1 00:00:03,548 --> 00:00:04,799 Kids, your 2 00:00:03,548 --> 00:00:04,799 Aunt Robin had only been 3 00:00:03,548 --> 00:00:04,799 dating Don a short while, 4 00:00:04,841 --> 00:00:06,385 when one evening, 5 00:00:04,841 --> 00:00:06,385 out of nowhere... 6 00:00:06,426 --> 00:00:07,510 Robin? 7 00:00:06,426 --> 00:00:07,510 Hmm. 8 00:00:07,552 --> 00:00:08,761 Do you wanna move in? 9 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:14,517 Well, 10 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:14,517 it's kind of soon, but, 11 00:00:14,559 --> 00:00:19,064 sure, I would 12 00:00:14,559 --> 00:00:19,064 consider moving in here. 13 00:00:14,559 --> 00:00:19,064 Just let me think about it. 14 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:21,482 No, I meant do you wanna 15 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:21,482 move in on the couch so 16 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:21,482 I could sit down? 17 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:25,153 Yeah. That's 18 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:25,153 what I meant, too. 19 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:27,530 Like I said, just 20 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:27,530 let me think about it. 21 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:28,823 Okay. 22 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:28,823 Okay. 23 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,494 Yeah. I'm okay with that. 24 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,494 Okay. 25 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:38,708 But now that 26 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:38,708 you mentioned it, 27 00:00:40,043 --> 00:00:41,044 do you wanna move in? 28 00:00:42,337 --> 00:00:43,880 So, what did you say? 29 00:00:43,922 --> 00:00:45,298 I'm considering it. 30 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:46,591 You're considering it? 31 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:48,551 Yeah. 32 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:48,551 You barely know him. 33 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:50,720 Plus, the guy's a loser 34 00:00:48,593 --> 00:00:50,720 with a dead-end job. 35 00:00:50,762 --> 00:00:52,847 We have the 36 00:00:50,762 --> 00:00:52,847 same job, Barney. 37 00:00:52,889 --> 00:00:54,557 And we couldn't be 38 00:00:52,889 --> 00:00:54,557 prouder of you, angel. 39 00:00:54,599 --> 00:00:56,101 Ugh. 40 00:00:56,142 --> 00:00:58,395 Well, sweetie, 41 00:00:56,142 --> 00:00:58,395 this does seem 42 00:00:56,142 --> 00:00:58,395 kind of fast. 43 00:00:58,437 --> 00:00:59,854 Yeah. 44 00:00:58,437 --> 00:00:59,854 Yeah, maybe you're right. 45 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,064 Well, I think you 46 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,064 should move in with him. 47 00:01:01,106 --> 00:01:02,607 You do? 48 00:01:01,106 --> 00:01:02,607 Yeah. 49 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:04,567 Yeah. I mean, 50 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:04,567 I see how happy you are. 51 00:01:04,609 --> 00:01:06,361 And as much as I 52 00:01:04,609 --> 00:01:06,361 love you as a roommate, 53 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:08,071 I want you to do 54 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:08,071 what's right for you. 55 00:01:08,113 --> 00:01:09,655 Oh! 56 00:01:09,697 --> 00:01:11,574 Are you 57 00:01:09,697 --> 00:01:11,574 trying to kick me out 58 00:01:09,697 --> 00:01:11,574 because of the milk thing? 59 00:01:11,616 --> 00:01:12,575 It's really annoying. 60 00:01:17,747 --> 00:01:18,539 Robin! 61 00:01:31,636 --> 00:01:33,721 No. I have a system. 62 00:01:33,763 --> 00:01:37,600 I put the empty 63 00:01:33,763 --> 00:01:37,600 carton back in the fridge 64 00:01:33,763 --> 00:01:37,600 to remind us to buy milk. 65 00:01:37,642 --> 00:01:41,146 Okay, why don't you leave 66 00:01:37,642 --> 00:01:41,146 a full carton to remind us 67 00:01:37,642 --> 00:01:41,146 we don't have to buy milk? 68 00:01:41,187 --> 00:01:43,606 All right, all right. 69 00:01:43,648 --> 00:01:47,777 As your ex, before 70 00:01:43,648 --> 00:01:47,777 you jump into anything, 71 00:01:43,648 --> 00:01:47,777 I need to meet this guy. 72 00:01:47,819 --> 00:01:49,988 I think it's kind of weird 73 00:01:47,819 --> 00:01:49,988 that I haven't met him yet. 74 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:51,781 Totally weird. 75 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:51,781 It's almost like someone 76 00:01:51,823 --> 00:01:53,908 carefully orchestrated 77 00:01:51,823 --> 00:01:53,908 it that way on purpose. 78 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:59,247 Fine. But 79 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:59,247 you have to promise to 80 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:59,247 be on your best behavior. 81 00:01:59,289 --> 00:02:00,957 I promise. 82 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:03,626 So, I'm banging 83 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:03,626 this Portuguese 84 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:03,626 contortionist 85 00:02:03,668 --> 00:02:06,629 and I swear, 86 00:02:03,668 --> 00:02:06,629 she is so flexible, 87 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:09,299 at one point 88 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:09,299 she was on top of 89 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:09,299 me and underneath me. 90 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:10,633 Up top and down low! 91 00:02:10,675 --> 00:02:11,592 One and two, bang! 92 00:02:13,678 --> 00:02:14,887 Who needs? 93 00:02:13,678 --> 00:02:14,887 Who needs? 94 00:02:13,678 --> 00:02:14,887 Who needs? 95 00:02:14,929 --> 00:02:15,972 I'm good. I'm good. 96 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,640 And that would be Barney. 97 00:02:17,682 --> 00:02:19,142 He means well. 98 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:20,477 Well, actually, 99 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:20,477 I'm not sure that's true. 100 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,603 I think he's awesome. 101 00:02:22,645 --> 00:02:24,772 But I feel bad for any woman 102 00:02:22,645 --> 00:02:24,772 with the kind of low 103 00:02:22,645 --> 00:02:24,772 self-esteem 104 00:02:24,814 --> 00:02:27,733 who would actually 105 00:02:24,814 --> 00:02:27,733 date a guy like that. 106 00:02:27,775 --> 00:02:32,030 And that's 107 00:02:27,775 --> 00:02:32,030 when I realized Robin never 108 00:02:27,775 --> 00:02:32,030 told Don she had dated Barney. 109 00:02:32,071 --> 00:02:35,116 I like you, Don. 110 00:02:32,071 --> 00:02:35,116 We both love a good Scotch. 111 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:37,160 We both enjoy my 112 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:37,160 compelling stories. 113 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:37,160 Yeah. 114 00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:39,579 And we both dated Robin. 