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Kids, your

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uncle Barney had been called

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a lot of names

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over the years.

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Jerk!

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Bastard!

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Barack Obama, Jr.?

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Mmm-hmm.

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And, yes. We can.

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But there's

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one name none of us ever

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expected to hear him called.

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Boyfriend. Barney

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Stinson is my boyfriend.

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I've said it,

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like, 100 times.

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It still sounds

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weird to say.

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Well, anything

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sounds weird if

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you say it 100 times.

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Bowl.

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Bowl.

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Bowl.

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But other than that,

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things are good?

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Bowl.

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Bowl.

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I don't know.

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I think Barney's

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been single for too long.

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Bowl.

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Like, the other night,

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I wake up at 4:00 a.m...

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Barney, are you awake?

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Barney?

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Barney. This is

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not a one-night stand.

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We're dating.

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Come back to bed.

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Bowl. Bowl.

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That's happened three times.

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And it's not just that,

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it's other things.

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Hey. What's wrong?

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It was just one thing

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after another at

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work today,

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and then I found out

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my aunt's in the hospital.

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I'm just...

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I'm feeling so

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overwhelmed and it's just...

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What you need to do

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is talk through this stuff.

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Thanks.

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And then,

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once you're off

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the phone with Lily,

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I'll be down in the bar

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ready to have sex. Okay?

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Bowl.

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Look, I'm not

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the touchy-feeliest

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person in the world, but,

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a little more

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effort would be nice.

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Bowl. Bowl.

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I understand.

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I guess,

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in a lot of ways,

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Barney doesn't stack up.

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Bowl. Bowl.

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I mean, you've had some

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pretty incredible boyfriends.

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Bowl. Bowl.

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Bowl. Bowl. Bowl.

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No, that's not it.

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I don't know.

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Bowl. Bowl.

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Maybe he just

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doesn't have it in him.

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Bowl. Bowl. Bowl.

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Maybe this whole

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thing's a big mistake.

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Bowl.

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Bowl?

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She really said that?

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And she meant it.

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Trust me.

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I dated Robin for a year.

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If you don't

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want to lose her,

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you gotta try

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a little harder.

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Be more attentive to

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where she is emotionally.

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You know,

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just be present.

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Yes, totally.

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Yeah. Only thing,

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and this is just me,

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I like my testicles

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attached to my body,

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rather than rolling around

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next to some eyeliner in

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Robin's purse.

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Stinson out!

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But then,

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a funny thing happened.

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Over the

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next couple of weeks,

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Barney was thoughtful,

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considerate, sweet.

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In short,

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the perfect boyfriend,

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which, to Robin,

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meant only one thing.

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He's cheating on me.

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What?

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Why else would

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he buy me flowers?

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He's getting

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some on the side.

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Come on, Robin.

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Barney's not the type

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of guy who would...

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Go on.

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Plus, he keeps

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saying he's working late.

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But when I call his office,

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they say he left hours ago.

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Well, that doesn't

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prove anything.

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Yes. Proof. Good word.

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I'm glad you brought

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that up.

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Barney's briefcase.

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He forgot it here

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this morning.

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And what do you

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plan on doing with it?

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We. We, you and I,

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are going to open it

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up and look for evidence.

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Ted probably

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has a sledgehammer

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around here somewhere.

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No! Stop! Stop!

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Eye contact. Listen to me.

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Robin Scherbatsky

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is many things.

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Friend, confidant,

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occasional guest star

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in some confusing dreams

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that remind me a woman's

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sexuality is a moving target.

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But she is

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no crazy, jealous

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stalker-bitch. Let go.

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Hey, I've been down in

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the basement storage area

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going through all the stuff

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that Lily and I left behind

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when we moved out.

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I'm sorry, Robin.

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We should've

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cleared it out

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for you much sooner.

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There's a basement

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storage area?

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You're not upset. Good.

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Baby, guess what I found.

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That's great, honey.

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What the hell is that?

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Marshall got it in college.

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He used it as a nightstand

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for years.

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Until we found out that

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Lily was allergic to

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barrel resin.

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Barrel resin?

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Just go with it.

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So, you need a hand

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throwing it out?

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No, I'm not...

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I'm not just going

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to throw her out, okay?

