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Well,

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got another one.

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Oh, boy.

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What's in the box?

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What's in the box?

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What's in the box?

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What's in the box?

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Right?

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Brad Pitt? Se7en?

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Nothing?

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Yeah, I'm the jerk.

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What's in the box?

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Well, ever since

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Marshall and Lily

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got their own place,

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his mom keeps

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sending them boxes

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of his old stuff

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she's trying

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to get rid of.

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Thanks, Mom.

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You really nailed it

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this time.

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I really needed

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He-Man's right arm,

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and this old book

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of mad libs.

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"Fart went to the fart

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to fart fartly."

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That's nice.

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That's good stuff.

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That's good.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Hello.

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Hello?

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Ted Mosby?

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Yeah.

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The window is open.

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The what?

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The window is open.

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The window is open.

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What are you waiting for?

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Run, Ted, run!

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Lily, the window is open.

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Make a hole, people.

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Run, Ted, run!

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Sorry.

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Ted?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Maggie. I was just,

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you know...

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How are you?

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I'm fine, I guess.

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Actually, no,

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I'm not fine.

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I just broke up

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with my boyfriend.

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I'm so sorry

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to hear that.

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No, it's...

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Do you want to

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hang out tonight?

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Sure.

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It was so fun.

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You guys liked it.

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It was the most...

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Please tell me

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you got in the window.

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I got in the window.

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What is going on?

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What is the window?

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You know how everyone has

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that guy or girl who,

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no matter what happens,

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you always remember them

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being the perfect one for you?

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Mike Scharz.

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Lily.

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That girl right over there.

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Well, that girl for me was

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and still is Maggie Wilks.

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We all went to

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college together.

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She was awesome.

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Everybody loved her.

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I think I know what

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we're dealing with here.

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Tell me when to stop.

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It wasn't that Maggie

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was hot. She was...

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She was the ultimate

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girl next door.

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She was the ultimate

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girl next door. Still is.

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I mean, every guy

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who meets Maggie falls

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madly in love with her.

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And that's the problem.

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Since I've known her,

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she's only been single

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for, like, three brief

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windows of opportunity.

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When she moved here

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and broke up with her

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college boyfriend,

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I waited a month.

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You know, so I wouldn't be

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the rebound guy.

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Well, the rebound guy

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lasted two years.

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This is Dave.

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After they broke up,

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I only waited a week.

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I was still too late.

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She dated that guy

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for three years.

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The next time,

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I wasn't messing around.

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I was at her door

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not one hour after

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they broke up.

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The only thing she did

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between becoming single

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and the moment

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I got there,

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was go downstairs

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and check her mail.

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I was still too late.

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And she dated that guy

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for four years.

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I wasn't going to

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let this happen again,

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so I begged her neighbor,

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Mrs. Douglas,

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to call me the second

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she and David broke up.

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And now, a very single

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and available Maggie Wilks

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is on her way

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to this very spot.

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I sent a cab

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with a female driver

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so she'd have no other

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interaction with a man

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until she got to me.

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Where she will still have

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no interaction with a man.

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What up?

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I feel good tonight.

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Tonight's going to be good.

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Oh, hell, yeah!

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It's my overalls.

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I wore these babies

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all throughout high school.

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These were my jam.

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God, you really were

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a virgin before you

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met Lily, weren't you?

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Well, that's unnecessary.

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Oh, she's right, baby.

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If you had worn

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these things in college,

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even I wouldn't have

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slept with you.

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And, if you recall,

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I was good to go.

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No one, I mean,

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no one could get

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laid wearing these.

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Challenge accepted.

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I, Barney Stinson,

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being of sound mind

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and amazing body,

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will wear these overalls

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until I have sex

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with a woman.

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I actually

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dated that guy.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Quick game plan.

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Maggie shows up,

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couple minutes

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of hugs and "Hi's

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and then everybody's

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out of here.

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This is my one shot.

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I am not gonna screw

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this up.

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Who'd you get to

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cover your class

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tonight?

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Crap!

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Oh, my God!

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Hey, stranger.