115 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:40,621 Now he knew. 116 00:02:57,722 --> 00:03:00,308 So, Barney's your ex and 117 00:02:57,722 --> 00:03:00,308 you still hang out with him? 118 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,767 I got to say I'm a little 119 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,767 uncomfortable with that. 120 00:03:01,809 --> 00:03:05,271 Oh, look, don't be. 121 00:03:01,809 --> 00:03:05,271 It's like we never dated. 122 00:03:05,313 --> 00:03:07,857 Long story short, this 123 00:03:05,313 --> 00:03:07,857 exchange student's 124 00:03:05,313 --> 00:03:07,857 arms gave out, 125 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:10,318 and we both fell, 126 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:10,318 ass over sex swing. 127 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,487 Seriously, 128 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,487 I have not been 129 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,487 able to find a girl 130 00:03:12,529 --> 00:03:13,738 who can do that 131 00:03:12,529 --> 00:03:13,738 position since Robin. 132 00:03:15,407 --> 00:03:17,325 Hey, Lily! Marshall! 133 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:19,869 How was 134 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:19,869 your weekend away, 135 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:19,869 or any other topic? 136 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:22,038 Awful. 137 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:22,038 Terrible. 138 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,833 Twin beds? 139 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,833 We can't sleep 140 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,833 in separate beds. 141 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,127 We should go complain. 142 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:31,089 Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna 143 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:31,089 march down there and demand 144 00:03:28,169 --> 00:03:31,089 another room. 145 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:34,675 Yeah, I'll go with you 146 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:34,675 in just a sec. 147 00:03:38,304 --> 00:03:39,138 Housekeeping. 148 00:03:41,474 --> 00:03:44,269 Could you come back later? 149 00:03:41,474 --> 00:03:44,269 We're taking a little catnap. 150 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,686 It's time to check out. 151 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:50,483 We slept for 18 hours. 152 00:03:50,525 --> 00:03:51,901 We missed four 153 00:03:50,525 --> 00:03:51,901 pre-paid meals. 154 00:03:51,943 --> 00:03:54,695 I lost 11 pounds. 155 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,740 Hey, Ted, do you think 156 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,740 it's weird that Robin is 157 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:57,740 still friends with Barney? 158 00:03:57,782 --> 00:03:59,742 I think it's weird 159 00:03:57,782 --> 00:03:59,742 that we're all still 160 00:03:57,782 --> 00:03:59,742 friends with Barney. 161 00:03:59,784 --> 00:04:01,244 I just don't know 162 00:03:59,784 --> 00:04:01,244 how I feel about 163 00:03:59,784 --> 00:04:01,244 her hanging out 164 00:04:01,286 --> 00:04:03,746 with one of her 165 00:04:01,286 --> 00:04:03,746 exes all the time. 166 00:04:03,788 --> 00:04:06,040 And that's when I realized 167 00:04:03,788 --> 00:04:06,040 Robin had failed to tell Don 168 00:04:06,082 --> 00:04:09,752 about another one of 169 00:04:06,082 --> 00:04:09,752 her exes, me. 170 00:04:09,794 --> 00:04:13,881 No, hanging out 171 00:04:09,794 --> 00:04:13,881 with one ex is fine. 172 00:04:09,794 --> 00:04:13,881 Even two, I'd give a pass. 173 00:04:13,923 --> 00:04:16,842 Hell, two might be 174 00:04:13,923 --> 00:04:16,842 even better than one, 175 00:04:16,884 --> 00:04:18,761 for some reason. 176 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:20,054 Yeah, but if you 177 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:20,054 were dating someone 178 00:04:20,096 --> 00:04:21,514 and he hung out with one 179 00:04:20,096 --> 00:04:21,514 of his exes all the time... 180 00:04:21,556 --> 00:04:23,558 Oh, wait, I'm sorry. "He"? 181 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,226 Yeah, and he was friends 182 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,226 with one of his exes... 183 00:04:25,268 --> 00:04:27,770 Wait, wait, wait, 184 00:04:25,268 --> 00:04:27,770 wait, dude, dude, 185 00:04:25,268 --> 00:04:27,770 hold on. 186 00:04:27,812 --> 00:04:29,272 Do you think I'm gay? 187 00:04:29,314 --> 00:04:31,816 Well, yeah. 188 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,734 Why would you assume that? 189 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:35,903 Hey. 190 00:04:35,945 --> 00:04:37,822 Hey, Ted, your 191 00:04:35,945 --> 00:04:37,822 calligraphy teacher called. 192 00:04:37,863 --> 00:04:39,073 And? And? 193 00:04:39,115 --> 00:04:40,283 Your ink is in. 194 00:04:40,325 --> 00:04:40,992 Yes! 195 00:04:43,828 --> 00:04:46,706 Hey, guys, 196 00:04:43,828 --> 00:04:46,706 I just wanna make sure 197 00:04:43,828 --> 00:04:46,706 Project Runway is recording. 198 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:51,711 Did the Jets 199 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:51,711 get new costumes? 200 00:04:51,752 --> 00:04:54,797 Well, I guess 201 00:04:51,752 --> 00:04:54,797 we won't be having 202 00:04:51,752 --> 00:04:54,797 creme brulee tonight. 203 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:56,924 My browning torch is broken. 204 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:01,804 You know, 205 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:01,804 when I heard your 206 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:01,804 roommate was a single guy, 207 00:05:01,846 --> 00:05:04,849 I was a little jealous. 208 00:05:01,846 --> 00:05:04,849 But now that I know 209 00:05:01,846 --> 00:05:04,849 he's gay, I'm okay. 210 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,809 Oh, Ted's not... 211 00:05:06,851 --> 00:05:09,812 But we still got 212 00:05:06,851 --> 00:05:09,812 homemade lady fingers 213 00:05:06,851 --> 00:05:09,812 and piping hot Darjeeling. 214 00:05:09,854 --> 00:05:12,273 Awesome. Thank you. 215 00:05:12,315 --> 00:05:14,275 Ted's not what? 216 00:05:14,317 --> 00:05:17,778 Ted's not 217 00:05:14,317 --> 00:05:17,778 gonna be around a lot. 218 00:05:14,317 --> 00:05:17,778 He's following Cher on tour. 219 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:22,283 Okay, don't get me wrong, 220 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:22,283 Cher puts on a hell of 221 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:22,283 a show. 222 00:05:22,325 --> 00:05:24,452 But I am not gay. 223 00:05:24,494 --> 00:05:26,829 Hey, Lily, be honest. 