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In the fall of 2009,

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a new couple had

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moved in upstairs.

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We hadn't met them yet,

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but we could hear them

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all the time.

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They were always...

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Well, kids, let's just say

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they were always

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playing the bagpipes.

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Okay, this is

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ridiculous.

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I can't believe those two

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are still bagpiping.

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I know.

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It's been six hours.

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Must be that

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Tantric bagpiping

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that Sting is into.

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She keeps yelling out for him

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to play the bagpipes harder,

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but it sounds like

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he's bagpiping her

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pretty hard.

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There's a glass of water

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in my bedroom

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that's vibrating

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like Jurassic Park.

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You have neighbors!

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Shut the bagpipes up!

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I decided to go to the bar

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for some peace and quiet.

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That didn't work out so well.

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Ted, I hate

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to have to be the one

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to tell you this.

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Marshall and Lily

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are getting a divorce.

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No, they're not.

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Just listen to what

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I witnessed yesterday.

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Baby, you mind

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washing that?

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No problem.

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I should go.

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She makes him

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wash his dishes

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right away, Ted.

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I give them two,

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maybe three weeks, tops.

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Barney,

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that's not a big deal.

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And it's certainly not

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a big enough deal for you

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to be holding my hands.

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They're in big trouble, Ted.

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I see what's going on.

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You, my friend,

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are suffering from

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a little-known condition,

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"little-known" because

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I just made it up,

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called New Relationship

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Smugness.

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You and Robin are in

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the honeymoon phase.

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Everything's perfect.

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Every song

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on the radio's about you.

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Every other couple sucks.

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Enjoy it.

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NRS doesn't last forever.

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It does when

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you're this awesome.

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Hey, check it out.

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Robin and I have

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been keeping a tally

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of how many beds

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we've done it in.

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We're up to

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83 and a half.

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A half?

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Nineteenth century ottoman

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in an antique shop.

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Hey.

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Hey, what's up?

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Hey, tiger.

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How you holding up?

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Do you need a hug?

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You want to talk

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about yesterday?

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Safe space.

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Barney thinks Lily

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asking you to wash

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your dishes right away

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is a sign

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your marriage

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is crumbling.

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What? Why?

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Lily likes a clean sink,

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so I do the dishes right away,

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what's the big deal?

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I'll tell you

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what the big deal is.

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You know how

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I was always the best

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at being single?

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No.

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Well, now I am the best

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at relationships.

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Even better

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than you and Lily.

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Aw. Look at you.

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Had a girlfriend

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for five minutes,

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you think you can play

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with the big boys,

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adorable.

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Son, I've been

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in a relationship

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since you had a ponytail

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and were playing

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Dave Matthews

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on your mama's Casio.

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I'm a good boyfriend

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in my sleep.

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I can rock a killer

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foot rub with one hand

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and brew a kick-ass

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pot of chamomile

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in the other

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that would make

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you weep.

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Hell, I've forgotten

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more about microwaving

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fat-free popcorn

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and watching

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Sandra Bullock movies

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than you'll ever know,

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but thanks for

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your concern, rook.

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Marshall, let me

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ask you one question.

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Sure.

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Do you mind

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if there is a sink

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full of dirty dishes?

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Not really.

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Then it's Lily's problem,

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not yours.

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Yeah, but if

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I said that to her,

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it would only lead

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to a fight, so...

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Oh! You fight. See,

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Robin and I never fight.

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Of course you do.

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No. And here's

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the secret.

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Every time it looks like

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we're about to get

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into a fight...

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Why is there a bag of panties

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labeled "April 2008"

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in your closet?

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So any time you think

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you might have a fight,

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you just get up and leave?

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100% effective.

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Can't fight if

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you're not there.

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That's what

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Gandhi taught us.

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Boy, that's not true.

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I can't believe

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that Robin puts up

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with that.

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Don't worry.

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She's got a great way

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to avoid fights, too.

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Um, are ties

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machine-washable?

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No, they most certainly

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are not. Why?

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What is in your hand?

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Oh, my God,

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what is in your hand?

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Okay, so you walk away,

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Robin gets naked.

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Those are the two

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stupidest ways to handle

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conflict I've ever heard.

