1 00:00:02,428 --> 00:00:04,056 Guess what I've got 2 00:00:02,428 --> 00:00:04,056 behind my back. 3 00:00:04,097 --> 00:00:06,975 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 4 00:00:04,097 --> 00:00:06,975 I got this one, left. 5 00:00:07,017 --> 00:00:08,935 Wrong game. 6 00:00:07,017 --> 00:00:08,935 But correct. 7 00:00:08,977 --> 00:00:13,232 Five front row tickets 8 00:00:08,977 --> 00:00:13,232 to Robots vs. Wrestlers. 9 00:00:13,273 --> 00:00:14,357 Robots vs. Wrestlers? 10 00:00:14,399 --> 00:00:16,359 That is awesome! 11 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:18,486 You've heard of 12 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:18,486 Robots vs. Wrestlers? 13 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:18,486 Never! 14 00:00:18,528 --> 00:00:22,323 But we assume it's some sort 15 00:00:18,528 --> 00:00:22,323 of sporting event that pits 16 00:00:18,528 --> 00:00:22,323 robots against wrestlers. 17 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:24,534 That's exactly what it is, 18 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:24,534 according to the Web site! 19 00:00:26,661 --> 00:00:31,791 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 20 00:00:26,661 --> 00:00:31,791 Who's the fifth ticket for? 21 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:35,378 Uh, Robin. 22 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:35,378 I know, she moved in 23 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:35,378 with her boyfriend, 24 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:37,380 and said she doesn't wanna 25 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:37,380 hang out with us anymore. 26 00:00:37,422 --> 00:00:40,383 But this is 27 00:00:37,422 --> 00:00:40,383 Robots vs. Wrestlers. 28 00:00:40,425 --> 00:00:43,636 Robots vs. Wrestlers! 29 00:00:43,678 --> 00:00:46,765 Barney is right. 30 00:00:43,678 --> 00:00:46,765 It's impossible 31 00:00:43,678 --> 00:00:46,765 to say no to that. 32 00:00:46,806 --> 00:00:48,391 No to that. 33 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:50,393 I wish I could, 34 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:50,393 but I have plans 35 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:50,393 with Don on Saturday. 36 00:00:50,435 --> 00:00:52,187 He's making me Chinese. 37 00:00:52,229 --> 00:00:53,479 I'll assume you're 38 00:00:52,229 --> 00:00:53,479 talking about food. 39 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,399 Otherwise, I have some 40 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,399 follow-up questions. 41 00:00:56,441 --> 00:00:59,402 I'm sorry, Lily, 42 00:00:56,441 --> 00:00:59,402 but I gotta give this 43 00:00:56,441 --> 00:00:59,402 thing with Don a chance. 44 00:00:59,444 --> 00:01:02,697 And I can't do that if I'm 45 00:00:59,444 --> 00:01:02,697 out drinking with you guys 46 00:00:59,444 --> 00:01:02,697 every single night, 47 00:01:02,739 --> 00:01:05,408 especially when 48 00:01:02,739 --> 00:01:05,408 "you guys" includes 49 00:01:02,739 --> 00:01:05,408 two of my ex-boyfriends. 50 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,535 I understand. 51 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,535 You're right. 52 00:01:07,577 --> 00:01:10,413 It's just we all 53 00:01:07,577 --> 00:01:10,413 really miss you. 54 00:01:10,455 --> 00:01:16,502 Oh, I miss you, too. 55 00:01:10,455 --> 00:01:16,502 Listen, I gotta go. 56 00:01:10,455 --> 00:01:16,502 Talk soon. Okay. Bye. 57 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,380 Sorry, New York. 58 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,380 I had to take that. 59 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,380 Now, where were we? 60 00:01:19,422 --> 00:01:21,049 Yeah, yes, bus crash. 61 00:01:22,801 --> 00:01:26,096 She said no? 62 00:01:22,801 --> 00:01:26,096 How could she say no? 63 00:01:26,138 --> 00:01:29,432 Robots vs. Wrestlers 64 00:01:26,138 --> 00:01:29,432 is our most important 65 00:01:26,138 --> 00:01:29,432 tradition as a group! 66 00:01:29,474 --> 00:01:31,810 Tradition? We've never 67 00:01:29,474 --> 00:01:31,810 done this before. 68 00:01:31,851 --> 00:01:34,437 It's Robots 69 00:01:31,851 --> 00:01:34,437 vs. Wrestlers, Lily. 70 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:36,606 How is that not 71 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:36,606 gonna be a tradition? 72 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:39,484 Well, this is 73 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:39,484 how it starts. 74 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:41,444 First Robin moves in 75 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:41,444 with Don, 76 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:43,029 then Marshall and 77 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:43,029 Lily have a baby, 78 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:45,448 then Ted... 79 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:45,448 Gets married. 80 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:49,035 I was gonna say was found 81 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:49,035 alone in his apartment, 82 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:49,035 devoured by his cats, 83 00:01:49,077 --> 00:01:51,412 but either way, 84 00:01:49,077 --> 00:01:51,412 not pretty. 85 00:01:51,454 --> 00:01:53,915 Everyone's leaving me 86 00:01:51,454 --> 00:01:53,915 and I don't like it! 87 00:01:53,957 --> 00:01:56,918 Oh, Barney, you don't have 88 00:01:53,957 --> 00:01:56,918 to worry about Marshall 89 00:01:53,957 --> 00:01:56,918 and me having kids. 90 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,962 That's a long way 91 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,962 down the road. 92 00:01:59,004 --> 00:02:01,422 Exactly. 93 00:01:59,004 --> 00:02:01,422 It's down the road, 94 00:01:59,004 --> 00:02:01,422 a medium way. 95 00:02:02,341 --> 00:02:03,967 A medium long way. 96 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:05,677 I mean, 97 00:02:04,009 --> 00:02:05,677 you can see it ahead. 98 00:02:05,718 --> 00:02:07,804 In the vast, 99 00:02:05,718 --> 00:02:07,804 vast distance. 100 00:02:07,846 --> 00:02:09,514 But you're already 101 00:02:07,846 --> 00:02:09,514 seeing exit signs for it. 102 00:02:09,555 --> 00:02:10,723 Really? 103 00:02:09,555 --> 00:02:10,723 I didn't see any. 104 00:02:10,765 --> 00:02:14,186 You might wanna get 105 00:02:10,765 --> 00:02:14,186 in the right lane. 106 00:02:14,227 --> 00:02:17,314 I understand 107 00:02:14,227 --> 00:02:17,314 how you feel, Barney. 108 00:02:14,227 --> 00:02:17,314 Friendships are important. 109 00:02:17,356 --> 00:02:22,027 In fact, Emerson 110 00:02:17,356 --> 00:02:22,027 wrote a great poem 111 00:02:17,356 --> 00:02:22,027 entitled Friendship. 112 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:23,778 You guys are 113 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:23,778 gonna love this. 114 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:27,240 "A ruddy drop of manly blood 115 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:27,240 The surging sea outweighs" 116 00:02:27,282 --> 00:02:28,491 (BARNEY MAKES 117 00:02:27,282 --> 00:02:28,491 FARTING NOISE) 118 00:02:30,535 --> 00:02:31,911 That's how 119 00:02:30,535 --> 00:02:31,911 it had always been 120 00:02:30,535 --> 00:02:31,911 for me with the gang. 121 00:02:31,953 --> 00:02:34,497 Any time I tried to get 122 00:02:31,953 --> 00:02:34,497 a little high-minded... 