1 00:00:02,047 --> 00:00:03,132 Kids, 2 00:00:03,174 --> 00:00:05,092 there are two big days 3 00:00:03,174 --> 00:00:05,092 in any love story... 4 00:00:05,134 --> 00:00:06,718 the day you meet 5 00:00:05,134 --> 00:00:06,718 the girl of your dreams... 6 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,512 and the day you marry her. 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,506 Nice. Where'd 8 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,506 you get this? 9 00:00:44,548 --> 00:00:46,717 Stashed a cooler 10 00:00:44,548 --> 00:00:46,717 behind the pulpit. 11 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:49,220 Beer be with you. 12 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:49,220 And also with you. 13 00:00:50,554 --> 00:00:52,514 Mmm. 14 00:00:52,556 --> 00:00:55,517 This is what church 15 00:00:52,556 --> 00:00:55,517 has been missing. 16 00:00:52,556 --> 00:00:55,517 Dude, you fixed church. 17 00:00:55,559 --> 00:00:57,519 Yeah. 18 00:00:55,559 --> 00:00:57,519 You're welcome, God. 19 00:00:58,979 --> 00:01:00,856 Nervous? 20 00:00:58,979 --> 00:01:00,856 What? No. 21 00:01:00,898 --> 00:01:02,733 I'm just hopin' 22 00:01:00,898 --> 00:01:02,733 it doesn't rain. 23 00:01:02,774 --> 00:01:04,526 Why, 24 00:01:02,774 --> 00:01:04,526 do I look nervous? 25 00:01:04,568 --> 00:01:06,445 Look at your beer, dude. 26 00:01:06,486 --> 00:01:08,530 You always do that 27 00:01:06,486 --> 00:01:08,530 when you're nervous. 28 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:15,079 It's a sad day 29 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:15,079 in New York, Ted. 30 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,830 A sad day indeed. 31 00:01:16,872 --> 00:01:19,499 Do you know what I saw 32 00:01:16,872 --> 00:01:19,499 on my way in here? 33 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:22,753 A girl... in a sweater. 34 00:01:22,794 --> 00:01:24,629 And you know 35 00:01:22,794 --> 00:01:24,629 what that means. 36 00:01:24,671 --> 00:01:28,050 The season of exposed skin 37 00:01:24,671 --> 00:01:28,050 is over. 38 00:01:28,092 --> 00:01:29,551 Exactly! 39 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:31,553 Gone are the tank tops, 40 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:31,553 Ted. 41 00:01:31,595 --> 00:01:33,264 Gone are the cute 42 00:01:31,595 --> 00:01:33,264 little skirts. 43 00:01:33,305 --> 00:01:37,476 Gone are the sundresses? 44 00:01:33,305 --> 00:01:37,476 The sundresses, Ted! 45 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:40,271 I don't think I can make it 46 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:40,271 another eight months 47 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:40,271 with no sundresses. 48 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:42,356 Barney, I really... 49 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:42,356 I have to grade these papers. 50 00:01:42,398 --> 00:01:44,524 I'm sorry. 51 00:01:42,398 --> 00:01:44,524 I'll let you work. 52 00:01:44,566 --> 00:01:46,360 But first a riddle. 53 00:01:46,402 --> 00:01:50,572 What piece of women's attire 54 00:01:46,402 --> 00:01:50,572 most stokes a man's desire? 55 00:01:50,614 --> 00:01:52,699 A sundress. 56 00:01:50,614 --> 00:01:52,699 Correct. 57 00:01:53,992 --> 00:01:56,954 What lightweight outfit, 58 00:01:53,992 --> 00:01:56,954 pink or white, 59 00:01:56,995 --> 00:02:00,416 makes the front of my slacks 60 00:01:56,995 --> 00:02:00,416 abnormally tight? 61 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,834 I really have 62 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,834 to get this done. 63 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,834 Of course. Of course. 64 00:02:02,876 --> 00:02:04,586 Thank you. 65 00:02:04,628 --> 00:02:07,005 Sundress, by the way. 66 00:02:04,628 --> 00:02:07,005 Mm-hmm. 67 00:02:07,047 --> 00:02:09,341 Hey, hey. 68 00:02:09,383 --> 00:02:12,136 What are you nervous about? 69 00:02:09,383 --> 00:02:12,136 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 70 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:14,513 What flowing 71 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:14,513 cotton frock... 72 00:02:12,177 --> 00:02:14,513 Okay! I'll tell you. 73 00:02:14,554 --> 00:02:16,140 Just... There's a... 74 00:02:17,891 --> 00:02:20,478 There's a girl 75 00:02:17,891 --> 00:02:20,478 sitting at the bar. 76 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,521 Oh! 77 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,521 Don't look. 78 00:02:22,562 --> 00:02:24,689 Wah. I wanna see 79 00:02:22,562 --> 00:02:24,689 a pretty girl. 80 00:02:24,731 --> 00:02:26,608 Okay, you can look. 81 00:02:24,731 --> 00:02:26,608 But just... just... 82 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:29,653 Just be cool, for once. 83 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:29,653 Oh. I'll be cool. 84 00:02:36,743 --> 00:02:40,247 Aw, Ted. 85 00:02:36,743 --> 00:02:40,247 You got your beer label 86 00:02:36,743 --> 00:02:40,247 in a bunch over nothin'. 87 00:02:40,289 --> 00:02:42,624 Listen to 88 00:02:40,289 --> 00:02:42,624 your Uncle Barney. 89 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:45,210 You have no reason 90 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:45,210 to be nervous. 91 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,920 None whatsoever. 92 00:02:46,962 --> 00:02:50,215 And I'm gonna tell you why 93 00:02:46,962 --> 00:02:50,215 in one word. 94 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,217 And what's that word? 95 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,217 Dibs. 96 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:08,692 You can't call dibs on a girl 97 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:08,692 I've been sitting here 98 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:08,692 thinking about, 99 00:03:08,733 --> 00:03:10,694 maybe talking to eventually 100 00:03:08,733 --> 00:03:10,694 at some point. 101 00:03:10,735 --> 00:03:13,905 You never called dibs. 102 00:03:10,735 --> 00:03:13,905 Dibs were implied. 103 00:03:13,947 --> 00:03:16,450 Implied dibs? 104 00:03:13,947 --> 00:03:16,450 Yeah. 105 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:18,660 Ted, you are spitting 106 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:18,660 on the grave... 107 00:03:18,702 --> 00:03:21,621 of Sir Walter Dibs, 108 00:03:18,702 --> 00:03:21,621 inventor of the dib. 109 00:03:21,663 --> 00:03:23,415 It was 1652. 110 00:03:23,457 --> 00:03:25,250 The S.S. Dibs 111 00:03:23,457 --> 00:03:25,250 was lost at sea... 112 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,670 Look, I don't have time 113 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,670 for a fake history lesson, 114 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,670 so I'll keep this simple. 