1 00:00:01,424 --> 00:00:03,301 Kids, in the fall of 2010, 2 00:00:03,342 --> 00:00:06,763 I was designing 3 00:00:03,342 --> 00:00:06,763 the new headquarters 4 00:00:03,342 --> 00:00:06,763 for Goliath National Bank, 5 00:00:06,805 --> 00:00:09,557 which meant working side by side 6 00:00:06,805 --> 00:00:09,557 with your Uncle Barney. 7 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:13,352 I love your idea about a giant 8 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:13,352 rooftop ring of fire you can 9 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:13,352 jump through with a motorcycle. 10 00:00:13,394 --> 00:00:17,440 But I tweaked it slightly, 11 00:00:13,394 --> 00:00:17,440 and this is still super badass. 12 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:21,068 It's now a patio garden 13 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:21,068 where you can bring 14 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:21,068 a nice bag lunch. 15 00:00:21,986 --> 00:00:24,280 Sick. 16 00:00:21,986 --> 00:00:24,280 Yeah. 17 00:00:24,322 --> 00:00:28,409 Dude, working together 18 00:00:24,322 --> 00:00:28,409 is gonna be legen... 19 00:00:28,451 --> 00:00:30,787 Wait for it. 20 00:00:30,829 --> 00:00:34,915 I'll send you an interoffice 21 00:00:30,829 --> 00:00:34,915 memo with the rest, 'cause 22 00:00:30,829 --> 00:00:34,915 we freakin' work together! 23 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:37,627 Everything 24 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:37,627 was going great... that is, 25 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:37,627 right up until Barney said... 26 00:00:37,669 --> 00:00:41,964 Oh! Big news. 27 00:00:37,669 --> 00:00:41,964 The board finally settled on 28 00:00:37,669 --> 00:00:41,964 a site for the building. 29 00:00:42,006 --> 00:00:43,924 It was the site of the Arcadian, 30 00:00:43,966 --> 00:00:45,593 one of New York's 31 00:00:43,966 --> 00:00:45,593 grandest old hotels. 32 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:48,429 In its heyday, 33 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:48,429 it was the New York home 34 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:48,429 to kings and queens. 35 00:00:48,471 --> 00:00:49,889 But lately... 36 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:53,976 mostly just queens. 37 00:00:54,018 --> 00:00:56,813 Hi, handsome. 38 00:00:54,018 --> 00:00:56,813 Lookin' for a date? 39 00:00:56,855 --> 00:00:58,815 Uh, no, thank you. 40 00:01:00,441 --> 00:01:02,819 Still got it. 41 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:06,989 - Barney, we have to talk. 42 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:06,989 - Sure. What's up? 43 00:01:07,031 --> 00:01:09,492 - Excuse me, Mr. Stinson. 44 00:01:07,031 --> 00:01:09,492 - Not now, Trish! 45 00:01:09,534 --> 00:01:11,661 But there's an urgent memo 46 00:01:09,534 --> 00:01:11,661 for Mr. Mosby. 47 00:01:14,873 --> 00:01:17,208 - ..."dary." 48 00:01:14,873 --> 00:01:17,208 - "Legendary!" 49 00:01:19,418 --> 00:01:21,003 So, what's on your mind? 50 00:01:21,045 --> 00:01:23,548 I can't design the building. 51 00:01:37,854 --> 00:01:40,481 Ooh, yeah. 52 00:01:40,523 --> 00:01:45,027 Oh, baby. No, no. 53 00:01:40,523 --> 00:01:45,027 Not the slipper socks 54 00:01:40,523 --> 00:01:45,027 with the rubber soles. 55 00:01:45,069 --> 00:01:47,321 I work so hard to... 56 00:01:45,069 --> 00:01:47,321 to set the mood, 57 00:01:47,363 --> 00:01:50,700 a-and when I see those, 58 00:01:47,363 --> 00:01:50,700 I feel the egg go... 59 00:01:50,742 --> 00:01:52,535 right back up 60 00:01:50,742 --> 00:01:52,535 my fallopian tube. 61 00:01:52,577 --> 00:01:55,037 Baby, these satin sheets 62 00:01:52,577 --> 00:01:55,037 are slippery. 63 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:57,122 - Papa needs traction. 64 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:57,122 - Traction? 65 00:01:57,164 --> 00:02:00,042 As you know, Papa likes 66 00:01:57,164 --> 00:02:00,042 to get down with enthusiasm. 67 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,920 Please stop calling 68 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,920 yourself "Papa." 69 00:02:01,961 --> 00:02:03,295 And without traction, 70 00:02:03,337 --> 00:02:05,256 Papa's likely to boogie 71 00:02:03,337 --> 00:02:05,256 himself right outta bed. 72 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:07,800 - It's either these 73 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:07,800 or soccer cleats. 74 00:02:08,593 --> 00:02:10,762 Hey, so I talked to Robin. 75 00:02:10,803 --> 00:02:13,765 I guess she and Max 76 00:02:10,803 --> 00:02:13,765 hooked up last night. 