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Kids, I told you stories
about all the big holidays—

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Christmas...

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Halloween...

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Thanksgiving...

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but one holiday was
always my favorite—

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Super Bowl Sunday.

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And there was one
Super Bowl back in 2007

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that I will never forget.

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Marshall, you're
on beer detail.

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Lily, you're making
the bean dip.

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Uh, Robin,
you're on chips and pretzels,

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and Barney,
I'm giving you nothing to do

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so you can just focus on
controlling your gambling problem.

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"Problem."

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Oh, poor Superman,
he should really do something

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about his flying problem.

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It's not a problem if
you're awesome at it.

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And I will be going to Quinn's to
pick up the world's greatest food,

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the Super Bowl
Hot Wings Platter.

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If I were a chicken,
I'd go cannibal for those bad boys.

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Just eat my own damn wing off.
I don't care.

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I'm crazy like that.

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Here's the info
for tomorrow night.

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What's tomorrow night?

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Oh, God, you didn't hear?

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Mark died.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.

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The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00,
and I know

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it would have meant a
lot to Mark if you came.

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You guys were his
favorite customers.

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- Stay strong.
- We're so sorry.

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Who was Mark?

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- No idea.
- Not a clue.

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Well, I guess we
should go, right?

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Wait... tomorrow night at 6:00,
that's the Super Bowl.

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Okay, I feel terrible,
but the truth is we didn't know Mike.

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- Mark.
- Mark,

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and as long as we send flowers,

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I can't think of any
reason we'd have to go.

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Get out of here!

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I never want to see your
face in this bar again!

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This soulless bastard just told me
he can't come to Mark's funeral

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because he wants to
watch the Super Bowl.

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Could you believe that?

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You guys are coming, right?

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Yes... Wouldn't
miss for the world.

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Okay, here's the plan :

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record the game,
go to the funeral,

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- pay our respects to Matt...
- Mark.

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Mark, and start watching
only an hour late.

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Okay, that's great,
but just to make sure it records,

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maybe we should bow our
heads and say a quiet prayer

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to the TiVo gods.

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Almighty TiVo,

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we thank you for all the
gifts you have given us:

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the power to freeze live
TV to go take a leak

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is nothing short of Godlike.

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Let's not forget fast-forwarding
through commercials.

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It seems greedy to ask
anything more from you,

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O magic box,

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but if you malfunction
and miss the Super Bowl,

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we will destroy you in the
alley with baseball bats.

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- Amen.
- Amen.

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We are not fast-forwarding
through the commercials.

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Yeah, they're the best part.

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Oh, come on.
Remember last year?

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Who wants to watch a monkey in
a coconut bra order a pizza?

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Oh, my God.
This monkey was so cute.

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Seriously, that's the last
time I'm gonna call you today.

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Okay.

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Good-bye.

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You didn't hang up either!

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I know! You hang up!

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You hang up!

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My bookie. Great guy.

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So let me get this straight. A funeral
is the one time you don't suit up?

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Have I taught you nothing, Ted?

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Virtually.

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Suits are full of joy.

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They're the sartorial
equivalent of a baby's smile.

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"Sartorial"?

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"Of or pertaining to
tailors or their trade."

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Suits are for the living.

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That's why when it's
my time to R.I.P.

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I'm going out of this world
the same way I came into it—

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buck naked. Yeah.

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It's gonna be awesome.

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Open bar for the guys,
open casket for the ladies.

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What up?

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- Such a waste.
- I know.

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He was so young.

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A hand-stitched, cashmere,
double-breasted Dolce & Gabbana.

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It must be so frightened.

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This is going faster
than I thought.

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We'll make an appearance
at the bar for the wake,

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we'll be watching
the game by 8:00.

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And even though we
didn't see any whales,

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Mark and I both said it was
the best day of our lives.

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Okay, I'm getting
us another round.

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And when I come back,

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everyone else is telling
their favorite Mark story.

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Dibs on the one Carl just told.

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Okay, I have to be at work
exactly one Super Bowl from now.