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Actually,

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the naked thing

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ain't bad.

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That felt kind of weird.

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Okay, call me crazy.

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Crazy.

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But when a problem comes up,

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Lily and I actually

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talk about it.

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There are so many

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great things to do

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with the human mouth.

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Why waste it on talking?

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But if you insist,

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here's what I would say

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about the dishes,

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if I were Lily's husband.

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Barney, you're home!

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Dude.

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Get to the point!

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All right.

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Thanks, doll.

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Ah!

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Sweetie, are you

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going to wash that?

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I'm glad you bring that up.

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No. And here's why.

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Lily, I know you

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don't like a dirty sink,

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but does that make it my job

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to keep it clean?

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I mean, if one day

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I look up at

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the living room ceiling

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and think, "Hey,

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I'd like a replica of the

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Sistine Chapel up there."

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Would it be your

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job to paint it?

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Well, no.

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Of course not.

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Exactly! So, baby,

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by the same logic,

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if you don't like

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looking at a sink

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full of dishes,

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shouldn't it be

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your job to clean them?

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Wow.

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Thanks for explaining that.

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I get so confused.

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That's because

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you're a woman.

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I don't even know

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why we're laughing!

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Of course you don't.

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You're kidding me

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with this.

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Hang on, Ted.

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Let's hear the man out.

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Once I have her attention,

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it's time to bring out

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the big guns.

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Look, I love you.

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But, baby,

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with the little energy

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I have left after work,

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I want to

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shower you with love,

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not wash some silly dishes.

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You're right.

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I'll do the dishes.

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Right after I do this.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Now turn around.

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Firm. Oh, yeah.

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Are you going to

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hit him or should I?

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He's right.

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No, he's not.

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Marshall, look at me.

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Do not get drawn

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into Barney Stinson's

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circus tent

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of funhouse mirrors

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and flawed logic.

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This is exactly how you got

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the earring back in '03.

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Hey, that earring

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looked cool.

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It did look cool,

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didn't it?

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Marshall, stay with me!

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Barney is wrong.

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No, he isn't.

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I hate doing

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my dishes right away.

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You just said

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you don't mind!

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I hate it, Ted!

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I hate it

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with a boundless,

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burning fury.

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I hate it.

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I hate it, I hate it!

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You're welcome.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey.

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Oh! Good. There you are.

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You'll tell me the truth.

304
00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:15,396
Barney says that

305
00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:15,396
you two never fight.

306
00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:17,064
Oh! I guess

307
00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:17,064
that's true.

308
00:07:17,106 --> 00:07:18,316
Told you.

309
00:07:18,357 --> 00:07:20,985
No way.

310
00:07:18,357 --> 00:07:20,985
I love you both,

311
00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:23,696
but you are

312
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the two most emotionally

313
00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:23,696
ill-equipped individuals

314
00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,531
in the history

315
00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,531
of relationships.

316
00:07:25,573 --> 00:07:27,325
You two must have had

317
00:07:25,573 --> 00:07:27,325
at least one fight.

318
00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:28,827
You know what?

319
00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:28,827
We did.

320
00:07:28,868 --> 00:07:29,952
Aha!

321
00:07:28,868 --> 00:07:29,952
Mmm-hmm.

322
00:07:29,994 --> 00:07:31,704
There was one

323
00:07:29,994 --> 00:07:31,704
small dispute

324
00:07:31,746 --> 00:07:33,623
about which one of us

325
00:07:31,746 --> 00:07:33,623
was more awesome.

326
00:07:33,665 --> 00:07:36,668
We just called it

327
00:07:33,665 --> 00:07:36,668
a tie and had sex.

328
00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:38,670
Speaking of which,

329
00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:38,670
I am so glad

330
00:07:38,711 --> 00:07:40,212
we're going

331
00:07:38,711 --> 00:07:40,212
skiing this weekend.

332
00:07:38,711 --> 00:07:40,212
I need a break.

333
00:07:40,254 --> 00:07:42,674
The upstairs neighbors

334
00:07:40,254 --> 00:07:42,674
are driving me crazy.

335
00:07:42,715 --> 00:07:45,301
Yeah, it's bad.

