1 00:00:00,299 --> 00:00:02,174 that you think it will 2 00:00:00,299 --> 00:00:02,174 be that way forever. 3 00:00:02,174 --> 00:00:05,132 It never is. 4 00:00:05,132 --> 00:00:07,299 Well, we just had 5 00:00:05,132 --> 00:00:07,299 our first fight. 6 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:08,673 We had our first fight. 7 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:10,549 Oh, no, what'd you 8 00:00:08,673 --> 00:00:10,549 fight about? 9 00:00:10,549 --> 00:00:12,798 Oh, no, what'd 10 00:00:10,549 --> 00:00:12,798 you fight about? 11 00:00:16,631 --> 00:00:18,840 A few months ago, 12 00:00:16,631 --> 00:00:18,840 my architecture firm 13 00:00:16,631 --> 00:00:18,840 was approached 14 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,299 to design this new building... 15 00:00:20,299 --> 00:00:22,424 Oh, it's this big skyscraper 16 00:00:20,299 --> 00:00:22,424 in Spokane. 17 00:00:22,424 --> 00:00:24,090 It'd be a huge project 18 00:00:22,424 --> 00:00:24,090 for his firm. 19 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,341 And if we don't get it, 20 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,341 we could go under. 21 00:00:26,341 --> 00:00:30,466 So, anyway, the head architect 22 00:00:26,341 --> 00:00:30,466 unveils his new design 23 00:00:26,341 --> 00:00:30,466 to the whole company... 24 00:00:36,382 --> 00:00:38,299 No. 25 00:00:36,382 --> 00:00:38,299 No. 26 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:41,589 Yes. 27 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:41,589 Well, all skyscrapers 28 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:41,589 kind of look like a... 29 00:00:41,589 --> 00:00:45,382 Marshall, it's a 78-story 30 00:00:41,589 --> 00:00:45,382 pink marble tower 31 00:00:45,382 --> 00:00:49,631 with a rounded top 32 00:00:45,382 --> 00:00:49,631 and two spherical entry ways 33 00:00:45,382 --> 00:00:49,631 at the front. 34 00:00:49,631 --> 00:00:51,673 Wow, so it's 35 00:00:49,631 --> 00:00:51,673 the whole package. 36 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:53,965 Yeah, you did. 37 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:53,965 Had to. 38 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,215 Oh, dude, 39 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,215 if they're selling condos, 40 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,215 you got to get me in. 41 00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,589 And don't give me 42 00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,589 the shaft. 43 00:00:57,589 --> 00:01:00,548 Yeah, you did. 44 00:00:57,589 --> 00:01:00,548 Had to. 45 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:04,007 It's a travesty. 46 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:04,007 It's gonna define 47 00:01:00,548 --> 00:01:04,007 the skyline of the city. 48 00:01:04,007 --> 00:01:06,341 If it was me, 49 00:01:04,007 --> 00:01:06,341 I could've designed 50 00:01:04,007 --> 00:01:06,341 something amazing. 51 00:01:06,341 --> 00:01:09,299 Instead, I'm spending 52 00:01:06,341 --> 00:01:09,299 12 hours a day 53 00:01:06,341 --> 00:01:09,299 designing the cornices. 54 00:01:09,299 --> 00:01:10,424 Yeah, you did. 55 00:01:10,424 --> 00:01:11,548 That wasn't one. 56 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,923 So, you and Ted had 57 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,923 your first fight. 58 00:01:32,923 --> 00:01:35,714 It obviously ended well. 59 00:01:32,923 --> 00:01:35,714 I mean, you're here with me. 60 00:01:35,714 --> 00:01:37,631 Actually, it didn't 61 00:01:35,714 --> 00:01:37,631 end at all. 62 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,840 I started getting bummed out, 63 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,840 so I came here. 64 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,840 It's what I do. 65 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,174 When my grandma died, 66 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,174 I got a perm. 67 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:45,299 Two tragedies in one day. 68 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:49,589 The thing is, 69 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:49,589 Ted has been 70 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:49,589 literally complaining 71 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:51,257 about work nonstop 72 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:51,257 for weeks. 73 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:54,881 So, when I came over today, 74 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:54,881 I was kind of done. 75 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,132 Hey. 76 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,132 Hey. 77 00:01:56,132 --> 00:01:58,132 How was your day? 78 00:01:56,132 --> 00:01:58,132 Good. 79 00:02:00,341 --> 00:02:01,881 Wow, you're 80 00:02:00,341 --> 00:02:01,881 a great interviewer. 81 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:03,215 Aren't you gonna ask 82 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:03,215 how my day was? 83 00:02:03,215 --> 00:02:06,132 No, I know how it was. 84 00:02:03,215 --> 00:02:06,132 It was awful. 85 00:02:06,132 --> 00:02:08,714 Oh, you want to rent 86 00:02:06,132 --> 00:02:08,714 a movie tonight? 87 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:12,548 You know, I listen 88 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:12,548 to your work stories 89 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:12,548 all the time. 90 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:14,714 Yeah, but, 91 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:14,714 and I don't want 92 00:02:12,548 --> 00:02:14,714 to be rude here, 93 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:17,673 but my work stories 94 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:17,673 are interesting. 95 00:02:17,673 --> 00:02:19,673 I'm a television 96 00:02:17,673 --> 00:02:19,673 news reporter. 97 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,631 Robin! 98 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,631 What? 99 00:02:21,631 --> 00:02:23,507 I knew exactly 100 00:02:21,631 --> 00:02:23,507 what he was going to say. 101 00:02:23,507 --> 00:02:25,923 I was just helping him 102 00:02:23,507 --> 00:02:25,923 get there faster. 103 00:02:25,923 --> 00:02:28,631 You should work 104 00:02:25,923 --> 00:02:28,631 at a suicide hotline. 105 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:31,382 And then it got ugly. 106 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:34,714 What I don't do is 107 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:34,714 tell you the same story 108 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:34,714 over and over again. 109 00:02:34,714 --> 00:02:36,631 I mean, 110 00:02:34,714 --> 00:02:36,631 you wouldn't watch 111 00:02:34,714 --> 00:02:36,631 the same movie 112 00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:38,714 over and over again, 113 00:02:36,631 --> 00:02:38,714 would you? 114 00:02:38,714 --> 00:02:41,714 Maybe a great movie 115 00:02:38,714 --> 00:02:41,714 like Die Hard. 116 00:02:41,714 --> 00:02:44,382 But Field of Dreams? 117 00:02:41,714 --> 00:02:44,382 Once is more than enough. 118 00:02:48,756 --> 00:02:50,756 So, that's your 119 00:02:48,756 --> 00:02:50,756 go-to bad movie? 