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Oh, let's face it,
we're not going to get to watch it.

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We should just find
out the score.

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Oh, thank God! I'll find out.

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No, no, no, we can't!
We have to watch the game together.

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It's tradition.

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Think of all the great times
we've had watching this game.

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Second down, everyone drink.

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Ted, it's not a drinking game

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if you drink anytime
anything happens.

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Are these chicken
wings or angel wings?

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God, I love these things.

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I love you guys.

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This is so great, all of us
watching the Super Bowl together.

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This is special.

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We need to do this every year—
promise me!

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Calm down, buddy.

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Oh, commercials!

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Everyone drink!

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God, this is such a great tradition,
all of us watching the game together.

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How did this start?

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Hey, Barney, I bet you 20 bucks
that Casey misses this field goal.

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I don't bet.
Betting's for suckers.

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Make it like a dollar or something,
you know. Who cares? No big deal.

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Fine.

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See, there you go, he made it.
You win.

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Wait. This is mine,
just like that?

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God, that feels good.

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No, that feels really... good.

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What else can we bet on?

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Nothing, it's the
halftime show.

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Oh, so lame.

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Nobody even pays attention.

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I mean, Janet Jackson,
who cares?

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God, how cool is Robin?

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I can't believe you invited this girl
we've only known for a few months

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to our sacred day.

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Now she's gonna be
in all the pictures.

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Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I'll give you the Seahawks

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plus six points for 500 bucks.

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Are you crazy? Maybe for $50.

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$50? What fun is $50?

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Why don't we just bet air?
God, Marshall!

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Okay, $50.

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Hey, I'll take that action.

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Seahawks, but make it four
points and make it a grand.

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Hey, these wings,
are they chicken wings or angel wings?

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Oh, commercials!

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Monkey with a coconut
bra. Hilarious.

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Look, we always watch
the Super Bowl together.

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So we make a pact to
watch it tomorrow at 6:00

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and go the next 18 hours
without finding out who won.

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That's impossible.

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I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's not gonna be easy.

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That means no TV, no Internet,

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no newspapers, nothing.

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Media blackout.

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But our tradition lives on.

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Who's in?

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- I'm in.
- I'm in.

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- I'm in.
- What the hell, I'm in.

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- High five!
- Dude, we're at a wake.

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Sorry. Solemn low five.

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As the day began, none of us had
any idea how hard it would be

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to go nine hours without hearing
the outcome of the Super Bowl.

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I decided to work from home
to avoid contamination

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by the outside world.

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Hey, take this key
and swallow it.

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What? No.

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Come on, Ted, you eat salads.
It'll be out by game time.

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Lots more, no.

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I'm not messing
around, Theodore.

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I've got a lot of money
riding on this game.

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If I don't handcuff
myself to this radiator,

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I'll check the score.
Please take the key.

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Fine.

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But only because you didn't
think through a bathroom plan

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and I think that's funny.

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The media blackout was
particularly hard on Robin

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because, well,
she was the media.

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But unfortunately,
the City won't be fixing

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the unusually large
pothole any time soon,

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so buckle up if
you're on the BQE.

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It's gonna be a bumpy one.

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Like morning commutes
needed to get any harder.

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You're right, Kevin.

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Well, Robin, what do you say?
I think it's time to check in with Sid

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- for a sports update.
- No!

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- What?
- No.

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But it's, uh, time for Sports.

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No, it's not.
It's time for Weather.

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We, we just did Weather.

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Well, weather's pretty fickle,

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it may have changed.

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What's it doing out there, Lou?

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Pretty much the same thing
it was two minutes ago.

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Back to you, Robin.

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Okay, now it's time for Sports.

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No! Let's go to Traffic Todd

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in the Metro News
1 Gridlock Chopper.

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Robin, it's time for Sports!

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Over to you, Sid.

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Thank you, Kevin and Robin.

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Let's talk about
the Super Bowl.

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Weeks earlier,
Marshall had promised Lily

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he'd come into her kindergarten
class for show-and-tell day.

