1 00:00:02,660 --> 00:00:04,662 This is awesome. 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:07,039 I can't believe this 3 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:07,039 moment's finally here. 4 00:00:07,081 --> 00:00:10,334 One more mile and my 5 00:00:07,081 --> 00:00:10,334 little boy turns 200,000. 6 00:00:10,376 --> 00:00:13,963 Your baby Fiero's grown 7 00:00:10,376 --> 00:00:13,963 into a really old man Fiero. 8 00:00:14,004 --> 00:00:17,049 And just like an old man, 9 00:00:14,004 --> 00:00:17,049 leaks fluid, smells stale, 10 00:00:17,091 --> 00:00:18,300 makes weird noises out the back. 11 00:00:18,342 --> 00:00:20,052 Yeah, he does. 12 00:00:20,094 --> 00:00:22,096 Hey, light up those cigars 13 00:00:20,094 --> 00:00:22,096 in the glove compartment. 14 00:00:22,137 --> 00:00:23,890 They're real Cubans. 15 00:00:23,932 --> 00:00:26,058 I got 'em in Chinatown 16 00:00:23,932 --> 00:00:26,058 last year just for this moment. 17 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:29,103 Uh, Marshall, I'm not saying 18 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:29,103 you were definitely ripped off, 19 00:00:29,144 --> 00:00:32,815 but, um, these are chopsticks 20 00:00:29,144 --> 00:00:32,815 wrapped in napkins. 21 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:33,942 What are you talking about? 22 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:33,942 Whoa, 23 00:00:33,983 --> 00:00:35,067 pothole. 24 00:00:33,983 --> 00:00:35,067 What? No. 25 00:00:35,109 --> 00:00:37,027 Whoa. No. 26 00:00:37,069 --> 00:00:38,112 No, no, 27 00:00:37,069 --> 00:00:38,112 n-n-n-no. 28 00:00:38,153 --> 00:00:39,906 No, there's only 29 00:00:38,153 --> 00:00:39,906 .8 miles to go. 30 00:00:39,948 --> 00:00:40,823 Come on, buddy. 31 00:00:40,865 --> 00:00:42,074 Buddy! 32 00:00:47,121 --> 00:00:49,373 Is it cool 33 00:00:47,121 --> 00:00:49,373 if I still light these? 34 00:01:07,057 --> 00:01:09,268 Kids, sometimes life forces us 35 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,103 to be someone 36 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,103 we didn't want to be. 37 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:13,105 When that happens, 38 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:13,105 we often try to hold on 39 00:01:13,147 --> 00:01:15,650 to a little piece 40 00:01:13,147 --> 00:01:15,650 of who we were. 41 00:01:15,691 --> 00:01:17,693 Maybe a tattoo. 42 00:01:17,735 --> 00:01:19,111 Or a piece of jewelry. 43 00:01:19,153 --> 00:01:20,655 A tiny souvenir 44 00:01:19,153 --> 00:01:20,655 that reminds us, 45 00:01:20,696 --> 00:01:23,115 "This is who I really am." 46 00:01:23,157 --> 00:01:25,200 Marshall's souvenir 47 00:01:23,157 --> 00:01:25,200 was not so tiny, 48 00:01:25,242 --> 00:01:26,452 but the more he found himself 49 00:01:26,494 --> 00:01:28,120 being pushed 50 00:01:26,494 --> 00:01:28,120 toward the corporate world 51 00:01:28,162 --> 00:01:30,915 and away from his dream 52 00:01:28,162 --> 00:01:30,915 of saving the environment, 53 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,375 the tighter he held on 54 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,375 to that Fiero. 55 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:35,127 Hey. 56 00:01:35,169 --> 00:01:36,587 One good thing: 57 00:01:35,169 --> 00:01:36,587 we're off the hook 58 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,297 for the folding party today. 59 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,297 Hey. 60 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:41,175 It's very important 61 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:41,175 to both Lily and me 62 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:43,260 that there be 63 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:43,260 a handmade origami crane 64 00:01:43,302 --> 00:01:44,219 in each of our wedding's... 65 00:01:44,261 --> 00:01:45,888 150... 66 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:48,140 I couldn't even get 67 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:48,140 through it. Thank God. 68 00:01:48,182 --> 00:01:50,100 Hey, your car's going 69 00:01:48,182 --> 00:01:50,100 to be fine. 70 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:51,894 This is the best 71 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:51,894 auto shop around. 72 00:01:51,936 --> 00:01:53,646 Look at this certificate. 73 00:01:53,688 --> 00:01:57,942 One of the mechanics here 74 00:01:53,688 --> 00:01:57,942 finished a 64-ounce steak. 75 00:01:59,109 --> 00:01:59,902 Surprise. 76 00:01:59,944 --> 00:02:01,821 We felt bad 77 00:01:59,944 --> 00:02:01,821 that you guys were missing 78 00:02:01,863 --> 00:02:03,990 the super-fun 79 00:02:01,863 --> 00:02:03,990 origami folding party, 80 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:06,158 so we suggested moving it here. 81 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,036 We insisted. 82 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:09,871 Terrific. 83 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:10,913 How's the Fiero? 84 00:02:10,955 --> 00:02:12,832 She's still in triage. 85 00:02:12,874 --> 00:02:13,833 She? 86 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,417 I thought it was 87 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,417 your little boy. 88 00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:17,003 Oh, it goes 89 00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:17,003 back and forth. 90 00:02:17,045 --> 00:02:18,880 It's sort of 91 00:02:17,045 --> 00:02:18,880 a tranny car. 92 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:22,299 How long have you had her... 93 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:22,299 slash him? 94 00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:25,260 My brothers handed it down 95 00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:25,260 to me when I was 16. 96 00:02:25,302 --> 00:02:26,679 Oh, how nice of them. 97 00:02:26,721 --> 00:02:28,806 Not really. 98 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:30,182 Congratulations. 99 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:31,809 The Fiero 100 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:31,809 is yours. 101 00:02:34,478 --> 00:02:36,397 If you pass the final test. 102 00:02:36,438 --> 00:02:38,024 Come on! 103 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:39,233 I already shaved my legs 104 00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:41,819 and swallowed five dollars 105 00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:41,819 in quarters. 106 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,030 Only $4.50 has come out. 107 00:02:45,155 --> 00:02:46,824 Just go to the 108 00:02:45,155 --> 00:02:46,824 Weinerburger drive-thru 109 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,076 and get us 12 110 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,076 cups of coffee. 