1 00:00:02,418 --> 00:00:04,171 Kids, your 2 00:00:02,418 --> 00:00:04,171 Aunt Lily has always been 3 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,339 one of those people who 4 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,339 loves their birthday. 5 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,339 Loves it. 6 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,300 It's my birthday! 7 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,349 So it's a good thing 8 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,349 she married Marshall. 9 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:21,980 It's still my birthday! 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,315 Because he loves 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,315 planning birthdays. 12 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,360 Feliz Cumpleanos, baby. 13 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:32,824 The theme of today's birthday 14 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:32,824 breakfast in bed is 15 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:32,824 Spanish Interlude. 16 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,577 Yay! 17 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,705 It's, uh... 18 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:43,043 How on Earth did we end up in 19 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:43,043 the lyrical rolling hills of 20 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:43,043 Northern Spain? 21 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:44,502 Yay! 22 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,256 Baby, tonight is 23 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,256 gonna be so much fun. 24 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,382 Just the five of us, 25 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,382 black-tie dinner, 26 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,800 and Ted is 27 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,800 picking up your favorite 28 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,343 cognac pumpkin 29 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,343 cheesecake from Edgar's. 30 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,221 Yay! 31 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,348 Okay. I am off to run 32 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,348 your super secret 33 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,348 birthday errand. 34 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,349 Yay! 35 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,728 And I'm taking 36 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,728 this guy with me, 37 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,396 because I don't like the way 38 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,396 he's looking at you. 39 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,564 Yay. 40 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,611 A new camera. 41 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,905 Oh, thank you, Marshall! 42 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,905 I love it! 43 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,406 Well, a little bonus. 44 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,366 I took some naked 45 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,366 pictures of myself 46 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,535 before I wrapped it, 47 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,535 put a bow on it. 48 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,412 There wasn't a bow on it. 49 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,413 Wrong "it." 50 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,960 Thank you, honey. I'm gonna 51 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,960 get some great shots of our 52 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,960 little group with this. 53 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,464 Now, 54 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,464 kids, you've seen your 55 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,464 Aunt Lily's photo albums: 56 00:01:29,505 --> 00:01:32,759 leather bound, 57 00:01:29,505 --> 00:01:32,759 acid-free paper, 58 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,095 adorable 59 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,095 handwritten captions. 60 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,806 And most importantly, 61 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,806 the group shot. 62 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,891 Cute photo, right, kids? 63 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,728 But what you don't see 64 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,728 is what happened 10 seconds 65 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,728 before this picture was taken. 66 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,772 Okay, I wanna get 67 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,772 the perfect group shot. 68 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,816 Marshall, sit 69 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,816 between Robin 70 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,816 and Barney. 71 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,151 Why? 72 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,904 Oh, you know, light, 73 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,904 color balance, aperture. 74 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,448 You're just saying 75 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,448 camera words. Wait. 76 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,451 You don't want Barney and me 77 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,451 to look like a couple in 78 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,451 this picture, do you? 79 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,913 Of course I don't! 80 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,913 You two aren't gonna last. 81 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,913 I'm going for timeless here. 82 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,456 How dare you! 83 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:04,874 That is so rude! 84 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,918 It's true. 85 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,918 Totally true. 86 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,129 We're running on fumes here. 87 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,129 But still rude. 88 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:13,591 We hated Lily's group shots. 89 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,469 Okay, maybe 90 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,469 I get a little bossy, 91 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,888 but I just wanna 92 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,888 remember those times. 93 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,933 Like tonight. 94 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,933 I can't imagine 95 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,933 a better birthday 96 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,520 than being here, with 97 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,520 just my four best friends. 98 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:27,147 Yay! 99 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,440 And Ted's here now. Yay! 100 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,696 Happy birthday! 101 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:35,947 This is Amanda. 102 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,409 And Amanda. Yay. 103 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,509 Ted, you were supposed 104 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,509 to bring a cheesecake, 105 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,969 but instead you 106 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,969 brought two grocery bags 107 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,679 and a woman we've 108 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,679 never seen before. 109 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,514 Hi, I'm Marshall. 110 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,514 Welcome to our home. 111 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:02,932 Start talking. 112 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,519 Well, Amanda's gonna make 113 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,519 Lily a cake. She's a chef. 114 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,106 We met when I was 115 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,106 at a restaurant last week, 116 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,106 and I sent some soup back. 117 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,733 Luckily she's got such 118 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,733 pretty hair, 119 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,276 I didn't mind 120 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,276 eating a little bit of it. 121 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,528 They call me 122 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,528 The Shedder at work. 123 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,489 I'm so 124 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,489 glad you're making my 125 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,489 birthday cake. 126 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,535 In honor of 127 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,535 Lily's 32nd birthday, 128 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:27,207 I've got a lot 129 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:27,207 of great games planned, 130 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:27,207 starting with Lilial Pursuit. 