115 00:03:28,712 --> 00:03:31,715 You go over there 116 00:03:28,712 --> 00:03:31,715 and talk to that girl, 117 00:03:28,712 --> 00:03:31,715 I will see you in court. 118 00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:34,009 And who's gonna represent you? 119 00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:34,009 Dibs on Marshall as my lawyer! 120 00:03:34,051 --> 00:03:36,678 Damn it! 121 00:03:34,051 --> 00:03:36,678 Ha, ha! Where is 122 00:03:34,051 --> 00:03:36,678 Marshall anyway? 123 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,889 Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily 124 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,889 had recently decided... 125 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:40,682 to take a swing 126 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:40,682 at starting a family. 127 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:43,185 Tonight was 128 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:43,185 their first at bat. 129 00:03:43,227 --> 00:03:45,687 I'm almost ready to leave. 130 00:03:43,227 --> 00:03:45,687 Let's just go through 131 00:03:43,227 --> 00:03:45,687 the checklist. 132 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,481 - Candles? 133 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:47,481 - Check. 134 00:03:47,523 --> 00:03:49,691 Music to set the mood? 135 00:03:49,733 --> 00:03:51,610 Check. 136 00:03:51,651 --> 00:03:53,695 Music for when we're 137 00:03:51,651 --> 00:03:53,695 actually doing it. 138 00:03:53,737 --> 00:03:56,656 Check. 139 00:03:58,242 --> 00:04:00,285 You know what? 140 00:03:58,242 --> 00:04:00,285 To hell with your dibs. 141 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,538 I'm goin' over there right now 142 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,538 and talking to her. 143 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,122 Oh, yeah? Yeah? 144 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,122 Be my guest. 145 00:04:04,164 --> 00:04:05,790 Fall in love with her. 146 00:04:04,164 --> 00:04:05,790 Get married. 147 00:04:05,832 --> 00:04:07,876 Just know this. 148 00:04:05,832 --> 00:04:07,876 When I step up... 149 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:10,629 to make my toast 150 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:10,629 as your best man... 151 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:13,507 - Actually, Marshall will 152 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:13,507 probably be my best man. 153 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:13,507 - As your best man! 154 00:04:13,549 --> 00:04:15,426 Ladies and gentlemen, 155 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:18,803 I... had dibs. 156 00:04:18,845 --> 00:04:21,014 - No! 157 00:04:21,056 --> 00:04:24,726 Tell me this isn't true. 158 00:04:21,056 --> 00:04:24,726 I... I had implied dibs. 159 00:04:24,768 --> 00:04:25,769 Oh! 160 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:28,772 The way 161 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:28,772 you've humiliated me! 162 00:04:28,813 --> 00:04:31,733 I had no idea. 163 00:04:28,813 --> 00:04:31,733 You have to know that. 164 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:34,403 Shh. Shh. 165 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:34,403 You're the victim here. 166 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,029 We both are. 167 00:04:36,071 --> 00:04:37,989 Let's get outta here. 168 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:40,075 Or we could just 169 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:40,075 do it right here. 170 00:04:40,117 --> 00:04:42,411 We could just 171 00:04:40,117 --> 00:04:42,411 do it right here. 172 00:04:40,117 --> 00:04:42,411 Let's do it, baby. 173 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:48,375 Fine. Have at it. 174 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:48,375 Exercise your dibs. 175 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,752 She's got her shields up anyway. 176 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:50,752 She's readin' a book. 177 00:04:50,794 --> 00:04:52,754 Yeah, at a bar. 178 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:54,590 That book might as well 179 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:54,590 be called... 180 00:04:54,632 --> 00:04:56,592 Are You There, Barney? 181 00:04:54,632 --> 00:04:56,592 It's Me, Horny. 182 00:04:56,634 --> 00:04:59,970 That is not what 183 00:04:56,634 --> 00:04:59,970 "shields up" looks like. 184 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:01,805 That is what "shields up" 185 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:01,805 looks like. 186 00:05:02,931 --> 00:05:05,725 Move! God! 187 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,855 Hey, what's up, dudes? 188 00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:12,857 Fries? 189 00:05:12,899 --> 00:05:15,110 Oh, good God, woman. 190 00:05:12,899 --> 00:05:15,110 You're a disgrace. 191 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:17,154 No fries for this guy. 192 00:05:17,195 --> 00:05:19,197 Robin, seriously, 193 00:05:17,195 --> 00:05:19,197 I love you, 194 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:22,075 but it's like you have 195 00:05:19,239 --> 00:05:22,075 squiggly cartoon odor lines... 196 00:05:22,117 --> 00:05:23,785 coming off of you right now. 197 00:05:23,827 --> 00:05:24,953 What? 198 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:26,788 Know what, Barney? 199 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:26,788 Just cut her some slack. 200 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,790 She just went 201 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,790 through a breakup. 202 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,790 Thank you, Ted. 203 00:05:28,832 --> 00:05:30,792 With hygiene? 204 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,461 No, with Don. 205 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:33,753 You see, a few months earlier... 206 00:05:34,838 --> 00:05:36,840 Here. Have some tea. 207 00:05:34,838 --> 00:05:36,840 Thanks. 208 00:05:36,881 --> 00:05:39,718 Robin, I am here for you. 209 00:05:36,881 --> 00:05:39,718 Whatever you need. 210 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:42,680 Okay. Um, about that, Ted. 211 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:44,515 Listen. 