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this point in the story,

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we had found doppelgangers,

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eerie but

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awesome look-alikes,

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for four of

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the five members

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of our little group.

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There was

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Lesbian Robin...

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Mustache Marshall,

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Stripper Lily...

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And Mexican Wrestler Me.

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Yes, mine was the coolest.

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And so, we were all

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eager to find the fifth

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doppelganger, Barney's.

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Turned out it was

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more important to

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some of us than others.

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We agree there's no sense

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in having a baby

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until we've seen all five

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doppelgangers, right?

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Of course.

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Stands to reason.

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Okay, so, when we finally

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see Barney's doppelganger,

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that's the universe

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telling us it's go time,

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and that's when

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we'll start trying. Deal?

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Deal.

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And then one day,

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a few weeks later...

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Baby, were you serious

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about the whole fifth

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doppelganger thing?

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I mean, having a baby

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is a pretty big thing to

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leave up to the universe.

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Yeah, I know it's crazy.

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It's just so much easier

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to let the universe decide.

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Why do you ask?

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Boom! Universed!

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Oh, my God! Wait,

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wait, wait, hold on.

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That could easily be

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Barney pulling some

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scam to meet chicks.

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I'm one step

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ahead of you.

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Go for Barney.

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Barney, hey,

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it's Marshall.

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So, you are at work?

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You're not, I don't know,

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driving a cab, wearing a wig?

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Yes, I'm at work.

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That's the sound

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of my stapler.

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That's the sound of

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my three-hole punch.

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And this is the sound

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of me filing

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my corporate guidelines

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on sexual harassment.

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What is up?

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Gotta go, Big Chief.

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Barney's at work.

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That was the

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fifth doppelganger.

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Marshall Eriksen,

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put a baby in my belly.

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I can't wait

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to tell the gang.

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This is one

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of those moments

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you dream about.

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"Guys, Lily and I

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"are having unprotected sex."

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Ooh, I just got the chills.

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We're not gonna

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say anything.

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What? Why?

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Marshall, if we tell them,

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we're basically inviting them

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into the most private,

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intimate moment of our lives.

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You guys banging?

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Keep going.

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I'm not even here.

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But just for the record,

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having a baby, huge mistake.

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Now show me

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what you got.

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Uncle Teddy's here!

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Quick question. How are

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you guys gonna handle

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the whole Santa thing?

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I'm thinking,

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just be honest.

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Oh, hell.

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I'll dress up.

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"This just in"

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is what Marshall Eriksen

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is about to say to his wife

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as he attempts

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to impregnate her.

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Chopper 12

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is live on the scene

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with Baby Watch: 2010.

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Okay, fine.

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I won't tell anybody

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about the baby thing.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey.

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Guys, we saw the

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fifth doppelganger!

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Amazing!

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Whoa! That is awesome!

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Ooh! Freaky.

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A brunette Barney.

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I know. Say what you

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will about the guy,

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but Barney seems

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right as a blond.

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Well, that's true.

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Not every dude can

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pull off that blond look.

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I don't know

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about that.

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What?

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That summer

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I was lifeguarding at the

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Chagrin Falls Country Club,

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I was lathering

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a little lemon juice

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into the old mop,

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playing with some

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natural highlights.

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Let's just say

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there were a few

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senior citizens

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who pretended to

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drown on my watch.

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And sadly,

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one who did.

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Anyway,

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I'd look good blond.

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Okay, people,

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we're in a delicate

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but very, very

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promising situation here.

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If we play

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the next 30 seconds right,

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Ted will dye his hair blond.

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Guys,

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this is mean.

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We can't...

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Whoa! Just pictured it.

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How do we do this?

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What are we all

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thinking about? Nachos?

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Ted Mosby responds

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to one thing above all else.

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I don't know.

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I'm still kind of

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full from lunch.

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A bunch of people

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emphatically telling him

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not to do something.

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Follow my lead.

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Screw it.

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I could eat.

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Yes, we'd all

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like some nachos.

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I love you, buddy,

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but there is

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absolutely no way

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that you could

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pull off blond.

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Yeah, it just

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wouldn't look right.