120 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:52,631 The number one example 121 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:52,631 on the tip of your tongue 122 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,215 of a bad movie 123 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,215 is Field of Dreams? 124 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:58,548 It's about 125 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:58,548 ghost baseball players. 126 00:02:55,215 --> 00:02:58,548 I think it's stupid. 127 00:03:01,507 --> 00:03:03,257 How... 128 00:03:03,257 --> 00:03:06,299 So, now he's all mad at me 129 00:03:03,257 --> 00:03:06,299 about the stupid movie. 130 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:09,257 Robin, he's upset 131 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:09,257 because you wouldn't 132 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:09,257 listen to him, 133 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,174 not because you didn't 134 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,174 like some movie. 135 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:13,548 How do you not like 136 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:13,548 Field of Dreams? 137 00:03:15,631 --> 00:03:19,132 Listening is the foundation 138 00:03:15,631 --> 00:03:19,132 of a relationship. 139 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,840 And if he's 140 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,840 really droning on, 141 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,341 you can always practice 142 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,341 saying the alphabet backwards. 143 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:25,756 You know, in case you 144 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:25,756 get pulled over for a DUI. 145 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:27,341 I guess I don't know 146 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:27,341 how to do that. 147 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,673 Yeah, it's really hard, 148 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,673 even when you're sober. 149 00:03:29,673 --> 00:03:31,965 That's what I tried to explain 150 00:03:29,673 --> 00:03:31,965 to the cop, but... 151 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:36,007 No, I mean, I guess 152 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:36,007 I don't know how to 153 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:36,007 do this girlfriend thing. 154 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:40,341 I've never been 155 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:40,341 in a relationship 156 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:40,341 this serious before. 157 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:44,589 I should probably go 158 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:44,589 tell him I'm sorry, 159 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:44,589 shouldn't I? 160 00:03:44,589 --> 00:03:46,548 You're trying to 161 00:03:44,589 --> 00:03:46,548 do it right now, 162 00:03:44,589 --> 00:03:46,548 aren't you? 163 00:03:46,548 --> 00:03:50,381 What the hell comes 164 00:03:46,548 --> 00:03:50,381 before "Q"? 165 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:53,923 Then at the end of the movie 166 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:53,923 when he has a catch 167 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:53,923 with his dad like... 168 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:58,423 Like he never did 169 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:58,423 when he was young enough 170 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:58,423 for it to matter. 171 00:03:58,423 --> 00:04:00,507 Can we talk about 172 00:03:58,423 --> 00:04:00,507 something else? 173 00:04:01,423 --> 00:04:03,174 You know what, dude? 174 00:04:03,174 --> 00:04:04,714 Forget about Robin, okay? 175 00:04:03,174 --> 00:04:04,714 You're hanging 176 00:04:03,174 --> 00:04:04,714 with us tonight. 177 00:04:04,714 --> 00:04:06,465 I've got an awesome party 178 00:04:04,714 --> 00:04:06,465 lined up. 179 00:04:06,465 --> 00:04:08,257 Oh, God! 180 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:11,756 Is this gonna be 181 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:11,756 another one of your 182 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:11,756 weird all-guy parties? 183 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:15,589 That was a poker game. 184 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:15,589 What is wrong with you? 185 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:19,048 No, it's the first 186 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:19,048 law school party of the year, 187 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:19,048 and it's gonna be awesome. 188 00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:22,631 I haven't seen these guys 189 00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:22,631 since, like, last year, 190 00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:22,631 before Lily and I broke up. 191 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,923 So, I'm gonna have to 192 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,923 break the news to everybody. 193 00:04:24,923 --> 00:04:27,756 It's really gonna 194 00:04:24,923 --> 00:04:27,756 bum them out. 195 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:30,007 This party's gonna suck. 196 00:04:30,007 --> 00:04:33,132 Well, love to join you 197 00:04:30,007 --> 00:04:33,132 at that one, 198 00:04:33,132 --> 00:04:35,673 but I got tickets 199 00:04:33,132 --> 00:04:35,673 to foxy boxing. 200 00:04:35,673 --> 00:04:37,299 Hey, I wish I could 201 00:04:35,673 --> 00:04:37,299 join you guys, 202 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:39,174 but I got to get back 203 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:39,174 to my apparently boring job. 204 00:04:39,174 --> 00:04:42,007 Your job's not boring. 205 00:04:39,174 --> 00:04:42,007 Robin thinks so. 206 00:04:42,007 --> 00:04:44,548 Dude, lots of chicks 207 00:04:42,007 --> 00:04:44,548 think architects are hot. 208 00:04:44,548 --> 00:04:46,881 Think about it, 209 00:04:44,548 --> 00:04:46,881 you create something 210 00:04:44,548 --> 00:04:46,881 out of nothing. 211 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,048 You're like God. 212 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,048 There's nobody 213 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,048 hotter than God. 214 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:52,215 I love it when 215 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:52,215 you quote Scripture. 216 00:04:52,215 --> 00:04:56,048 I'm telling you, you should 217 00:04:52,215 --> 00:04:56,048 use the architect angle 218 00:04:52,215 --> 00:04:56,048 with the ladies. 219 00:04:56,048 --> 00:04:58,631 Okay, first of all, 220 00:04:56,048 --> 00:04:58,631 I have a girlfriend. 221 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,923 Second, the architect angle 222 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,923 doesn't even work on her. 223 00:05:00,923 --> 00:05:03,881 And, third, I can't imagine 224 00:05:00,923 --> 00:05:03,881 that working on anyone, ever. 225 00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:09,881 That's 'cause 226 00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:09,881 you're always like, 227 00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:09,881 "Ted Mosby, architect." 