1 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:02,916 Now kids, 2 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:02,916 when Aunt Robin 3 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:02,916 was a teenager, 4 00:00:02,916 --> 00:00:06,962 she was, well, 5 00:00:02,916 --> 00:00:06,962 a Canadian pop star. 6 00:00:06,962 --> 00:00:11,424 But by 2008, she was 7 00:00:06,962 --> 00:00:11,424 an entirely different person. 8 00:00:15,554 --> 00:00:19,725 Coming up next, 9 00:00:15,554 --> 00:00:19,725 is your baby 10 00:00:15,554 --> 00:00:19,725 trying to kill you? 11 00:00:19,725 --> 00:00:22,561 Which made 12 00:00:19,725 --> 00:00:22,561 the events of that week 13 00:00:19,725 --> 00:00:22,561 all the more surprising. 14 00:00:22,561 --> 00:00:25,022 So I go in this morning 15 00:00:22,561 --> 00:00:25,022 and it's freezing, 16 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:27,607 so I walk over there, 17 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:27,607 and I don't know 18 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:27,607 why I'm still talking, 19 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,902 because, clearly, 20 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,902 we're all asking 21 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,902 the same question, 22 00:00:29,902 --> 00:00:32,696 what in God's creation 23 00:00:29,902 --> 00:00:32,696 is going on 24 00:00:29,902 --> 00:00:32,696 with Robin's breasts? 25 00:00:32,696 --> 00:00:35,532 I know, right? 26 00:00:32,696 --> 00:00:35,532 Isn't it amazing? 27 00:00:35,532 --> 00:00:37,576 I spent half an hour 28 00:00:35,532 --> 00:00:37,576 making this happen. 29 00:00:37,576 --> 00:00:39,452 There's tape in there, 30 00:00:37,576 --> 00:00:39,452 cotton balls, 31 00:00:39,452 --> 00:00:41,538 half of a Nerf football, 32 00:00:39,452 --> 00:00:41,538 but it works, right? 33 00:00:41,538 --> 00:00:43,790 Totally. 34 00:00:41,538 --> 00:00:43,790 What's the occasion? 35 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:46,752 An old friend from Canada 36 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:46,752 is in town and 37 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:46,752 I'm meeting him for a drink. 38 00:00:46,752 --> 00:00:49,004 Ooh! Somebody you went 39 00:00:46,752 --> 00:00:49,004 to Degrassi with? 40 00:00:49,004 --> 00:00:52,925 No. Actually, he was 41 00:00:49,004 --> 00:00:52,925 my first boyfriend. 42 00:00:52,925 --> 00:00:57,429 Simon. 43 00:00:52,925 --> 00:00:57,429 I thought he was 44 00:00:52,925 --> 00:00:57,429 the coolest guy ever. 45 00:00:57,429 --> 00:01:00,807 He smelled like Drakkar. 46 00:00:57,429 --> 00:01:00,807 He could ollie 47 00:00:57,429 --> 00:01:00,807 on a skateboard. 48 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:05,771 And he had 49 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:05,771 the most amazing collection 50 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:05,771 of Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts. 51 00:01:05,771 --> 00:01:09,566 We spent 52 00:01:05,771 --> 00:01:09,566 the whole summer 53 00:01:05,771 --> 00:01:09,566 madly in love. 54 00:01:09,566 --> 00:01:12,986 Tell me more. Tell me more. 55 00:01:09,566 --> 00:01:12,986 Like, did he have a car? 56 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,409 So, is he the guy who... 57 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,409 How shall I say this 58 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,409 like a gentleman? 59 00:01:19,409 --> 00:01:21,036 Robin, did he take 60 00:01:19,409 --> 00:01:21,036 your maple leaf? 61 00:01:22,328 --> 00:01:24,289 No, it wasn't 62 00:01:22,328 --> 00:01:24,289 like that. 63 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:27,126 Sounds to me 64 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:27,126 like he gave you 65 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:27,126 your first O Canada face. 66 00:01:28,877 --> 00:01:30,921 This went on 67 00:01:28,877 --> 00:01:30,921 for a really long time. 68 00:01:30,921 --> 00:01:33,048 Some of the jokes were elegant 69 00:01:30,921 --> 00:01:33,048 and well crafted... 70 00:01:33,048 --> 00:01:34,925 Wait, wait. 71 00:01:34,925 --> 00:01:37,677 Did he break up with you 72 00:01:34,925 --> 00:01:37,677 and tell you 73 00:01:34,925 --> 00:01:37,677 he's just not that Inuit? 74 00:01:39,554 --> 00:01:41,556 others were crude, 75 00:01:39,554 --> 00:01:41,556 and ill-formed... 76 00:01:41,556 --> 00:01:45,435 Something about 77 00:01:41,556 --> 00:01:45,435 fur trapping. 78 00:01:45,435 --> 00:01:47,687 and others 79 00:01:45,435 --> 00:01:47,687 were obvious, 80 00:01:45,435 --> 00:01:47,687 but needed to be said... 81 00:01:47,687 --> 00:01:49,439 Did you ride 82 00:01:47,687 --> 00:01:49,439 his Zamboni? 83 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:50,983 Oh! 84 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,569 Wait, wait, wait. 85 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,569 Did he... 86 00:01:56,155 --> 00:01:57,739 I think I'm out. 87 00:01:57,739 --> 00:01:59,825 Yeah, I'm also out. 88 00:02:00,867 --> 00:02:03,411 Okay, now 89 00:02:00,867 --> 00:02:03,411 I'm really out. 90 00:02:03,411 --> 00:02:05,413 Well, I'm sorry, guys. 91 00:02:03,411 --> 00:02:05,413 It was all very tame. 92 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:07,373 We only dated 93 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:07,373 for a week and a half. 94 00:02:07,373 --> 00:02:09,751 What? I thought you said 95 00:02:07,373 --> 00:02:09,751 you were together all summer. 96 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:13,296 Yeah. Summer in Canada 97 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:13,296 is pretty much 98 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:13,296 the last week of July. 99 00:02:13,296 --> 00:02:15,966 Anyway, one night, 100 00:02:13,296 --> 00:02:15,966 his band just finished 101 00:02:13,296 --> 00:02:15,966 playing this gig... 102 00:02:21,304 --> 00:02:26,351 Oh, my God! Simon. 103 00:02:21,304 --> 00:02:26,351 That was such a good show. 104 00:02:26,351 --> 00:02:29,021 You guys 105 00:02:26,351 --> 00:02:29,021 totally rocked out. 106 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:31,272 Yeah. I know. 107 00:02:31,272 --> 00:02:35,443 I figure we're about 108 00:02:31,272 --> 00:02:35,443 four or five gigs away 109 00:02:31,272 --> 00:02:35,443 from really exploding. 110 00:02:35,443 --> 00:02:38,947 We're gonna be big, babe. 111 00:02:35,443 --> 00:02:38,947 I mean, like 112 00:02:35,443 --> 00:02:38,947 Crash Test Dummies big. 113 00:02:40,907 --> 00:02:42,617 So, that everything? 114 00:02:42,617 --> 00:02:43,743 Yeah. 115 00:02:43,743 --> 00:02:45,037 All right. 