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Yeah. Seriously, Ted,

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don't go blond.

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I'm going blond.

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No.

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No way.

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That is not the outcome

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we were hoping for.

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Now, kids,

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Robin and Don were becoming

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such a great team,

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both off and on the air,

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that Local Channel 12

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started asking them

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to guest-host

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some of their other

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top-notch programs.

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are laughing and

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learning with you

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Moo!

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So, that's why

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Monty and I vowed

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never to do drugs,

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because drugs are bad.

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Right, Monty?

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Well, sure.

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Man-made, chemical stuff.

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But things that

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grow in nature,

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they're okay to try,

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like, once or twice.

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Not looking for

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gray areas here, Monty.

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I don't think

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it's right to lie

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to the kids, Moo-Moo.

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So, what are you saying?

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I've experimented

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with drugs.

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Fun fact,

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highest rated Monty

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and Moo-Moo episode ever.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. What was that for?

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Before I met you,

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I'd given up

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on everything,

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relationships,

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career, pants.

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But you made me

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wanna try again.

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I love you for that.

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Oh.

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Ooh! Oh, I see. Mmm.

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Hi. Hey. Hi.

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Sorry, you don't know me,

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but I just wanted to say

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thank you.

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You're actually

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a very important

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person in my life.

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Important? More like

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legendary. Marshall,

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it's me, Barney.

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Oddly enough,

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this would rank as only

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the second biggest

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surprise of the day.

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Wow, this is just

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very sudden.

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Sure, I can get you

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an answer by tomorrow.

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Okay. Thanks.

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Ted, something big

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has just happened

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and you're the most

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sensible person I know.

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I need to talk

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to you right now.

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You know what,

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it can wait.

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No, go ahead.

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I'm listening.

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Okay, well,

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the executive

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producer from WNKW

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happened to see our show

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the other morning

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and loved me.

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They offered me

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the lead anchor job

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starting next week.

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Wow! That's great!

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It is great.

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But here's the catch.

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WNKW is in...

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Helen, kill the dryer!

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Is in Chicago.

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But you were

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the fifth doppelganger.

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How can you be you?

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I called you, Barney.

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We had a whole conversation.

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Ah! Yes.

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I know what happened.

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See, people at work

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have this very

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strange expectation

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that I, well, work.

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I know. I know.

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So to make

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my colleagues think

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I'm busting my hump

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when I'm really out

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humping busty chicks,

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I decided to record

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a special message.

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What is up?

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Gotta go, Big Chief.

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How can it be

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a recording?

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You called me "Big Chief,"

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my special workplace nickname.

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Oh, buddy.

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Hey, hey,

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come on, Big Chief.

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Don't. Just don't.

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Why does this

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have to happen now?

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I mean, just when

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things are going

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so great with Don.

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It's the never-ending

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battle of my life.

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Career versus romance.

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"Never-ending battle"?

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Career's been trouncing

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romance for years.

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It's like the Globetrotters

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versus the Generals.

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Career's sinking

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hook shots from

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half court.

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Romance is just

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a bunch of slow,

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white guys

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who couldn't make it

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in the Italian league.

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Ted, I'm lost.

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What should I do?

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Okay, you seriously

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need to talk to Don

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about this.

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I'm just too confused

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to put this on Don.

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I need to leave him

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out of it until I

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figure out what I want.

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That makes sense.

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Yeah.

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And I'm sorry I can't

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give you better advice

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on this. The truth is,

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it's impossible for me

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to be objective about you

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moving away.

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Mmm.

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Did you get

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a manicure?

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No, I didn't get a...

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He sure did.

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Flo!

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Why are you brunette

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and driving a cab?

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Oh! That.

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You know how it's

361
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my dream to have sex

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with at least one woman

363
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from every country

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on the planet?

365
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Sure.

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Wow. You're doing

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surprisingly well

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in the Baltics.

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Mmm-hmm.

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So I figured, what's the

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quickest way to get around

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the world in 180 lays?

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Lease a cab and wait outside

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the UN building for

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hot foreign chicks.

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It was

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the perfect plan.

