1 00:00:02,379 --> 00:00:03,855 - Hey guys! - Hey. 2 00:00:04,023 --> 00:00:05,971 It's freezing out there. Where's your coat? 3 00:00:06,097 --> 00:00:09,283 I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me. 4 00:00:09,451 --> 00:00:11,764 Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota, 5 00:00:11,889 --> 00:00:14,877 if it weren't for all the taxis, the skyscrapers and non-white people. 6 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:18,093 - There aren't any black people? - Not if Prince is on tour. 7 00:00:19,263 --> 00:00:21,705 ShalimarFox, Arrow 8 00:00:32,122 --> 00:00:34,979 Well, my sister's plane got in an hour ago, 9 00:00:35,105 --> 00:00:36,716 or as a meteorologist might say, 10 00:00:36,841 --> 00:00:38,884 Hurricane Heather has just made landfall. 11 00:00:39,311 --> 00:00:40,804 Come on. She's not that bad. 12 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:43,400 Here's the back of Heather's baseball card. 13 00:00:43,525 --> 00:00:46,130 It took her six years to graduate from three different colleges, 14 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,058 during which time she wrecked two cars, 15 00:00:48,184 --> 00:00:49,820 got married for five days, 16 00:00:49,945 --> 00:00:52,433 and lived in a tree for nine weeks, only to realize that 17 00:00:52,558 --> 00:00:54,951 no one had any intention of cutting it down. 18 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,797 And now, Heather says she's moving to New York. 19 00:00:58,215 --> 00:00:59,383 That's big news. 20 00:00:59,551 --> 00:01:01,951 She's never gonna go through with it. Remember a few years back 21 00:01:02,077 --> 00:01:04,268 when she talked about transferring to NYU? And then, 22 00:01:04,436 --> 00:01:06,106 on the day of the admissions... 23 00:01:06,698 --> 00:01:07,550 Heather? 24 00:01:07,857 --> 00:01:09,779 Where's my couch and my TV? 25 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:14,407 I sold them for Nine Inch Nails tickets. 26 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:17,229 The TV alone is worth two grand. 27 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,634 Well, a last-minute plane ticket is expensive. 28 00:01:21,635 --> 00:01:24,475 - Wait. Where are you? - Somewhere in Spain. 29 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:27,659 Oh! Gotta go. Slow song. 30 00:01:31,853 --> 00:01:32,864 Oh, crap. 31 00:01:33,443 --> 00:01:35,064 - It's Barney. - So? 32 00:01:35,189 --> 00:01:37,552 For all the years Heather's been visiting New York, 33 00:01:37,677 --> 00:01:39,213 Ted's never let Barney meet her. 34 00:01:39,463 --> 00:01:40,645 And I never will. 35 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:43,430 Every year when the Mosby family Christmas card shows up... 36 00:01:45,056 --> 00:01:47,145 Pulling down her pants 37 00:01:47,437 --> 00:01:49,241 Yanking off my own 38 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:51,346 Underneath the mistletoe 39 00:01:51,471 --> 00:01:53,292 I'll make your sister moan 40 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:56,990 Oh! Heather's hot, Heather's hot And we'll go all the way... 41 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:59,376 I wish I could see her naked 42 00:01:59,501 --> 00:02:01,549 I wish I could see her naked 43 00:02:01,717 --> 00:02:05,661 I wish I could see her naked. And down on all fours. 44 00:02:07,283 --> 00:02:10,449 Ted has a little sister Gets hotter every day 45 00:02:10,574 --> 00:02:13,870 And if I ever meet her With her boobies I will play! Everybody! 46 00:02:13,995 --> 00:02:15,369 Sister, sister, sister! 47 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:18,500 What? I can celebrate Hanukkah, too. 48 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:23,261 Oh, it's him again. I should probably get it. 49 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,928 - Hey, Barney. - Hey. What's on tap for tonight? 50 00:02:26,053 --> 00:02:27,992 We're heading over to Marshall and Lily's 51 00:02:28,118 --> 00:02:30,273 for a Kathy Bates movie marathon, but not Misery. 52 00:02:30,398 --> 00:02:31,876 You wanna join us...? 53 00:02:32,949 --> 00:02:33,863 He hung up. 54 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,978 - Hey. - Oh, it's great to see you. 55 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:44,510 Hey, kiddo. You look great. How are things back home? 56 00:02:44,678 --> 00:02:46,704 Well, I moved into your old room. 57 00:02:46,954 --> 00:02:50,105 Did you know that you can see miss Gottwald's bedroom across the street? 58 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:51,293 Oh, yes. 59 00:02:51,569 --> 00:02:53,987 I am aware of that. How's she looking? 60 00:02:54,156 --> 00:02:56,534 - Ted, she's 62. - Answer the question. 61 00:02:57,179 --> 00:02:58,496 Surprisingly perky. 62 00:03:00,477 --> 00:03:02,148 Man, it is cold out there. 63 00:03:02,606 --> 00:03:04,168 Why, hello. 64 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:08,658 I've been waiting for you. 65 00:03:09,777 --> 00:03:11,715 Wait a second. That's not our chair. 