1 00:00:00,881 --> 00:00:03,257 We decided to move in together. 2 00:00:03,299 --> 00:00:05,090 So, I can have the moving 3 00:00:03,299 --> 00:00:05,090 truck here by 8:00 am. 4 00:00:05,132 --> 00:00:06,215 Does that sound good 5 00:00:05,132 --> 00:00:06,215 to everybody? 6 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,466 By the way, what are you guys 7 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,466 doing with Ted's room? 8 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:11,257 'Cause if you need help 9 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:11,257 with the rent, I'll take it. 10 00:00:11,299 --> 00:00:13,424 Why would you want 11 00:00:11,299 --> 00:00:13,424 to live with us? 12 00:00:13,466 --> 00:00:16,007 I don't call what you 13 00:00:13,466 --> 00:00:16,007 guys do "living." 14 00:00:16,048 --> 00:00:17,424 Here's the deal, 15 00:00:17,466 --> 00:00:19,798 I need a room closer to the bar. 16 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,007 It takes me 17 00:00:21,048 --> 00:00:23,007 exactly 23 minutes 18 00:00:21,048 --> 00:00:23,007 to get a girl 19 00:00:23,048 --> 00:00:24,881 from the bar 20 00:00:23,048 --> 00:00:24,881 back to my apartment. 21 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:28,007 A lot can go wrong 22 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:28,007 in 23 minutes. 23 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:32,589 This is going 24 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:32,589 to be so hot. 25 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:34,881 Mm. 26 00:00:39,341 --> 00:00:40,589 She's paying. 27 00:00:42,257 --> 00:00:43,631 I swear, 28 00:00:43,673 --> 00:00:45,215 if he doesn't call me back, 29 00:00:45,257 --> 00:00:46,631 I'm going to go through 30 00:00:45,257 --> 00:00:46,631 with this. 31 00:00:46,673 --> 00:00:48,257 Please hurry, sir. 32 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,215 I want to do dirty stuff 33 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,215 with you. 34 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:52,631 Stuff I won't let him do. 35 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:54,424 Every red light run 36 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:54,424 is an extra $20. 37 00:00:55,673 --> 00:00:56,881 Baby? 38 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,631 Oh, no, no, 39 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,631 no, no, no. 40 00:00:58,673 --> 00:00:59,881 It was all 41 00:00:58,673 --> 00:00:59,881 my fault. 42 00:01:01,466 --> 00:01:04,215 I am so drunk. 43 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:09,881 When I'm this drunk, 44 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:09,881 I go crazy! 45 00:01:09,923 --> 00:01:11,631 I bet you do. 46 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:13,299 Check this out. 47 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,257 Woo-hoo! 48 00:01:15,299 --> 00:01:17,215 What up NYPD? 49 00:01:19,132 --> 00:01:20,798 So close. 50 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,507 See? If I had 51 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,507 a room here 52 00:01:22,548 --> 00:01:24,507 all I have to do 53 00:01:22,548 --> 00:01:24,507 is get them upstairs. 54 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:26,631 Come on, guys. 55 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:26,631 It'll be great! 56 00:01:26,673 --> 00:01:28,631 We'll come in 57 00:01:26,673 --> 00:01:28,631 after you guys are asleep 58 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,299 and I'll be gone 59 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,299 before you wake up. 60 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,007 So, you get to have sex 61 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:34,048 and we get to wake 62 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:34,048 some skanky girl up 63 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,507 in the morning 64 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,507 and kick her out? 65 00:01:35,548 --> 00:01:36,798 God, Lily. 66 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,673 Some guy just told her 67 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,673 that he loved her 68 00:01:38,714 --> 00:01:41,007 then pretended to go to the 69 00:01:38,714 --> 00:01:41,007 bathroom and never came back 70 00:01:41,048 --> 00:01:44,132 you can't make her a cup 71 00:01:41,048 --> 00:01:44,132 of coffee? Real nice. 72 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:07,215 I put all your heavy jackets 73 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:07,215 in this box marked "winter." 74 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,798 And all your colorful 75 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,798 sweaters in this box 76 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,090 marked "Bill Cosby." 77 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,881 Make fun, but America loved 78 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,881 that guy for a reason. 79 00:02:16,673 --> 00:02:17,714 Wow! 80 00:02:17,756 --> 00:02:18,798 Almost done. 81 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,756 Not so fast. 82 00:02:23,965 --> 00:02:24,881 Take your sword. 83 00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:26,798 Wow. 84 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,507 End of an era. 85 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,507 Yeah. 86 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,631 It's a bummer 87 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,631 to break up the set, 88 00:02:30,673 --> 00:02:32,673 but you're going 89 00:02:30,673 --> 00:02:32,673 to need that sword. 90 00:02:32,714 --> 00:02:35,923 It's true... my building 91 00:02:32,714 --> 00:02:35,923 is infested with dragons. 92 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:37,424 Aw, Ma. 93 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:39,132 Looks like our little boy 94 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:39,132 is finally moving out. 95 00:02:39,174 --> 00:02:41,299 It seems like just 96 00:02:39,174 --> 00:02:41,299 yesterday 97 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:43,423 he was a cute little 98 00:02:41,341 --> 00:02:43,423 freshmen. 99 00:02:43,465 --> 00:02:44,673 Discovering 100 00:02:44,714 --> 00:02:46,507 Reggae and ultimate 101 00:02:44,714 --> 00:02:46,507 Frisbee. 102 00:02:46,548 --> 00:02:48,299 He did it later 103 00:02:46,548 --> 00:02:48,299 than the other kids 104 00:02:48,341 --> 00:02:49,548 but we never pushed him. 105 00:02:48,341 --> 00:02:49,548 No. 106 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:51,341 We knew he'd get there. 107 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:52,673 You haven't moved in yet, 108 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:52,673 have you? 109 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,090 Good. 110 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,507 You guys have to take this quiz. 111 00:02:55,548 --> 00:02:56,923 I found it in a magazine. 