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It was the fall of 2009

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and I was a professor now.

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So, I decided to change

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my look a little bit.

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And people were noticing.

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Ah, tweed.

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Textile of the eunuch.

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You know, I've always wondered

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why those tweed jackets have

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elbow patches.

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Because the people

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who wear them are

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constantly going,

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"Aw, geez,

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why can't I get laid?"

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You are wrong.

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The ladies dig

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the professor look.

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You know,

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there is something to that.

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I remember thinking my tenth

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grade math teacher was

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very sexy.

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I wonder if Harold's

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still in jail.

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What? Tax evasion.

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Among other things.

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So, guys, Marshall and I

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wanted to invite you to

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our place

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for a little

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couples' night.

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Sure. Why not?

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For years,

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Marshall and Lily had been

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the only married couple in

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a group full of single people.

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It got lonely.

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So, they were always

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searching for another

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couple to double-date.

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There was only one problem.

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Welcome.

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Gouda?

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They sucked at it.

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This is great.

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We're having fun.

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You're having fun, right?

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So, should we just go ahead

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and lock the four of us in

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for New Year's?

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Um, it's April.

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Right. Sorry.

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We're getting

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ahead of ourselves.

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Let's talk Thanksgiving.

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Our parents

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really want to meet you!

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Well, we should

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probably be going.

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Wait. No, wait, if you leave

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now, Colonel Mustard just

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gets away with it.

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It's getting pretty late.

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We're going to go.

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There's still pie.

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Tonight was fantastic.

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We should do it again.

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I'm sorry, Marshall,

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but Falguni and I are just

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not that into you. And you.

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But just when Lily

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and Marshall were about to

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give up,

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two of their best friends

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in the world got together.

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And hope returned

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to their hearts.

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So, when Lily said...

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Marshall and I wanted

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to invite you to our place

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for a little couples' night.

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Sure, why not?

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Barney and Robin

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had no idea what they were

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about to walk into.

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Okay. Game time.

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Let's review

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the flow of the room.

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Barney and

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Robin enter here.

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Stop here for margaritas.

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That's a great

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conversation starter.

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We can tell them

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about our trip to Cabo.

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Great, 'cause I got

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that story about

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Sammy Hagar

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and the

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Belgian waffle

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locked and loaded.

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Then we'll move on

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to the hot apps station.

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And, depending on

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how things are going,

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some lively

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pre-dinner charades.

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Right, but we'll

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play that one by...

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Sounds like?

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Okay, you can

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be Robin's partner.

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Baby, we can do this.

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Welcome.

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Gouda?

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Meanwhile,

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my half-baked theory that

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ladies dig the professor look

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was actually

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proving to be true.

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So, is it hard

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to grade papers?

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No, you just

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got to make it fun.

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For example, every time I spot

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a grammatical error,

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I do a shot.

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I'm trashed right now,

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and I blame our

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public school system.

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Sometimes things just seem

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to magically fall into place.

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So, you said you

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live right upstairs?

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Whether it's in

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the dating world...

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Take care. Bye.

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Bye!

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or the double-dating world.

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Nailed it!

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Best night ever!

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Worst night ever.

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Hey, how was

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the big couples' night

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with Marshall and Lily?

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Brutal.

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Really? How?

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It was like we were on a date

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with a sad, chubby girl our

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mom made us call.

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Yeah, and they

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were so nervous,

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that they

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weren't even making

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sense half the time.

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Hey.

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Come on in.

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Would you like a margarita?

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In Cabo,

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I saw Sammy Hagar

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eating a Belgian waffle!

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And they kept shoving

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platters of food in

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our faces.

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Let me guess. Did Marshall

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get, like, super intense

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about the cheese?

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Yeah,

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how'd you know?

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Poor Marshall.

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Lily's this gourmet cook,

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and all she lets Marshall do

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is pick out one

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sad block of cheese.

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That's

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prosciutto-wrapped melon.

