1 00:00:00,659 --> 00:00:02,408 No, I don't really 2 00:00:00,659 --> 00:00:02,408 feel like Mimi's. 3 00:00:02,408 --> 00:00:04,074 Well, I'm hungry. 4 00:00:02,408 --> 00:00:04,074 Let's just pick 5 00:00:02,408 --> 00:00:04,074 a place and go. 6 00:00:04,074 --> 00:00:05,659 Oh, you know where 7 00:00:04,074 --> 00:00:05,659 we should go? 8 00:00:05,659 --> 00:00:07,617 Cynthia's. 9 00:00:05,659 --> 00:00:07,617 You love that place. 10 00:00:07,617 --> 00:00:09,283 Remember what 11 00:00:07,617 --> 00:00:09,283 a great time we had 12 00:00:07,617 --> 00:00:09,283 the last time we were there? 13 00:00:09,283 --> 00:00:10,701 We did? 14 00:00:09,283 --> 00:00:10,701 Yeah, yeah. 15 00:00:10,701 --> 00:00:12,575 We had that crazy 16 00:00:10,701 --> 00:00:12,575 waiter who kept going, 17 00:00:12,575 --> 00:00:15,116 "You two should get married! 18 00:00:12,575 --> 00:00:15,116 You two should get married!" 19 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,742 It's also important to know 20 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,742 when to stop talking. 21 00:00:17,742 --> 00:00:20,949 Come on. 22 00:00:17,742 --> 00:00:20,949 Then we stepped outside. 23 00:00:17,742 --> 00:00:20,949 It was raining. 24 00:00:20,949 --> 00:00:22,575 It was so romantic. 25 00:00:22,575 --> 00:00:25,158 How can you not 26 00:00:22,575 --> 00:00:25,158 remember this? 27 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,617 Because it wasn't me. 28 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,991 Oh, right. 29 00:00:29,991 --> 00:00:34,325 It was... my sister. 30 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,701 You see, by the time 31 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,701 you've hit your late 20s, 32 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,701 you've dated a few people, 33 00:00:37,701 --> 00:00:39,534 but when you're 34 00:00:37,701 --> 00:00:39,534 in a relationship 35 00:00:39,534 --> 00:00:41,325 it's common courtesy 36 00:00:39,534 --> 00:00:41,325 to pretend that you haven't. 37 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:44,283 Oh, my God, 38 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:44,283 Van Helsing is on. 39 00:00:44,283 --> 00:00:47,868 Remember when we 40 00:00:44,283 --> 00:00:47,868 went to see it? 41 00:00:44,283 --> 00:00:47,868 We sat in the back row. 42 00:00:47,868 --> 00:00:49,701 I've never seen 43 00:00:47,868 --> 00:00:49,701 Van Helsing. 44 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:53,784 That's right. 45 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:53,784 I saw it with my sister. 46 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,701 My boss just got back 47 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,701 from Maui. He said it was 48 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,701 really romantic. 49 00:00:56,701 --> 00:00:58,575 Oh, it's so romantic. 50 00:00:58,575 --> 00:01:00,701 When were you in Maui? 51 00:01:00,701 --> 00:01:04,617 I went with my sister. 52 00:01:00,701 --> 00:01:04,617 With my sister. 53 00:01:04,617 --> 00:01:06,534 Why do you always say that? 54 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,701 Look, we're not 16. 55 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,367 We've both 56 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,367 dated other people. 57 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:11,450 It's silly to try 58 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:11,450 to act like we didn't. 59 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:16,492 You're right. 60 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:16,492 We should just be honest. 61 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:16,492 Totally. 62 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:18,908 See that girl 63 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:18,908 over there? 64 00:01:18,908 --> 00:01:21,949 Three years ago, 65 00:01:18,908 --> 00:01:21,949 I totally made out with her. 66 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,826 I don't want to hear that. 67 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:25,867 What? You said... 68 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:25,867 God, that is so insensitive. 69 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:28,325 Remember honesty? 70 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:28,325 You're a jerk! 71 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:31,949 Well, you're confusing. 72 00:01:51,908 --> 00:01:54,408 Okay, so you'd have 73 00:01:51,908 --> 00:01:54,408 to have sex with one. 74 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:57,949 Either classic mermaid, 75 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:57,949 bottom half fish, 76 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:57,949 top half human, 77 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:02,784 or inverted mermaid, 78 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:02,784 top half fish, 79 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:02,784 bottom half human. Go! 80 00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:04,450 I don't know. Is she fat? 81 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:07,492 Yeah, but it's a fish, 82 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:07,492 so it's the good kind of fat. 83 00:02:07,492 --> 00:02:09,367 Hot off the presses! 84 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:10,991 I don't take flyers. 85 00:02:10,991 --> 00:02:13,116 You took one 86 00:02:10,991 --> 00:02:13,116 two seconds before 87 00:02:10,991 --> 00:02:13,116 you walked in here. 88 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:16,033 That's different. 89 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:16,033 It was for a strip club. 90 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:16,033 Two bucks off wings. 91 00:02:16,033 --> 00:02:17,949 How much is 92 00:02:16,033 --> 00:02:17,949 your flyer going to 93 00:02:16,033 --> 00:02:17,949 save me on wings? 94 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:20,200 Fine. It's a flyer 95 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:20,200 for my play. 96 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,867 Oh, Lily, I'd love to, 97 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,867 but we're not in college, 98 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,241 and I'm not trying 99 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,241 to sleep with you. 100 00:02:24,241 --> 00:02:26,492 So anyway, this mermaid... 