112 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:59,631 It's called the "Are you ready 113 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:59,631 to move in together?" quiz. 114 00:02:59,673 --> 00:03:00,673 Well, if it's anything 115 00:02:59,673 --> 00:03:00,673 like you're 116 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,132 "Are you wearing panties" quiz, 117 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,132 I'm out. 118 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:05,631 Question one, 119 00:03:05,673 --> 00:03:08,631 Ted, "Do you want to 120 00:03:05,673 --> 00:03:08,631 move in with Robin?" 121 00:03:08,673 --> 00:03:09,631 Mm. Yes. 122 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:10,881 Oh, you got the first one wrong. 123 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:12,881 The answer is "no, 124 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:14,631 "you secretly want to be single 125 00:03:14,673 --> 00:03:16,631 and hang out with 126 00:03:14,673 --> 00:03:16,631 your awesome friend Barney." 127 00:03:16,673 --> 00:03:18,631 Question two, Robin. 128 00:03:18,673 --> 00:03:21,589 "Do you think you can score 129 00:03:18,673 --> 00:03:21,589 a hotter guy than Ted?" 130 00:03:22,714 --> 00:03:25,589 Correct. The answer was 131 00:03:22,714 --> 00:03:25,589 awkward silence. 132 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:29,090 Question three, 133 00:03:29,132 --> 00:03:31,631 "Did I just make up this quiz 134 00:03:29,132 --> 00:03:31,631 to prove a point?" 135 00:03:31,673 --> 00:03:32,798 Yes. 136 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,007 Yes, I did. 137 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,881 Really? 138 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,881 You mean 139 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:38,798 it's not from 140 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:38,798 Old Yellow Legal Pad Magazine? 141 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,299 So? We all agree? 142 00:03:42,341 --> 00:03:44,007 We move Ted's stuff 143 00:03:42,341 --> 00:03:44,007 back up here? 144 00:03:44,048 --> 00:03:45,631 Mm... no. We're still 145 00:03:44,048 --> 00:03:45,631 moving in together. 146 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:46,714 Why? 147 00:03:46,756 --> 00:03:48,090 This is crazy. 148 00:03:48,132 --> 00:03:49,215 Ted you're throwing 149 00:03:48,132 --> 00:03:49,215 your life away. 150 00:03:49,257 --> 00:03:50,673 This girl is blinding you. 151 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:53,507 With her shiny hair 152 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:53,507 and her boobed shaped boobs. 153 00:03:53,548 --> 00:03:56,299 This is bad 154 00:03:53,548 --> 00:03:56,299 for you, too, you know. 155 00:03:56,341 --> 00:03:57,548 How are you 156 00:03:56,341 --> 00:03:57,548 going to feel 157 00:03:57,589 --> 00:03:59,341 when he sees you 158 00:03:57,589 --> 00:03:59,341 without any makeup? 159 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:01,631 I'm not wearing makeup 160 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:01,631 right now. 161 00:04:01,673 --> 00:04:04,132 Holy crap, you're beautiful. 162 00:04:05,673 --> 00:04:07,423 All right then, 163 00:04:05,673 --> 00:04:07,423 how will you feel 164 00:04:07,465 --> 00:04:09,340 when you can't sneak 165 00:04:07,465 --> 00:04:09,340 the occasional cigarette? 166 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,548 Oh, come on, 167 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,548 Robin doesn't smoke. 168 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:14,507 Wait, do you? 169 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:14,507 Of course not. 170 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:15,881 Why? 171 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,299 Don't tell me how 172 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,299 to live my life! 173 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,507 Ted, I can't 174 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,507 let you do this. 175 00:04:20,548 --> 00:04:21,423 Come on. 176 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:22,798 This is happening. 177 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,090 So instead of fighting it 178 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,090 why, why don't you just help? 179 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,299 You want me to help you? 180 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:28,923 Yeah. 181 00:04:28,965 --> 00:04:30,881 Okay, Ted. 182 00:04:30,923 --> 00:04:33,340 I'll help you. 183 00:04:34,756 --> 00:04:37,007 Can't believe we actually 184 00:04:34,756 --> 00:04:37,007 got him to take a box down. 185 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:38,132 Mm. 186 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:38,132 Maybe he's 187 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:39,090 finally getting 188 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:39,090 on board. 189 00:04:40,673 --> 00:04:41,798 Where's the truck? 190 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,631 Where's Barney? 191 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:46,381 Wait for it. 192 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:48,631 I can't believe this! 193 00:04:48,673 --> 00:04:50,215 Everything I own in 194 00:04:48,673 --> 00:04:50,215 the world is in there. 195 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:53,340 Except for this box 196 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:53,340 of pot lids. 197 00:04:53,381 --> 00:04:54,798 And the sword. 198 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,631 I'm going to kill him. 199 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:59,090 I swear to God I'm 200 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:59,090 going to kill him! 201 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,714 Right. Maybe I'll just 202 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,714 hold on to that. 203 00:05:00,756 --> 00:05:02,965 For now. 204 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,923 Marshall, 205 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,923 we live alone. 206 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:13,340 This is so great! 207 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,007 We can finally do 208 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,007 all the things 209 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,298 we always said we wanted 210 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,298 to do if we lived alone. 211 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:20,132 Oh, I know what I want 212 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:20,132 to start with. 213 00:05:25,714 --> 00:05:27,631 So, here we are, right? 214 00:05:27,673 --> 00:05:30,548 Sitting around 215 00:05:27,673 --> 00:05:30,548 the apartment naked. 216 00:05:31,381 --> 00:05:33,548 Awesome. 