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Mabel's like family.

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So, what are you

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going to do with Mabel?

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I want to

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give her away to

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a lucky new owner.

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Do you know anyone?

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Yeah, let me think.

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Do I know any rodeo clowns?

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That's weird, I do.

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But even Lenny wouldn't go

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near that mess.

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Well, he's not

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going to have

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the chance

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because I am

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putting old Mabel

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in the Bermuda Triangle.

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"The Bermuda Triangle"

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was the name we'd given

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years earlier

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to the curb right

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in front of our building.

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Whenever we wanted

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to give something away,

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we'd put it right there.

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It was uncanny.

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This is so exciting.

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Right now,

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there's someone

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out there who has no idea

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that tonight they're

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going home with just...

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Just the best barrel.

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Well, let's just hope they're

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not allergic to barrel resin

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like Lily here.

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Be cool, baby. Damn.

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See you, sweetie. Good luck.

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Bye, babe.

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Now, can we please

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get out of here?

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Yeah. I'll grab my coat.

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Oops.

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A college notebook?

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Oh, my God,

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he's cheating on me

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with some college girl.

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I knew there was a skank,

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but I thought she'd

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at least be dumb.

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"Birthday, July 23.

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"Favorite hockey team,

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the Vancouver Canucks.

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"Age 29, but tells

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people that she's 26."

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Oh, my God,

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these are notes about me,

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or some 29-year-old

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version of me.

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I hope I'm not too late!

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I want to

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see the look of joy

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on the new owner's face!

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She's still there!

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Okay, Mabel,

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let's find you a new home.

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Here comes a guy!

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And he...

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He just walked,

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walked right on by it.

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He's probably

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rushing home to get

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a handcart or something.

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Yeah! Hey,

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better hurry up, pal.

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What are you guys

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doing with Barney's

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secret Robin notebook?

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Let me rephrase that.

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Did you two ladies

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lose some weight?

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What do you know

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about this, Marshall?

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Why would

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Barney have a notebook

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full of information about me?

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Well...

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The truth was

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Barney was taking a night

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school class taught by me.

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Welcome to Robin 101.

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Why is

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Ted teaching

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a class about me?

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It all started

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a few weeks ago.

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rather than rolling around

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next to some eyeliner in

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Robin's purse.

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Stinson out!

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Stinson back in.

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Say, hypothetically,

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I did want to change who I am

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to become a better

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boyfriend to Robin,

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which I do not,

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what kind of changes

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are we talking about?

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Why... There's just so much

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you need to know about her.

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Okay, for starters, don't

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ever cry in front of her.

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Okay.

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And whatever you do, don't

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cry in front of her

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four times.

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Hey, guys.

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What you talking about?

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Fantasy football.

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Fantasy football.

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They realized they

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couldn't talk about

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this stuff at the bar,

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and since you live with Ted,

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they had to find

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someplace safe.

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So, Ted's classroom.

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"How To Date

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Robin Scherbatsky."

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Lesson one.

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Now, even though she

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puts up a tough exterior,

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what Robin really wants,

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deep down...

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I'm bored.

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You said you wanted my help.

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Can we draw boobs

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on the chalkboard?

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We did that already.

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No, like, really big boobs.

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No. Look, I need this, too.

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I've only been a professor

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a few weeks.

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Being up here, it's...

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It's good practice for me.

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Can we have class outside?

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No. What Robin really

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wants, deep down is...

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Barney.

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What? I'm tweeting about you.

340
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You should be flattered.

341
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How do you spell

342
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"blah-blah-blah"?

343
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"H's" or no?

344
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Wow, you were just, like,

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the worst student in the

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world, weren't you?

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They said

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I had A-D... Something.

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Can we have class outside?

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Barney, I'm only gonna

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say this once, so listen up.

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I love you and I love Robin.

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And I want to make this work.

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So, if you give me

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a few weeks of attention,

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I could give you

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a lifetime of happiness.

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Can you do that for me?

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Do you think I should

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get Sports Illustrated

361
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for 70% off the cover price?

362
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Can we have class outside?

363
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I gotta

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find a way to

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reach this kid.

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"Class number two."

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"Top 10 Robin Scherbatsky

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Facial Expressions and

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Their Meaning."