111 00:02:48,117 --> 00:02:49,911 That's it? 112 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:50,870 Oh, yeah. 113 00:02:50,912 --> 00:02:52,997 But we get to decide 114 00:02:50,912 --> 00:02:52,997 what you wear. 115 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,416 Agreed. 116 00:02:55,457 --> 00:02:58,044 Totally agreed. 117 00:03:01,672 --> 00:03:03,298 You're naked. 118 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:06,094 I'm aware of that. 119 00:03:09,097 --> 00:03:10,389 You have 50 cents? 120 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:14,643 No... 121 00:03:14,685 --> 00:03:16,395 Look, can I just have 122 00:03:14,685 --> 00:03:16,395 my coffee, please? 123 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:18,898 Sorry, we're all out 124 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:18,898 of trays and lids. 125 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:21,233 Two tall guys just came 126 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:21,233 through here a few minutes ago 127 00:03:21,275 --> 00:03:22,401 and bought 'em all. 128 00:03:27,031 --> 00:03:28,616 Oh. 129 00:03:39,794 --> 00:03:41,003 And that is 130 00:03:39,794 --> 00:03:41,003 the origin 131 00:03:41,045 --> 00:03:44,006 of Marshall's insane "no food 132 00:03:41,045 --> 00:03:44,006 or drinks in the Fiero, 133 00:03:44,048 --> 00:03:45,466 not even groceries" rule. 134 00:03:45,507 --> 00:03:47,760 It is not insane. 135 00:03:45,507 --> 00:03:47,760 Barney. 136 00:03:47,802 --> 00:03:51,055 That's like the third one 137 00:03:47,802 --> 00:03:51,055 in a row that you've screwed up. 138 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,265 Well, I'm trying, 139 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,265 but it's... I... 140 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,265 Look. 141 00:03:53,307 --> 00:03:55,350 You fold twice to the middle, 142 00:03:53,307 --> 00:03:55,350 fold back and forth, 143 00:03:55,392 --> 00:03:58,020 pull the ends out, 144 00:03:55,392 --> 00:03:58,020 flip over, open the flaps, 145 00:03:58,062 --> 00:03:59,271 fold the edges, 146 00:03:58,062 --> 00:03:59,271 crease the front, 147 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:00,898 fold in half, 148 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:00,898 fold the wings down, 149 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,275 push in the bottom corners, 150 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,275 and fold the wings back out. 151 00:04:03,317 --> 00:04:06,361 Or would you like one of 152 00:04:03,317 --> 00:04:06,361 my kindergartners to show you? 153 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:08,114 Wait, wait, wait. 154 00:04:08,156 --> 00:04:09,824 Wait, I think I've got it. 155 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,118 No. 156 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,870 Forget it; the 157 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,870 paper's too expensive. 158 00:04:14,912 --> 00:04:15,788 You're out. 159 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:18,207 Aw, nerts. 160 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:21,836 The food rule is 161 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:21,836 insane. 162 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:23,378 We could have died 163 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:23,378 because of it. 164 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:24,964 Remember the 100K fiasco? 165 00:04:25,006 --> 00:04:26,215 Ah, the Fiero-asco. 166 00:04:26,256 --> 00:04:28,092 Dude, I told you 167 00:04:26,256 --> 00:04:28,092 that doesn't work. 168 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,760 It's the 100K fiasco. 169 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,303 What's the 100K fiasco? 170 00:04:31,345 --> 00:04:32,429 The Fiero-asco? 171 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:34,389 It was just 172 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:34,389 before winter break 173 00:04:34,431 --> 00:04:35,390 our freshman year 174 00:04:34,431 --> 00:04:35,390 of college. 175 00:04:35,432 --> 00:04:36,391 Marshall and I 176 00:04:35,432 --> 00:04:36,391 were roommates, 177 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:37,852 but we weren't 178 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:37,852 really good friends yet. 179 00:04:37,893 --> 00:04:40,270 I thought Ted was a 180 00:04:37,893 --> 00:04:40,270 little bit pretentious. 181 00:04:40,312 --> 00:04:42,815 And Marshall was 182 00:04:40,312 --> 00:04:42,815 a total slob. 183 00:04:42,857 --> 00:04:45,067 Hey. 184 00:04:45,109 --> 00:04:46,318 Um... I'm 185 00:04:45,109 --> 00:04:46,318 driving 186 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,778 my Fiero back 187 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,778 over break. 188 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,447 I know we see enough 189 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,447 of each other as it is, 190 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:53,325 but, uh, if you want a ride, 191 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:53,325 I could use the gas money. 192 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:54,326 You live in Ohio, right? 193 00:04:54,368 --> 00:04:55,786 I could swing through 194 00:04:54,368 --> 00:04:55,786 and pick you up. 195 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:59,790 All right, first of all, 196 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:59,790 my parents live in Ohio. 197 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,750 I live in the moment. 198 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:03,293 Plus, 199 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:05,337 Karen and I haven't seen 200 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:05,337 each other since Thanksgiving. 201 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:06,881 I mean, we're both 202 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:06,881 really invested 203 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:09,050 in making this 204 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:09,050 long-distance thing work, so... 205 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,635 All right, well, call me 206 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,635 if you change your mind. 207 00:05:11,677 --> 00:05:13,971 My odometer's going to hit 100K. 208 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:15,347 No. 209 00:05:15,389 --> 00:05:18,392 She'd be so bummed 210 00:05:15,389 --> 00:05:18,392 if I left early. 211 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:21,353 It was totally mutual. 212 00:05:21,395 --> 00:05:23,939 I mean, Karen brought it up 213 00:05:21,395 --> 00:05:23,939 first, but I... 214 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:25,357 It was... 215 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:25,357 it was totally mutual. 216 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,944 I hear you. 217 00:05:28,986 --> 00:05:30,571 So what's up with you and Lily? 218 00:05:28,986 --> 00:05:30,571 Anything serious? 