66 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,443 Did you bring that chair yourself? 67 00:03:14,036 --> 00:03:15,606 I need one that swivels. 68 00:03:31,563 --> 00:03:33,566 How did you even know Heather was coming into town? 69 00:03:35,044 --> 00:03:36,623 Never tell me anything! 70 00:03:36,748 --> 00:03:39,265 You know I can't keep secrets around Christmas! 71 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:40,831 Robin's giving you an iPod! 72 00:03:42,861 --> 00:03:45,533 Ted, can I chat with you for a sec in the kitchen? 73 00:03:46,510 --> 00:03:48,179 No one touch the chair. It's a rental. 74 00:03:49,807 --> 00:03:52,896 I can't believe you've been hiding your sister from me all these years. 75 00:03:53,065 --> 00:03:54,088 Do you blame me? 76 00:03:54,213 --> 00:03:55,575 You're like Weird Al Yankovic 77 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:58,425 if he only wrote Christmas songs about banging my sister. 78 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:02,499 Okay. First of all, I'm flattered. 79 00:04:03,461 --> 00:04:05,570 Secondly, they're just jokes. 80 00:04:05,695 --> 00:04:07,733 A bro can joke about another bro's sister. 81 00:04:07,858 --> 00:04:09,763 It doesn't mean I'm ever gonna act on it. 82 00:04:10,339 --> 00:04:12,511 I love my sister, and as her older brother, 83 00:04:12,636 --> 00:04:14,732 it's my job to protect her from guys like you. 84 00:04:15,331 --> 00:04:18,323 - You don't trust me, do you? - No. And I don't trust her either. 85 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:19,558 Fine. 86 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:20,597 Great. 87 00:04:21,318 --> 00:04:23,833 I guess I'll just... take my chair and go. 88 00:04:28,832 --> 00:04:30,597 Wait... Stop... Come back... 89 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:36,275 Lily and I are taking Heather out for dinner on Sunday. Do you wanna come? 90 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,453 I already called Hurley's and added a fourth. 91 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,494 - You really can't tell Lily anything. - No, you can't tell her... Jeez. 92 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:45,077 That year, the holidays were really making Aunt Robin miss Canada, 93 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,295 so Marshall brought her to the spot he went whenever 94 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,108 he got homesick for Minnesota: 95 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:50,470 The Walleye Saloon. 96 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:51,994 Evening, everybody. 97 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,395 - Marshall! - Meet Robin. 98 00:04:54,563 --> 00:04:55,450 Robin! 99 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:58,248 - Go back to drinking. - Drinking! 100 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,409 - What's up, Marshall? - Hey, what's u...? Bud! 101 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:04,694 - What's with the hitch in your giddyap? - I was playing some hockey today. 102 00:05:04,819 --> 00:05:07,129 - Tore up something in my knee. - Did you go to the hospital? 103 00:05:07,297 --> 00:05:10,024 Nah. I just poured some beer on it. Can't miss the Vikes game. 104 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,637 Twin Cities! 105 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,729 I love the guys here. 106 00:05:15,897 --> 00:05:19,530 They're real men. No hair products or manicures. 107 00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:21,782 All New York guys are like 10% girl. 108 00:05:22,685 --> 00:05:24,413 Come on. That seems a little unfair. 109 00:05:24,662 --> 00:05:28,024 I'll have the vichyssoise with just a soupçon of creme fraiche. 110 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:30,175 Too much dairy and I tend to bloat. 111 00:05:31,686 --> 00:05:34,057 So... I found an apartment today. 112 00:05:35,311 --> 00:05:37,912 - Really? - And I was hoping you'd have 113 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:41,087 a little more wine in you before I asked you this, but... 114 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,161 I need you to co-sign the lease. 115 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:48,306 Let me think about it. 116 00:05:48,852 --> 00:05:51,007 That means he's not going to do it. 117 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:53,680 I could really use your help on this. 118 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,713 Let's talk about this later, okay? 119 00:05:56,408 --> 00:05:58,021 Don't hold your breath. 120 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,687 What is it? 121 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,807 - You don't trust me? - You're my sister. 