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00:08:50,699 --> 00:08:52,825
Now, notice

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the vacant eyes,

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the pale,

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queasy expression,

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suggesting nausea.

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What do these mean?

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00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,039
You guys just had sex?

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00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,835
Wasn't me.

378
00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:05,505
Dude! I worked really

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00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:05,505
hard on these slides, okay?

380
00:09:05,547 --> 00:09:07,131
Can we just...

381
00:09:05,547 --> 00:09:07,131
Okay.

382
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,842
This look is hunger.

383
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If you ever see

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Robin looking like this,

385
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get some food in her quick,

386
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or one of two things

387
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,013
will happen.

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One. Weird,

389
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out-of-context laughter.

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Or two.

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Spontaneously falling

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asleep in strange places.

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But the most important

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facial expression of all?

395
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That's a building.

396
00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:34,825
Oh. That's for my class.

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The Flatiron Building.

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Fun story about it.

399
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It was designed by Chicago's

400
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Daniel Burnham in the

401
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Beaux-Arts style.

402
00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,166
This architectural gem...

403
00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:43,251
Dude!

404
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,835
Right.

405
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,630
The most important

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00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,630
facial expression of all.

407
00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:54,178
Whoa.

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Flared nostril ridges.

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Wide, unblinking eyes.

410
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:06,190
If you ever, ever see

411
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:06,190
this face, Barney, run.

412
00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:11,028
And don't take

413
00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:11,028
a picture of it.

414
00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:11,028
She will punch you.

415
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:17,076
And you will cry for

416
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:17,076
the third time that night.

417
00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,250
Which brings us to

418
00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,250
an important point.

419
00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,420
Defusing the bomb.

420
00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:30,965
"Defusing the bomb"?

421
00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:30,965
What does that even mean?

422
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,926
"Three Topics

423
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,926
to Distract Robin

424
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,926
From Being Mad at You."

425
00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:36,137
Distract me?

426
00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:36,137
That is so condescending.

427
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,431
These guys are really

428
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,431
starting to piss me off!

429
00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:42,226
"Immediately

430
00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:42,226
switch the conversation

431
00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:42,226
to one of the following,

432
00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:44,854
"unless you want Robin

433
00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:44,854
to start throwing her shoes."

434
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,571
What? That's not distracting.

435
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:56,324
That's just talking about

436
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:56,324
the story of a scrappy

437
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:56,324
little underdog team

438
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,743
that prevailed despite

439
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,743
very shaky goaltending

440
00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:01,036
and, frankly,

441
00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:01,036
the declining

442
00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:01,036
skills of Trevor Linden.

443
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,962
You have to

444
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,962
clean your gun.

445
00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:12,131
My uncle had

446
00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:12,131
a filthy, old shotgun,

447
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,966
blew both his thumbs off

448
00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:13,966
trying to shoot a beaver.

449
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,885
You... You want

450
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,885
to distract someone,

451
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,804
make them watch my uncle

452
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,804
try to eat corn on the cob.

453
00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,978
Did you know that

454
00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,978
before intercourse,

455
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:29,858
the male and female emperor

456
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:29,858
penguins bow to each other?

457
00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:32,985
"Mr. Penguin."

458
00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:32,985
"Mrs. Penguin."

459
00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,988
Oh, God,

460
00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,988
silly penguins,

461
00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,988
acting all fancy.

462
00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,992
What were

463
00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,992
we talking about?

464
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,995
Uh-oh,

465
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,995
looks like we got a taker.

466
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:45,998
Come on, dude.

467
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:45,998
You know you want to.

468
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,751
A guy like you,

469
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,751
beard, no mustache.

470
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,170
You're exactly

471
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,170
the kind of guy who

472
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,170
could use a sweet barrel.

473
00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:52,963
Do it.

474
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,759
No. That's not

475
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,759
a fire hydrant!

476
00:11:56,801 --> 00:12:00,012
For shame, sir. For shame!

477
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,182
I bet

478
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,182
you couldn't even grow

479
00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,182
a mustache if you wanted to!

480
00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:04,767
Neither can you, sweetie.

