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Kids, never underestimate
the power of destiny.

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Because when you least expect it,
the littlest thing

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can cause a ripple effect
that changes your life.

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Take for instance
my trip to Chicago.

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That security guard was
a little bit handsy.

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That's funny.
She barely touched me.

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Uh, Gate 23. Come on.

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If we miss this flight,
I will never forgive myself.

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Why was this flight
so important?

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Let's back up a few months
to the fall of 2006.

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I had just sold my first
building design and become

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the youngest project manager
in my firm's history.

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Suddenly I was
being headhunted.

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One firm was even considering me to
run their entire New York office.

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They were flying me in
for a final interview

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at their corporate
headquarters in Chicago.

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It was the opportunity
of a lifetime.

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It was my destiny.

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There was just one problem.

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Hi, wait, two more.

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Sorry, you're too late,
I already shut the doors.

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Well, I'm sure if we pull
real hard we can open them.

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Hmm, I wish it worked like that, but
see, once I close those doors,
that's it.

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Nobody else is allowed
down that jet-way.

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Except for that guy.

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Please, if-if I miss this flight, I'll miss
the chance to interview for my dream job.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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His dream job!
Didn't you ever have a dream job?

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Something from when you were a little
girl, that was all you wanted to do?

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I mean, for God's sakes,
I'm sure you didn't go to bed at night

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dreaming about being a...

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I mean, uh...

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This is a cool job.

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Please, I have to
be on this flight.

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I'll see what I can do.

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But it doesn't look good.

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Thanks.

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Your uniforms are pretty.

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Transcript : Raceman
Subtitles : Willow's Team

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www.forom.com

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Okay.

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They haven't armed the doors yet,
so you still have a chance.

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It's up to the captain now
and they're calling us back.

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Great, please let us know
soon as you hear anything.

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Sure, and for the future,
we recommend you arrive

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at the airport an hour and
a half before your flight,

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not, you know,
one minute after.

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Normally, I'm
incredibly responsible.

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I just had to go to court this
morning and get sentenced.

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Not that I'm a
criminal or anything.

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Yeah, he just jumped
a subway turnstile.

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You seem to have a lot of problems
with the rules of travel.

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Hello?

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Oh, that is great news.

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It's my mom—
she found her missing earring.

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Have a seat.
I'll call you when I hear something.

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Where was it?

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That thing better
have call waiting.

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Could you just call the firm
and explain what happened?

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It's down to three people

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and I know they need to
make their decision today.

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I sort of feel my not showing up
might put me at a disadvantage.

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I'm so stupid.

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Why did I have to
jump that turnstile?

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Hey, don't be so
hard on yourself.

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And isn't this whole thing
really Barney's fault?

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She had a point.

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It was kind of Barney's fault.

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Let's back up a few months.

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Oh, Marshall,
how's the broken toe?

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Oh, man, it kills.

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You want some aspirin, baby?

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You know I don't
believe in pain killers.

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Wow, your first broken bone.

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Kind of kills your whole
"Unbreakable" theory.

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Marshall used to think
he was indestructible.

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Well, it added up.
I've never broken anything.

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I've never been sick,
and when I need to,

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I can summon
incredible strength.

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Ted, tell her the story
of the really heavy door.

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There was a really heavy door.

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He opened it.

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On one pull.

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Well, you must be really bummed, you're
not gonna be able to run tomorrow.

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Yeah. It sucks,

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all that work I put in training
for the marathon was a total waste.

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Training for a marathon.

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What?

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You don't need to train for a marathon.
You just run it.

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You're kidding, right?

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Not at all. I could run a
marathon anytime I wanted to.

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So like tomorrow, you think you
could wake up, roll out of bed,

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and just run the New
York City Marathon?

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Absolutely.

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Barney, we're talking
about 42 kilometers.

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Thanks, Canada.
I'll take it from here.

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Barney, it's like 26 miles.

