1 00:00:02,504 --> 00:00:06,168 Every architect can point to that one design that changed their career. 2 00:00:06,293 --> 00:00:09,158 For me, it was around the time of my 31st birthday. 3 00:00:09,283 --> 00:00:13,280 It wasn't a museum or a concert hall or a skyscraper. 4 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:15,132 It was something else. 5 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:18,844 We're opening a restaurant called Rib Town, and we want it to be shaped... 6 00:00:19,574 --> 00:00:20,974 Like a cowboy hat. 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,684 Look, I need the work. I don't have any other options. 8 00:00:25,852 --> 00:00:27,853 - There's always that teaching job. - Yeah, 9 00:00:28,021 --> 00:00:31,473 I didn't work this hard to be stuck in some crappy, dead-end teaching job. 10 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,613 - No offense, Lily. - I got peed on three times today. 11 00:00:34,738 --> 00:00:36,112 No arguments here. 12 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,607 I just gotta nail this hat building so, I'll see you all in three days. 13 00:00:41,019 --> 00:00:44,537 For the next three days, I worked harder than I'd ever worked in my life. 14 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:48,833 And I got... nowhere. 15 00:00:52,713 --> 00:00:54,349 Hey, Ted, whatcha doing? 16 00:00:54,474 --> 00:00:56,507 Designing a building shaped like a hat. 17 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,634 - Now a good time to chat? - No. 18 00:00:58,802 --> 00:01:02,567 - So, what do you think of Robin? - I really need to get to work, so... 19 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:05,815 Great. Say you and I went suit-shopping, 20 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,880 and you happened upon a beautiful suit, 21 00:01:09,005 --> 00:01:11,105 a beautiful Canadian suit. 22 00:01:12,316 --> 00:01:13,616 Double-breasted. 23 00:01:15,027 --> 00:01:18,190 You try it on, but it's not exactly the right fit for you. 24 00:01:18,315 --> 00:01:20,740 So, you put it back. Then I try it on. 25 00:01:21,638 --> 00:01:23,088 I don't really want 26 00:01:23,328 --> 00:01:26,703 to take the same suit that you had your eye on, but at the same time, 27 00:01:26,828 --> 00:01:29,102 I really like that suit. 28 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:33,617 Buy the suit, Barney. You clearly care about it. 29 00:01:33,999 --> 00:01:35,421 Tell the suit how you feel. 30 00:01:39,044 --> 00:01:41,677 But Ted, rember that that was your answer because... 31 00:01:45,557 --> 00:01:46,957 The suit is Robin. 32 00:01:47,634 --> 00:01:48,631 I know! 33 00:01:49,741 --> 00:01:50,741 Right? 34 00:01:51,624 --> 00:01:52,980 I'm with you, buddy. 35 00:01:53,362 --> 00:01:54,356 You are now. 36 00:01:55,278 --> 00:01:58,152 - Because I explained it to you. - What do you talk... 37 00:01:58,831 --> 00:02:01,331 Sync by vNaru 38 00:02:13,809 --> 00:02:16,974 Come on, dude, you've been at this for three days without a break. 39 00:02:17,099 --> 00:02:19,522 It's your birthday. Come up to the roof and have a beer with me. 40 00:02:19,647 --> 00:02:21,406 No can do. Presentation is tomorrow. 41 00:02:21,531 --> 00:02:23,242 Hat buildings don't design themselves. 42 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,782 It's a rib joint for fat tourists. 43 00:02:25,907 --> 00:02:28,339 Just make sure the doors are wide and the chairs are reinforced. 44 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:31,333 Now, birthday beer on the roof. Let's go! 45 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:33,516 Why do you want me to come up to the roof so bad? 46 00:02:33,641 --> 00:02:36,292 - Are you throwing me a surprise party? - What? 47 00:02:37,152 --> 00:02:39,643 Ted, we threw you a surprise party last year. 48 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,177 Okay, you don't get two surprise parties in a row. 49 00:02:42,658 --> 00:02:45,395 The fact that anyone showed up at the first one was surprise enough. 50 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,100 Right? Two surprise parties in a row! 51 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,563 That is rich! 52 00:02:49,688 --> 00:02:51,832 That is rich! 53 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,081 Classic! 54 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:56,806 Classic... He still won't come up. 55 00:02:58,196 --> 00:02:59,778 Come on. What the crap? 56 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:02,531 I knew having a second surprise party was a bad idea. 57 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,409 Yes, Robin, I know. This party is... 58 00:03:05,714 --> 00:03:07,675 it's... it's a disaster. 59 00:03:07,996 --> 00:03:10,908 It was my idea. I take responsibility. 60 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:15,210 And there's really only one thing to do about it. 61 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:23,552 - Marshall, no. - Lily, I have to do this! 62 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,721 No point in putting it off any longer. 63 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:29,183 I should explain. You see, a few years earlier... 64 00:03:32,956 --> 00:03:35,064 Forget it. This is so not pimped out. 65 00:03:35,822 --> 00:03:38,116 If anything, this is pimped in. 66 00:03:39,426 --> 00:03:42,226 You know who knows how to live? Those people. 