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And so, after six months apart,

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Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall
were finally back together.

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Oh, my God.

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These pancakes are delicious!

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Yes. Thank you.

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Um, I learned how to cook while
you were gone this summer.

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Oh. Do you want to
cook dinner tonight?

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Yeah, sure.

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How about pancakes?

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And things were back
to normal... almost.

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You may not have much range,
but at least I'm marrying a guy

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who knows how to make pancakes.

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Oh, um...

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I mean, um...

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Well, I... I realize that we
haven't really discussed

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whether us getting back together
means us getting married, but...

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I still wanna.

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Do you still wanna?

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Really?

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Of course, I love you.

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No, I mean,
that's how you're gonna do it?

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"Do you still wanna?" That's
like the lamest proposal ever.

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When I did it, I got down on my knees...
I don't know, I'm just saying.

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Marshall Eriksen,
will you ma...

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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- What?

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You can't lead with that.
You got to... build up to that.

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You got to have,
like, a little speech.

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Do you remember your
proposal to me?

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I had a speech prepared.

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What do you want to hear?

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I don't know.
I mean, you could tell me,

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like, about how good-looking
and funny and smart I am

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and I've been
working out lately.

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It might be nice for you to
mention something... about that.

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Marshall...

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- you are good-looking...
- Thank you.

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- You're funny.
- Oh, thanks.

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- You're smart.
- And a few tears wouldn't hurt.

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Okay, would you freakin'
marry me already?

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I'll marry you. Of course.

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But, um, until you see a ring on this
finger, don't expect me to put out.

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Yeah, right.

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Transcript : Raceman
Subtitles : Willow's Team

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www.forom.com

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I'll give you this.

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That was a very
creative use of syrup.

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I can't even look Mrs.
Butterworth in the eye.

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Oh, my God.
We're getting married!

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I know, I know.

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It was a moment of happiness,

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followed of course by a
moment of total panic.

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See, when they called
off their first wedding,

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Aunt Lily took off
for San Francisco

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leaving Uncle Marshall
with the unfortunate task

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of telling his entire family.

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Yeah, so now she's gone
and the wedding's off.

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What do you call someone who just
takes off and leaves like that?

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What do you call that?

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I think that that's
a little strong.

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I can't even believe you
would use a word like that.

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Geez, Grandma.

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Man, I made a big mess by
canceling this wedding, didn't I?

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It's okay, baby.

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You're not just realizing that now,
are you?

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God, the idea of standing up
there in front of all those people

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who hate my guts...

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just makes me want to run off to
Atlantic City and get married today.

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Yeah.

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Coming up at 11:00:
Are there piranhas in the East River?

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What you don't know...
could eat you.

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Robin! Stop the news!

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- What the hell?
- It's okay. They're my friends.

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We're going to Atlantic City to elope.
You got to come with us.

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Oh, my God,
that is so fantastic!

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I-I don't know if I
can just leave work.

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It's okay;
Mike can read the news tonight.

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Hey, Mike...
you can read, right?

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Yeah, I'm the best at reading.

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- Let's go to Atlantic City!
- Yeah!

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You guys are eloping!
Oh, that's fantastic.

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Wait, is this because there's a time
crunch Uncle Ted should know about?

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I hope not because I plan
on getting hammered.

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Guys, this sounds like so much fun,
but I can't really take off work.

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I'm kind of important around here,
you know? I'm the project manager.

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Ted, for the rest of our lives,

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we are going to be
telling the amazing story

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of how we went to Atlantic
City and got married.

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Don't you want to
be in that story?

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Of course I do.

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- Let's go to Atlantic City!
- Yeah!

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Oh, but when we tell the story, can you
leave out the part where I hesitate?

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You got it.

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Hey, guys.

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Wow. A pedicure.

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Uh, if there were any shame
in a dude getting a pedicure

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I don't think there would have been a
feature about it in Details magazine.

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We're going to Atlantic
City to elope right now!

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Oh, congratulations, Lily.

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Marshall, you're getting married?
What the hell?

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So are you in or not?

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Hell, yeah, I'm in!

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Just... I'm almost done.

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- No, we got to get going to the...
- Well, actually, I mean...

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It is my wedding day,
and since we're here...

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So we all got a pedicure
and then headed down...

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to Atlantic City.

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Wow. Look at this place.

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I guess I'll have my
pick of something old.

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And something blue. Somebody
should really check on this lady.

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Ah, A.C., always in decline,

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never hitting bottom.

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It's good to be back,
old friend.

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You been here before?