123 00:02:34,539 --> 00:02:37,083 You guys, 124 00:02:34,539 --> 00:02:37,083 you gotta try this Syrah. 125 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:40,920 Hints of creme de cassis, 126 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:40,920 red berries, toasty oak... 127 00:02:44,424 --> 00:02:45,758 Hmm. 128 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,512 Five letters, 129 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,512 blank baritone. 130 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:51,514 Of course. 131 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:51,514 "Lyric" baritone, 132 00:02:51,556 --> 00:02:54,600 which is actually higher 133 00:02:51,556 --> 00:02:54,600 than a dramatic baritone. 134 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,020 You know, there's a telling 135 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,020 moment in the second act 136 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,020 of La Boheme... 137 00:03:00,857 --> 00:03:03,526 Guys, come on. I'm just 138 00:03:00,857 --> 00:03:03,526 trying to add a little class 139 00:03:00,857 --> 00:03:03,526 to these proceedings. 140 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:05,528 It's like that line 141 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:05,528 from Dante's Inferno. 142 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:10,367 "Consider your origins. 143 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:10,367 You were not born 144 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:10,367 to live like brutes. 145 00:03:12,202 --> 00:03:14,371 "But to follow 146 00:03:12,202 --> 00:03:14,371 virtue and knowledge." 147 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:18,708 Or, in the 148 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:18,708 original Italian... 149 00:03:38,937 --> 00:03:40,355 You guys are right. 150 00:03:40,397 --> 00:03:43,149 I'm totally overreacting 151 00:03:40,397 --> 00:03:43,149 to this whole Robin thing. 152 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:44,776 What's this envelope? 153 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:44,776 Is this a wedding invitation? 154 00:03:44,817 --> 00:03:46,736 Robin's marrying Don! 155 00:03:44,817 --> 00:03:46,736 I'm gonna die alone! 156 00:03:46,778 --> 00:03:49,197 Ted's gonna get 157 00:03:46,778 --> 00:03:49,197 eaten by cats! 158 00:03:49,239 --> 00:03:51,574 Dude, relax. 159 00:03:49,239 --> 00:03:51,574 It's for Marissa Heller. 160 00:03:51,616 --> 00:03:54,286 Marissa Heller? 161 00:03:51,616 --> 00:03:54,286 She sounds hot. 162 00:03:54,327 --> 00:03:56,746 Face, boobs, describe. 163 00:03:54,327 --> 00:03:56,746 Start with boobs. 164 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:59,165 Who was Marissa Heller? 165 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:02,419 That mystery began 166 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:02,419 when Marshall and I 167 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:02,419 first moved in together. 168 00:04:02,461 --> 00:04:05,338 Ted, we got our first 169 00:04:02,461 --> 00:04:05,338 mail delivery! 170 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:07,382 We are popular. 171 00:04:07,424 --> 00:04:11,552 We've got a golf magazine 172 00:04:07,424 --> 00:04:11,552 for Marissa Heller. 173 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:15,681 We got a wicker 174 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:15,681 furniture catalog, 175 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:15,681 also for Marissa Heller. 176 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:20,270 And a coupon for a bird store 177 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:20,270 addressed to Marissa Heller, 178 00:04:20,312 --> 00:04:22,147 or, stay with me, 179 00:04:22,188 --> 00:04:25,317 "current occupant." 180 00:04:22,188 --> 00:04:25,317 That's us! We've got mail! 181 00:04:25,358 --> 00:04:27,610 Fantastic! 182 00:04:27,652 --> 00:04:30,613 Marissa Heller? 183 00:04:27,652 --> 00:04:30,613 She must be the woman 184 00:04:27,652 --> 00:04:30,613 who lived here before us. 185 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:33,366 I wonder what 186 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:33,366 she was like. 187 00:04:33,408 --> 00:04:34,617 And just like that, 188 00:04:34,659 --> 00:04:36,536 a picture began 189 00:04:34,659 --> 00:04:36,536 to take shape. 190 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:40,581 A picture of Marissa Heller, 191 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:40,581 the golfer. 192 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,504 Marissa Heller, 193 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,504 the wicker catalog shopper. 194 00:04:47,672 --> 00:04:49,715 And Marissa Heller, 195 00:04:47,672 --> 00:04:49,715 the bird owner. 196 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,262 And since then, 197 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,262 with each piece of 198 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,262 mail we've gotten, 199 00:04:54,304 --> 00:04:56,639 the picture's become 200 00:04:54,304 --> 00:04:56,639 a little clearer. 201 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:59,267 The only thing 202 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:59,267 we don't know is 203 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:59,267 what she looks like. 204 00:04:59,309 --> 00:05:01,644 Well, I guess I'll forward 205 00:04:59,309 --> 00:05:01,644 this along like I've been 206 00:04:59,309 --> 00:05:01,644 forwarding along 207 00:05:01,686 --> 00:05:03,604 all the other... Okay. 208 00:05:01,686 --> 00:05:03,604 Oh, just open it. 209 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:07,775 It's an invitation to 210 00:05:07,817 --> 00:05:10,778 Jefferson Van Smoot's 211 00:05:07,817 --> 00:05:10,778 Annual Spring Social 212 00:05:07,817 --> 00:05:10,778 this Saturday night, 213 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:12,697 in the penthouse apartment 214 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:12,697 of the Alberta! 215 00:05:12,738 --> 00:05:15,534 You guys, that's the most 216 00:05:12,738 --> 00:05:15,534 beautiful building 217 00:05:12,738 --> 00:05:15,534 in Manhattan. 218 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,076 We gotta go 219 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,076 to this party. 220 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:19,287 That depends. 221 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:19,287 Does it say anything 222 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:19,287 on that invitation 223 00:05:19,329 --> 00:05:22,332 about robots 224 00:05:19,329 --> 00:05:22,332 battling wrestlers for 225 00:05:19,329 --> 00:05:22,332 intergalactic supremacy? 226 00:05:22,374 --> 00:05:23,666 No. But it says 227 00:05:22,374 --> 00:05:23,666 open bar. 228 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,294 Revised agenda 229 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,294 for Saturday night. 