116 00:02:46,454 --> 00:02:47,914 Listen, babe... 117 00:02:48,999 --> 00:02:50,500 It's over. 118 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,419 What? 119 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:56,506 I'm getting back together 120 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:56,506 with Louise Marsh. 121 00:02:56,506 --> 00:03:00,719 Louise Marsh? 122 00:02:56,506 --> 00:03:00,719 That's a whore's name 123 00:02:56,506 --> 00:03:00,719 if I ever heard one. 124 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:04,430 Yeah, why would he want 125 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:04,430 to get back together 126 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:04,430 with Louise Marsh? 127 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,432 Well, the thing is, 128 00:03:07,684 --> 00:03:09,853 her folks 129 00:03:07,684 --> 00:03:09,853 just put in a pool. 130 00:03:09,853 --> 00:03:11,688 Oh. 131 00:03:09,853 --> 00:03:11,688 So... 132 00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:16,943 Totally. I get it. 133 00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:16,943 Pools are great. 134 00:03:11,688 --> 00:03:16,943 Swimming's awesome. 135 00:03:18,695 --> 00:03:21,698 We have a sprinkler. 136 00:03:18,695 --> 00:03:21,698 Run right through it. 137 00:03:23,950 --> 00:03:25,577 Well, I should go. 138 00:03:28,663 --> 00:03:30,123 Babe, wait. 139 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:33,043 Yeah, Simon? 140 00:03:33,043 --> 00:03:35,545 You forgot to 141 00:03:33,043 --> 00:03:35,545 load the drum set. 142 00:03:36,462 --> 00:03:37,756 No! 143 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:40,592 Tell me you did not 144 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:40,592 load the drum set. 145 00:03:40,592 --> 00:03:41,801 I did. 146 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,723 And now he's coming here? 147 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,723 Robin, why do you 148 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,723 want to see this guy? 149 00:03:46,723 --> 00:03:50,810 Oh! I know why. 150 00:03:46,723 --> 00:03:50,810 You're gonna win, 151 00:03:46,723 --> 00:03:50,810 aren't you? 152 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,812 I have no idea 153 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,812 what you're 154 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,812 talking about. 155 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:54,397 Yes, you do. 156 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:55,857 Whenever you haven't 157 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:55,857 seen someone 158 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:55,857 for a long time, 159 00:03:55,857 --> 00:03:57,483 no matter how much 160 00:03:55,857 --> 00:03:57,483 you want to deny it, 161 00:03:57,483 --> 00:03:59,778 there's always 162 00:03:57,483 --> 00:03:59,778 a clear winner 163 00:03:57,483 --> 00:03:59,778 and a clear loser. 164 00:03:59,778 --> 00:04:02,488 Okay, well, 165 00:03:59,778 --> 00:04:02,488 since you brought it up, 166 00:03:59,778 --> 00:04:02,488 let's add up the points. 167 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:05,158 You're starting out 168 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:05,158 with two big ones 169 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:05,158 right there. 170 00:04:05,158 --> 00:04:08,536 Thank you. Okay. 171 00:04:05,158 --> 00:04:08,536 So, Simon 172 00:04:05,158 --> 00:04:08,536 still lives with his mom. 173 00:04:08,536 --> 00:04:09,788 Point Robin. 174 00:04:09,788 --> 00:04:11,039 He never became 175 00:04:09,788 --> 00:04:11,039 a rock star. 176 00:04:11,039 --> 00:04:12,665 Point Robin. 177 00:04:12,665 --> 00:04:14,876 He now works at 178 00:04:12,665 --> 00:04:14,876 a water slide park 179 00:04:12,665 --> 00:04:14,876 outside of Ottawa. 180 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:16,002 Point Simon. 181 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:17,462 Wait. 182 00:04:17,462 --> 00:04:19,505 Do they have a wave pool? 183 00:04:17,462 --> 00:04:19,505 No. 184 00:04:19,505 --> 00:04:22,592 Point Robin. That's 5-zip. 185 00:04:19,505 --> 00:04:22,592 There's no 186 00:04:19,505 --> 00:04:22,592 coming back from that. 187 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:26,346 Yeah, he's going down. 188 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:26,346 I mean, unless 189 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:26,346 somehow he got hotter. 190 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:30,100 There he is. 191 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,560 And sure enough, 192 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,560 there was a clear winner 193 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,187 and a clear loser. 194 00:04:37,774 --> 00:04:40,568 It just wasn't clear 195 00:04:37,774 --> 00:04:40,568 to everybody. 196 00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:41,820 Hey, babe. 197 00:04:42,779 --> 00:04:43,947 Oh, my God. 198 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:02,882 Okay, what the hell 199 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:02,882 just happened? 200 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:05,426 Oh, come on, 201 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:05,426 it wasn't so bad, 202 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:05,426 was it? 203 00:05:06,761 --> 00:05:08,013 Hey, Simon. 204 00:05:08,013 --> 00:05:10,140 Wow, look at you. 205 00:05:11,099 --> 00:05:13,977 You got old. 206 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:18,940 Yeah. You look great. 207 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:18,940 You got hotter, 208 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:18,940 like that's possible. 209 00:05:20,608 --> 00:05:22,485 So... 210 00:05:22,485 --> 00:05:26,781 Look, I know 211 00:05:22,485 --> 00:05:26,781 it didn't go as planned, 212 00:05:22,485 --> 00:05:26,781 but I can't help it. 213 00:05:26,781 --> 00:05:30,410 I mean, he's still got it. 214 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:35,581 Whoa! 4 bucks for a brew? 215 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:35,581 What a rip. 216 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:35,581 Good thing I'm packing. 217 00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:40,962 So he's not a snob. 218 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:43,631 He's from a different part 219 00:05:40,962 --> 00:05:43,631 of Canada, you know? 220 00:05:43,631 --> 00:05:46,759 The maple leaf flag 221 00:05:43,631 --> 00:05:46,759 on the back 222 00:05:43,631 --> 00:05:46,759 of the pickup truck? 223 00:05:46,759 --> 00:05:50,013 He's Red Province. 224 00:05:46,759 --> 00:05:50,013 He's from the Deep North. 225 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:53,433 And the thing is, 226 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:53,433 we gave you 227 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:53,433 so many opportunities. 