212 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:46,600 I know myself pretty well, 213 00:05:46,642 --> 00:05:49,019 and, um, sometime 214 00:05:46,642 --> 00:05:49,019 over the next few months, 215 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,146 I'm gonna want 216 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,146 to sleep with you. 217 00:05:51,188 --> 00:05:53,857 And when that happens, 218 00:05:51,188 --> 00:05:53,857 you have to try to say no. 219 00:05:53,898 --> 00:05:56,818 Try? 220 00:05:53,898 --> 00:05:56,818 I will absolutely say no. 221 00:05:56,860 --> 00:06:00,155 Our friendship 222 00:05:56,860 --> 00:06:00,155 is too important. 223 00:05:56,860 --> 00:06:00,155 Oh. 224 00:06:00,197 --> 00:06:02,366 Okay. Maybe 225 00:06:00,197 --> 00:06:02,366 I wasn't clear enough. 226 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:06,370 Um, I will come at you 227 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:06,370 with everything I've got. 228 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:10,040 I will stalk you 229 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:10,040 like the lioness 230 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:10,040 stalks the gazelle... 231 00:06:10,081 --> 00:06:13,460 careful, patient, deadly. 232 00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:17,172 And if you let your guard down 233 00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:17,172 for so much as a second, 234 00:06:17,214 --> 00:06:21,510 as sure as you were born, 235 00:06:17,214 --> 00:06:21,510 I will hump your brains out. 236 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,017 Okay, I'm ready 237 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,017 to have sex now. 238 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:35,649 It was a tough summer, 239 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:35,649 but I think our girl's 240 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:35,649 been a real trouper. 241 00:06:35,691 --> 00:06:37,192 She's... 242 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,072 Is this a Cheeto? 243 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,072 No, we ran out of Cheetos 244 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,072 last week. 245 00:06:42,113 --> 00:06:45,200 Oh, yeah. 246 00:06:42,113 --> 00:06:45,200 It's a Cheeto. Dibs. 247 00:06:45,242 --> 00:06:47,369 Oh, you're exquisite. 248 00:06:47,411 --> 00:06:49,496 You must let me paint you. 249 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:50,997 Hey, Robin. 250 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:50,997 What do you think? 251 00:06:51,039 --> 00:06:52,874 The girl sitting 252 00:06:51,039 --> 00:06:52,874 at the bar... shields up? 253 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:55,877 Mmm. Totes, toots. 254 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:55,877 She's here on a date. 255 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:58,171 She brought the book 256 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:58,171 because she got here early, 257 00:06:58,213 --> 00:07:00,965 and she also wants to impress 258 00:06:58,213 --> 00:07:00,965 the guy she's meeting. 259 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:03,843 Girls like to come across 260 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:03,843 all classy and smart, you know? 261 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,889 This, what you're 262 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,889 doin' right now... 263 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:09,808 I'm getting a de-rection. 264 00:07:11,226 --> 00:07:12,894 Hey! How'd it go? 265 00:07:12,936 --> 00:07:15,021 You pregnant yet? 266 00:07:12,936 --> 00:07:15,021 Nope. 267 00:07:15,063 --> 00:07:16,898 Okay. So here's 268 00:07:15,063 --> 00:07:16,898 what happened. 269 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,067 I was at home 270 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,067 waiting for Marshall. 271 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,945 Hey, how was your day? 272 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,945 Don't answer. No time. 273 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:21,945 Look... 274 00:07:21,986 --> 00:07:24,072 Um, bedroom. 275 00:07:21,986 --> 00:07:24,072 No, no. No time. 276 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:26,283 Look... 277 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:26,283 Floor. No. No time. 278 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:26,283 Against this wall! 279 00:07:26,324 --> 00:07:29,745 Marshall, whoa! Wait! 280 00:07:26,324 --> 00:07:29,745 A big package just arrived. 281 00:07:29,787 --> 00:07:31,871 Yeah, it did. 282 00:07:29,787 --> 00:07:31,871 No, no. 283 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:34,165 It's a real package 284 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:34,165 from your dad. 285 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:38,002 Well, that's a little weird, 286 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:38,002 but, yeah, it is. 287 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:38,002 Marshall, look! 288 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:45,009 A bassinet? Oh, my... 289 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:45,009 He must've made it 290 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:45,009 in his woodshop. 291 00:07:45,051 --> 00:07:47,596 Wasn't that sweet of him? 292 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:50,890 Lil? Isn't that sweet? 293 00:07:52,058 --> 00:07:53,977 Lily? 294 00:07:54,018 --> 00:07:57,063 You told your dad we're 295 00:07:54,018 --> 00:07:57,063 trying to have a baby? 296 00:07:57,105 --> 00:08:00,484 Of course I did. 297 00:07:57,105 --> 00:08:00,484 I tell my dad everything. 298 00:07:57,105 --> 00:08:00,484 My dad is my best friend. 299 00:08:00,525 --> 00:08:02,152 Oh! 300 00:08:02,193 --> 00:08:05,572 Lily, we have been 301 00:08:02,193 --> 00:08:05,572 looking forward... 302 00:08:05,614 --> 00:08:08,950 to this magical, special night 303 00:08:05,614 --> 00:08:08,950 for two weeks now. 304 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:11,495 And, sweetie, 305 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:11,495 during that time, 306 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:11,495 I have been, um... 307 00:08:12,912 --> 00:08:14,832 How do I put this 308 00:08:12,912 --> 00:08:14,832 delicately? 309 00:08:15,915 --> 00:08:18,794 Savin' all my love 310 00:08:15,915 --> 00:08:18,794 for you. 311 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:24,048 I have read 11 books 312 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:24,048 on conception. 313 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:27,218 I have cut out alcohol, 314 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:27,218 caffeine and sugar. 