1 00:00:02,504 --> 00:00:03,672 Kids, 2 00:00:02,504 --> 00:00:03,672 you never know when 3 00:00:02,504 --> 00:00:03,672 you're about to meet 4 00:00:03,713 --> 00:00:05,340 someone really important. 5 00:00:05,381 --> 00:00:08,010 It's not like life 6 00:00:05,381 --> 00:00:08,010 gives you a warning. 7 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,929 You just look up 8 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,929 and there they are. 9 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:13,140 Come on, we're going to go 10 00:00:10,971 --> 00:00:13,140 get trashed on the roof. 11 00:00:13,182 --> 00:00:15,308 No, not that dude. 12 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:16,518 Her. 13 00:00:18,145 --> 00:00:20,105 I'm good, Boomer. 14 00:00:20,147 --> 00:00:21,314 My name's not Boomer. 15 00:00:21,356 --> 00:00:23,483 Oh, in my head, it is. 16 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,695 Gentlemen, 17 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,695 I'm a faculty member, 18 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,695 and you're underage, 19 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:30,532 so it's my duty 20 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:30,532 to confiscate this 21 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:30,532 and this and... 22 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:33,118 Hard lemonade? 23 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,578 You know what, Boomer? 24 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,578 You can keep that. 25 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,498 I swear, every week 26 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,498 I get asked by some 27 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,498 frat guy to a kegger, 28 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:41,001 and I say, 29 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:41,001 "I'm a PhD candidate 30 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:43,378 "writing a dissertation 31 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:43,378 entitled 'Foreign Direct 32 00:00:41,043 --> 00:00:43,378 Investment 33 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,380 "'and Intergenerational 34 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,380 Linkages in Consumption 35 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,380 Behavior.'" 36 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,717 And what does frat guy 37 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,717 say to that? 38 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:49,759 "That's hot." 39 00:00:51,178 --> 00:00:52,054 Actually, 40 00:00:51,178 --> 00:00:52,054 that is kind of hot. 41 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,349 Ted, I have a confession. 42 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,349 Hmm. 43 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,351 I recognize you. 44 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,353 Do you remember 45 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,353 the first day of classes 46 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,353 last semester? 47 00:01:00,395 --> 00:01:03,356 Econ 305? 48 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:06,317 Kids, you remember the 49 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:06,317 wrong classroom story. 50 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:09,905 I thought I was 51 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:09,905 in Architecture 101, 52 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:09,905 but it was Econ 305. 53 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:11,364 Of course, 54 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:11,364 what I didn't know was 55 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:13,867 that your mother was 56 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:13,867 somewhere in that class, 57 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:16,452 and she thought 58 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:16,452 I was a complete idiot. 59 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,746 I thought you were 60 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,746 a complete idiot. 61 00:01:18,914 --> 00:01:20,373 But a very cute idiot. 62 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:27,130 So, um, do you ever 63 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:27,130 date cute idiots? 64 00:01:27,172 --> 00:01:28,339 Almost exclusively. 65 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:46,399 She's a PhD candidate. 66 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:46,399 She reads philosophy for fun. 67 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:50,403 She does the Sunday crossword 68 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:50,403 every week and finishes it. 69 00:01:50,445 --> 00:01:51,487 Ooh. 70 00:01:50,445 --> 00:01:51,487 Wow. 71 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,573 Ted, I am so 72 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,573 happy for you. 73 00:01:53,615 --> 00:01:56,910 Sorry, not for you, 74 00:01:53,615 --> 00:01:56,910 happy I'm not you. 75 00:01:56,952 --> 00:01:59,454 Long story short, 76 00:01:56,952 --> 00:01:59,454 I have a date tonight. 77 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,414 Oh, yay. 78 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,377 Thanks, New York, 79 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,377 I'll try not to screw it up. 80 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,633 What's going on? 81 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,633 There's a huge line 82 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,633 outside MacLaren's. 83 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:14,427 And why is it 84 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:14,427 almost entirely dudes? 85 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:17,722 Only two things 86 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:17,722 could cause that 87 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:17,722 kind of commotion. 88 00:02:17,764 --> 00:02:18,723 Boobs. 89 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:27,565 Ladies and gentlemen, 90 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:27,565 MacLaren's has hired 91 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:27,565 a hot bartender. 92 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,822 Look at all these guys. 93 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:37,450 Oh, the sidewalk's 94 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:37,450 going to smell 95 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:37,450 like pee-pee now. 96 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:39,869 Well, we'd better start 97 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:39,869 looking for a new bar. 98 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:44,291 What, are you... 99 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:44,291 What... Are you crazy? 100 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:44,291 It is a hot bartender. 101 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:48,253 Do you know how long 102 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:48,253 I have been waiting 103 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:48,253 to land a... 104 00:02:48,295 --> 00:02:51,965 My friends, I have been 105 00:02:48,295 --> 00:02:51,965 with many women in my day. 106 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:56,928 Lawyers, teachers, 107 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:56,928 poets, doctors, 108 00:02:56,970 --> 00:03:00,473 professional equestrians, 109 00:02:56,970 --> 00:03:00,473 amateur equestrians, 110 00:03:00,515 --> 00:03:04,311 a butcher, a baker, 111 00:03:00,515 --> 00:03:04,311 a candlestick maker... 112 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:06,479 Yes, we're to 113 00:03:04,353 --> 00:03:06,479 the rhyming section now. 114 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:10,817 A math professor, 115 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:10,817 a tax assessor, 116 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:10,817 a weight guesser. 