131 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,375 Ah, clever. 132 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,959 Okay, who's got number one? 133 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,669 I do. 134 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,923 Of course you do. 135 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,923 Okay, Amanda goes first. 136 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,549 Thirty-two 137 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,549 seconds on the clock 138 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,344 to answer as many 139 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,344 questions as possible. 140 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,179 And, go! 141 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,391 Question one, what is 142 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,391 Lily's favorite color? 143 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,517 Well, she's wearing pink, 144 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,103 so I'm gonna say pink. 145 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,187 Yeah, that's Robin. 146 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,481 Oh. Uh... 147 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:55,526 Her favorite color is elbow. 148 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:55,526 Yellow. 149 00:03:57,528 --> 00:04:00,115 I believe Ted was 150 00:03:57,528 --> 00:04:00,115 mouthing the word "yellow." 151 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,452 Which also 152 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,452 would've been wrong. 153 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,582 This game is 154 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,582 called Gilding The Lily. 155 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,085 Nice. 156 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,085 Thank you. 157 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,670 Okay, you've all written down 158 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,670 your favorite things about 159 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,670 the birthday girl, 160 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,258 and, Lily-pad, 161 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,258 you guess who 162 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,258 wrote what. 163 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,470 "Lily makes everyone 164 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,470 in her life, from her 165 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,470 friends to her students..." 166 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,595 Lily's 167 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,595 a kindergarten teacher. 168 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,389 That's what he 169 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,389 means by students. 170 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,725 "... feel loved. 171 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,725 She makes the best 172 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,725 oatmeal raisin cookies ever, 173 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,685 "can recite every 174 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,685 line from Goonies..." 175 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:32,397 Lily saw Goonies in the 176 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:32,397 theater right after her 177 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:32,397 parents separated. 178 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,898 For a long time after that, 179 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,898 she had real trouble 180 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,898 trusting people. 181 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,151 Ted! 182 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,488 "... and she's the strongest 183 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,488 person I've ever met. 184 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,491 "I can't imagine my life 185 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,491 without her. I love you, 186 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:42,491 Lily." 187 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,909 Aw! Robin. 188 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,161 Of course it was me. 189 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,496 Come on. 190 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,621 So sweet. Okay. 191 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,583 Lily, you try to 192 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,583 guess who wrote this. 193 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,509 "You seem really nice." 194 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,592 Oh. 195 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,137 I'm gonna guess Amanda. 196 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,515 No, that was me. 197 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,641 And I meant every word. 198 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,311 Well, I should 199 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,311 get back to that cake. 200 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,604 Okay, let me know 201 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,604 if you need anything. 202 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,443 All right, quick, 203 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,443 let's do the group photo. 204 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,153 Everybody gather 205 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,153 around the fireplace. 206 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,655 Wait, hang on. 207 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,655 I'll let Amanda know. 208 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,449 Oh, no, that's okay. 209 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,449 She's busy in the kitchen. 210 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,659 Let's not bother her. 211 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,659 Come on. 212 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,661 Wait, hang on a second. 213 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,580 You don't want Amanda 214 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,580 in the photo, do you? 215 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:34,750 No, no. It's just, you know, 216 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:34,750 auto focus, shutter speed, 217 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:34,750 zoom. 218 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,503 Lily, what's going on? 219 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,338 Who wants a party hat? 220 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,383 Hey, look. 221 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,383 Look, I'm a bird! 222 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,884 Let's all be birds! 223 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,678 Lily! Tell me the truth! 224 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,678 No, of course not! 225 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,682 I'm not gonna let another 226 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,682 one of your dumb skanks 227 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,682 ruin my precious memories! 228 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,899 Lily, what are you 229 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,899 talking about? 230 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,818 Ted, you always do this. 231 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,072 You bring girls 232 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,072 that we barely know 233 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,072 to all our big group events. 234 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:06,657 I do not! 235 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:06,657 Oh, really? 236 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:11,120 Oh. Well, 237 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:11,120 let's just take a little 238 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:11,120 walk down Random Skank Lane. 239 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:15,708 Or we could just 240 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:15,708 keep on strolling down 241 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:15,708 Best Birthday Ever Avenue. 