219 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:32,406 Yeah. 220 00:05:32,447 --> 00:05:33,657 Dude, we're 221 00:05:32,447 --> 00:05:33,657 college freshmen. 222 00:05:33,699 --> 00:05:35,159 I'm not going 223 00:05:33,699 --> 00:05:35,159 to get tied down 224 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,785 by the first chick 225 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,785 I hook up with. 226 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:40,956 I mean, Lily's cool, 227 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:40,956 but this bird you'll 228 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:40,956 never chain, you know? 229 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:43,751 The next few hours of our drive 230 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:43,751 were classic road trip. 231 00:05:54,428 --> 00:05:57,181 So... this song. 232 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,391 Oh, it's the best 233 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,391 song in the world. 234 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:01,102 It's the only 235 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:01,102 song I like. 236 00:06:02,436 --> 00:06:03,437 Just kidding. 237 00:06:03,478 --> 00:06:06,356 Tape's been stuck in the 238 00:06:03,478 --> 00:06:06,356 player for, like, two years. 239 00:06:06,398 --> 00:06:07,649 Better than 240 00:06:06,398 --> 00:06:07,649 nothing, though. 241 00:06:07,691 --> 00:06:10,402 Maybe. 242 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:24,541 I am so... sick... 243 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:24,541 of this song. 244 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,294 Don't worry. It 245 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,294 comes around again. 246 00:06:26,335 --> 00:06:28,170 What do you mean? 247 00:06:37,554 --> 00:06:39,598 Ooh. 248 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,766 Yeah, we totally 249 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,766 nailed the ending. 250 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:43,185 Yeah, that was probably, 251 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:43,185 like, our best one. 252 00:06:43,227 --> 00:06:44,853 Hey, you want 253 00:06:43,227 --> 00:06:44,853 to play Zitch Dog? 254 00:06:44,895 --> 00:06:45,771 What? 255 00:06:45,813 --> 00:06:46,772 Uh, it's a car game. 256 00:06:46,814 --> 00:06:47,982 Every time you see 257 00:06:46,814 --> 00:06:47,982 a dog, 258 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:49,775 you got to be the first one 259 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:49,775 to say, "Zitch Dog." 260 00:06:49,817 --> 00:06:51,026 Mm. 261 00:06:49,817 --> 00:06:51,026 Yeah, I'm 262 00:06:49,817 --> 00:06:51,026 pretty good, so... 263 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:52,611 Zitch Dog. 264 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:52,611 Uh... 265 00:06:52,653 --> 00:06:54,863 What? No, I didn't know 266 00:06:52,653 --> 00:06:54,863 we had... we'd started, 267 00:06:54,905 --> 00:06:56,448 but, uh, okay, 268 00:06:54,905 --> 00:06:56,448 that's cool. 269 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:58,284 You got the first point. 270 00:06:58,326 --> 00:06:59,952 Zitch Dog. 271 00:06:58,326 --> 00:06:59,952 Zitch Dog. 272 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:01,787 Damn it! 273 00:07:01,829 --> 00:07:03,038 Are we still playing? 274 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,456 'Cause I wasn't... 275 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,456 I wasn't really... 276 00:07:04,498 --> 00:07:05,958 12-nothing. 277 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,460 Marshall. 278 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,631 Marshall. 279 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:14,424 Zitch Dog, 280 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:14,424 blue Suburban. 281 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:15,467 Damn it! 282 00:07:15,509 --> 00:07:17,261 18-nothing. 283 00:07:18,762 --> 00:07:20,264 Then Marshall, who was so busy 284 00:07:18,762 --> 00:07:20,264 cheating at Zitch Dog, 285 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,473 got us totally lost. 286 00:07:21,515 --> 00:07:23,184 Where the hell 287 00:07:21,515 --> 00:07:23,184 are we? 288 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:24,601 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 289 00:07:24,643 --> 00:07:26,228 Hold on. 290 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:28,189 I think you 291 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:28,189 skipped something. 292 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,190 Really? 293 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,816 Seems impossible. 294 00:07:31,608 --> 00:07:33,777 Hey, we got 295 00:07:31,608 --> 00:07:33,777 some time. 296 00:07:33,819 --> 00:07:35,612 What do you say we 297 00:07:33,819 --> 00:07:35,612 get off the highway, 298 00:07:35,654 --> 00:07:38,490 take the road less 299 00:07:35,654 --> 00:07:38,490 traveled, you know? 300 00:07:38,532 --> 00:07:40,617 Robert Frost. 301 00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:42,703 Doesn't seem like 302 00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:42,703 a smart idea. 303 00:07:42,744 --> 00:07:43,829 Too late. 304 00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:45,831 I'm taking 305 00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:45,831 this exit. 306 00:07:45,873 --> 00:07:49,835 Who's not fun enough now, Karen? 307 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,629 Then we got lost. 308 00:07:52,671 --> 00:07:54,756 Where the 309 00:07:52,671 --> 00:07:54,756 hell are we? 310 00:07:54,798 --> 00:07:55,883 I'm pulling over. 311 00:07:55,924 --> 00:07:57,759 No, keep driving. 312 00:07:55,924 --> 00:07:57,759 We're almost out of gas, 313 00:07:57,801 --> 00:07:59,761 and we might not even 314 00:07:57,801 --> 00:07:59,761 be on a road anymore. 315 00:07:59,803 --> 00:08:00,846 It's below zero out. 316 00:08:00,888 --> 00:08:03,182 If we pull over, we could be 317 00:08:00,888 --> 00:08:03,182 snowed in for days. 318 00:08:03,224 --> 00:08:04,392 Plus, I only have, like, 319 00:08:04,433 --> 00:08:05,726 six granola bars 320 00:08:04,433 --> 00:08:05,726 and three bottles of water. 321 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,519 Nah, I threw 322 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,519 them out. 323 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,519 What? 324 00:08:07,561 --> 00:08:10,398 No food or drink 325 00:08:07,561 --> 00:08:10,398 in the Fiero. 326 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:13,525 No food or drink 327 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:13,525 in the F...? 328 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,527 You haven't washed your sheets 329 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,527 since orientation! 