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You guys

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are going to want to

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get in on this gouda.

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That's seared scallops

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with a mango chutney.

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Seriously, don't sleep

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on the gouda.

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And that's

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lobster ravioli in

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a black truffle oil.

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Tick-tock goes

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the gouda clock.

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We didn't realize

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there was gonna

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be dinner.

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We sucked down

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a couple of tacos

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outside the subway.

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P.S., not sitting great.

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And if anything didn't go

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according to plan, they

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would freak out.

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What do you mean,

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the egg timer

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is broken?

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What are we going to

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use for charades, sweetie?

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I'm working on it, darling.

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Okay? Just stall them.

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Now, Robin.

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You work in television.

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We're experiencing some

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technical difficulties.

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You get that?

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So, we're still laughing.

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Right? Laugh, Marshall.

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Come on,

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they just got excited.

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They've been looking for

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couple best friends forever.

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Plus, I'm sure

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they weren't that bad.

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Show him.

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This is a web site Marshall

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already made about last night.

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It's called

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itwasthebestnightever.com.

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best night ever

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like April showers

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Oh, that's no good.

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Then we played charades

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we're best couple friends

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left to say...

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Are you free?

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Are you free?

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That's the 17th.

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Friday or Sunday

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would also work.

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Or basically any other day.

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Needless to say,

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we've both changed

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our e-mail addresses.

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I don't understand.

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If last night went

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so horribly,

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why do Lily and Marshall

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think it was such a hit?

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I mean,

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we knew we were

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gonna have fun tonight,

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but we had

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no idea how much.

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Yeah, tough luck, every

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Saturday night I've

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ever had,

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'cause this one just

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blew you out of the water.

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Let's do it again, soon.

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Yeah, we'll call you.

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They're your friends!

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Why would

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you just blatantly

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lie to them like that?

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Well, that's what you say

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at the end of a crappy date.

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Hey, Ted.

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Great time last night.

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Let's do it again, soon.

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I'll call you.

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Right?

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Who was that?

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I don't want to brag,

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but it seems

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chicks are really digging

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the whole professor thing.

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Last night, she picked me

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up at the bar. And then...

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Well, she actually wound up

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falling asleep on the couch.

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But, hey, that happens.

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Uh, no, it doesn't.

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Sure, it does.

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You know, she was...

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She was

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just exhausted

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from being turned on.

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But you heard her.

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She wants to do

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it again, soon.

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Ted, let me

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ask you a question.

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Where does this

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girl live, exactly?

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Westchester. Why?

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You're the

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Sexless Innkeeper.

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Oh, my God!

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You're right!

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He's totally

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the Sexless Innkeeper!

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What the hell is

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the Sexless Innkeeper?

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Ted, many a man...

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Nay, many a soul

302
00:07:42,268 --> 00:07:44,395
has their own tale

303
00:07:42,268 --> 00:07:44,395
of the Sexless Innkeeper.

304
00:07:44,437 --> 00:07:47,398
Why, I had a run-in

305
00:07:44,437 --> 00:07:47,398
with one just last year.

306
00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,692
I even composed

307
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a poem about it.

308
00:07:49,734 --> 00:07:51,944
Would you care to hear it?

309
00:07:49,734 --> 00:07:51,944
Not really.

310
00:07:51,986 --> 00:07:55,448
'Twas the night

311
00:07:51,986 --> 00:07:55,448
before New Year's,

312
00:07:51,986 --> 00:07:55,448
and the weather grew mean.

313
00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:58,743
It was 3:00 in the morning,

314
00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:58,743
and I was stranded in Queens.

315
00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:04,957
The tavern grew empty.

316
00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:04,957
The gaslights grew dim.

317
00:08:04,999 --> 00:08:08,252
The horse-drawn carriages

318
00:08:04,999 --> 00:08:08,252
were all but snowed in...

319
00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:11,798
Wait. If this was last year,

320
00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:11,798
why are you acting like it

321
00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:11,798
was Oliver Twist?