228 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:57,437 So, Simon, Robin's 229 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:57,437 a bit of a local celebrity 230 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:57,437 here in New York. 231 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,981 She's the lead anchor 232 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,981 at Metro News 1. 233 00:05:59,981 --> 00:06:00,982 Tell him, Robin. 234 00:06:00,982 --> 00:06:02,567 No. It's stupid. 235 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:05,820 It's not cool, 236 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:05,820 like Simon's shirt. 237 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:09,991 I'm sorry, Simon. 238 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:09,991 Here we are nattering on 239 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:09,991 about our big celebrity. 240 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:11,868 What do you do 241 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:11,868 for a living? 242 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:15,288 Oh, I work at 243 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:15,288 the Splish Splash Ottawa 244 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:15,288 Water Slide Park. 245 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:18,541 A water slide park. 246 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:18,541 That sure is different 247 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:18,541 than what Robin does. 248 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:22,421 Yeah, it is, 249 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:22,421 because I save lives. 250 00:06:22,421 --> 00:06:26,216 If I'm not sitting 251 00:06:22,421 --> 00:06:26,216 in that stool at the top 252 00:06:22,421 --> 00:06:26,216 of the slide, going, 253 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:33,390 "Go, go, go," people die. 254 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:36,726 What, you think 255 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:36,726 it's so easy? 256 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:36,726 You try it. 257 00:06:36,726 --> 00:06:38,603 Okay. 258 00:06:38,603 --> 00:06:40,063 Go. 259 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:41,356 You didn't put 260 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:41,356 your hand up, 261 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:41,356 kid just died. 262 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:42,607 No, I didn't know... 263 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:44,192 Another kid just went. 264 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:44,192 He died, too. 265 00:06:44,192 --> 00:06:45,402 Oh, well, sure. 266 00:06:44,192 --> 00:06:45,402 I mean, 267 00:06:44,192 --> 00:06:45,402 if I was actually... 268 00:06:45,402 --> 00:06:47,612 Another kid just went. 269 00:06:47,612 --> 00:06:49,448 Now you've got a pile-up 270 00:06:47,612 --> 00:06:49,448 and Robin's got something 271 00:06:47,612 --> 00:06:49,448 to report on the news. 272 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:53,868 "This just in, 273 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:53,868 my friend Ted killed 274 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:53,868 a bunch of kids today." 275 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:56,371 Well, that's cool. 276 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:56,371 You got to pay 277 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:56,371 the bills somehow 278 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:58,706 since your whole music thing 279 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:58,706 didn't really pan out, 280 00:06:58,706 --> 00:07:00,208 did it? 281 00:06:58,706 --> 00:07:00,208 Well, it hasn't 282 00:06:58,706 --> 00:07:00,208 panned out yet, 283 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,834 but the band's 284 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,834 still going. 285 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,837 About four or five 286 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,837 gigs away 287 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,837 from really exploding. 288 00:07:04,837 --> 00:07:07,006 The Foreskins 289 00:07:04,837 --> 00:07:07,006 are still playing? 290 00:07:07,924 --> 00:07:10,260 The Foreskins? 291 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,761 How'd you guys 292 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,761 come up with that name? 293 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:16,641 Well, there's four of us, 294 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:16,641 and we play without shirts. 295 00:07:17,892 --> 00:07:19,685 Babe, seriously. 296 00:07:19,685 --> 00:07:21,938 I know. I'm sorry. 297 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:28,653 I know. I'm sorry. 298 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:28,653 But you guys 299 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:28,653 just don't understand. 300 00:07:28,653 --> 00:07:31,739 The fact that 301 00:07:28,653 --> 00:07:31,739 he kept the band going, 302 00:07:28,653 --> 00:07:31,739 that's impressive. 303 00:07:31,739 --> 00:07:33,908 I mean, I gave up 304 00:07:31,739 --> 00:07:33,908 my musical dream. 305 00:07:33,908 --> 00:07:36,453 Which brings us 306 00:07:33,908 --> 00:07:36,453 to the most 307 00:07:33,908 --> 00:07:36,453 important piece 308 00:07:36,453 --> 00:07:39,622 of information 309 00:07:36,453 --> 00:07:39,622 from tonight. 310 00:07:39,622 --> 00:07:41,916 So, Simon, 311 00:07:39,622 --> 00:07:41,916 how did you guys meet? 312 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:43,626 Oh, I was in her video. 313 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:46,463 Starred in it 314 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:46,463 is more like it. 315 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:48,548 Once you win 316 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:48,548 Mr. Teen Winnipeg, 317 00:07:48,548 --> 00:07:51,801 everybody wants a piece 318 00:07:48,548 --> 00:07:51,801 of the moneymaker. 319 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:55,305 I'm sorry. I've seen 320 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:55,305 Let's Go to the Mall 321 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:55,305 about 1,000 times, 322 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:56,515 and you, sir, 323 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:56,515 are not in it. 324 00:07:56,515 --> 00:07:58,558 I was 325 00:07:56,515 --> 00:07:58,558 in the other one. 326 00:07:58,558 --> 00:08:00,477 There's another video? 