217 00:05:31,381 --> 00:05:33,548 Yep. 218 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:39,631 It's not as awesome as 219 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:39,631 I thought it would be. 220 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,423 My butt itches. 221 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:43,548 I'm cold. 222 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:43,548 I noticed. 223 00:05:45,465 --> 00:05:48,548 Yeah, like you're one 224 00:05:45,465 --> 00:05:48,548 to talk, Pointy. 225 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,423 Barney, I don't know if you got 226 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,423 my other 47 messages, 227 00:05:52,465 --> 00:05:54,007 but if my stuff isn't here 228 00:05:52,465 --> 00:05:54,007 within the hour 229 00:05:54,048 --> 00:05:55,340 I'm calling the cops. 230 00:05:55,381 --> 00:05:57,631 This is the last time 231 00:05:55,381 --> 00:05:57,631 I'm calling you. 232 00:05:57,673 --> 00:05:59,714 Because my charger's 233 00:05:57,673 --> 00:05:59,714 in the back of the truck. 234 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:01,673 Don't worry, it's Barney. 235 00:06:01,714 --> 00:06:02,798 He'll bring the stuff back. 236 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,507 No, it's just... 237 00:06:04,548 --> 00:06:05,548 I was really 238 00:06:04,548 --> 00:06:05,548 looking forward 239 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:06,673 to settling in, 240 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:06,673 you know? 241 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:07,881 Maybe setting up my TV. 242 00:06:07,923 --> 00:06:09,714 Watching a movie in bed. 243 00:06:11,673 --> 00:06:12,631 What? 244 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,132 Do we really want a TV 245 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,132 in the bedroom? 246 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:17,548 I thought we did. 247 00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:19,090 I'm not sure that we do. 248 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,298 Well, where else would 249 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,298 we put my TV? 250 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,631 We could just put it 251 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,631 in our storage unit 252 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:24,673 in the basement. 253 00:06:24,714 --> 00:06:27,214 But wouldn't we miss my TV? 254 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,423 Would we? 255 00:06:28,465 --> 00:06:30,340 Yes, we would. 256 00:06:30,381 --> 00:06:32,298 We've had that TV 257 00:06:30,381 --> 00:06:32,298 for a long time 258 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,923 and we would feel 259 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,923 more at home 260 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:36,340 if it were setup 261 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:36,340 in our bedroom. 262 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,132 We need wine, don't we? 263 00:06:40,174 --> 00:06:42,631 Yes, we do. 264 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,090 Should we, um, move 265 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,090 this to the bedroom? 266 00:06:50,132 --> 00:06:52,007 Why? 267 00:06:52,048 --> 00:06:53,673 Ted doesn't live here anymore. 268 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,798 We can do it 269 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,798 wherever we want. 270 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,923 You know what else? 271 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,923 Hmm? 272 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:00,132 We don't have 273 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:00,132 to be quiet anymore. 274 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:02,798 We can be as loud as we want. 275 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:06,798 Okay, I think we need 276 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,881 to lay down 277 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,881 some ground rules. 278 00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:12,673 Just because we can be loud 279 00:07:08,923 --> 00:07:12,673 doesn't mean we have to be loud. 280 00:07:12,714 --> 00:07:15,507 And although 281 00:07:12,714 --> 00:07:15,507 it might turn you on, 282 00:07:15,548 --> 00:07:18,548 you screaming, "I'm the best," 283 00:07:15,548 --> 00:07:18,548 doesn't do much for me. 284 00:07:18,589 --> 00:07:20,507 Well, it's a lot better 285 00:07:18,589 --> 00:07:20,507 than yelling, 286 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:23,631 "Ted's not here," 287 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:23,631 over and over again. 288 00:07:23,673 --> 00:07:26,381 Well, at least 289 00:07:23,673 --> 00:07:26,381 what I said is true. 290 00:07:27,923 --> 00:07:30,048 Well, that was 291 00:07:27,923 --> 00:07:30,048 unnecessary. 292 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,673 Well, since I only 293 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,673 have one box 294 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,714 I figure I might as 295 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,714 well unpack it. 296 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,214 Mm, where do you think 297 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,214 we should put it? 298 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:38,298 Well, unless you have 299 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:38,298 a separate pot lid room, 300 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,298 I was thinking the cupboard. 301 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:42,298 What? 302 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:44,631 Uh, the thing is my kitchen 303 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:44,631 is kind of small. 304 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,214 And, um, I already have 305 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,214 a bunch of pot lids 306 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:50,090 and mine come with pots, so... 307 00:07:50,131 --> 00:07:52,298 You're saying 308 00:07:50,131 --> 00:07:52,298 there's no way to make room 309 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:55,214 for the single box of stuff 310 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:55,214 I try to move into our place? 311 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:57,298 Well, why don't you just 312 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:57,298 take it down to the... 313 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:58,714 Do not say storage space. 314 00:07:58,756 --> 00:08:01,423 I was going to say Dumpster. 315 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:03,631 Damn it, Robin, 316 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:03,631 this is all I have left 317 00:08:03,673 --> 00:08:05,798 in the world... eight 318 00:08:03,673 --> 00:08:05,798 pot lids and a sword. 319 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,881 Yeah, about the sword. 