67 00:03:43,345 --> 00:03:45,407 The rooftop patio one building over from ours. 68 00:03:46,618 --> 00:03:50,357 Across a chasm of just six or seven feet awaited a landscaped paradise. 69 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:51,627 And best of all... 70 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:53,475 That looks to be one... 71 00:03:54,142 --> 00:03:55,167 hot... 72 00:03:56,064 --> 00:03:56,919 tub. 73 00:03:57,306 --> 00:03:58,866 Great. How do we get over there? 74 00:03:58,991 --> 00:04:01,423 What are we gonna do? Jump? 75 00:04:11,112 --> 00:04:12,612 I can jump that far. 76 00:04:14,581 --> 00:04:17,507 Marshall, lately it takes you two tries to get off the sofa. 77 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,332 You can't jump that far. 78 00:04:20,866 --> 00:04:22,528 - Really? - Really. 79 00:04:23,224 --> 00:04:24,224 Watch me. 80 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:33,492 But he didn't jump. 81 00:04:35,599 --> 00:04:37,068 This actually is kind of nice. 82 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,904 Right? Right? 83 00:04:42,561 --> 00:04:45,861 And in the years that followed, he kept almost jumping. 84 00:04:52,869 --> 00:04:54,714 But each time, without fail... 85 00:04:56,942 --> 00:04:57,810 Here we go. 86 00:04:57,935 --> 00:04:59,231 He didn't jump. 87 00:04:59,679 --> 00:05:02,776 But don't worry. 'Cause if I can make this jump tonight, 88 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,404 it's totally gonna save the party. 89 00:05:05,649 --> 00:05:07,781 Honey, please get down from there. 90 00:05:09,068 --> 00:05:12,208 When Evel Knievel sat astride his star-spangled rocket 91 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,372 on the rim of Snake River Canyon, 92 00:05:14,497 --> 00:05:17,541 do you think his wife said, "Honey, get down from there"? 93 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:20,987 For the last time, I am not Linda Knievel! 94 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:23,672 I will never be Linda Knievel! 95 00:05:25,139 --> 00:05:26,467 You don't need to remind me. 96 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:39,667 Marshall, please don't do this. Please don't jump. 97 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,815 I'm sorry, Lily, but I gotta do this. 98 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,692 - You can't do this. - Why? 99 00:05:44,593 --> 00:05:45,993 You want a reason? 100 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,096 I'll give you a reason. 101 00:05:48,221 --> 00:05:49,669 I'm pregnant. 102 00:05:50,597 --> 00:05:51,700 Oh, my God! 103 00:05:51,949 --> 00:05:53,786 Oh, my God, really? 104 00:05:54,194 --> 00:05:57,164 Lily, I mean, I noticed that you gained some weight lately... 105 00:05:57,973 --> 00:06:00,042 I was lying, you jerk! 106 00:06:01,169 --> 00:06:03,378 Go ahead and jump. I hope you die! 107 00:06:06,896 --> 00:06:09,046 That's all the permission I need. 108 00:06:14,118 --> 00:06:15,474 Listen, Robin... 109 00:06:20,278 --> 00:06:22,489 - There's something I have to tell you. - But wait. 110 00:06:22,614 --> 00:06:25,192 Before you do, I have to tell you something first. 111 00:06:27,043 --> 00:06:28,173 What is it? 112 00:06:29,082 --> 00:06:31,032 I think I'm in love with you. 113 00:06:42,941 --> 00:06:44,491 It's Ted. Everybody! 114 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:50,315 - Hey, Ted, what's up? - It's here, Lily. 115 00:06:51,947 --> 00:06:53,497 It's looking at me. 116 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:56,780 - What is? - The goat. 117 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,991 Now, I've told you some of the story of the goat already. 118 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:03,573 How Aunt Lily invited a local farmer to come talk to her class, 119 00:07:03,698 --> 00:07:05,075 and how he brought a goat, 120 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,232 and how he told the whole class what he was gonna do 121 00:07:07,357 --> 00:07:08,984 to the goat later that day. 122 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,086 And how Aunt Lily, in a fit of mercy, 123 00:07:11,547 --> 00:07:14,339 bought the goat off the guy in order to commute its sentence. 124 00:07:14,757 --> 00:07:16,675 Something amazing has happened. 125 00:07:16,843 --> 00:07:19,897 I was talking to Robin, I was all set to tell her how I feel, 126 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,806 but before I could, you'll never believe what she said. 127 00:07:23,257 --> 00:07:24,599 I think I'm in love with you. 128 00:07:25,406 --> 00:07:27,310 - What did you say? - What do you think I said? 129 00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:29,438 What would anyone say to something like that? 130 00:07:32,272 --> 00:07:33,736 Robin, listen. 131 00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:35,861 You're great. 132 00:07:36,394 --> 00:07:39,790 I mean, you're really awesome, but I mean, we're friends. 133 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,658 It's probably a bad idea. 134 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:43,743 I guess you're right. 135 00:07:46,229 --> 00:07:47,539 Have a good party. 136 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:49,035 You too, kiddo. 137 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:53,846 - What? - It's like, as soon as she said that, 138 00:07:53,971 --> 00:07:56,256 no more feelings. I'm not in love with her anymore. 