327 00:08:05,023 --> 00:08:06,816 Robin, seriously, 328 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:10,320 just make this easier 329 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:10,320 on yourself 330 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:10,320 and give us the tape. 331 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,530 No. 332 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:13,823 All right. 333 00:08:13,823 --> 00:08:17,327 You leave me no choice. 334 00:08:13,823 --> 00:08:17,327 From this moment on, 335 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:22,582 I will spend 336 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:22,582 every waking minute 337 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:22,582 searching down this tape. 338 00:08:22,582 --> 00:08:25,001 I will not sleep. 339 00:08:22,582 --> 00:08:25,001 I will not eat. 340 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:28,547 My life will be 341 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:28,547 a living hell 342 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:28,547 of search engines 343 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:30,798 and overseas phone calls, 344 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:33,885 chasing down something 345 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:33,885 that possibly 346 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:33,885 can't be found. 347 00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:37,722 Okay. 348 00:08:37,722 --> 00:08:42,352 It's just... It was so hard 349 00:08:37,722 --> 00:08:42,352 to watch, Robin. 350 00:08:37,722 --> 00:08:42,352 You're usually so cool. 351 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:44,312 I don't know 352 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:44,312 what's wrong with me. 353 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:47,566 I'm sitting next to Simon, 354 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:47,566 and suddenly I'm 16 again. 355 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,025 Oh, it's actually 356 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,025 a common thing. 357 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:50,943 When you're around someone 358 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:50,943 from your past, 359 00:08:50,943 --> 00:08:53,696 you kind of revert back 360 00:08:50,943 --> 00:08:53,696 to who you were 361 00:08:50,943 --> 00:08:53,696 when you knew them. 362 00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:55,031 There's not really 363 00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:55,031 a name for it, though. 364 00:08:55,031 --> 00:08:56,616 It's called 365 00:08:55,031 --> 00:08:56,616 "revertigo." 366 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,743 Yeah, I don't know 367 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,743 about "revertigo." 368 00:08:58,743 --> 00:09:02,830 You know who gets 369 00:08:58,743 --> 00:09:02,830 really bad revertigo? 370 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:06,125 Lily when she's around 371 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:06,125 her high school 372 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:06,125 friend, Michelle. 373 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,211 Michelle? She sounds hot. 374 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:11,506 Wait, wait. 375 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:11,506 You don't know about 376 00:09:08,211 --> 00:09:11,506 Lily and Michelle? 377 00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:13,633 No. What about 378 00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:13,633 Lily and Michelle? 379 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:16,511 Oh, my friend, 380 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:16,511 you are in 381 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:16,511 for a treat. 382 00:09:16,511 --> 00:09:17,929 Hey, Lil? 383 00:09:16,511 --> 00:09:17,929 What? 384 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:19,722 You know, 385 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:19,722 I was just thinking, 386 00:09:19,722 --> 00:09:21,766 we haven't seen 387 00:09:19,722 --> 00:09:21,766 your friend Michelle 388 00:09:19,722 --> 00:09:21,766 in a while. 389 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:23,935 Oh, yeah. 390 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:23,935 I'll give her a call, see 391 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:23,935 if she wants to hang out. 392 00:09:23,935 --> 00:09:25,144 Yeah. 393 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:29,690 What... 394 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:29,690 Do they make out? 395 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:30,691 Better. 396 00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:32,944 Comparable. 397 00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:32,944 Comparable. 398 00:09:32,944 --> 00:09:39,033 Whatever. It's over. 399 00:09:32,944 --> 00:09:39,033 I lost. I guess 400 00:09:32,944 --> 00:09:39,033 you don't get a second chance. 401 00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,535 I got a second chance. 402 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:41,786 What happened? 403 00:09:41,786 --> 00:09:43,079 He came by 404 00:09:41,786 --> 00:09:43,079 my place tonight... 405 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:47,708 Simon. 406 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:47,708 What are you doing here? 407 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:49,085 I just feel 408 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:49,085 like there's some 409 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:49,085 unfinished business 410 00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,463 between you and me. 411 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:55,592 Seeing you now 412 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:55,592 has made me realize that 413 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:55,592 breaking up with you 414 00:09:55,592 --> 00:09:57,760 is the biggest mistake 415 00:09:55,592 --> 00:09:57,760 I made in my entire life. 416 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,389 Oh, I like 417 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,389 where this is going. 418 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:04,476 I know this is crazy, 419 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:04,476 and I'm only in town 420 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:04,476 for a couple of days, 421 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:07,562 but do you want to 422 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:07,562 go on a date? 423 00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:08,938 He asked you out? 424 00:10:08,938 --> 00:10:11,274 Oh, step into 425 00:10:08,938 --> 00:10:11,274 my web, Simon. 