481
00:12:04,809 --> 00:12:06,352
Well, he doesn't

482
00:12:04,809 --> 00:12:06,352
know that, baby! God!

483
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,357
Ted's only

484
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,357
teaching Barney

485
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,357
horrible things about me.

486
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:17,029
I don't know. Check this out.

487
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:17,029
This is actually kind

488
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:17,029
of sweet.

489
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:20,032
Now, we all know Robin's

490
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:20,032
not what you'd call

491
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:20,032
"touchy-feely."

492
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:23,035
She doesn't

493
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:23,035
say, "I love you,"

494
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:23,035
like a normal person.

495
00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:25,872
Instead, she'll laugh,

496
00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:25,872
shake her head,

497
00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:30,418
give you a little smile

498
00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:30,418
and say, "You're an idiot."

499
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,837
"You're an idiot"?

500
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,837
Yup.

501
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:36,048
If she tells

502
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:36,048
you you're an idiot,

503
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:36,048
you are a lucky man.

504
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,050
And if she does say,

505
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,050
"I love you,"

506
00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,468
she's already broken up

507
00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,468
with you in her mind.

508
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:43,097
I think it's nice that

509
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:43,097
Ted knows you that well.

510
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,725
Yeah, well, too bad it's

511
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,725
next to a page entitled...

512
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,352
"Robin Scherbatsky's

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00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,352
Surprising Erogenous Zones."

514
00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,815
Right knee. Ticklish.

515
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,110
Left knee.

516
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,403
Does lefty like that?

517
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:04,201
Oh, yeah.

518
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:04,201
Lefty like that.

519
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:08,414
I can't believe I'm taking

520
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:08,414
sexual advice from Ted Mosby.

521
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:10,332
That's like taking

522
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:10,332
fashion advice from...

523
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,460
Well, Ted Mosby.

524
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,797
Here's a good one.

525
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,757
"Top Five Things

526
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,757
Never to Do Around Robin."

527
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:24,096
Three. Never, ever play

528
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:24,096
the "Guess Who" game

529
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:24,096
with her.

530
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,139
What do you mean?

531
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,309
Guess who?

532
00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:33,105
It's me! It's me! It's me!

533
00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,732
Number four.

534
00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,732
Unless you want to see it

535
00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:37,109
80 times a day

536
00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:37,109
for the next month,

537
00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:41,447
never show Robin a YouTube

538
00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:41,447
clip of an animal playing

539
00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:41,447
a musical instrument.

540
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,866
Barney!

541
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,119
Do you

542
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,119
have a problem

543
00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,119
with this class?

544
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:50,748
Yeah, it's boring as hell

545
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:50,748
and I'm not learning anything.

546
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,750
Well, maybe the problem

547
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,750
is your attitude.

548
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,002
You're not listening

549
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,002
to a word I say.

550
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,004
Uh-huh.

551
00:13:56,045 --> 00:14:00,049
Can you hear this, Professor?

552
00:13:56,045 --> 00:14:00,049
Or should I turn it up

553
00:13:56,045 --> 00:14:00,049
for you?

554
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,928
It may not

555
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,928
have been a thumbs-up, kids.

556
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,387
So, you think you're

557
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,387
not learning anything, huh?

558
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,475
Okay. Pop quiz.

559
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,268
What...

560
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,521
When Robin's PMS-ing,

561
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,521
what kind of chocolate

562
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,521
should you get her?

563
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,772
Trick question.

564
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,772
Get her butterscotch.

565
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:15,940
Correct! Why?

566
00:14:15,982 --> 00:14:17,316
Butterscotch is

567
00:14:15,982 --> 00:14:17,316
to Canadian women

568
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:18,526
what chocolate is

569
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:18,526
to American women.

570
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,529
Correct! What is

571
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,529
Robin's dream job?

572
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,281
To become the most successful

573
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,281
female TV journalist of

574
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,281
all time.

575
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,784
Correct!

576
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,784
And if she achieves that,

577
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,784
will she truly be happy?

578
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,578
No! Robin's

579
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,578
deep-seated need for

580
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,578
attention can be traced back

581
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,497
to her father's

582
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,497
emotional distance,

583
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,541
and no amount of success

584
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,541
will ever make up for

585
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,541
what she truly needs,

586
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,169
which is six

587
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,169
simple words from her dad,

588
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,169
"Robin, I'm proud of you, eh?"