77 00:02:13,806 --> 00:02:16,809 Kids, as you 78 00:02:13,806 --> 00:02:16,809 may remember, Max was a friend 79 00:02:13,806 --> 00:02:16,809 of Marshall's from law school... 80 00:02:16,851 --> 00:02:19,103 with whom Robin was really 81 00:02:16,851 --> 00:02:19,103 starting to hit it off. 82 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:21,063 Nice! I love that guy. 83 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:24,609 Max is both his name and 84 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:24,609 his level of awesomeness. 85 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:28,070 Yeah, he's a sweet guy. 86 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:28,070 She feels really comfortable 87 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:28,070 with him. 88 00:02:28,112 --> 00:02:31,073 They bonded over hockey. 89 00:02:28,112 --> 00:02:31,073 I guess he has a small penis. 90 00:02:31,115 --> 00:02:34,076 - But they wanna 91 00:02:31,115 --> 00:02:34,076 double-date next weekend. 92 00:02:31,115 --> 00:02:34,076 - Yaah! 93 00:02:34,118 --> 00:02:37,079 - Why would you tell me that? 94 00:02:34,118 --> 00:02:37,079 - So you'll clear your schedule. 95 00:02:37,121 --> 00:02:40,541 - No. The other part. 96 00:02:37,121 --> 00:02:40,541 - Oh, the "small penis" thing? 97 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,710 Aah! Stop saying that! 98 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,710 Why do you keep saying that? 99 00:02:42,752 --> 00:02:44,169 I don't wanna know that. 100 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:46,923 I'm not gonna be able to 101 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:46,923 look the guy in the eye. 102 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:49,091 I'm certainly not gonna 103 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:49,091 be able to call him Max. 104 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:52,261 That's insane! Just because 105 00:02:49,133 --> 00:02:52,261 you know Max has a small penis. 106 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:54,054 Gaah! Just stop! 107 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,767 - You are kidding me. 108 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,767 - I'm sorry. 109 00:02:57,809 --> 00:03:00,269 I can't do this if it means 110 00:02:57,809 --> 00:03:00,269 tearing down the Arcadian. 111 00:03:00,311 --> 00:03:03,648 It's an architectural landmark. 112 00:03:00,311 --> 00:03:03,648 Plus, people live there. 113 00:03:03,689 --> 00:03:06,985 How does GNB plan to get 114 00:03:03,689 --> 00:03:06,985 hundreds of residents to just 115 00:03:03,689 --> 00:03:06,985 up and leave? 116 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:08,235 Snakes. 117 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:08,235 Did you just 118 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:08,235 say "snakes"? 119 00:03:08,277 --> 00:03:10,529 I don't recall 120 00:03:08,277 --> 00:03:10,529 saying "snakes." 121 00:03:10,571 --> 00:03:14,241 Ted, I know ya love crappy 122 00:03:10,571 --> 00:03:14,241 old stuff no one cares about, 123 00:03:14,283 --> 00:03:17,328 but I'm gonna give you 124 00:03:14,283 --> 00:03:17,328 four words to live by. 125 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:22,792 - "New is always better." 126 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:22,792 - New is always better? 127 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:25,003 You know who's 128 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:25,003 a million times hotter... 129 00:03:25,044 --> 00:03:27,129 than the hottest girl 130 00:03:25,044 --> 00:03:27,129 I've ever slept with? 131 00:03:27,171 --> 00:03:30,800 Her okay-looking friend 132 00:03:27,171 --> 00:03:30,800 I haven't seen naked. 133 00:03:30,842 --> 00:03:34,470 Why? Because 134 00:03:30,842 --> 00:03:34,470 new is always better. 135 00:03:34,512 --> 00:03:37,765 Mm-hmm. And this theory 136 00:03:34,512 --> 00:03:37,765 applies to everything? 137 00:03:34,512 --> 00:03:37,765 Everything. 138 00:03:37,807 --> 00:03:42,061 So, those new Star Wars movies... 139 00:03:37,807 --> 00:03:42,061 those are better 140 00:03:37,807 --> 00:03:42,061 than the old ones? 141 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:47,483 Yeah. The first three 142 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:47,483 barely mention the intricacies 143 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:47,483 of intergalactic trade law. 144 00:03:47,525 --> 00:03:50,194 Then when you're at 145 00:03:47,525 --> 00:03:50,194 a Guns N' Roses concert, 146 00:03:47,525 --> 00:03:50,194 you're, like, 147 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:52,237 "Yeah, yeah. 148 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:52,237 'Paradise City.' Whatever. 