320 00:08:12,131 --> 00:08:13,548 Hello. 321 00:08:13,589 --> 00:08:15,089 Put on the suit, Mr. Mosby. 322 00:08:15,131 --> 00:08:16,673 Barney, I know it's you. 323 00:08:16,714 --> 00:08:17,881 Where's my stuff? 324 00:08:17,923 --> 00:08:19,089 It's not me. 325 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,631 If you want to see 326 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,673 your precious possessions again, 327 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,673 put on the suit. 328 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:24,631 What suit? 329 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:24,631 Ding-dong. 330 00:08:24,673 --> 00:08:26,714 Oh, what's that? The doorbell. 331 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:30,507 That's the suit 332 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:30,507 I'm talking about. 333 00:08:30,548 --> 00:08:31,631 I haven't gotten 334 00:08:30,548 --> 00:08:31,631 to the door yet. 335 00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:33,631 Oh, okay, let me know 336 00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:33,631 when you get there. 337 00:08:33,673 --> 00:08:36,089 Okay, I opened it. 338 00:08:36,131 --> 00:08:37,631 And there's a suit there. 339 00:08:37,673 --> 00:08:39,631 That's the suit 340 00:08:37,673 --> 00:08:39,631 I'm talking about. 341 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:41,631 Barney... 342 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:41,631 This isn't Barney. 343 00:08:41,673 --> 00:08:43,298 But I hear that guy's awesome. 344 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,714 All right. 345 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:46,631 Listen very carefully. 346 00:08:46,673 --> 00:08:48,131 You will get your stuff back 347 00:08:48,173 --> 00:08:50,631 if you are able to complete 348 00:08:48,173 --> 00:08:50,631 a series of challenges. 349 00:08:50,673 --> 00:08:51,631 Number one, 350 00:08:51,673 --> 00:08:53,298 put on the suit. 351 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:56,423 Number two, meet me 352 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:56,423 at McClaren's in an hour. 353 00:08:56,465 --> 00:08:59,173 How will I know who to look for 354 00:08:56,465 --> 00:08:59,173 since we've never met? 355 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:04,589 I look like Barney. 356 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,298 Oh, hey, Ted. 357 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,423 Suit and sneakers. 358 00:09:18,465 --> 00:09:20,631 A little Ellen DeGeneres 359 00:09:18,465 --> 00:09:20,631 but you pull it off. 360 00:09:20,673 --> 00:09:22,423 I don't have any 361 00:09:20,673 --> 00:09:22,423 other shoes 362 00:09:22,465 --> 00:09:23,548 because you stole them along 363 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:25,089 with everything else I own 364 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:25,089 in the world. 365 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,214 Where's the truck, Barney? 366 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:27,631 Barney. 367 00:09:27,673 --> 00:09:30,298 People's whose trucks 368 00:09:27,673 --> 00:09:30,298 I'm not holding for ransom 369 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:31,548 call me Barney. 370 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:34,423 I think you should call me 371 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:34,423 The Commodore. 372 00:09:34,465 --> 00:09:36,423 I'm not calling you... 373 00:09:36,465 --> 00:09:38,673 Then you're not getting 374 00:09:36,465 --> 00:09:38,673 your stuff back. 375 00:09:38,714 --> 00:09:41,131 Can I please have 376 00:09:38,714 --> 00:09:41,131 my stuff back... 377 00:09:41,173 --> 00:09:42,798 The Commodore? 378 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,089 No. 379 00:09:44,131 --> 00:09:45,631 Here's the deal, 380 00:09:45,673 --> 00:09:47,298 Ted, you're my bro. 381 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,089 And you're about to become 382 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,089 a henpecked, 383 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,631 beaten down, shell of a man. 384 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,673 So tonight, 385 00:09:51,714 --> 00:09:53,089 we are going to have 386 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:56,298 one last awesome night 387 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:56,298 together as bros. 388 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:58,631 It's a bro-ing away party. 389 00:09:59,548 --> 00:10:00,673 A special bro-casion. 390 00:10:00,714 --> 00:10:02,631 A bro-choice rally. 391 00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:04,673 Bro-time at the Apollo. 392 00:10:04,714 --> 00:10:06,714 Oh, bro me. 393 00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:08,798 Well, so what do 394 00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:08,798 I have to do? 395 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,214 No, it's not 396 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,214 what you have to do, 397 00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:14,298 it's what you want to do, 398 00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:14,298 and you want to have a good time 399 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:16,548 before you go take Fun Ted 400 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:16,548 out back and shoot him. 401 00:10:16,589 --> 00:10:17,673 So... 402 00:10:17,714 --> 00:10:20,548 first thing on the docket... 403 00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:22,507 get me that 404 00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:22,507 girl's number. 405 00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:22,507 Absolutely not. 406 00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:23,714 Mm. That's too bad. 407 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,298 Hey, hypothetical question: 408 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:27,673 if I was all your stuff, 409 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:27,673 would I rather be 410 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,589 at the bottom of the East River 411 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,589 or The Hudson? 412 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,131 Hey, look, 413 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,131 world's strongest man is on. 414 00:10:36,173 --> 00:10:38,131 Ooh, it's the one 415 00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:39,631 where Lou Ferrigno 416 00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:39,631 pulls the bus 417 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,298 from the Partridge family 418 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,298 with his teeth. 419 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,631 It's the best one. 420 00:10:42,673 --> 00:10:44,131 Hey, Ted, get in... 421 00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:50,340 We live alone. 