think so. 604 00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:45,470 Hey, Penelope, 605 00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:45,470 have you, uh, 606 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,888 you ever actually seen 607 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,888 a rain dance performed? 608 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,014 No. 609 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:52,310 No? 610 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,145 I've read extensively 611 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,145 on the subject. 612 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,355 First-hand accounts, 613 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,355 theoretical criticisms, 614 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,355 anthropological... 615 00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:59,066 Have you ever 616 00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:59,066 seen a rain dance? 617 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,111 I've seen a film strip. 618 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,863 Terrific. Uh, look, 619 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,863 I should run. 620 00:16:03,904 --> 00:16:05,281 I'm getting brain surgery 621 00:16:03,904 --> 00:16:05,281 from some guy 622 00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,742 who's seen 623 00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,742 a couple episodes of ER. 624 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,076 I can't believe this. 625 00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,662 We've been up here 626 00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,662 for the past hour 627 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,330 making complete asses 628 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,330 of ourselves. 629 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,165 What do you mean "we," 630 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,165 white man? 631 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:21,046 How did we get here? 632 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,382 A couple of days ago, 633 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,382 the biggest problem 634 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,382 in my life was, 635 00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:26,594 "Did Ted eat 636 00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:26,594 the last pudding snack pack 637 00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:26,594 in the fridge?" 638 00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,596 Think there's still one left. 639 00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,139 Dibs. 640 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,853 Unpause? 641 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,061 Unpause. 642 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:40,525 Look, I know this sucks. 643 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,361 It's just something 644 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,361 I'm going through. 645 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,822 I'm not asking you 646 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,822 to understand it. 647 00:16:45,864 --> 00:16:48,825 I'm not asking you 648 00:16:45,864 --> 00:16:48,825 to be happy about it. 649 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,576 I'm just asking you 650 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,576 to support it. 651 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:56,123 Look, I want to, Lily, okay? 652 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,878 I really do. 653 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,878 But I just can't. 654 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,671 Why not? 655 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,671 Because you're scaring 656 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,671 the hell out of me. 657 00:17:01,713 --> 00:17:03,882 That's why not. 658 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,758 What if you decide 659 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,758 to go be a painter, 660 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,886 and then you realize 661 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,886 I don't fit into 662 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,886 your life anymore, 663 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,137 and three months 664 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,137 becomes forever? 665 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:12,598 Can you promise me that 666 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:12,598 that's not gonna happen? 667 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,850 Marshall... 668 00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,059 'Cause if you 669 00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,059 can't promise me that, 670 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,435 we should just 671 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,435 break up right now. 672 00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:17,687 I'm not gonna wait around 673 00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:17,687 for three months 674 00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:19,188 just to have my heart 675 00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:19,188 ripped out. 676 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,736 Marshall, I love you. 677 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,279 Can you promise me that 678 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,279 that's not gonna happen? 679 00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:29,699 Pause. 680 00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:29,699 No, Lily, we cannot 681 00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:29,699 pause this anymore. 682 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:31,450 Can you promise me that 683 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:31,450 that's not gonna happen? 684 00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:32,827 Pause! 685 00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:32,827 Why do you want me 686 00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:32,827 to pause? 687 00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:38,833 That's just a great use 688 00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:38,833 of the pause function, baby. 689 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,167 Thank you. 690 00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:49,635 Hey, Ted, 691 00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:49,635 what you doing? 692 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,679 A rain dance. 693 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,013 Dude, 694 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,013 that's not a rain dance. 695 00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:56,183 That's a fat kid 696 00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:56,183 with a bee in his pants. 697 00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:59,562 Look, I highly doubt 698 00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:59,562 the Great Spirit's 699 00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:59,562 a stickler for choreography. 700 00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:01,564 It's the thought that counts. 701 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:03,942 She's leaving 702 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:03,942 in half an hour. 703 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:08,070 Dude, these are 704 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:08,070 your awesome years, 705 00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:09,906 you're wasting them 706 00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:09,906 on this girl. 707 00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:11,323 This isn't gonna work. 708 00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:13,701 Yeah. I know that. 709 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:14,953 Well, then why 710 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:14,953 are you doing it? 711 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,788 Because I love her. 712 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,456 I love her! 713 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,332 I told her that 714 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,332 the first night we went out, 715 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,919 and here it is, 716 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,919 eight months later, 717 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,919 and nothing's changed. 718 00:18:22,961 --> 00:18:25,964 So, yes, 719 00:18:22,961 --> 00:18:25,964 I know this isn't gonna work. 720 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,382 But it has to work! 721 00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,509 Do you hear me, 722 00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,509 universe? 723 00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,428 This is Ted Mosby talking! 724 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:34,973 Give me some rain! 725 00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:37,516 Come on! 726 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,019 Come on! 727 00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,981 Come on! 728 00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:48,444 Oh, come on! 729 00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:04,794 Pushing the front 730 00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:04,794 back into the tri-state area, 731 00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:07,046 and giving Manhattan 732 00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:07,046 one of its worst storms 733 00:19:07,129 --> 00:19:08,714 in over a decade. 734 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,758 How about that? 735 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,758 He did it. 736 00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,657 Robin. Hey, Robin. 737 00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:43,457 Oh, thank God you're here. 738 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,876 My camping trip 739 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,876 got rained out. 740 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,878 I know. I'm sorry. 741 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,170 It's not your fault. 742 00:19:48,212 --> 00:19:49,588 Yeah, it is. 743 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:51,007 Come down here. 744 00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:52,967 It's pouring. You come up. 745 00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:55,053 No, you have to 746 00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:55,053 come down here. 747 00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,889 Why? 748 00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,889 Why? 749 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,264 Because I made it rain. 750 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:00,975 That's what I did today. 751 00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:02,309 And that's enough. 752 00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:05,688 I... I've done my part, 753 00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:05,688 now get down here! 754 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:08,440 I'm not dressed, Ted. 755 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:08,440 You come up. 756 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,902 I'm not coming up there, 757 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,902 Robin, I'm not. 758 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,987 You have to come down here. 759 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,050 I was gonna... 760 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,050 I know. 761 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,947 And that's how Robin and I 762 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,947 ended up together. 763 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,199 Turns out all I had to do 764 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:59,199 was make it rain. 765 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,202 As I rode home 766 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,202 the next morning, 767 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,202 the city looked the same, 768 00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:04,872 the people looked the same, 769 00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:04,872 it all looked the same. 770 00:21:04,914 --> 00:21:06,498 But it wasn't. 771 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:10,252 In just one night, 772 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:10,252 everything had changed. 773 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:15,174 (ALTERNATIVE ROCK SONG 774 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:15,174 PLAYING)