322
00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,466
Ted, it's a poem.

323
00:08:15,426 --> 00:08:19,972
Last call was approaching,

324
00:08:15,426 --> 00:08:19,972
and my fortunes looked bleak.

325
00:08:20,014 --> 00:08:24,185
Then I turned to my left

326
00:08:20,014 --> 00:08:24,185
and stifled a shriek.

327
00:08:24,226 --> 00:08:29,440
She had a peach fuzz beard

328
00:08:24,226 --> 00:08:29,440
and weighed 16 stone.

329
00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:32,443
She gobbled up hot wings

330
00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:32,443
and swallowed the bones.

331
00:08:34,069 --> 00:08:37,573
I muffled a scream

332
00:08:34,069 --> 00:08:37,573
and threw up in my mouth.

333
00:08:37,615 --> 00:08:40,993
I asked, "Where do you live?"

334
00:08:37,615 --> 00:08:40,993
And she said,

335
00:08:41,035 --> 00:08:43,954
"One block south."

336
00:08:43,996 --> 00:08:47,709
I swallowed my pride

337
00:08:43,996 --> 00:08:47,709
and six shots of whiskey.

338
00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:56,217
And prayed to the Gods

339
00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:56,217
that she wasn't too frisky.

340
00:08:56,258 --> 00:08:59,011
Back in her cave,

341
00:08:56,258 --> 00:08:59,011
she prepared us

342
00:08:56,258 --> 00:08:59,011
a snack.

343
00:09:00,596 --> 00:09:05,476
'Neath her mighty hooves,

344
00:09:00,596 --> 00:09:05,476
the floorboards did crack.

345
00:09:05,518 --> 00:09:10,147
But when she returned,

346
00:09:05,518 --> 00:09:10,147
she found a sound sleeper.

347
00:09:10,189 --> 00:09:14,276
And thus she became

348
00:09:10,189 --> 00:09:14,276
the Sexless Innkeeper.

349
00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:17,572
And so are you.

350
00:09:17,613 --> 00:09:20,783
Wait, you're saying that girl

351
00:09:17,613 --> 00:09:20,783
just used me for a place

352
00:09:17,613 --> 00:09:20,783
to crash?

353
00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:23,035
Ted, you mentioned that

354
00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:23,035
you live right upstairs.

355
00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:25,996
She saw

356
00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:25,996
the tweed jacket,

357
00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:25,996
which basically says

358
00:09:26,038 --> 00:09:29,876
you're not interested in,

359
00:09:26,038 --> 00:09:29,876
nor probably even capable

360
00:09:26,038 --> 00:09:29,876
of having sex.

361
00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:32,795
And she thought,

362
00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:32,795
"Hey, free lodging."

363
00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:36,340
No way. I'm not

364
00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:36,340
the Sexless Innkeeper.

365
00:09:36,382 --> 00:09:40,219
Ted, that girl had

366
00:09:36,382 --> 00:09:40,219
no intention of ever

367
00:09:36,382 --> 00:09:40,219
hooking up with you.

368
00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:44,682
Which is funny, because

369
00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:44,682
usually it's the innkeeper

370
00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:44,682
who offers turndown service.

371
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:45,850
Ha!

372
00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:50,020
Hey, guys. Good news.

373
00:09:50,062 --> 00:09:52,147
First of all, you can ignore

374
00:09:50,062 --> 00:09:52,147
all the e-mails and texts

375
00:09:50,062 --> 00:09:52,147
we've sent you.

376
00:09:52,189 --> 00:09:54,066
We have. Go on.

377
00:09:54,108 --> 00:09:55,944
Because we went

378
00:09:54,108 --> 00:09:55,944
ahead and booked

379
00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:58,613
that couples' weekend

380
00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:58,613
for all of us in Vermont!

381
00:09:58,654 --> 00:10:00,615
Wait, you guys were

382
00:09:58,654 --> 00:10:00,615
serious about that?