315 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:29,554 I take my temperature 316 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:29,554 every hour. 317 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,349 But good for you 318 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,349 for not playing 319 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,349 with yourself. 320 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:36,978 - I feel ya, buddy. 321 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:36,978 - Ah! No, don't even 322 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:36,978 touch me, dude. 323 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:39,147 It's been like... 324 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:39,147 It's been two weeks. 325 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:42,192 I'm, like, a light breeze away 326 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:42,192 from havin' a big problem. 327 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,943 I'm seriously... 328 00:08:45,696 --> 00:08:47,823 Okay. I'm better now. 329 00:08:49,991 --> 00:08:52,118 Okay, Barney. 330 00:08:49,991 --> 00:08:52,118 What's this gonna cost me? 331 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,037 - Excuse me? 332 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,037 - Your dibs. 333 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,037 I wanna buy your dibs. 334 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:58,583 $250,000. 335 00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,959 Twenty bucks. 336 00:09:01,044 --> 00:09:03,963 But... Can I go 337 00:09:01,044 --> 00:09:03,963 smell her first? 338 00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:05,799 - No. 339 00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:05,799 - Fine. 340 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:08,886 All right. 341 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:08,886 Wish me luck. 342 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:14,558 Now, kids, remember how I told 343 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:14,558 you about a girl named Cindy... 344 00:09:14,599 --> 00:09:18,019 how I went on one date with her 345 00:09:14,599 --> 00:09:18,019 and it ended badly? 346 00:09:14,599 --> 00:09:18,019 Get out. 347 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:20,146 - Well... 348 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:20,146 How are you? 349 00:09:20,188 --> 00:09:21,439 Good. 350 00:09:24,568 --> 00:09:26,653 What the hell are you doing? 351 00:09:26,695 --> 00:09:30,031 That girl she's talking to... 352 00:09:26,695 --> 00:09:30,031 I dated her. 353 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,576 Ooh. That sucks. 354 00:09:32,617 --> 00:09:33,993 And dibs. 355 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,543 So you went on one date 356 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,543 with one of her friends. 357 00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:43,962 It's not necessarily 358 00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:43,962 a big deal. 359 00:09:44,003 --> 00:09:46,089 I mean, did it end 360 00:09:44,003 --> 00:09:46,089 on bad terms? 361 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,632 Um... 362 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,009 Oh, hi, Cindy. 363 00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:51,010 Oh, hi, Cindy! 364 00:09:54,055 --> 00:09:55,640 Yikes. 365 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,642 Well, I guess 366 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,642 you just gotta move on. 367 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,604 It's not like you have a shot 368 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,604 with Reading McGee over there, 369 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,604 right? 370 00:10:02,105 --> 00:10:03,189 Ted? 371 00:10:03,231 --> 00:10:05,066 Then I remembered. 372 00:10:05,108 --> 00:10:07,736 Cindy had a roommate... 373 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,487 a roommate I only 374 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,487 caught a glimpse of. 375 00:10:11,615 --> 00:10:15,619 But a roommate who, 376 00:10:11,615 --> 00:10:15,619 by every indication, 377 00:10:11,615 --> 00:10:15,619 was something very special. 378 00:10:17,036 --> 00:10:18,997 Was it possible? 379 00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:21,040 Could this be the girl 380 00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:21,040 attached to that ankle? 381 00:10:25,044 --> 00:10:26,797 I gotta see her ankles. 382 00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:28,757 You're one of those? 383 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:32,093 God, I swear! 384 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:32,093 One in five guys. 385 00:10:32,135 --> 00:10:34,972 Lily, we kinda had a plan 386 00:10:32,135 --> 00:10:34,972 tonight, remember? 387 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:37,599 Candles, banjo... 388 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:37,599 Who else did you tell? 389 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:40,101 Did you tell anyone 390 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:40,101 at the office? 391 00:10:40,143 --> 00:10:41,185 Um... 392 00:10:45,356 --> 00:10:48,526 Shannon, start the music. 393 00:10:52,238 --> 00:10:55,074 Can you dig it! 394 00:10:57,452 --> 00:10:59,120 Take it to the hole, 395 00:10:57,452 --> 00:10:59,120 Eriksen! 396 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:01,498 Sink that putt, 397 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:01,498 big buzz! 398 00:11:01,539 --> 00:11:03,416 Put a pillow under 399 00:11:01,539 --> 00:11:03,416 her lower back. 400 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:06,127 It helps facilitate 401 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:06,127 conception, bro. 402 00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:12,133 Yeah! 403 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:16,763 I may have mentioned it 404 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:16,763 in passing to a couple 405 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:16,763 of colleagues at work. 406 00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:18,974 I'm sorry about that. 407 00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:18,974 But you know what? 408 00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:20,725 I gotta be able 409 00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:20,725 to tell my dad. 410 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,978 Your dad is the last person 411 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,978 you should tell. 412 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,730 The man is too involved 413 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,730 in our lives. 