242 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,503 Do I get a vote? 243 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,503 Skank Lane. Skank Lane! 244 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,130 Hey, hey, 245 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,130 guys, I've composed 246 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,130 a song for the evening. 247 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,716 Follow along. 248 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,716 The chorus goes like this. 249 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,639 Christmas morning, 250 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,639 four years ago. 251 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,226 Our first 252 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,226 Christmas together, 253 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,226 just the five of us. 254 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,853 Oh, Ted, 255 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,853 here's another fun 256 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,853 little trivia game. 257 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,106 It's called Name That Bitch. 258 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:45,154 It's... 259 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:45,154 It is... 260 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:45,154 Sa... San... 261 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,533 Wrong. You're 262 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,533 thinking of Santa, 263 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,533 'cause it was Christmas. 264 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,953 Fun fact, each year, 265 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,953 my mother has Easter 266 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,953 tea with her friend Bunny. 267 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:55,206 Okay, not that fun. 268 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,750 Yeah, I remember her name. 269 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,750 It's Sara. 270 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,421 Close. It's Lailanie. 271 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,421 She just had to come 272 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,421 to Christmas 273 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,757 because you said, 274 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,757 "Guys, she might 275 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,757 be the one." 276 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,594 And she's not the only 277 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,594 "might be the one." 278 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,306 New Year's Eve, 2007. 279 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:15,810 Barney, Lily, 280 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:15,810 Robin, Ted, Marshall, 281 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:15,810 and "she's the one" Emily. 282 00:07:15,851 --> 00:07:18,229 Robin's Uncle 283 00:07:15,851 --> 00:07:18,229 Cecil's funeral. 284 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,731 Marshall, Lily, 285 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,731 Robin, Barney, Ted, 286 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:25,278 and "this-just-proves-you- 287 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:25,278 find-the-one-when-you're- 288 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:25,278 not-looking" Isabelle. 289 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,821 My appendix surgery. 290 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:30,116 Robin, Marshall, 291 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:30,116 Barney, Lily, Ted, and... 292 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,785 Well, this one you admitted, 293 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,785 you were just trying to bang. 294 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,287 Respect. 295 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,456 Oh, hey, 296 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,456 remember this 297 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,456 yoga instructor 298 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,999 you brought to my 299 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,999 birthday last year? 300 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,003 Thank you. Oh, my God. 301 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,005 You guys are not gonna 302 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,005 believe who just came in. 303 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,924 Don't look, don't look! 304 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,924 Why aren't you looking? 305 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,093 It's Slash 306 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,093 from Guns N' Roses. 307 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,803 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 308 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:54,307 Okay, okay. Group shot. 309 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:54,307 Group shot! Come on! 310 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:58,687 And we got it! 311 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:58,687 We got a picture 312 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:58,687 with Slash on my birthday. 313 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,813 Awesome, right? Right? 314 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:01,814 We were there. 315 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:01,814 We know how this ends. 316 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,441 Wrong! 317 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,986 You know what's 318 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,986 funny about this picture? 319 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,655 He was grabbing my ass. 320 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,490 Really? 321 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,490 He was grabbing my ass, too. 322 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,825 He was grabbing my ass, too. 323 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,825 How many hands does that 324 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,825 guy have? 325 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,327 No wonder he's 326 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,327 such a good guitarist. 327 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:18,498 Actually, sorry, dude. 328 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:18,498 I thought that you were Lily. 329 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,500 Wait a second, 330 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,500 look at these 331 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,500 pictures again. 332 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:24,379 Barney has the 333 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:24,379 same pose in each shot, and 334 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:24,379 these are, like, years apart. 335 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,846 Ah, yes, about that. 336 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,846 I never take a bad picture. 337 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,806 Never have. Never will. 338 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,184 Dude, 339 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,184 there has to be 340 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,184 a bad picture of you. 341 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,477 Nope! Not one. 342 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,853 What about from 343 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,853 elementary school? 344 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,480 Everyone has bad 345 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,480 pictures from school. 346 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,814 Not the Barnacle. 347 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,196 I always 348 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,196 look drop-dead, 349 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,196 stone-cold amazing. 350 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:53,866 Unlike Marshall, who just 351 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:53,866 looks dead, stoned, and cold. 352 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,868 He was right, kids. 353 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,453 Your Uncle Marshall 354 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,453 does a lot of things well, 355 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,706 but he does not 356 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,706 take a good picture. 