383
00:10:00,656 --> 00:10:04,619
We never joke about B&B's,

384
00:10:00,656 --> 00:10:04,619
especially at the height

385
00:10:00,656 --> 00:10:04,619
of syrup season.

386
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,788
Saturday, we've got

387
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,788
apple-picking,

388
00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:10,332
antiquing,

389
00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:10,332
then a haunted hay ride.

390
00:10:10,374 --> 00:10:13,669
And then, on Sunday,

391
00:10:10,374 --> 00:10:13,669
we're up at 6:00 a.m.

392
00:10:10,374 --> 00:10:13,669
for the fall foliage hike.

393
00:10:13,711 --> 00:10:16,338
Now, you better

394
00:10:13,711 --> 00:10:16,338
pack your long johns,

395
00:10:13,711 --> 00:10:16,338
'cause it is cold up there.

396
00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:21,343
Look! I'm sorry that

397
00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:21,343
we have been dodging

398
00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:21,343
your calls,

399
00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:24,305
but we respect you

400
00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:24,305
guys too much as friends to

401
00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:24,305
give you some song and dance.

402
00:10:24,346 --> 00:10:25,556
You deserve the truth.

403
00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:36,358
The US Navy has found

404
00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:36,358
intelligent alien life

405
00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:36,358
at the bottom of the ocean.

406
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,152
For reasons

407
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,152
I can't explain,

408
00:10:38,193 --> 00:10:42,031
Robin and I

409
00:10:38,193 --> 00:10:42,031
have been tapped to

410
00:10:38,193 --> 00:10:42,031
lead the expedition.

411
00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:45,200
Wow, Barney.

412
00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:45,200
That kind of sounds like

413
00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:45,200
the stuff you say to girls

414
00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:47,244
when you're too much

415
00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:47,244
of a coward to dump them.

416
00:10:47,286 --> 00:10:50,456
Yeah. You know, that's

417
00:10:47,286 --> 00:10:50,456
exactly what it sounds like.

418
00:10:50,498 --> 00:10:52,207
But if that's true,

419
00:10:50,498 --> 00:10:52,207
that's awesome.

420
00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:55,753
What's going on?

421
00:10:55,795 --> 00:10:58,965
Look, all this coupley stuff,

422
00:10:55,795 --> 00:10:58,965
it's just not us.

423
00:10:59,007 --> 00:11:00,716
Barney and I are barely

424
00:10:59,007 --> 00:11:00,716
equipped to date each other,

425
00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:02,343
let alone you guys.

426
00:11:02,384 --> 00:11:05,054
Plus, the alien thing.

427
00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:06,722
Come on, Marshall.

428
00:11:05,095 --> 00:11:06,722
Let's go.

429
00:11:06,764 --> 00:11:07,974
Yeah. Let's go.

430
00:11:08,016 --> 00:11:09,183
You know what, Lily...

431
00:11:08,016 --> 00:11:09,183
No, you know what...

432
00:11:09,224 --> 00:11:11,019
No. You know what?

433
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:15,064
I hope those underwater

434
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:15,064
aliens are cold-blooded.

435
00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:16,691
'Cause then you guys

436
00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:16,691
will get along just fine.

437
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,281
I think they bought it.

438
00:11:27,035 --> 00:11:28,369
I can't believe

439
00:11:27,035 --> 00:11:28,369
they broke up with us.

440
00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:31,163
We're so lovable.

441
00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:33,332
No, we're not.

442
00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:33,332
We're ugly and gross.

443
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,168
I thought we did

444
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,168
everything right.

445
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,004
I know!

446
00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,715
I know.

447
00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,715
We had the gouda.

448
00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,715
We had my waffle story.

449
00:11:40,756 --> 00:11:42,633
I even sent them

450
00:11:40,756 --> 00:11:42,633
an awesome photo montage...

451
00:11:44,343 --> 00:11:46,178
Nothing.

452
00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,597
Oh, dear God.