330 00:08:15,569 --> 00:08:18,655 Thus began the longest night 331 00:08:15,569 --> 00:08:18,655 of our lives. 332 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:26,372 Pretty sure that my foot 333 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:26,372 is frozen s-solid. 334 00:08:26,414 --> 00:08:28,749 Marshall... 335 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:29,750 there's a very real chance 336 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:32,586 that we're gonna be 337 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:32,586 snowed in here for days. 338 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:35,756 If I die first, do whatever 339 00:08:32,627 --> 00:08:35,756 you need to survive. 340 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,549 Eat my flesh. 341 00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:40,177 Slice me open like 342 00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:40,177 a tauntaun, whatever. 343 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:42,388 Thanks, Ted. 344 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:44,932 You're a 345 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:44,932 good friend. 346 00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:48,227 And if I die first, you 347 00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:48,227 just leave my body alone. 348 00:08:48,269 --> 00:08:49,561 What? 349 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:51,980 I just said you could 350 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:51,980 cut me open and crawl inside me. 351 00:08:52,022 --> 00:08:54,400 Yeah, don't do any of that stuff 352 00:08:52,022 --> 00:08:54,400 to me; it skeeves me out. 353 00:08:54,442 --> 00:08:56,777 But... but you're dead, 354 00:08:54,442 --> 00:08:56,777 and I'm gonna die if I don't. 355 00:08:56,818 --> 00:09:00,572 Wasn't an easy 356 00:08:56,818 --> 00:09:00,572 decision. 357 00:09:00,614 --> 00:09:04,243 This is all because 358 00:09:00,614 --> 00:09:04,243 of your insane no-food rule. 359 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:05,744 It's perfectly 360 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:05,744 rational. 361 00:09:09,748 --> 00:09:10,749 Hey! 362 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:13,543 My spectacles! 363 00:09:18,006 --> 00:09:20,384 Hey. 364 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,803 I know we're low on gas, 365 00:09:22,844 --> 00:09:26,014 but can we turn on the heat 366 00:09:22,844 --> 00:09:26,014 for just a minute? 367 00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:30,602 Okay. 368 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:40,612 Dude... 369 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:42,572 I hate to 370 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:42,572 say this... 371 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,701 but it's 372 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,701 so cold... 373 00:09:46,743 --> 00:09:47,911 there's only one way 374 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,871 that we're gonna make it 375 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,871 through this night. 376 00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:57,629 We should've 377 00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:57,629 kept driving. 378 00:09:57,671 --> 00:09:58,797 Come on, Marshall. 379 00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,632 No. No. 380 00:10:00,674 --> 00:10:02,634 We might die now. 381 00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:05,304 I may never 382 00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:05,304 see Lily again. 383 00:10:05,346 --> 00:10:08,765 I never told 384 00:10:05,346 --> 00:10:08,765 anybody this, but... 385 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:12,311 I've known for a long time 386 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:12,311 that I'm gonna marry that girl. 387 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:15,772 If we survive this, 388 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:15,772 someday I'm gonna marry her. 389 00:10:17,691 --> 00:10:21,153 I'm sorry about 390 00:10:17,691 --> 00:10:21,153 your spectacles. 391 00:10:21,195 --> 00:10:23,155 That's okay. 392 00:10:23,197 --> 00:10:25,240 They were decorative. 393 00:10:30,371 --> 00:10:32,289 Hey, Marshall. 394 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,375 Yeah? 395 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,710 Are you still 396 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,710 thinking about Lily? 397 00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:38,753 Yeah. 398 00:10:38,795 --> 00:10:40,964 Please stop. 399 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,885 And so Marshall and I thought 400 00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:47,388 we were gonna die out there 401 00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:47,388 in the middle of nowhere. 402 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,639 But... 403 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,639 funny thing... 404 00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:58,857 Hey. 405 00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:01,318 You lovers better 406 00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:01,318 just keep on driving. 407 00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:04,696 Zitch Dog! 408 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:05,697 Damn it! 409 00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:10,702 You said you were gonna 410 00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:10,702 marry me that long ago? 411 00:11:10,744 --> 00:11:11,745 That is so sweet. 412 00:11:11,786 --> 00:11:12,913 That trip is when 413 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,789 Marshall and I became 414 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,789 best friends. 415 00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:15,874 Yeah. 416 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,834 With privileges, 417 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,834 from the sound of it. 418 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,170 Eriksen. 419 00:11:41,775 --> 00:11:43,360 Wow. 420 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,737 Looks like he really 421 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,737 needs a hug. 422 00:11:45,779 --> 00:11:47,697 Ted. 423 00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:59,293 He said, uh, it would be 424 00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:59,293 at least 3,000 bucks 425 00:11:59,334 --> 00:12:01,128 to make it 426 00:11:59,334 --> 00:12:01,128 run again. 427 00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:03,464 And even then, 428 00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:03,464 there's no guarantee. 