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Hey.

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Maggie, this is my

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roommate, Robin.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice

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to meet you, too.

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Um, I totally forgot

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I have to teach

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a class tonight.

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Hey! Wanna come with me

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and check out a real live

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architecture class?

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Not even a little bit.

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You know,

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I'll just hang here

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with Marshall and Lily.

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It'll be fun.

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Fantastic.

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Okay.

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Well, have a seat. Relax.

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Yeah, this is casual.

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This is all very,

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very, very casual.

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Listen to me.

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You want me to find

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the perfect girl

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so we can all grow old

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together? That is her.

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Do not let any guy

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near her, okay?

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That means

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no waiter takes her order,

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no busboy clears her table.

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If she bursts into flames,

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I want a fire woman

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putting her out.

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I don't think 911

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takes requests.

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Damn it, Marshall!

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Whatever you have to do,

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keep Maggie Wilks single

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until I get back.

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I left my tab open.

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Don't abuse it.

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Target secure?

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Target secure.

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Oh, my gosh.

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How weird.

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We all walked

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out of the bathroom

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at the same time.

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Well, let's all walk back

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to the booth together.

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Oh, my.

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Look at this, the table

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where we are sitting.

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Back off!

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Okay, um, not that I care

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about this challenge,

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but it's cheating

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to wear overalls

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over a suit.

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No, it's not.

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They're not called

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"over-T-shirts," Robin.

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They're not called

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"over shirtless fat guys

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"who used to come

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fix my mom's car

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"and then hang out

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with her upstairs

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for a little while."

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No. They're called

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overalls, okay?

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And I can wear them

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over whatever I want.

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Hey.

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Oh, he's not saying hello,

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he's just telling you

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what he feeds his horsies.

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Oh, man, I can sit here

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and make

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you-look-like-a-farmer jokes

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all night.

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Challenge accepted.

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Good evening. Tonight,

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we're gonna have a nice,

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quick class on bridges.

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There are six types

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of bridges.

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Beam, cantilever,

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arch, suspension,

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and two others.

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You got land on both sides,

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water in the middle.

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See you all next week.

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Hey, we get you

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for the whole hour.

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Oh, come on.

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I mean, who really

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wants to sit here

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and listen to me

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yap about bridges

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for an hour?

305
00:07:06,085 --> 00:07:07,420
Really?

306
00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:11,674
I just thought about

307
00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:11,674
how awesome Ted is again.

308
00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,804
This is a weird

309
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drinking game.

310
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Can I buy you a drink?

311
00:07:18,723 --> 00:07:21,934
He's got a big brown jug

312
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with three X's on it.

313
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What have I done?

314
00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:30,776
One very important thing

315
00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:30,776
to keep in mind

316
00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:30,776
when designing a bridge...

317
00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:32,653
Maggie?

318
00:07:33,738 --> 00:07:35,114
Oh, no.

319
00:07:35,156 --> 00:07:37,242
I mean, yes.

320
00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:40,161
Yes, when you are

321
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designing a bridge,

322
00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:40,161
always remember,

323
00:07:40,203 --> 00:07:42,414
"Make adjustments,

324
00:07:43,456 --> 00:07:45,291
"go get it energized."

325
00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,338
That's good advice

326
00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,338
for life, too.

327
00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:54,717
So, Professor Mosby,

328
00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:54,717
is this Maggie

329
00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:54,717
someone special?

330
00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:56,802
No. I...

331
00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,557
She's just this girl

332
00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,557
I've been into for

333
00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,557
a really long time,

334
00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:01,974
and, well,

335
00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:01,974
tonight could be

336
00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:01,974
the one chance I have

337
00:08:02,016 --> 00:08:03,602
to go out with her, so...

338
00:08:06,271 --> 00:08:07,730
Is she a hottie?

339
00:08:07,772 --> 00:08:09,732
Yes, Jamie.

340
00:08:07,772 --> 00:08:09,732
She's very attractive.

341
00:08:09,774 --> 00:08:11,943
And if we can just

342
00:08:09,774 --> 00:08:11,943
end class right now...