224 00:05:26,871 --> 00:05:29,081 Is it weird that 225 00:05:26,871 --> 00:05:29,081 Robin hangs out with one 226 00:05:26,871 --> 00:05:29,081 of her exes all the time? 227 00:05:29,123 --> 00:05:31,876 Well, Ted and Robin 228 00:05:29,123 --> 00:05:31,876 broke up years ago. 229 00:05:29,123 --> 00:05:31,876 It's a non-issue. 230 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:33,545 Ted and Robin? 231 00:05:33,586 --> 00:05:36,047 Not seeming so gay now, 232 00:05:33,586 --> 00:05:36,047 am I, Donny? 233 00:05:36,088 --> 00:05:37,798 Appletini for 234 00:05:36,088 --> 00:05:37,798 the gentleman. 235 00:05:36,088 --> 00:05:37,798 Thank you. 236 00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:41,844 You dated Ted, too? 237 00:05:41,886 --> 00:05:43,846 Robin, of the four people 238 00:05:41,886 --> 00:05:43,846 you consider your best 239 00:05:41,886 --> 00:05:43,846 friends in New York, 240 00:05:43,888 --> 00:05:45,473 you've slept 241 00:05:43,888 --> 00:05:45,473 with 50% of them. 242 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,266 Don, they're just my friends. 243 00:05:47,308 --> 00:05:48,851 Yeah, but they're 244 00:05:47,308 --> 00:05:48,851 also your exes. 245 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:51,270 And you live 246 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:51,270 with one of them. 247 00:05:51,312 --> 00:05:53,814 Look, I'm sorry, I got to... 248 00:05:51,312 --> 00:05:53,814 I got to think about all this. 249 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:58,819 Mmm. 250 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:58,819 Mmm. 251 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:04,534 My God, 252 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:04,534 she's a thousand degrees! 253 00:06:04,576 --> 00:06:06,661 It's like putting my 254 00:06:04,576 --> 00:06:06,661 leg against a tailpipe. 255 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:13,125 Ow! 256 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:13,125 His toenails 257 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:13,125 are like daggers. 258 00:06:17,672 --> 00:06:19,632 I'd love a sandwich, 259 00:06:19,674 --> 00:06:21,300 but no eating in bed. 260 00:06:21,342 --> 00:06:23,219 Stupid rule. 261 00:06:23,261 --> 00:06:24,679 We have ants one time. 262 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:31,269 Great, and now 263 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:31,269 he's falling asleep. 264 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,853 Cue the river of drool. 265 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:39,026 My knee itches. 266 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:41,571 Just one little scratch. 267 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:46,534 Marshall! 268 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:50,538 I think we should 269 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:50,538 get separate beds. 270 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:53,541 Yes! A mini fridge 271 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:53,541 and separate beds. 272 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:54,751 Deal! 273 00:06:56,628 --> 00:06:58,045 Don. 274 00:06:56,628 --> 00:06:58,045 Hi. 275 00:06:58,087 --> 00:07:01,716 I came to apologize to 276 00:06:58,087 --> 00:07:01,716 all of you. I overreacted. 277 00:07:01,758 --> 00:07:03,926 Well, we owe you 278 00:07:01,758 --> 00:07:03,926 an apology, too, Don. 279 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:05,928 We said some 280 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:05,928 pretty hurtful things. 281 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:06,971 No, you didn't. 282 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:10,057 Right, right, 283 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:10,057 that was after you left. 284 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:12,811 I'm sorry I didn't 285 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:12,811 tell you the truth 286 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:12,811 in the first place. 287 00:07:12,852 --> 00:07:15,647 No, I acted 288 00:07:12,852 --> 00:07:15,647 like a total drama queen. 289 00:07:12,852 --> 00:07:15,647 That's not offensive, right? 290 00:07:15,688 --> 00:07:17,816 Still not gay. 291 00:07:15,688 --> 00:07:17,816 Sorry. 292 00:07:17,857 --> 00:07:20,735 So, look, the point 293 00:07:17,857 --> 00:07:20,735 is you both are clearly 294 00:07:17,857 --> 00:07:20,735 very important to Robin. 295 00:07:20,777 --> 00:07:22,945 So, why don't 296 00:07:20,777 --> 00:07:22,945 we all have dinner 297 00:07:20,777 --> 00:07:22,945 tomorrow night at my place? 298 00:07:22,987 --> 00:07:23,863 Oh, that's great. 299 00:07:24,989 --> 00:07:26,907 Looking forward to it, buddy. 300 00:07:26,949 --> 00:07:27,742 Thanks. 301 00:07:26,949 --> 00:07:27,742 You're welcome. 302 00:07:28,993 --> 00:07:30,161 You want to go? 303 00:07:28,993 --> 00:07:30,161 Yeah. 304 00:07:30,202 --> 00:07:30,995 See you guys. 305 00:07:30,202 --> 00:07:30,995 Bye. 306 00:07:31,036 --> 00:07:32,413 Bye. 307 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:34,707 Ted? 308 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:34,707 Yeah? 309 00:07:36,459 --> 00:07:38,043 I must have Robin back. 310 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,885 You're kidding, right? 311 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,885 No. 312 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:48,971 I don't know what it is, 313 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:48,971 but I want Robin back. 314 00:07:49,013 --> 00:07:50,640 I know what it is. 315 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:53,643 You're like a little kid 316 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:53,643 who throws a toy away 317 00:07:53,685 --> 00:07:55,936 and then wants it back 318 00:07:53,685 --> 00:07:55,936 the second another kid 319 00:07:53,685 --> 00:07:55,936 starts playing with it. 320 00:07:55,978 --> 00:07:57,980 Well, maybe I wasn't 321 00:07:55,978 --> 00:07:57,980 done playing with it. 322 00:07:58,022 --> 00:08:01,484 Maybe I just set it down 323 00:07:58,022 --> 00:08:01,484 'cause I wanted to play with 324 00:07:58,022 --> 00:08:01,484 some other stuff for a second! 325 00:08:01,526 --> 00:08:03,194 Okay. 326 00:08:03,235 --> 00:08:04,570 You're ready. 327 00:08:04,612 --> 00:08:05,988 Ready for what? 328 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:08,240 To read the letter. 329 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:10,910 Kids, the letter was 330 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:10,910 a device I'd invented 331 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:15,623 to remind myself why 332 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:15,623 I'd broken up with somebody. 333 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:15,623 I'd been doing it for years. 