336
00:07:42,715 --> 00:07:45,301
I'm gonna say

337
00:07:42,715 --> 00:07:45,301
something to them.

338
00:07:45,343 --> 00:07:47,303
Thank you.

339
00:07:45,343 --> 00:07:47,303
Great.

340
00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:48,971
Okay, we all

341
00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:48,971
have our assignments

342
00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:48,971
for the weekend.

343
00:07:49,013 --> 00:07:50,598
Ted, you're going

344
00:07:49,013 --> 00:07:50,598
to stand up

345
00:07:49,013 --> 00:07:50,598
to your neighbors.

346
00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,266
Marshall,

347
00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,266
you're going to

348
00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,266
stand up to Lily.

349
00:07:52,308 --> 00:07:54,268
And Robin, I'm gonna need you

350
00:07:52,308 --> 00:07:54,268
in sort of a crouched position

351
00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,978
on the bear-skin rug

352
00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,978
at our ski chalet.

353
00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,480
Ready? Break!

354
00:07:57,522 --> 00:07:58,272
Bye, guys.

355
00:07:58,314 --> 00:07:59,482
Bye. Have fun.

356
00:08:02,568 --> 00:08:06,989
Barney, you know,

357
00:08:02,568 --> 00:08:06,989
with his crazy,

358
00:08:02,568 --> 00:08:06,989
well-thought-out theories

359
00:08:07,031 --> 00:08:09,074
that probably would work.

360
00:08:09,116 --> 00:08:11,661
Marshall, I'm just gonna

361
00:08:09,116 --> 00:08:11,661
say this one more time.

362
00:08:11,703 --> 00:08:12,912
It's a bad idea.

363
00:08:12,953 --> 00:08:14,246
I think it could work.

364
00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:16,248
Okay, two more times.

365
00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:16,248
It's a bad idea.

366
00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:18,584
Listen, Barney lays out

367
00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:18,584
some logical points.

368
00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,211
Lily is

369
00:08:18,626 --> 00:08:20,211
a reasonable woman.

370
00:08:20,252 --> 00:08:22,171
I think that if

371
00:08:20,252 --> 00:08:22,171
I explain it to her,

372
00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,298
she'll get it

373
00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,298
and I'll get my way.

374
00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,886
No. She'll get mad,

375
00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,886
and you'll get in

376
00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,886
a huge fight.

377
00:08:27,927 --> 00:08:29,303
Slap bet?

378
00:08:27,927 --> 00:08:29,303
Slap bet.

379
00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:34,975
Baby, could you

380
00:08:32,973 --> 00:08:34,975
wash your dishes?

381
00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:38,897
Lily, I'm glad that

382
00:08:36,519 --> 00:08:38,897
you bring that up.

383
00:08:42,692 --> 00:08:44,652
Can I stay here tonight?

384
00:08:45,737 --> 00:08:47,822
I'll make up

385
00:08:45,737 --> 00:08:47,822
the sofa, buddy.

386
00:08:57,415 --> 00:08:59,792
The ski bunnies are back!

387
00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:01,043
Hey, guys.

388
00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:01,043
How was your trip?

389
00:09:02,086 --> 00:09:03,671
So perfect.

390
00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:06,591
We spent the whole weekend

391
00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:06,591
cuddling by the fire.

392
00:09:06,632 --> 00:09:08,718
No black diamonds,

393
00:09:06,632 --> 00:09:08,718
but a lot of red hearts.

394
00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,929
Oh!

395
00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,304
Okay,

396
00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,304
I'm gonna go unpack.

397
00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,765
Hey, you.

398
00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,765
Yeah?

399
00:09:15,474 --> 00:09:17,059
Uh-huh.

400
00:09:18,477 --> 00:09:19,812
Ooh!

401
00:09:18,477 --> 00:09:19,812
Uh-huh.

402
00:09:21,105 --> 00:09:23,065
Oh, man.

403
00:09:23,107 --> 00:09:24,859
What the hell has

404
00:09:23,107 --> 00:09:24,859
gotten into you two?

405
00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:27,236
When did you become

406
00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:27,236
so nauseating?