357 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,878 They're not all bad, okay? 358 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,878 Like, here. 359 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,423 Here, look at this one, 360 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,423 my eyes are open. 361 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,633 Marshall, no! 362 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,633 You did put a bow on it! 363 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,552 Chip and dip, Barney? 364 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,552 Sure. 365 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:14,887 A-ha! 366 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,847 Got it! 367 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,847 A bad picture. 368 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,517 Is it, though? 369 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,481 No, wait. 370 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,481 You were eating a chip! 371 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,108 Where's the chip? 372 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,902 It is physically impossible 373 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,902 for me to take a bad picture. 374 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,238 I don't know why. 375 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,238 Ask God. 376 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,909 Look, Lily, 377 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,909 I'm sorry about Amanda, 378 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,909 but I'm just gonna say it. 379 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:37,910 You are being 380 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:37,910 a birthday brat. 381 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,832 You're all bent out of shape 382 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,832 just 'cause you think 383 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,832 I ruined a couple of pictures? 384 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:47,420 Oh, Ted, these girls 385 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:47,420 have ruined so many events. 386 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,964 Or are you 387 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,964 forgetting Paris? 388 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:52,091 What happened in Paris? 389 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,010 It was junior year, 390 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,010 and I was studying 391 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,010 abroad in Paris, 392 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,805 and hadn't seen 393 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,805 Marshall for two months. 394 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,389 Two months! 395 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,516 And I had just 396 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,516 started having sex. 397 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,519 I wasn't ready to 398 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,519 stop for two months. 399 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,105 And Marshall was coming 400 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,105 to visit over spring break. 401 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:10,067 And at the last minute, 402 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:10,067 Ted decided to come 403 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:10,067 with the girl 404 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:13,946 he had just gotten back 405 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:13,946 together with, Karen. 406 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,824 Karen. 407 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,950 I am so excited 408 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,950 you're here. 409 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,661 I'm so excited 410 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,661 to go to Paris. 411 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,955 I'm so excited 412 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,955 to have sex again. 413 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,416 But just before 414 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,416 the plane took off... 415 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,085 Wait, I wanna 416 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,085 tell you something. 417 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,922 Really? 418 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,922 'Cause I think I wanna 419 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,922 tell you the same thing. 420 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,509 Is your thing, "I had 421 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,509 sex with my philosophy 422 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,509 professor last night"? 423 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,596 'Cause that's my thing. 424 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,600 And thus began the 425 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,600 longest seven-and-a-half 426 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,600 hours of Marshall's life. 427 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,988 When I picked them 428 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,988 up at the airport... 429 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,699 Ted broke up with me. 430 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,367 I need to sleep in 431 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,367 your room this week. 432 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:00,993 Marshall can bunk with Ted. 433 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:12,004 Two months! 434 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:12,004 My balls were 435 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:12,004 bleues! Bleues! 436 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,424 This will come as no shock, 437 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,424 but the rest of the trip 438 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,424 was terrible. 439 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,144 And all I wanted was 440 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,144 a romantic kiss picture 441 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:31,607 in front 442 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:31,607 of the Eiffel Tower, 443 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:31,607 which I actually did get. 444 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,193 It just happened to be 445 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,193 between Karen and Francois, 446 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,779 our waiter 447 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,779 from the day before. 448 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,073 Wow, that's just awful. 449 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,073 Just, just, just... 450 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,993 Oh, whoopsie, 451 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,993 hey, I dropped my phone. 452 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,993 You mind picking it up for me? 453 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,204 Oh, sure. 454 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,204 Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! 455 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,206 Got it! 456 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,457 Did you, though? 457 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,797 What? How do you do that? 458 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,797 You weren't even standing up. 459 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,215 The camera loves me, Robin. 460 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,634 More than loves me. 461 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,634 The camera lusts after me. 462 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,597 The camera wants to put on 463 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,597 some nice lingerie, pop in 464 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,597 an Al Green CD, 465 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,056 dim the lights, 466 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,056 and do all the work, 467 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,975 while I just lie there 468 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,975 with my eyes closed. 469 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,104 Look, I'm sorry about Paris, 470 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,104 and all the ruined 471 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,104 group shots. 