1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,290 Kids, 2 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,290 in the spring of 2008, 3 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,290 something kind of strange 4 00:00:03,290 --> 00:00:05,711 had been happening 5 00:00:03,290 --> 00:00:05,711 to your uncle Barney. 6 00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:07,423 He'd be doing 7 00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:07,423 great with a woman. 8 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:09,928 So I throw 9 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:09,928 the pressurized 10 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:09,928 oxygen tank in his mouth. 11 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:12,349 I shoot the tank, 12 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:12,349 boom, no more shark. 13 00:00:12,349 --> 00:00:15,147 Mr. Holland and I 14 00:00:12,349 --> 00:00:15,147 swim back to shore. 15 00:00:15,147 --> 00:00:17,151 Hey, let me 16 00:00:15,147 --> 00:00:17,151 freshen your drink. 17 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,658 He'd only be 18 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,658 gone a few moments, 19 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,658 but when he returned... 20 00:00:20,658 --> 00:00:22,202 So where were we? 21 00:00:22,202 --> 00:00:23,956 he'd get slapped. 22 00:00:23,956 --> 00:00:25,041 It kept happening... 23 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:26,127 Jerk! 24 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:31,346 until finally, 25 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:31,346 Lily was approached 26 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:31,346 by a mysterious woman 27 00:00:31,346 --> 00:00:34,310 who warned her to 28 00:00:31,346 --> 00:00:34,310 stay away from Barney. 29 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,690 So when it 30 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,690 happened once more... 31 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:40,197 Again? Really? Wait. 32 00:00:40,197 --> 00:00:42,284 Barney knew 33 00:00:40,197 --> 00:00:42,284 who to look for. 34 00:01:02,157 --> 00:01:03,952 Hey, excuse me. 35 00:01:03,952 --> 00:01:05,372 Did I sleep with you 36 00:01:03,952 --> 00:01:05,372 and then totally 37 00:01:03,952 --> 00:01:05,372 screw you over? 38 00:01:05,372 --> 00:01:06,457 No. 39 00:01:08,795 --> 00:01:11,175 What are you doing on Friday? 40 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,519 No. Stop! 41 00:01:19,442 --> 00:01:20,570 Amy? 42 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:21,863 Abby. 43 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,245 Right. 44 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:44,618 Kids, sometimes 45 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:44,618 you can do something right 46 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:44,618 a thousand times in a row. 47 00:01:44,618 --> 00:01:47,832 A rainbow! 48 00:01:44,618 --> 00:01:47,832 That's beautiful! 49 00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:51,422 What a beautiful rainbow! 50 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:57,142 Another rainbow? 51 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:57,142 It's beautiful! 52 00:01:57,142 --> 00:02:00,148 But then that 53 00:01:57,142 --> 00:02:00,148 thousand-and-first time... 54 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:04,198 You're kidding me. 55 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:04,198 Seriously, aren't you 56 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:04,198 sick of these things? 57 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,243 Uh-oh! 58 00:02:07,664 --> 00:02:09,458 Hey, how was your day? 59 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,172 Today, I yelled 60 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,172 at a little girl 61 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,172 for painting a rainbow. 62 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:15,220 A rainbow? 63 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:15,220 Sounds like that 64 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:15,220 bitch had it coming. 65 00:02:16,222 --> 00:02:18,518 Hey. 66 00:02:18,518 --> 00:02:22,192 So, I just met 67 00:02:18,518 --> 00:02:22,192 with the contractor, 68 00:02:22,192 --> 00:02:24,864 and it turns out 69 00:02:22,192 --> 00:02:24,864 that fixing the floors 70 00:02:22,192 --> 00:02:24,864 of the new apartment 71 00:02:24,864 --> 00:02:26,951 is going to 72 00:02:24,864 --> 00:02:26,951 cost a lot more 73 00:02:24,864 --> 00:02:26,951 than the estimate. 74 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:30,041 But we can 75 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:30,041 barely afford 76 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:30,041 that to begin with. 77 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,087 I hate to say this, 78 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:34,132 but I think you're going 79 00:02:32,087 --> 00:02:34,132 to have to sell your stuff. 80 00:02:34,132 --> 00:02:38,559 Whoa! Marshall, 81 00:02:34,132 --> 00:02:38,559 that's just a game 82 00:02:34,132 --> 00:02:38,559 we play in the bedroom. 83 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,690 I mean your clothes. 84 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,690 All your designer 85 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,690 pieces and everything. 86 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:44,152 What? Why just my clothes? 87 00:02:44,152 --> 00:02:46,407 We can 88 00:02:44,152 --> 00:02:46,407 sell my stuff, too, 89 00:02:44,152 --> 00:02:46,407 but I gotta tell you, 90 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:49,079 I think your 91 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:49,079 Marc Jacobs cocktail dress 92 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:49,079 is going to go for a lot more 93 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:51,083 than my "Split Happens" 94 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:51,083 bowling shirt. 95 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,589 Dude. 96 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,589 I'm not selling that. 97 00:02:55,007 --> 00:02:56,176 I've already 98 00:02:55,007 --> 00:02:56,176 made the web site. 99 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,139 You made a web site? 100 00:02:58,139 --> 00:03:04,820 Yeah, it's called "Lily and 101 00:02:58,139 --> 00:03:04,820 Marshall sell their stuff 102 00:02:58,139 --> 00:03:04,820 dot com." 103 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:07,992 No, you know what would be 104 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:07,992 a better name for the site? 105 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:11,834 "Guy forces his wife 106 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:11,834 to dress in a garbage bag 107 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:14,673 "for the next 108 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:14,673 three years dot com." 109 00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:18,429 Whoa. That's real. 110 00:03:18,429 --> 00:03:19,891 My word, 111 00:03:19,891 --> 00:03:22,772 that woman is actually 112 00:03:19,891 --> 00:03:22,772 wearing a garbage bag. 113 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:26,069 But, girlfriend, 114 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:26,069 you cannot pull 115 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:26,069 off a tall kitchen. 