117 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:13,611 A puppeteer, 118 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:13,611 a blackjack dealer, 119 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:16,447 a stay-at-home mom... 120 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:16,447 That's a job, too, guys. 121 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:17,490 A circuit court judge... 122 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:18,533 Get to the point! 123 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:23,872 I have never, ever 124 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:23,872 scored a hot bartender. 125 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,457 Until tonight. 126 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:28,501 She's really 127 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:28,501 not that hot. 128 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:31,504 Oh, is someone jealous 129 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:31,504 of all the attention? 130 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,715 Did somebody fancy herself 131 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,715 the hottest girl in the bar? 132 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:36,801 Gosh, no. Shut up! 133 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,055 All right, wish me luck. 134 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,431 It's never 135 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,431 going to happen. 136 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,141 Barney, she's just going 137 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,141 to pretend to like you 138 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:45,601 the same way she hypnotized 139 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:45,601 all these geniuses. 140 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,355 Yeah, but guess 141 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,355 who's not going to 142 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,355 fall under her spell? 143 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:52,025 I'm gonna be all, 144 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:52,025 "Drop the act, baby doll. 145 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:52,025 Daddy needs a gin and tonic." 146 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:55,445 Then when she brings it, 147 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:55,445 I'll just spit it out 148 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:55,445 and say, "Try again." 149 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:59,532 Boom! Alpha dog is right 150 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:59,532 where he belongs, on top. 151 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,285 Then after a few minutes, 152 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,285 on the bottom. Why should I 153 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,285 do all the work? 154 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,081 Hi, Marshall. 155 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,081 Hey, guys, what's happening? 156 00:04:06,122 --> 00:04:07,957 New super-hot bartender. 157 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:09,500 Oh, yeah? 158 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:12,545 Eh. 159 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:12,545 Ha! 160 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:14,630 See? Marshall doesn't 161 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:14,630 think she's hot either. 162 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,549 Yes, he does. 163 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:19,302 Baby, you don't have 164 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:19,302 to pretend other women 165 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:19,302 aren't attractive 166 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:20,929 just for my sake. 167 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:24,557 I know, 168 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:24,557 and if that woman were 169 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:24,557 anywhere near as hot 170 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,893 as the woman I'm married to, 171 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,893 then I'd admit it. 172 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,893 But she's not. 173 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:29,354 Baby, 174 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:29,354 you're so sweet, 175 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:30,813 but compared 176 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:30,813 to that woman, 177 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:32,565 I am a big bag of 178 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:32,565 three-day-old garbage. 179 00:04:34,109 --> 00:04:37,487 Well, I call 'em 180 00:04:34,109 --> 00:04:37,487 like I see 'em, 181 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,031 and I just think you're 182 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,031 the most beautiful woman 183 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,031 in the world. 184 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,408 See, that's 185 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,408 just annoying. 186 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,786 Oh, my God, 187 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,786 you are so funny. 188 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,580 That'll be $6.75. 189 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:48,790 Here's a 50, 190 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:48,790 keep the change. 191 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,541 Thank you. 192 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:54,003 Amateurs. Hey. 193 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,005 What do you want? 194 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,005 Drop the act, baby doll... 195 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,590 Wait, what? 196 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,509 Are you gonna 197 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,509 order a drink 198 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,635 or are you just 199 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,635 gonna stand there 200 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,635 looking stupid? 201 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,430 Um... 202 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,430 I don't know how 203 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,430 to make an "um." 204 00:05:03,472 --> 00:05:05,265 Is that equal parts vodka and 205 00:05:03,472 --> 00:05:05,265 get-the-hell-out-of-my-face? 206 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,184 Hey, Bobby! 207 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:13,648 Later that night, 208 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:13,648 I embarked upon a very 209 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:13,648 important first date. 210 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,191 How are you? 211 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,191 Good. Come in. 212 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:17,277 It's funny. 213 00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:18,487 Sometimes you walk 214 00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:18,487 into a place you've 215 00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:18,487 never been before... 