414 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,525 It's like every time 415 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,525 the phone rings... 416 00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:30,193 Hello. 417 00:11:30,234 --> 00:11:32,111 Lily! Marvin Eriksen. 418 00:11:32,153 --> 00:11:34,906 - I noticed you hadn't changed 419 00:11:32,153 --> 00:11:34,906 your last name yet. 420 00:11:32,153 --> 00:11:34,906 - Oh, no. I'm gonna... 421 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:38,159 So, don't worry. 422 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:38,159 I called the D.M.V. 423 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:38,159 I called your AmEx. 424 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:40,370 - I got that process 425 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:40,370 started for ya. 426 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:40,370 - But... 427 00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:42,914 Hello. 428 00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:44,624 Lily. Marvin Eriksen. 429 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,168 I understand 430 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,168 you and Marshall 431 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,168 have been fighting. 432 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,504 Let me tell you 433 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,504 what works for me 434 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,504 and the missus... 435 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:52,049 frilly French undies 436 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:52,049 and a box of wine. 437 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:55,093 Hello? 438 00:11:55,134 --> 00:11:56,761 You might wanna try pickles 439 00:11:55,134 --> 00:11:56,761 on that sandwich. 440 00:11:59,056 --> 00:12:01,182 Pickles would have 441 00:11:59,056 --> 00:12:01,182 helped that sandwich! 442 00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:03,601 The man has no boundaries. 443 00:12:03,643 --> 00:12:06,771 I-I just can't procreate 444 00:12:03,643 --> 00:12:06,771 under these conditions. 445 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:10,358 Yeah, well, you know what? 446 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:10,358 I've already told him, 447 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:10,358 so the damage is done. 448 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,736 So call him and tell him 449 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,736 we decided not to have a baby. 450 00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:14,738 Okay. 451 00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:17,323 So you just... you want me 452 00:12:14,779 --> 00:12:17,323 to give my dad a stroke? 453 00:12:17,365 --> 00:12:20,201 Only if you wanna 454 00:12:17,365 --> 00:12:20,201 give this a stroke. 455 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:23,663 That's ridiculous. 456 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:23,663 Lily, there's no way 457 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:23,663 that I would ever... 458 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,669 Okay, everyone 459 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,669 needs to shut up 460 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,669 so that I can think! 461 00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:33,214 Uh-oh. They're talkin' 462 00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:33,214 to a guy now. 463 00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,092 What kinda guy? 464 00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,092 A cheesy guy 465 00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,092 or a cool guy? 466 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,677 Oh, a cheesy guy. 467 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,677 Don't worry. 468 00:12:37,719 --> 00:12:39,930 Aw, man. 469 00:12:37,719 --> 00:12:39,930 That guy is cool. 470 00:12:39,971 --> 00:12:42,099 His hair's all cool. 471 00:12:39,971 --> 00:12:42,099 He's got a cool belt. 472 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:44,225 What... That guy is cheesy. 473 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:47,604 And if you think 474 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:47,604 he's not cheesy, 475 00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:47,604 then you're cheesy too. 476 00:12:47,645 --> 00:12:51,232 And now I want 477 00:12:47,645 --> 00:12:51,232 something cheesy. 478 00:12:47,645 --> 00:12:51,232 Who's feeling nachos? 479 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:53,693 Oh, look at you, Robin. 480 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:53,693 You're jealous. 481 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:56,113 Jealous? 482 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:56,113 Yeah, jealous. 483 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:58,615 'Cause she's got it, 484 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:58,615 and you've lost it. 485 00:12:58,656 --> 00:13:00,909 I have not lost it. 486 00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:02,953 Ya lost it. 487 00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:02,953 I still have it. 488 00:13:02,994 --> 00:13:05,747 I mean, I know 489 00:13:02,994 --> 00:13:05,747 exactly where it is, 490 00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:08,959 and I can go get it 491 00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:08,959 whenever I want. 492 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,669 Robin, girls are like 493 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,669 cartons of milk. 494 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:15,799 Each one has 495 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:15,799 a hotness expiration date, 496 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:15,799 and you've hit yours. 