149 00:03:52,279 --> 00:03:55,700 When are they gonna rock me 150 00:03:52,279 --> 00:03:55,700 some 'Chinese Democracy'?" 151 00:03:55,741 --> 00:03:58,703 Axl's really matured 152 00:03:55,741 --> 00:03:58,703 as a songwriter, Ted. 153 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:01,163 Wendy, I'd like to buy 154 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:01,163 my friend a drink. 155 00:04:01,205 --> 00:04:03,958 - What's your oldest scotch? 156 00:04:01,205 --> 00:04:03,958 - Glen McKenna. 157 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,919 Aged 30 years in oak casks. 158 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,919 Amazing. 159 00:04:06,961 --> 00:04:09,088 And what's 160 00:04:06,961 --> 00:04:09,088 your newest scotch? 161 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:11,423 Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch. 162 00:04:11,465 --> 00:04:13,133 Don't let it 163 00:04:11,465 --> 00:04:13,133 touch your skin. 164 00:04:14,301 --> 00:04:16,136 Your call, buddy. 165 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:22,894 A glass of J-Jumbo Jim's 166 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:22,894 Grape Scotch sounds lovely. 167 00:04:22,935 --> 00:04:25,187 Lots of ice. 168 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:28,148 New is always better, Ted. 169 00:04:25,229 --> 00:04:28,148 That's a rule. 170 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:30,192 - Just like bigger 171 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:30,192 is always better. 172 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:33,988 That's not true. 173 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:33,988 Uh, sometimes 174 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:33,988 smaller is better. 175 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:36,908 "Hey, look how big 176 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:36,908 my cell phone is." 177 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:38,492 You don't hear people 178 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:38,492 say that. 179 00:04:38,534 --> 00:04:41,203 No, you want something 180 00:04:38,534 --> 00:04:41,203 compact and efficient... 181 00:04:41,245 --> 00:04:43,205 that fits comfortably 182 00:04:41,245 --> 00:04:43,205 in your pocket. 183 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,708 And I think Max 184 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,708 is just a great guy. 185 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,668 Lily told you. 186 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,668 Told him what? 187 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:49,712 Max has a small penis. 188 00:04:49,754 --> 00:04:51,213 Gaah! 189 00:04:51,255 --> 00:04:53,215 How can you speak 190 00:04:51,255 --> 00:04:53,215 of such things? 191 00:04:53,257 --> 00:04:57,344 - Girls talk about everything. 192 00:04:53,257 --> 00:04:57,344 - Size, shape, left-to-right 193 00:04:53,257 --> 00:04:57,344 leaning orientation. 194 00:04:57,386 --> 00:05:00,556 Length, resemblance 195 00:04:57,386 --> 00:05:00,556 to a historical figure, 196 00:04:57,386 --> 00:05:00,556 such as Winston Churchill. 197 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:02,683 Yes, that's one of you. 198 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:05,227 - Girth, grooming. 199 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:05,227 - How can you speak 200 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:05,227 of such things? 201 00:05:05,269 --> 00:05:07,105 You're kidding. 202 00:05:07,146 --> 00:05:09,899 Barney, every time I mention 203 00:05:07,146 --> 00:05:09,899 a woman you don't know, 204 00:05:09,941 --> 00:05:12,151 the first thing 205 00:05:09,941 --> 00:05:12,151 you say is, "Boobs?" 206 00:05:12,192 --> 00:05:16,238 Not the complete sentence, 207 00:05:12,192 --> 00:05:16,238 "Does she have big boobs?" 208 00:05:12,192 --> 00:05:16,238 which also would not be great. 209 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,240 Just, "Boobs?" 210 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:20,284 I do not do that. 211 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:20,284 My friend Lori from work. 212 00:05:20,325 --> 00:05:22,536 Boobs? Damn it! 213 00:05:22,578 --> 00:05:25,247 But, seriously... Boobs? 214 00:05:25,289 --> 00:05:28,084 So why is it okay for guys 215 00:05:25,289 --> 00:05:28,084 to talk about boobs, 216 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,878 but the moment 217 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,878 we bring up a topic 218 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,878 like Max's small penis... 