216 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:19,654 Just one sec. 217 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:19,654 Sure. 218 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,114 but you get 219 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,114 the feeling 220 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:24,617 you're exactly where 221 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:24,617 you're supposed to be. 222 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:29,247 And, kids, that's the 223 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:29,247 first time I ever saw your 224 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:29,247 mother's little yellow bus. 225 00:05:29,289 --> 00:05:30,623 You know the one. 226 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:32,250 It's right behind you. 227 00:05:36,338 --> 00:05:38,798 Hey, this is cute. 228 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,591 Actually, 229 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,591 it's my roommate's. 230 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,516 So, there I was, kids, 231 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:49,851 standing in your 232 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:49,851 mother's apartment. 233 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,479 Never mind the fact 234 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,479 that I was on a date 235 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,479 with her roommate, Cindy. 236 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:55,524 Sorry, I shouldn't 237 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:55,524 be messing with your 238 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:55,524 roommate's stuff. 239 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,609 What's she like? 240 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:00,820 I didn't know it, 241 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:00,820 but I was about to hear 242 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,989 the very first description 243 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,989 of the woman 244 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,989 I'd one day marry. 245 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:05,116 She's a whore. 246 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:06,826 I think she's 247 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:06,826 a dominatrix. 248 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:08,203 What? 249 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:12,040 Okay, I'm sorry, 250 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:12,040 none of that is true. 251 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,875 I have a bit of 252 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,875 a roommate complex. 253 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,710 Why? 254 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,337 Guys are always 255 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,337 falling in love 256 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,337 with her. 257 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:19,381 Hey, hey, look at me. 258 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,300 I promise you 259 00:06:22,342 --> 00:06:24,594 I am not going 260 00:06:22,342 --> 00:06:24,594 to fall in love 261 00:06:22,342 --> 00:06:24,594 with your roommate. 262 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,679 Oops. 263 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:30,600 Okay, now that you've had 264 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:30,600 a closer look, admit it. 265 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,685 That bartender is 266 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,685 the hottest woman 267 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,685 in this bar. 268 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:34,479 Second hottest. 269 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:37,399 I repeat... 270 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,650 Eh. 271 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,904 Baby, how could 272 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,904 you not want to hit that? 273 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,904 I want to hit that. 274 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,657 If you don't want to 275 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,657 hit that, I'm sorry, 276 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,657 but you might be gay. 277 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:49,994 Hell, yeah, I'm gay. 278 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:49,994 Gay for you. 279 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:51,871 Whatever. 280 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:51,871 Did you find out why 281 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:55,041 I'm the one guy 282 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:55,041 in this entire bar 283 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:55,041 she seems to despise? 284 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,502 I did, um, 285 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:59,712 you're not going to 286 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:59,712 like the answer. 287 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:03,633 My last three boyfriends 288 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:03,633 were Wall Street guys. 289 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:03,633 Bastards. 290 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,553 So, I vowed 291 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,553 never again to date 292 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,553 a guy who wears suits. 293 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:09,764 Huh! 294 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,517 Okay, well, that's easy. 295 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,517 All I have to do is 296 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,517 stop wearing suits. 297 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:15,562 Oh, that's all, Barney? 298 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:15,562 Come on, you're never 299 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:15,562 not in a suit. 300 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:23,278 True. But for those... 301 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:23,278 I mean, for that... 302 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:25,405 I mean, for her, 303 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:29,618 I will stop wearing... 304 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:30,910 Wait for it. 305 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:30,910 We know you're 306 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:30,910 going to say "suits." 307 00:07:31,911 --> 00:07:33,496 suits. 308 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,417 Meanwhile, 309 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,417 Cindy and I were having 310 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,417 a lovely evening, 311 00:07:37,459 --> 00:07:40,253 except she wasn't kidding 312 00:07:37,459 --> 00:07:40,253 about her roommate complex. 313 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:41,879 And another weird thing 314 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:41,879 about my roommate, 315 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:45,007 she does these 316 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:45,007 bizarre paintings 317 00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:45,007 of robots playing sports. 318 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,843 Yeah, that is weird. 319 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,305 I was lying. 320 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,305 That sounded awesome. 321 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:52,014 Your mother's robot 322 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:52,014 volleyball watercolor 323 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,766 is hanging up in the den 324 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,766 as we speak. 