497 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,259 I'm not sayin' 498 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,259 the occasional guy won't 499 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,259 still open the fridge, 500 00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:20,762 pick you up, give a sniff, 501 00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:20,762 shrug and take a sip anyway, 502 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:22,806 but it's all downhill 503 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:22,806 from here. 504 00:13:22,847 --> 00:13:24,641 I don't have to take this. 505 00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:28,436 But I do have to take this. 506 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:32,732 Okay. So you just want me 507 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:32,732 to call my dad... 508 00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:34,567 and tell him that we're 509 00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:34,567 not havin' a baby? 510 00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:37,112 That's about the size of it. 511 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:40,573 Okay. Out of curiosity, 512 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:40,573 when do we tell him 513 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:40,573 about the baby? 514 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:43,367 We'll tell him about the baby 515 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:43,367 when there's a baby 516 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:43,367 to tell him about. 517 00:13:43,409 --> 00:13:45,870 So he just gets no notice? 518 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,706 He just walks into 519 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,706 his boss's office 520 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,706 and says, 521 00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,292 "I just had a grandson. 522 00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,292 I'm gonna be out 523 00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,292 for three months." 524 00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:54,378 Out for three months? 525 00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:54,378 Yeah. 526 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,924 He and my mom 527 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,924 are coming to live with us 528 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,924 when the baby's born. 529 00:13:57,966 --> 00:14:00,301 We talked about this. 530 00:13:57,966 --> 00:14:00,301 No, we didn't. 531 00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:02,971 I meant me and my dad. 532 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:06,307 You know what, Marshall? 533 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:06,307 Why don't you have a baby 534 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:06,307 with your dad? 535 00:14:06,349 --> 00:14:07,976 Oh, okay, Lily. 536 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:10,353 Why don't you have a baby 537 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:10,353 with your butt? 538 00:14:10,394 --> 00:14:12,313 - What? 539 00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:14,315 I can't think straight! 540 00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:16,901 Why do you have 541 00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:16,901 to wear that shirt? 542 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:20,030 This is not how I thought 543 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:20,030 this night was going to go! 544 00:14:26,327 --> 00:14:27,954 Ted? 545 00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:35,920 Oh, God. This sucks. 546 00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:35,920 Do you think she saw me? 547 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:39,298 - Hi, Ted. 548 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:39,298 - Yeah, she definitely saw you. 549 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,467 Can I see you for a minute, 550 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,467 in private? 551 00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:43,845 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 552 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:46,556 I mean, how could that 553 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:46,556 not be fun? 554 00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,561 If I don't come back, 555 00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,561 tell my mom I love her. 556 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,688 Okay. Will do. 557 00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,688 And dibs. 558 00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:58,401 Barney, am I crazy? 559 00:14:58,442 --> 00:15:00,945 Marshall talks to his dad 560 00:14:58,442 --> 00:15:00,945 way too much, right? 561 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,199 Oh. You don't want 562 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,199 my opinion on that. 563 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,199 Why not? 564 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,743 If I had my dad's number, 565 00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:09,370 I would never not be 566 00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:09,370 on the phone with him. 567 00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:11,122 Wow, that was really... 568 00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:13,124 Whoa! 569 00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:13,124 A hottie with a body. 570 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,085 Boing! 571 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:17,336 - Brief. 572 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:17,336 - No, Lily, look. 573 00:15:20,548 --> 00:15:23,093 You saucy little minx. 574 00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:24,802 You sundressed up. 575 00:15:27,722 --> 00:15:31,350 Hi. 576 00:15:27,722 --> 00:15:31,350 Fourteen seconds. 577 00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:33,519 Fourteen seconds, 578 00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:33,519 and already... 579 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:36,522 some ding-dong is steppin' up, 580 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:36,522 thinkin' he can get some 581 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:36,522 of this broke off. 582 00:15:36,564 --> 00:15:38,275 Ho! 583 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,735 I... still... 584 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,735 got... it! 585 00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:46,407 All right, buddy. 586 00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:46,407 You proved my point. 587 00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:46,407 Now scram. 