407
00:09:27,278 --> 00:09:34,034
Isn't it great to finally

408
00:09:27,278 --> 00:09:34,034
see her fulfilled emotionally,

409
00:09:27,278 --> 00:09:34,034
spiritually and sexually?

410
00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:36,078
Um, I dated her

411
00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:36,078
for a year.

412
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,163
Yeah.

413
00:09:38,205 --> 00:09:40,082
Anyway, how was

414
00:09:38,205 --> 00:09:40,082
your weekend?

415
00:09:40,124 --> 00:09:43,544
Terrible, and it's all

416
00:09:40,124 --> 00:09:43,544
your fault, okay?

417
00:09:40,124 --> 00:09:43,544
I took your stupid advice.

418
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,882
Baby, could you

419
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,882
wash your dishes?

420
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,094
Lily, I'm glad that

421
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,094
you bring that up.

422
00:09:52,136 --> 00:09:54,722
No. And here is why.

423
00:10:03,522 --> 00:10:05,024
Okay.

424
00:10:06,525 --> 00:10:10,070
So, it's like this, okay.

425
00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:15,117
Yeah, sure.

426
00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:15,117
You want me to go ahead

427
00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:15,117
and wash my dish.

428
00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:20,623
But maybe I want you

429
00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:20,623
to paint the ceiling, right?

430
00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,959
And maybe I should say,

431
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,753
"Okay, yeah.

432
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,753
I'll wash my dish

433
00:10:25,795 --> 00:10:27,588
"if you get up

434
00:10:25,795 --> 00:10:27,588
there and just...

435
00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,132
"You paint naked babies

436
00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,132
on the ceiling."

437
00:10:30,174 --> 00:10:32,010
You know?

438
00:10:30,174 --> 00:10:32,010
It's just like...

439
00:10:32,677 --> 00:10:33,761
Huh?

440
00:10:33,803 --> 00:10:35,554
Huh?

441
00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:39,851
I don't know what happened.

442
00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:39,851
I'm a lawyer.

443
00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:39,851
I argue for a living,

444
00:10:39,892 --> 00:10:43,562
but when it comes to Lily,

445
00:10:39,892 --> 00:10:43,562
I just get all flustered.

446
00:10:43,604 --> 00:10:47,775
How could you not?

447
00:10:43,604 --> 00:10:47,775
I mean, the girl's

448
00:10:43,604 --> 00:10:47,775
all eyes and boobs.

449
00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:50,903
What happened to

450
00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:50,903
the "I'm tired after

451
00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:50,903
my draining day

452
00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,154
"and I want to use

453
00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,154
my leftover energy

454
00:10:52,196 --> 00:10:53,614
"showering you

455
00:10:52,196 --> 00:10:53,614
with love" argument?

456
00:10:53,656 --> 00:10:56,241
I should have

457
00:10:53,656 --> 00:10:56,241
written that down.

458
00:10:57,201 --> 00:10:58,870
Look, Lily, I...

459
00:11:00,204 --> 00:11:01,372
I make more

460
00:11:00,204 --> 00:11:01,372
money than you.

461
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,581
Excuse me?

462
00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,169
Dance for me.

463
00:11:07,211 --> 00:11:08,170
Oh, Marshall.

464
00:11:08,212 --> 00:11:09,630
Dude.

465
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,966
It all made so much sense

466
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,966
when you said it,

467
00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:13,676
but when I said it,

468
00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:13,676
it turned into a fight.

469
00:11:13,718 --> 00:11:15,219
And once Lily and

470
00:11:13,718 --> 00:11:15,219
I start fighting,

471
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:19,682
the fight starts to

472
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:19,682
mutate and multiply.

473
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,976
Sure, it started with

474
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,976
the dishes, but then...

475
00:11:22,018 --> 00:11:25,187
So you're saying

476
00:11:22,018 --> 00:11:25,187
that you shouldn't

477
00:11:22,018 --> 00:11:25,187
have to wash dishes

478
00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:27,189
because you work

479
00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:27,189
harder than me?

480
00:11:27,231 --> 00:11:30,359
Okay, that's not what

481
00:11:27,231 --> 00:11:30,359
I'm saying, but it's true.