139 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:59,828 So, you've been in love with this girl for the past year, 140 00:07:59,953 --> 00:08:02,824 and the second she reciprocates those feelings, 141 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,556 just like that, you're over her. 142 00:08:04,895 --> 00:08:06,516 How great is that? 143 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:15,609 This is a washcloth. 144 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:16,997 Not food. 145 00:08:34,776 --> 00:08:35,962 What the...? 146 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,690 This is it. 147 00:08:41,143 --> 00:08:42,143 Here... 148 00:08:42,486 --> 00:08:44,163 we... go! 149 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,307 This is it. 150 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:50,477 Tracey, Tracey, tell Lily what you just told me. 151 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:54,310 - That I just moved to New York? - No, no, but tell her how you got here. 152 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:56,280 I just got off the bus from Iowa. 153 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:59,521 I just got off the bus from Iowa! 154 00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:03,370 How lucky is it that an aspiring 155 00:09:03,495 --> 00:09:04,495 dancer 156 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,817 just off the bus from Iowa runs into 157 00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:09,988 the producer of the Rockettes? 158 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:13,583 I feel like I'm in one of those classic show biz stories. 159 00:09:14,028 --> 00:09:16,670 Honey, you are. You really are. 160 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,819 Tracey, why don't you make me one of those rum and beers 161 00:09:19,944 --> 00:09:21,841 - that your dad loves so much? - Sure thing! 162 00:09:24,539 --> 00:09:26,388 - Damn it. - What? 163 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:30,011 Everybody always says, "Don't tell Lily." 164 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,994 "Lily can't keep a secret." And, usually, they're right. 165 00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:35,230 But this time, I kept the secret. 166 00:09:35,912 --> 00:09:37,963 And then you come along with this crap 167 00:09:38,088 --> 00:09:42,085 and you force me to pull an old classic Lily and spill the beans! 168 00:09:42,865 --> 00:09:44,739 What beans? There's beans? 169 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,033 There's beans. 170 00:09:47,484 --> 00:09:49,036 The suit is Robin. 171 00:09:49,587 --> 00:09:50,587 I know! 172 00:09:51,706 --> 00:09:52,706 Right? 173 00:09:53,613 --> 00:09:54,958 I'm with you, buddy. 174 00:09:55,365 --> 00:09:56,334 You are now. 175 00:09:57,301 --> 00:09:59,796 - Because I explained it to you. - What do you talk... 176 00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:02,859 There you go. 177 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,307 Crap. 178 00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:12,877 - He said that? - Oh, my God! 179 00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:15,812 What a tremendous ground-breaking surprise! 180 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,596 - How long have you known? - 8 months. 181 00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:20,317 And you've kept it a secret since then? Good for you. 182 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,130 Good for you, Lily. 183 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,780 I mean, what a bombshell. Who saw that coming? 184 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:28,187 - How long have you known? - Seven months, 29 days. 185 00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:30,242 God, what am I going to do? 186 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,406 I don't know. 187 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,121 What are you going to do? 188 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,999 I'm going to marry Barney in a big church wedding. 189 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,545 We're going to move to some sleepy New Hampshire town 190 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,003 and open a bed-and-breakfast. 191 00:10:41,388 --> 00:10:42,759 - Really? - No! 192 00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:44,424 It's Barney. 193 00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:45,636 I mean... 194 00:10:46,352 --> 00:10:47,464 it's Barney. 195 00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:49,753 But it's Barney. 196 00:10:50,452 --> 00:10:51,556 I got to tell him no. 197 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:54,451 Oh, man, you're going to break his... 198 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:58,647 Whatever it is that pumps that black sludge through his veins. 199 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,357 Crap. You're right. 200 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:03,036 The first time Barney expresses feelings for a girl 201 00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:04,578 and she rejects him? 202 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:07,152 And not just any girl. I mean... 203 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:09,923 It will destroy him. 204 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:13,307 Okay, well, first of all... 205 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,208 Second of all, there is a maneuver you can try. 206 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,457 It's high-risk, but it's also high-reward. 