116 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:29,661 Why are you 117 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:29,661 trying to ruin my life? 118 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:32,834 Well, you slept with me 119 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:32,834 and then you never 120 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:32,834 called me again. 121 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,419 And? 122 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,419 That's it. 123 00:03:34,419 --> 00:03:36,089 That's it? 124 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:38,052 As far as I'm concerned, 125 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:38,052 if I leave you safe on 126 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:38,052 dry land 127 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,388 with adequate 128 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,388 transportation home, 129 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:41,183 you've got nothing 130 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:41,183 to complain about. 131 00:03:41,183 --> 00:03:42,519 Well, it hurt, okay? 132 00:03:42,519 --> 00:03:44,398 And then Ted, 133 00:03:42,519 --> 00:03:44,398 the love of my life, 134 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,984 started dating my 135 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,984 boss instead of me. 136 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,530 Do you know 137 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,530 how that feels? 138 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:50,828 Boo-hoo, 139 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:50,828 poor little Ashley. 140 00:03:50,828 --> 00:03:53,249 Abby! 141 00:03:50,828 --> 00:03:53,249 Abby. 142 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:56,505 A few weeks ago, 143 00:03:53,249 --> 00:03:56,505 Ted dumped me as his wingman. 144 00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:58,300 You had 145 00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:58,300 a crush on him 146 00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:58,300 for a couple weeks? 147 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,598 I was Ted's best 148 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,598 friend for seven years. 149 00:04:00,598 --> 00:04:01,892 Ted said Marshall 150 00:04:00,598 --> 00:04:01,892 was his best friend. 151 00:04:01,892 --> 00:04:03,604 Seven years! 152 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:05,775 Sorry. 153 00:04:05,775 --> 00:04:08,404 Ted. What an idiot. 154 00:04:08,404 --> 00:04:11,787 With his stupid "meaningful 155 00:04:08,404 --> 00:04:11,787 relationship" with Stella. 156 00:04:12,705 --> 00:04:14,834 Ted. 157 00:04:12,705 --> 00:04:14,834 Ted. 158 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:17,505 I hate Ted. 159 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:17,505 I hate Ted more. 160 00:04:17,505 --> 00:04:18,968 Are you as turned on 161 00:04:17,505 --> 00:04:18,968 as I am? 162 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:21,096 Probably not quite as much. 163 00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:25,354 I'm sorry 164 00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:25,354 I yelled out "Ted." 165 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:27,317 I'm sorry 166 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:27,317 I yelled out "Abby." 167 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,614 I am Abby. 168 00:04:30,741 --> 00:04:33,245 Oh, cool. 169 00:04:33,245 --> 00:04:36,418 This is insane. Has Lily 170 00:04:33,245 --> 00:04:36,418 even worn half this stuff? 171 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:39,382 Oh, yeah, like 172 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:39,382 there's nothing in your 173 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:39,382 closet you've never worn. 174 00:04:39,382 --> 00:04:41,386 As a matter of fact, no, 175 00:04:39,382 --> 00:04:41,386 there isn't. 176 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:43,349 Whatever, 177 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:43,349 red cowboy boots. 178 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,269 Hey, those are nice boots. 179 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:47,398 I totally pull those off. 180 00:04:47,398 --> 00:04:49,235 Hey, Lil, 181 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:51,281 if I were to say, 182 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:51,281 "Ted could never 183 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:51,281 pull them off," 184 00:04:51,281 --> 00:04:53,369 what would I 185 00:04:51,281 --> 00:04:53,369 be talking about? 186 00:04:51,281 --> 00:04:53,369 His red cowboy boots. 187 00:04:53,369 --> 00:04:57,002 I totally pull them off! 188 00:04:53,369 --> 00:04:57,002 It's a classic Western look. 189 00:04:57,002 --> 00:04:59,632 Okay, today's category, 190 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,889 classic Westerns 191 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,889 that involve red 192 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,889 cowboy boots. 193 00:05:03,807 --> 00:05:05,602 Robin. 194 00:05:05,602 --> 00:05:07,732 The Good, 195 00:05:05,602 --> 00:05:07,732 the Bad and the Fabulous. 196 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:11,072 The Magnificent Kevin. 197 00:05:12,074 --> 00:05:14,411 No Country for Straight Men. 198 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:18,044 I don't want to 199 00:05:16,206 --> 00:05:18,044 sell my clothes! 200 00:05:18,044 --> 00:05:21,341 I know, sweetie. Come here. 201 00:05:22,468 --> 00:05:25,266 Is this 100% silk? 202 00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:27,395 Lily, listen, 203 00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:27,395 we really need the money. 204 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,692 I have some leads on a job, 205 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,692 but until then, 206 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:32,072 I just... 207 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:32,072 I don't know 208 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:32,072 what else we can do. 209 00:05:33,449 --> 00:05:35,913 I'll sell my paintings! 