101 00:02:26,492 --> 00:02:30,283 Hey, Lily's friend asked her 102 00:02:26,492 --> 00:02:30,283 to be in this play, and it's 103 00:02:26,492 --> 00:02:30,283 gonna be really good. 104 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,074 Lily, I love you, 105 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,074 but we're too old for this. 106 00:02:33,074 --> 00:02:34,991 Asking someone to 107 00:02:33,074 --> 00:02:34,991 come see your play 108 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:37,492 is like asking 109 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:37,492 someone for a ride 110 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:37,492 to the airport 111 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:40,325 or to crash on your couch 112 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:40,325 or to help you move. 113 00:02:40,325 --> 00:02:44,283 Call a cab, book a room, 114 00:02:40,325 --> 00:02:44,283 hire some movers 115 00:02:40,325 --> 00:02:44,283 and repeat after me, 116 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:48,074 "Friends don't 117 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:48,074 let friends come see 118 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:48,074 their crappy play." 119 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:52,659 Okay, first of all, 120 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:52,659 I've thought about it 121 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:52,659 and top half fish. 122 00:02:52,659 --> 00:02:55,283 Second of all, 123 00:02:52,659 --> 00:02:55,283 we need you guys 124 00:02:52,659 --> 00:02:55,283 to decide something for us. 125 00:02:55,283 --> 00:02:57,158 Yes, you should break up. 126 00:02:58,659 --> 00:03:00,325 So, earlier tonight... 127 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:04,949 We should get 128 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:04,949 down to the bar. 129 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:09,659 I know we should, 130 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:09,659 but you just look 131 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:09,659 so sexy in my red sweatshirt. 132 00:03:12,575 --> 00:03:15,158 Oh, God, why is 133 00:03:12,575 --> 00:03:15,158 this part of the story? 134 00:03:15,158 --> 00:03:16,200 We're getting to it. 135 00:03:17,241 --> 00:03:18,575 Damn, my face is so dry. 136 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:20,116 Is there any 137 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:20,116 moisturizer around here? 138 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,659 Yeah, there's some 139 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,659 in the bathroom. 140 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,241 Got to moisturize! 141 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:25,701 Got to keep that 142 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:25,701 pretty face moist. 143 00:03:25,701 --> 00:03:28,867 Oh, no, no, no, no! 144 00:03:28,867 --> 00:03:31,367 What's wrong with her? 145 00:03:28,867 --> 00:03:31,367 She hates that word. 146 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:35,158 What word, "Moist"? 147 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:35,158 No! Seriously, stop! 148 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:37,241 So, anyway, 149 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:37,241 Ted goes into the bathroom 150 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,991 to get the moist... 151 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,991 Face lotion. 152 00:03:39,908 --> 00:03:41,408 Wow, this is great stuff. 153 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:43,908 Now I know the secret 154 00:03:41,408 --> 00:03:43,908 to your great complexion. 155 00:03:43,908 --> 00:03:45,367 What are you talking about? 156 00:03:43,908 --> 00:03:45,367 It's yours. 157 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:46,867 No, it's not. 158 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:49,033 Oh, well, 159 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:49,033 then I guess it's Lily's. 160 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:51,241 No, it's not. 161 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:53,033 Whose moisturizer 162 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:53,033 is this, Ted? 163 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,283 My sister's. 164 00:03:55,283 --> 00:03:58,074 So, in other words, 165 00:03:55,283 --> 00:03:58,074 some girl you went out with. 166 00:03:59,701 --> 00:04:01,741 I love you. 167 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:05,325 Disgusting. You let me put on 168 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:05,325 the same moisturizer 169 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:05,325 as one of your exes? 170 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:08,241 It was probably Carla's. 171 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:08,241 Her face was a train wreck. 172 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:10,659 I don't think 173 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:10,659 Ted was dating her 174 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:10,659 for her face. 175 00:04:12,659 --> 00:04:16,241 Thank you, Marshall. 176 00:04:12,659 --> 00:04:16,241 Thank you so much. 177 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,200 Why is that still 178 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,200 in your apartment? 179 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,908 I don't know. 180 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,908 I just never threw it out. 181 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:22,575 Well, why not? 182 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:22,575 Do you still have 183 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:22,575 feelings for this girl? 184 00:04:22,575 --> 00:04:25,116 Yeah. I'm madly 185 00:04:22,575 --> 00:04:25,116 in love with her, 186 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:28,741 and the only way I can deal 187 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:28,741 with it is by holding on 188 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:28,741 to a $3 tube of lotion. 189 00:04:28,741 --> 00:04:31,283 $3! Try $14. 190 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:34,575 Why is this such a big deal? 191 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,408 Because I don't want to use 192 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,408 some whore's moisturizer! 