589
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,253
Yes!

590
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,676
But I guess you're right.

591
00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:45,219
You haven't

592
00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:45,219
learned anything.

593
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,764
Sorry to have

594
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,764
wasted your time.

595
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,602
"O Captain! My Captain!"

596
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,028
How good was

597
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,028
Dead Poets Society?

598
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:05,531
I know, right?

599
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:05,531
The end? Tears.

600
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,158
Okay, can I just say

601
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,158
that my deepest need

602
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,158
in life

603
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,703
is not

604
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,703
to have my father say,

605
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,703
"I am proud of you, eh?"

606
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,121
Then why are you

607
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,121
crying right now?

608
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,205
I'm not crying.

609
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:16,375
Sweetie. Can I get

610
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:16,375
you some butterscotch?

611
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:19,003
No, stop it.

612
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,341
Wait a second.

613
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,552
It says

614
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,552
here that the class

615
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,552
meets at 6:15 on Tuesday.

616
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,471
So?

617
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,471
That's right now.

618
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:33,225
Now, as you can see,

619
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:33,225
well over 50% of

620
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:33,225
the blankets

621
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:37,229
have been dragged onto

622
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:37,229
her side. Make no mistake.

623
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:43,235
Robin Scherbatsky is

624
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:43,235
a classic, textbook

625
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:43,235
cover hog.

626
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,280
Any questions?

627
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,531
Yeah, I have one.

628
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,283
Yes, Robin?

629
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,545
Flared nostril ridges.

630
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,545
Wide, unblinking eyes.

631
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:02,797
Uh-oh.

632
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:06,134
I got this. So,

633
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:06,134
emperor penguins.

634
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,176
Crazy, huh?

635
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:11,388
What the hell do you

636
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:11,388
two think you're doing?

637
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,265
Marshall, did you sell us out?

638
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,559
I was vulnerable, okay.

639
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,270
I said goodbye to

640
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,270
a very dear friend today.

641
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:20,481
Dude, it's a barrel!

642
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,274
Aw. You're giving Mabel away?

643
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,318
Okay, I have...

644
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,318
I have so many questions.

645
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,279
Why would you do this?

646
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,279
What were you thinking?

647
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:30,199
Who the hell is that guy?

648
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,952
That's Shin-Ya.

649
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,952
He's sort of been

650
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,952
auditing the class.

651
00:16:32,994 --> 00:16:34,286
Auditing?

652
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,497
Well, I tried to explain

653
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,497
to him it wasn't a real class,

654
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,540
but I don't think

655
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,540
he speaks much English.

656
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,335
On the bright side, he came

657
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,335
in handy standing in for you

658
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,295
during the role-playing

659
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,295
exercises.

660
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:47,133
Wait. You did role-playing

661
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:47,133
exercises where I was

662
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:47,133
played by Shin-Ya?

663
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,056
You know,

664
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,056
I can't believe you, Ted.

665
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,142
You actually think you're

666
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:56,142
some kind of an expert on me?

667
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:58,894
Hey! He is an expert.

668
00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:58,894
He's a great teacher!

669
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,562
Kiss ass.

670
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,731
You know, half the stuff

671
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,731
in this notebook is

672
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,731
patently wrong.

673
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,067
Really? Name one wrong thing.

674
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,528
"Robin Scherbatsky's

675
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,528
Surprising Erogenous Zones."

676
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,364
Let me clear

677
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,364
something up

678
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,364
for you, Ted.

679
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,574
Does lefty like that?

680
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,451
Oh, yeah.

681
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,204
All right.

682
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,746
Don't want to

683
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,746
leave out righty.

684
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,331
Oh, no.

685
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:23,335
The right one's ticklish,

686
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:23,335
I guess.

687
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,421
But the left one, yeah,

688
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,421
I'm glad you're back there.

689
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:31,426
Because that is just

690
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:31,426
some sweet, sweet loving.

691
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,762
Noted.

692
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,472
That was a lie?

693
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,472
We had just started dating.

694
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,640
I was being nice.

695
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,768
And you. You know,

696
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,188
I got it

697
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,188
into my head this week

698
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,188
that you were cheating on me.