334 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:18,835 "Dear Future Ted, 335 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:18,835 never get back 336 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:18,835 with Karen 337 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:21,170 "because she's 338 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:21,170 a pretentious snob. 339 00:08:21,212 --> 00:08:24,006 "Oh, also, 340 00:08:21,212 --> 00:08:24,006 she cheated on you. 341 00:08:24,048 --> 00:08:26,425 "I'm sorry you had 342 00:08:24,048 --> 00:08:26,425 to find out this way. 343 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:31,013 "See, we're already 344 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:31,013 laughing about it." 345 00:08:31,055 --> 00:08:35,017 "Dear Future Ted, 346 00:08:31,055 --> 00:08:35,017 stay away from Natalie, 347 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:36,561 "or any girl who can 348 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:36,561 pin you to the ground 349 00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:40,022 "and beat you senseless 350 00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:40,022 in front of a cheering crowd. 351 00:08:40,064 --> 00:08:42,567 "P.S. Please 352 00:08:40,064 --> 00:08:42,567 consult a therapist 353 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,652 "about why that turned you on 354 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,652 a little bit." 355 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:50,032 "Dear Relationship Genius, 356 00:08:50,074 --> 00:08:52,827 "Stella left 357 00:08:50,074 --> 00:08:52,827 you at the altar. 358 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:56,831 "You may never love again 359 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:56,831 and will probably die alone." 360 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,043 Huh! 361 00:09:01,085 --> 00:09:05,047 It doesn't look so sad 362 00:09:01,085 --> 00:09:05,047 written in calligraphy. 363 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:07,675 So, when Barney and Robin 364 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:07,675 broke up the previous fall... 365 00:09:07,717 --> 00:09:09,594 Dating Robin 366 00:09:07,717 --> 00:09:09,594 was a huge mistake. 367 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:11,596 Write that down. 368 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:11,596 What? 369 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:13,055 Write yourself a letter. 370 00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:16,225 That way, when you 371 00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:16,225 miss Robin, and you will, 372 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:17,810 you can 373 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:17,810 remind yourself 374 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:17,810 why you broke up. 375 00:09:17,852 --> 00:09:18,728 Gladly. 376 00:09:19,854 --> 00:09:23,023 "Dear Future Barney..." 377 00:09:23,065 --> 00:09:24,191 Ooh! 378 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,651 This ink is cool. 379 00:09:25,693 --> 00:09:27,695 Right? Right? 380 00:09:27,737 --> 00:09:30,573 "You and Robin..." 381 00:09:30,615 --> 00:09:32,366 "Were a terrible couple. 382 00:09:32,408 --> 00:09:35,494 "It just didn't work. 383 00:09:32,408 --> 00:09:35,494 Sure, you'll always 384 00:09:32,408 --> 00:09:35,494 love Robin, 385 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:37,162 "but remember other women? 386 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:41,166 "More importantly, 387 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:41,166 remember other boobs? 388 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,294 "And all 389 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,294 the cool stuff 390 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,294 you can do with boobs? 391 00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:47,590 "Nuzzle, juggle, honka-honka. 392 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,176 "I guess I'm just 393 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,176 a hopeless romantic." 394 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:56,891 Then there's 395 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:56,891 just a bunch of 396 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:56,891 drawings of boobs. 397 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:59,059 You get it now? 398 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:59,059 Yeah, I get it. 399 00:10:00,144 --> 00:10:01,604 I definitely want her back. 400 00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:07,276 I don't think human beings 401 00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:07,276 were ever meant to sleep 402 00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:07,276 in the same bed. 403 00:10:07,318 --> 00:10:09,821 Somehow sex and sleep 404 00:10:07,318 --> 00:10:09,821 got all jumbled together, 405 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,280 but they're two 406 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,280 different things. 407 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:14,116 I know. 408 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:14,116 I mean, I love you, 409 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:14,116 but I want this new bed 410 00:10:14,158 --> 00:10:17,411 to be a sanctuary for 411 00:10:14,158 --> 00:10:17,411 sleep and sleep alone. 412 00:10:17,453 --> 00:10:20,456 Me, too. And some 413 00:10:17,453 --> 00:10:20,456 light snacking, 414 00:10:17,453 --> 00:10:20,456 but that's it. 415 00:10:21,874 --> 00:10:23,584 Hey, you know 416 00:10:21,874 --> 00:10:23,584 what we should get? 417 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:27,005 We should get a third bed 418 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:27,005 just for sex. 419 00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:30,090 Yes! A sex bed! 420 00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:30,090 A dirty, dirty sex bed! 421 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:33,052 It's genius. That way 422 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:33,052 each bed would have 423 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:33,052 a specific purpose. 424 00:10:33,093 --> 00:10:36,681 Exactly. We'll have 425 00:10:33,093 --> 00:10:36,681 two sleep beds, a sex bed, 426 00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,140 and I'm thinking 427 00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,140 a bean bag chair, 428 00:10:38,182 --> 00:10:40,267 just for 429 00:10:38,182 --> 00:10:40,267 special birthday stuff. 430 00:10:40,309 --> 00:10:43,145 Baby, did we just 431 00:10:40,309 --> 00:10:43,145 revolutionize modern marriage? 432 00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:44,104 Damn straight! 433 00:10:49,193 --> 00:10:51,029 Hey! 434 00:10:49,193 --> 00:10:51,029 Hey! 435 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,446 Hey, guys. 436 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,446 Hey, Don. 437 00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:53,990 I hope you like sushi. 438 00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:55,658 How cool is it 439 00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:55,658 that Don makes sushi? 