325 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,311 Yeah. And she has 326 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,311 this crazy habit 327 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,813 of making breakfast food 328 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,813 sing show tunes. 329 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,607 That's just bizarre. 330 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:02,191 Your mother's rendition 331 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:02,191 of Memories 332 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,777 as performed by 333 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,777 an English muffin is, 334 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,777 to this day, 335 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,071 the most hauntingly 336 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,071 beautiful thing 337 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,071 I've ever heard. 338 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,701 Look, I'm sold. 339 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,701 I hate this girl. 340 00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:14,287 I'm sorry. 341 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:16,789 Look, she's not that bad. 342 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:16,789 I just get a little jealous. 343 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:20,209 I don't know why. 344 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:20,209 You're awesome. 345 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:22,795 But not as awesome 346 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:22,795 as your mother. 347 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:24,797 And speaking of things 348 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:24,797 that are less awesome, 349 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,924 your Uncle Barney 350 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,924 had officially suited down. 351 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,387 I am so sorry 352 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,387 I misjudged you. 353 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,806 If there is 354 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,806 one type of person 355 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,806 that I cannot stand, 356 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:34,807 it is a man 357 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:34,807 in a suit. 358 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,392 Ugh. 359 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:38,811 That, and a woman 360 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:38,811 who has no respect 361 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:38,811 for herself. 362 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:41,814 Ugh. 363 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:41,814 Yeah. 364 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:45,234 Suits and insecure women. 365 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:45,234 I hate them. 366 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:46,777 Just hate them. 367 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:51,824 Hey. 368 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:51,824 Hey, how was 369 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:51,824 your date with Cindy? 370 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:54,827 Well, last night was great, 371 00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:54,827 today not so much. 372 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:56,996 What, why? 373 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:58,831 I found out 374 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:58,831 the school's policy 375 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,834 about students and 376 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,834 professors dating 377 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,834 is really strict. 378 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:04,003 I could lose 379 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:04,003 my scholarship. 380 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,838 Yeah, but it's not like 381 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,838 you're in my class. 382 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,257 I mean, we're not even 383 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,257 in the same department. 384 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:10,385 I'm sorry, 385 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:10,385 but I just can't risk it. 386 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:14,055 She's completely 387 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:14,055 overreacting, right? 388 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,391 Actually, Ted, 389 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,391 she has a point. 390 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,851 Yeah, and think about it. 391 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,851 If the rules are that strict, 392 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:21,563 you could be putting 393 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:21,563 your job in jeopardy. 394 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,774 I think you got to 395 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,774 let this one go, buddy. 396 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,236 Let's try this again. 397 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,236 She's completely 398 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,236 overreacting, right? 399 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,946 Of course, 400 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,946 they were right. 401 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,946 I had to let it go. 402 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,408 But as your Uncle Barney 403 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,408 was about to find out, 404 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,868 it's not so easy 405 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,868 to let things go. 406 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:47,630 Suit up. 407 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:53,886 Now, none of us 408 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:53,886 had ever seen Barney go this 409 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:53,886 long without suiting up, 410 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,347 and, kids, 411 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,347 it wasn't pretty. 412 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:59,267 So sorry I'm late. 413 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:59,267 I got stuck at work. 414 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,143 Yeah, today I had 415 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,143 that presentation 416 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:03,229 on offshore dividend 417 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:03,229 tax implications. 418 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:06,190 Sure, I was totally 419 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:06,190 paying attention when 420 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:06,190 you talked about that. 421 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:08,443 Right, so I fire up 422 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:08,443 the PowerPoint... 423 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:16,576 Um, Barney? 424 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:19,788 Barney. 