422 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:51,548 Yay. 423 00:10:53,673 --> 00:10:55,507 Well, I win. 424 00:10:55,548 --> 00:10:57,507 You need to give my 425 00:10:55,548 --> 00:10:57,507 friend your phone number. 426 00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:59,131 Wow, I really 427 00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:01,423 didn't think Lou Ferrigno 428 00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:01,423 could pull that bus. 429 00:11:01,465 --> 00:11:02,631 Are you sure this is live? 430 00:11:02,673 --> 00:11:04,423 It looks pretty old. 431 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,673 Yeah, that's 'cause 432 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,673 the, uh, TV is old. 433 00:11:06,714 --> 00:11:08,964 Oh. Oh. 434 00:11:10,047 --> 00:11:11,507 So, I'll, uh, 435 00:11:10,047 --> 00:11:11,507 call you tomorrow? 436 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:14,340 Yeah. Um, not too early. 437 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:14,340 I have church. 438 00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:19,548 You were impressive, buddy. 439 00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:21,631 Nice work. All right, 440 00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:21,631 next challenge. 441 00:11:21,673 --> 00:11:22,714 No. No next challenge. 442 00:11:22,756 --> 00:11:24,507 Look, this is my first 443 00:11:22,756 --> 00:11:24,507 night living with Robin. 444 00:11:24,548 --> 00:11:26,131 She's probably pissed I'm 445 00:11:24,548 --> 00:11:26,131 spending it out with you. 446 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,922 This might be our last hurrah, 447 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,922 my little friend. 448 00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:34,881 Marshall, I am gonna cook you 449 00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:36,798 the best dinner of your life. 450 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,340 How would you like a... 451 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:45,507 one-egg omelet with some 452 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:45,507 ketchup and film? 453 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:48,340 Guess Ted's the one 454 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:48,340 who did the shopping. 455 00:11:48,381 --> 00:11:51,131 Ooh, look, a microwave pizza! 456 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,548 Guess the microwave 457 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,548 was Ted's, too. 458 00:11:56,589 --> 00:11:58,131 Yeah. 459 00:11:58,173 --> 00:11:59,631 So were all the towels. 460 00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:01,880 Turns out that 461 00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:01,880 everything that was useful 462 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,089 in this apartment was Ted's. 463 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:04,548 Everything that was 464 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:08,089 a Foghat poster we bought 465 00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:08,089 ironically in college was mine. 466 00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:09,714 Marshall. 467 00:12:09,756 --> 00:12:11,131 Yeah, baby? 468 00:12:11,173 --> 00:12:13,131 I miss Ted. 469 00:12:13,173 --> 00:12:15,507 Is it too soon to call him? 470 00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:17,006 No, we shouldn't. 471 00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:20,340 I don't want to interrupt his 472 00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:20,340 first night living with Robin. 473 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,006 Ha, nice shooting. 474 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:24,673 You know, if we 475 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:24,673 win this one 476 00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,673 it's free onion rings at the 477 00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,673 Intergalactic Snack Shack. 478 00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:27,922 Oh, what a bargain. 479 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,798 We only had to spend 480 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,798 20 bucks a game. 481 00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:31,507 Admit it, you're having fun. 482 00:12:31,548 --> 00:12:32,673 Ah, maybe. 483 00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:34,922 I mean, it was pretty funny 484 00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:34,922 when that little girl 485 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,423 fell over that space barrel. 486 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,631 Nice... 487 00:12:39,673 --> 00:12:41,298 We win. 488 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,089 Oh, walk of shame, 489 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:45,507 walk of game... what up? 490 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,131 Okay. Let's go one more. 491 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,631 I don't know. 492 00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,631 You know you want to. 493 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,880 All right, let's do it... I just 494 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,880 got to call Robin real quick. 495 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:55,507 Oh, so that's what it's 496 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:55,507 gonna be like from now on? 497 00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,880 No. Okay, okay. 498 00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,880 You call your old lady 499 00:12:57,922 --> 00:12:59,673 and ask permission to have fun. 500 00:12:59,714 --> 00:13:01,548 Me, I will be at 501 00:12:59,714 --> 00:13:01,548 the Snack Shack 502 00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:04,340 eating our victory 503 00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:04,340 onion rings Han style. 504 00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:06,631 Solo. 505 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,922 Hey, Ted. 506 00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,548 Hey, sweetie listen, 507 00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,548 I'm really sorry 508 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:16,423 but I'm gonna be pretty late, 509 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:16,423 so don't wait up. 510 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,507 Oh, it's totally fine. 511 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,507 You do what you got to do. 512 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,089 Thanks. You're the best. 513 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,089 I love you. 514 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:24,006 I love you, too. Bye. 515 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,214 Hey, sorry about that. 516 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,214 Thanks for holding. 