219 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,254 [ Ted, Marshall, Barney 220 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,254 Scream ] 221 00:05:32,296 --> 00:05:34,506 I'm gonna pretend 222 00:05:32,296 --> 00:05:34,506 this conversation 223 00:05:32,296 --> 00:05:34,506 never happened. 224 00:05:34,548 --> 00:05:37,885 Impossible. 225 00:05:34,548 --> 00:05:37,885 Max's penis is stuck in 226 00:05:34,548 --> 00:05:37,885 my brain like a splinter. 227 00:05:37,927 --> 00:05:40,471 Like a splinter-sized 228 00:05:37,927 --> 00:05:40,471 splinter. 229 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:44,224 Speaking of 230 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:44,224 disappointing weenies, Ted, 231 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:44,224 tell them what ya told me. 232 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:47,645 I wanna ask 233 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:47,645 the board at GNB... 234 00:05:47,686 --> 00:05:49,647 to move the site 235 00:05:47,686 --> 00:05:49,647 for the new headquarters... 236 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:52,232 so we don't have to tear down 237 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:52,232 a classic old building. 238 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:55,694 I still don't get this. 239 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:55,694 Why, all of a sudden, 240 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:55,694 out of nowhere, 241 00:05:55,736 --> 00:05:57,696 do you want to ruin... 242 00:05:57,738 --> 00:06:00,282 Wait a minute. 243 00:06:00,324 --> 00:06:02,534 Who's the girl? 244 00:06:02,576 --> 00:06:04,411 - Oh, duh. 245 00:06:02,576 --> 00:06:04,411 - Of course 246 00:06:02,576 --> 00:06:04,411 there's a girl. 247 00:06:04,453 --> 00:06:08,916 What? I... There's no g-girl. 248 00:06:04,453 --> 00:06:08,916 Why would you even... 249 00:06:10,001 --> 00:06:12,294 Her name is Zoey. 250 00:06:12,336 --> 00:06:14,254 Boobs? 251 00:06:18,926 --> 00:06:20,886 Beautiful building, 252 00:06:18,926 --> 00:06:20,886 right? 253 00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:23,848 Look, mister, 254 00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:23,848 you are very convincing, 255 00:06:23,889 --> 00:06:26,475 and I am 256 00:06:23,889 --> 00:06:26,475 very flattered... 257 00:06:26,517 --> 00:06:29,103 confused even... 258 00:06:26,517 --> 00:06:29,103 but I'm not looking... 259 00:06:29,145 --> 00:06:31,939 Not a drag queen. 260 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:34,733 But you definitely have me 261 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:34,733 rethinking this eye shadow. 262 00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:38,737 Not only is she funny, hot 263 00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:38,737 and genetically female, 264 00:06:38,779 --> 00:06:40,948 but get this... 265 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:44,326 Look at the Palladian windows, 266 00:06:40,990 --> 00:06:44,326 the rusticated stonework, 267 00:06:44,368 --> 00:06:47,079 the marble cornices. 268 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:50,499 She's an architecture nerd! 269 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:50,499 A hot architecture nerd! 270 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:53,460 That's the dream. 271 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:53,460 Whose dream? 272 00:06:53,502 --> 00:06:55,546 We wound up 273 00:06:53,502 --> 00:06:55,546 talking for hours. 274 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,466 I love how old 275 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,466 parts of this city are. 276 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:02,928 It makes me feel 277 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:02,928 connected to history. 278 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:02,928 Old is always better. 279 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:05,389 I can't wait to be old. 280 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:05,389 Me too. 281 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:09,351 You can wear elastic everything. 282 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:09,351 Your lipstick doesn't have 283 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:09,351 to stay inside the lines. 284 00:07:09,393 --> 00:07:12,479 You can shoplift 285 00:07:09,393 --> 00:07:12,479 and pretend you're 286 00:07:09,393 --> 00:07:12,479 just confused. 287 00:07:12,521 --> 00:07:16,358 You can nap anywhere, 288 00:07:12,521 --> 00:07:16,358 even while driving. 289 00:07:12,521 --> 00:07:16,358 Uh-huh. 290 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,945 It's gonna be great. 