425 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:19,788 Huh. 426 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,637 Suit up. 427 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,947 Hey, Barney, 428 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,947 we're going to 429 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,947 order some food. 430 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,574 Okay, 431 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,574 be out in a sec. 432 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,574 Okay. 433 00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:00,662 Okay. 434 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,041 No. 435 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,045 Out of the way! 436 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,045 Stay with me. 437 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,045 It's not your time. 438 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,964 If anyone 439 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,964 could fix something 440 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,964 like this, 441 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:15,968 it was Barney's 442 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:15,968 personal tailor, 443 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:15,968 TV's Tim Gunn. 444 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,680 I'm sorry, Barney. 445 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,680 I couldn't make it work. 446 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:23,518 So young. 447 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:26,020 There's nothing else 448 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:26,020 you could do? 449 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:30,983 No. But there is 450 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:30,983 another suit that can use 451 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:30,983 the buttons from your suit. 452 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,986 That can... 453 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,986 Like an organ donor? 454 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,865 Your suit's death 455 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,865 could mean another 456 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,865 suit's life. 457 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,950 Oh, my God. 458 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:43,996 Do it. 459 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,247 You're doing 460 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,247 the right thing. 461 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,045 Please don't cry on this. 462 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,130 It's silk. 463 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,130 I'm sorry. 464 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,007 I know. I know. 465 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,556 We cremated 466 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,556 the remains. 467 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,308 His buttons 468 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,308 saved the life 469 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,477 of a sick little jacket 470 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,477 on the Upper East Side. 471 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:11,023 Well, at least now 472 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:11,023 you can finally 473 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:11,023 drop this quest 474 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,859 for the so-called 475 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,859 hot bartender. 476 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,318 No. 477 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:18,113 My suit gave its life 478 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:18,113 for this cause, 479 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,868 and I will not 480 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,868 rest until those... 481 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,914 I mean, that... 482 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,914 I mean, she is mine. 483 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,336 He's absolutely right. 484 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:36,131 Who, the guy kissing a jar 485 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:36,131 full of dead suit ashes? 486 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:36,131 That guy? 487 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,050 What if Cindy is the woman 488 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,050 I'm supposed to marry, 489 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:39,928 and I'm just giving up? 490 00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:42,722 So long, elegant 491 00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:42,722 yet welcoming home 492 00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:42,722 in Westchester 493 00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,850 with a sensible mortgage 494 00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,850 I can handle without 495 00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,850 dipping into my savings. 496 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,978 Bye-bye, 497 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,978 two kids I raised with 498 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,978 a stern yet loving hand, 499 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,564 finding the perfect balance 500 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,564 between father and friend. 501 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:54,316 Adios, triplet schnauzers, 502 00:12:51,606 --> 00:12:54,316 Frank, Lloyd, and Wright. 503 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,068 Ted! 504 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,068 Ted! 505 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,362 The point is, 506 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,362 I'm not giving up, either! 507 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,619 I don't know why 508 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,619 I just did that. 509 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,415 Barney, I'm so sorry 510 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,415 about your friend. 511 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,961 Tell me about him. 512 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,961 Huh. 513 00:13:13,002 --> 00:13:14,963 He was Italian. 514 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:17,089 Classy, elegant. 515 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:19,300 And boy, 516 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:19,300 did he have a way 517 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:19,300 with the ladies. 518 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,302 They just 519 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,302 couldn't say no. 520 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,428 How old was he? 521 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,428 Seven. 522 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,974 I miss him so much! 523 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,936 You shouldn't be 524 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,936 alone tonight. 525 00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:31,687 I'm gonna end 526 00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:31,687 my shift early. 527 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,108 Thank you, old friend. 528 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,443 You're going out 529 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,443 with a bang. 530 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,949 Come on, Marshall. 531 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,949 Just admit that 532 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,949 she's hotter than me. 533 00:13:42,991 --> 00:13:44,116 I won't be hurt. 534 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,409 Can't do it. 535 00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:46,577 You're hotter. 