228 00:05:09,881 --> 00:05:14,507 If it were me, I'd be like, 229 00:05:09,881 --> 00:05:14,507 "Ted Mosby, architect." 230 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:20,132 Anything sounds impressive 231 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:20,132 when it's said 232 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:20,132 with the right attitude. 233 00:05:20,132 --> 00:05:21,756 Marshall Eriksen, 234 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:24,589 recently dumped 235 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:24,589 and heading to a lame party. 236 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:26,965 Whoa. Whoa, ladies, 237 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:26,965 please, take it easy. 238 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:28,756 There's enough of me 239 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:28,756 for everyone. 240 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:32,714 Oh. Hi. Hello. 241 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:32,714 All right, 242 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:32,714 we're gonna take off. 243 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:35,923 Wait up, I'll leave 244 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:35,923 with you guys. 245 00:05:35,923 --> 00:05:39,090 "Ted Mosby, architect." 246 00:05:35,923 --> 00:05:39,090 Trust me. 247 00:05:50,507 --> 00:05:54,048 Hey, just out of curiosity. 248 00:05:50,507 --> 00:05:54,048 If a guy told you 249 00:05:50,507 --> 00:05:54,048 he was an architect, 250 00:05:54,048 --> 00:05:55,465 what would you think of that? 251 00:05:55,465 --> 00:05:58,965 Are you kidding? 252 00:05:55,465 --> 00:05:58,965 Architects are hot. 253 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:02,174 How do you think 254 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:02,174 Mr. Brady scored 255 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:02,174 a babe like Carol? 256 00:06:02,174 --> 00:06:03,840 Solid point. 257 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,090 She did have hair of gold. 258 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,090 Yes, she did. 259 00:06:11,631 --> 00:06:14,048 Hey, Carl, is Ted still here? 260 00:06:11,631 --> 00:06:14,048 No. 261 00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:16,423 Hey, Lily. 262 00:06:16,423 --> 00:06:18,840 You still single? 263 00:06:16,423 --> 00:06:18,840 Yes. 264 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,048 You know, I've poured 265 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,048 a lot of free drinks for you 266 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,048 over the years. 267 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,714 A lot. 268 00:06:23,714 --> 00:06:26,090 Carl, do you really want 269 00:06:23,714 --> 00:06:26,090 to be with a woman 270 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:28,214 who would trade sex for beer? 271 00:06:28,214 --> 00:06:30,048 Only if you're into it. 272 00:06:31,174 --> 00:06:33,840 It's on me. 273 00:06:31,174 --> 00:06:33,840 Thanks. 274 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,423 I wonder where Ted went. 275 00:06:35,423 --> 00:06:37,381 Ted Mosby, the architect? 276 00:06:38,756 --> 00:06:40,214 Actually, yeah. 277 00:06:40,214 --> 00:06:43,965 Oh, he is such a cool guy. 278 00:06:40,214 --> 00:06:43,965 He was here earlier. 279 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:47,507 And what made you decide 280 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:47,507 you wanted to become 281 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:47,507 an architect? 282 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:51,381 Well, you know, 283 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:51,381 soul of an artist, 284 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:51,381 hands of a master craftsman. 285 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:54,465 It was inevitable, I guess. 286 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:56,589 I bet you can draw, can't you? 287 00:06:57,798 --> 00:06:59,965 You should draw me. 288 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:05,214 Well, I could try, but you 289 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:05,214 might end up looking like 290 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:05,214 a mid-century tri-level. 291 00:07:05,214 --> 00:07:08,507 Hey, if you want, my friend 292 00:07:05,214 --> 00:07:08,507 Marshall invited me to 293 00:07:05,214 --> 00:07:08,507 this party we could all go to. 294 00:07:08,507 --> 00:07:10,631 Marshall's great. 295 00:07:08,507 --> 00:07:10,631 He's just a lawyer, 296 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,631 but, hey, somebody has to 297 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,631 push the paper around 298 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,631 for us creative types. 299 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:15,381 Am I right? 300 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:15,381 Yeah! 301 00:07:17,256 --> 00:07:20,132 He asked her to a party. 302 00:07:17,256 --> 00:07:20,132 Oh, my God, are you okay? 303 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:22,381 "Okay"? It's awesome. 304 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:22,381 It's a win-win. 305 00:07:22,381 --> 00:07:24,548 Ted got to vent 306 00:07:22,381 --> 00:07:24,548 and I don't have to hear it. 307 00:07:24,548 --> 00:07:26,298 Maybe after he's done 308 00:07:24,548 --> 00:07:26,298 with the talkie-talk, 309 00:07:26,298 --> 00:07:28,256 he'll come over 310 00:07:26,298 --> 00:07:28,256 and I'll get the fun part. 311 00:07:28,256 --> 00:07:30,132 What is wrong with you? 312 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:34,465 God, I feel like 313 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:34,465 I'm teaching love 314 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:34,465 as a second language here. 315 00:07:34,465 --> 00:07:37,507 Okay, you know how 316 00:07:34,465 --> 00:07:37,507 when he tells you 317 00:07:34,465 --> 00:07:37,507 boring work stories 318 00:07:37,507 --> 00:07:39,007 you're supposed to listen? 319 00:07:39,007 --> 00:07:42,090 Well, when he picks up 320 00:07:39,007 --> 00:07:42,090 some random girl at a bar, 321 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:43,756 you're supposed to freak out! 322 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:47,048 Well, I'm not freaking out 323 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:47,048 because in my mind she's fat. 324 00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:49,965 She's a kickboxing instructor. 325 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:52,507 Her ass looks better 326 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:52,507 than my face. 327 00:07:53,881 --> 00:07:56,090 All right, 328 00:07:53,881 --> 00:07:56,090 we'll swing by the party. 329 00:07:58,298 --> 00:08:00,381 Now, the party was for 330 00:07:58,298 --> 00:08:00,381 some of Marshall's classmates 331 00:08:00,381 --> 00:08:02,298 from Columbia Law School, 332 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,340 who, by day, were 333 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,340 some of the sharpest 334 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,923 and most serious 335 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,923 young legal minds 336 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,923 in the country. 