291 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,945 Can't wait to be all rundown 292 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,945 and weathered and wrinkly. 293 00:07:21,363 --> 00:07:23,741 Well, I'd say you got 294 00:07:21,363 --> 00:07:23,741 a pretty long wait. 295 00:07:24,909 --> 00:07:26,618 That's sweet. 296 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,371 It would be sweeter 297 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,371 if you hadn't thought 298 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,371 I was a tranny before, 299 00:07:29,413 --> 00:07:31,082 but it's still sweet. 300 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:34,418 Aw, Ted, 301 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:34,418 that's so romantic. 302 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:38,256 I wanna fill a pillowcase 303 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:38,256 with dead batteries 304 00:07:34,459 --> 00:07:38,256 and beat you with it. 305 00:07:38,297 --> 00:07:40,716 Hey, Ted. 306 00:07:38,297 --> 00:07:40,716 Can I ask you something? 307 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:43,343 Anything. 308 00:07:47,472 --> 00:07:50,392 - Will you sign this petition? 309 00:07:50,434 --> 00:07:52,311 "Save the Arcadian." 310 00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:55,273 We are gonna stop the bastards 311 00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:55,273 at Goliath National Bank 312 00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:55,273 from demolishing it. 313 00:07:57,524 --> 00:07:59,860 Will you support us? 314 00:07:59,902 --> 00:08:01,987 And you said? 315 00:08:02,446 --> 00:08:04,406 Where do I sign? 316 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:09,453 Hmm. 317 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:09,453 Grape scotch. Not bad. 318 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,002 Ted, you only think 319 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,002 the Arcadian needs 320 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,002 to be saved... 321 00:08:17,044 --> 00:08:18,712 because some pretty girl 322 00:08:17,044 --> 00:08:18,712 thinks that. 323 00:08:18,754 --> 00:08:21,423 And, seriously, boobs? 324 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:24,593 This isn't about the girl. 325 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:24,593 It's about the building. 326 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:27,429 And what did 327 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:27,429 this "Zoey" say... 328 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:31,058 when she found out that 329 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:31,058 you're the one tearing down 330 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:31,058 her beloved Arcadian, 331 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,812 that you, Ted Mosby, 332 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,812 are the architect 333 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,812 of destruction? 334 00:08:34,853 --> 00:08:36,981 Whoa. Sweet 335 00:08:34,853 --> 00:08:36,981 wrestling name alert. 336 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,694 Well, uh, it's a... 337 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,694 it's a funny thing 338 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,694 about that. 339 00:08:42,736 --> 00:08:46,198 So, what do you do, Ted? 340 00:08:42,736 --> 00:08:46,198 I'm a veterinarian. 341 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,450 What? I panicked! 342 00:08:48,492 --> 00:08:51,120 This whole Arcadian thing 343 00:08:48,492 --> 00:08:51,120 is classic Mosby. 344 00:08:51,162 --> 00:08:53,455 Changing your personality 345 00:08:51,162 --> 00:08:53,455 to fit some girl. 346 00:08:53,497 --> 00:08:56,167 I don't do that. 347 00:08:57,376 --> 00:08:59,503 Well, off to meet Steph. 348 00:08:59,544 --> 00:09:02,422 We're adrenaline junkies. 349 00:09:03,548 --> 00:09:06,510 Ba-dum-bum. 350 00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:09,471 Penelope's taking me to 351 00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:09,471 the Battle of Gettysburg. 352 00:09:09,513 --> 00:09:11,890 We're gonna eat squirrel. 