536 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:48,120 She's a goddess! 537 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:51,833 Her skin glows. 538 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:51,833 Her legs go for miles. 539 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,877 And that ass? 540 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,877 I would wear that 541 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,877 thing for a hat. 542 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,297 Last night in bed, 543 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,297 I'll admit it, 544 00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:00,132 she popped into my head 545 00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:00,132 a couple of times. 546 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:03,135 Whoa. 547 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:03,135 What are you trip... 548 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,345 Like, you think 549 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,345 she's hotter than me? 550 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,515 I never said that. 551 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,141 Oh, my God! You do. 552 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,979 Well, it's apples 553 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,979 and oranges. She's 554 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,979 younger than you. 555 00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:17,316 Well, I'm just saying, 556 00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:17,316 like, me in my prime 557 00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:17,316 versus her in her prime. 558 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,151 Well... 559 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,151 Oh, my God! 560 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:22,613 You guys, her hotness 561 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:22,613 isn't even real! 562 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:25,282 It's circumstantial hotness. 563 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,408 Watch. 564 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:36,002 Such a sweet surprise 565 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,757 I suppose you think 566 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,757 she's hotter than me, too. 567 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,348 What the hell 568 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,348 are you doing? 569 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,348 What? 570 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,892 You're not 571 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,892 allowed back here. 572 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,143 Oh, no. Uh, I... 573 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,143 Carl, look. 574 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,105 No. 575 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,105 I don't want to go back. 576 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,315 Please, please, 577 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,315 just don't make me go back. 578 00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,775 You got to go. 579 00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,775 Don't. I... 580 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:00,985 You got to go. 581 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:00,985 I just... 582 00:14:59,817 --> 00:15:00,985 No, Carl. I was... 583 00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:02,528 I was somebody back there! 584 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,155 Everybody loved me. 585 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,918 Hey. 586 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,918 Hi. 587 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,669 Can we talk? 588 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:19,670 My roommate's 589 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:19,670 just about to get 590 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:19,670 out of the shower. 591 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:21,505 Let's talk in my room. 592 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:21,505 Okay. 593 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,977 Look, Cindy, I know 594 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,977 the university rulebook says 595 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,977 we can't date. 596 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,772 But it also says, 597 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,772 "Don't teach drunk," 598 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,772 and I do that all the time. 599 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:41,400 The point is, I like you. 600 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,236 I do. You're sweet, 601 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,236 you're funny. 602 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,697 You're writing 603 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,697 a dissertation entitled 604 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,697 "Foreign Direct Investment 605 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,075 "and Intergenerational 606 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,075 Linkages in Consumption 607 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,075 Behavior." 608 00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:50,284 I mean, that is hot. 609 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,205 I know this sounds crazy, 610 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,250 but I feel like 611 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,250 our paths are supposed 612 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,250 to cross somehow. 613 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:02,212 And I don't want to 614 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:02,212 miss out on knowing you. 615 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,548 I don't want to miss out 616 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,548 on knowing you, either. 617 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,803 Look, I got to tell you, 618 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,262 I mean, 619 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,262 just from looking 620 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,262 around your room, 621 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,598 I can tell we have 622 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,598 a ton in common. 623 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,766 Really? 624 00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,143 The Unicorns? 625 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,728 Who Will Cut Our Hair 626 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,728 When We're Gone? 627 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,272 I have never met 628 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,272 anyone else 629 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,272 who has this album. 630 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,441 That's my roommate's. 631 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,441 I borrowed it. 632 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,318 Oh. 633 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,655 Well, well, what about this? 634 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,655 World's End by T.C. Boyle? 635 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,199 That was a birthday gift 636 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,199 from my roommate. 637 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,283 Haven't checked it out yet. 638 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,534 Oh. 639 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,369 Oh, you should. 