588 00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:48,659 Nice belt, by the way. 589 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:54,874 Hi. 590 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:54,874 Wow. Robin, you do 591 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:54,874 look super hot. 592 00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,001 Oh, do I? 593 00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,001 Yeah, you do. 594 00:15:58,169 --> 00:15:59,378 Thanks. 595 00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:04,425 I braced myself 596 00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:04,425 for what was next... 597 00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:06,761 rage, fury, a savage beating. 598 00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:10,848 Oh. Thank you, Ted. 599 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:14,311 After things didn't 600 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:14,311 work out with us, 601 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:14,311 I got really sad for a while, 602 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,147 but then I realized 603 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,147 you're not what I wanted, Ted, 604 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:19,065 and I'm not what you wanted. 605 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:22,610 I'm sorry I was such a jerk. 606 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:22,610 I feel like I should 607 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:22,610 make it up to you somehow. 608 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,155 You know, buy you a beer 609 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,155 or Yankees tickets. 610 00:16:25,196 --> 00:16:27,282 Or set me up with one 611 00:16:25,196 --> 00:16:27,282 of your friends. 612 00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:29,075 I'm kidding. 613 00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:29,075 That would be weird. 614 00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:31,244 No, it wouldn't. 615 00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:31,244 It wouldn't, would it? 616 00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:34,413 Any one of those three. 617 00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:34,413 Whichever's easiest 618 00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:34,413 and right nearby. 619 00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:37,750 And not the beer. 620 00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:37,750 I should get back. 621 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,461 Totally. 622 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,461 Come say good-bye 623 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,461 before you leave. 624 00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:43,464 "Say good-bye 625 00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:43,464 before you leave"? 626 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:44,924 Her words exactly. 627 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:44,924 Hmm. 628 00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:48,511 Dude, you are so in. 629 00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:48,511 That is so awesome. 630 00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:51,472 A high five 631 00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:51,472 doesn't even cut it. 632 00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:51,472 High six! 633 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,476 - She didn't see us 634 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,476 high-six, did she? 635 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,476 - No. 636 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,770 Good. That was pretty lame. 637 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,770 Yeah. Let's never 638 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,770 do that again. 639 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:02,359 Marshall. 640 00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:02,359 What? Lily, what? 641 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,069 Are there more members 642 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,069 of my family that you 643 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,069 wanna crap all over? 644 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,529 Here's the thing. 645 00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:09,490 I'm sorry. Hold on. 646 00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:09,490 Just... 647 00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:11,492 It's my dad. 648 00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:13,953 Lily, it's my dad, okay? 649 00:17:13,995 --> 00:17:17,374 I love him! 650 00:17:13,995 --> 00:17:17,374 And if he calls me, 651 00:17:13,995 --> 00:17:17,374 I'm gonna answer the phone. 652 00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:21,085 Hey, Dad. 653 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,504 Hey, hey! 654 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,504 I-I know it's late, 655 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,504 but I just had to call. 656 00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:25,423 - How'd it go? 657 00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:25,423 - Dad, this isn't... 658 00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:28,301 Did you do everything 659 00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:28,301 the book said? Did you put 660 00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:28,301 the pillow under her back? 661 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:30,845 - Dad, I'm in the middle 662 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:30,845 of somethin' right now. 663 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:30,845 - Did it feel like a boy? 664 00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:32,847 - Huh? You can tell. 665 00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:34,807 He's insane. 666 00:17:34,849 --> 00:17:37,394 My dad is insane. 667 00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:41,314 I'm so sorry, Lily. 668 00:17:41,356 --> 00:17:42,648 He's just... 669 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:49,530 He's so, um, 670 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:49,530 enthusiastic. 