337 00:08:06,923 --> 00:08:08,631 By night, however... 338 00:08:11,173 --> 00:08:13,673 Damn, these are 339 00:08:11,173 --> 00:08:13,673 some drunk almost-lawyers. 340 00:08:13,673 --> 00:08:18,673 Okay. Seriously, 341 00:08:13,673 --> 00:08:18,673 who wants to shave my ass? 342 00:08:18,673 --> 00:08:21,589 That guy went on to become 343 00:08:18,673 --> 00:08:21,589 a Supreme Court justice. 344 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,589 Okay, where are the guys 345 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,589 and the hooker? 346 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:29,131 Yo, what's up, ladies? 347 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:29,131 Welcome to the party. Yeah! 348 00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:31,381 Just need you 349 00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:31,381 to sign this release 350 00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:31,381 protecting the host 351 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:33,965 from any and all 352 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:33,965 responsibility should you harm 353 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:33,965 yourself or a third party. 354 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:36,798 Then freaking rage. Yeah! 355 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:39,756 Hey, drunk legal dude, 356 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:39,756 have you seen 357 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:39,756 Marshall Eriksen? 358 00:08:39,756 --> 00:08:41,507 He was with a guy named Ted. 359 00:08:41,507 --> 00:08:45,340 You mean Ted Mosby, 360 00:08:41,507 --> 00:08:45,340 the architect? 361 00:08:41,507 --> 00:08:45,340 Man, what a visionary. 362 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,089 Yeah, they were here. 363 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:50,673 Awards are nice. 364 00:08:48,589 --> 00:08:50,673 They look good on my shelf. 365 00:08:50,673 --> 00:08:52,756 But none of that acclaim 366 00:08:50,673 --> 00:08:52,756 means anything 367 00:08:52,756 --> 00:08:56,673 compared to the joy of 368 00:08:52,756 --> 00:08:56,673 seeing the sun rise 369 00:08:52,756 --> 00:08:56,673 over your first building. 370 00:08:56,673 --> 00:08:58,214 Wow. 371 00:08:58,214 --> 00:09:01,131 I would love to watch 372 00:08:58,214 --> 00:09:01,131 the sun rise with you. 373 00:09:01,131 --> 00:09:02,423 I know you would. 374 00:09:03,423 --> 00:09:05,548 It's the job. 375 00:09:05,548 --> 00:09:08,714 Dude. You should let us 376 00:09:05,548 --> 00:09:08,714 shave your ass tonight. 377 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,340 No way. 378 00:09:11,298 --> 00:09:15,298 Hey, Marshall, where's Lily? 379 00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:17,381 I didn't want 380 00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:17,381 to ruin the party 381 00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:17,381 for everybody this early, 382 00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:20,881 but, everyone, take a seat. 383 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:29,881 Lily actually called off 384 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:29,881 the wedding this summer 385 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:29,881 to go to San Francisco. 386 00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:32,756 So, we're broken up. 387 00:09:34,798 --> 00:09:37,131 Her name wasn't 388 00:09:34,798 --> 00:09:37,131 on your lease, was it? 389 00:09:37,131 --> 00:09:39,131 'Cause if not, 390 00:09:37,131 --> 00:09:39,131 New York state law, 391 00:09:39,131 --> 00:09:42,381 you're not obligated to 392 00:09:39,131 --> 00:09:42,381 give her half the deposit 393 00:09:39,131 --> 00:09:42,381 when you move. 394 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,965 Yeah, that's not really 395 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,965 the part I was 396 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,965 worried about, guys. 397 00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:48,298 And don't forget 398 00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:48,298 the precedent set 399 00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:48,298 by Smith vs. Rosenblatt, '74. 400 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:50,840 Any personal effects 401 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:50,840 she left in your house 402 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:50,840 or dwelling 403 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,840 become yours after 30 days. 404 00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:58,298 Guys, can we cease and desist 405 00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:58,298 with the lawyer speak 406 00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:58,298 for a minute? 407 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,173 Love died. 408 00:10:00,173 --> 00:10:03,714 The love that made you 409 00:10:00,173 --> 00:10:03,714 all believe in love, 410 00:10:00,173 --> 00:10:03,714 that's dead now. 411 00:10:06,507 --> 00:10:09,340 You should sue her. 412 00:10:06,507 --> 00:10:09,340 Really? 413 00:10:06,507 --> 00:10:09,340 On what ground, Kara? 414 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,548 On the grounds of... 415 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,548 Shut up. 416 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,214 That's 417 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,214 our attorney general. 418 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:21,798 See? Marshall's still hung up 419 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:21,798 on our breakup. 420 00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:24,006 Why? Because I listened 421 00:10:21,798 --> 00:10:24,006 to him. 422 00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:30,006 It was a strong and 423 00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:30,006 nurturing relationship that 424 00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:30,006 I threw away like old gum. 425 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:34,298 Not that I'm worried 426 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:34,298 or anything, but back to 427 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:34,298 the sun rising over Ted and... 428 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,881 Oh, what tasteful way 429 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,881 did you describe her? 430 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:38,507 The girl with 431 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:38,507 the smackable ass. 432 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,964 Yes, that's the young lady. 433 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:45,673 So, I know the bouncer 434 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:45,673 at this techno club, Posers. 435 00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,756 Do you feel like dancing? 436 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:50,298 Yeah, okay. 437 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:50,298 There is no way 438 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:50,298 Ted went dancing. 439 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:52,047 Ted hates clubs. 