230 00:05:26,336 --> 00:05:30,382 Free booze at 231 00:05:26,336 --> 00:05:30,382 Marissa Heller's party, 232 00:05:26,336 --> 00:05:30,382 then Robots vs. Wrestlers. 233 00:05:30,423 --> 00:05:33,634 One of us just needs 234 00:05:30,423 --> 00:05:33,634 to pretend to be 235 00:05:30,423 --> 00:05:33,634 Marissa Heller. 236 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:39,098 Oh, guys, I'm 237 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:39,098 flattered. But I think 238 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:39,098 Lily should do it. 239 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,894 So the big night arrived. 240 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:46,689 Our first stop, 241 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:46,689 the Alberta building. 242 00:05:46,731 --> 00:05:49,650 Wow! This building 243 00:05:46,731 --> 00:05:49,650 is amazing! 244 00:05:49,692 --> 00:05:50,693 Did you guys see 245 00:05:49,692 --> 00:05:50,693 the porte cochere 246 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:52,278 and the terracotta 247 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:52,278 spandrels outside? 248 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,364 Oh, my God! 249 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,364 Look, I just got 250 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,364 a text from Robin. 251 00:05:54,406 --> 00:05:55,698 It says... 252 00:05:58,493 --> 00:06:00,370 Okay, guys, 253 00:05:58,493 --> 00:06:00,370 huddle up. 254 00:06:00,412 --> 00:06:02,038 Now, Lil, 255 00:06:00,412 --> 00:06:02,038 you can do this. 256 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,582 All you have to do is 257 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,582 look that guy in the eyes, 258 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,708 say your name 259 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,708 is Marissa Heller, 260 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,708 and we are golden. 261 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:08,587 And again, just so 262 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:08,587 we're clear, no accent. 263 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:10,713 Are we sure she's 264 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:10,713 not British, innit? 265 00:06:10,755 --> 00:06:11,964 No! 266 00:06:10,755 --> 00:06:11,964 No! 267 00:06:12,006 --> 00:06:14,175 All right. Here I go. 268 00:06:12,006 --> 00:06:14,175 I'm doing this. 269 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,844 Hi. 270 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,844 Hello. 271 00:06:16,886 --> 00:06:18,971 Sorry. Go ahead. 272 00:06:19,013 --> 00:06:22,559 I'm here for 273 00:06:19,013 --> 00:06:22,559 the Van Smoot party. 274 00:06:19,013 --> 00:06:22,559 My name is Marissa Heller. 275 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:25,895 Bollocks. 276 00:06:31,776 --> 00:06:34,737 So that's 277 00:06:31,776 --> 00:06:34,737 Marissa Heller, huh. 278 00:06:34,779 --> 00:06:36,155 She fine. 279 00:06:37,532 --> 00:06:39,367 Her teeth look 280 00:06:37,532 --> 00:06:39,367 really nice. 281 00:06:39,409 --> 00:06:40,826 She must be remembering 282 00:06:39,409 --> 00:06:40,826 to go to the dentist 283 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,288 even without those 284 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,288 reminder postcards. 285 00:06:43,329 --> 00:06:44,747 So, what are we doing? 286 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:46,749 I'm getting us 287 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:46,749 into the party, 288 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:46,749 that's what. 289 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,962 Marissa Heller! 290 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,962 Barney Stinson. 291 00:06:51,003 --> 00:06:54,674 We met at that 292 00:06:51,003 --> 00:06:54,674 gathering for 293 00:06:51,003 --> 00:06:54,674 bird owners. 294 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,217 I don't think so. 295 00:06:56,259 --> 00:06:58,094 Wicker lovers? 296 00:06:56,259 --> 00:06:58,094 No. 297 00:06:58,136 --> 00:06:59,720 Stinson out. 298 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:01,306 Guys, it's not 299 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:01,306 gonna happen. 300 00:07:01,347 --> 00:07:02,723 I got this. 301 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:08,354 You know, this 302 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:08,354 elevator still uses 303 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:08,354 the same mechanism 304 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:10,898 from when it was 305 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:10,898 first installed 306 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:10,898 in 1906. 307 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,651 Rumor is, 308 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:14,653 Louis Lamar Skullnick, 309 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:14,653 the architect who 310 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:14,653 designed this building, 311 00:07:14,694 --> 00:07:16,112 carved these 312 00:07:14,694 --> 00:07:16,112 panels himself. 313 00:07:16,154 --> 00:07:18,781 Oh! A Skullnick fan? 314 00:07:16,154 --> 00:07:18,781 Well... 315 00:07:18,823 --> 00:07:21,784 I love his juxtaposition 316 00:07:18,823 --> 00:07:21,784 between the North German 317 00:07:18,823 --> 00:07:21,784 Renaissance exterior... 318 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:25,371 And the decidedly 319 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:25,371 French influence on 320 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:25,371 the inside. I know! 321 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:28,791 He was an architect 322 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:28,791 with the soul 323 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:28,791 of a poet, really. 324 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,876 No, no, no, 325 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,876 don't, don't. 326 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,876 It's working. 327 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,797 You know, 328 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,797 I have a confession to make. 329 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,797 We're not on the guest list. 330 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:36,882 But I've always wanted 331 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:36,882 to see the inside 332 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:36,882 of the Alberta. 333 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,513 Well, then, 334 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,513 right this way. 335 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,513 We're all together. 336 00:07:44,516 --> 00:07:46,351 Told you 337 00:07:44,516 --> 00:07:46,351 I'd get us in. 338 00:07:48,853 --> 00:07:51,772 So, anyone been watching 339 00:07:48,853 --> 00:07:51,772 The Young and the Restless? 