193 00:04:37,408 --> 00:04:39,450 Whoa, she wasn't a whore. 194 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,617 Well, she's leaving 195 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,617 expensive lotions 196 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,617 all over town. 197 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,450 It sounds like a whore to me. 198 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,867 What else do you have 199 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,867 from old girlfriends 200 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,867 just lying around? 201 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:49,534 Nothing. That's it. 202 00:04:49,534 --> 00:04:51,741 Well, except for 203 00:04:49,534 --> 00:04:51,741 the phone booth. 204 00:04:51,741 --> 00:04:54,658 And the lamp 205 00:04:51,741 --> 00:04:54,658 by the desk. 206 00:04:54,658 --> 00:04:55,741 And the... 207 00:04:57,534 --> 00:04:58,867 No. 208 00:04:59,825 --> 00:05:03,783 No! No! Oh, Ted! 209 00:05:03,783 --> 00:05:05,991 The age-old question, 210 00:05:05,991 --> 00:05:08,241 after you break up 211 00:05:05,991 --> 00:05:08,241 with someone, what do 212 00:05:05,991 --> 00:05:08,241 you do with the stuff? 213 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,325 Question? 214 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,325 Ain't no question, girl. 215 00:05:10,325 --> 00:05:12,283 Obviously, 216 00:05:10,325 --> 00:05:12,283 he's got to get rid of it. 217 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:15,200 Which is obviously crazy, 218 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:15,200 and obviously, 219 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:15,200 I'm not gonna do it. 220 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,283 So we agreed 221 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,283 that we would let 222 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,283 you guys decide. 223 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:20,991 Yeah, like we did 224 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:20,991 with Marshall's pants. 225 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:25,991 The 2005 landmark case 226 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:25,991 of Lily v. The Joey 227 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:25,991 Buttafuoco Pants. 228 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:28,074 Huh? Huh? 229 00:05:29,325 --> 00:05:31,534 Nice, right? 230 00:05:31,534 --> 00:05:33,492 I'm gonna have to say no. 231 00:05:33,492 --> 00:05:36,283 I don't want 232 00:05:33,492 --> 00:05:36,283 some 16-year-old girl 233 00:05:33,492 --> 00:05:36,283 falling in love with you 234 00:05:36,283 --> 00:05:37,575 and then shooting 235 00:05:36,283 --> 00:05:37,575 Lily in the face. 236 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:39,450 Yes! 237 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,867 I vote they can stay. 238 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:45,949 "Check out the jackass 239 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:45,949 in the parachute pants" 240 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:45,949 is a good icebreaker. 241 00:05:45,949 --> 00:05:49,325 Ted. Ted? Ted? 242 00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:52,033 Sorry, buddy, 243 00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:52,033 it's no from me, too. 244 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:54,408 Oh, and by the way, 245 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:54,408 Bell Biv DeVoe called. 246 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:56,741 Even they don't 247 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:56,741 want those pants back. 248 00:05:56,741 --> 00:05:58,825 They were 249 00:05:56,741 --> 00:05:58,825 insanely comfortable. 250 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,991 They were like pajamas 251 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,991 you could wear outside. 252 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:03,116 Marshall, it's over. 253 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:07,867 We even gave you an appeal 254 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:07,867 and they didn't look any 255 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:07,867 better with combat boots. 256 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,700 All right, well, 257 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,700 let's hear the arguments. 258 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,700 Ted, you go first. 259 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:14,658 Okay. The fact that 260 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:14,658 I still have things from 261 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:14,658 ex-girlfriends is no big deal. 262 00:06:14,658 --> 00:06:16,783 I mean, 263 00:06:14,658 --> 00:06:16,783 when I see the phone 264 00:06:14,658 --> 00:06:16,783 booth on the piano, 265 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:18,908 I don't think of 266 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:18,908 Jeannie Radford, 267 00:06:18,908 --> 00:06:21,074 I think of 268 00:06:18,908 --> 00:06:21,074 the good times I had 269 00:06:18,908 --> 00:06:21,074 backpacking through Europe. 270 00:06:21,074 --> 00:06:24,033 And when I see the lamp, 271 00:06:21,074 --> 00:06:24,033 I don't think 272 00:06:21,074 --> 00:06:24,033 of Alison Moses. 273 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:28,283 I remember when I was broke, 274 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:28,283 just out of college, 275 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:28,283 and I really needed a lamp. 276 00:06:28,283 --> 00:06:29,700 And when I see 277 00:06:28,283 --> 00:06:29,700 that throw pillow, 278 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,825 I don't think 279 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,825 of Lauren Stein. 280 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,116 I think of that 281 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,116 weird orange-brown stain 282 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,116 and how it got there. 