210 00:05:35,913 --> 00:05:38,627 What? 211 00:05:35,913 --> 00:05:38,627 Yeah, I'll sell my paintings. 212 00:05:38,627 --> 00:05:41,800 Good oil paintings 213 00:05:38,627 --> 00:05:41,800 go for, like, $500. 214 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,094 Yeah. Totally. 215 00:05:44,012 --> 00:05:46,516 But... 216 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:48,772 Kids, sometimes, 217 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:48,772 you can do something right 218 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:48,772 a thousand times in a row. 219 00:05:48,772 --> 00:05:49,941 I love it. 220 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:51,694 It's a masterpiece. 221 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:55,577 That's it. 222 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:55,577 We're selling the TV. 223 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:58,708 I just want to come home 224 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:58,708 and stare at this all day. 225 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:01,296 Somebody call the cops! 226 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:04,469 My wife stole an awesome 227 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:04,469 painting from the museum! 228 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:09,563 But then that 229 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:09,563 thousand-and-first time... 230 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,943 that kind of money 231 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,943 only goes for real 232 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,943 paintings. 233 00:06:11,943 --> 00:06:14,031 Uh-oh. 234 00:06:14,031 --> 00:06:16,703 What does that mean? 235 00:06:16,703 --> 00:06:19,792 Look, it just means 236 00:06:16,703 --> 00:06:19,792 that we need money 237 00:06:16,703 --> 00:06:19,792 right now, 238 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:23,800 and I'm not sure that 239 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:23,800 selling your paintings 240 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:23,800 is how we're gonna get it. 241 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,721 You don't believe in me. 242 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:29,061 What? No, wait, wait! Of... 243 00:06:29,061 --> 00:06:30,939 Of course I believe in you. 244 00:06:30,939 --> 00:06:33,737 Marshall, I am proud 245 00:06:30,939 --> 00:06:33,737 of my work as an artist. 246 00:06:33,737 --> 00:06:37,160 My paintings are good. 247 00:06:33,737 --> 00:06:37,160 I bet Robin would buy one. 248 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,497 What now? 249 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:44,007 I love your painting, 250 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:44,007 I just... I'm trying 251 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:44,007 to be realistic. 252 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:47,180 Well, how much 253 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:47,180 money do we need for the 254 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:47,180 contractor to finish the job? 255 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,515 About $1,500. 256 00:06:48,515 --> 00:06:50,103 Okay. 257 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:53,568 So, if I sell three 258 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:53,568 of my paintings at 259 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:53,568 500 bucks a pop, 260 00:06:53,568 --> 00:06:56,824 then I get to 261 00:06:53,568 --> 00:06:56,824 keep all my clothes. 262 00:06:56,824 --> 00:06:59,705 We need money fast. 263 00:06:56,824 --> 00:06:59,705 Well, give me a week. 264 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,462 Okay, a week. 265 00:07:03,462 --> 00:07:04,715 Fine. 266 00:07:03,462 --> 00:07:04,715 Fine. 267 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,218 Fine. 268 00:07:17,992 --> 00:07:21,624 Pulling them off. 269 00:07:31,686 --> 00:07:34,775 Lily's first move in the 270 00:07:31,686 --> 00:07:34,775 great art challenge of 2008 271 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:37,948 was to display one of 272 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:37,948 her favorite paintings 273 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:37,948 at her friend's gallery. 274 00:07:37,948 --> 00:07:40,203 The night 275 00:07:37,948 --> 00:07:40,203 didn't go so well. 276 00:07:40,203 --> 00:07:42,624 I do my crappy art 277 00:07:42,624 --> 00:07:45,881 and I know what's in your 278 00:07:45,881 --> 00:07:47,592 But then 279 00:07:45,881 --> 00:07:47,592 at the last minute... 280 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,928 I love it. 281 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:50,223 You do? 282 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:52,769 Your top. 283 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:52,769 It's gorgeous. 284 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:52,769 Is that 100% silk? 285 00:07:52,769 --> 00:07:56,484 It's not for sale! 286 00:07:52,769 --> 00:07:56,484 My clothes are not 287 00:07:52,769 --> 00:07:56,484 for sale! 288 00:07:56,484 --> 00:07:58,865 So the next day, Lily took 289 00:07:56,484 --> 00:07:58,865 her painting to a coffeehouse 290 00:07:58,865 --> 00:08:01,078 that displayed 291 00:07:58,865 --> 00:08:01,078 local artists. 292 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:05,169 We've been sitting 293 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:05,169 here for hours, and nobody's 294 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:05,169 even glanced at my painting. 295 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:08,133 Come on. 296 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:08,133 Let's start 297 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:08,133 talking it up. 298 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:11,432 Wow! 299 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:11,432 I really like 300 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:11,432 that painting! 301 00:08:11,432 --> 00:08:13,185 It's neat! 302 00:08:13,185 --> 00:08:15,356 The colors are neat. 303 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:17,318 The shapes are neat. 304 00:08:17,318 --> 00:08:20,116 It's really just neat. 305 00:08:21,953 --> 00:08:23,122 What? 306 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,086 Observe. 307 00:08:26,086 --> 00:08:29,593 I think there's 308 00:08:26,086 --> 00:08:29,593 a dynamic quality 309 00:08:26,086 --> 00:08:29,593 to the brushwork that, 310 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,555 combined with 311 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,555 the fluid composition, 312 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:35,521 creates an almost 313 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:35,521 Kandinsky-like 314 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:35,521 emotional resonance. 