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And he's a little
bit double-jointed...

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And his favorite animal
is the Loch Ness monster.

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Lily, how many times...?

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Nessie is a gentle creature.

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We're trying to stay away
from terms like "Monster."

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Well, I think we can all agree,
he is much more interesting

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than Sally's one-eyed goldfish.

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Three weeks in a row?
Come on, Sally.

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Okay, well,
that's all the time we have.

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Arts and crafts, everybody.

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Hey. I'm Doug.

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Oh, hey, I'm Marshall.

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Are you going to be staying
here for the rest of day?

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Yeah, I'm actually
trying to hide out

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'cause I don't want to know
who won the Super Bowl.

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I know who won.

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Oh, um, that's great,
but I really don't want to know,

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so if you could just
keep that to yourself.

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How badly do you
not want to know?

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Excuse me?

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Ten bucks.

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Are you serious?

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Just went up to eight.

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Unlock me, Ted.

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I've never gone this long
without calling my bookie.

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He worries.

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Not until game time.

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Where are you going?

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Pick up the hot wings.

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What? How the hell are
you planning on getting

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in and out of a sports bar
without seeing the score?

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There's TVs everywhere.

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Ah, don't worry.

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I got it all planned out.

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First of all:

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I placed duct tape on
a pair of sunglasses

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so I can only see out
of two tiny holes.

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Next, I constructed blinders
out of an old cereal box.

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Top it all off:
high-tech noise-reducing headphones

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I bought when Marshall and
Lily first got back together

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and were doing it a lot.

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I call it the Sensory
Deprivator 5000.

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Hello! Uh,
my name is Ted Mosby.

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00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,602
I'm here to pick
up my hot wings.

253
00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:52,962
In my hand, you'll find the
exact total for the wings

254
00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:54,911
plus a generous tip.

255
00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,522
Please take the cash.

256
00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:59,620
Put the wings in my hand
and I'll be on my way.

257
00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:03,152
Thank you!

258
00:12:07,615 --> 00:12:11,510
And that closes the book on
one heck of a Super Bowl.

259
00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:13,541
Back to you, Kevin and Robin.

260
00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:19,620
We'll be right back.

261
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,450
And we're clear.

262
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:23,842
I'm sorry.

263
00:12:23,856 --> 00:12:25,469
Um, Robin, is it just me,

264
00:12:25,484 --> 00:12:26,952
or were you doing
something different there?

265
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,901
I haven't watched the game yet.

266
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,432
I'm begging you,
for the rest of the newscast

267
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:33,222
there can't be any references
to who won the Super Bowl.

268
00:12:33,237 --> 00:12:34,930
I mean,
change the teleprompter.

269
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:37,030
No team names,
nothing specific.

270
00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:39,551
That is crazy. I can't do that.

271
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:43,542
My friend Mark passed
away this week.

272
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,059
Okay, sweety okay.
Okay, I'm so sorry.

273
00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:47,999
Back in five... four...

274
00:12:48,015 --> 00:12:49,969
- three...
- It's just so hard.

275
00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:20,449
Ha! Who's the idiot now?

276
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,719
You said the Sensory
Deprivator 5000 was stupid.

277
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:25,319
But it totally worked!

278
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:28,059
I couldn't see or hear
anything happening around me.

279
00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:30,411
Right? Right?

280
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,340
No...!

281
00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,381
And if that weren't bad enough,

282
00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:38,901
I was about to have a
horrible realization.

283
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,802
Where's the dipping sauce?

284
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:46,601
The team that won, want to know
what their name rhymes with?

285
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,571
Come on, dude.
You promised you'd stop

286
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,540
if I ate all those crayons.

287
00:13:50,554 --> 00:13:52,561
Why are you doing this?

288
00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:55,780
I'm in love with Miss Aldrin.

289
00:13:56,464 --> 00:13:59,981
Well, you can't have Miss Aldrin,
she's mine.