426 00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:12,484 The coup de grace. 427 00:10:12,484 --> 00:10:13,652 Finish him! 428 00:10:15,445 --> 00:10:17,280 I'd love to! 429 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:27,707 Wait. You're going on 430 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:27,707 a date with Simon? 431 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:29,834 That Simon? 432 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:29,834 The one we met? 433 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:32,170 Robin, this guy 434 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:32,170 doesn't deserve 435 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:32,170 a second chance. 436 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:34,088 Not after the way 437 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:34,088 he treated you. 438 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:37,133 That was 10 years ago. 439 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:37,133 People evolve. 440 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:40,637 I mean, are you 441 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:40,637 the same person that 442 00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:40,637 you were in high school? 443 00:10:40,637 --> 00:10:43,014 Oh, hell, no! 444 00:10:43,014 --> 00:10:44,474 I think you're 445 00:10:43,014 --> 00:10:44,474 gonna enjoy this. 446 00:10:44,474 --> 00:10:45,725 That my girl Michelle? 447 00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:47,352 Bitch, you know it! 448 00:10:47,352 --> 00:10:48,645 How she living? 449 00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,855 She living the only way 450 00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,855 she know how to. 451 00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:52,440 Large! 452 00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:52,440 Oh, girl, 453 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,942 you gots to get 454 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,942 your drink on up in here. 455 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:57,570 I'm hoping my fat ass 456 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:57,570 can hustle me up 457 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:57,570 a vodka-Gatorade. 458 00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:59,030 For reals! 459 00:11:02,659 --> 00:11:05,745 I want her around 460 00:11:02,659 --> 00:11:05,745 all the time. 461 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:10,041 I'd even consider not 462 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:10,041 trying to sleep with her 463 00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:10,041 if that's what it takes. 464 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:12,585 Guys, I've decided 465 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:12,585 to seduce Michelle. 466 00:11:20,552 --> 00:11:21,927 Yeah! 467 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:24,723 Guys, that was great. 468 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:24,723 Let's take five. 469 00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:26,766 Hey, babe, did you like it 470 00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:26,766 after my bass solo 471 00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:28,059 when I flicked 472 00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:28,059 my pick at you? 473 00:11:28,059 --> 00:11:29,769 That rocked. 474 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:33,231 Yeah. 475 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:33,231 'Cause I'm gonna need 476 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:33,231 that pick back. 477 00:11:33,231 --> 00:11:35,567 Oh, sure. 478 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,569 I think it's... 479 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,569 It's cool. 480 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,569 You'll find it later. 481 00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:39,904 Oh, cool. I wish 482 00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:39,904 I didn't have to go to work 483 00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:39,904 in the morning. 484 00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:41,947 Oh, but, babe, 485 00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:41,947 you got to go to work. 486 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:44,033 You got to play 487 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:44,033 our demo 488 00:11:41,947 --> 00:11:44,033 on your show. 489 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:47,036 Oh, well, you know, 490 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:47,036 it's not a show. 491 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:47,036 It's the news. 492 00:11:47,036 --> 00:11:49,955 Right. So you can be, like, 493 00:11:47,036 --> 00:11:49,955 "Hey, did you hear 494 00:11:47,036 --> 00:11:49,955 there's some news? 495 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:52,041 "There's this rad band 496 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:52,041 you guys 497 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:52,041 should check out." 498 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:56,962 And then play it. 499 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:56,962 Just, like, 500 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:56,962 the first three songs. 501 00:11:56,962 --> 00:12:02,051 And now it's time for 502 00:11:56,962 --> 00:12:02,051 Puppy Corner, some little 503 00:11:56,962 --> 00:12:02,051 angels looking for a new home, 504 00:12:02,051 --> 00:12:05,096 courtesy of the 505 00:12:02,051 --> 00:12:05,096 Midtown Animal Shelter. 506 00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:23,155 Hey, a lot of puppies 507 00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:23,155 got adopted. 508 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:24,741 Of course, a lot of 509 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:24,741 the people calling in 510 00:12:24,741 --> 00:12:26,909 thought we were 511 00:12:24,741 --> 00:12:26,909 going to kill them. 512 00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:30,246 Robin, your revertigo 513 00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:30,246 is really starting 514 00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:30,246 to affect your work. 515 00:12:30,246 --> 00:12:31,748 What's revertigo? 516 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,541 It's a stupid, made-up word 517 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,541 with no meaning. 