315 00:08:35,521 --> 00:08:38,235 Yes, 316 00:08:35,521 --> 00:08:38,235 and you can 317 00:08:35,521 --> 00:08:38,235 still enjoy it 318 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:40,281 even if you're not 319 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:40,281 a pretentious douche. 320 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:44,205 Can you clarify something 321 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:44,205 for me about your critique? 322 00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:47,712 Are the colors "neat" or 323 00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:47,712 are they more neato-burrito? 324 00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:49,675 Mmm-hmm. 325 00:08:49,675 --> 00:08:51,386 Then again, 326 00:08:49,675 --> 00:08:51,386 red cowboy boots. 327 00:08:51,386 --> 00:08:52,764 I pull these off! 328 00:08:53,891 --> 00:08:56,814 I pull these off! 329 00:08:56,814 --> 00:08:58,818 You know what I 330 00:08:56,814 --> 00:08:58,818 hate most about Ted? 331 00:08:58,818 --> 00:09:00,029 What? 332 00:09:00,029 --> 00:09:01,824 His stupid hair. 333 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:04,913 His stupid, lame, 334 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:04,913 awesome hair. 335 00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:07,168 It's so stupid 336 00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:07,168 and awesome. 337 00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:11,468 You know what I 338 00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:11,468 hate most about Ted? 339 00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:11,468 What? 340 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,138 How he's always like, 341 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,894 "Oh, I want 342 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,894 to fall in love and 343 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,894 have a relationship. 344 00:09:15,894 --> 00:09:17,939 "I care 345 00:09:15,894 --> 00:09:17,939 about the people 346 00:09:15,894 --> 00:09:17,939 I have sex with." 347 00:09:17,939 --> 00:09:19,401 He's so lame. 348 00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:21,697 He's so lame and awesome. 349 00:09:23,826 --> 00:09:25,788 You know what he needs? 350 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:29,003 He needs to see 351 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:29,003 just how horrible he is 352 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:29,003 when he's in a relationship. 353 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,093 Yeah, 354 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,093 and I need to show 355 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,093 Ted that I'm over him. 356 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:35,642 Are you thinking 357 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:35,642 what I'm thinking? 358 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,144 I think so. 359 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,691 You're thinking of 360 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,691 having sex with Ted? 361 00:09:41,695 --> 00:09:44,158 After four days 362 00:09:41,695 --> 00:09:44,158 without selling a single 363 00:09:41,695 --> 00:09:44,158 painting, 364 00:09:44,158 --> 00:09:45,787 Lily was getting desperate. 365 00:09:45,787 --> 00:09:49,085 Painting for sale! 366 00:09:45,787 --> 00:09:49,085 $500! 367 00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,924 Lifelong dream 368 00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,924 hanging in the balance! 369 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:56,141 It's like 370 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:56,141 they don't 371 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:56,141 even see us. 372 00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:58,395 Yeah, we're dirt to them. 373 00:09:58,395 --> 00:10:00,274 What do you need money for? 374 00:10:00,274 --> 00:10:03,238 I'm trying to fix 375 00:10:00,274 --> 00:10:03,238 the hardwood floors 376 00:10:00,274 --> 00:10:03,238 in my new apartment. 377 00:10:03,238 --> 00:10:04,491 You? 378 00:10:04,491 --> 00:10:05,827 Heroin. 379 00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:10,419 Do you like heroin? 380 00:10:10,419 --> 00:10:11,714 Love it. 381 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,635 In fact, 382 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,635 if you sell that, 383 00:10:13,635 --> 00:10:16,890 I'm going to take your money 384 00:10:13,635 --> 00:10:16,890 and go buy some more heroin. 385 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:19,855 Thanks for your honesty, 386 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:19,855 crazy sock guy. 387 00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:23,278 I'm never gonna sell this, 388 00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:23,278 am I? 389 00:10:23,278 --> 00:10:26,242 It's not very good. 390 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:30,835 And just as she was 391 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:30,835 about to lose all hope, 392 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:30,835 something amazing happened. 393 00:10:31,754 --> 00:10:33,298 Oh, my God! 394 00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,344 Ha! 500 bucks! 395 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,348 Who's a real 396 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,348 painter now, 397 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,348 Marshall? 398 00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:39,435 Honey, I never said 399 00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:39,435 you weren't a real painter. 400 00:10:39,435 --> 00:10:41,231 I know, sweetie. 401 00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:44,362 And since I'm 402 00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:44,362 a professional 403 00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:44,362 artist now, 404 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:47,159 I'm going to sketch 405 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:47,159 you an Aldrin original, 406 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:50,709 you know, to say 407 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:50,709 thanks for being such 408 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:50,709 a supportive husband. 409 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,546 I'm thinking 410 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,546 about calling it 411 00:10:52,546 --> 00:10:54,298 Suck It! 412 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:56,763 Lily, come on. 413 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:56,763 I'm proud of you. 414 00:10:56,763 --> 00:10:58,473 Who bought it? 415 00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:01,312 Well, 416 00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:01,312 that's the best part. 417 00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:01,312 A gay couple without kids. 418 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,316 A G- 419 00:11:03,316 --> 00:11:04,779 You bagged a G-CWOK? 420 00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:06,448 Yeah, that's right. 