440 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:54,589 Hell, yeah. I love clubs. 441 00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:56,923 I mean, 442 00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:56,923 I was going to design 443 00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:56,923 a cathedral tonight, 444 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,507 kind of take a whack 445 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,507 at the whole 446 00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:00,006 "relationship between God 447 00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:00,006 and man" conundrum, 448 00:11:00,006 --> 00:11:01,589 but sure, let's go dancing. 449 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:03,756 Wait, let me just check 450 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:03,756 with my friend. 451 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:03,756 Okay. 452 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:05,340 Hey, Marshall. 453 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,756 You up for some super loud, 454 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,756 repetitive music 455 00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:09,006 that hasn't changed 456 00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:09,006 since the mid '90s? 457 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:10,548 Only always. 458 00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:13,756 Let's go. 459 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,298 Dancing? He went dancing 460 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,298 with this girl? 461 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:18,756 Okay, maybe this is 462 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:18,756 a little bad. 463 00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:21,673 Dancing is bad. 464 00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:21,673 Dancing leads to sex. 465 00:11:21,673 --> 00:11:24,173 Did you grow up in 466 00:11:21,673 --> 00:11:24,173 that Footloose town? 467 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,673 I'm calling him. 468 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,673 I'm telling him 469 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,673 that I was wrong 470 00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:30,089 and I'm sorry, 471 00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:30,089 and I totally want to listen 472 00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:30,089 to his stupid stories. 473 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,922 Yeah, think of another 474 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,922 way to phrase that, 475 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,922 and you'll be fine. 476 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:38,340 He's not answering. 477 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:38,340 Calling Marshall. 478 00:11:41,047 --> 00:11:42,507 Hello. 479 00:11:42,507 --> 00:11:44,840 Marshall, hi, it's Robin. 480 00:11:42,507 --> 00:11:44,840 Can I talk to Ted? 481 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,507 Oh, Robin, hi! 482 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,089 No, Ted's not here tonight. 483 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,089 He's working. 484 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:53,922 Okay. Bye. 485 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,423 Marshall just lied. 486 00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:00,298 Ted's cheating on me. 487 00:12:08,922 --> 00:12:10,548 Excuse me. 488 00:12:08,922 --> 00:12:10,548 I'm looking for 489 00:12:08,922 --> 00:12:10,548 a couple of guys 490 00:12:10,548 --> 00:12:12,589 who came in here earlier. 491 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:16,964 One's about 6'4", 210, 492 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:16,964 sandy brown hair, and the 493 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:16,964 other's a cheating bastard. 494 00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:18,631 You're going to need 495 00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:18,631 to refresh my memory. 496 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:22,381 Okay, fellow, 497 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:22,381 baby knows how 498 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:22,381 this game's played. 499 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:26,047 How's a $20 help your memory? 500 00:12:26,047 --> 00:12:28,381 Thanks. But seriously, 501 00:12:26,047 --> 00:12:28,381 it was crazy tonight. 502 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,173 You really do need 503 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,173 to refresh my memory. 504 00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:35,256 Then can I have the... 505 00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:35,256 That's cool, you keep that. 506 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,214 So, these guys, 507 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,214 one of them is an architect. 508 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,756 Ted Mosby, the architect? 509 00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:43,006 That's the one. 510 00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:43,006 Oh, yeah, he was here. 511 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:46,047 And then I was all, 512 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:46,047 "No, Frank Gehry. 513 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:46,047 You're on your own this time." 514 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:50,381 And that, my dear, 515 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:50,381 was the end of 516 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:50,381 that hack's career. 517 00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:54,465 I live across the street. 518 00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:54,465 That is one hell of 519 00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:54,465 a non sequitur. 520 00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:58,423 You want to come over? 521 00:12:54,465 --> 00:12:58,423 Well, I don't know. 522 00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:00,507 But I suppose I should 523 00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:00,507 at least give you a ride home. 524 00:13:00,507 --> 00:13:01,756 Hop on. 525 00:13:02,756 --> 00:13:04,214 I'll see you 526 00:13:02,756 --> 00:13:04,214 at book club, Vinny. 527 00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,714 Yeah. I'll be bringing 528 00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,714 the crudites. 529 00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,714 Nice. 530 00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,131 Giddyap. 531 00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:11,507 Dude, dude, 532 00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:11,507 what are you doing? 533 00:13:08,131 --> 00:13:11,507 Galloping. 534 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:13,006 You proved it, all right? 535 00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:15,214 The whole 536 00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:15,214 "Ted Mosby, architect" 537 00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:15,214 thing works. 