440 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,702 He learned while on 441 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,702 assignment in Japan. 442 00:10:58,911 --> 00:11:00,746 Ringworm-ilicious. 443 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:04,166 Barney, be nice. 444 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:04,166 You only want her 445 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:04,166 'cause you can't have her. 446 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,668 It's like if I said 447 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,668 you can sit anywhere 448 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:08,004 in this room 449 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:08,004 except that chair. 450 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:11,173 Are you so petty that... 451 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:11,173 My chair! My chair! 452 00:11:11,215 --> 00:11:14,176 Oh, spicy tuna with 453 00:11:11,215 --> 00:11:14,176 jalapeño! My favorite! 454 00:11:14,218 --> 00:11:16,178 Mine, too. 455 00:11:14,218 --> 00:11:16,178 I love spicy food. 456 00:11:14,218 --> 00:11:16,178 The hotter the better. 457 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:19,348 I love 458 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:19,348 spicy stuff, too, guy. 459 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:19,348 Probably more than you do. 460 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:20,516 Check it. 461 00:11:20,558 --> 00:11:21,809 Don't... 462 00:11:23,227 --> 00:11:24,478 Super mild. 463 00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:29,775 I'm not feeling it. 464 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:32,194 Hey, Lily, 465 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:32,194 you won't believe it, 466 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:32,194 it's the craziest thing. 467 00:11:32,236 --> 00:11:34,196 Don has twin beds, too. 468 00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:36,198 Oh, my God! 469 00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:36,198 We just got twin beds. 470 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,868 Oh, Oh. Great, great. 471 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:41,245 Well, wait, that "great" 472 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:41,245 didn't sound so great. 473 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,247 Well, my ex-wife and I 474 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,247 thought they'd be 475 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,247 a good idea, 476 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:46,834 but we just started 477 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:46,834 to drift apart. So... 478 00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:49,670 Yeah, but 479 00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:49,670 I bet you didn't have 480 00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:49,670 another bed just for sex. 481 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:52,882 No, but she did at her 482 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:52,882 personal trainer's house. 483 00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:54,842 This chili is like 484 00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:54,842 an ice cube in my mouth. 485 00:11:56,385 --> 00:11:58,220 I will say this, though. 486 00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,347 I'm gonna 487 00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,347 get a king-size bed if 488 00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,347 Robin decides to move in. 489 00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:02,600 Oh, I'd like that. 490 00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:06,020 If I move in. 491 00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:06,020 If you move in. 492 00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:07,855 Hey, hey, hey, 493 00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:07,855 hey, hey, Tokyo Don, 494 00:12:07,897 --> 00:12:10,274 you ever do this 495 00:12:07,897 --> 00:12:10,274 back in Japan? 496 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,400 Wasabi! 497 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,400 I wouldn't, Barney, no. 498 00:12:11,442 --> 00:12:12,610 Hey. Oh, my God, Barney? 499 00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:14,987 Awesome! 500 00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:16,238 Give him some milk! 501 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,532 Spit it out, Barney! 502 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,532 Spit it out! 503 00:12:18,574 --> 00:12:20,659 Oh, we're out of milk. 504 00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,369 But thanks for 505 00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,369 the reminder, Robin. 506 00:12:24,789 --> 00:12:25,831 Oh, sweet. 507 00:12:25,873 --> 00:12:28,250 Well, I hope you're happy. 508 00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:30,252 Hey, I stand by what I did. 509 00:12:30,294 --> 00:12:32,713 It was bold and romantic. 510 00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:35,424 You soiled yourself 511 00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:35,424 from both ends of your body. 512 00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:39,762 Oh, come on! 513 00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:39,762 You have done tons of 514 00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:39,762 stupid stuff to impress Robin. 515 00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:43,141 Yeah, I did, 516 00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:43,141 but I don't anymore, 517 00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:43,141 'cause I'm over her. 518 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,392 Just like you are. 519 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:45,392 You are not over her. 520 00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:47,269 You want her back 521 00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:47,269 just as much as I do. 522 00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:48,437 You just won't 523 00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:48,437 let yourself go there. 524 00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:51,690 That is ridiculous. 525 00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:51,690 And I'll tell you why. 526 00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:56,236 "For my biographer"? 527 00:12:56,278 --> 00:13:00,783 Just... Just focus 528 00:12:56,278 --> 00:13:00,783 on the letter, okay? 529 00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:03,995 "Dear Ted, Robin is 530 00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:03,995 the perfect girl for you. 531 00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:06,164 "But she doesn't wanna be 532 00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:06,164 in a serious relationship. 