421 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:09,078 They are the heart and soul 422 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:09,078 of the art-buying community. 423 00:11:09,078 --> 00:11:11,709 You know what you should do? 424 00:11:09,078 --> 00:11:11,709 You should call up the G-CWOKs 425 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,630 and offer them 426 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,630 a free painting 427 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,759 if they 428 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,759 throw a private art party 429 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,759 for all their G-CWOK friends. 430 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,848 That's an amazing idea. 431 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,848 I'm going to go call them. 432 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:22,773 I can probably sell 433 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:22,773 two more paintings 434 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:22,773 with time to spare. 435 00:11:22,773 --> 00:11:25,277 Wait, Marshall. There was 436 00:11:22,773 --> 00:11:25,277 something I had to tell you. 437 00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:27,406 What was it? 438 00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:27,406 Oh, that's right. 439 00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:29,118 Suck it. 440 00:11:36,174 --> 00:11:38,721 Hey, Ted, 441 00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:40,600 fancy bumping 442 00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:40,600 into you here. 443 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,062 Have you guys met 444 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,062 my girlfriend Abby? 445 00:11:43,062 --> 00:11:45,192 Yeah. 446 00:11:43,062 --> 00:11:45,192 Hi, Abby. So... 447 00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:46,570 Hello, Abby. 448 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,406 So you guys are dating now? 449 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:50,035 That's right. 450 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:52,414 I am done with this 451 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:52,414 whole "being awesome" thing. 452 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:57,174 Now I'm all about farmers' 453 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:57,174 markets and day hikes in 454 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:57,174 matching khaki cargo shorts. 455 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,512 Isn't that right, sweetie? 456 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,512 That's right. 457 00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:02,100 Girlfriends are lame. 458 00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:02,100 Unless they're me. 459 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,646 I miss you, Ted. 460 00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:07,194 Abby and I are in love. 461 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,240 Not hot, passionate love. 462 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,577 Couple love. 463 00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:12,997 You know, 464 00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:12,997 movie night 465 00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:12,997 with my girlfriend, 466 00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,960 then waiting for 467 00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,960 her to go to bed 468 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,966 so I can steal 469 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,966 one pitiful moment 470 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,966 of hollow ecstasy 471 00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:21,472 by the cold, blue light 472 00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:21,472 of my computer monitor. 473 00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:23,937 We're showing Ted 474 00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:23,937 how lame he is. 475 00:12:23,937 --> 00:12:26,441 You don't have 476 00:12:23,937 --> 00:12:26,441 to say it, though. 477 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,071 Okay, Barney, you can stop. 478 00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:31,451 Stop what, Ted? 479 00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:31,451 Stop being in love? 480 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,204 Next he'll ask us 481 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,204 to stop breathing. 482 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,587 We can't stop breathing, 483 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,587 Ted. 484 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:37,798 Your hair looks amazing. 485 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,967 Good. 486 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,764 Barney, 487 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,764 I see what you're doing. 488 00:12:41,764 --> 00:12:43,810 Please stop. 489 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:47,524 Not before I share with you 490 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:47,524 what being in a relationship 491 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:47,524 leads to, Ted. 492 00:12:47,524 --> 00:12:49,236 Abby, 493 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,949 pookie bear, 494 00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:55,165 I am so pathetically 495 00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:55,165 desperate for you that... 496 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,377 Aw, heck, 497 00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,377 I'll just say it. 498 00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:02,220 Will you marry me? 499 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,141 Wait, really? 500 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,605 I would never 501 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,605 joke about true love. 502 00:13:07,607 --> 00:13:09,109 Yes, I'll marry you. 503 00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:10,153 Okay. 504 00:13:12,199 --> 00:13:14,579 Thank you, thank you. 505 00:13:14,579 --> 00:13:16,415 I have to call my mom. 506 00:13:17,585 --> 00:13:18,963 That's you. 507 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,554 Yeah, I don't think 508 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,554 Abby knows you're kidding. 