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Oh, uh, once or twice.

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Barney!

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Ah, good to see you, too.

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Three times, maybe.

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The wedding chapel—
this is it.

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Are you ready to do this?

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I'm ready.

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- Let's get married.
- Yeah.

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Oh, crap. I don't have a veil.

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I'm a bride;
I can't get married without a veil.

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And a bouquet.
I need a veil and a bouquet.

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Oh, my God,
we're getting married.

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Don't worry. Relax.
We'll get you a veil, honey.

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Oh, Robin,
that's a really cute outfit.

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Oh, really? Thanks.

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Yeah, it has to go. I'm the bride;
you can't look better than me.

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Done.

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I'm going to get the bouquet.
You guys get the veil.

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We'll meet in the
chapel in 20 minutes.

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Ready, break.

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You guys want to go gamble?

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No, we got to go get the veil.

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Or we looked everywhere,
and we couldn't find one.

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Yeah, okay.

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No, you guys go ahead.
I'm going to find the veil.

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So this is it, right?
The last 20 minutes of your single life.

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- I'm proud of you, buddy.
- Thanks.

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- How are you feeling?
- Great, a little nervous.

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- Yeah? Craps?
- Not that nervous.

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- No, I mean do you want to play craps.
- Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Okay, I got the veil.

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She wasn't ready to be married.

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All right,
let's talk bachelor party.

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Are we thinking full-on strip club,
or should we rent a room

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and have a private
toy show— whew.

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What did you just say?

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- Barney, no.
- Marshall, I'm your best man.

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- You're not my best man.
- Right here.

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And as your best man,
I have to throw you a bachelor party.

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That's part of
being a best friend.

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- You're not my best friend.
- Right here.

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Barney, I don't have any
time for a bachelor party.

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I've got, like, 18 minutes.

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18 minutes.

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Oh, good. Did you get the veil?

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Of course.

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And it took us
exactly 18 minutes.

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We went to a strip club.

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- Dude!
- Unbelievable!

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We weren't there for very long.
It's not like I had time

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to have a lap dance or anything.
I got a lap dance.

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- Your last lap dance ever.
- Right...

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What?

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Okay, I'm here. Right?

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Oh, God, the things people
waste money on in Atlantic City.

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Does it smell like
strippers in here?

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That's weird, right?

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Marshall and Lily
are getting married!

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Hell, yeah, look at this.

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Oh, baby, this is it.

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- Let's do this thing.
- All right.

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Hi. We're here to get married.

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Congratulations. We offer
a variety of packages

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to give you the special day
you've always dreamed about.

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We don't want any of that. Just your
basic quickie wedding will be fine.

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Yeah.

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You know this
isn't Vegas, right?

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Well, sure.
In Vegas, the casinos pump in oxygen.

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Here, it looks like
everyone brought their own.

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What?

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It also takes three days to get
a marriage license in New Jersey.

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The earliest I could
book you for is Monday.

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No, no, no, it has to be today.
That's the whole point.

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Look, I don't know what to say,

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but if you guys don't want
to book a wedding for Monday

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or play a round of keno,
I can't help you.

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Thirty-five.

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Wait, I don't understand, people get
married in Atlantic City all the time.

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Yes, they do,
but they don't elope.

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They choose Atlantic City
for its white sand beaches,

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world-class amenities,
and exotic Riviera feel.

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Have you been outside?

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There is half an orca whale rotting
not 20 feet from the cabana.

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You guys, take it easy, guys.

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Are you sure about this?

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About the marriage laws of the state
where I work in a wedding chapel?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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Bright side:
the bachelor party continues!

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Yes!

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Continues? You mean
"start." He means "start."

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We went to a strip club.

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Twenty-seven.

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Is there any way that we
could get a license today?

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You could go to the courthouse.

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In some extreme circumstances,
the waiting period can be waived,

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but you have to
have a good reason.

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Well, we're in love.

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What better reason
could there be?

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The last one I heard was,

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"I'm going to Iraq tomorrow
to defend my country,"

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but, you know,
give yours a whirl.

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So we went to the courthouse.

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God, this is taking forever.

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Can't believe they're
getting married.

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00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:02,379
I know.

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00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:05,290
I am so proud of these two.
After all they've been through.

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In fact,
that crazy road has led them

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all the way here
to Atlantic City.

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Ted, up here.

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00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,669
You were just staring
at my shirt boobs.

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No! I wasn't.

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00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:20,437
I-I was checking out the hot
bod underneath the shirt.