122 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,492 Now he's just stating a fact. 123 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,386 Look, Ted, 124 00:06:07,631 --> 00:06:10,174 I am serious about a career in finance, but... 125 00:06:10,299 --> 00:06:12,388 you just keep looking at me like I'm 126 00:06:12,513 --> 00:06:14,855 a four-year-old who says she wants to be an astronaut. 127 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:18,062 I just don't think you have any idea how tough it is to make it in New York. 128 00:06:18,317 --> 00:06:20,614 Exactly. You need connections. 129 00:06:20,912 --> 00:06:24,285 If only Ted knew someone who worked at, say... 130 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:27,356 Goliath National Bank, then... wait. 131 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:28,814 What? 132 00:06:29,925 --> 00:06:32,281 I work at Goliath National Bank. 133 00:06:32,406 --> 00:06:33,575 How'bout that? 134 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,649 All right. 135 00:06:36,890 --> 00:06:40,273 We got two Bemidji Pale Ales and... who ordered the mini-burgers? 136 00:06:45,168 --> 00:06:46,160 Oh, my God! 137 00:06:46,328 --> 00:06:47,954 Is that Fisherman's Quest? 138 00:06:48,123 --> 00:06:50,042 I used to play FQ all the time back home! 139 00:06:50,211 --> 00:06:51,879 Oh, yeah? I kinda have high score. 140 00:06:52,181 --> 00:06:54,270 Not to brag, but I caught... 141 00:06:55,418 --> 00:06:57,056 a 35-inch northern pike. 142 00:06:57,623 --> 00:07:00,032 The biggest video fish anyone's ever reeled in. 143 00:07:00,657 --> 00:07:02,353 I mean... freshwater. 144 00:07:03,785 --> 00:07:05,657 A tip of the angler's cap, my friend. 145 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,091 Thank you for bringing me here. 146 00:07:10,344 --> 00:07:11,547 Those are mine. 147 00:07:13,176 --> 00:07:14,988 This is not a good idea. 148 00:07:15,211 --> 00:07:17,597 Heather and Barney alone in his office? 149 00:07:17,765 --> 00:07:19,935 I certainly don't want to be on the hook for her lease. 150 00:07:20,104 --> 00:07:22,890 She is growing up. You just can't see it yet. 151 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,565 We're talking about a girl who was busted for shoplifting 152 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:26,907 eight months ago. 153 00:07:27,203 --> 00:07:30,684 Ted, a lot of women go through a shoplifting phase. 154 00:07:30,977 --> 00:07:33,284 And sure, maybe to this day, 155 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:36,445 they swipe the occasional smaller item because it turns them on 156 00:07:36,570 --> 00:07:38,598 in a weird way that they can't quite explain. 157 00:07:39,822 --> 00:07:40,628 But... 158 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:44,336 if it'll make you feel better, I'll tag along to GNB tomorrow. 159 00:07:44,461 --> 00:07:46,468 I'll say I'm having lunch with Marshall, 160 00:07:46,593 --> 00:07:49,119 but actually, I'll be spying on her and Barney. 161 00:07:51,268 --> 00:07:53,047 Okay, I'm good with that. 162 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:54,855 Heather! 163 00:07:55,115 --> 00:07:56,800 Heather! Good luck tomorrow at GNB. 164 00:07:56,968 --> 00:08:00,150 - I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead. - And I'll be spying on you guys. 165 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,182 Damn it! 166 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:08,282 "I'm drinking till I forget the 1999 NFC Championship"? 167 00:08:08,842 --> 00:08:10,036 That game. 168 00:08:10,392 --> 00:08:12,985 The Vikings were two minutes away from going to the Super Bowl, 169 00:08:13,111 --> 00:08:15,429 when our kicker, who hadn't missed all year shanked 170 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:17,801 a field goal, and we lost in overtime. 171 00:08:17,969 --> 00:08:18,768 Damn! 172 00:08:19,597 --> 00:08:22,061 '99 NFC Championship game? Damn! 173 00:08:24,022 --> 00:08:26,428 My dad, who I'd never seen cry my whole life, 174 00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:27,856 wiped away a tear. 175 00:08:28,453 --> 00:08:29,485 He said... 176 00:08:30,063 --> 00:08:32,330 "A little part of me just died, Son." 177 00:08:34,652 --> 00:08:37,082 I love how intense you guys are about your Vikings. 178 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:39,537 It's like when we watch hockey night in Canada... 179 00:08:41,987 --> 00:08:42,851 What? 180 00:08:43,221 --> 00:08:44,223 Don't let 181 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:47,679 anyone in here know that you're not from Minnesota. 182 00:08:47,804 --> 00:08:50,450 Why? What are they gonna do if they find out I'm from... 183 00:08:51,137 --> 00:08:53,217 Does this look like a Dallas bar to you, Pal? 184 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:56,555 It's weird, there's something comforting about being carried like this. 185 00:09:00,509 --> 00:09:01,270 Right? 