340 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:58,821 Awesome! Who ordered 341 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:58,821 Soap Opera Illustrated? 342 00:07:58,863 --> 00:08:01,782 Huh. Marissa Heller, 343 00:07:58,863 --> 00:08:01,782 I like your style. 344 00:08:04,703 --> 00:08:05,704 Anyone? 345 00:08:07,913 --> 00:08:11,000 Am I to understand that 346 00:08:07,913 --> 00:08:11,000 there isn't a single 347 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,419 soap opera fan 348 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,419 in this entire elevator? 349 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:15,463 Hmm? 350 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:18,466 I don't own a TV. 351 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:18,466 The only operas I watch 352 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:18,466 are at the MET. 353 00:08:25,181 --> 00:08:26,349 Dibs. 354 00:08:29,602 --> 00:08:32,564 Oh! Excuse me. 355 00:08:29,602 --> 00:08:32,564 Jefferson, darling! 356 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:40,863 Wow, I am not 357 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:40,863 dressed for this. 358 00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:44,325 One word, made up. 359 00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:44,325 Douche-pocalypse. 360 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:48,829 Guys, that's Peter Bogdanovich 361 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:48,829 talking to Arianna Huffington 362 00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:51,874 and Will Shortz, editor of 363 00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:51,874 the New York Times crossword! 364 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,000 Look, let's give this 365 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,000 party a chance, okay. 366 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:54,460 There's free food, 367 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:54,460 free booze. 368 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:57,129 Twenty minutes, 369 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:57,129 then we can leave. 370 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:59,758 But you see, 371 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:59,758 music was changing, 372 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:03,678 and Giovanni Artusi 373 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:03,678 simply didn't understand 374 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:03,678 the new style of composing. 375 00:09:04,345 --> 00:09:06,765 Excuse me. 376 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,600 Are you talking about 377 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,600 Monteverdi and his 378 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,600 fourth book of madrigals? 379 00:09:08,641 --> 00:09:10,851 My dear chap, 380 00:09:08,641 --> 00:09:10,851 what else? 381 00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:15,189 That's my favorite 382 00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:15,189 book of madrigals! 383 00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:19,402 Smoked foie gras 384 00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:19,402 with caramelized mango 385 00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:19,402 and creme fraiche? 386 00:09:19,444 --> 00:09:21,529 Hey, hey, guy. 387 00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:23,322 You have anything 388 00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:23,322 in the mini-cheeseburger 389 00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:23,322 department? 390 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,658 I don't think so, sir. 391 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,745 No. Mini-pizzas? 392 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,745 Little cups of fries? 393 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:30,996 Any food at all 394 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:30,996 that'll make me 395 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:30,996 feel like a giant? 396 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,457 I'll check, sir. 397 00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:38,713 He's not gonna check. 398 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,882 I'm performing open heart 399 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,882 surgery on the Dutch 400 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,882 ambassador in the morning. 401 00:09:41,924 --> 00:09:43,926 I hope he pulls through. 402 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:48,180 Really? A colleague of mine 403 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:48,180 just prescribed Coumadin to 404 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:48,180 the Dutch ambassador. 405 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:50,891 And there's no way 406 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:50,891 she'd be on anticoagulants 407 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,477 if she were about 408 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,477 to undergo surgery. 409 00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:58,274 Just... Okay. 410 00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:00,819 You know who published 411 00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:00,819 a great article 412 00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:00,819 on Walt Whitman 413 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,320 and the politics 414 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,320 of semantics? 415 00:10:02,361 --> 00:10:04,071 Professor Hammersmith 416 00:10:02,361 --> 00:10:04,071 of Oxford. 417 00:10:04,113 --> 00:10:06,073 I am Professor Hammersmith. 418 00:10:06,991 --> 00:10:08,951 What? 419 00:10:08,993 --> 00:10:10,995 Which is exactly 420 00:10:08,993 --> 00:10:10,995 what Truffaut 421 00:10:08,993 --> 00:10:10,995 was talking about 422 00:10:11,036 --> 00:10:14,373 in his 1954 article 423 00:10:11,036 --> 00:10:14,373 in Cahiers du cinema. 424 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:17,042 Film is an auteur's medium, 425 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:17,042 full stop. 426 00:10:19,337 --> 00:10:21,422 Movies. Right? 427 00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:23,758 Actors. 428 00:10:24,676 --> 00:10:25,885 Willem Dafoe. 429 00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:29,681 Funny thing 430 00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:29,681 about Willem Dafoe. 431 00:10:29,722 --> 00:10:33,934 His name kind of 432 00:10:29,722 --> 00:10:33,934 sounds like a frog 433 00:10:29,722 --> 00:10:33,934 talking to a parrot. 434 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,314 Willem. Dafoe! 435 00:10:38,356 --> 00:10:40,692 Willem. Dafoe! 436 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,987 No? 437 00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:47,156 As Under Secretary 438 00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:47,156 of the Treasury, 439 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:49,992 I had a big hand 440 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:49,992 in crafting that 441 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:49,992 legislation. 