453
00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:51,642
Marshall, we've been

454
00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:51,642
over and over this.

455
00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:54,311
You have to stop

456
00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:54,311
sending those to people.

457
00:11:54,353 --> 00:11:56,438
It was true.

458
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,107
Marshall had

459
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,107
become addicted

460
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,107
to creating songs

461
00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:01,861
and photo

462
00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:01,861
montages documenting

463
00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:01,861
various mundane events.

464
00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:04,196
So, for months,

465
00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:04,196
all of Marshall's friends

466
00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:04,196
and professional colleagues

467
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:06,281
were getting

468
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:06,281
e-mails like this.

469
00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:13,497
pork sauce got away

470
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,251
We'll miss you, Whiskers.

471
00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:07,802
I can't believe you

472
00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:07,802
sent them one of those.

473
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:09,637
They think

474
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:09,637
we're insane now.

475
00:13:09,678 --> 00:13:11,597
If I recall,

476
00:13:09,678 --> 00:13:11,597
they didn't dump us

477
00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:13,474
until you brought

478
00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:13,474
up that Vermont trip.

479
00:13:13,515 --> 00:13:15,267
It was way too early.

480
00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:17,686
First, a boat

481
00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:17,686
ride around the city,

482
00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:17,686
then a trip to Vermont.

483
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:20,272
It's a rookie mistake,

484
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:20,272
and you're better than that.

485
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:24,234
What about you forgetting

486
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:24,234
to check the egg timer

487
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:24,234
for charades?

488
00:13:24,276 --> 00:13:26,528
I gave you one thing to

489
00:13:24,276 --> 00:13:26,528
do, Marshall. One thing.

490
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:29,782
One thing?

491
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:29,782
One thing?

492
00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:33,744
Wow. Really?

493
00:13:33,786 --> 00:13:37,289
So, I guess that gouda

494
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:39,583
just walked itself

495
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:39,583
right through the door,

496
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,920
sliced itself up,

497
00:13:42,962 --> 00:13:50,552
and arranged itself

498
00:13:42,962 --> 00:13:50,552
in a perfect semi-circle

499
00:13:42,962 --> 00:13:50,552
around not three, not four,

500
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:55,265
but five different kinds of

501
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:55,265
sturdy, cheese-bearing

502
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:55,265
crackers?

503
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,728
You're a sturdy,

504
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,728
cheese-bearing cracker!

505
00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:04,525
Guys, Lily and Marshall

506
00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:04,525
haven't been to the bar

507
00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:04,525
all week.

508
00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:06,318
They're taking

509
00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:06,318
this really hard.

510
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,403
Ted, I could listen to

511
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,403
this guilt trip all day,

512
00:14:08,445 --> 00:14:10,739
but don't you have to

513
00:14:08,445 --> 00:14:10,739
get back up to the inn?

514
00:14:10,781 --> 00:14:12,950
I mean,

515
00:14:10,781 --> 00:14:12,950
who's working

516
00:14:10,781 --> 00:14:12,950
the front desk?

517
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:16,370
Seriously,

518
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:16,370
they're your friends.

519
00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:16,370
You got to go apologize.

520
00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:19,456
To your point,

521
00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:19,456
Ted, as an innkeeper,

522
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:23,502
do you do that cheapy thing

523
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:23,502
where you only change the

524
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:23,502
linens upon request?

525
00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:27,506
I mean, how much water

526
00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:27,506
is that actually saving?

527
00:14:27,548 --> 00:14:28,966
Robin, you know I'm right.

528
00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:30,801
Ignoring a problem

529
00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:30,801
doesn't make it

530
00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:30,801
go away.

531
00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,553
Usually, it just makes

532
00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,553
it bigger.

533
00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:34,180
You're right.

534
00:14:32,594 --> 00:14:34,180
Thank you.

535
00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:36,348
All that

536
00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:36,348
sexlessness

537
00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:36,348
has made you wise.

538
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:38,350
For God's sake!