186 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:03,700 Man, can you believe that guy? 187 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,323 So, Robin, where are you from? 188 00:09:11,556 --> 00:09:12,327 Bemidji. 189 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,128 Bemidji, Minnesota. 190 00:09:15,491 --> 00:09:16,565 Go, Vikes! 191 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:21,985 Kids, for what happened next, I'm gonna jump ahead a couple days. 192 00:09:23,368 --> 00:09:25,770 That is a pretty sweet briefcase. 193 00:09:25,938 --> 00:09:28,234 That's a pretty sweet security camera, too. 194 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,819 Oh! And there's another one. And a guard. 195 00:09:30,944 --> 00:09:34,670 - I'm planning on paying for it, Ted. - Yeah. You don't have the job yet. 196 00:09:35,714 --> 00:09:37,598 That door's a push, not a pull. 197 00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,506 There you go. 198 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,349 Thanks again for keeping an eye on her yesterday. 199 00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:45,408 Maybe I was wrong. She sounds like she handled Barney just fine. 200 00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:48,928 - Maybe she'll be able to handle NY. - No thanks necessary! 201 00:09:50,196 --> 00:09:51,780 - Why not? - I have a secret. 202 00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:53,951 No, I don't! Nothing happened. Something happened. 203 00:09:55,122 --> 00:09:57,013 - What happened? - Nothing. 204 00:09:57,139 --> 00:10:00,715 After Heather's interview, I went to say hi to Marshall for a few minutes, 205 00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:02,711 and when I came back... 206 00:10:03,858 --> 00:10:05,539 Oh, my God! 207 00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:09,481 Lily, before you say or do anything, I beg you one favor. 208 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,653 - What? - Get off that. It's Prada. 209 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:15,303 I am so sorry. 210 00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:17,283 I knew it. I knew it all along. 211 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,329 She is still the same, irresponsible train wreck that she always was, 212 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,851 - and when I see Barney... - You won't say a word. 213 00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:25,279 Ted, Heather begged me not to tell you. 214 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,852 She will hate my guts if she knows that I blabbed. 215 00:10:28,516 --> 00:10:31,807 Oh, I love that briefcase, but I can't afford it. 216 00:10:32,393 --> 00:10:33,941 You were right, Ted. 217 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:37,288 - I certainly was. - See? 218 00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:40,377 She didn't get the briefcase! That's responsible! 219 00:10:40,757 --> 00:10:43,926 And there's almost no way she had sex with anyone in there. 220 00:10:44,356 --> 00:10:46,036 Turning over a new leaf. 221 00:10:51,477 --> 00:10:52,637 Evening, everybody! 222 00:10:52,762 --> 00:10:56,243 So my dad and I are at the '99 NFC Championship game. 223 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:58,749 I say evening, everybody! 224 00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:00,896 And when we missed that field goal and lost... 225 00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:02,060 Damn! 226 00:11:02,526 --> 00:11:03,627 Damn! Damn. 227 00:11:05,405 --> 00:11:07,828 my dad, who I had never seen cry 228 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,519 in my entire life, 229 00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:12,453 wiped away a tear and said, 230 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:16,120 "A little part of me just died, Son." 231 00:11:16,619 --> 00:11:17,453 "Son"? 232 00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:21,959 I told it the way I'm gonna tell my son. 233 00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:25,559 If I'm ever lucky enough to have a son, 234 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:27,620 and name him 235 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:30,896 Rashad Tarkenton. 236 00:11:33,362 --> 00:11:35,184 - Great story. - Great story! 237 00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:38,326 But it does sound a little bit familiar. 238 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,831 I know! They totally ate it up. 239 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,709 I see what you're doing here. 240 00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:45,472 - What? - I brought you here as a favor because, 241 00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:48,160 because I felt sorry for you, okay? 242 00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:50,654 And now it's like you're trying to steal my bar. 243 00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:53,273 You think I'm trying to steal your bar? 244 00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,834 Oh, get oot. 245 00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:57,156 "Get oot"? What, are you Canadian? 