283 00:06:34,116 --> 00:06:38,408 Creamsicle and turkey gravy, 284 00:06:34,116 --> 00:06:38,408 not at the same time. 285 00:06:38,408 --> 00:06:40,825 Well, that's adorable, 286 00:06:38,408 --> 00:06:40,825 but from now on, 287 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:42,908 when I walk 288 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:42,908 into the apartment, 289 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:42,908 here is what I will see. 290 00:06:44,658 --> 00:06:49,033 I'm Ted's college girlfriend. 291 00:06:44,658 --> 00:06:49,033 He made me 12 mix tapes. 292 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,867 How many has he made you? 293 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:55,116 He calls you sweetie pie? 294 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:56,991 He called me sweetie pie. 295 00:06:58,908 --> 00:07:02,658 I'm stupid, 296 00:06:58,908 --> 00:07:02,658 but my rack is 297 00:06:58,908 --> 00:07:02,658 bigger than yours. 298 00:07:03,783 --> 00:07:05,825 Really? 299 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,783 You can't look at 300 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,783 a pillow without seeing 301 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,783 my ex-girlfriend. A pillow! 302 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:12,450 Yes, Ted, the fact that you 303 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:12,450 still have that pillow 304 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:12,450 is creepy and gross. 305 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:13,658 You're creepy and gross. 306 00:07:13,658 --> 00:07:14,991 Your mom's creepy and gross. 307 00:07:14,991 --> 00:07:16,658 Order! Order! 308 00:07:17,949 --> 00:07:20,450 Okay, I gotta side 309 00:07:17,949 --> 00:07:20,450 with Robin. 310 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,949 She's your girlfriend, 311 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,949 and if the stuff upsets her, 312 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,949 you got to get rid of it. 313 00:07:22,949 --> 00:07:24,825 I've got to side with Ted. 314 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:26,783 Just 'cause you 315 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:26,783 still have something 316 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:26,783 an ex-girlfriend gave you 317 00:07:26,783 --> 00:07:28,867 doesn't mean you're 318 00:07:26,783 --> 00:07:28,867 holding on to her. 319 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:31,783 All right, Barney. 320 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:31,783 It all comes down to you. 321 00:07:33,283 --> 00:07:35,367 I side with Robin. 322 00:07:33,283 --> 00:07:35,367 What? 323 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,408 Ted, your place 324 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,408 is too cluttered. 325 00:07:37,408 --> 00:07:38,700 It's like you're 326 00:07:37,408 --> 00:07:38,700 living in a Bennigan's. 327 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:42,574 Or a Danby's. 328 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:45,616 What, they don't 329 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:45,616 have Danby's in the US? 330 00:07:45,616 --> 00:07:47,450 Really? 331 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:50,241 Well, then where do you get 332 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:50,241 Grizzly Paw ice cream 333 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:50,241 sandwiches? 334 00:07:50,241 --> 00:07:52,367 Just stop, sweetie. 335 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:56,491 So I had no choice. 336 00:07:56,491 --> 00:07:59,325 I packed up 337 00:07:56,491 --> 00:07:59,325 everything I had gotten 338 00:07:56,491 --> 00:07:59,325 from ex-girlfriends. 339 00:07:59,325 --> 00:08:03,367 It was painful, but not 340 00:07:59,325 --> 00:08:03,367 as painful as what I had 341 00:07:59,325 --> 00:08:03,367 to endure later that night. 342 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:07,116 New York is famous 343 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:07,116 for its theater, 344 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,741 but there's many 345 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,741 different levels. 346 00:08:08,741 --> 00:08:12,074 There's Broadway, 347 00:08:08,741 --> 00:08:12,074 Off Broadway, 348 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:15,908 Off-Off-Broadway, 349 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:15,908 homeless people 350 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:15,908 screaming in the park, 351 00:08:15,908 --> 00:08:19,949 and then below that, 352 00:08:15,908 --> 00:08:19,949 the play Aunt Lily was in. 353 00:08:19,949 --> 00:08:21,616 Eight flights of stairs. 354 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:24,533 Who puts a theater 355 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:24,533 up eight flights 356 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:24,533 of stairs? 357 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:26,325 What kind of 358 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:26,325 building is this? 359 00:08:26,325 --> 00:08:30,283 Well, from the smell of it, 360 00:08:26,325 --> 00:08:30,283 I'm guessing a urine factory. 361 00:08:30,283 --> 00:08:32,449 Where do you guys 362 00:08:30,283 --> 00:08:32,449 want to sit? 363 00:08:32,449 --> 00:08:34,867 I know where I 364 00:08:32,449 --> 00:08:34,867 don't want to sit. 365 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:36,367 Guys, four together! 366 00:08:40,158 --> 00:08:42,283 I brought a bag 367 00:08:40,158 --> 00:08:42,283 in case anyone 368 00:08:40,158 --> 00:08:42,283 needs to puke. 369 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:43,949 Come on. 370 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:43,949 It's not gonna 371 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:43,949 be that bad. 372 00:08:43,949 --> 00:08:45,741 No? Okay. 373 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:04,783 I am rage! 374 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,867 I am greed. 375 00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:19,325 I am rage... Envy! 376 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,533 I am out of here. 377 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:23,658 No, you're not. 378 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:23,658 You have to stay. 379 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,407 This is the face 380 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,407 of consumerism! 