539
00:14:38,392 --> 00:14:39,935
Mint on the pillow, Ted!

540
00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:40,936
And don't charge for Wi-Fi.

541
00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:40,936
It seems greedy!

542
00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:41,645
Yes.

543
00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:48,194
But, eventually,

544
00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:48,194
even Barney and Robin had

545
00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:48,194
to admit

546
00:14:48,236 --> 00:14:50,071
they owed Lily and

547
00:14:48,236 --> 00:14:50,071
Marshall an apology.

548
00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:53,741
Hey. We wanted

549
00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:53,741
to say we're sorry.

550
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:56,451
Oh, I wish

551
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:56,451
you had called.

552
00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:59,454
I swear, he was right there,

553
00:14:56,493 --> 00:14:59,454
just eating a Belgian waffle!

554
00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:04,334
Well, he can't

555
00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:04,334
have enjoyed it as much

556
00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:04,334
as I'm enjoying this gouda!

557
00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:06,378
Oh!

558
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:09,464
Well, listen,

559
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:09,464
now's not a good time.

560
00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:10,925
But we'll call you.

561
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,509
Wait, wait...

562
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,509
Look, we just want...

563
00:15:20,268 --> 00:15:21,393
Hey! Hey, guys.

564
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:23,229
Hey, hey, hey!

565
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:23,229
Long time no see.

566
00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:24,980
Have a seat.

567
00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:24,980
Hi.

568
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:27,399
Oh, we can't.

569
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:27,399
We're here with Py and Shea.

570
00:15:27,441 --> 00:15:29,359
Yeah, so...

571
00:15:27,441 --> 00:15:29,359
It's just...

572
00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:31,112
We haven't seen

573
00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:31,112
you guys all week.

574
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:33,405
Hey, maybe all six

575
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:33,405
of us could hang out.

576
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:33,405
Yeah.

577
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:36,533
It might be weird.

578
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:36,533
We're kind of on

579
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:36,533
a double date.

580
00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:37,993
Yeah.

581
00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:37,993
Wouldn't want

582
00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:37,993
you to feel like

583
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:40,746
a fifth and sixth wheel.

584
00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:42,957
Who the hell

585
00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:42,957
are these people?

586
00:15:42,998 --> 00:15:44,708
They just moved

587
00:15:42,998 --> 00:15:44,708
here from Hawaii.

588
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,168
Py is a total

589
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,168
foodie and Shea, well...

590
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,461
Mmm!

591
00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:48,545
She's... Shea...

592
00:15:48,587 --> 00:15:49,964
Shea.

593
00:15:50,005 --> 00:15:51,715
Shea is just...

594
00:15:55,594 --> 00:15:57,888
Anyhoo, we can't stay long.

595
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,099
We're just

596
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,099
gonna grab a quick beer

597
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,099
and then take these kooks

598
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:02,434
for a boat ride

599
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:02,434
around the city.

600
00:16:02,476 --> 00:16:04,436
Wow, it sounds like

601
00:16:02,476 --> 00:16:04,436
this is getting

602
00:16:02,476 --> 00:16:04,436
pretty serious.

603
00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:06,188
Well, we don't

604
00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:06,188
want to jinx it,

605
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,816
but we kind of think

606
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,816
they might be the two.

607
00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:16,406
Who needs them?

608
00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:18,117
Not us.

609
00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:33,632
all the friends we've known

610
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:40,097
dial the telephone

611
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,480
Hi. Two for dinner.

612
00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:49,940
Just the two of you?

613
00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:15,674
Hey, why don't we

614
00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:15,674
call that weird couple

615
00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:15,674
down the hall from you?

616
00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:17,467
You know, with the ferrets?

617
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,720
Maybe they want to

618
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,720
come over and play Taboo.

619
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:22,139
After midnight? No way.

620
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:22,139
We can't Tabooty-call them,

621
00:17:22,181 --> 00:17:22,890
it's pathetic.