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Okay, look,
maybe I was looking at your shirt,

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00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:27,818
but it's a, it's a funny,
funny shirt.

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Hey, it's Barney!

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- Barney!
- Hi.

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suit up.

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legend.

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Daddy.

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American daddy.

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What the hell was that?

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00:10:58,502 --> 00:11:01,050
A... Chinese guy?

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00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:04,920
Hi. Hello.
Uh, we need a marriage license,

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00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:07,907
but we need to skip the
waiting period because...

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we're in love.

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00:11:09,073 --> 00:11:12,928
Aw. I'm gonna waive this
waiting period right now.

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00:11:12,953 --> 00:11:13,997
Oh, really?

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00:11:14,012 --> 00:11:16,308
Is what I would say if I could
waive the waiting period,

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00:11:16,323 --> 00:11:19,387
but unfortunately,
only a judge can do that.

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00:11:19,403 --> 00:11:22,079
Oh. Well,
so can we see a judge?

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- Absolutely.
- Really?

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Is what I would say if there was any
chance of you seeing a judge today,

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which there isn't.

247
00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:32,538
Why are you doing this to us?

248
00:11:32,554 --> 00:11:34,968
'Cause you're on Candid Camera!

249
00:11:34,983 --> 00:11:36,860
- Really?
- Is what I would say...

250
00:11:36,872 --> 00:11:38,679
You know what? We get it.

251
00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:44,099
Okay, this is a good plan B.

252
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:46,289
Judges are people.
People go to the batoom.

253
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,349
A judge is bound to
come by eventually,

254
00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:49,709
and we'll get married.

255
00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:51,947
I'm sure we won't
be waiting long.

256
00:11:58,272 --> 00:12:01,808
Geez, you go to a vending
machine for 30 seconds.

257
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,129
Vultures.

258
00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:11,689
What?

259
00:12:13,294 --> 00:12:14,390
Here?

260
00:12:14,405 --> 00:12:16,828
Yeah. Got a little
time to kill.

261
00:12:17,774 --> 00:12:20,688
Oh, my God,
it's the T-shirt, isn't it?

262
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:21,769
No.

263
00:12:22,082 --> 00:12:23,079
A little.

264
00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,639
Something is seriously
wrong with you.

265
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,708
So what, is that a no?

266
00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:30,548
- All right, let's do it.
- All right.

267
00:12:30,563 --> 00:12:32,369
Um, also...?

268
00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:34,269
- Yes, I'll leave it on.
- Sweet.

269
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,189
Guys, let's bail.
This is never gonna happen.

270
00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:40,268
Look, I know this is turning
into a bit of a disaster,

271
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:43,489
but believe me,
it's better than the alternative.

272
00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:46,549
You throwing a big,
free party with lots of booze and food

273
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:49,120
and all your single,
desperate girlfriends from college?

274
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:52,048
Yeah, glad we
dodged that bullet.

275
00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:55,509
Judge! Judge, come on.
Come on, come on, come on!

276
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:04,830
- Turn it off.
- Okay.

277
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:09,260
May we please get
married today?

278
00:13:09,273 --> 00:13:12,319
Now, normally I would say
no to a request like that,

279
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,430
but you two impress me.

280
00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:17,570
Just the fact that you've
been together for ten years,

281
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:21,149
standing by each other's
side through thick and thin,

282
00:13:21,165 --> 00:13:23,460
never wavering.

283
00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:26,888
- What was that?
- What was what?

284
00:13:26,902 --> 00:13:28,878
That little look.
What was that?

285
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,628
A look of love.

286
00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:35,748
You two have stood together
through thick and thin, right?

287
00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:38,438
- You know, what's thick, what's thin?
- Yeah, I mean, all... yeah.

288
00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:39,629
I have.

289
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,087
All right, what was that look?

290
00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:44,467
What's going on?

291
00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:46,237
They broke up over the summer.

292
00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:49,898
Lily totally ran off to San Francisco
and these two just had sex in the closet.

293
00:13:50,974 --> 00:13:53,158
What? We're under oath.

294
00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:54,547
No, we're not.

295
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:58,198
Yeah, we are. He's a judge.

296
00:13:58,352 --> 00:13:59,817
Wh— did we take an oath?

297
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,778
Do you even know
what an oath is?

298
00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:04,870
Uh, yeah. Courthouse.

299
00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:07,060
Oath. We're under it.

300
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,779
Guys. It's looking like
this isn't gonna happen.

301
00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:17,340
No, Marshall,
we are gonna get married today.