343
00:08:11,984 --> 00:08:13,445
Betty?

344
00:08:13,486 --> 00:08:15,238
Maggie may finally

345
00:08:13,486 --> 00:08:15,238
be available,

346
00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,323
but what about you,

347
00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,323
Professor Mosby?

348
00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:19,576
Are you ready for

349
00:08:17,365 --> 00:08:19,576
a serious relationship?

350
00:08:19,992 --> 00:08:21,286
Totally.

351
00:08:22,662 --> 00:08:25,998
I mean, I think so. Maybe.

352
00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,875
I don't know.

353
00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,875
What do you guys think?

354
00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:33,881
Oh, my gosh.

355
00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:33,881
I totally forgot

356
00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:33,881
about this.

357
00:08:33,923 --> 00:08:35,216
What is it?

358
00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:37,636
It's a homework assignment

359
00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:37,636
from when I was 15.

360
00:08:37,677 --> 00:08:39,762
Write a letter

361
00:08:37,677 --> 00:08:39,762
to your 30-year-old self

362
00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:41,806
with a list of goals

363
00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:41,806
you hope to achieve.

364
00:08:42,807 --> 00:08:44,142
Um...

365
00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:46,102
"Dear future me."

366
00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:48,187
First off, you'd

367
00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:48,187
better be driving either

368
00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:51,399
a kick-ass Camaro

369
00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:51,399
or The A-Team van.

370
00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:54,360
That's priority

371
00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:54,360
numero uno.

372
00:08:54,402 --> 00:08:58,448
And by now your rat tail

373
00:08:54,402 --> 00:08:58,448
should hang down

374
00:08:54,402 --> 00:08:58,448
to your freaking knees.

375
00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,533
You can still slam dunk,

376
00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,533
obviously,

377
00:09:00,575 --> 00:09:04,329
and you've legally

378
00:09:00,575 --> 00:09:04,329
changed your name

379
00:09:00,575 --> 00:09:04,329
to "Vanilla Thunder."

380
00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:08,500
Your wife,

381
00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:08,500
let me break it down,

382
00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:08,500
blonde, six-feet tall,

383
00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:11,752
has an awesome rack

384
00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:11,752
and caters to your

385
00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:11,752
every need.

386
00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:14,797
Sorry, babe.

387
00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:14,797
That's okay.

388
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:16,633
You just described

389
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:16,633
your mother.

390
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:16,633
Ew!

391
00:09:16,675 --> 00:09:17,800
Keep going.

392
00:09:17,842 --> 00:09:19,760
"You're still rocking..."

393
00:09:19,802 --> 00:09:20,886
You're still rocking

394
00:09:19,802 --> 00:09:20,886
the stone-washed overalls,

395
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,848
because this look

396
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,848
is working.

397
00:09:23,889 --> 00:09:27,810
Oh, and most importantly,

398
00:09:23,889 --> 00:09:27,810
you'd better be saving

399
00:09:23,889 --> 00:09:27,810
the world.

400
00:09:27,852 --> 00:09:30,522
If you became some lame

401
00:09:27,852 --> 00:09:30,522
corporate sellout,

402
00:09:30,563 --> 00:09:34,400
just throw yourself

403
00:09:30,563 --> 00:09:34,400
off a cliff,

404
00:09:30,563 --> 00:09:34,400
because you suck.

405
00:09:35,694 --> 00:09:38,446
And I licky

406
00:09:35,694 --> 00:09:38,446
boom-boom down.

407
00:09:44,744 --> 00:09:46,371
Yeah, hilarious.

408
00:09:46,412 --> 00:09:48,789
I became a lame

409
00:09:46,412 --> 00:09:48,789
corporate sellout.

410
00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,501
I work for GNB,

411
00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,501
the most evil bank

412
00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,501
in the history of the world.

413
00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:53,127
Oh, come on,

414
00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:53,127
Vanilla Thunder,

415
00:09:53,169 --> 00:09:54,837
everyone's got to grow up

416
00:09:53,169 --> 00:09:54,837
and get a real job.