622
00:17:25,017 --> 00:17:26,143
Hey, guys.

623
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:30,398
Barney, are you wearing

624
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:30,398
sweat pants?

625
00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:32,482
Maybe. But they're Armani.

626
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:37,112
Okay, guys,

627
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:37,112
I've got some

628
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:37,112
bad news for you.

629
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:41,033
So, I'm just going to

630
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:41,033
come out and say it.

631
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:41,033
You're a couple.

632
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:44,453
And no matter how

633
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:44,453
hard you try to fight it,

634
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:44,453
couples need other couples.

635
00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:46,538
That's why you

636
00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:46,538
miss Marshall and Lily.

637
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:47,998
And can't you

638
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:47,998
just admit that?

639
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:51,710
Oh, yeah!

640
00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,505
That was amazing, Lily!

641
00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,505
Yeah.

642
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:59,968
I know! When I got

643
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:59,968
that left-hand-yellow,

644
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:59,968
I was like, "What?"

645
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:02,554
You guys are the best.

646
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:02,554
Right back at you!

647
00:18:37,672 --> 00:18:38,548
Ding.

648
00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:51,728
For charades.

649
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:58,152
How do

650
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:58,152
we know you two

651
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:58,152
won't hurt us again?

652
00:18:58,193 --> 00:19:00,570
You don't.

653
00:19:00,612 --> 00:19:06,076
You know what?

654
00:19:00,612 --> 00:19:06,076
We have two very nice

655
00:19:00,612 --> 00:19:06,076
people up in that apartment

656
00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:08,370
who are perfect for us.

657
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:11,665
Then what are you doing,

658
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:11,665
standing out in the rain

659
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:11,665
with us?

660
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:15,627
Damn it.

661
00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:18,880
Why is there

662
00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:18,880
something so attractive

663
00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:18,880
about a bad boy and girl?

664
00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:22,592
I think we can change them.

665
00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:25,304
Come here, you two.

666
00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:32,144
We'll never sleep

667
00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:32,144
on the gouda again.

668
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:42,946
Hey, Barney. I got

669
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:42,946
a little poem for you.

670
00:19:42,988 --> 00:19:44,072
You want to hear it?

671
00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:45,491
Not really.

672
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:47,326
'Twas the night

673
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:47,326
before this one,

674
00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:49,870
I had hours to kill.

675
00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:52,873
I sat in the tavern,

676
00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:52,873
grading parchments

677
00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:52,873
with quill.

678
00:19:52,914 --> 00:19:54,041
With quill?

679
00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:56,001
Barney. It's a poem.

680
00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:00,672
A busty, young

681
00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:00,672
lassie flashed me a grin.

682
00:20:00,714 --> 00:20:05,677
Her garb said classy,

683
00:20:00,714 --> 00:20:05,677
but her eyes whispered sin.

684
00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:09,348
She said,

685
00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:09,348
"You're a teacher?"

686
00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:09,348
I said, "Yes, indeed."

687
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,058
"I must have you,"

688
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,058
she moaned.

689
00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:12,642
"I'm turned on by tweed."

690
00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:18,065
With haste

691
00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:18,065
we did scamper

692
00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:18,065
to my chamber anon.

693
00:20:18,106 --> 00:20:23,237
We fell to the couch,

694
00:20:18,106 --> 00:20:23,237
and, bro, it was on.

695
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:26,574
I unlaced her bodice.

696
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:26,574
Our passions grew deeper.

697
00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:31,537
And thus ends the tale

698
00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:31,537
of the Sexless Innkeeper.

699
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:38,043
No way. You made that up.

700
00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:40,337
Are you coming back

701
00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:40,337
to bed, Professor?

702
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:45,884
God, I love being single.

703
00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:50,680
Barney, you

704
00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:50,680
ready for brunch

705
00:20:48,596 --> 00:20:50,680
with Lily and Marshall?

706
00:20:52,474 --> 00:20:53,683
What have I done?

707
00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:20,710
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