517 00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:29,089 Um, so if you could go ahead 518 00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:29,089 and cancel my subscription 519 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:31,548 to Guns and Ammo, 520 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:31,548 that would be great. 521 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:34,340 No, it's a great magazine. 522 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:34,340 Really great. 523 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,214 They've printed 524 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,214 three of my letters. 525 00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:37,880 It's just that my boyfriend 526 00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:37,880 is moving in 527 00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,340 and he kind of doesn't approve 528 00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,340 of the whole gun thing. 529 00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:44,089 A free hand grenade phone? 530 00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:45,880 You know what? 531 00:13:45,922 --> 00:13:48,381 Let me give you my work address. 532 00:13:50,256 --> 00:13:51,673 I did it, baby! 533 00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:53,298 I got beer. 534 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,631 I got food. 535 00:13:54,673 --> 00:13:56,631 We don't need Ted anymore. 536 00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,880 I am the provider 537 00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:58,880 of this apartment now, 538 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,298 and I have provided! 539 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,631 "Provode"? Provided. 540 00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:04,714 Anyway, I got us 541 00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:04,714 everything we need. 542 00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:07,256 Could you toss me 543 00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:07,256 the toilet paper? 544 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,548 Be right back, baby. 545 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,548 Sit tight. 546 00:14:15,673 --> 00:14:17,423 Hey, I got to admit, um... 547 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,089 I didn't think 548 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,089 I would, but, uh... 549 00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:20,964 I had a really 550 00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:20,964 good time tonight. 551 00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:23,423 You're a good friend, Barney. 552 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:29,089 Hey, man, why don't you, uh... 553 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:30,922 why don't you tell me 554 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:30,922 where my truck is. 555 00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:33,298 No, I don't think so. 556 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,880 Where's my truck? 557 00:14:34,922 --> 00:14:36,880 Do you know why 558 00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:39,340 I haven't given you any of 559 00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:39,340 your possessions back yet? 560 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:43,006 Uh, because you're Admiral Jerk 561 00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:43,006 of the British Royal Douchery? 562 00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:45,631 Because you don't 563 00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:45,631 want them back. 564 00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,507 Oh. 565 00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,507 You could've left 566 00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,507 at any time tonight 567 00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:49,298 but you didn't, Ted. 568 00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:49,298 Why is that? 569 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,631 Because I didn't want to go back 570 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,631 to Robin's without my stuff. 571 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,922 False. You know 572 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,922 what I think? 573 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:55,713 I think you spent 574 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:55,713 one day with her 575 00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,340 and it already sucked. 576 00:14:57,381 --> 00:14:58,880 I think you didn't 577 00:14:57,381 --> 00:14:58,880 like being there, 578 00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:00,131 she didn't like 579 00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:00,131 having you there 580 00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,548 and you both realized 581 00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:02,880 that you made a huge mistake. 582 00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:04,423 And that's why 583 00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:06,006 you spent your first 584 00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:06,006 night living with Robin 585 00:15:06,047 --> 00:15:07,880 out playing laser tag with me. 586 00:15:07,922 --> 00:15:10,131 And that's why 587 00:15:07,922 --> 00:15:10,131 three seconds ago 588 00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:11,672 you didn't call it "my place" 589 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,880 or "our place" or "home," 590 00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:15,589 you called it "Robin's." 591 00:15:18,672 --> 00:15:19,880 You know what? 592 00:15:19,922 --> 00:15:21,465 You can keep my stuff. 593 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,131 Hey. 594 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,131 Hey, did you get 595 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,131 the truck back? 596 00:15:27,173 --> 00:15:29,880 No. 597 00:15:27,173 --> 00:15:29,880 Why not? What happened? 598 00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:32,672 Oh, he pissed me 599 00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:32,672 off so much, I left. 600 00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,089 Anyway, 601 00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,672 I just wanted to come 602 00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,672 back here, space out 603 00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:38,340 and watch a movie. 604 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,131 Do you anything 605 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,131 that wasn't made by John Woo? 606 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,548 Why, do you? 607 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:45,006 You know, forget the movie. 