472 00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:12,440 But when you're single, 473 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,567 you gotta 474 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,567 hope that each next 475 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,567 new girl is the one. 476 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,068 I mean, Erin. 477 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,068 Emily. 478 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,027 Irene. 479 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,027 Isabelle. 480 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,237 And Sara. 481 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,614 It's Lailanie. 482 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,614 What is wrong with you? 483 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,157 At the time, yes. 484 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,076 I thought each of 485 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,076 these girls could 486 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,076 be the one. 487 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,078 But I gotta stay hopeful. 488 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,078 I mean, what's the 489 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,078 alternative? 490 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,371 Here's the alternative. 491 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,999 How about 492 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,999 no more random 493 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,999 skanks at my birthday? 494 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,085 Hey, sweetie. 495 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,796 Uh, do you guys 496 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,796 have a cooling rack? 497 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,088 Oh, drawer under the oven. 498 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,924 Can't wait. 499 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,924 You're just the best. 500 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,885 And, Ted, I'm sorry. 501 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,887 I'm gonna have to 502 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,887 agree with Lily on this. 503 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,180 I mean, 504 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,180 these kind of events 505 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,180 are hard for a new person. 506 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,266 That's why 507 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,266 I didn't bring Don tonight. 508 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,602 I mean, 509 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,602 when I lived in Japan, 510 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:54,106 this guy, for our third date, 511 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:54,106 brought me to his brother's 512 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:54,106 wedding. 513 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,234 Now I, a total stranger, 514 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,234 am in that Japanese couple's 515 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,861 wedding picture 516 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,861 for all eternity. 517 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,119 Yeah, Ted, I think you 518 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,119 should listen to Robin. 519 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,955 Right. Right. 520 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,123 'Cause Robin's 521 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,123 your best friend. 522 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,123 Exactly. 523 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,167 Your best friend 524 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,167 in the whole world. 525 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,167 Absolutely. 526 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,127 Careful, Lily. 527 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,127 It's a trap. 528 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755 And before she was 529 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755 your best friend, 530 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755 what was she? 531 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,591 Oh, that's right, 532 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,591 one of my random skanks. 533 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,469 Hey! 534 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,469 Okay, yes, Ted. 535 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,638 This particular skank... 536 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,638 Hey! 537 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,057 happened to work out. 538 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,057 But she's the skanky 539 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,057 exception, 540 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,558 not the skanky rule. 541 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,143 Hey, I'm crying a little bit. 542 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,772 Okay. Hey, guys, that about 543 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,772 wraps up this whole 544 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,772 skank conversation. 545 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,859 Let's get back to 546 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,859 the birthday song. 547 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,029 Okay, Barney, 548 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,029 your part goes like this. 549 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,999 Lily, I bring 550 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,999 girls to these events 551 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,876 because you guys 552 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,876 are important to me. 553 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,585 You're my family. 554 00:13:56,627 --> 00:14:00,048 And, hey, Robin. 555 00:13:56,627 --> 00:14:00,048 Hey, Robin. Robin. 556 00:13:56,627 --> 00:14:00,048 Your part goes like this. 557 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,182 Yes, we're a family. 558 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,978 So, why can't these 559 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,978 events ever just be us? 560 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,231 Like the time we celebrated 561 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,231 Marshall passing the bar exam. 562 00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:20,860 Hey, guys. 563 00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:20,860 This is the disgusting, 564 00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:20,860 smelly hippie I'm dating. 565 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,361 Hey. 566 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,154 I did not say that. 567 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,865 Well, you might as well have. 568 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,950 Hey, guys. 569 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,950 This is Strawberry. 570 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,660 Hey. 571 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,660 Hey. 572 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,328 Um, should we 573 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,328 order some more food? 574 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,622 Oh, no, 575 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,622 Strawberry's not eating. 576 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,165 I'm a vegetarian. 577 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,543 Okay. 578 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,046 Well, let's 579 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,046 all raise a glass. 580 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,342 For the last three years, 581 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,342 Marshall has been 582 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,342 working so hard, 583 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,219 and I am so proud of you. 584 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,804 Meat is murder! 585 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,348 Meat is murder! 586 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,519 Okay, I admit it. 587 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,519 Strawberry was a mistake. 588 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,271 But how could I have 589 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,271 known that going in? 590 00:14:57,312 --> 00:15:00,775 Her name was Strawberry! 591 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,318 Look, if it's such a big deal, 592 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,318 Amanda doesn't have to be 593 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,318 in the group photo. 