509 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:24,515 Yes, she does. 510 00:13:24,515 --> 00:13:26,562 It finally happened, Mama. 511 00:13:26,562 --> 00:13:30,027 I just wish 512 00:13:26,562 --> 00:13:30,027 Daddy were alive to 513 00:13:26,562 --> 00:13:30,027 walk me down the aisle. 514 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:33,951 Totally committed to the bit. 515 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,538 Yes, Lily Aldrin. 516 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,124 I sold you 517 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,124 the painting 518 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,124 earlier today. 519 00:13:37,124 --> 00:13:38,669 Honey, hello. 520 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,548 You sound happy. 521 00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:43,136 Are you kidding? We're 522 00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:43,136 popping the champagne 523 00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:43,136 right now. 524 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:46,602 Well, 525 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:46,602 I just wanted to offer 526 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:46,602 you an exclusive chance 527 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:48,940 to view some of 528 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:48,940 my other paintings. 529 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:52,989 Oh, honey, 530 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:52,989 oh, sweetie, I guess 531 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:52,989 I should have told you. 532 00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:54,408 We just bought 533 00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:54,408 that for the frame. 534 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,622 What? 535 00:13:56,622 --> 00:13:58,291 Yeah, it's an original 536 00:13:56,622 --> 00:13:58,291 Anton Kreutzer, 537 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,630 a very rare frame 538 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,630 from the turn of 539 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,630 the century. 540 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:04,178 So, you didn't 541 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:04,178 like my painting? 542 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,017 Oh, honey, 543 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,017 oh, sweetie, 544 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,017 no, not at all. 545 00:14:07,936 --> 00:14:10,107 But you know, 546 00:14:07,936 --> 00:14:10,107 good for you. 547 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,614 Okay. Wow! 548 00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:17,329 Well, if you didn't 549 00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:17,329 want the painting, 550 00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:17,329 can I... 551 00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:19,542 Can I at least get it back? 552 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,422 Yeah, no, 553 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,422 we don't have it anymore. 554 00:14:22,422 --> 00:14:23,717 Where is it? 555 00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:27,141 I see. 556 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,608 He threw out my painting. 557 00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:34,279 Champagne for 558 00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:34,279 everyone on me, 559 00:14:34,279 --> 00:14:36,117 the happiest 560 00:14:34,279 --> 00:14:36,117 guy in the world. 561 00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:41,169 Ginger ale. It's a bit. 562 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,436 This is great. 563 00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:52,775 My dream 564 00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:52,775 of becoming 565 00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:52,775 an artist is dead, 566 00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,988 and now I'm watching 567 00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,988 my wardrobe disappear 568 00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:56,199 piece by piece. 569 00:14:57,409 --> 00:15:00,082 There goes 570 00:14:57,409 --> 00:15:00,082 my favorite dress. 571 00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:02,044 This dress 572 00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:02,044 meant a lot to me. 573 00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,381 Really? 574 00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,381 Yeah. 575 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:08,599 It was spring 576 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:08,599 of 2004, and I had been 577 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:08,599 having a hard few months. 578 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,984 Da-amn. 579 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:16,573 I got a two-syllable 580 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:16,573 "damn" in this dress. 581 00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:19,287 A two-syllable "damn." 582 00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:21,415 That's the dream. 583 00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:21,415 Yeah. 584 00:15:21,415 --> 00:15:27,929 Now she belongs to 585 00:15:21,415 --> 00:15:27,929 canadagirl@metronewsone.com. 586 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,348 It's still in the family. 587 00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:33,231 Lily, you're not 588 00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:33,231 going to believe this. 589 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,275 Something amazing happened. 590 00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:35,401 What? 591 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,447 I went to the G-CWOK's 592 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,447 apartment. 593 00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:38,449 Really? Why? 594 00:15:38,449 --> 00:15:40,453 Because I felt guilty. 595 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:43,209 This auction was my idea, 596 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:43,209 and now you've had to 597 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:43,209 sit around all day 598 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:48,345 while a bunch of vultures 599 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:48,345 ruthlessly pick apart the 600 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:48,345 carcass of your wardrobe. 601 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,102 It's still in the family. 