429 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,048 Well, it's 430 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,048 a pretty old car. 431 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:05,924 Yeah. 432 00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,884 I mean, you can keep 433 00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,884 prolonging its life, 434 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:10,762 but it's really mostly 435 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:10,762 machine at this point. 436 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,099 I know that it's 437 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,099 a lot of money, 438 00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:15,476 but it's my Fiero. 439 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,977 You know? 440 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:21,106 I'm about to graduate and take 441 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:21,106 some sellout corporate law job, 442 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,733 and without that Fiero, 443 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,733 I'm just another guy in a suit. 444 00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:24,610 How dare you... 445 00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:26,612 Hey. 446 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,072 I've been through 447 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,072 so much in that car. 448 00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:30,991 The suicidal cat. 449 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,663 Hitchhiking Waldo. 450 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:40,792 The homeless guy 451 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:42,127 who broke in through 452 00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:42,127 the window 453 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:43,878 and threw up all over 454 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:43,878 the backseat. 455 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,714 Lily, don't. 456 00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:47,757 Be strong. Do not go all 457 00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:47,757 "prisoner's dilemma" on me. 458 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,301 The car's on 459 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,301 its deathbed, Robin. 460 00:12:49,343 --> 00:12:50,719 I have to clear my conscience. 461 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,846 Guys, what are you 462 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,846 talking about? 463 00:12:52,887 --> 00:12:53,972 Okay. 464 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:56,308 Shortly after we met Robin, 465 00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:59,603 she and I were jonesing for 466 00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:59,603 Thai food from this one place. 467 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,355 An hour and a 468 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,355 half delivery. 469 00:13:01,396 --> 00:13:02,481 We can't wait 470 00:13:01,396 --> 00:13:02,481 that long. 471 00:13:02,523 --> 00:13:03,857 I wish we could take the Fiero, 472 00:13:03,898 --> 00:13:06,860 but Marshall has 473 00:13:03,898 --> 00:13:06,860 this insane no-food rule. 474 00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:08,570 But Thai food, Lily. 475 00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:10,447 Pad Yum Mao. 476 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,115 Tom Kai Gah. 477 00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,825 Thai See Ran. 478 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,827 Oh! You're just saying 479 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,827 random syllables, 480 00:13:15,869 --> 00:13:17,162 and it still sounds delicious. 481 00:13:17,204 --> 00:13:18,664 Okay. 482 00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:19,831 Here's what we'll do. 483 00:13:19,873 --> 00:13:21,833 We'll drive over, pick it up, 484 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,251 have them 485 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,251 double-bag it, 486 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:26,838 very carefully drive it 487 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:26,838 back here with the windows open, 488 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,923 and he'll never know. 489 00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,842 Wow, these brakes 490 00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,842 are really sensitive. 491 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:33,470 Oh, Marshall is 492 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:33,470 gonna kill me! 493 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,097 This and the difference between 494 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,097 "affect" and "effect" 495 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:38,350 are, like, the only two things 496 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:38,350 he's really serious about. 497 00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:39,976 Lily, it's gonna be fine. 498 00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,269 No, it's not. 499 00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,269 Marshall's gonna freak. 500 00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:42,312 Oh, God, oh, God. 501 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,855 What are we gonna do? 502 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,855 Oh, God, oh...! 503 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,357 Shut up! Now, 504 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,357 listen to me. 505 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:46,941 The clock is ticking. 506 00:13:46,983 --> 00:13:48,151 Okay, first thing, 507 00:13:46,983 --> 00:13:48,151 we scoop up 508 00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,944 all these little pieces 509 00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,944 of tofu and cabbage. 510 00:13:49,986 --> 00:13:51,863 Next, what we need 511 00:13:49,986 --> 00:13:51,863 to take care of 512 00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:53,782 are the really messy parts... 513 00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:53,782 the pools that have collected. 514 00:13:53,823 --> 00:13:55,867 We got to soak that soup up. 515 00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,869 Last is the smell. 516 00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,869 We got to cover up 517 00:13:57,911 --> 00:13:59,037 that Tom Kah Gai. 518 00:13:57,911 --> 00:13:59,037 You mentioned cigars. 