518 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:35,376 No. It's 519 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:35,376 a phenomenon where, 520 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:37,086 when you're around people 521 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:37,086 from your past, 522 00:12:37,086 --> 00:12:38,713 you start 523 00:12:37,086 --> 00:12:38,713 behaving like them. 524 00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:42,550 Oh. One example 525 00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:42,550 of that springs to mind. 526 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,176 I think we all know 527 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,176 what it is. 528 00:12:45,094 --> 00:12:46,512 We do? 529 00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:48,889 Yeah. Ted. 530 00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:48,889 Me? 531 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:51,559 Whenever Ted's friend, 532 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:51,559 Punchy, comes into town, 533 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:54,437 it's like, all of a sudden, 534 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:54,437 Ted's in high school again. 535 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:58,190 Okay, okay. 536 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:58,190 First of all, his name 537 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:58,190 is Adam Punciarello, 538 00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,859 and I don't do that. 539 00:13:02,361 --> 00:13:04,196 Ooh! 540 00:13:02,361 --> 00:13:04,196 That must be Adam. 541 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,951 'Sup, Punchy? 542 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,951 'Sup, Shmosby? 543 00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:10,578 You want to go? 544 00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:10,578 I'm already there! 545 00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:13,038 Come on! 546 00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:13,038 This is it! 547 00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:16,000 Dude, seriously, 548 00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:16,000 I'm sorry about your dad. 549 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,627 Yeah, it was 550 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,627 a real shock. 551 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:21,464 I can't believe 552 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:21,464 you, of all people, 553 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:21,464 are saying this. 554 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:22,799 Why? 555 00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:24,801 No reason. 556 00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:29,555 Robin, the point is, 557 00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:29,555 what are you doing? 558 00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:29,555 I mean, this guy? 559 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:31,932 Okay, you want the truth? 560 00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:35,561 I like Simon. I do. 561 00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:35,561 We have fun together. 562 00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:38,939 Oh, we know you do, honey, 563 00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:38,939 but we're worried about you. 564 00:13:38,939 --> 00:13:41,567 You're worried? 565 00:13:38,939 --> 00:13:41,567 Okay, hold on. 566 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,528 Is there any version 567 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,528 of this conversation 568 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:45,697 where you guys don't sound 569 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:45,697 like my parents? 570 00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:49,617 I don't know. Is there 571 00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:49,617 any version where you don't 572 00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:49,617 sound like a 16-year-old? 573 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:52,077 That's exactly 574 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:52,077 what my mom 575 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:52,077 would say. 576 00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:56,833 No. If I was your mom, 577 00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:56,833 I would say, "We forbid you 578 00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:56,833 from seeing this boy." 579 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,334 Lily! 580 00:13:58,334 --> 00:13:59,878 No, I'm sorry, 581 00:13:58,334 --> 00:13:59,878 but it's for 582 00:13:58,334 --> 00:13:59,878 your own good. 583 00:13:59,878 --> 00:14:01,671 This is my life! 584 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:04,507 You guys just don't get it! 585 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:04,507 You've never 586 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:04,507 felt the way that I feel! 587 00:14:04,507 --> 00:14:07,760 Now, now. 588 00:14:04,507 --> 00:14:07,760 We were once young 589 00:14:04,507 --> 00:14:07,760 and in love, too. 590 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,638 Yeah, like, 591 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,638 a billion years ago. 592 00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,349 You've been drinking, 593 00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,349 haven't you? 594 00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:16,143 Yeah, we all have. 595 00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:16,143 You bought 596 00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:16,143 the last round. 597 00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:17,770 You're not going to 598 00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:17,770 that show tonight! 599 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,939 Oh, yes, I am, 600 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,939 and you know what else? 601 00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:22,859 Tonight, after the show, 602 00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:22,859 Simon and I 603 00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:22,859 are going all the way! 604 00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:25,737 Young lady, 605 00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:25,737 get back here! 606 00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:27,906 Thanks for your help. 607 00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:30,991 Hey, so, today 608 00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:30,991 at work... 609 00:14:30,991 --> 00:14:32,577 Not now, Ted! 610 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:42,169 Hey, Simon. 