482
00:11:30,401 --> 00:11:31,861
And then all of a sudden,

483
00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:33,195
we're also fighting

484
00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:33,195
about who works harder.

485
00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:35,073
I teach kindergarten.

486
00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:37,449
I am molding

487
00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:37,449
the future leaders

488
00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:37,449
of tomorrow.

489
00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:40,160
You eat cookies

490
00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:40,160
and glue stuff.

491
00:11:40,202 --> 00:11:41,620
And soon

492
00:11:40,202 --> 00:11:41,620
more fights spin off.

493
00:11:41,662 --> 00:11:44,206
I can't believe

494
00:11:41,662 --> 00:11:44,206
you'd rather be killed...

495
00:11:44,248 --> 00:11:45,958
Until there are

496
00:11:44,248 --> 00:11:45,958
more fights going on than

497
00:11:44,248 --> 00:11:45,958
you can even keep track of.

498
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,168
If you need to go

499
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,168
in the middle of the night,

500
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:50,963
either turn

501
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:50,963
the bathroom light on

502
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:50,963
or sit down.

503
00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,257
My mother

504
00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,257
does not hate you.

505
00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:55,760
She is neutral about you.

506
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:58,470
I am not scared of

507
00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:58,470
your Shining impression.

508
00:11:58,512 --> 00:12:01,974
I just don't need to hear it,

509
00:11:58,512 --> 00:12:01,974
especially at night.

510
00:12:02,016 --> 00:12:05,310
"Danny's not here,

511
00:12:02,016 --> 00:12:05,310
Mrs. Torrance."

512
00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:07,187
Please don't do that.

513
00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:10,816
Man, Lily fights dirty.

514
00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:14,236
She's small but vicious,

515
00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:14,236
like a badger

516
00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,947
that your brothers caught

517
00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,947
and starved for five days

518
00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:18,866
and then put in

519
00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:18,866
your sleeping bag.

520
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:20,826
I should just go home

521
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:20,826
and apologize.

522
00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:24,371
No. What you need

523
00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:24,371
is a surge. Fight harder.

524
00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,208
Picture it, Marshall,

525
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,961
never having to

526
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,961
wash another dish

527
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,961
as long as you live,

528
00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:32,588
yet all the dishes

529
00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:32,588
are always clean.

530
00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:36,008
Why, this would

531
00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:36,008
take all the anxiety

532
00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:36,008
out of snacking.

533
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,427
No more holding

534
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,427
open your shirt

535
00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:41,221
to form a makeshift bowl

536
00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:41,221
for your salty treats.

537
00:12:41,263 --> 00:12:43,432
That world is yours,

538
00:12:41,263 --> 00:12:43,432
Marshall.

539
00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:48,687
Reach out, take it.

540
00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:48,687
Dip it in some

541
00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:48,687
ranch dressing, enjoy.

542
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,276
He's right.

543
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,276
No!

544
00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:56,278
Barney's stupid ideas

545
00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:56,278
are what got you

546
00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:56,278
into this quagmire.

547
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,363
There's no exit strategy.

548
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,363
Just wash your stupid dishes.

549
00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:00,992
No! Those dishes

550
00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:00,992
are my manhood.

551
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,577
And if I want to

552
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,577
leave my manhood

553
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,577
dirty in the sink,

554
00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,579
caked with ketchup

555
00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,579
and pasta...

556
00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,579
What are you eating?

557
00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:08,166
then damn it,

558
00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:08,166
that's my right!

559
00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:10,793
I'll wash my manhood

560
00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:10,793
when I'm good and ready!

561
00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:12,544
Where was he not sitting?

562
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:17,175
Hmm. Hey, Barnstormer.

563
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:17,175
Hey, Ro-Ro.

564
00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:18,968
Ooh!

565
00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,970
Okay, now you have

566
00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,970
adorable nicknames?

567
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:22,972
Seriously,

568
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:22,972
what's going on

569
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:22,972
with you two?

570
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:25,057
Nothing.

571
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:25,057
We're just happy.

572
00:13:25,099 --> 00:13:28,310
It's like Gandhi said,

573
00:13:25,099 --> 00:13:28,310
"Smile don't cost

574
00:13:25,099 --> 00:13:28,310
nothing, sugar."