602 00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:55,192 And more importantly, 603 00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:55,192 I honestly love that 604 00:15:52,102 --> 00:15:55,192 painting 605 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:58,615 and I couldn't 606 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:58,615 stand to think of it 607 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:58,615 in a trash can someplace. 608 00:15:58,615 --> 00:16:00,369 Well, what happened? 609 00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:03,249 Well, hello. 610 00:16:03,249 --> 00:16:07,383 Hi. Lawrence, I'm here 611 00:16:03,249 --> 00:16:07,383 about the painting my 612 00:16:03,249 --> 00:16:07,383 wife Lily sold you, 613 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,345 the one in 614 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,345 the nice frame. 615 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,391 Talk about a nice frame. 616 00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:13,311 My, my, you are a big one, 617 00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:13,311 aren't you? 618 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:15,065 And you're married to 619 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:15,065 that little bit of 620 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:15,065 a thing. 621 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:18,947 How does that work? 622 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:18,947 I'd like to find out. 623 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:21,285 Yeah, we get it. 624 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:21,285 Gay guys like you. 625 00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:24,124 No, Lily, they love me, 626 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:25,544 but that's not 627 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:25,544 the important part. 628 00:16:25,544 --> 00:16:27,464 Here's the important part. 629 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,511 Since you're clearly a man 630 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,511 of impeccable taste and style, 631 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,641 I came down here to ask you, 632 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,146 what do you 633 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,146 think of the boots? 634 00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,278 Walter! 635 00:16:41,117 --> 00:16:42,286 Boots. 636 00:16:47,045 --> 00:16:50,427 Pulling them off. 637 00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:56,063 I'll be in the cab. 638 00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,533 G-CWOK-approved. 639 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,453 The painting. 640 00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:06,709 Right. So, 641 00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:06,709 they told me they threw it 642 00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:06,709 in the building's Dumpster. 643 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,588 It wasn't in there, 644 00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:10,634 but the super told me 645 00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:10,634 that he'd seen one 646 00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:10,634 Dr. Greer, 647 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,220 a veterinarian who 648 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,220 works in the building, 649 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,890 take the painting 650 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,890 out of the trash. 651 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,393 Dr. Greer? 652 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:18,942 Who's Dr. Greer and why 653 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:18,942 did he take my painting? 654 00:17:18,942 --> 00:17:20,779 You're about to find out. 655 00:17:22,199 --> 00:17:24,286 Long story short, 656 00:17:22,199 --> 00:17:24,286 I had to make a trash run. 657 00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:25,706 Been a busy day, 658 00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:25,706 lots of neuterings. 659 00:17:25,706 --> 00:17:27,334 We don't need the details. 660 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:28,795 No, it's not what you think. 661 00:17:28,795 --> 00:17:30,173 Oh, thank God. 662 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,342 Yeah, yeah, 663 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,342 mostly just 664 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,342 dog testicles. 665 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,346 Anyway, 666 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:36,310 I noticed your painting 667 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:36,310 just sitting right there 668 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:36,310 on top, 669 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:40,109 and I thought, 670 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:40,109 "Hey, free painting." 671 00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:43,909 So, I brought it upstairs 672 00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:43,909 and hung it up in Exam Room 3, 673 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,414 and then 674 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,414 the strangest 675 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,414 thing happened. 676 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,129 Hey, Muffin. 677 00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,639 Whoa, I think he remembers me 678 00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,639 from the last time he was 679 00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,639 here. 680 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,853 Take Muffin 681 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,853 to Exam Room 3. 682 00:17:57,853 --> 00:18:00,525 I'll meet you there. 683 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:03,114 I went in, 684 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:03,114 expecting the worst. 685 00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:08,833 I'd never seen 686 00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:08,833 Muffin that calm, 687 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:13,217 and then a little later, 688 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:13,217 the same thing happened 689 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:13,217 again with Tidbit, 690 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,390 and King Larry, 691 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:19,104 and again with 692 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:19,104 the Weinstein triplets. 