611 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:42,169 Great show. 612 00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:43,796 You guys still rock. 613 00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:47,550 Yeah. Totally 614 00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:47,550 dug my bass solo. 615 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:51,136 Man! Why can't 616 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:51,136 I always 617 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:51,136 feel this alive? 618 00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:56,392 God, I just love 619 00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:56,392 seeing you so happy. 620 00:14:56,392 --> 00:15:00,187 Yeah, about that. 621 00:14:56,392 --> 00:15:00,187 Listen, babe. 622 00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:02,607 It's over. 623 00:15:02,607 --> 00:15:04,024 What? 624 00:15:04,024 --> 00:15:06,652 I'm getting back together 625 00:15:04,024 --> 00:15:06,652 with Louise Marsh. 626 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,154 What? 627 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,154 You're kidding me. 628 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,826 You're breaking up 629 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,826 with me? Again? 630 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:17,705 For the same ex-girlfriend? 631 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:17,705 In the same van? 632 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:21,876 What is it? 633 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:21,876 Her parents got a pool? 634 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:21,876 Is that still the reason? 635 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:25,713 Well, her folks 636 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:25,713 did just put in a Jacuzz. 637 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,597 I'm sorry, Robin. 638 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,597 I'm fine, really. 639 00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:36,682 Oh, Robin, I'm gonna 640 00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:36,682 tell you for reals. 641 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:38,893 Simon's a dog. 642 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:38,893 You feel me, Chelle? 643 00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:42,563 Mmm-hmm. 644 00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:42,563 For reals. 645 00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:42,563 He a scrub. 646 00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:44,106 True that. 647 00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:46,901 I'm gonna get me 648 00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:46,901 my champagne 649 00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:46,901 and grape soda on. 650 00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:50,154 So, how's Columbia? 651 00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,656 Great! 652 00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:53,866 I'm almost done 653 00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:53,866 with my dissertation. 654 00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:57,787 I'm getting a Ph.D. 655 00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:57,787 in behavioral psychology. 656 00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:58,913 Can I make 657 00:15:57,787 --> 00:15:58,913 an observation? 658 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:00,873 Oh, I know. 659 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:04,043 Whenever I'm around Lily, 660 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:04,043 she just brings out 661 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:04,043 that side of me. 662 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,670 There's a psychological term 663 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,670 for the phenomenon. 664 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,379 Revertigo? 665 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,379 No. 666 00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:08,923 Actually, it's 667 00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:08,923 associative regression. 668 00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,133 You see, the neural 669 00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,133 pathways that... 670 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:16,555 Oh, no, you did not 671 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:16,555 just put on my jam! 672 00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:18,390 Put your hands up, girl! 673 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,559 Holla! 674 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,559 Holla! 675 00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,605 One by one, 676 00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,605 we all had to go home. 677 00:16:27,525 --> 00:16:29,610 Soon, it was just Robin. 678 00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:42,040 All right. I can't 679 00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:42,040 find your video. 680 00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:42,040 I've wasted three days... 681 00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:45,668 What's the matter? 682 00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:47,169 Uh... 683 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:53,968 Simon dumped me in his van 684 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:53,968 after the show. 685 00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:56,888 Yeah, Robin, that was, 686 00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:56,888 like, 10 years ago. 687 00:16:56,888 --> 00:16:58,056 No, tonight. 688 00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:00,099 Ooh! Really? 689 00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:05,021 Oh! Oh, come here. 690 00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:08,774 Come here. 691 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,988 It's just... 692 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,988 When I was young, 693 00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:19,368 I was so vulnerable 694 00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:19,368 and open to things, 695 00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:19,368 you know? 696 00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:23,873 And I guess I just... 697 00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:23,873 I wanted to 698 00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:23,873 feel that way again. 