519 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:01,540 There's two in the glove 520 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:01,540 compartment, but he's been 521 00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,625 saving them. 522 00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,625 Hand me those 523 00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,625 chopsticks. 524 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,879 Mmm. 525 00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:09,881 Hey, how about some tunes? 526 00:14:12,342 --> 00:14:13,885 Oh, great song. 527 00:14:16,971 --> 00:14:19,224 These cigars aren't 528 00:14:16,971 --> 00:14:19,224 helping at all. 529 00:14:16,971 --> 00:14:19,224 Yeah. 530 00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:21,643 This was a terrible idea. 531 00:14:21,685 --> 00:14:23,019 Mmm. 532 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,774 Now it just smells 533 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,774 like a homeless guy 534 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,774 threw up in here. 535 00:14:28,983 --> 00:14:30,736 The broken windows? 536 00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,862 We had to make it 537 00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,862 look realistic. 538 00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:34,155 Well, why did you break 539 00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:34,155 two of them? 540 00:14:34,197 --> 00:14:36,866 Uh, it looked like 541 00:14:34,197 --> 00:14:36,866 fun when she did it. 542 00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:38,744 So I wanted to try. 543 00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,329 Can't believe this whole time 544 00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,329 it was you guys. 545 00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:43,957 I've been blaming really tanned 546 00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:43,957 dancing leotard guy. 547 00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:47,127 Marshall, I'm so sorry, 548 00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:47,127 but sharing that secret... 549 00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,879 that's when Robin and I 550 00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,879 became best friends. 551 00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:51,465 Wow. 552 00:14:51,506 --> 00:14:52,716 What a special car. 553 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,843 So, can I crush it 554 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,843 into a little cube yet? 555 00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:55,927 I don't know. 556 00:14:55,969 --> 00:14:56,928 I don't know. I don't know. 557 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,930 Come on, Marshall. 558 00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:00,223 This is your Fiero. 559 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:01,933 You know the right thing 560 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:01,933 to do here. 561 00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:04,770 Wow, Barney, why do you 562 00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:04,770 love that car so much? 563 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,063 Love it? 564 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,940 Hold on a second. 565 00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:10,108 Love it? 566 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:12,193 I hate it! 567 00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:14,946 What? Why? 568 00:15:14,988 --> 00:15:16,239 Why? 569 00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,783 Why? 570 00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,618 Why? 571 00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:22,370 Why? 572 00:15:22,412 --> 00:15:23,455 Let me tell it. 573 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,957 It was last year 574 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,957 during the transit strike. 575 00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,876 Hey. 576 00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,876 Hey. 577 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:28,918 Uh, is Marshall around? 578 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,879 I have a massage in Queens 579 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,879 in half an hour. 580 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,963 I need a ride. 581 00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:33,548 Uh, no, he's at the library 582 00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:33,548 all day. 583 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,466 Just take the keys. 584 00:15:34,508 --> 00:15:36,885 Uh... hey! 585 00:15:36,926 --> 00:15:37,969 Why don't you drive me? 586 00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:39,680 It'll be like a total road trip. 587 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,930 To Queens? 588 00:15:40,972 --> 00:15:43,975 Yeah, we'll get, 589 00:15:40,972 --> 00:15:43,975 we'll get beef jerky, Triscuits. 590 00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:46,978 Uh, actually I have a lot 591 00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:46,978 of work to do, so... 592 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,062 Okay. 593 00:15:48,104 --> 00:15:50,148 Well, anyway, I'll cancel. 594 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,358 See you later. 595 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,358 Wait! 596 00:15:53,276 --> 00:15:55,445 You know how to drive, 597 00:15:53,276 --> 00:15:55,445 right? 598 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,739 What...? Of course I know 599 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,739 how to drive. 600 00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:58,907 I love driving. 601 00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:58,907 Mm-hmm. 602 00:15:58,948 --> 00:16:00,826 Hitting the road. 603 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:03,953 Cruising the lanes. 604 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,246 And braking. 605 00:16:05,288 --> 00:16:07,290 Honking. Love it. 606 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,668 Except for lady drivers. 607 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:13,004 Don't get me started 608 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:13,004 on lady drivers. 609 00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:14,715 Which pedal's the gas? 610 00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:14,715 Trick question. 611 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,757 No, it's not. 612 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,757 Yes, it is. 613 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,967 No, it's not. 614 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,967 Middle, left, right? 615 00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:20,970 I never learned how to drive! 