693 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,740 Something about your art 694 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,740 speaks to the canine 695 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,740 sensibility 696 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,494 on a very primal level. 697 00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,540 Really? 698 00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,540 Dogs like 699 00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,540 my paintings? 700 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,170 Yeah. 701 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,170 But you know 702 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,170 who it bums out? 703 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:33,007 Birds. 704 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,885 Yeah. 705 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,885 Had a parrot 706 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,885 in there today. 707 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:37,265 He took one look at it, 708 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:37,265 pried open his cage, 709 00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:39,812 flew right into 710 00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:39,812 the ceiling fan. 711 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:45,700 Anyway, 712 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:45,700 because your first 713 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:45,700 painting worked so well, 714 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,828 I convinced Dr. Greer 715 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,828 to buy four more. 716 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,710 Really? 717 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,710 At $500 apiece. 718 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,882 That's 2 grand. 719 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,882 That's more than we 720 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,882 need for the contractor. 721 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,136 Yeah, but I was 722 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,136 actually thinking 723 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,136 we could reinvest it. 724 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,890 In what? 725 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,890 In you. 726 00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:04,987 Marshall explained 727 00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:04,987 that he was building a fancy 728 00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:04,987 new web site, 729 00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:08,202 specifically to sell Lily's 730 00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:08,202 artwork to veterinarians. 731 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:14,591 Well, it's not exactly 732 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:14,591 the clientele I had 733 00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:14,591 in mind, 734 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,720 but thank you 735 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,720 for believing in me. 736 00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:25,987 Man, birds do not get you. 737 00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:43,816 Hi, sweetie. 738 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,151 Hey, I think I 739 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,151 left my tie here. 740 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,151 Have you seen it? 741 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,865 No. I'm in 742 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,865 wedding-planning mode. 743 00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:50,871 Stressville, 744 00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:50,871 population me. 745 00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:50,871 Okay, big decision. 746 00:19:50,871 --> 00:19:52,123 What do you think 747 00:19:50,871 --> 00:19:52,123 the cake should be, 748 00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:54,962 Fudgie the Whale 749 00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:54,962 or Cookie Puss? 750 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:58,302 Yeah, 751 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:58,302 that was a bit. 752 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:58,302 We were doing a bit. 753 00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,471 So, I'm thinking Labor Day. 754 00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:01,350 I was going to 755 00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:01,350 say Fourth of July, 756 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:05,149 but I didn't want to 757 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:05,149 steal any attention 758 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:05,149 away from America. 759 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,324 Abby, I've got some bad news. 760 00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:12,540 I can't marry you. 761 00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:12,540 What? 762 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,919 Ted begged me not to. 763 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:16,756 I think 764 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:16,756 he's in love with you. 765 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:18,342 Really? 766 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:18,342 Yes. 767 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,139 Our plan 768 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,139 worked better 769 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,139 than we ever dreamed. 770 00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:22,810 You have to go to him. 771 00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:25,064 Here's his home address. 772 00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:26,735 But you know what? 773 00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:26,735 He works late, 774 00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:28,739 so I wouldn't go before 775 00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:28,739 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning. 776 00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,701 Oh, my God, thank you. 777 00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,830 But now I feel 778 00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,830 wrong keeping this. 779 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,751 Oh, yeah, 780 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,751 I wouldn't 781 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,751 worry about that. 782 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,253 That's made of candy. 783 00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:37,380 Later.