538 00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:17,673 Architects rule! 539 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,214 Aren't you a little worried 540 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,214 that a certain somebody 541 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,214 might find out 542 00:13:20,214 --> 00:13:21,964 that you're doing this? 543 00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:24,256 This isn't you, Ted. 544 00:13:21,964 --> 00:13:24,256 It is tonight. 545 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:31,673 You know this girl. 546 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:31,673 Where does she live? 547 00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:34,298 I'm not telling you that 548 00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:34,298 for less than 20 bucks. 549 00:13:34,298 --> 00:13:36,423 Well, I'm out of money. 550 00:13:34,298 --> 00:13:36,423 I'm cashed, too. 551 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:39,131 I'll take your purse. 552 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:39,131 My purse? 553 00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:41,131 Yeah, my girl likes clutches. 554 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,880 Okay, fine. 555 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:49,214 You should tell her 556 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:49,214 that looks really good 557 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:49,214 with a chocolate boot. 558 00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:53,340 Bitch is lucky 559 00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:53,340 I brought my small purse. 560 00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:53,340 No room for my gun. 561 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,507 Here. Now where does 562 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,507 the rodeo slut live? 563 00:13:56,507 --> 00:14:00,214 The building with 564 00:13:56,507 --> 00:14:00,214 the green light, 565 00:13:56,507 --> 00:14:00,214 apartment 3C. 566 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,256 Oh, my God, Robin, 567 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,256 are you going to 568 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,256 kick this girl's ass? 569 00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:05,631 Yeah. 570 00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,631 And steal her purse. 571 00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:12,507 I can't believe 572 00:14:10,922 --> 00:14:12,507 he's cheating on me! 573 00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:13,922 You know how many times 574 00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:13,922 I could have cheated? 575 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,507 Six, no, seven. 576 00:14:15,507 --> 00:14:18,465 And you know two of them, 577 00:14:15,507 --> 00:14:18,465 and they would surprise you. 578 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,922 3C, let's do this. 579 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,922 You ready? 580 00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,714 Yeah, should I just 581 00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,714 kick the door in? 582 00:14:22,714 --> 00:14:24,839 Those are really nice heels 583 00:14:22,714 --> 00:14:24,839 and you already lost a purse. 584 00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,089 Let's see if it's unlocked. 585 00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,089 Okay. 586 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:29,631 It's unlocked. 587 00:14:29,631 --> 00:14:33,006 Okay, get in there 588 00:14:29,631 --> 00:14:33,006 and kick some spankable ass! 589 00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:37,797 Robin! 590 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:40,047 I'm the problem. 591 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:40,047 What? 592 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,673 You were right. 593 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,673 I don't know how 594 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,673 to be a girlfriend. 595 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,381 I took the nicest guy 596 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,381 in the world 597 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,381 and I made him a cheater. 598 00:14:46,381 --> 00:14:48,922 Well, don't stand out here 599 00:14:46,381 --> 00:14:48,922 and beat yourself up. 600 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,964 Get in there and beat Ted up. 601 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,964 I'll handle 602 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:52,964 the slutty kickboxer. 603 00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:55,423 Actually, I'll take Ted. 604 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:57,713 Let's do this. 605 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:57,713 Bring it. 606 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,131 What do you think you're... 607 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,839 Barney? 608 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,507 Thank God you're here. 609 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,507 Can you help with this? 610 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,507 I need nails. 611 00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:29,173 Okay, I'm totally lost here. 612 00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:29,173 Where's Ted? 613 00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:31,089 Ted? He's at work. 614 00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:36,548 How did you get here? 615 00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:36,548 Awesome story. As per usual. 616 00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:39,089 How do you think 617 00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:39,089 Mr. Brady scored 618 00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:39,089 a babe like Carol? 619 00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:40,507 Solid point. 620 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,256 And she did have hair of gold. 621 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,256 Yes, she did. 622 00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:46,006 Sorry, I forgot my binocs 623 00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:46,006 for foxy boxing. 624 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,548 Looks like things 625 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,548 just got a little foxier 626 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,548 right here. 627 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,922 Yes, they did. 628 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,922 And you're just in time. 629 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:54,423 Girls, I got to go, but 630 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:54,423 I'm leaving you in very good, 631 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:54,423 if slightly sullied, hands. 632 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:57,298 Oh, don't go. We don't even 633 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:57,298 know your name to look out 634 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:57,298 for your buildings. 