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Here's how you run a marathon.

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Step one, you start running.

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There is no step two.

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Okay, you know what? Prove it.

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Take my number and
run in my place.

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I will bet you 50 bucks you
don't even finish the race.

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50 bucks?

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Gee, Grandpa, if I win,

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maybe I can buy myself
an ice-cream cone.

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Make it $10,000.

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You have a gambling problem.
You'll bet me 50.

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Fine, then no bet.

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Okay, $50.

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The next morning,
as the marathon began,

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we were focused on
Marshall's computer.

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Each runner gets a tracking chip
so you can follow them online,

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see when they pass certain checkpoints.
Barney's got mine in his shoe.

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Ooh, he's starting!

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This ought to be good.

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Wow.

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He's already passing
the second checkpoint.

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This tracking thing is amazing.

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When we get married,
you're getting one of these.

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Wow. Look at his time.
It's pretty impressive.

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He's gotta be cheating, okay.

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He knew we'd check.

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Yeah, he'll do
anything to win a bet.

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Remember that time he bet me that Men
at Work sang "Hungry Like the Wolf,"

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and when he found out that they didn't,
he tried to hire them to?

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Well, it looks like, "Barney" should
be coming over the Queensboro Bridge

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and up First Avenue within
the next hour or so. But...

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there is no way that
that's really him.

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It's really him.

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Hey! That's mine.

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Yeah, you'd better run!

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- What up, non-finishers?
- Wow.

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- Very impressive, Barney.
- Right?

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Yeah, my time would have been
like a half an hour better,

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but I met this total hottie on
Mile Seven. We took a quick detour

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and had our own mini
marathon behind a Nathan's.

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I won.

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I'm not sure anyone in
that story is a winner.

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So where's my 50 bucks?

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All right.

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I got to admit,
you earned this.

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Huh? Can't believe they haven't
made a coin for this yet.

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Anyway, I'm heading home.

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Might go hit the gym.

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Oh, hey, just so you know,
uh, all marathon runners get

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to use the subway
for free today.

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Wow. You know I really should
check out this "subway."

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Heard so much about it.

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Wow. Look at me. Slumming it.

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Maybe I'll make a
weekend out of it

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and I'll call my bridge
and tunnel girl tonight.

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You're dating a girl
from New Jersey?

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No.

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So Barney did it.

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He actually finished
the marathon.

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But a little while later...
I got an interesting phone call.

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- Hello?
- Ted, it's Barney.

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Listen to me, I need you to come
and pick me up on the subway.

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What, what are
you talking about?

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I was sitting here,
totally minding my own business.

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Finisher.

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Yeah, you know what I mean.

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86th street.

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My legs don't work.

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I've already ridden the
subway twice end to end.

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I've seen where
it turns around.

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Ted, you don't ever want to see
where the subway turns around.

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Barney's legs won't work.

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He's riding the subway
from end to end

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because he physically
can't get off the train.

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Best 50 bucks I ever spent.

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Listen to me, Ted.

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I'm going to lose you any second.
I'm on the fourth car of the six train

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heading south from Pelham
Bay Park in the Bronx.

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Meet me at the 86th Street station in,
like, half an hour?

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All right. I'll be right there.

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Stay where you are.

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Ted, Ted.

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Oh, come on. You're not even going
to give up your seat for him?

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I'm sorry. I can't.

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Douche.

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- Barney?
- Ted!

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Hey!

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No...!

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See? If Barney never
tried to run the marathon,

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you never would have
jumped that turnstile,

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you wouldn't have had
that court date today,

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and we would have
made this flight.

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You're right.

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Everything can be
traced back to him.

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Like that rash we
all got at Christmas.

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All right,
I have to see what's going on.

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- So I was able to get you two seats.
- Really? That's great!

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No, no, not you. I'm talking to
my mom about Blue Man Group.

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Ma, can I call you back?

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Okay, what about our flight?
Can we get on?