671 00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,532 It's ridiculous, 672 00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,532 you know. 673 00:17:51,574 --> 00:17:52,909 Like, who's like that? 674 00:17:54,785 --> 00:17:56,371 You. 675 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:58,873 You're like that. 676 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:03,544 You and your dad 677 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:03,544 both care so much. 678 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:07,506 It's... It's why women fall 679 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:07,506 in love with the Eriksen men 680 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:07,506 to begin with. 681 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:13,054 But right now, 682 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:13,054 it's a lot of pressure. 683 00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:16,391 Baby, I'm not tryin' 684 00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:16,391 to pressure you one bit. 685 00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:16,391 What if I can't have a baby? 686 00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:20,061 That could happen. 687 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,563 I could totally 688 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,563 let you down. 689 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,525 Has that thought 690 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,525 not occurred to you? 691 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,528 Not even for one second. 692 00:18:34,617 --> 00:18:36,535 Not having a baby 693 00:18:34,617 --> 00:18:36,535 would suck, 694 00:18:38,704 --> 00:18:41,707 but the idea 695 00:18:38,704 --> 00:18:41,707 of you letting me down... 696 00:18:41,749 --> 00:18:43,876 that's impossible. 697 00:18:45,628 --> 00:18:47,880 That would be 698 00:18:45,628 --> 00:18:47,880 like aliens landing. 699 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,593 That's a bad example, 700 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,593 because that could happen. 701 00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:55,679 It probably already has. 702 00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:55,679 I saw this, uh, episode... 703 00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:03,480 All right. 704 00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:03,480 I'm doin' this. 705 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,606 I am goin' over there. 706 00:19:13,656 --> 00:19:15,325 Wish me luck. 707 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,622 Nothing in this life 708 00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,622 quite compares... 709 00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:25,626 to the sweet, 710 00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:25,626 terrifying exhilaration 711 00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:25,626 of making your move... 712 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:28,712 when you just 713 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:28,712 put it all on the line 714 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:28,712 and go for it. 715 00:19:28,754 --> 00:19:31,632 And that night, by golly, 716 00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,592 Cindy went for it. 717 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,862 So, no, that girl 718 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,862 wasn't your mother. 719 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,989 She ended up being 720 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,989 someone else's mother. 721 00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:57,325 In fact, they both did. 722 00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:10,087 Like I said, 723 00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:10,087 she's here on a date. 724 00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:12,173 That was not the day 725 00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:12,173 I met your mother. 726 00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:15,634 The day I met your mother 727 00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:15,634 was the day of a wedding. 728 00:20:16,844 --> 00:20:18,679 Okay, maybe 729 00:20:16,844 --> 00:20:18,679 I'm a little nervous. 730 00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:20,681 Dude, it's just 731 00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:20,681 a wedding toast. 732 00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:20,681 I know. 733 00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:23,684 I want it to be great, 734 00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:23,684 you know? I want this 735 00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:23,684 whole day to be great. 736 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:27,438 - It will be. 737 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:27,438 - Best man? 738 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:27,438 You're being summoned. 739 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:32,443 Oh, geez. What now? 740 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:32,443 Ted, seriously, relax. 741 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:32,443 Everything's f... 742 00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:34,695 Okay. And it's raining. 743 00:20:32,485 --> 00:20:34,695 Yeah. You were saying? 744 00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:36,864 You didn't happen to bring 745 00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:36,864 an umbrella, did you? 746 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:39,534 No, I didn't bring 747 00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:39,534 an umbrella. 748 00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:49,710 I mean, everyone told us 749 00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:49,710 that it might take a while, 750 00:20:49,752 --> 00:20:53,214 but we thought we might be 751 00:20:49,752 --> 00:20:53,214 the exception of the rule. 752 00:20:53,256 --> 00:20:55,299 Anyways, we're getting back 753 00:20:53,256 --> 00:20:55,299 on that horse. 754 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,801 I mean, feelin' good 755 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,801 about the future. 756 00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:02,390 Obviously, 757 00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:02,390 this goes without saying, 758 00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:04,725 but you won't tell Lily 759 00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:04,725 about any of this, right? 760 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,686 No! 761 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,686 No! 762 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,686 Of course not. 763 00:21:33,754 --> 00:21:34,713 English - US - Line 21