616 00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,764 I grew up in the city. 617 00:16:22,806 --> 00:16:24,098 I never had a chance. 618 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,017 Well, guess what? 619 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,017 You're getting your chance. 620 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,268 Because I'm going 621 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,268 to teach you. 622 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,521 Barney Stinson, 623 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,521 buckle up. 624 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:33,316 This isn't right. 625 00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,026 God never meant 626 00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,026 for us to travel 627 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,027 at such breakneck speeds. 628 00:16:36,069 --> 00:16:37,946 Relax. 629 00:16:37,987 --> 00:16:39,030 You're doing great. 630 00:16:39,072 --> 00:16:42,033 Ignore the old lady on the 631 00:16:39,072 --> 00:16:42,033 Rascal; this isn't a race. 632 00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,035 D-oh. 633 00:16:44,077 --> 00:16:45,620 Dude, a dog. 634 00:16:45,662 --> 00:16:47,038 Zitch Dog. Yes! 635 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,039 One-nothing. 636 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,039 Ah. 637 00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:49,332 What do I do? 638 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:50,625 Tell me what 639 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:50,625 to do, Ted. 640 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,043 Step on the brake. 641 00:16:52,085 --> 00:16:53,503 Sometime in the next 642 00:16:52,085 --> 00:16:53,503 20 minutes. 643 00:16:52,085 --> 00:16:53,503 Which? 644 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:54,546 Which one's the brake again? 645 00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:56,423 The left one. 646 00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:56,423 Left. Left, oh, man, left. 647 00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:57,549 I'm totally blanking. 648 00:16:57,591 --> 00:16:59,050 Make the Is with your hands. 649 00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:01,052 Oh, we're not going 650 00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:01,052 to make it. 651 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,431 Why did you just turn 652 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,431 on the radio? 653 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:06,057 I don't know why I 654 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:06,057 turned on the radio! 655 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:08,017 We're going to die. 656 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:08,017 Tell me what to do, Ted. 657 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:08,894 Relax. You're 658 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:08,894 being crazy. 659 00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:10,061 Help me, Ted! 660 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:12,063 Stop, drop and roll. 661 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:12,063 I'm being serious. 662 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:12,063 Stop... 663 00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:17,611 Screaming is fun! 664 00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:17,611 Screaming is fun! 665 00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:27,203 Oh. 666 00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,956 I can't move. 667 00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:32,041 I can't... I can't feel my... 668 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,126 wait. 669 00:17:34,127 --> 00:17:36,045 What? 670 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,593 We're okay. 671 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,593 Oh. 672 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,595 We're okay. 673 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,595 We're okay. 674 00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:45,305 It's a miracle, Ted! 675 00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:45,305 Oh. 676 00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:46,723 Ah. Ah. 677 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,308 Wow. 678 00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:50,685 Sounds like you had some 679 00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:50,685 accident in that car. 680 00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:53,104 Actually, he had two 681 00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:53,104 accidents, if you add 682 00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:53,104 the fact that he... 683 00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,773 Hummina-hummina-hummina-hummina. 684 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,820 I shouldn't even be here, 685 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,820 thanks to that deathtrap. 686 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,279 But fate... 687 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:04,073 fate gave me a second chance. 688 00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,325 And helped me realize 689 00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:07,869 that our days on this planet 690 00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:07,869 are too few to squander. 691 00:18:07,911 --> 00:18:11,122 So I decided from that moment on 692 00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:15,418 to continue living life 693 00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:15,418 to its fullest. 694 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,921 So you made 695 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,921 a life-changing decision 696 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,881 to not change your life at all. 697 00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,424 True story. 698 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,134 Guys... 699 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:26,095 This Fiero's meant a lot 700 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:26,095 to all of us. 701 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:28,056 Friendships were made. 702 00:18:28,097 --> 00:18:29,140 Adventures had. 703 00:18:29,182 --> 00:18:31,267 Horrors faced. 704 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:34,145 That's why we have to get rid 705 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:34,145 of it. 706 00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:34,938 Yes! 707 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,857 What? 708 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,857 What? 709 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,900 It's lived a great life and it 710 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,900 deserves to die with dignity. 