417
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:57,006
Yeah, I remember

418
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:57,006
back in college

419
00:09:57,048 --> 00:10:00,343
Maggie wanted to be

420
00:09:57,048 --> 00:10:00,343
a marine biologist by day

421
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:03,429
and mentor inner-city kids

422
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:03,429
by night.

423
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:04,639
What did you

424
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:04,639
really end up doing?

425
00:10:05,682 --> 00:10:06,391
Those things.

426
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,856
Baby, where are you going?

427
00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:17,818
I just gotta...

428
00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:17,818
I gotta do something at work.

429
00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:17,818
It won't take long.

430
00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,530
What's up with Marshall?

431
00:10:20,572 --> 00:10:24,784
Oh, no. I think he's

432
00:10:20,572 --> 00:10:24,784
going to quit his job.

433
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,661
I'm sorry, Maggie.

434
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,661
I gotta go stop him.

435
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:40,925
Ted, I had to leave the bar,

436
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:40,925
but it's okay.

437
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:40,925
I left Maggie with Robin.

438
00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:42,968
You left Maggie with Robin?

439
00:10:44,763 --> 00:10:47,766
Relax. I've got things

440
00:10:44,763 --> 00:10:47,766
under control.

441
00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:48,891
You don't understand

442
00:10:47,807 --> 00:10:48,891
the situation.

443
00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:52,395
This girl is like

444
00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:52,395
a super-powered man magnet.

445
00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:55,898
Oh, Teddy. I know

446
00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:55,898
a little something

447
00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:55,898
about man magnets.

448
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,483
You see,

449
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,483
your friend may be

450
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,483
one of those magnets

451
00:10:57,525 --> 00:11:00,152
that can hold up a picture

452
00:10:57,525 --> 00:11:00,152
of your kids on the fridge,

453
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:03,740
but I'm one of those

454
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:03,740
magnets that can pick up

455
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:03,740
cars in a junkyard.

456
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,577
Who's this?

457
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,577
Robin, this is Jim,

458
00:11:07,619 --> 00:11:08,911
a good friend of mine

459
00:11:07,619 --> 00:11:08,911
from work.

460
00:11:08,953 --> 00:11:12,290
Oh, well, hello there.

461
00:11:12,331 --> 00:11:13,874
Nice to meet you.

462
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:15,876
Oh, boy.

463
00:11:18,963 --> 00:11:21,924
What does being

464
00:11:18,963 --> 00:11:21,924
"ready" even mean?

465
00:11:21,966 --> 00:11:23,802
I mean, I thought

466
00:11:21,966 --> 00:11:23,802
I was "ready" last year.

467
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:25,219
I wound up getting

468
00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:25,219
left at the altar.

469
00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:28,681
I'll be honest, guys.

470
00:11:28,723 --> 00:11:29,974
I'm a little scared.

471
00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:33,936
Okay, Louis, then Betty.

472
00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:36,939
We're all scared,

473
00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:36,939
Professor Mosby.

474
00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:40,025
Doesn't being scared

475
00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:40,025
let you know you're on

476
00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:40,025
to something important?

477
00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,195
Yeah.

478
00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:45,948
I mean, if you're not scared,

479
00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:45,948
you're not taking a chance.

480
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,408
And if you're not

481
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,408
taking a chance,

482
00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:49,577
then what the hell

483
00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:49,577
are you doing?

484
00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:50,453
Right?

485
00:11:53,956 --> 00:11:54,999
I think you're ready, bro.

486
00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:03,675
Jim, you are so funny.

487
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:06,761
Funny?

488
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:06,761
I think he's hilarious.

489
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:10,515
In fact, I laughed so hard,

490
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:10,515
I think I may have just

491
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:10,515
peed my pants.

492
00:12:14,393 --> 00:12:15,978
I'd better take off.

493
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,147
I'm going to the opening

494
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,147
of that photography exhibit

495
00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:19,273
that they were

496
00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:19,273
talking about at work,

497
00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:20,733
Les Chiens Erotiques.

498
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,194
I have an extra ticket

499
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,194
if you want to...