381 00:09:30,407 --> 00:09:32,908 Oh, my God. 382 00:09:30,407 --> 00:09:32,908 Ted's part of the play. 383 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:44,533 Hello, greed, rage, 384 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,783 envy 385 00:09:46,783 --> 00:09:49,949 and consumerism. 386 00:09:54,491 --> 00:09:57,533 I am your father. 387 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,283 America! 388 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:19,033 Oh, baby, 389 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:19,033 that was wonderful! 390 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,324 Totally, I had no idea 391 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,324 greed was the killer. 392 00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:23,283 And when it became 393 00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:23,283 a play within a play, 394 00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,783 I was, like, 395 00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,783 "Now we are really cooking!" 396 00:10:25,783 --> 00:10:29,700 Wow, Lily, that sucked! 397 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,533 Barney! 398 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,533 What? It was terrible. 399 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:35,200 I mean, come on. 400 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:35,200 You guys agree, right? 401 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,658 Hey, sorry, 402 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,658 I'm just being honest 403 00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:38,407 'cause, you know, 404 00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:38,407 we're friends. 405 00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:40,783 No, friends make 406 00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:40,783 each other feel good. 407 00:10:40,783 --> 00:10:43,283 They build each other up 408 00:10:40,783 --> 00:10:43,283 and support them. 409 00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:45,867 That's what being 410 00:10:43,283 --> 00:10:45,867 a good friend is about. 411 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,366 Yeah, if you're a Smurf. 412 00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:50,533 You know, if you did a play, 413 00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:50,533 I would sit through 414 00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:50,533 the whole thing 415 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:53,366 and I would compliment you 416 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:53,366 on it afterwards. 417 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:55,033 Oh, really? You would? 418 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,158 Yes. 419 00:10:56,158 --> 00:10:59,074 Bad move, 420 00:10:56,158 --> 00:10:59,074 Aldrin, bad move. 421 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:05,033 We'll be starting our Q&A 422 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:05,033 with the director, 423 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:05,033 yours truly, 424 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:07,449 in five minutes right here. 425 00:11:11,783 --> 00:11:14,074 Can you believe Barney 426 00:11:11,783 --> 00:11:14,074 said that about Lily's play? 427 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,949 I know. He can be 428 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,949 really insensitive. 429 00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:20,366 It was pretty bad, though. 430 00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:20,366 Oh, my God, it was so bad. 431 00:11:25,783 --> 00:11:27,158 Oh, my God, 432 00:11:25,783 --> 00:11:27,158 you've been robbed! 433 00:11:27,158 --> 00:11:28,533 Nope. 434 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,949 All that stuff was 435 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,949 from old girlfriends? 436 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:39,324 Don't you buy 437 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:39,324 anything for yourself? 438 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:43,616 What can I say? 439 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:43,616 Papa gets swag. 440 00:11:43,616 --> 00:11:45,116 And that should've 441 00:11:43,616 --> 00:11:45,116 been the end of it. 442 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:47,200 But the next day... 443 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,116 You know, at first I was 444 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,116 really bummed about getting 445 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,116 rid of all my stuff. 446 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,407 But seeing how 447 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,407 happy it makes you, 448 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:51,407 totally worth it. 449 00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:54,158 That's kind of how I feel 450 00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:54,158 when I begrudgingly 451 00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:54,158 have sex with you 452 00:11:54,158 --> 00:11:55,700 when I'm really tired. 453 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,200 Exactly. Sometimes you gotta 454 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,200 take one for the team. 455 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,200 Freckles! Freckles! 456 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,324 Freckles, sit. Sit, yeah. 457 00:12:02,324 --> 00:12:04,533 So you never keep anything 458 00:12:02,324 --> 00:12:04,533 your ex-boyfriends gave you? 459 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:07,449 Nope. Well, 460 00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:07,449 except for my dogs. 461 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,825 So I had to get 462 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,825 rid of everything 463 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,825 from my past relationships 464 00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:32,199 because you don't keep things 465 00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:32,199 from your past 466 00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:32,199 relationships except, 467 00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:34,074 where are your 468 00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:34,074 five dogs from? 469 00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:37,033 Oh, that's right, 470 00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:37,033 your past relationships. 