378
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There was only one

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small detail I didn't

380
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take into account.

381
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Chicks don't want

382
00:09:09,774 --> 00:09:11,443
to bang cab drivers?

383
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Chicks do not want

384
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to bang cab drivers.

385
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And I put a lot of

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work into this one.

387
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I can't believe this.

388
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Now I gotta tell Lily

389
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the fifth doppelganger

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is a fake.

391
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So, what does she care?

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Lily decided that once

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we spotted your doppelganger,

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we'd start

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trying to have kids.

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Kids! No! Uh-uh!

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The rule is, no kids

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until you're at least 45.

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Do you ever read my blog?

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It's gotten a lot better.

401
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I'm ready to be a dad,

402
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you know?

403
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But Lily needs some sign

404
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from the universe.

405
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And now

406
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it could be years.

407
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I'm sorry, buddy.

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That'll be 37.50.

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So, that night,

410
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Marshall went home to break

411
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the bad news to Lily.

412
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The universe has spoken.

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Marshall Eriksen,

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let's make a baby.

415
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I...

416
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Okay.

417
00:10:12,003 --> 00:10:13,087
Hey.

418
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Hey.

419
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,846
You... Hang on,

420
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hang on, hang on.

421
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I heard you were doing this,

422
00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,015
so I wrote down some stuff.

423
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"Hey, I'm planning

424
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a white wedding.

425
00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:28,645
"Tell me, Billy Idol,

426
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is it a nice day for that?"

427
00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,938
Some other

428
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Billy Idol ones.

429
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"If anyone's looking for

430
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the real Slim Shady,

431
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he's right here."

432
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That one's only okay.

433
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Robin, why aren't you

434
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getting in on this?

435
00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:40,823
Okay, first of all,

436
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I'm getting tons

437
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of compliments.

438
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Second of all, tell him.

439
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He's not getting

440
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tons of compliments.

441
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No, the other thing.

442
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Oh.

443
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,333
I might move to

444
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Chicago next week.

445
00:10:53,878 --> 00:10:56,839
Hey, baby.

446
00:10:53,878 --> 00:10:56,839
Mmm-hmm?

447
00:10:56,881 --> 00:10:59,842
Not for nothing or nothing,

448
00:10:56,881 --> 00:10:59,842
but we'd still be doing this

449
00:10:59,884 --> 00:11:02,136
even if we hadn't seen

450
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Doppelganger Barney, right?

451
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:06,849
Oh, but we did see him,

452
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:06,849
which means the universe,

453
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:06,849
in all its infinite wisdom,

454
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is telling you to stick me

455
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and stick me real good.

456
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I can't. I can't,

457
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in good conscience,

458
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stick you.

459
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,860
I know what's

460
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,860
bothering you.

461
00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,195
Really?

462
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:22,114
The cabbie just

463
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:22,114
didn't look enough

464
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:22,114
like Barney.

465
00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:26,411
Well, that's

466
00:11:24,492 --> 00:11:26,411
just not true.

467
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:29,872
No! Time out.

468
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:29,872
This is a group decision.

469
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:33,543
You can't just move

470
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:33,543
to Chicago, unless

471
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:33,543
we all say it's okay.

472
00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,503
Barney, I think this

473
00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,503
has to be Robin's...

474
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,881
Stay out of this,

475
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,881
Brigitte Nielsen or

476
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,881
Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV.

477
00:11:38,923 --> 00:11:40,508
We need Marshall and Lily.

478
00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:42,343
That cabbie was, like,

479
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a foot shorter than Barney.

480
00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:44,303
He was the exact

481
00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:44,303
same size.

482
00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,889
And you know what?

483
00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,889
I think he was Asian.

484
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:50,101
Yeah, that guy was like

485
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:50,101
a tiny, graying Asian man,

486
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,852
with a soul patch

487
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,852
and a potbelly.

488
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Have you completely

489
00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:53,896
forgotten what

490
00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:53,896
Barney looks like?

491
00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:55,898
You guys banging?

492
00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,817
Why are you

493
00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,817
in our bedroom?