635 00:15:57,298 --> 00:15:59,173 Yeah, stay. 636 00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:03,298 Excuse us for one second. 637 00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:06,381 Okay, you were right, 638 00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:06,381 the architect thing 639 00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:06,381 totally works, 640 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:09,173 but I have a girlfriend 641 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:09,173 and I've got to get 642 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:09,173 back to work. 643 00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:11,465 This project is getting 644 00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:11,465 harder and harder. 645 00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:13,880 Yeah, you did. 646 00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:13,880 Yeah, had to. 647 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,006 See you. 648 00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:19,839 Sorry, my intern 649 00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:19,839 had to leave. 650 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,507 Oh, well, that's too bad. 651 00:16:21,507 --> 00:16:23,507 I'm Anna, by the way. 652 00:16:25,465 --> 00:16:28,131 Ted Mosby, architect. 653 00:16:29,964 --> 00:16:32,131 But none of that acclaim 654 00:16:29,964 --> 00:16:32,131 means anything 655 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:36,006 compared to the joy of 656 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:36,006 seeing the sun rise 657 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:36,006 over your first building. 658 00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:37,131 Giddyap. 659 00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:41,548 Dude, what are you doing? 660 00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:41,548 Galloping. 661 00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:43,214 All right, 662 00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:43,214 I think you proved it. 663 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:45,548 The whole 664 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:45,548 "Ted Mosby, architect" 665 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:45,548 thing works. 666 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:48,298 Architects rule! 667 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,173 Aren't you afraid 668 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,173 a certain somebody might 669 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,173 find out about this? 670 00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:54,173 I mean, this isn't you, Ted. 671 00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:54,173 It is tonight. 672 00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,214 And that led to 673 00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,214 a couple of hours that 674 00:16:56,340 --> 00:17:00,214 I cannot, as a gentleman, 675 00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:02,465 divulge to you. 676 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:05,131 We did it right here, 677 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:05,131 and here, and here. 678 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:09,340 But why would you 679 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:09,340 use Ted's name? 680 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,423 I've had some recent bad press 681 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,423 on the World Wide Web, 682 00:17:11,423 --> 00:17:16,755 so I'm taking a TO 683 00:17:11,423 --> 00:17:16,755 on the whole 684 00:17:11,423 --> 00:17:16,755 "using my real name" thing. 685 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,755 Oh, this is great. 686 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,755 It wasn't Ted. 687 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,755 Everything's okay. 688 00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:21,465 Everything isn't okay. 689 00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:26,173 Look at me. 690 00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:26,173 I'm acting crazy 691 00:17:21,465 --> 00:17:26,173 and jealous and paranoid. 692 00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:29,131 This is how people act 693 00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:29,131 in relationships. 694 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,839 And that's why 695 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,839 I avoid relationships. 696 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:37,131 Well, guess what? I haven't 697 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:37,131 been crazy or jealous 698 00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:37,131 or paranoid in months, 699 00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:39,672 and I really miss it. 700 00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:43,214 And thus ended 701 00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:43,214 this chapter of 702 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,381 Let's Pour Our Hearts Out 703 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,381 in the Bedroom of Barney's 704 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,381 One-Night Stand. 705 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,507 Come on, 706 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,507 let's go before she gets 707 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,507 out of the shower. 708 00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:49,964 You're such a pig. 709 00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:49,964 You're not even going to 710 00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:49,964 say goodbye? 711 00:17:49,964 --> 00:17:51,880 I'll have you know 712 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,507 I composed a lovely 713 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,507 form letter for use in 714 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,507 just such an occasion. 715 00:17:56,964 --> 00:17:59,173 Just fill out her name 716 00:17:56,964 --> 00:17:59,173 and then... 717 00:18:00,672 --> 00:18:02,381 Something with an "A." 718 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:07,298 I'll just put "resident." 719 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,964 Go! Go! Go! Go! 720 00:18:18,089 --> 00:18:20,256 Robin took 721 00:18:18,089 --> 00:18:20,256 a long walk that night. 722 00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:23,047 She thought about how 723 00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:23,047 opening yourself up 724 00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:23,047 to another person 725 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:26,214 usually means 726 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:26,214 opening yourself up 727 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:26,214 to going a little crazy. 728 00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:29,964 She thought about 729 00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:29,964 how much easier it was 730 00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:29,964 just to be alone. 