246 00:11:57,596 --> 00:12:00,031 - No, I... - You want to impersonate a Canadian, 247 00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:03,152 just turn of the lights and get all scared! 248 00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:10,234 - What was that? - With Canada right across the border, 249 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:13,364 we Minnesotans sometimes like to make jokes at your guys' expense 250 00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:15,550 and they're all sort of along the same theme. 251 00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:18,900 - That we're afraid of the dark? - Yeah. For example: 252 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:23,074 Everyone, how many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb? 253 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:27,242 "What? No, the lightbulb's out? I'm scared!" 254 00:12:29,296 --> 00:12:32,518 That is insane. Why do you think the Canadians are afraid of the dark? 255 00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:35,453 Where does any prejudice come from? A stereotype starts, 256 00:12:35,578 --> 00:12:37,580 and all of a sudden it spreads like wildfire. 257 00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:40,017 Like Asians can't drive, Scotsmen are cheap, 258 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,162 Brazilians always put on way too much postage. 259 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,948 I just don't think this is gonna work out, Robin. 260 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:48,689 You can't be hanging out with people who belittle your beloved homeland, 261 00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,108 so I'll walk you out. 262 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,850 No, wait, I have something to say. 263 00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:55,912 Hey, everybody. 264 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,530 Let me tell you something about people from Canada. 265 00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:01,394 Please don't make a scene 266 00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:05,124 Do you know why Canadians never get a birthday wish? 267 00:13:05,677 --> 00:13:08,389 Because they're too afraid to blow out the candles. 268 00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:13,278 Oh, God, I love it here. God. 269 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:17,676 I think your prospects at GNB are good. 270 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,823 You certainly made it clear you're will to take any position. 271 00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,500 Are these new coasters? 272 00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,260 I hope you get the job. 273 00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:27,417 Nothing gives me more pleasure than filling an opening. 274 00:13:27,713 --> 00:13:30,174 I swear to God these coasters are thicker. 275 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,597 - I am willing to bend over backwards. - Okay, that's it! 276 00:13:33,774 --> 00:13:35,852 I cannot believe you had sex with my sister! 277 00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:39,350 - You blabbed? - Do you know what? 278 00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:42,560 This is a new batch of the old coasters. 279 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:45,334 I'm just gonna confirm that with the bartender. 280 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:48,590 You're mature and responsible now? Is it mature and responsible 281 00:13:48,715 --> 00:13:52,260 to go to your first big job interview in New York City and nail a total stranger? 282 00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:55,257 You've always been immature and irresponsible. You will always be 283 00:13:55,382 --> 00:13:56,734 immature and irresponsible. 284 00:13:56,859 --> 00:14:00,093 And I wouldn't cosign a library card for you, let alone a lease. 285 00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:03,199 - Barney and I didn't have sex. - Save it. Lily saw you. 286 00:14:03,368 --> 00:14:04,702 Or did she? 287 00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:08,768 You see, Ted, you had so little faith in Heather and me... 288 00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:11,768 we decided to give you exactly what you expected of us. 289 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,002 And I knew we could count on Lily to blab. 290 00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:15,348 Oh, my God! 291 00:14:16,058 --> 00:14:18,640 - What? Why would you do that? - Because you deserved it. 292 00:14:18,765 --> 00:14:20,818 Ted, you know I'm no saint. 