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I'm still waiting for... Huh.

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Looks like your
flight left already.

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What? No, n-n-n-no, n-no.
I have to be in Chicago today.

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Well, he never even
called you back?

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Well, it's typical pilot.
They don't call you back at work

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and they don't call you back after
you spend two nights with them

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at a Radisson in Orlando.

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It turned out there was one other
flight that would just barely get me

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to Chicago on time
for my job interview,

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but it was all the way on the
other side of the airport.

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What was the name of
the airline again?

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I think it was something
like Flights R' Us.

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Was the "R" backwards?

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God, I hope not.

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- Geez.
- Stupid smart carts.

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More like dumb carts.

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If we miss this flight,
it's all Barney's fault.

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You know, Barney never would have
run the marathon in the first place

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- if Marshall hadn't broken his toe.
- Yeah, so?

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What, you think
this is my fault?

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For Marshall, the initial idea to run
the marathon came way back in April.

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My pants are starting
to feel a little tight.

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Oh, that's okay.
I love that cute little belly.

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I cannot allow this.

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What?

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I am going to run the
New York City Marathon.

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"It is important to load
up on carbohydrates

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two to four hours
before a big run.

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Try a breakfast of a bagel,
a banana,

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oatmeal, strawberries
and some orange juice."

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Here you go, Marshmallow.
Just like the book said.

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Yeah, but from now on, I'm eating
all of my breakfast runner-style.

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Liquids are digested faster.

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That way, no energy is wasted,

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and it's all about the run.

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"Don't forget to give yourself
plenty of positive reinforcement."

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This is gonna be
your best run yet.

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You're going to accomplish
all of your goals.

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You are a robot sent
from the future

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to win the marathon!

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You are... Marshall.

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You are... Marshall.

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You are Marshall! Yeah!

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"Chafing or blisters can
occur in a number of areas,

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including the feet, armpits,
or even the nipples.

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Try using some petroleum
jelly on the affected areas."

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Oh, gosh!

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Dude, you are a
terrific runner.

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Tomorrow you're gonna run and
finish the New York City Marathon!

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You're the best.

248
00:13:28,415 --> 00:13:29,729
You look good.

249
00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:33,690
Nobody does it better than you.

250
00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:35,340
Marshall? Oh, my God!

251
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,968
So, yes, it was your fault.

252
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,248
I mean, if you don't show up at the
apartment in the middle of the day,

253
00:13:41,286 --> 00:13:43,940
Marshall doesn't break his toe,
Barney doesn't run in his place,

254
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,809
I don't jump the turnstile
and get a court date,

255
00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:48,068
and we make our flight
in plenty of time!

256
00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:52,951
And I don't fall down and bite
my tongue at the airport.

257
00:13:53,095 --> 00:13:54,741
That really wasn't my fault.

258
00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:57,300
I wouldn't have walked in on
Marshall if it weren't for Lily.

259
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,711
Hey, think about it.

260
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:00,718
Hey, what's going on here?

261
00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,769
Oh, looks like they're
camping out for something.

262
00:14:02,786 --> 00:14:04,101
Yeah, but for what?

263
00:14:04,116 --> 00:14:06,341
I don't know. Usually there's a
Stormtrooper or Klingon in line

264
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to give you some indication.

265
00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:10,898
"Annual wedding dress blowout.

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00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:14,068
Designer sample
dresses up to 90% off.

267
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:16,140
Doors open tomorrow, 8:00 a.m."

268
00:14:16,153 --> 00:14:20,279
Oh, my God. Can you believe what some
nut bags will do to save a few bucks?

269
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,439
We have to camp out.

270
00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:24,319
- Are you serious?
- You don't understand.

271
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,740
This is an amazing sale.
I've heard about it before,

272
00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:28,738
but I never knew where it was.

273
00:14:28,753 --> 00:14:32,349
We'll have a wedding dress campout.
It'll be fun.