575
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:31,189
I'm not sure you know

576
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:31,189
who Gandhi is.

577
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,857
So, Ted, did you talk

578
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,857
to our neighbors?

579
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:37,361
Yes, yeah, I did.

580
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:37,361
I went up there ready

581
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:37,361
to set them straight.

582
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,331
They're old?

583
00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:50,374
Really old.

584
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,044
So what did you do?

585
00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:54,503
Well, I didn't have the heart

586
00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:54,503
to tell them to stop,

587
00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,338
because, well,

588
00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:56,338
good for them.

589
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,800
So I just welcomed

590
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,800
them to the building,

591
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:59,800
had a hard candy,

592
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:02,302
nodded politely

593
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:02,302
at some racist comments

594
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:02,302
and then left.

595
00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:06,390
Over the next couple of days,

596
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:09,351
Barney and Robin

597
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:09,351
continued to be

598
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:09,351
happier than ever.

599
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,229
And Marshall and Lily

600
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,229
continued to fight.

601
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:15,858
I don't care

602
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:15,858
if the dishes aren't done.

603
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:15,858
Okay, if you care, you do it.

604
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:19,153
Great. Then I don't care

605
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:19,153
if you have an orgasm.

606
00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:21,197
If you care, you do it.

607
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:24,575
I went 18 years

608
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:24,575
without the touch

609
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:24,575
of a woman.

610
00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:25,910
I can do it again.

611
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,536
You might have to.

612
00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,790
And I continued

613
00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,790
to hear more bagpiping than

614
00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,790
the St. Patty's Day parade.

615
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:39,631
I don't know what to do.

616
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:39,631
Lily and I have never

617
00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:39,631
had a fight this long.

618
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,383
It's like

619
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,383
I don't even exist.

620
00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:44,720
On Sunday morning,

621
00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:44,720
she made pancake, Ted.

622
00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:47,598
Pancake and bacon strip.

623
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:52,519
It's your own fault.

624
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:52,519
You took relationship

625
00:14:47,639 --> 00:14:52,519
advice from Barney.

626
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:53,896
Well, maybe Barney

627
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:53,896
has it all figured out.

628
00:14:55,439 --> 00:14:58,150
He and Ro-Ro are

629
00:14:55,439 --> 00:14:58,150
the best couple now.

630
00:14:58,192 --> 00:14:59,401
Lily and I have

631
00:14:58,192 --> 00:14:59,401
been dethroned.

632
00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:01,237
You know what,

633
00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:01,237
I'm not buying it.

634
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:04,240
All that cutesy,

635
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:04,240
lovey-dovey crap,

636
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:04,240
that's not them.

637
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:07,034
And I know for a fact

638
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:07,034
that Robin hates nicknames.

639
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,412
Thanks, Robbsy-wobbsy.

640
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:13,707
Yeah, I don't do nicknames.

641
00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:15,375
Finished with

642
00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:15,375
the sports page,

643
00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:15,375
Sherbs?

644
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:16,668
Seriously, stop.

645
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:21,423
Hey, Robin, it's T-Mose.

646
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,218
Yeah, I don't like

647
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,218
them on you, either.

648
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,719
Well, she obviously

649
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,719
likes them now.

650
00:15:25,761 --> 00:15:30,182
And come on,

651
00:15:25,761 --> 00:15:30,182
somebody had to put

652
00:15:25,761 --> 00:15:30,182
an end to T-Mose.

653
00:15:30,224 --> 00:15:33,602
No, T-Mose was awesome.

654
00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,520
I'm thinking of

655
00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,520
bringing it back.

656
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:41,777
Bagpiping sounds

657
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:41,777
a little different today.

658
00:15:38,482 --> 00:15:41,777
It's all echo-y.

659
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,946
Yeah. They're in

660
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,946
the bathroom.

661
00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:46,448
I think they're bagpiping

662
00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:46,448
on the shower chair.

663
00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,909
And just like that,

664
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:50,786
I realized exactly

665
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:50,786
how to get the real scoop

666
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:50,786
on Barney and Robin.