640 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,369 It's a good read. 641 00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:38,124 What about this? 642 00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:38,124 This is ridiculous. 643 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,876 You play bass? 644 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,876 Seriously, ask my friends. 645 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,296 I always say, 646 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,296 "My ideal woman 647 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,507 "does not play bass," 648 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,507 because this is clearly 649 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,507 your roommate's. 650 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,467 She's in a band. 651 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,426 Damn, that's cool. 652 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,889 This is unbelievable. 653 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:58,268 You just picked out the 654 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:58,268 only three things in here 655 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:58,268 that are my roommate's. 656 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,854 So, does your 657 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,854 roommate's band 658 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,854 ever play shows, or... 659 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,147 Get out. 660 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:05,442 Kids, 661 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:05,442 as you probably guessed, 662 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,319 that wasn't the night 663 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,319 I met your mother. 664 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,993 Although I think 665 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,993 I glimpsed her foot. 666 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:17,997 But I did get a little bit 667 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:17,997 closer to meeting the woman 668 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:17,997 of my dreams. 669 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,167 And your mom? 670 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,167 Well, she got her 671 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,167 yellow umbrella back. 672 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:26,922 He was just so special, 673 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:26,922 you know? 674 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,550 I feel like 675 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,550 we should give him 676 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,550 a moment of silence. 677 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,385 Followed by, like, 678 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,385 20 minutes of grunting. 679 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,349 I'm gonna make you 680 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,349 feel all better. 681 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,684 Hmm. 682 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,478 Let me just 683 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,478 go freshen up. 684 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,478 All right. 685 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,938 Oh, wait. No, no, 686 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,938 that's not the bathroom! 687 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,899 That... 688 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:45,983 Are these yours? 689 00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:49,319 I'm suit-sitting 690 00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:49,319 for someone. 691 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:51,906 Barney, you lied to me. 692 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,368 You have to choose right now. 693 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,328 Me or the suits. 694 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,544 What's Barney been drinking? 695 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,174 But no, it's not a failure 696 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:11,926 one thing she is not 697 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,136 would be just fine 698 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:17,056 dressed to the nines 699 00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:19,349 you can't refute 700 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,355 like a suit! 701 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,943 Where all the boys and girls 702 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:33,405 in a jacket and tie 703 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,241 a double-breast 704 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:37,451 with muttonchops 705 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,246 with a lollipop 706 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:42,497 who's kind of cute 707 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,420 like a suit 708 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:04,061 a squeeze 709 00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:12,111 if you please 710 00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:19,034 if you had to choose 711 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,452 and a pot of gold? 712 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:23,747 if you gave your suits away 713 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:24,498 you'd never grow old? 714 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,126 One million chicks 715 00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:28,460 three-piece suit? 716 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,463 Were within your reach? 717 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,132 I'm gonna stop you 718 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,132 right there. 719 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,467 It's suits. Come on, 720 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,467 Lily, get your head 721 00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,467 out of your ass. 722 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,142 and girls will come 723 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:45,686 only one absolute 724 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,855 needs to know 725 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,649 accepted substitute 726 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,694 let's make amends 727 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,905 are my best friends 728 00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:02,870 down the laundry chute 729 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:11,503 suits the undisputed 730 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:16,466 suitor of repute 731 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,477 Wait for it. 732 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,626 Then again, 733 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,626 she is pretty hot. 734 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,587 I choose you, baby. 735 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,839 First thing tomorrow, 736 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,839 I'm getting rid 737 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,839 of these suits. 738 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,884 Really? 739 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,884 Yeah. 740 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,180 Mmm. 741 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,141 You guys are fine. 742 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:34,544 ENGLISH - US - LINE 21