442 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:53,621 Now, I wonder if 443 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:53,621 you'd like to join me 444 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:53,621 in the map room, 445 00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:57,375 and give my package 446 00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:57,375 some stimulus. 447 00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:00,712 I'm afraid, my darling, 448 00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:00,712 you're too old for my taste. 449 00:11:03,715 --> 00:11:05,633 Hey, Zsa Zsa Gabor is 450 00:11:03,715 --> 00:11:05,633 still looking pretty hot, 451 00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:07,593 but otherwise, 452 00:11:05,675 --> 00:11:07,593 this party sucks. 453 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:10,429 Yeah, well, 454 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:10,429 we gave it a chance. 455 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:10,429 It's been 20 minutes. 456 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,807 Let's get out of here. 457 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,807 Where's Ted? 458 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,807 Yeah. 459 00:11:12,849 --> 00:11:15,685 I know how to find him. 460 00:11:12,849 --> 00:11:15,685 Just give me one minute. 461 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,654 Gongs, right? 462 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,654 They're louder 463 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:26,654 than you think. 464 00:11:26,696 --> 00:11:31,075 Young man, that gong 465 00:11:26,696 --> 00:11:31,075 is a 500-year-old relic 466 00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:34,913 that hasn't been struck 467 00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:34,913 since W.S. Gilbert hit it 468 00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:38,416 at the London premiere 469 00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:38,416 of The Mikado in 1885. 470 00:11:38,457 --> 00:11:41,043 Ooh. 471 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:44,422 His wife's a 500-year-old 472 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:44,422 relic that hasn't been struck 473 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:44,422 since W.S. Gilbert hit it 474 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:46,841 at the London premiere 475 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:46,841 of The Mikado in 1885. 476 00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:49,301 Guys, guys, guys, guys, 477 00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:49,301 Will Shortz! 478 00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,720 Editor of 479 00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,720 the Times crossword! 480 00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:52,054 You know how 481 00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:52,054 I've been saying, 482 00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:54,056 "They always use Ulee 483 00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:54,056 from Ulee's Gold 484 00:11:54,098 --> 00:11:55,808 "because of the vowels"? 485 00:11:54,098 --> 00:11:55,808 Well, tell them, Will, 486 00:11:54,098 --> 00:11:55,808 tell them. 487 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,351 Because of the vowels. 488 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,351 It's because of the vowels! 489 00:11:57,393 --> 00:12:00,062 Wow. Ted, 490 00:11:57,393 --> 00:12:00,062 can I talk to you 491 00:11:57,393 --> 00:12:00,062 just for a second? 492 00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:03,148 Hey, Will. 493 00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:03,148 Ten-letter word for 494 00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:03,148 diminutive egg-based torte? 495 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,358 Mini-quiche? Where? 496 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,819 Right there. 497 00:12:06,861 --> 00:12:08,613 Such a great party! 498 00:12:06,861 --> 00:12:08,613 Such a great party! 499 00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:10,281 Yeah, totally. 500 00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:10,281 Ted, it's time to go. 501 00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:12,032 It's Robots vs. 502 00:12:10,322 --> 00:12:12,032 Wrestlers o'clock! 503 00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:13,075 Oh. 504 00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:14,994 Ted? There you are. 505 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,162 We'll be blind taste 506 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,162 testing French whites 507 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,162 in a bit. 508 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,164 It should be 509 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,164 a hoot and a half. 510 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,208 Well, I decant miss that. 511 00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:28,841 I know, you don't have 512 00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:28,841 to say it. You don't 513 00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:28,841 decant white wine. 514 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:31,427 Miss Lily, 515 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:31,427 in the living room, 516 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:31,427 with the candlestick. 517 00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:35,848 Oh, my heavens, no! 518 00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:35,848 That was Edgar Allan Poe's! 519 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,100 Sorry. 520 00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:40,269 Guys, listen. 521 00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:40,269 I'm having fun here, 522 00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,981 so I think I'm gonna skip 523 00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,981 Robots vs. Wrestlers. 524 00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:48,820 But, Ted, 525 00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:48,820 you've never missed 526 00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:48,820 Robots vs. Wrestlers. 527 00:12:48,861 --> 00:12:53,616 No, no, no, no, 528 00:12:48,861 --> 00:12:53,616 no, no, no... 529 00:12:53,658 --> 00:12:55,827 Ted, this isn't happening. 530 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:58,120 First, Robin ditches us 531 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:58,120 and now you! 532 00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:01,123 And for these stuffy, 533 00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:01,123 pretentious snoots! 534 00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:03,876 Actually, I kind of 535 00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:03,876 like these stuffy, 536 00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:03,876 pretentious snoots. 