500
00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:26,030
Me? I'd love to!

501
00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:30,743
All right, I gotta go.

502
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:31,952
One last piece of advice.

503
00:12:33,037 --> 00:12:34,747
Make adjustments...

504
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:36,749
Go get it energized!

505
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,381
Hello?

506
00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:45,966
Ted, change of plans.

507
00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:48,386
You left her

508
00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:48,386
with Barney?

509
00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:51,055
Ted, will you

510
00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:51,055
take it easy?

511
00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:51,055
I'm your bro.

512
00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:53,015
You're an animal.

513
00:12:53,057 --> 00:12:55,017
And even though

514
00:12:53,057 --> 00:12:55,017
our bro-lationship

515
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:56,936
has suffered

516
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:56,936
its setbacks

517
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:56,936
in this area,

518
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,021
I assure you I will be

519
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,021
the perfect gentleman.

520
00:12:59,063 --> 00:13:01,482
Oh. Thanks.

521
00:13:01,524 --> 00:13:03,234
By the way,

522
00:13:01,524 --> 00:13:03,234
I really like

523
00:13:01,524 --> 00:13:03,234
those overalls.

524
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,444
You have 10 minutes

525
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,444
to get down here or

526
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,444
the window's closing.

527
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:06,571
10 minutes?

528
00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:08,531
Yeah. Because we're bros.

529
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,081
While I was racing through

530
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,081
the streets of New York,

531
00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:19,041
trying to get back

532
00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:19,041
to the bar,

533
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,878
your Aunt Robin was

534
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,878
doing her best to keep

535
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,878
Jim away from Maggie.

536
00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:25,464
Do you want to go back

537
00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:25,464
to the bar and see if

538
00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:25,464
Maggie's still there?

539
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:29,051
No way!

540
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:29,051
I love erotic dog photography.

541
00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,512
Did you see the one

542
00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,512
over there of the corgis

543
00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,512
doing it people style?

544
00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:36,058
I'll get us a taxi.

545
00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:36,058
I just feel bad

546
00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:36,058
leaving Maggie all alone.

547
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,603
No! Let's have

548
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,603
a glass of wine first.

549
00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:45,359
Oh, man.

550
00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:49,154
Look how filthy I am.

551
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,533
I am just a filthy,

552
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,533
filthy girl

553
00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,326
who would totally

554
00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,326
go to second base

555
00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,326
with a guy

556
00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:56,078
as a favor to a friend.

557
00:13:58,122 --> 00:13:59,582
You like that?

558
00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:05,004
I'm going to call Maggie,

559
00:14:03,127 --> 00:14:05,004
see what she's doing.

560
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,091
Oh, God!

561
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,091
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.

562
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,091
Give it a rest, jeez!

563
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,217
She's hanging out

564
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,217
with Ted tonight.

565
00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:12,094
Ted? What about David?

566
00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:13,972
They broke up.

567
00:14:14,013 --> 00:14:15,264
Maggie's single?

568
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:16,891
That doesn't

569
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:16,891
sound familiar.

570
00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:18,559
Uh...

571
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:22,271
Can I help

572
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:22,271
wipe that off?

573
00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:24,273
Please?

574
00:14:28,152 --> 00:14:29,528
I hate Barney Stinson!

575
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:30,780
Me, too!

576
00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:36,619
Lily finally got to GNB,

577
00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:36,619
but the place was deserted.

578
00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:45,461
Hey, baby.

579
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:49,674
I thought you came here

580
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:49,674
to quit your job.

581
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:49,674
I forgot about the hoop.

582
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:52,551
Yeah. I thought

583
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:52,551
if I could just do

584
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:52,551
one thing in that letter,

585
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:57,306
I wouldn't feel like

586
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:57,306
such an old sellout,

587
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:57,306
so I came out here to dunk.

588
00:14:57,348 --> 00:15:00,059
Did it make you

589
00:14:57,348 --> 00:15:00,059
feel better?

590
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,311
I barely grazed

591
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,311
the bottom of the net,

592
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:04,522
and now my legs hurt so bad,

593
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:04,522
I can't even fall down.