533 00:13:06,205 --> 00:13:08,248 "You need someone 534 00:13:06,205 --> 00:13:08,248 who wants to settle down, 535 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,251 "so until Robin's 536 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,251 ready for that next 537 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,251 step, she's not your girl. 538 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,590 "Still, I'll always remember 539 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,590 stealing her the blue 540 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,590 French horn, 541 00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:19,384 "our first kiss, 542 00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:23,430 "the look in her eye 543 00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:23,430 when she told me she 544 00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:23,430 loved me." 545 00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:27,309 Damn it. 546 00:13:27,351 --> 00:13:28,602 Now I want her back. 547 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,319 So, that night, 548 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,319 your Uncle Barney and I 549 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,319 sat down 550 00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:39,197 to have a calm, 551 00:13:37,361 --> 00:13:39,197 rational discussion, 552 00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:41,199 about who 553 00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:41,199 deserved Robin more. 554 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,492 No! 555 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,492 I stole her 556 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,492 a blue French horn! 557 00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,119 I dated her for a year! 558 00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:47,246 I wanted her to be 559 00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:47,246 the mother of my children 560 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,998 and spend eternity 561 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,998 in her arms. 562 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,836 See, I wanna 563 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,836 have sex with her 564 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,836 at least one more time! 565 00:13:53,878 --> 00:13:55,171 She is mine! 566 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:58,340 She's not yours! 567 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:58,340 And she's not mine, either. 568 00:13:58,382 --> 00:14:00,342 She's Don's. 569 00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:02,427 You're right. 570 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:05,347 We got to get 571 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:05,347 rid of that guy. 572 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:05,347 Yeah. 573 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:08,559 Yeah. 574 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:08,559 You know, figuratively. 575 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,562 Of course. 576 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,562 Or literally. 577 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:18,194 Oh, my God, Ted, 578 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:18,194 this is how it starts! 579 00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:18,194 This is how it starts! 580 00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,362 I'm scared, Teddy, 581 00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,362 I'm scared, Teddy! 582 00:14:20,404 --> 00:14:22,948 Two guys talking. 583 00:14:20,404 --> 00:14:22,948 Just two guys talking. 584 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,367 Okay. Okay. 585 00:14:25,409 --> 00:14:28,162 Marshall, I'm worried. 586 00:14:28,204 --> 00:14:29,997 I don't wanna get divorced. 587 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:32,541 Oh, baby. 588 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:36,837 Honey, that's Don. 589 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:36,837 That's not us. 590 00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:39,257 Our new sleeping arrangement 591 00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:39,257 is only gonna bring us 592 00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:39,257 closer together. 593 00:14:40,424 --> 00:14:41,717 Now get out of my bed. 594 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,387 Can we at least 595 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,387 push them together? 596 00:14:45,429 --> 00:14:47,681 Sure. 597 00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,808 Oh, you meant the beds. 598 00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,808 No, I don't wanna do that. 599 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:50,976 Why not? 600 00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:53,979 Baby, I love you 601 00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:53,979 more than life itself. 602 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,606 But you're 603 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,606 a million degrees. 604 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:59,110 Honestly, I'm surprised 605 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:59,110 your hourly pee breaks 606 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:59,110 aren't just steam. 607 00:14:59,151 --> 00:15:00,819 Well, you're no 608 00:14:59,151 --> 00:15:00,819 picnic in bed, either. 609 00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:03,822 Oh, except for 610 00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:03,822 the food and the ants. 611 00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:05,950 But, well, 612 00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:05,950 I still wanna 613 00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:05,950 be next to you. 614 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:08,994 Why? So you can kick 615 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:08,994 me and slap me all night? 616 00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,579 I swear to God, 617 00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,579 the second you 618 00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,579 fall asleep, 619 00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:12,414 it's like you 620 00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:12,414 grow extra limbs. 621 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:14,374 It's like spooning 622 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:14,374 with a Hindu deity, 623 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:14,374 Ganesh! 624 00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:20,422 Wanna push them together? 