537 00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:06,629 They don't make fart noises 538 00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:06,629 every time I open my mouth. 539 00:13:06,671 --> 00:13:09,256 Well, look, I'm gonna stay. 540 00:13:06,671 --> 00:13:09,256 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 541 00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:10,842 Yeah, come on, Barney. 542 00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:10,842 It's just one night. 543 00:13:10,883 --> 00:13:12,134 It doesn't 544 00:13:10,883 --> 00:13:12,134 mean anything. 545 00:13:12,176 --> 00:13:14,012 Oh! It means everything. 546 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:17,181 Ted, if you don't come 547 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:17,181 to Robots vs. Wrestlers, 548 00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:19,600 it's the end of 549 00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:19,600 our friendship. 550 00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:21,811 I'll see you 551 00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:21,811 guys tomorrow. 552 00:13:21,853 --> 00:13:26,148 Fine. Then you are 553 00:13:21,853 --> 00:13:26,148 out of our gang forever. 554 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:29,944 You can re-apply 555 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:29,944 in two years. 556 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:29,944 Marshall, Lily. 557 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:34,239 Let's go watch 558 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:34,239 wrestlers fight robots. 559 00:13:37,201 --> 00:13:39,370 So embarrassing. 560 00:13:37,201 --> 00:13:39,370 I forgot something. 561 00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:56,178 So, Ted, 562 00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:56,178 where did those chums 563 00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:56,178 of yours scoot off to? 564 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,223 Oh! You know, 565 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,223 a poetry reading. 566 00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:05,855 Best tradition ever. 567 00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,773 Don't humor me, Marshall. 568 00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:10,609 Let's face it, 569 00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:10,609 the gang is over. 570 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,194 Ted's gone, 571 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,194 Robin's gone. 572 00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:13,988 We might as well just go 573 00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:13,988 our separate ways. 574 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:17,199 God, Barney, enough with 575 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:17,199 the abandonment issues. 576 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:21,203 Ted's allowed to have 577 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:21,203 a life outside of the group. 578 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:21,203 We all are. 579 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:24,749 Wait a minute. 580 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:24,749 Why are you saying that 581 00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:24,749 all of a sudden? 582 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,458 Oh, God, 583 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,458 you're pregnant! 584 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,210 No! 585 00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:31,171 Oh, God, you already 586 00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:31,171 had the baby! 587 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:33,215 It's right behind me, 588 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:33,215 isn't it? 589 00:14:33,257 --> 00:14:35,217 No, you idiot. 590 00:14:33,257 --> 00:14:35,217 It's just... 591 00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:40,222 Eventually, 592 00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:40,222 we're all gonna move on. 593 00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:40,222 It's called growing up. 594 00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:42,767 Is that 595 00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:42,767 all you got, bitch? 596 00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:45,770 But can you at least 597 00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:45,770 promise me that you won't get 598 00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:45,770 pregnant for another year? 599 00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,146 Can't make 600 00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,146 that promise. 601 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,564 You can't? 602 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,564 You can't? 603 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,948 Mmm. 604 00:14:56,989 --> 00:15:01,326 Citrus and 605 00:14:56,989 --> 00:15:01,326 honeycomb flavors 606 00:14:56,989 --> 00:15:01,326 with crisp acidity. 607 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:05,247 It's a Sauv blanc, 608 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:05,247 Loire Valley. 609 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:05,247 Town of Sancerre. 610 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:09,668 Correct again! 611 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:09,668 Bravo, boy. 612 00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:13,631 No, you can't 613 00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:13,631 have kids! 614 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:16,383 You don't want to bring 615 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:16,383 a child into this crazy, 616 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:16,383 messed up world. 617 00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:19,261 I don't know. The world 618 00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:19,261 seems pretty awesome 619 00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:19,261 right now, Barney. 620 00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:24,600 Okay, Lily, 621 00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:24,600 you leave me no choice. 622 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:29,480 If you have a daughter, 623 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:29,480 the day, nay, the minute 624 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:29,480 she turns 18, 625 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,273 gong! 626 00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:32,316 Oh, God! 627 00:15:32,357 --> 00:15:36,654 But, Lily, Lily, babies. 