353 00:09:18,272 --> 00:09:20,149 Look, she's really hot, 354 00:09:18,272 --> 00:09:20,149 okay? 355 00:09:23,944 --> 00:09:26,071 Oh! 356 00:09:23,944 --> 00:09:26,071 Come on! Come on! 357 00:09:26,113 --> 00:09:28,407 We all change a little 358 00:09:26,113 --> 00:09:28,407 for whoever we're into. 359 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,450 Barney pretended 360 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,450 to be a rabbi 361 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,450 to get laid. 362 00:09:30,492 --> 00:09:33,495 Asian girls 363 00:09:30,492 --> 00:09:33,495 love them some Jews. 364 00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:36,498 And Marshall never would've 365 00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:36,498 listened to the Indigo Girls 366 00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:36,498 if it weren't for Lily. 367 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,876 Um, I think you got that 368 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,876 backwards there, chief. 369 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:42,046 And you're welcome. 370 00:09:42,087 --> 00:09:45,507 The point is, you weren't 371 00:09:42,087 --> 00:09:45,507 pretending to like the Indigo 372 00:09:42,087 --> 00:09:45,507 Girls for the other person. 373 00:09:45,549 --> 00:09:47,885 You realized you liked them 374 00:09:45,549 --> 00:09:47,885 because of the other person. 375 00:09:47,926 --> 00:09:51,389 Just like me, 376 00:09:47,926 --> 00:09:51,389 Zoey and the Arcadian. 377 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,849 Did GNB really put snakes 378 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,849 in the Arcadian? 379 00:09:53,891 --> 00:09:55,767 No. 380 00:09:55,809 --> 00:09:57,561 Technically, 381 00:09:55,809 --> 00:09:57,561 they were eggs. 382 00:09:57,602 --> 00:09:59,521 Did you just say... 383 00:09:57,602 --> 00:09:59,521 I don't recall 384 00:09:57,602 --> 00:09:59,521 saying "eggs." 385 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:03,525 So, I walk into 386 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:03,525 my boss's office, 387 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:07,529 and suddenly 388 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:07,529 I realize, "Holy crap. 389 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:07,529 I'm about to quit." 390 00:10:07,571 --> 00:10:10,532 Small penis. 391 00:10:07,571 --> 00:10:10,532 You have a small penis. 392 00:10:10,574 --> 00:10:13,994 Oh, that's super interesting, 393 00:10:10,574 --> 00:10:13,994 but you have a small penis. 394 00:10:14,036 --> 00:10:15,537 Damn it, Marshall! 395 00:10:14,036 --> 00:10:15,537 Okay, okay. 396 00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:19,417 Think of any two words 397 00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:19,417 other than "small" or "penis." 398 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,461 Got it. Small penis. 399 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,461 Damn it! 400 00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:25,630 Yeah, I think it is so cool 401 00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:25,630 that you started 402 00:10:22,502 --> 00:10:25,630 your own law firm. 403 00:10:25,672 --> 00:10:29,468 Well, right now 404 00:10:25,672 --> 00:10:29,468 it's a pretty small 405 00:10:25,672 --> 00:10:29,468 practice. 406 00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:31,053 Hey. Hey. 407 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,804 I'll bet 408 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,804 it's not that small. 409 00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:37,184 Bro, it's pretty small. 410 00:10:37,226 --> 00:10:40,187 But you know what they say. 411 00:10:37,226 --> 00:10:40,187 The important thing 412 00:10:37,226 --> 00:10:40,187 is how you use it. 413 00:10:40,229 --> 00:10:43,065 You know, 414 00:10:40,229 --> 00:10:43,065 "the motion of the ocean." 415 00:10:40,229 --> 00:10:43,065 That whole thing. 416 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:46,485 He said it's small, Marshall, 417 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:46,485 and everybody's fine with that. 418 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:46,485 Let's just move on. 419 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:50,489 I'm just saying that I bet 420 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:50,489 it's bigger than he thinks. 421 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:54,410 - And thick. 422 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:54,410 - No. Everything 423 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:54,410 about it is tiny. 424 00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:57,413 The office is tiny. 425 00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:57,413 The conference room is tiny. 426 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,706 Plus, I got 427 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,706 a very small staff. 428 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,706 Let's order! 