625 00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:21,423 You still talking 626 00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:21,423 about the beds? 627 00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:23,342 Nope. 628 00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:23,342 Get over here. 629 00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:26,428 Robin Stinson! 630 00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:26,428 Robin Mosby! 631 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:27,596 Robin Stinson! 632 00:15:27,638 --> 00:15:29,765 Ted Scherbatsky! 633 00:15:27,638 --> 00:15:29,765 I'll take her name. 634 00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:30,975 I don't care. 635 00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:33,311 Okay. Wait. 636 00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:33,311 How about this? 637 00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:33,311 How about this? 638 00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,437 We share her. 639 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:40,151 I'll take her until she's 40, 640 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:40,151 and then you can have her 641 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:40,151 after that. 642 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:43,154 Okay, who 643 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:43,154 are we kidding? 644 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:43,154 She's with Don now. 645 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:45,447 We just have to accept that, 646 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:45,447 and move on. 647 00:15:45,489 --> 00:15:46,991 You're right. 648 00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:50,328 I'm gonna go to the... 649 00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:50,328 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, 650 00:15:50,369 --> 00:15:51,996 and then I'll skedaddle. 651 00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:58,669 Hello? 652 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,922 Hey, Robin, 653 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,922 it's Barn Door. 654 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,922 Guess what? I'm open. 655 00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:05,343 Hey, Barn Door, hang on. 656 00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:05,343 I'm getting another call. 657 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,470 Hello? 658 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:11,015 Hey, Robin, 659 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:11,015 it's Teddy Bear. 660 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:11,015 Need a little honey? 661 00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:15,019 No. Ted, hang on. 662 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,478 Okay. 663 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,480 Hey, Barney, 664 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,480 I'm gonna have 665 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,480 to call you back. 666 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:21,900 Ted's on the other line, 667 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:21,900 and I think he's in trouble. 668 00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:24,444 Ted's calling you? 669 00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:24,444 He's in trouble, 670 00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:24,444 all right! 671 00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:27,906 Ted, what's up? 672 00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:30,492 You have pretty hair. 673 00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:30,492 That's what's up. 674 00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,494 And down your back. 675 00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:42,296 Wow. We almost let 676 00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:42,296 that get out of control. 677 00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,506 Agreed. 678 00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:47,218 I'm gonna get out of here 679 00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:47,218 before we do something 680 00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:47,218 we regret. 681 00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:50,512 Robin! Robin, I love you! 682 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:51,972 You son of a bitch! 683 00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:53,391 Robin! 684 00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,851 Robin, I brought you 685 00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,851 the blue French horn! 686 00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:57,519 I brought you 687 00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:57,519 the blue French horn! 688 00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:59,104 Robin, Ted's just 689 00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:59,104 holding it for me. 690 00:16:59,146 --> 00:17:00,398 Sorry, buddy, all's fair. 691 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:04,651 Oh, God. Guys, 692 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:04,651 what are you doing? 693 00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:06,528 Robin, I wanna win you back! 694 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:10,490 Hey, guys. 695 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:10,490 Why don't you 696 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:10,490 come upstairs? 697 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:12,492 Right. 698 00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:15,704 All right, Don! 699 00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:18,999 Let's settle this. 700 00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:18,999 You, me and Ted! 701 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,584 Yeah! A three-way. 702 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,671 Look, guys, 703 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,671 Robin and I have 704 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,671 to go do our show, 705 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,132 so why don't you have a seat 706 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,132 on the couch, watch some 707 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,132 television, 708 00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:29,385 and we'll 709 00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:29,385 talk about this 710 00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:29,385 when we get back, okay? 711 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:32,763 Wow, you give up easy. 712 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:32,763 Game, set, match. 