290
00:14:08,284 --> 00:14:10,710
Okay, now who did this?

291
00:14:14,836 --> 00:14:16,430
I did.

292
00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:19,262
Does that mean Marshall
gets a time-out?

293
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,311
Well, Marshall's
a grownup, so...

294
00:14:22,325 --> 00:14:25,399
When one of us breaks something,
we get a time-out.

295
00:14:27,486 --> 00:14:29,060
Sorry.

296
00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:36,941
And after the Super Bowl,

297
00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:39,809
the mayor of the losing
team's city had to pay up,

298
00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:41,741
sending the mayor of
the winning team's city

299
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:46,209
15 pounds of a delicacy his
or her city is famous for.

300
00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:49,780
Better fire up whatever type of grill,
steamer or fryer

301
00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:54,341
one might use to cook that delicacy,
Winning Team's Mayor.

302
00:14:55,007 --> 00:14:56,362
Hey.

303
00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:59,552
- Hey.
- I'm not talking to you.

304
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,822
Yes, you are.

305
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,721
You'll do whatever I say.

306
00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:05,531
- Hold your breath.
- I'm not holding my breath.

307
00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,390
The winning team was the...

308
00:15:08,105 --> 00:15:10,462
Now here's how this
is going to work:

309
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,640
you're going to take me to
three R-rated movies a week...

310
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,649
And then Uncle
Marshall got an idea.

311
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,829
It was not one he was
proud of in retrospect,

312
00:15:17,844 --> 00:15:19,972
but desperate times...

313
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:26,239
Oh, no.

314
00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:28,530
Somebody wet their pants.

315
00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:30,032
- No, I didn't.
- Oh, really?

316
00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:31,311
Who's everyone gonna believe?

317
00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:33,429
I'm a grownup third-year
law student at Columbia

318
00:15:33,445 --> 00:15:36,952
and you're just a little pants wetter.
So now I ask you a question:

319
00:15:36,964 --> 00:15:39,921
You want to be able to quietly sneak
off to the restroom and dry off

320
00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:42,682
or am I gonna have something
for show and tell today?

321
00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:45,339
- Hey, everyone...
- Okay, okay.

322
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:47,090
You win.

323
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:48,892
I want my money back.

324
00:15:52,246 --> 00:15:54,952
And your pudding snack pack.

325
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:01,511
Sir, who won the Super Bowl?

326
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,119
Sorry. I missed the game.

327
00:16:03,135 --> 00:16:04,772
You missed...?
How could he miss...?

328
00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:06,562
Excuse me!
Who won the Super Bowl?

329
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:08,602
I... don't really
follow sports.

330
00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:10,150
Oh, my...!

331
00:16:11,515 --> 00:16:13,392
Emmitt Smith!

332
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,072
Oh, thank God.

333
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:16,670
Yeah, I get that a lot.

334
00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:19,199
You got to tell me,
who won the Super Bowl?

335
00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,431
The game was last night?

336
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,399
You know, once you win two
or three of those things,

337
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,050
it's kind of like, eh.

338
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,990
But you're Emmitt Smith. You're a
football player, it's Super Bowl Sunday.

339
00:16:30,024 --> 00:16:33,272
What could possibly be more
important than football?

340
00:16:33,686 --> 00:16:37,490
Dance, my friend. Dance.

341
00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:42,821
No...!

342
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,421
Hello! It's me again.

343
00:17:03,437 --> 00:17:06,369
Oh! I didn't recognize you.

344
00:17:06,386 --> 00:17:09,651
Yeah, you forgot to give
me the dipping sauce!

345
00:17:13,335 --> 00:17:15,610
Ah. Yes.

346
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,982
This is the one.

347
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:20,780
It was 4:00, and so far,
all of us had done the impossible.

348
00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:23,662
But then,
almost simultaneously,

349
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,399
things started to go wrong.

350
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,560
And let's end the
day on a happy note.

351
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,520
There is a new arrival
at the Bronx Zoo.

352
00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:32,222
Trish Sanchez has the story.