711 00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:41,069 But 200,000... 712 00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:41,069 But 713 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:43,071 that's life. You know? 714 00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:45,323 You never end up where you 715 00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:45,323 thought you wanted to be. 716 00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:46,908 I'm not helping the environment. 717 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,159 Ted's not a philosopher. 718 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:49,160 Lily's not 719 00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:50,286 a world-famous artist. 720 00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:51,162 Barney's never driven 721 00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:52,998 more than ten miles an hour. 722 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,541 Robin, 723 00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:57,002 I'm sure, has also experienced 724 00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:57,002 disappointment in her life. 725 00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,169 Maybe? 726 00:18:58,211 --> 00:18:59,880 And my Fiero's not a Fiero 727 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,715 that went 200,000 miles. 728 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,884 It's okay. 729 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,259 You know? 730 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,637 Those are old dreams. 731 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,681 We'll get a new car 732 00:19:09,723 --> 00:19:11,516 and we'll fill that one up 733 00:19:09,723 --> 00:19:11,516 with new memories. 734 00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:13,727 And that'll be 735 00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:13,727 the car we had 736 00:19:13,768 --> 00:19:15,144 when we were first married. 737 00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:16,145 When we owned 738 00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:17,522 our first house. 739 00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:19,858 Maybe even the first car 740 00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:19,858 our four kids remember. 741 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,069 Oh, that's so sweet. 742 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:25,030 The first car 743 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:25,030 our two kids remember. 744 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:29,117 Um, I would like 745 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:29,117 to say good-bye. 746 00:19:39,753 --> 00:19:42,255 Oh. 747 00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:49,137 You know what? 748 00:19:49,178 --> 00:19:51,098 This Fiero, it's effected 749 00:19:49,178 --> 00:19:51,098 all our lives. 750 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,223 Affected. 751 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:52,223 That's what I said. 752 00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:54,017 Just making sure. 753 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,351 Got us all a lot 754 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,351 of places. 755 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:58,021 I mean maybe it's time 756 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:58,021 we return the favor. 757 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,898 This Fiero should have 758 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,898 made it to 200,000. 759 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,233 So, let's get 760 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,233 it out that door. 761 00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:04,069 And we'll push it 762 00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:04,069 the last.7 miles. 763 00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:05,112 It'd do 764 00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:06,696 the same for us. 765 00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:14,537 (triumphant 766 00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:14,537 musical theme playing) 767 00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,423 Hey, geniuses. 768 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,008 The back wheels are on blocks. 769 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,259 That car ain't going anywhere. 770 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,305 Close enough! 771 00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:33,807 Close enough! 772 00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:36,559 And so Marshall said good-bye 773 00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:36,559 to his Fiero. 774 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,104 And as the car's final gift 775 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,104 to us all, 776 00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:41,397 the money he got for scrap 777 00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:41,397 parts paid our bar tab 778 00:20:41,439 --> 00:20:43,191 for the next two nights. 779 00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:45,234 Arrivederci, Fiero! 780 00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:47,361 You were the freaking 781 00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:47,361 giving tree of cars. 782 00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:49,280 Aw, may you rust in peace. 783 00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:51,908 Rot in hell, 784 00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:51,908 devil steed. 785 00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:56,245 And what better friend is there 786 00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:56,245 than that? 787 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,293 Hey, man. 788 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,293 Bro. 789 00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:03,753 Have you heard 790 00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:03,753 this new song? 791 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:04,879 I just got the cassingle. 792 00:21:04,921 --> 00:21:07,007 Put it in. 793 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:10,343 Oh! 794 00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:12,470 I am never going to get sick 795 00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:12,470 of this song. 796 00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:15,849 Never, ever, never, never, ever. 797 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:17,391 Yeah!