594
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,901
Wow!

595
00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:10,444
How could you?

596
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:14,156
Ted, I challenged myself

597
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:14,156
to get laid wearing overalls.

598
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:16,659
And if you stand in my way,

599
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:16,659
then you're letting

600
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:16,659
Barney win.

601
00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:18,953
And you don't want that.

602
00:15:18,995 --> 00:15:20,162
That smug son of a bitch

603
00:15:18,995 --> 00:15:20,162
will never let us hear

604
00:15:18,995 --> 00:15:20,162
the end of it.

605
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:22,122
Oh, thank God. Maggie...

606
00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:24,458
Where do you think

607
00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:24,458
you're going?

608
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,168
To tell that girl

609
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,168
I love her.

610
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,168
Get in line, bub.

611
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,712
Yeah. I'm going to

612
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:27,712
have sex with her,

613
00:15:27,753 --> 00:15:29,839
then he's going to tell her

614
00:15:27,753 --> 00:15:29,839
he's in love with her,

615
00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:33,051
and then you can do

616
00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:33,051
whatever you want.

617
00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:33,051
Do we agree on the order?

618
00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:36,512
Mister! You just missed out

619
00:15:33,092 --> 00:15:36,512
on the night of your life.

620
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,140
The night of your life.

621
00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:48,190
I've been in love with her

622
00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:48,190
for five years.

623
00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:49,901
I've been in love with her

624
00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:49,901
for 12 years.

625
00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:52,486
I've been in these overalls

626
00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:52,486
for an hour and a half.

627
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,700
Hey, maybe you can't

628
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,700
dunk anymore,

629
00:15:57,742 --> 00:16:00,078
but you've achieved

630
00:15:57,742 --> 00:16:00,078
more in your 30 years

631
00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:03,288
than that 15-year-old dweeb

632
00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:03,288
could ever dream of.

633
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,541
You put yourself through

634
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,541
Columbia Law School.

635
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,252
You had the sense

636
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,252
to chop off that

637
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,252
stupid rat tail.

638
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:10,922
And you married

639
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:10,922
a smoking-hot chick

640
00:16:10,963 --> 00:16:13,758
who looks nothing

641
00:16:10,963 --> 00:16:13,758
like your mother.

642
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:17,511
I think that earns you

643
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:17,511
an entire foot closer

644
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:17,511
to dunking.

645
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,223
There you go,

646
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,223
Vanilla Thunder.

647
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,227
Step back.

648
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,868
Oh, baby.

649
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:43,245
How about instead of dunking,

650
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:43,245
we go up to your office,

651
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:47,125
and you lie very still

652
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:47,125
while I go bananas

653
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:47,125
all over you?

654
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,627
Could we

655
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,627
maybe instead just

656
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,627
do it right here?

657
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:52,088
Sure, baby.

658
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,422
She loves me!

659
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,422
But I chose her!

660
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,507
Guys! Guys! Guys,

661
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,507
we have to figure

662
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,507
this out.

663
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,509
We are dealing with

664
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,509
a very small window

665
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,509
of opportunity here.

666
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:59,428
Guys, let me assure you,

667
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:59,428
if you let me in there,

668
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,973
that window's

669
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,973
gonna open up again

670
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,973
in, like, 10 minutes.

671
00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:06,226
Wait, where's Maggie?

672
00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:06,226
She's gone.

673
00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:07,394
What?

674
00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:07,394
I sent her home.

675
00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:09,229
You guys were like vultures

676
00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:09,229
fighting over her.

677
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,689
Let her be single for once.

678
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,524
Jealous bitch!

679
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,524
Robin, how could you?

680
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,485
No, she's right.

681
00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:17,279
Maggie deserves

682
00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:17,279
some time to herself.

683
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:20,240
Nobody likes to be alone,

684
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:20,240
especially after a breakup,

685
00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:23,285
but that's when we discover

686
00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:23,285
who we really are

687
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:25,663
and what we really want.

688
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:28,457
She deserves that.