353
00:17:43,425 --> 00:17:45,811
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, dude, look out.

354
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:50,382
And in honor of
yesterday's big win...

355
00:17:58,906 --> 00:18:00,860
- Hey, buddy, look out.
- Dude, watch out!

356
00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:05,330
the zoo decided to
name the baby panda

357
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,461
after Super Bowl champions...

358
00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:08,890
No...!

359
00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:12,071
No...!

360
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,490
No...!

361
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,361
Yes...!

362
00:18:32,806 --> 00:18:34,589
Awesome. Just in
time for kick-off.

363
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,380
None of you guys found
out the score, right?

364
00:18:36,396 --> 00:18:38,190
- Mission accomplished.
- Didn't find out.

365
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,611
Great. Let's do it.
I already fast-forwarded

366
00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:44,152
through the four hours of pre-game
coverage. So we are ready.

367
00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,999
Barney, I can't
even look at you.

368
00:18:47,014 --> 00:18:48,719
I don't want any
sign of who won.

369
00:18:48,737 --> 00:18:51,430
Don't worry,
I'm not going to give anything away.

370
00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:53,220
Feel free to start without me.

371
00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:58,190
Ah...! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

372
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,221
So much money!
You screwed it up, Barney!

373
00:19:00,237 --> 00:19:03,531
You screwed everything up!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

374
00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:06,111
Okay, let's watch the game.

375
00:19:06,155 --> 00:19:08,972
Barney, what the hell was that?
We know who you bet on.

376
00:19:08,984 --> 00:19:11,319
Now you've ruined the
game for everyone.

377
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,950
Yeah. Thanks a lot, Barney.

378
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,102
Way to blow it.

379
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:17,830
Yeah, I didn't know
and now I do know.

380
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,882
There's no point in
even watching the game.

381
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:30,060
Well, at least the
commercials aren't ruined.

382
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:31,790
Wings are still good.

383
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,581
Beer still works.

384
00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:37,780
Ah, what the hell.

385
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,880
Let's watch Barney
lose some money.

386
00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:42,482
Hey, so check this out:

387
00:19:42,494 --> 00:19:45,111
I got extorted by a
five-year-old today.

388
00:19:45,124 --> 00:19:47,390
I almost got fired today.

389
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:48,850
I met Emmitt Smith today.

390
00:19:48,866 --> 00:19:50,011
Ooh, you go first.

391
00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:52,389
I tried out the Sensory
Deprivator 5000.

392
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:54,171
Yeah, go ahead, Barney.

393
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,709
Well, I was frantically
running down the street

394
00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:58,570
trying to find out the
score to the game...

395
00:19:58,584 --> 00:20:00,079
And here's the funny part,

396
00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,512
as unforgettable as
that Super Bowl was,

397
00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:06,490
here it is 23 years later and
I don't remember who won...

398
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:08,920
Hell, I don't even
remember who played.

399
00:20:08,937 --> 00:20:11,499
What I do remember is
that we drank beer,

400
00:20:11,526 --> 00:20:14,530
we ate wings and we watched
the Super Bowl together.

401
00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:19,670
Because sometimes, even if you know
how something's going to end,

402
00:20:19,694 --> 00:20:22,262
that doesn't mean you
can't enjoy the ride.

403
00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:24,982
We even raised a toast
to good old Mike.

404
00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:26,992
I mean Mark. Matt.

405
00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:29,102
Crap! Why do I keep doing that?

406
00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:38,506
I didn't only lose the game,
I lost every single prop bet.

407
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:42,019
Total penalty yardage,
number of replay-challenges,

408
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,086
coin toss...

409
00:20:43,104 --> 00:20:45,529
What are the odds of
losing the coin toss?

410
00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:47,396
50-50, give or take.

411
00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:51,767
Interceptions, field-goals,
total sacks,

412
00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:54,968
whether or not there'd
be a safety, first...

413
00:20:57,582 --> 00:21:02,717
Transcript : Raceman
Subtitles : Willow's Team