494
00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:00,194
Why are you

495
00:11:58,943 --> 00:12:00,194
in our bedroom?

496
00:12:01,696 --> 00:12:03,448
Why is Ellen DeGeneres

497
00:12:01,696 --> 00:12:03,448
in our bedroom?

498
00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,284
Hey! This is working.

499
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:13,833
Wait a minute.

500
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:13,833
Candles, flowers.

501
00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:16,919
Oh! I guess Marshall

502
00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:16,919
"forgot" to tell you.

503
00:12:16,961 --> 00:12:20,923
The fifth doppelganger

504
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was me.

505
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:24,135
What, wait,

506
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:24,135
and you knew about this?

507
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:24,135
You lied to me?

508
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,928
By omission.

509
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,928
And it's only because

510
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:28,931
this whole "leave it to

511
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the universe" thing of

512
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:28,931
yours is insane, Lily.

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00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,809
Baby, you knew I needed

514
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,809
to decide if we...

515
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,809
Lily, we need to be

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in control of

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our own destinies.

518
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:35,062
Guys! Guys!

519
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:35,062
We're forgetting what's

520
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:35,062
really important here.

521
00:12:35,104 --> 00:12:36,439
Ted's blond.

522
00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:40,943
Guys, I am

523
00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:40,943
pulling this off.

524
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:43,279
Now, Robin has

525
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something important

526
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:43,279
to tell you.

527
00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:44,530
He's not

528
00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:44,530
pulling it off.

529
00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:45,948
No, the other thing.

530
00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:46,949
He got a manicure.

531
00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,367
The other thing.

532
00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,121
I got a job offer

533
00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,121
in Chicago.

534
00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,914
Whoa!

535
00:12:53,956 --> 00:12:55,834
That's why we all

536
00:12:53,956 --> 00:12:55,834
came down here,

537
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,960
to try and talk Robin

538
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,960
out of making a huge...

539
00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,338
Actually, I've already

540
00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,338
made a decision.

541
00:13:02,256 --> 00:13:04,342
Guys,

542
00:13:02,256 --> 00:13:04,342
I gotta take it.

543
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,059
I can't believe

544
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,059
we're losing Robin.

545
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,314
Guys, this might be

546
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,314
the depression talking,

547
00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:21,066
but is Ted's hair

548
00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:21,066
starting to look

549
00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:21,066
kind of good?

550
00:13:21,108 --> 00:13:23,319
Thank God.

551
00:13:21,108 --> 00:13:23,319
I thought I was the

552
00:13:21,108 --> 00:13:23,319
only one.

553
00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,988
He looks like

554
00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,988
a freaking movie star.

555
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:29,325
And by the way,

556
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:29,325
this was a huge mistake.

557
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,660
I'm changing

558
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,660
my hair back.

559
00:13:30,702 --> 00:13:31,828
Smart. Very smart.

560
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,246
Told you.

561
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,246
Not at all awesome.

562
00:13:34,288 --> 00:13:36,999
Hey.

563
00:13:34,288 --> 00:13:36,999
Hey.

564
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:40,837
So, I just got off

565
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:40,837
the phone with Chicago.

566
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,714
Yes, I have made

567
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,714
a decision. Um...

568
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:53,974
I appreciate the offer,

569
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:53,974
but I can't take the job.

570
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:53,974
Thanks.

571
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:57,019
I'm staying.

572
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:57,019
Damn straight!

573
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,904
Hey, Lily.

574
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,904
Tell me something.

575
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,197
You saw actual Barney

576
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,197
driving that cab,

577
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:11,283
and you thought it was

578
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:11,283
a petite, potbellied

579
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:11,283
Asian man.

580
00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:13,035
I know. Weird, right?

581
00:14:13,077 --> 00:14:15,287
It's not weird.

582
00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:20,042
It means you're not ready.

583
00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:20,042
And I'm sorry that I tried

584
00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:20,042
to rush things.

585
00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:22,628
Our baby can wait for

586
00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:22,628
the real Doppelganger Barney.

587
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:23,838
Oh.

588
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,852
Hey, Moo-Moo.