699
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,690
I even broke

700
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,690
open your briefcase

701
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,690
to look for evidence.

702
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,776
That is a huge

703
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,776
violation of my privacy!

704
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,990
Go on.

705
00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,868
You know, in a way,

706
00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,868
I was right. You cheated.

707
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,247
You can't get some crib sheet

708
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,247
on dating me. That's not how

709
00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,247
it works.

710
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:03,751
If we can't figure out how to

711
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:03,751
be with each other in a real,

712
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:03,751
honest way,

713
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,377
I don't see the point of

714
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,377
even trying.

715
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,643
What do you want?

716
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,104
Look.

717
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,314
All that stuff I told Barney,

718
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,149
it was personal

719
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,149
between you and me.

720
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,402
I'm really sorry.

721
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,571
I guess I'm impressed

722
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,571
by how much you remembered.

723
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,408
It's funny.

724
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,369
When you date someone,

725
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,369
it's like you're

726
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,369
taking one long course

727
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,413
in who that person is

728
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,413
and then when you break up,

729
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,916
all that stuff

730
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,916
becomes useless.

731
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:48,087
It's the

732
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:48,087
emotional equivalent

733
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:48,087
of an English degree.

734
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,671
I guess I just liked

735
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,671
the idea of putting

736
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,671
all my

737
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,967
Robin Scherbatsky knowledge

738
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,967
to good use, you know?

739
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:57,179
Well, since you

740
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:57,179
know me pretty well,

741
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,890
am I fooling myself

742
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,890
with this whole

743
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,890
Barney thing?

744
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,391
I don't know.

745
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,145
I will say this, though.

746
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,481
I've seen Barney work

747
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,481
very hard to get women.

748
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,943
I've seen him

749
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,943
work very hard

750
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,943
to get rid of women.

751
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,321
I've never seen

752
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,321
him work this hard

753
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,321
to keep one around.

754
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,116
I was going

755
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,116
to give him an A.

756
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:19,409
Well, B+.

757
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:19,409
Shin-Ya kind of

758
00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:19,409
screwed up the curve.

759
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,375
Hey. Before

760
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,375
you say anything,

761
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,836
I am done with this

762
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,836
stupid Robin 101, okay?

763
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,796
Here, I'll get rid

764
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,796
of the notebook.

765
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,470
But there's...

766
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:42,016
There's something that

767
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:42,016
I did want to say to you.

768
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,475
Robin, I have been

769
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,475
with a lot of women.

770
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,856
Blondes, brunettes, redheads.

771
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:53,485
Big boobs,

772
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:53,485
small boobs,

773
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:53,485
medium boobs,

774
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:56,905
some boobs that were big,

775
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:56,905
but kind of in a bad way.

776
00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:00,659
The point is...

777
00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:00,659
Boobs that pointed in

778
00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:00,659
opposite... The point is...

779
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,081
I'm really scared

780
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,081
that you're going

781
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,081
to dump me

782
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,709
and that's why

783
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,709
I did this and

784
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,709
I'm sorry.

785
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,175
You're an idiot.

786
00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:23,515
You know...

787
00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:23,515
Hmm?

788
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:27,019
That notebook does

789
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:27,019
contain a lot of

790
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:27,019
personal info,

791
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,896
and I think it

792
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,896
has my home address.

793
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,689
And your work address.

794
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,526
Whoa.

795
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,070
Hey, guys!

796
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,696
If you

797
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,696
don't want the barrel,

798
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,696
can you sit somewhere else?

799
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:41,116
'Cause you're scaring away

800
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:41,116
potential takers.

801
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:50,418
Designed by Chicago's

802
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:50,418
Daniel Burnham in the

803
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:50,418
Beaux-Arts style,

804
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:53,587
this architectural gem

805
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:53,587
was the first of its kind...

806
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,630
Professor Mosby?

807
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,630
Yes, Susan?

808
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,507
That's a woman drinking beer

809
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,507
on the toilet.

810
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:03,638
Right. That... That

811
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:03,638
was Daniel Burnham's wife.

812
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,934
She was

813
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,934
a troubled, troubled

814
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,934
woman. We are moving on.

815
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:34,544
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