713 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:35,682 Winner, winner, 714 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:35,682 chicken dinner. 715 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:39,103 Where's... 716 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,688 Where's this TV 717 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,688 you've been bragging about? 718 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:42,898 It's right here. 719 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,323 Thanks. 720 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,323 You're welcome. 721 00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,076 Good night, boys. 722 00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,076 Good night. 723 00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:55,577 Night, night, Papa. 724 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:58,914 That was nice. 725 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:58,914 Yeah. 726 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,463 Well, she gots to go. 727 00:18:05,504 --> 00:18:07,172 What? 728 00:18:07,214 --> 00:18:10,592 Oh, I'm sorry. 729 00:18:07,214 --> 00:18:10,592 That was a blast. 730 00:18:07,214 --> 00:18:10,592 And you're great. 731 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:13,053 But I have to 732 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:13,053 be up early, so... 733 00:18:14,179 --> 00:18:16,014 Well, you're 734 00:18:14,179 --> 00:18:16,014 just kicking me out? 735 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:19,601 You knew what this was. 736 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,776 Lily, Lily, wait. 737 00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,572 Don't forget your 738 00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,572 sweatshirt. Nice try. 739 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,660 Teddy Bear! Barn Door! 740 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:40,747 Papa? 741 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:40,747 Rise and shine, jackasses! 742 00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:43,041 So, do you guys remember 743 00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:43,041 anything from last night? 744 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,043 Yeah. 745 00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:48,172 Boy, was Ted drunk. 746 00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:48,172 Embarrassing. 747 00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:53,010 I'm really sorry. 748 00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:53,010 We both are. 749 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,596 We were drunk and stupid. 750 00:18:58,098 --> 00:18:59,141 But we're gonna 751 00:18:58,098 --> 00:18:59,141 do anything we can 752 00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,601 to make sure that Don 753 00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,601 feels a part of the group. 754 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,604 Don's not gonna be 755 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,604 a part of the group. 756 00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:06,773 And neither am I. 757 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,860 At least for a while. 758 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:13,655 Guys, this thing 759 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:13,655 with Don is real. 760 00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:15,824 And I wanna see where it goes. 761 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:18,369 And I'll never 762 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:18,369 be able to do that 763 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:18,369 if I keep hanging out 764 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:20,538 with my ex-boyfriends 765 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:20,538 all the time. 766 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:21,621 It just won't work. 767 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,709 I'm moving in with Don. 768 00:19:50,526 --> 00:19:52,819 So, what's going on 769 00:19:50,526 --> 00:19:52,819 with Robin? 770 00:19:52,861 --> 00:19:54,946 You were right. 771 00:19:52,861 --> 00:19:54,946 She was just mad. 772 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,865 It's been four days, 773 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,865 she hasn't said another 774 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,865 word about moving out. 775 00:19:56,907 --> 00:20:00,702 But listen, we can never 776 00:19:56,907 --> 00:20:00,702 pull crap like that 777 00:19:56,907 --> 00:20:00,702 ever again. 778 00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:05,457 Agreed. In fact, I even 779 00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:05,457 wrote myself another letter. 780 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:07,376 "Dear Future Barney, 781 00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:10,712 "you think you want Robin 782 00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:10,712 back again, but you 783 00:20:07,418 --> 00:20:10,712 really don't. 784 00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:13,924 "Let her go. 785 00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:13,924 Sincerely, Past Barney." 786 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,428 Let me see that. 787 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,428 Hey, hey, give it to me. 788 00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:20,138 All right, all right, 789 00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:20,138 "P.S. That top part 790 00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:20,138 was just for Ted. 791 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,433 "Did he buy it? Good. 792 00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:23,725 "Now get back 793 00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:23,725 together with Robin. 794 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,352 "But don't mention your plan 795 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,352 to Ted, 796 00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:27,854 "'cause he'll just 797 00:20:25,394 --> 00:20:27,854 screw it up again." 798 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,148 And then there's 799 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,148 more drawings of boobs. 800 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,692 Okay, okay. 801 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,692 In my defense, 802 00:20:33,777 --> 00:20:34,945 how great are boobs? 803 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:36,863 They're pretty great. 804 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:36,863 They're pretty great. 805 00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:37,948 So? 806 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:47,749 Robin! 807 00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:35,380 ENGLISH - US - LINE 21