302
00:14:17,354 --> 00:14:20,510
Baby, anyplace we go,
we're gonna need a marriage license.

303
00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:23,137
Except international waters.

304
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,508
So-so let's find
a ship captain.

305
00:14:25,524 --> 00:14:27,290
A ship captain can marry us.

306
00:14:27,302 --> 00:14:29,417
There's boats all
over this place.

307
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:32,309
Oh, is that what those wooden things
are floating between the garbage?

308
00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:36,488
This is a great idea.
This is gonna work. Let's go.

309
00:14:37,552 --> 00:14:40,117
Excuse me.
Are you a ship captain?

310
00:14:40,135 --> 00:14:42,250
This is my machine.

311
00:14:44,312 --> 00:14:46,680
- I should go talk to her.
- No, let me.

312
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,037
- Blackjack?
- Yeah.

313
00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:57,528
Well, I found a guy who said he'd be
willing to put his boat in my slip,

314
00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:59,380
so we're getting closer.

315
00:14:59,394 --> 00:15:03,457
Okay, Lil, why is it
so important to do this today?

316
00:15:03,473 --> 00:15:06,607
Because... if we
don't do it today,

317
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:09,347
I just know we're gonna wind
up having a huge wedding

318
00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:12,920
with a huge crowd full of
huge Midwestern people

319
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,070
looking all disapproving
and judging me

320
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:17,038
while sipping little
cups of mayonnaise

321
00:15:17,052 --> 00:15:19,978
and-and cracking runaway
bride jokes all night long.

322
00:15:19,993 --> 00:15:21,678
- Nobody's gonna do that.
- No, they're not

323
00:15:21,694 --> 00:15:23,379
because I'm not gonna
give them the chance.

324
00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:26,419
I'm gonna find a ship captain and
we're gonna be married tonight.

325
00:15:26,435 --> 00:15:28,108
Sweetie, this is crazy.

326
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,420
You're never gonna
find a ship capt...

327
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,647
Hey, Lily.
Found a ship captain.

328
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:33,160
- What?
- Yeah.

329
00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:35,568
First guy we talked to.
Ship captain.

330
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,037
How great is that?

331
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:39,917
See? See, this is destiny.

332
00:15:39,935 --> 00:15:43,720
So, captain, can you take us out to
international waters and marry us?

333
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:44,758
I sure can.

334
00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:48,449
If there's two things I love, it's
bringing people together in marriage

335
00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:50,697
- and making $5,000.
- What?

336
00:15:50,714 --> 00:15:54,070
Deal. $5,000, okay, we can do that.
Come on, everybody.

337
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,979
Fork over your cash.
Don't think. Just do it.

338
00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,448
I can get us that money.

339
00:15:58,473 --> 00:15:59,568
How?

340
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,280
Have you noticed
that all day today

341
00:16:01,304 --> 00:16:04,199
Chinese guys have been coming
up and saying hi to me?

342
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,509
Yes. Have you noticed I
haven't asked about it

343
00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:08,520
because I'm too
scared of the answer?

344
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,950
Well, those are my
old gambling buddies.

345
00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,537
Truth is...
I used to come here all the time.

346
00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:17,387
Play an old Chinese game
called "Shing Hasabu Shing".

347
00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:19,489
Had a small gambling problem.

348
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,517
Actually, it wasn't
so small. I...

349
00:16:21,534 --> 00:16:24,668
kind of lost my entire
life's savings.

350
00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:27,319
But tonight, I don't know,
I'm feeling hot.

351
00:16:27,475 --> 00:16:29,720
I think I can win
us that money.

352
00:16:29,745 --> 00:16:32,667
No, we're not letting you
gamble all our money away.

353
00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:36,727
Uh, it's not gambling if you
absolutely know you're going to win.

354
00:16:36,852 --> 00:16:38,780
I'll get us that money.

355
00:16:39,294 --> 00:16:41,809
I swear it, nay...

356
00:16:41,825 --> 00:16:44,030
I oath it.

357
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:47,508
Now, I had been to a lot of
casinos before that night,

358
00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:49,940
and I've been to a
lot of casinos since,

359
00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:53,647
but in all that time I've never
seen a game quite like this one.

360
00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:56,260
To this day,
I have no idea how it was played.

361
00:16:56,272 --> 00:16:58,339
But luckily, Barney did.

362
00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,280
Do you understand
what's happening?

363
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,058
Not a clue.

364
00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:24,567
Do you think he's winning?

365
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,590
I don't even know
if he's playing.