594 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,738 But I promise, 595 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,738 she's not gonna 596 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,738 ruin your birthday. 597 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,656 Just give her a chance. 598 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,656 See, look, guys, 599 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,326 we're all friends again! 600 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,326 Now let's work on 601 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,326 those harmonies. 602 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:20,252 All done! 603 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:20,252 I hope you like it. 604 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,010 "Happy 42nd birthday, Lori." 605 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,224 Kids, you know how 606 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,224 I've told you about Lily's 607 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,224 you're-dead-to-me look? 608 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,561 That expression she gets just 609 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,561 before she explodes in 610 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,561 white-hot rage? 611 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,730 Well, this wasn't it. 612 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,362 But this was Marshall's. 613 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:52,743 Forty-second? 614 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:52,743 Does this hot piece 615 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:52,743 of ass look 42 to you? 616 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:57,289 Or does she look 617 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:57,289 like her name is Lori? 618 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,373 Oh, Marshall, it's okay. 619 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,708 No, Lily, it's not okay! 620 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,294 Ted, get this stranger 621 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,294 out of my house. 622 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,921 I am so sorry. 623 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,964 Out! 624 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,619 Well, 625 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,619 Amanda refused to come back. 626 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,619 She thinks you guys hate her. 627 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,330 Marshall, 628 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,330 you have to go apologize. 629 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,709 You ruined Lily's birthday, 630 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,709 and you want me to apologize. 631 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,336 If anything, 632 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,336 you should apologize to me. 633 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,255 What are you talking about? 634 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,549 Ted, you bring girls 635 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,549 to these intimate events, 636 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,801 and it makes them think 637 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,801 that things are 638 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,801 really serious. 639 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,136 And then, 640 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,136 when you break up with them, 641 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,346 you know who 642 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,346 they turn to? Me. 643 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,725 I've been 644 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,725 your girlfriend 645 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,725 clean-up crew for years. 646 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,353 February, 2005. 647 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,353 I had just come back 648 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,353 from a marathon study session 649 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,563 at the law library. 650 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,607 Hey, hey, Natalie. 651 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,607 Where's Ted? 652 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:08,819 We broke up. Again. 653 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,989 Uh-oh. 654 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,368 Won't you sit with me for 655 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,368 a little while? Just sit. 656 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,371 Oh, man. You know what? 657 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,371 I've been up for, like, 658 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,371 36 hours. 659 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,167 Yeah, 660 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,167 but I don't have anyone 661 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,167 else to talk to. 662 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,752 Just for a few minutes. 663 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,752 Thanks. 664 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,385 And, at first, I was 665 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,385 completely sympathetic. 666 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,181 But, damn it, 667 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,181 Ted, over the years, 668 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,181 you've made me cynical. 669 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,349 You know what? 670 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,349 I'm gonna go get 671 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,349 us some Rocky Road, 672 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:43,312 and we're just gonna sit here 673 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:43,312 and talk it out until it 674 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:43,312 makes sense. 675 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:47,816 I just thought 676 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:47,816 we had something 677 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:47,816 so special, you know? 678 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:53,030 Me, too. 679 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:53,030 Yeah, but, you know, 680 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:53,030 life goes on, sweetheart. 681 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,158 I don't know how I'm gonna 682 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,158 put my life back together 683 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,158 after this. 684 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,409 Oh, shut up. 685 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,538 Well, I'm sorry my 686 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,538 search for true love 687 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,166 has been such an 688 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,166 inconvenience to 689 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,166 you guys. 690 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,543 You know what? 691 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,543 Maybe your precious pictures 692 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,962 would look 693 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,962 a lot better if 694 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,962 I wasn't in them. 695 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,421 They'd look a lot better 696 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,421 if Marshall weren't in them. 697 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,966 Cheap shot, cheap shot. 698 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,467 You know what these 699 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,467 pictures are, Lily? 700 00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:15,385 They're a big, fat lie. 701 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,971 They're posed. 702 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,971 They're touched up. 703 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,014 They're what you want our 704 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,014 life to be, not what it is. 705 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,350 That's not true. 706 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,350 Oh, yeah? 707 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,353 Okay. Look at this one. 708 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,353 Halloween, two years ago. 709 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,771 You and Marshall 710 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,771 got in a huge fight 711 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,231 because you didn't 712 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,231 wanna dress up 713 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,231 as penguins. 