689
00:17:28,499 --> 00:17:30,292
And kids, I meant that.

690
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:32,920
Which is why I'm not proud

691
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:32,920
of what happened next.

692
00:17:39,177 --> 00:17:40,678
It's around the corner.

693
00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:51,313
Hey. Maggie, sorry.

694
00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:51,313
Class ran a little...

695
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:52,481
Who's this?

696
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:54,150
This is Adam.

697
00:17:54,192 --> 00:17:55,943
And it's so crazy.

698
00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,319
We grew up next door

699
00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,319
to each other.

700
00:17:57,361 --> 00:17:59,571
God, we haven't seen

701
00:17:57,361 --> 00:17:59,571
each other since...

702
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,115
A long time.

703
00:17:59,613 --> 00:18:01,115
Yeah.

704
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:03,325
And then

705
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:03,325
Maggie Wilks told us

706
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,286
the second-greatest

707
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,286
love story

708
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,286
I've ever heard.

709
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,398
I just moved to town

710
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,398
and I had to look her up.

711
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,818
I guess we've got a lot

712
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,818
of catching up to do.

713
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,404
Yeah. Yeah, of course.

714
00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:44,116
So, kids,

715
00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:44,116
I missed out on the

716
00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:44,116
ultimate girl next door

717
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:46,285
to the guy next door.

718
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,371
Well, see you next time.

719
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,415
There was no "next time."

720
00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:53,333
Maggie's window

721
00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:53,333
never opened again.

722
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:02,260
Hey! Hey, I got it!

723
00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:04,262
That country bar, Giddy-ups!

724
00:19:04,303 --> 00:19:06,388
The overalls have

725
00:19:04,303 --> 00:19:06,388
gotta work there.

726
00:19:04,303 --> 00:19:06,388
Wingman me?

727
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:08,057
I don't want Giddy-ups.

728
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:11,393
I want that.

729
00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:15,273
I forgot what it feels like

730
00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:15,273
to chase the real thing,

731
00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:17,357
but I think

732
00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:17,357
I'm ready again.

733
00:19:18,442 --> 00:19:19,359
Yeah.

734
00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:21,820
Let me tell you

735
00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:21,820
where I'm at.

736
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,825
I wanna have sex

737
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,825
with a girl so I can

738
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,825
take off these overalls.

739
00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:30,412
Come on. Come on!

740
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:34,499
Ted, you gotta help me!

741
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:34,499
I gotta get these

742
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:34,499
damn things off!

743
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,500
MRS.

744
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,500
Hey there.

745
00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:41,381
I just love

746
00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:41,381
your overalls.

747
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,448
Dear 60-year-old Marshall.

748
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,327
By now you should be working

749
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,327
somewhere that's making

750
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,327
the world a better place.

751
00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:11,078
Or at least trying to.

752
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,331
No pressure, dude.

753
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,331
I mean, sir.

754
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,085
Also, if time travel

755
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,085
is possible,

756
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:21,213
maybe you could

757
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:21,213
give me a little sign

758
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:25,425
on Tuesday, December 8th,

759
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:25,425
at 8:29 p.m.

760
00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:34,601
So, someone sent back

761
00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:34,601
these chicken wings,

762
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:38,689
because they were too hot.

763
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:38,689
And I'm like, "Too hot?

764
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:38,689
Are you crazy?"

765
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:41,441
So, free wings.

766
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,486
Old man Marshall,

767
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,486
as long as you're still

768
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,486
married to Lily,

769
00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:46,280
you're doing just fine.

770
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,996
Sir, this is on us.

771
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,996
Sorry the wings

772
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,996
were so hot.

773
00:20:54,038 --> 00:20:57,208
Oh, no, dear.

774
00:20:54,038 --> 00:20:57,208
It wasn't that

775
00:20:54,038 --> 00:20:57,208
they were too hot.

776
00:20:57,249 --> 00:20:59,210
It's just that

777
00:20:57,249 --> 00:20:59,210
I had wings earlier.

778
00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,462
Much earlier.

779
00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:34,661
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