589
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:39,729
Monty made you

590
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:39,729
thin crust pizza,

591
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:39,729
just the way you like it.

592
00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:42,022
Mmm.

593
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,777
You okay?

594
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,987
Robin, you're not

595
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,987
gonna believe this.

596
00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:51,031
I got offered

597
00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:51,031
the lead anchor job

598
00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:51,031
at WNKW in Chicago.

599
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,452
Oh!

600
00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:57,162
Um...

601
00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:58,289
What'd you say?

602
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,834
I said yes.

603
00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:06,505
I've been waiting years

604
00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:06,505
for a shot like this.

605
00:15:06,547 --> 00:15:08,299
I was hoping

606
00:15:06,547 --> 00:15:08,299
you'd understand.

607
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:14,973
Barney?

608
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,100
I am simple street

609
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,100
performer from Estonia.

610
00:15:18,142 --> 00:15:20,144
Who is this Barney?

611
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,898
Oh, he's just this guy

612
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,898
we know who has, like,

613
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,898
a really lame blog.

614
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:28,486
I hear it's getting better.

615
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:28,486
I mean, what is "blog"?

616
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,780
It's just

617
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,780
something that was cool,

618
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,780
like, eight years ago.

619
00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:33,240
Still cool. Still sounds

620
00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:33,240
pretty cool, man.

621
00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:35,075
What's your name?

622
00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:35,075
Kristof.

623
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,076
Kristof what?

624
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:41,123
Kristof Doppelganger.

625
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,042
Really?

626
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,042
Yeah.

627
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,127
You're gonna go

628
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,127
with the last name

629
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,127
"Doppelganger"?

630
00:15:45,169 --> 00:15:47,129
That's my name, man.

631
00:15:47,171 --> 00:15:49,131
Bro.

632
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,591
Robin, wait.

633
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,591
Please try

634
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,591
to understand.

635
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,134
Look, I gotta

636
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,134
get out of here.

637
00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:54,428
Put yourself

638
00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:54,428
in my shoes.

639
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,138
I mean, can you

640
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,138
imagine what it's like

641
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,138
to have the phone ring

642
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,932
and it's your dream job

643
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,932
on the other end?

644
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:01,519
Yes. I can.

645
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,439
Good luck in Chicago, Don.

646
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:12,237
Barney, why are you

647
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:12,237
doing this?

648
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,157
Wait a minute.

649
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:19,203
Could it be that

650
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:19,203
Barney Stinson actually

651
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:19,203
wants us to have kids?

652
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,289
Who is this Barney?

653
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,289
Take American chill pill.

654
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,752
Well, let me

655
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,752
tell you about him.

656
00:16:26,794 --> 00:16:28,420
He talks

657
00:16:26,794 --> 00:16:28,420
a big game about

658
00:16:28,462 --> 00:16:33,092
how no one should

659
00:16:28,462 --> 00:16:33,092
ever have kids before

660
00:16:28,462 --> 00:16:33,092
they're at least 45.

661
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:37,179
I would be interested

662
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:37,179
in reading some of these

663
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:37,179
opinions in blog form.

664
00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:39,849
But I think I know

665
00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:39,849
what happened.

666
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:43,895
Yesterday, Barney thought

667
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:43,895
he had to say goodbye to

668
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:43,895
someone he truly loves.

669
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,980
And it got him thinking.

670
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,231
Maybe it wouldn't be

671
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,231
the worst thing

672
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,274
if a baby joined

673
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,274
our little group.

674
00:16:51,235 --> 00:16:54,321
Babies can be cute.

675
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:55,948
Mmm.

676
00:16:55,990 --> 00:17:01,161
And someday, he's gonna make

677
00:16:55,990 --> 00:17:01,161
the best uncle in the world.

678
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:04,164
Because this Barney,

679
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:04,164
he's family to us.

680
00:17:15,259 --> 00:17:17,553
Excuse me.

681
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,222
I heard you're

682
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,222
from Estonia. So am I.

683
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:23,017
Excuse me one moment.

684
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:28,106
Estonia would

685
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:28,106
close out the Baltics!