667
00:15:50,828 --> 00:15:52,788
Hey, Ted.

668
00:15:50,828 --> 00:15:52,788
How are Marshall and Lily?

669
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,539
I worry about those two,

670
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,539
I really do.

671
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:56,834
You and your big,

672
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:56,834
giant heart.

673
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,378
Okay, enough.

674
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,378
The jig is up.

675
00:16:00,629 --> 00:16:02,589
Ted, whatever

676
00:16:00,629 --> 00:16:02,589
do you mean?

677
00:16:02,631 --> 00:16:03,757
Who's this guy?

678
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,092
We'll get to that.

679
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:06,802
You see, I knew

680
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:06,802
something was wrong.

681
00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:11,223
You two were too happy,

682
00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:11,223
too shiny, too nickname-y.

683
00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:12,516
Didn't add up.

684
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:15,519
You two never fight?

685
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:15,519
Horse apples.

686
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,439
You fight all the time.

687
00:16:21,025 --> 00:16:22,151
How would

688
00:16:21,025 --> 00:16:22,151
you know that?

689
00:16:22,193 --> 00:16:23,610
Phil told me.

690
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:25,487
Who the hell is Phil?

691
00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:26,947
Your downstairs neighbor.

692
00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:31,202
Hi. I'm Phil. 12 B.

693
00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,620
And he's heard

694
00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,620
everything.

695
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:42,380
So Phil tells me that Ro-Ro

696
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:42,380
and the Barnstormer

697
00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:45,799
have been fighting a lot.

698
00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:45,799
Care to explain?

699
00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:53,432
Okay. Everything

700
00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:53,432
was going great.

701
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:56,018
Our no-fighting techniques

702
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:56,018
were working perfectly

703
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,936
until we went

704
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,936
on that ski trip

705
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,936
last weekend.

706
00:16:57,978 --> 00:17:00,022
Hmm.

707
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:02,566
So I showed Marshall

708
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:02,566
that Lily's argument

709
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:02,566
was bananas

710
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,776
and now

711
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,776
he'll never have to

712
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,776
wash another dish.

713
00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:06,528
High two.

714
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,072
That's terrible advice.

715
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:10,282
What? You agree

716
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:10,282
with Lily? You...

717
00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:17,873
Oh, no.

718
00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:17,873
We're about to

719
00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:17,873
get in a fight,

720
00:17:17,915 --> 00:17:19,917
and I can't run away.

721
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,335
I can't take my clothes off.

722
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:23,545
It's freezing up here.

723
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:23,545
I'd get hypothermia.

724
00:17:23,587 --> 00:17:25,089
Maybe I can jump it?

725
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,424
Maybe just my pants?

726
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,470
This no-fighting

727
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,470
thing is over, huh?

728
00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:35,307
I think so.

729
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:36,434
How could you possibly...

730
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:36,434
I can't believe...

731
00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:37,559
agree with Lily?

732
00:17:36,475 --> 00:17:37,559
that you made Lily

733
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,561
get in a fight about this!

734
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,561
She's shorter than him!

735
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:42,564
And it didn't end there.

736
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:42,564
We've been fighting

737
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:42,564
ever since.

738
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:45,150
All those fights

739
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:45,150
we kept not having,

740
00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:45,150
they all came back around.

741
00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:46,360
The bag of panties.

742
00:17:46,402 --> 00:17:47,569
The tie Robin murdered.

743
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:50,364
The tiny camera

744
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:50,364
I found in

745
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:50,364
the headboard.

746
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:53,117
That's how a quarterback

747
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:53,117
stays sharp.

748
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:55,786
Monday morning,

749
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:55,786
he sits on a bag of ice

750
00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:55,786
and studies the game tape.

751
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,579
Barney,

752
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,579
for the millionth...

753
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,579
You don't get to be...

754
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:58,705
using

755
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:58,705
football analogies...

756
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:58,705
as good as I am...

757
00:17:58,747 --> 00:17:59,790
and studying

758
00:17:58,747 --> 00:17:59,790
technique!

759
00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:01,792
does not make it

760
00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:01,792
any less creepy.

761
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,170
I knew it! I knew

762
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,170
you guys were acting

763
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,170
too cute and perfect.