714 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,983 No, no, no. 715 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,983 It's not just that 716 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,983 she didn't want to. 717 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,320 It's that she called 718 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,320 penguins lame. Penguins. 719 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,529 And yet, here you are, 720 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,529 smiling like nothing's wrong. 721 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,449 Completely phony. 722 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,701 Oh! Robin's birthday, 723 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,701 three years ago. 724 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,954 Robin had a cold, 725 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,664 and you made 726 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,664 her change out of her 727 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,664 pajamas for the picture. 728 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,208 And then you pinched 729 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,208 my cheeks really hard 730 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,208 to get some color in them. 731 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,128 Yeah, but you 732 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,128 looked pretty. 733 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,464 And then we all ate 734 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:52,464 chocolate cake in my bed. 735 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,590 Actually, that was 736 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,590 a really nice night. 737 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,967 Yeah, it was. 738 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,427 Yeah, I guess it was. 739 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,222 Hey, look at this one. 740 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,184 This is the first picture 741 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,184 the three of us ever 742 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,184 took together. 743 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,852 That's right. It was. 744 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,312 Hey, you remember 745 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,312 how it happened? 746 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,522 Okay, ready? 747 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,565 Wait, wait, wait. 748 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,565 What pose should we do? 749 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,527 Buddy cop picture? 750 00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:16,571 Oh, no, no. What about 751 00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:16,571 an '80s sitcom about 752 00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:16,571 two roommates 753 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,407 who never 754 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,407 agree on anything? 755 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,407 Mmm-hmm. 756 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,493 Nice. Okay, one, two... 757 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,748 Hi, Marshall. 758 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,748 Ready for the movie? 759 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,501 Um, yeah. 760 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,501 Just a second, though, okay? 761 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,501 We're about to make history. 762 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,920 We're about to take our 763 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,920 first ever roommate picture. 764 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,548 Yeah. Hey, why don't you 765 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,548 get in the picture, too? 766 00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,384 Really? 767 00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,384 Yeah. 768 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,509 Wait. What are 769 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,509 you doing, Ted? 770 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,886 What if we break up? 771 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,470 What if you don't? 772 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,473 Come on. 773 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,473 Come on. 774 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,313 I forgot all about that. 775 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,649 Marshall and I had just 776 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,649 been dating a few weeks, 777 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,943 and you invited 778 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,943 me into the picture. 779 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,529 Well, I liked you. 780 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,740 We have to get Amanda back. 781 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,740 Really? 782 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,993 Ted, you believed in me. 783 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,993 It's my turn to believe 784 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,993 in you. 785 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,954 For all I know, 786 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,954 she's the one. 787 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,497 Thanks, Lil. 788 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,834 I think Lori's age 789 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,834 has made her very wise. 790 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,961 They say your 40s are 791 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,961 when you really get 792 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,961 to know yourself. 793 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,464 Mmm. 794 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,299 So, your 795 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,299 Aunt Lily called Amanda. 796 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,051 All right, people, 797 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,051 gather around. 798 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,136 Let's make a memory. 799 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,136 Okay. 800 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,722 Okay, Marshall. 801 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,722 No, Marshall, try this. 802 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,557 Keep your eyes closed 803 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,557 until the last second, 804 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,185 and when I say so, 805 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,185 open them. Okay? 806 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,185 Okay, Ted. 807 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,519 Hey, Barney, 808 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,519 is that a hole 809 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,519 in your suit jacket? 810 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,812 What? Where? 811 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,898 Now, Marshall. 812 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:34,942 Damn it! 813 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,908 Ted, name that bitch. 814 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,244 Bertha... Bertha? 815 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,621 No. It was my birthday. 816 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:50,958 Your brain 817 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:50,958 makes associations 818 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:50,958 in a very obvious way. 819 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,626 All right, 820 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,626 people, gather around. 821 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,296 Let's make a memory. 822 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,672 Hey, Robin, 823 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,672 what's in this 824 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,672 dip that you made? 825 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:04,179 It tastes like cilantro, and 826 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:04,179 you know that cilantro 827 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:04,179 makes me... 828 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556 Yes! 829 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,584 ENGLISH - US - LINE 21