628 00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:42,034 I hope Ted is 629 00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:42,034 miserable right now. 630 00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:45,412 ♪ Constance Fry 631 00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:45,412 Constance Fry 632 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:52,837 fulfill your needs 633 00:16:02,847 --> 00:16:06,100 Ted, your lyric baritone 634 00:16:02,847 --> 00:16:06,100 is outstanding. 635 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,269 Thank you, Will Shortz. 636 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,983 Fine, you guys 637 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,983 can have a baby, 638 00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:16,194 but only under 639 00:16:14,025 --> 00:16:16,194 these conditions. 640 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:20,364 One, you promise 641 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:20,364 to always love me 642 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:20,364 more than the baby. 643 00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:24,326 Two, once a month 644 00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:24,326 I get to use the baby 645 00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:24,326 to pick up chicks. 646 00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:27,496 Three, that may involve 647 00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:27,496 the baby falling 648 00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:27,496 from a two-story window 649 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,414 and me heroically 650 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,414 catching it. 651 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,710 Four, no breast-feeding 652 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,710 in front of me. 653 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,837 Five, forget about four. 654 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,837 You can whip them out 655 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,837 whenever you want. 656 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:37,965 And then, 657 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:37,965 something amazing 658 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:37,965 happened. 659 00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:41,635 Holy crap! 660 00:16:41,677 --> 00:16:42,761 I don't believe it! 661 00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:48,642 Well, of course, hell is 662 00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:48,642 an interesting concept, 663 00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:48,642 isn't it? 664 00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:50,769 I've always loved 665 00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:50,769 to imagine it 666 00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:54,190 as Dante did in 667 00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:54,190 The Divine Comedy. 668 00:16:54,232 --> 00:16:56,984 If you'll allow me. 669 00:16:54,232 --> 00:16:56,984 In the original Italian. 670 00:17:07,036 --> 00:17:09,247 I can't believe this. 671 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:12,958 I'm reciting 672 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:12,958 The Divine Comedy 673 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:12,958 in its original Italian, 674 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,418 and nobody's 675 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,418 making fart noises! 676 00:17:19,173 --> 00:17:21,259 Wow, this is weird. 677 00:17:19,173 --> 00:17:21,259 I've never gotten this far. 678 00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,345 You know, 679 00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,345 I actually sound 680 00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,345 kind of douchey. 681 00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:30,726 My God. 682 00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:30,726 I'm out of control. 683 00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:33,104 Listen to me. 684 00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:33,104 I'm completely unleashed. 685 00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:34,730 I'm the biggest douche 686 00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:34,730 on the planet. 687 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,358 (TED CONTINUES 688 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,358 SPEAKING ITALIAN) 689 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,407 I wish somebody 690 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,407 would stop me. 691 00:17:45,449 --> 00:17:47,201 And then, 692 00:17:45,449 --> 00:17:47,201 somebody did. 693 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,413 (EXCUSES HIMSELF 694 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,413 IN ITALIAN) 695 00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,415 Kids, 696 00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,415 I think I told you 697 00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,415 how earlier that year 698 00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,626 we had seen 699 00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,626 some doppelgangers of 700 00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:55,626 ourselves around town. 701 00:17:56,877 --> 00:17:58,337 There was Lesbian Robin. 702 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:03,884 There was 703 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:03,884 Mustache Marshall. 704 00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:05,928 And, of course, 705 00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:05,928 Stripper Lily. 706 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,683 Well, that night, 707 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,683 one more doppelganger 708 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,683 surfaced. 709 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:13,393 Mexican Wrestler Ted. 710 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:32,537 I gotta go. 711 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,460 Rule number 83, 712 00:18:38,502 --> 00:18:42,340 if anything that comes 713 00:18:38,502 --> 00:18:42,340 out of that baby gets 714 00:18:38,502 --> 00:18:42,340 on one of my suits, 715 00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,175 I get to touch 716 00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,175 Lily's boobs. 717 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:46,135 Dude, what is it 718 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:46,135 with you and my 719 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:46,135 wife's boobs tonight? 720 00:18:46,177 --> 00:18:48,428 Hey, hey! I don't 721 00:18:46,177 --> 00:18:48,428 make the rules. 722 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,517 Baby, are you 723 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,517 really starting 724 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,517 to think about this? 725 00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:57,437 I don't know. 726 00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:57,437 Well, maybe a little. 