293 00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:25,101 And yes, it's true that time I drove your mother to the airport, 294 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,661 well, let's just say there was a... 295 00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:31,777 very confusing, sexually charged moment in short-term parking, 296 00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:35,753 but I said I would never go near your sister, 297 00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:38,185 and I meant it. You should have trusted me. 298 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,046 You're so convinced I'm still some out-of-control teenager, 299 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,365 you missed the fact I grew up. 300 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,895 I'm gonna find a hotel. I'll get my things later. 301 00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:50,181 Merry Christmas. 302 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,209 Your mom and I kissed. 303 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,359 Better get a move on. You got 5 seconds to catch two more sturgeon. 304 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,655 Hey, we got a possible gill screen. 305 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:08,037 Forget it. You can't catch two fish with one hook. 306 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,148 No, 307 00:15:09,273 --> 00:15:11,493 but I can catch one fish 308 00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:13,441 and use that fish 309 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,531 to catch the other one. 310 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:20,344 High score! You beat Marshall! 311 00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:23,276 She's Canadian! 312 00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,865 Robin's Canadian! 313 00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:28,413 She's Canadian. 314 00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:32,795 She's not from Bemidji and she doesn't know a darn thing about the Vikings. 315 00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:35,063 You're just mad 'cause she got high score. 316 00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:39,081 In the '99 NFC Championship game 317 00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:41,617 - when the Vikings lost... - Damn! 318 00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:42,758 Oh, damn! 319 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:47,358 who was the kicker who missed the field goal? 320 00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,341 Rashad Tarkenton. 321 00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:01,077 Gary Anderson. 322 00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:04,895 He's now retired. Owns a fly-fishing business... 323 00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:06,528 in Canada. 324 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:09,902 Good-bye, Robin. 325 00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:22,434 You know what? 326 00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:24,564 I'm glad you found oot 327 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:27,488 because I'm proud to be Canadian. 328 00:16:28,407 --> 00:16:30,952 We may not have a fancy NFL team or Prince, 329 00:16:32,711 --> 00:16:35,156 but we invented Trivial Pursuit. 330 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:36,993 You're welcome, Earth! 331 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:41,226 Plus in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club 332 00:16:41,351 --> 00:16:42,935 and order alcohol. 333 00:16:43,647 --> 00:16:46,573 That's right. From Moosejaw to the Bay of Fundy, 334 00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:49,102 you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner 335 00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:52,857 while watching some coal miner's daughter strip down to her pelt. 336 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,040 Jealous? 337 00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:58,466 In Canada people don't care where you're from, 338 00:16:58,858 --> 00:17:01,591 as long as you're friendly and maybe loan them a smoke 339 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,518 or hand over a donut. 340 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,208 I'm proud to be from the Great White North... 341 00:17:08,052 --> 00:17:10,026 and I wish I was there right now. 342 00:17:13,295 --> 00:17:15,310 And we're not afraid of the dark. 343 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,758 I mean, we don't love it, but who does? 344 00:17:31,824 --> 00:17:33,153 Merry Christmas. 345 00:17:35,651 --> 00:17:36,584 Look inside. 346 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:43,223 You just, if you push it towards the... Not down, towards the middle. 