366
00:17:33,055 --> 00:17:35,058
Wait, I get it.
I understand this game.

367
00:17:35,074 --> 00:17:35,799
No, you don't.

368
00:17:35,815 --> 00:17:38,118
I totally understand
the game, Theodore.

369
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:41,539
Barney, split your tiles. You can triple
your money if you find the jellybean.

370
00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:44,727
Marshall, please.
Don't you think I know what I'm...

371
00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:48,159
My God, you're right.

372
00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:29,937
Wow. It's beautiful.

373
00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:31,357
Thanks, Barney.

374
00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:33,009
Did you guys see me?
I was on fire tonight.

375
00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:34,447
Man, I can't wait to
get back to the shore.

376
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:36,249
God, I love gambling!

377
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:39,189
When we get home, we're gonna
go to a little meeting. Okay?

378
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,300
Why can't I do it
just a little?

379
00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:44,719
Okay.

380
00:18:45,313 --> 00:18:47,558
Let's get this started.

381
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:50,997
Okay, uh...

382
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:53,727
you guys want the serious
one or the funny one?

383
00:18:53,742 --> 00:18:56,957
Oh, I think...
serious would be best.

384
00:18:56,983 --> 00:19:00,780
You sure? I got a lot of
great nautical jokes in there.

385
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,988
Like how you two float each
other's boat, stuff like that.

386
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:06,068
Yeah, serious is probably good.

387
00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:13,168
"We stand witness today

388
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:17,819
"to celebrate the union
of Lily and Marshall.

389
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:20,527
"Today, you two
will become one,

390
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,589
"sharing your lives,

391
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:24,840
"the happiness, the sadness,

392
00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:27,149
"the frustrations
and the joy..."

393
00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:29,010
This is pretty cool.

394
00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:31,440
I can't believe you never
want to get married.

395
00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:33,628
I never said "never."

396
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,640
"... to declare your love

397
00:19:35,653 --> 00:19:37,368
"and devotion to each other

398
00:19:37,394 --> 00:19:40,680
"in front of
friends and family,

399
00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:43,769
"all the people who
matter most to you."

400
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:45,490
What was that?

401
00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:47,330
What was what?

402
00:19:48,204 --> 00:19:51,170
That little look.
You two just shared a look.

403
00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:57,967
- We don't want to do this.
- We don't.

404
00:19:57,982 --> 00:20:00,057
Are you kidding me?

405
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,438
You guys are calling
off another wedding?

406
00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:06,079
After I spent all this
money on a bridesmaid shirt?

407
00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:09,280
Did I bet someone that they'd call it
off? I did, didn't I? Who'd I bet?

408
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,548
You actually expect any of us are
gonna come to your third wedding?

409
00:20:12,563 --> 00:20:13,838
Yes.

410
00:20:13,852 --> 00:20:16,357
'Cause it's gonna be amazing.

411
00:20:16,385 --> 00:20:20,208
Look, before I was afraid
to face Marshall's family

412
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:23,178
and-and I didn't want to
do all that work, but...

413
00:20:23,192 --> 00:20:25,138
now that we're here...

414
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,337
I realize that I have to
face Marshall's family

415
00:20:28,364 --> 00:20:31,657
and I really want to
do all that work.

416
00:20:31,673 --> 00:20:33,038
So do I.

417
00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:36,959
And yeah... my family
might still be upset with you.

418
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:39,577
But when they see us up there, they're
gonna see how much we love each other

419
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,387
and none of that other
stuff is gonna matter.

420
00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:45,429
- I love you, Marshall.
- I love you, too, Lily pad.

421
00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:47,499
I now pronounce
you man and wife.

422
00:20:47,525 --> 00:20:48,777
- What?
- What?

423
00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:50,460
What, is that not right?

424
00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:52,988
Are... we married?
Did you just marry us?

425
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,067
Weren't you listening?
We don't want to be married.

426
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,788
Uh... I-I suppose I
could unpronounce you.

427
00:20:58,803 --> 00:21:01,600
- Unpronounce us.
- Unpronounce us!

428
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,990
All right,
I unpronounce you man and wife.

429
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:06,358
Oh, whew... that was close.

430
00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:09,310
And that's the story of how
Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily

431
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,437
got married for 12 seconds

432
00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:13,788
somewhere off the
coast of Atlantic City.

433
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:21,630
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

434
00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:23,778
Ted.

435
00:21:32,404 --> 00:21:33,920
Is Robin here?

436
00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:35,640
Man, I hope so.

437
00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:39,071
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