207 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,135 For lack of a better term, I'm going to call it... 208 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:28,385 - The Mosby. - The Mosby? 209 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,443 No, she couldn't Mosby him. 210 00:11:30,568 --> 00:11:33,723 - She could Mosby the crap out of him. - What's the Mosby? 211 00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:35,963 Robin, you remember your first date with Ted? 212 00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:39,203 You wanted to hop on the T-train and take a ride downtown. 213 00:11:39,328 --> 00:11:40,980 I was ready to jump that turnstile. 214 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,775 What changed all that? 215 00:11:44,962 --> 00:11:46,526 I think I'm in love with you. 216 00:11:46,697 --> 00:11:47,445 What? 217 00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:50,365 The Mosby! 218 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,180 - That is genius. - Thank you. 219 00:11:53,305 --> 00:11:54,035 And... 220 00:11:54,763 --> 00:11:55,763 excuse me. 221 00:11:58,339 --> 00:12:00,442 I mean, you're very pretty, but you're freakishly tall, 222 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,114 and you don't believe in ghosts. 223 00:12:03,842 --> 00:12:06,530 So, when she said she thinks she's in love with me, 224 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,758 she meant the opposite. 225 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:09,844 Exactly. 226 00:12:09,969 --> 00:12:12,095 And look how well it worked. You're back to normal. 227 00:12:12,343 --> 00:12:13,930 Yes. Yes, I am. 228 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,786 And it is great. It's awesome. 229 00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:21,035 - So, Robin's not in love with me. - Nope. 230 00:12:22,816 --> 00:12:23,983 Why not? 231 00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:28,403 Mr. Goat? 232 00:12:44,109 --> 00:12:44,919 Mr. Goat? 233 00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:49,491 That's it. 234 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,470 Stupid goat. 235 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:57,932 I do not understand your fascination with this washcloth. 236 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,727 I guess that's what happens when you have a brain the size of a... 237 00:13:10,259 --> 00:13:12,126 Marshall, can you just go get Ted? 238 00:13:12,295 --> 00:13:15,622 Lily, I was just about to jump. 239 00:13:15,747 --> 00:13:18,560 Didn't you hear me saying "Okay" over and over again? 240 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,593 Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead and jump. 241 00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:21,700 No, it's fine. 242 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,286 Sorry, everybody. 243 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,587 Lily won't let me jump. 244 00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:33,001 Thank God. 245 00:13:43,349 --> 00:13:44,366 Hospital! 246 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,928 What happened exactly? 247 00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:52,568 What happened is you let a freaking wild animal 248 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:54,143 into our apartment. 249 00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:55,894 I was savaged. 250 00:13:56,254 --> 00:14:00,132 That is the sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world. 251 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,753 Sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world? 252 00:14:04,151 --> 00:14:05,885 I was pretty sleep-deprived at this point, 253 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,872 so this probably isn't how it really happened, 254 00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:09,308 but here's how I rember it. 255 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,371 So, you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat? 256 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:34,624 If anything, that goat tried to make it with me. 257 00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,503 - Can I go, please? - Sure, you can go. 258 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,548 But remember, buddy, "baa" means "baa." 259 00:14:44,147 --> 00:14:46,720 Great. Great. Now I'm going to be late for my presentation. 260 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,973 Thanks a lot, Mr. Goat. 261 00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:51,517 Mr. Goat? Ted, that goat's a girl. 262 00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:54,523 - Her name's Missy. - You got beat up by a girl. 263 00:15:02,598 --> 00:15:03,487 So. 264 00:15:03,656 --> 00:15:07,074 - You're in love with me. - What? Yeah. Very much. 265 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,336 Okay, you can knock it off. Lily told me. 266 00:15:10,538 --> 00:15:11,412 Damn it. 267 00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:13,706 I can't believe you would do that. 268 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,613 It's just... 269 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:17,376 Like, I care about you, Barney. 