274
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,618
I can't go.
I've got this thing.

275
00:14:34,636 --> 00:14:36,809
- What thing?
- A penis.

276
00:14:37,903 --> 00:14:40,721
- This is the place.
- Oh, wow.

277
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,808
Badgley Mischka! Melissa Sweet!

278
00:14:43,823 --> 00:14:45,088
Vera Wang!

279
00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:49,170
Oh, Robin, do you have any idea
what you guys stumbled onto here?

280
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:50,929
You said wang.

281
00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:57,340
Oh, this reminds me of the ticket
line to Lilith Fair, 1998.

282
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,148
Only fewer mullets.

283
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:03,939
You should feel good. You're only, like,
the tenth craziest bride in New York.

284
00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:08,879
Ooh, this is comfy.

285
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:11,351
We might actually
be able to sleep.

286
00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,451
That's kind of annoying.

287
00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:18,719
Well, I'm sure somebody will be
out here to turn it off any minute.

288
00:15:31,254 --> 00:15:33,358
I don't think I can take this.

289
00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:35,820
Every time it turns off,
I think,

290
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:38,820
oh, maybe it won't
turn on again,

291
00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:41,048
but then it does.

292
00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:42,578
Why does it, Robin?

293
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,770
Why does it keep turning on?

294
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:46,819
It's gonna be okay,
sweetie. Why...

295
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,599
Why don't we make a
game out of it, okay?

296
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,169
Why don't we sing along?

297
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,898
If we get through this,

298
00:16:13,946 --> 00:16:17,381
I swear I'm gonna live
my life differently.

299
00:16:17,983 --> 00:16:21,691
I just want to tell my parents
I love them one more time.

300
00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:24,989
Morning, ladies.

301
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:29,949
- It's him. It's the car guy!
- Get out of here!

302
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:42,588
The next morning, Robin was too tired
to go all the way back to Brooklyn,

303
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:43,920
so while I was at work,

304
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:46,500
she went to crash at my
apartment for a couple hours,

305
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,820
and that's when...

306
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,299
Nobody does it better than you.

307
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,959
Marshall? Oh, my God!

308
00:16:54,525 --> 00:16:57,519
So if Lily hadn't dragged me
down to the wedding dress store,

309
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,229
we would have made
the first flight.

310
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,920
Oh, thank God.
The doors are still open. We made it.

311
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:06,029
Hi. Please.
We really need to get on this flight.

312
00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:08,100
Oh, my God!

313
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,529
You're that reporter
from Metro News 1.

314
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,289
Yes, yes, I am.

315
00:17:12,304 --> 00:17:14,270
I can't believe
you recognized me.

316
00:17:14,286 --> 00:17:16,678
- You did that story on the giant pizzas?
- Would you check to see

317
00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:19,008
- if you have any more seats?
- One moment, sir.

318
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:21,988
Were those pizzas real?
Come on, were they?

319
00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:24,231
- Robin...
- One second, Ted.

320
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,310
Um, you know,
a lot of people ask me that.

321
00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,640
The truth is,
the pizzas were real.

322
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,718
- Calzones. Trick photography.
- I knew it!

323
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,719
God, it is so nice
to meet a fan!

324
00:17:35,026 --> 00:17:38,050
And I would be a fan of your
work if you could get us

325
00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:39,750
two seats on that next flight.

326
00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:44,610
Well, the, uh, flight attendants are
just finishing up their final
seat count.

327
00:17:44,704 --> 00:17:46,551
Let me see what I can find out.

328
00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:49,280
Would it help if I got on and gave an
impassioned speech about my destiny?

329
00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:50,740
I think it might hurt.

330
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,238
This is such a nightmare.

331
00:17:57,153 --> 00:18:00,369
Okay, so we agree? This goes
back to Lily wanting to camp out

332
00:18:00,386 --> 00:18:01,680
for a wedding dress?