608 00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,631 I just want to sit. 609 00:15:50,672 --> 00:15:51,672 What? 610 00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:54,214 It's just I eat at that table. 611 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:57,423 Fine, I'll take 612 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:57,423 my shoes off. 613 00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:58,672 You know, why don't you just 614 00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:58,672 throw me down 615 00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:00,006 in the storage space 616 00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:00,006 where you have room for me. 617 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:01,922 Ted, come on. 618 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:01,922 No, you come on. 619 00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:04,507 I had to jump through hoops 620 00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:04,507 all night for Barney 621 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,630 and then it took me 622 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,630 an hour to get home 623 00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:08,507 because his place 624 00:16:06,672 --> 00:16:08,507 is so far away from the bar. 625 00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:10,131 Oh, my God. 626 00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:10,131 What? 627 00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:13,047 I know where Barney 628 00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:13,047 put my truck. 629 00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:16,672 Mm. 630 00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:18,381 Let's go back to my place. 631 00:16:19,548 --> 00:16:21,589 I bet you my place is closer. 632 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:24,922 Here we are. 633 00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:26,713 You live in the loading dock 634 00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,507 behind the bar? 635 00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:30,755 I don't live here, baby. 636 00:16:28,548 --> 00:16:30,755 This is just my ride. 637 00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:36,089 No, no, no, no. 638 00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:36,089 I'm not getting into any van, 639 00:16:36,131 --> 00:16:37,340 I've seen Silence of the Lambs. 640 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,630 Oh, my God. 641 00:16:49,672 --> 00:16:51,797 We're drinking champagne 642 00:16:49,672 --> 00:16:51,797 in the back of a moving van. 643 00:16:51,839 --> 00:16:53,880 Why, yes, Sara. Yes, we are. 644 00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:55,672 Those other Rockettes 645 00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:58,131 who called you slow are crazy. 646 00:17:09,755 --> 00:17:11,672 Oh, my God. I knew it. 647 00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:13,548 You're kidnapping me. Help! 648 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:14,630 No, no, no, no. 649 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:14,630 Help! 650 00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,131 I can explain. 651 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,547 Hello? 652 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,089 Enjoying the ride? 653 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,630 Ted? Ted, you let us 654 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,630 out of here. 655 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,089 You let us out 656 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,089 of here this instant! 657 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,797 This isn't Ted. 658 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,672 But I hear that guy's awesome. 659 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,630 So I took Sara home 660 00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:41,630 and I took Barney to a bar 661 00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:41,630 near his apartment. 662 00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:43,630 Apparently, that strategy 663 00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:43,630 had never occurred to him. 664 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:47,423 That poor girl must've 665 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:47,423 been so confused. 666 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:47,423 Yeah. 667 00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,131 Well, at least Barney 668 00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:49,131 learned a valuable lesson. 669 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:52,131 You do not want to get 670 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:52,131 scissor kicked in the 671 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:52,131 groin by a Rockette. 672 00:17:57,547 --> 00:17:59,630 So, uh, I guess we 673 00:17:57,547 --> 00:17:59,630 should get you unpacked. 674 00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:01,006 Yeah. 675 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,340 Yeah, I guess we should. 676 00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:07,630 Lily... 677 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,089 deep within 678 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,089 the Amazonian rainforest, 679 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,880 there is a type 680 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,880 of tree that only grows 681 00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:13,423 around the body 682 00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:13,423 of an existing tree. 683 00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,214 It cannot survive 684 00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,214 without this tree. 685 00:18:16,256 --> 00:18:21,131 It is supported... 686 00:18:16,256 --> 00:18:21,131 by this tree. 687 00:18:21,173 --> 00:18:23,298 Lily, we are that tree. 688 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,214 The inside tree or 689 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,214 the outside tree? 690 00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:26,089 The outside tree. 691 00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:27,630 Shouldn't there 692 00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:27,630 be three trees? 693 00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:29,506 You and I are one tree. 694 00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:29,506 Okay, look, Lily, 695 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:32,006 the point is that 696 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:32,006 we grew around Ted 697 00:18:32,047 --> 00:18:34,630 and without him, 698 00:18:32,047 --> 00:18:34,630 we're slowly dying. 