270 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:18,419 And... 271 00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,989 This kind of stuff, the emotional stuff? 272 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,258 It's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble. 273 00:15:24,603 --> 00:15:26,385 Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble. 274 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,262 Maybe I want the trouble. 275 00:15:29,515 --> 00:15:31,531 I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time. 276 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:34,189 But with you, the trouble doesn't seem so... 277 00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:36,029 troubling. 278 00:15:37,592 --> 00:15:38,981 I don't know. I thought... 279 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,984 I guess I thought you felt the same way. 280 00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:44,528 Maybe I do. 281 00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,446 I don't know. 282 00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:50,395 I'm not exactly the biggest confronter of feelings. 283 00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:54,488 I mean, clearly, there's something between us. 284 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,775 Maybe my head was saying, "Nip it in the bud" 285 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,496 because my heart was... 286 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:01,516 saying something else. 287 00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:04,324 Look... 288 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,717 I have feelings for you, Barney. 289 00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:09,762 Maybe I even love you. 290 00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:12,681 This is going pretty fast, don't you think? 291 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:15,554 - What? - We have a good friendship going. 292 00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:16,935 Why screw up a good thing? 293 00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:18,354 Friends? 294 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:20,992 Friends. 295 00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:24,650 My God. You just did it again. You just Mosby'd me. 296 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:27,112 - I did not. - You did. You little minx. 297 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,198 Okay, you're right. I did just Mosby you. 298 00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,366 Why are you so afraid of giving this a chance? 299 00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:34,286 Because I am scared of how much I like you. 300 00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:35,788 This is a bad idea. 301 00:16:35,956 --> 00:16:37,873 You're right. This is a mistake. 302 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,258 - Yes. No. - I love you. 303 00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:41,126 - Let's be friends. - Friends, then. 304 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:42,796 - I love you. - Let's get married. 305 00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:44,963 - No, you're smothering me. - Okay, forget it. 306 00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:52,763 You know what? We can sort this out later. 307 00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:55,156 - That sounds good. - That sounds good. Let's go. 308 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,689 It had been a long and crazy night, 309 00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:00,938 but that morning, against all odds, 310 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,565 I made it to my presentation. 311 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,502 Here you have it, gentlemen. 312 00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:05,627 Rib Town. 313 00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:07,236 Right? 314 00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:08,921 Right? 315 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:13,700 Ted, listen. You're great, 316 00:17:13,943 --> 00:17:15,693 and you've done a real... 317 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,507 special job here, 318 00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,720 and you're going to make some other restaurant 319 00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:21,041 very happy someday, 320 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:22,209 but... 321 00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:23,330 we have... 322 00:17:23,574 --> 00:17:24,787 decided to go... 323 00:17:25,134 --> 00:17:26,784 another direction here. 324 00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:28,196 What? 325 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:30,082 Feast your eyes on... 326 00:17:31,443 --> 00:17:32,344 Rib Town! 327 00:17:35,948 --> 00:17:37,133 Sven. 328 00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:43,313 I'll tell you one thing. I'm never eating ribs again. 