471 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,700 What's your point, Ted? 472 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,449 Well, you know how you said 473 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,449 you come over to my apartment 474 00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:43,449 and all you can see 475 00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:43,449 are my ex-girlfriends? 476 00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:44,991 What, so when you look 477 00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:44,991 at my dogs, 478 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:47,240 all you see is 479 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:47,240 my ex-boyfriends? 480 00:12:50,407 --> 00:12:51,449 Good boy. 481 00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:53,658 I do now. 482 00:12:54,658 --> 00:12:56,700 That's ridiculous. 483 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,616 I thought you said you got 484 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,616 rid of everything your 485 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,616 ex-boyfriends gave you. 486 00:12:58,616 --> 00:12:59,991 Well, yeah, but not my dogs. 487 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:02,783 You said everything. 488 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:02,783 But not living things. 489 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,700 Well, tell that to the rare 490 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,700 Bolivian cactus I threw away. 491 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,825 Things with 492 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,825 a heartbeat can stay. 493 00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,033 Enjoying this? 494 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,282 Pickles, go get your ball. 495 00:13:15,282 --> 00:13:17,324 Go get your ball. 496 00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,240 Just admit it. 497 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,700 It was a little hypocritical 498 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,700 of you to make me get 499 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,700 rid of all my stuff. 500 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,157 Well, what do you 501 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,157 want me to do, Ted? 502 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,157 Get rid of my dogs? 503 00:13:30,825 --> 00:13:33,282 Guess what position 504 00:13:30,825 --> 00:13:33,282 we did it in? 505 00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:35,533 Yes. Yes, I want you 506 00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:35,533 to get rid of your dogs. 507 00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,157 Um, no. 508 00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:43,991 Really? 509 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,491 Well, I say we 510 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,491 take it to the group, 511 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,491 but I don't 512 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,491 like your chances. 513 00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:51,199 She's not getting 514 00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:51,199 rid of the dogs. 515 00:13:51,199 --> 00:13:52,658 What's the matter with you? 516 00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:55,240 Even I wouldn't do that. 517 00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:55,240 Yes! 518 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,949 You can ask somebody 519 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,949 to get rid of their iguana 520 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,949 after it poops in your hair, 521 00:13:57,949 --> 00:14:00,115 but not their dog. 522 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,366 I miss Jebediah. 523 00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,449 Oh, I almost forgot. 524 00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:07,282 Flyers for my new play. 525 00:14:07,282 --> 00:14:09,574 Very funny. 526 00:14:07,282 --> 00:14:09,574 Oh, it's not a joke. 527 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,658 It's my one-man show 528 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,658 premiering tomorrow night. 529 00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:14,616 And even though it's terrible 530 00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:14,616 and excruciatingly long, 531 00:14:14,616 --> 00:14:17,115 I expect you all to be there 532 00:14:14,616 --> 00:14:17,115 since we're such good friends. 533 00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:19,199 Oh, we'll be there. 534 00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:20,741 Unless, of course, 535 00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:20,741 you just want to admit 536 00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:20,741 that you were wrong... 537 00:14:20,741 --> 00:14:22,407 Never. 538 00:14:20,741 --> 00:14:22,407 Good. 539 00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:24,825 Okay, I gotta go rehearse. 540 00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:26,825 Oh, I almost forgot. 541 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,616 Bring a poncho. 542 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,616 The first three rows get wet. 543 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,949 I'm sorry I didn't tell you 544 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,949 where the dogs came from. 545 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:51,867 I'm sorry I asked 546 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:51,867 you to get rid of them. 547 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:51,867 That was ridiculous. 548 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,783 So we're okay? 549 00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,658 Yeah, we're great. 