699 00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:37,131 What do we do? 700 00:18:39,588 --> 00:18:41,047 I think we can marry each other. 701 00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:44,880 But we also have to marry Ted. 702 00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:47,506 I'll tell you 703 00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:47,506 right now, my Dad 704 00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:48,964 is not gonna pay 705 00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:48,964 for that wedding. 706 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,588 Ted! 707 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,588 What are you doing here? 708 00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:55,880 Robin and I aren't gonna 709 00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:55,880 move in together after all. 710 00:18:55,922 --> 00:18:57,588 What happened? 711 00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:02,547 I thought we decided 712 00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:02,547 we were ready? 713 00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:02,547 I know. 714 00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:04,423 How did we come to that again? 715 00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:05,672 I don't remember. 716 00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:07,797 We were fighting? 717 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:09,880 It's all so blurry. 718 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:09,880 Yeah. 719 00:19:09,922 --> 00:19:11,672 The "let's move 720 00:19:09,922 --> 00:19:11,672 in together" sex 721 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,630 was pretty amazing. 722 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,630 I know. 723 00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:14,880 I did that thing with no hands 724 00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:16,588 I normally need both to do. 725 00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:16,588 Mm-hmm. 726 00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,630 You know... 727 00:19:20,672 --> 00:19:22,131 I'm really happy with you. 728 00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:24,713 I really happy with you. 729 00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:24,713 The way things are. 730 00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:26,880 Yeah. Maybe we 731 00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:26,880 shouldn't mess with that. 732 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:29,131 I don't know 733 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:29,131 that we should. 734 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,298 Hey... 735 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,506 I hear the "let's not 736 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,506 move in together" sex 737 00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,256 is pretty incredible. 738 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:40,630 Let's go back to my place. 739 00:19:40,672 --> 00:19:41,922 Mm... 740 00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:54,089 Thank you. 741 00:19:52,672 --> 00:19:54,089 You're welcome. 742 00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:56,173 No, thank you. 743 00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:56,173 You'll be very happy. 744 00:19:58,839 --> 00:20:00,880 Uh, look, I-I know you 745 00:19:58,839 --> 00:20:00,880 guys are really excited 746 00:20:00,922 --> 00:20:02,672 about having the 747 00:20:00,922 --> 00:20:02,672 place to yourself. 748 00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:04,630 Until after the wedding, 749 00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:04,630 I mean, if it's not 750 00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:05,922 too much of an imposition... 751 00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:12,922 Um... 752 00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:12,922 God, this feels so right. 753 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:15,839 Mm... 754 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:15,839 Never leave us again. 755 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:20,880 Guys, Robin's down in the truck 756 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:20,880 and there's actually 757 00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,422 a lot of boxes, 758 00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:22,422 so maybe we should... 759 00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:24,047 Shh... 760 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,131 Do we have time for this? 761 00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:35,506 Ladies and gentlemen, 762 00:20:35,547 --> 00:20:37,630 I have in my hand a copy 763 00:20:35,547 --> 00:20:37,630 of tonight's Top Ten list. 764 00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:40,713 The category: top ten things 765 00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:40,713 I would've called my truck... 766 00:20:40,755 --> 00:20:41,713 It was never your truck. 767 00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:43,131 if Ted hadn't been a jerk 768 00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:44,630 and given it back. 769 00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:45,630 It was a rental. 770 00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:46,630 Number ten, 771 00:20:46,672 --> 00:20:48,131 "The Winne-Bango." 772 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,298 Number nine, 773 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,298 "The Pick-Up Truck." 774 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,588 Number eight, 775 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,588 "The Ford Explore Her." 776 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,755 Number seven, 777 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,755 "The You Scream Truck." 778 00:20:59,922 --> 00:21:01,630 You Scream. 779 00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:06,298 Number six, 780 00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:06,298 "Feels On Wheels." Hello! 781 00:21:06,339 --> 00:21:08,755 Number five, 782 00:21:06,339 --> 00:21:08,755 "The Ride Her Truck." 783 00:21:10,089 --> 00:21:11,922 Number four, "The 18-Squeeler." 784 00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:15,588 Number three, "The Esca-Laid." 785 00:21:18,672 --> 00:21:21,630 Number two, "The Slam-Boney." 786 00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:23,089 and... 787 00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:24,839 the number one thing 788 00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:24,839 I would've called my truck 789 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,922 if Ted hadn't been a jerk 790 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,922 and given it back... 791 00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:29,630 "The '69 Chevy." 792 00:21:33,672 --> 00:21:35,713 Sorry.