727 00:18:57,479 --> 00:19:00,691 Okay. Well, 728 00:18:57,479 --> 00:19:00,691 for whatever it's worth, 729 00:18:57,479 --> 00:19:00,691 I think that we're ready. 730 00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,485 You know, 731 00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,485 look, we love each other, 732 00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:03,485 we're financially stable 733 00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:06,197 and honestly, I don't think 734 00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:06,197 it would change our lifestyle 735 00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:06,197 all that much. 736 00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:07,865 Aunt Lily 737 00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:07,865 still likes to remind 738 00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:07,865 Uncle Marshall 739 00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:09,950 he once said this. 740 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:11,702 Marshall, if we 741 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:11,702 were at home with 742 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:11,702 a baby tonight, 743 00:19:11,743 --> 00:19:13,912 we never would've seen 744 00:19:11,743 --> 00:19:13,912 Ted's doppelganger. 745 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,915 Imagine missing that. 746 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,915 How would that feel? 747 00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,792 I would blame that child 748 00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,792 for the rest of his life. 749 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,919 Exactly. For the 750 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,919 rest of her life. 751 00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:26,217 Okay, you're right. 752 00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:26,217 There's no hurry. 753 00:19:26,258 --> 00:19:29,928 Okay, how about this? 754 00:19:26,258 --> 00:19:29,928 We agree there's no 755 00:19:26,258 --> 00:19:29,928 sense in having a baby 756 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,390 until we've seen 757 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,390 all five doppelgangers, 758 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,390 right? 759 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,099 Of course. 760 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,099 Stands to reason. 761 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,810 Okay, so, when we finally 762 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,810 see Barney's doppelganger, 763 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:39,521 that's the universe 764 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:39,521 telling us it's go time, 765 00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,481 and that's when we'll 766 00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,481 start trying. Deal? 767 00:19:42,607 --> 00:19:43,483 Deal. 768 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,404 Hey, guys. 769 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:49,948 Well, well. Look 770 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:49,948 who thinks he can 771 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:49,948 just waltz in here, 772 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,575 and be part of 773 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,575 the gang again. 774 00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,785 Well, you can forget it. 775 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,204 Listen, Barney, I... 776 00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:56,914 Please be part 777 00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:56,914 of the gang again! 778 00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:59,166 I don't wanna 779 00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:59,166 lose anyone else! 780 00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:59,166 We're all really sorry. 781 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,419 We'll even let you 782 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,419 recite all the douchey 783 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,419 poems you want, 784 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,546 and we'll never, never 785 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,546 say a bad thing about it. 786 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,546 I promise. 787 00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:08,508 Really? Because there 788 00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:08,508 actually is a poem 789 00:20:04,588 --> 00:20:08,508 I'd like to recite. 790 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:11,511 Friendship, 791 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:11,511 by Ralph Waldo Emerson. 792 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:15,057 "A ruddy drop of manly blood 793 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:15,057 The surging sea outweighs 794 00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:16,558 "The world uncertain 795 00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:16,558 comes and goes" 796 00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,772 I'm sorry. 797 00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,772 Someone had 798 00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,772 to do that. 799 00:20:21,813 --> 00:20:23,899 Who wants another drink? 800 00:20:21,813 --> 00:20:23,899 I'm buying. 801 00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,360 Kids, 802 00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,360 I'd love to tell you 803 00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,360 that over the years, 804 00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:29,196 we didn't all drift apart 805 00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:29,196 a little at one time 806 00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:29,196 or another. 807 00:20:29,238 --> 00:20:32,491 You don't mean 808 00:20:29,238 --> 00:20:32,491 for it to happen, 809 00:20:29,238 --> 00:20:32,491 but it does. 810 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,868 But no matter what, 811 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,868 to this day, 812 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,371 come hell or high water, 813 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:40,540 we still all get 814 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:40,540 together every year 815 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:40,540 for Robots vs. Wrestlers. 816 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,549 Good night. 817 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,549 Thanks a lot. 818 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,549 I had a great time. 819 00:20:55,347 --> 00:20:57,433 Willem. Dafoe! 820 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,978 Willem. Dafoe! 821 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,939 Willem. Dafoe! 822 00:21:33,677 --> 00:21:34,594 ENGLISH - US - LINE 21