686
00:17:29,273 --> 00:17:32,110
And I am street performer,

687
00:17:29,273 --> 00:17:32,110
like you.

688
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,548
Hey.

689
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,883
Say yes to this.

690
00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:57,384
Okay.

691
00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,219
Can I move back in?

692
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:04,642
Yes.

693
00:18:07,561 --> 00:18:11,273
But, Ted, am I just

694
00:18:07,561 --> 00:18:11,273
the biggest idiot

695
00:18:07,561 --> 00:18:11,273
in the world?

696
00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:16,278
Look, think about

697
00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:16,278
all of us five years ago,

698
00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:16,278
when we first met you.

699
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,530
Marshall and Lily

700
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,530
were just boyfriend

701
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,530
and girlfriend.

702
00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:21,283
Now they're married

703
00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:21,283
and thinking about kids.

704
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:25,579
And Barney? Barney was

705
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:25,579
never gonna commit to

706
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:25,579
anyone, ever.

707
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:29,291
And last year,

708
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:29,291
he fell in love.

709
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,838
And me, I was chasing

710
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,838
some girl I was

711
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:33,838
convinced was the one.

712
00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:37,508
Now she's one of

713
00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:37,508
my closest friends.

714
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,593
And you?

715
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,763
Five years ago,

716
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,763
you never would've chosen

717
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,763
love over your career.

718
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:45,766
But today, you did.

719
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,185
Looks like I'm

720
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,185
getting dumber.

721
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,478
No, just more courageous.

722
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,193
Look, we've all been

723
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,193
searching for the five

724
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,193
doppelgangers, right?

725
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,236
Mmm-hmm.

726
00:18:57,277 --> 00:19:01,073
But eventually, over time,

727
00:18:57,277 --> 00:19:01,073
we all become our own

728
00:18:57,277 --> 00:19:01,073
doppelgangers.

729
00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:05,577
You know, these completely

730
00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:05,577
different people who just

731
00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:05,577
happen to look like us.

732
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,667
Five Years Ago Robin?

733
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,667
That girl, she was

734
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,667
pretty great.

735
00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:18,049
But Doppelganger Robin?

736
00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:18,049
She's amazing.

737
00:19:28,809 --> 00:19:31,353
We've, um...

738
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,313
We've had

739
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,313
a lot to drink.

740
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,313
I don't care.

741
00:19:37,985 --> 00:19:39,570
What?

742
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:40,320
Oh!

743
00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:44,992
I forgot. I'm blond.

744
00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:44,992
I have blond hair.

745
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:46,326
You're blond.

746
00:19:46,368 --> 00:19:48,204
And that's the story

747
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:49,705
of how dyeing my hair blond

748
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:49,705
kept us from doing something

749
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:52,750
we both would have

750
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:52,750
regretted that night.

751
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,334
Kids, the universe is funny.

752
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,597
Oh, my God.

753
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,390
Yes! You're here!

754
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,390
I don't understand...

755
00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:10,392
This is fantastic!

756
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,895
Baby, simmer.

757
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,895
Your husband's right here.

758
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,895
At least attempt to hide it.

759
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:14,354
Guys, follow me.

760
00:20:17,858 --> 00:20:20,652
Guys, look!

761
00:20:17,858 --> 00:20:20,652
The fifth doppelganger!

762
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:26,242
Uh, Lily?

763
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:27,492
That dude looks...

764
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:30,829
Guys, go with it.

765
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:34,416
Kids,

766
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:34,416
you can ask the universe

767
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:34,416
for signs all you want.

768
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,418
It's uncanny.

769
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,418
Right?

770
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,712
Looks just like Barney.

771
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,712
Amazing.

772
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:41,006
It's like looking

773
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:41,006
in the mirror.

774
00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:43,675
But ultimately, we only

775
00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:43,675
see what we wanna see,

776
00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:45,510
when we're

777
00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:45,510
ready to see it.

778
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,932
So, does this mean...

779
00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:53,352
Marshall Eriksen,

780
00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:53,352
put a baby in my belly.

781
00:20:58,565 --> 00:21:02,820
wondersome

782
00:21:32,432 --> 00:21:33,351
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