550 00:14:55,658 --> 00:14:57,700 And I thought we were, 551 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,449 but just as it did 552 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,449 in the seventh act 553 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,449 of Aunt Lily's play, 554 00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:03,115 jealousy reared 555 00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:03,115 its ugly head. 556 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:13,616 Oh, yeah, baby, 557 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:13,616 that's the spot. 558 00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:30,741 Dude, I gotta pee. 559 00:15:32,407 --> 00:15:34,616 Sorry. I gotta go. 560 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,157 Oh, he's really 561 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,157 having trouble dealing 562 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,157 with this, huh? 563 00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:45,324 Yeah, he really is. 564 00:15:45,324 --> 00:15:48,449 It's got me thinking, 565 00:15:45,324 --> 00:15:48,449 maybe I should 566 00:15:45,324 --> 00:15:48,449 get rid of my dogs. 567 00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,533 Might be time to 568 00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,533 send them to the farm. 569 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,533 You're gonna kill your dogs? 570 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,533 No! 571 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:56,115 No, no, no, 572 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:56,115 there really is a farm. 573 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:56,115 My aunt has a farm upstate. 574 00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:59,449 Oh, thank God. 575 00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:01,741 You know, 576 00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:01,741 if I were five dogs, 577 00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:01,741 I'd rather live on a farm 578 00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:03,867 than in an apartment 579 00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:03,867 in Brooklyn. 580 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:07,032 Yeah. I could 581 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:07,032 visit them on weekends. 582 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,867 My aunt is 583 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,867 awfully lonely up there. 584 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,616 It's just her and 585 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,616 her lover, Betty. 586 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:14,073 Oh, that's perfect. 587 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:14,073 They love dogs. 588 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,949 "They"? What do you 589 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,949 mean by "they"? 590 00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:19,407 People upstate. 591 00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:19,407 Oh, look, it's starting. 592 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,240 Are you sure 593 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,240 you're gonna be okay? 594 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,867 I mean, you know 595 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,867 that this is gonna be... 596 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,491 I know, 597 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,491 but I'm gonna sit 598 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,491 through the whole thing, 599 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,867 and I am gonna 600 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,867 say something nice 601 00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,867 about it afterwards. 602 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:33,491 You know why? 603 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:33,491 Because that's 604 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:33,491 what friends do. 605 00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:51,199 Moist. 606 00:16:52,491 --> 00:16:53,658 Moist. 607 00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:55,700 Moist. 608 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,616 Moist. 609 00:16:58,616 --> 00:16:59,700 That was the first 610 00:16:58,616 --> 00:16:59,700 40 minutes of Barney's show. 611 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,783 Moist. 612 00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:05,073 And then we endured 613 00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:05,073 about 20 minutes of this. 614 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:20,616 I have to go refill. 615 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:20,616 I'll be back in a moment. 616 00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:22,032 Play's not over. 617 00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:28,449 I never get picked 618 00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:28,449 for audience participation. 619 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,825 And then it just got weird. 620 00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:37,533 Feelings. 621 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,533 Inside. 622 00:17:40,741 --> 00:17:42,574 Oh, no! 623 00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:54,115 And when that didn't work... 624 00:18:12,948 --> 00:18:15,574 Okay! Stop! 625 00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:17,658 You win. Fine. 626 00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:20,783 Barney, I'm sorry 627 00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:20,783 I made you come to my show. 628 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:23,948 Thank you, Lily. 629 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:23,948 Is there anything you'd 630 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:23,948 like to say about my show? 631 00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:25,533 No. 632 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:28,491 No, I have nothing nice 633 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:28,491 to say about your show. 634 00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:31,282 You were right, Barney. 