731 00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:33,173 And then she came to see me. 732 00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:37,964 of a builder 733 00:18:40,964 --> 00:18:42,964 Hey. 734 00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:45,797 Hey. What are you 735 00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:45,797 doing here? 736 00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:47,464 I brought donuts. 737 00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:50,423 And I don't want to brag, 738 00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:50,423 but they're filled with jelly. 739 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:52,006 Thanks. 740 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,298 So, how was your night? 741 00:18:57,298 --> 00:19:00,506 It was fine. Nothing exciting. 742 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,006 How was yours? 743 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:06,755 You really want to hear 744 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:06,755 about boring architect stuff? 745 00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:08,089 Yes, I do. 746 00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:12,173 I'm sorry about earlier. 747 00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:15,131 To tell you the truth, 748 00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:15,131 I never even saw 749 00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:15,131 all of Field of Dreams. 750 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:17,089 I fell asleep halfway through. 751 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,340 What? The best part's 752 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,340 the last 20 minutes. 753 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,298 Well, maybe they should have 754 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,298 moved that part up 755 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,298 a little bit earlier 'cause... 756 00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:24,464 You know what? 757 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,464 What I'm trying to say is, 758 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:30,256 I love being 759 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:30,256 the person you bitch to. 760 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,547 So, how was your day, 761 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,547 Mr. Architect? 762 00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:39,214 Oh, I like the way 763 00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:39,214 you say that. 764 00:19:39,214 --> 00:19:41,047 Hey, you want 765 00:19:39,214 --> 00:19:41,047 to see the building 766 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,797 that will make every man 767 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,797 in Spokane feel inadequate? 768 00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:44,298 Obviously. 769 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,630 Wow. 770 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,630 Yeah. 771 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,839 You know, you didn't 772 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,839 mention all the foliage 773 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,839 around the base. 774 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,713 If you trim that back, 775 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,713 the rest would look bigger. 776 00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:53,755 You don't have to tell me. 777 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:59,422 And, just for fun, I've... 778 00:19:59,422 --> 00:20:04,380 I've sort of been working 779 00:19:59,422 --> 00:20:04,380 on my own idea of what I 780 00:19:59,422 --> 00:20:04,380 think the building should be. 781 00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:10,380 What do you think? 782 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,214 You know that time 783 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,214 we went to Spokane and I 784 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:14,214 pointed out that skyscraper? 785 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,214 That was the first building 786 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,214 I ever designed. 787 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:20,755 And that night was 788 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:20,755 the first time I showed 789 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:20,755 anyone my first drawing of it. 790 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,214 Wow. 791 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,256 Ted, this is amazing. 792 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,256 Thanks. 793 00:20:29,755 --> 00:20:32,340 It's not like it will ever 794 00:20:29,755 --> 00:20:32,340 come to anything. 795 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:37,006 I don't know. 796 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:37,006 It might come to something. 797 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:40,672 You know, girls find 798 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:40,672 architects very hot. 799 00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,506 Okay, 800 00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:50,588 but I don't want you 801 00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:50,588 expecting 78 stories 802 00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:50,588 or anything. 803 00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:03,964 "Dear resident, 804 00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:06,880 "the time we spent together, 805 00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:06,880 however long it was, 806 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,006 "meant the world to me. 807 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,922 "I would love 808 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,922 to see you again, 809 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,922 but unfortunately, I cannot. 810 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,214 "You see, I am a ghost. 811 00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:20,755 "I can only materialize 812 00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:20,755 once every decade on 813 00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:20,755 the anniversary of my death. 814 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:25,880 "I chose to spend my one day 815 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:25,880 among the living with you, 816 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:25,880 sweet resident. 817 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,880 "Perhaps we will meet again 818 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,880 in another decade, 819 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,173 "provided you keep 820 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,173 your figure. 821 00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:35,173 "Until then, all my love 822 00:21:31,173 --> 00:21:35,173 from the beyond. Barney." 823 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,547 "Barney"? 824 00:21:39,922 --> 00:21:41,588 Who the hell is Barney?