347 00:17:43,391 --> 00:17:45,111 - Don't need your help. - Got it. 348 00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:54,578 You signed the lease. 349 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,251 You know why? 350 00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,794 Because you trust me and think it's a great idea? 351 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:03,355 Because I want to get to know you. 352 00:18:03,878 --> 00:18:04,968 The new you. 353 00:18:06,244 --> 00:18:07,266 Thanks. 354 00:18:11,727 --> 00:18:13,491 By the way, in your new neighborhood, 355 00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:16,330 you really should get a good solid deadbolt for the door. 356 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,412 If you want... 357 00:18:19,357 --> 00:18:20,391 to live. 358 00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:34,268 I'm so sorry for what happened back there. I acted like a total jerk. 359 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,501 - I shouldn't have said anything. - Look, I'm sorry. 360 00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:42,206 That was your place. I shouldn't have tried to make it mine. 361 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:45,550 Just every year at the holidays, I get homesick. 362 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:48,465 And so far, every year I've had a reason to stay: 363 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,269 a boyfriend, a job, 364 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,069 or something. 365 00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:56,092 But... this year for the first time, I don't. 366 00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:58,283 Yes, you do. 367 00:18:58,843 --> 00:18:59,666 What? 368 00:19:00,651 --> 00:19:02,749 We all love you, okay? 369 00:19:03,764 --> 00:19:05,495 If you ever moved back to Canada, 370 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,335 we would hop on a plane, we would track you down, 371 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,312 and after Barney dragged us 372 00:19:10,437 --> 00:19:13,068 to a few of those strip clubs you talked about, 373 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,529 we would bring you back right here where you're supposed to be. 374 00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:20,125 It's not New York without Robin Scherbatsky. 375 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,659 - Thanks. - Yeah. 376 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,010 I just miss it there sometimes. 377 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,937 I wish I could blink my eyes and be back in Canada for an hour, you know? 378 00:19:32,852 --> 00:19:34,528 I was hoping you would say that. 379 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:39,538 Once, there was this girl 380 00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:42,854 Who wouldn't go and change 381 00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:46,551 - With the girls in the change room... - How did you find this place? 382 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,720 - Feels like home, right? - There's one way to find out. 383 00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:54,234 Sorry there. Didn't see ya. Are you okay? 384 00:19:54,616 --> 00:19:57,557 - I'm fine. - Okay, sorry aboot that. 385 00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,060 Have a donut on the hoose. 386 00:20:00,185 --> 00:20:01,536 - Thanks. - Okay. 387 00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:07,652 You bumped into him, and he apologized and gave you a donut on the hoose? 388 00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:09,513 Oh, it's just like home. 389 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:12,820 Sorry! 390 00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:15,819 It's gonna be fine! Sorry. 391 00:20:17,597 --> 00:20:19,158 No one likes the dark. 392 00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:30,098 Next up from Ontario: Marshall Erickson. 393 00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,184 I didn't know you signed up. What's your song? 394 00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:33,937 I think you'll recognize it. 395 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,750 But that's okay, I'm gonna rock your body anyway 396 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,913 I'm gonna rock your body to Canada Day! 397 00:20:40,049 --> 00:20:42,163 Buddy, you can turn off the screen. We know the lyrics. 398 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,962 Everybody come and play 399 00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:49,636 Throw every last care away 400 00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:53,186 Let's go to the mall 401 00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:55,231 today!