635 00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:31,282 Let's go to the bar. 636 00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:33,700 Yes! I win! 637 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:38,783 I love winning! Oh, Lily. 638 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:38,783 Oh, Lily, Lily, Lily. 639 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:41,324 I was just getting 640 00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:41,324 warmed up, man. 641 00:18:41,324 --> 00:18:44,282 If you guys had any idea 642 00:18:41,324 --> 00:18:44,282 what was coming 643 00:18:41,324 --> 00:18:44,282 up in Act Two... 644 00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:47,199 Well, I imagine 645 00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:47,199 it was pretty awful, 646 00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:47,199 so let's go. 647 00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:50,616 Pretty awful? Pretty awful? 648 00:18:47,199 --> 00:18:50,616 It was a masterpiece of awful. 649 00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:54,658 It's genius how bad it is. 650 00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:54,658 I kind of wish you 651 00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:54,658 guys could see it. 652 00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:56,240 Yeah, well, anyway. 653 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,990 I mean, 654 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,990 Act Two is where 655 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,990 I really hit my stride. 656 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,157 Spoiler alert, 657 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,157 the robot falls in love. 658 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,157 How about this, Barney? 659 00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:09,741 How about we stay 660 00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:09,741 and watch the rest 661 00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:09,741 of your show? 662 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,700 It's your funeral. 663 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,282 Five, six, one, two. 664 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,824 So we stayed 665 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,824 and let Barney torture us 666 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,824 for another hour and a half, 667 00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:27,824 'cause that's what 668 00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:27,824 friends do, apparently. 669 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,324 Hey. 670 00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:33,032 Hey. Where you been? 671 00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:33,032 I called you earlier. 672 00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:35,741 I gave my dogs 673 00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:35,741 away to my aunt. 674 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,907 You what? 675 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,907 Yeah. 676 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,491 Just for a few months 677 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,491 as a test run, but... 678 00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:43,407 I think it's for the best. 679 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:44,824 Wow. 680 00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:49,073 Oh, man. Oh! 681 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,616 Can we go inside? 682 00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,824 No. Let's go to the bar. 683 00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:55,741 Why? What's going on inside? 684 00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:57,824 The floors are gone. 685 00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:57,824 What? 686 00:19:57,824 --> 00:20:00,240 Yeah. I sent them out 687 00:19:57,824 --> 00:20:00,240 to get fixed. 688 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,824 This is a terrible lie. 689 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,824 I'm just gonna bail. 690 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,282 I didn't know you were 691 00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:16,282 getting rid of the dogs. 692 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,366 You said you threw 693 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,366 all that stuff away, Ted! 694 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:21,658 Kids, 695 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:21,658 this was the worst fight 696 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:21,658 Robin and I ever had. 697 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:25,157 It was one of those fights 698 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:25,157 that last for hours and you 699 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:25,157 start to get woozy 700 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,533 and lose track 701 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,533 of what you're 702 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,533 fighting about. 703 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:31,157 We fought for so long, 704 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:31,157 seasons changed 705 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:31,157 outside the window. 706 00:20:31,157 --> 00:20:34,616 Pages of the calendar 707 00:20:31,157 --> 00:20:34,616 blew off. It was crazy. 708 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:37,449 But, ultimately, 709 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:37,449 and I couldn't tell 710 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:37,449 you how for the life of me, 711 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:40,366 but somehow we got to here. 712 00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:45,740 Are we really doing this? 713 00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:49,282 Yeah. 714 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,533 We're moving in together! 715 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,533 We're moving in together! 716 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:06,073 Confusing my circuitry 717 00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:20,740 Two, three, four. 718 00:21:28,948 --> 00:21:30,782 That's two.