699 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:27,668 I wanted to be 700 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:27,668 16 again. 701 00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:31,756 Robin, that is 702 00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:31,756 the stupidest thing 703 00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:33,799 I've ever heard 704 00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:33,799 come out of your mouth. 705 00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:36,052 You want to be 16 again? 706 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:39,680 I have watched your 707 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:39,680 first Robin Sparkles 708 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:39,680 video 1,000 times, 709 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,307 and it's not because 710 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,307 I'm proud of you 711 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,307 as a friend. 712 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:45,061 It's because you were 713 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:45,061 totally, totally 714 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:45,061 lame back then. 715 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,773 But now, come on. 716 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:51,233 You're the most 717 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:51,233 awesome person 718 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:51,233 I have ever known. 719 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,069 Well, second most awesome. 720 00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:55,905 Right. Of course, 721 00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:55,905 the first being you. 722 00:17:55,905 --> 00:18:00,993 No. No. The first is 723 00:17:55,905 --> 00:18:00,993 this guy who lives in a place 724 00:17:55,905 --> 00:18:00,993 called the mirror. 725 00:18:00,993 --> 00:18:03,955 What up? 726 00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:07,917 I'm saying that you are 727 00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:07,917 way more awesome 728 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,835 than Simon ever will be. 729 00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:17,093 Barney, do you want to 730 00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:17,093 come back to my place? 731 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,636 Your place? 732 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,440 Are you sure 733 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,440 you want to do this? 734 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,440 Yeah, I am. 735 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,858 Let's just not tell anyone 736 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,858 about this, okay? 737 00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,318 Of course. 738 00:18:37,571 --> 00:18:39,573 So, should I just 739 00:18:37,571 --> 00:18:39,573 put it in? 740 00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:41,951 Yeah, why not? 741 00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:03,806 This was my big 742 00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:03,806 artistic follow-up 743 00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:03,806 to Let's Go to the Mall. 744 00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:07,559 It kind of tanked. 745 00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:11,105 I was a fool 746 00:19:13,024 --> 00:19:14,066 Is that Tiffany? 747 00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:15,985 Mmm-hmm. 748 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:17,778 and got kicked out of school 749 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:24,535 gonna travel the globe 750 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:32,793 It's everything 751 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:32,793 I want it to be 752 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:32,793 and more. 753 00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:34,586 Oh, I'm so glad. 754 00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:37,923 sandcastles in the sand 755 00:19:40,676 --> 00:19:44,722 when you held my hand 756 00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:51,562 to black and white 757 00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:52,980 Is that Alan Thicke? 758 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,107 Yeah. 759 00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:58,777 and a half of my life 760 00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:02,573 go to the beach 761 00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,200 You know, if you re-edit it, 762 00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,200 there's a tampon commercial 763 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,285 in here somewhere. 764 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:17,671 and you taught me to French 765 00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:22,009 Do you see how lame 766 00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:22,009 you were back then? 767 00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:24,136 Yeah, you're right. 768 00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:24,136 I was lame. 769 00:20:24,136 --> 00:20:25,263 Totally lame. 770 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:31,060 our love 771 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,145 And, of course, 772 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,145 the robot makes 773 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,145 an appearance 774 00:20:33,145 --> 00:20:34,813 in the sad love ballad. 775 00:20:34,813 --> 00:20:37,024 He was my sidekick. 776 00:20:34,813 --> 00:20:37,024 He had to be. 777 00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,692 And so they watched it again. 778 00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:44,531 No one gets me 779 00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:57,628 And again. 780 00:21:02,424 --> 00:21:04,051 And again. 781 00:21:04,051 --> 00:21:06,637 is remind me of you 782 00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:09,974 They watched it 783 00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:09,974 over and over that night 784 00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:09,974 until finally, 785 00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:11,600 they stopped watching.