333
00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:03,478
No.

334
00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:05,501
Wait. It goes back further.

335
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:08,451
Remember why we were eating
hot dogs on the East Side?

336
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:21,079
1939?

337
00:18:21,554 --> 00:18:24,138
This penny's from 1939!

338
00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:28,930
A 67-year-old penny.

339
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:31,861
Do you realize this penny was
minted during World War II?

340
00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:35,190
Oh, so was my grandfather,
but that doesn't make him interesting.

341
00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:37,999
Look, I know a little
something about coins,

342
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:40,040
and this baby is worth
something to a collector.

343
00:18:40,054 --> 00:18:42,189
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is!

344
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,491
You know what?
I'm gonna take you out to dinner

345
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,229
with the money I get
for this little guy.

346
00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:48,700
And that's exactly what I did.

347
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:52,319
You're lucky there's still a place that
serves anything for a dollar fifty.

348
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:55,388
Hey, that's 150 times
its original value.

349
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,939
Actually, the meal
was only $1.49.

350
00:18:59,843 --> 00:19:01,458
1984.

351
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:04,270
Hey, in 50 years,
we can get dinner again.

352
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,830
How dare you.

353
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,740
Hey, what's going on?

354
00:19:07,753 --> 00:19:09,430
I don't know. Looks like they're
camping out for something.

355
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:10,931
Yeah, but for what?

356
00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:13,128
It was me.

357
00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:15,061
I started this.

358
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:16,990
If I hadn't picked
up that penny,

359
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:19,870
we wouldn't have gone to get hot
dogs all the way across town.

360
00:19:19,885 --> 00:19:22,329
And we wouldn't have seen
that wedding dress store,

361
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:24,289
Lily wouldn't have wanted
to camp out there,

362
00:19:24,306 --> 00:19:27,508
and I wouldn't have needed a nap
at your apartment the next day.

363
00:19:27,524 --> 00:19:29,769
Marshall wouldn't
have broken his toe.

364
00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:31,929
Barney wouldn't have
run the marathon.

365
00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,951
I wouldn't have jumped
that turnstile,

366
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:36,470
gotten arrested,
had that court date...

367
00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:38,551
And we would have
made our flight.

368
00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:41,228
I don't think we can go
back any further than that

369
00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:42,980
unless you know who
dropped the penny.

370
00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:44,410
I wish I did.

371
00:19:44,426 --> 00:19:46,308
Though that person's already
been punished enough,

372
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:49,010
losing a sweet penny like that.

373
00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:50,888
Uh, sir?

374
00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:53,598
Oh, please tell me you
have some good news.

375
00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:55,411
Uh, I'm afraid not.

376
00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:57,480
There are no extra
seats on the plane.

377
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:58,781
I'm sorry.

378
00:19:58,794 --> 00:20:00,648
All, right, well,
thanks for trying.

379
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,671
I can't believe this.

380
00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:05,458
That's it, it's over.

381
00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:06,981
Ted, come on.

382
00:20:06,993 --> 00:20:10,370
Your destiny just wasn't to
make it to Chicago today.

383
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:13,319
Anyway, if that firm really wants you,
they'll reschedule.

384
00:20:13,674 --> 00:20:15,191
But that's not what happened.

385
00:20:15,204 --> 00:20:16,998
They didn't reschedule.

386
00:20:17,013 --> 00:20:18,881
They hired someone else.

387
00:20:18,894 --> 00:20:21,428
And as it turned out,
three months later,

388
00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:24,721
that guy ended up having
to relocate to Chicago.

389
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,111
Kids, funny thing
about destiny—

390
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,590
I thought I was destined
to get that job.

391
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:30,918
But I was wrong.

392
00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:33,500
My destiny was to
stay in New York.

393
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,760
Because if I hadn't,

394
00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,918
I never would have
met your mother.

395
00:21:04,754 --> 00:21:08,869
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