764
00:18:05,212 --> 00:18:08,215
Look, we were just sick

765
00:18:05,212 --> 00:18:08,215
of everyone pointing out

766
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:10,801
how crappy

767
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:10,801
at relationships

768
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:10,801
we both are.

769
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:13,595
Yeah, it was sort of nice

770
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:13,595
to be the perfect couple

771
00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:13,595
for a minute.

772
00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:14,888
I knew you were lying.

773
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,766
You got to wake up

774
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,766
pretty early to

775
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,766
slip one by the T-Mose.

776
00:18:17,808 --> 00:18:18,892
Stop it.

777
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:23,605
Marshall, dinner's ready.

778
00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:26,400
Did you...

779
00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:26,400
Did you make any for me?

780
00:18:26,442 --> 00:18:28,568
No,

781
00:18:26,442 --> 00:18:28,568
but it's your favorite.

782
00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:40,498
Hey.

783
00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:40,498
We need your advice.

784
00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:42,374
So Barney and Robin

785
00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:42,374
told Lily and Marshall

786
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,750
all about their fighting.

787
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,627
And let's just say,

788
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,627
that in comparison,

789
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,629
their little dishes spat

790
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,629
seemed pretty tame.

791
00:18:57,681 --> 00:18:59,391
And by the end,

792
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,144
Lily and Marshall

793
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,144
both had the same reaction.

794
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:04,688
I'll wash my dishes

795
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:04,688
right away from now

796
00:19:02,186 --> 00:19:04,688
until the day I die.

797
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,648
I don't care when

798
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,648
you wash the dishes.

799
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,359
But if it's something

800
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,359
cheese-based,

801
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,485
like a nice ziti,

802
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,485
at least soak it,

803
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,485
okay?

804
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:10,652
Of course, baby.

805
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,404
I love you.

806
00:19:12,446 --> 00:19:14,656
I love you, too.

807
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:16,700
See? Right there,

808
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:16,700
how did you

809
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:16,700
just do that?

810
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,785
How'd you just

811
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,785
fix everything?

812
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,785
I don't know.

813
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:22,540
I guess sometimes

814
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:22,540
you just have to

815
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:22,540
set your ego aside.

816
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:26,668
Yeah. And remember that

817
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:26,668
the love that you have

818
00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:26,668
for that other person

819
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:29,629
is way more important

820
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:29,629
than winning.

821
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,677
More important

822
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,677
than winning.

823
00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:37,179
Stop, stop it.

824
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:40,057
Seriously,

825
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:40,057
what's the secret?

826
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,767
Okay, look,

827
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,767
the honeymoon period

828
00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,767
may be over,

829
00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:46,480
but now you can get

830
00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:46,480
into the real stuff.

831
00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:49,525
And honestly,

832
00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:49,525
that's the best part.

833
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,693
Good night.

834
00:19:51,735 --> 00:19:53,529
So what do we do now?

835
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,947
I guess we got to

836
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,947
start talking more

837
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,947
and get into the real stuff.

838
00:19:55,989 --> 00:19:58,742
Yeah. Or there's a bench

839
00:19:55,989 --> 00:19:58,742
in the elevator.

840
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,369
That's better.

841
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:02,954
Hey, so what if we're not

842
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:02,954
the best couple in the world?

843
00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:05,123
Totally.

844
00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:05,123
It's not a competition.

845
00:20:02,996 --> 00:20:05,123
No.

846
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:06,708
We win!

847
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,834
Best couple

848
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,834
in the world!

849
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:08,960
Whoo!

850
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:09,794
Yeah!

851
00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:18,136
Guess what?

852
00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:18,136
These glasses

853
00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:18,136
are plastic.

854
00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:20,598
So we can just

855
00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:20,598
throw them away.

856
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:23,475
That means no dirty

857
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:23,475
dishes in the sink.

858
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:27,646
You're dirty.

859
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:27,646
Maybe I should

860
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:27,646
leave you in the sink.

861
00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:32,734
And once that first argument

862
00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:32,734
got worked out,

863
00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:36,696
all those other arguments,

864
00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:36,696
well, they got better, too.

865
00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:19,739
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