329 00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:45,023 Yeah, right. 330 00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:46,723 I am never... 331 00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:48,588 eating ribs... 332 00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:49,888 again! 333 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:52,850 In front of Ted! 334 00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:54,950 This is a disaster. 335 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:57,879 How am I going to come back from this? 336 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,515 Okay, I'm just going to ask this. 337 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,499 Do you really want to come back from this? 338 00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:06,078 - What's that supposed to mean? - Architecture is killing you, Ted, 339 00:18:06,525 --> 00:18:08,589 and it's killing us to watch it killing you. 340 00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:11,764 You're like that goat with the washcloth. 341 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,658 You want it so bad, 342 00:18:13,783 --> 00:18:16,062 and every time the world tries to take it away from you, 343 00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:17,514 you keep grabbing it. 344 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,057 But you know what? 345 00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:21,894 It's just a washcloth. Why do you even want it? 346 00:18:22,384 --> 00:18:24,895 Because I have to be an architect. 347 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:25,939 That's... 348 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,983 That's the plan. 349 00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:31,236 Screw the plan. I planned on being a famous artist. 350 00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:34,023 Marshall planned on being an environmental lawyer. 351 00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:36,617 Robin planned on being a TV reporter. 352 00:18:37,913 --> 00:18:39,527 I am a TV reporter. 353 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,370 I'm on every morning at 4:00 a.m. 354 00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:42,785 Is that still on? 355 00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:44,291 Good for you. 356 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,098 Somebody watch it, please. 357 00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:48,670 Barney planned on being a violinist. 358 00:18:49,804 --> 00:18:51,006 Don't tell me things. 359 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:55,234 You can't design your life like a building. 360 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,239 It doesn't work that way. 361 00:18:57,791 --> 00:19:00,265 You just have to live it, and it will design itself. 362 00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:02,518 So, what, I should just do nothing? 363 00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:06,277 Listen to what the world is telling you to do 364 00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:07,606 and take the leap. 365 00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:16,948 You're right. 366 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,168 You're absolutely right. 367 00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:22,215 I love you, Lily. 368 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,457 Metaphorical leap. 369 00:19:25,626 --> 00:19:27,396 Metaphorical leap! 370 00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:29,421 - Not cool. - Don't do it. 371 00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:30,420 Not cool. 372 00:19:39,415 --> 00:19:41,807 - I did it! - Baby, you did it. 373 00:19:41,994 --> 00:19:44,392 - I can do anything! - Yes, you can. 374 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,019 I'm getting a motorcycle! 375 00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,604 You absolutely are not! 376 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:49,690 Okay, sorry. Guys, come on over. 377 00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:28,520 That was the year I got left at the altar. 378 00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:32,447 It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender. 379 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:34,359 The year I got fired. 380 00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:37,195 The year I got beat up by a goat. 381 00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,117 A girl goat, at that. 382 00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:42,075 And damn it if it wasn't the best year of my life. 383 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,746 Because, if any one of those things hadn't happened, 384 00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:53,569 I never would have ended up and turned out to be the best job I ever had. 385 00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:56,295 But more importantly, 386 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,361 I wouldn't have met your mother, 387 00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:00,846 because, as you know... 388 00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,797 she was in that class. 389 00:21:04,073 --> 00:21:06,672 Of course, that story is only just beginning.