429 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,211 As I was mustering 430 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,211 the courage to call Zoey... 431 00:11:04,253 --> 00:11:06,213 and tell her 432 00:11:04,253 --> 00:11:06,213 my true identity... 433 00:11:06,255 --> 00:11:08,548 "Zoey. I'm Batman." 434 00:11:10,008 --> 00:11:11,802 That'd be cool. 435 00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:13,804 The strangest thing happened. 436 00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:20,852 I need your help. 437 00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:20,852 Just to warn you, 438 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:24,440 what I'm about to show you 439 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:24,440 is not a hundred percent legal. 440 00:11:26,317 --> 00:11:29,403 Wasn't expecting bunnies. 441 00:11:26,317 --> 00:11:29,403 I stole 'em, Ted. 442 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:32,781 My animal rights group 443 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:32,781 liberated these guys from 444 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:32,781 an evil cosmetics company, 445 00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:34,992 and I figured, 446 00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:34,992 "Hey, Ted's a vet. 447 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,661 He can check them out 448 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,661 and make sure they're okay." 449 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:40,080 Absolutely. Just let me run up 450 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:40,080 and get my bag of vet supplies. 451 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:40,080 Okay. 452 00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:43,583 Why would I say that? 453 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:46,837 Well, I know 454 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:46,837 what I'm getting. 455 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:49,298 - What? 456 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:49,298 - The porterhouse. 457 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:53,635 I've had it here before. 458 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:53,635 It is like this. It's huge. 459 00:11:53,677 --> 00:11:56,555 Well, spare no expense, buddy. 460 00:11:53,677 --> 00:11:56,555 Dinner is on me. 461 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:59,641 And... And get dessert. 462 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:59,641 Maybe this molten chocolate 463 00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:59,641 lava cake? 464 00:11:59,683 --> 00:12:02,019 I just want you to be happy. 465 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,271 Thanks, man. 466 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,271 Next time, it is on me. 467 00:12:04,313 --> 00:12:05,856 - Aw. 468 00:12:04,313 --> 00:12:05,856 - Excuse me. 469 00:12:04,313 --> 00:12:05,856 I'll be right back. 470 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:08,400 - All right. 471 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:08,400 Totally. 472 00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:09,651 We'll just be here. 473 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:14,656 You're great. 474 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:16,658 Uh... 475 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:16,658 Thanks, bro. 476 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,869 It's, uh... 477 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,869 It's goin' on a while. 478 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,829 I know. 479 00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:22,456 Thanks. 480 00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,083 Damn, baby. Be cool. 481 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,919 - You're acting like 482 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,919 he has six months to live. 483 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,919 - It's your fault. 484 00:12:27,961 --> 00:12:30,630 You ladies and your 485 00:12:27,961 --> 00:12:30,630 salty sailor talk. 486 00:12:30,672 --> 00:12:33,675 Oh, come on! What about you men 487 00:12:30,672 --> 00:12:33,675 and your locker room talk? 488 00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:37,262 "Locker room talk." 489 00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:37,262 Do you wanna know what it's 490 00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:37,262 like in a men's locker room? 491 00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:39,181 Hey. 492 00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:39,181 Hey. 493 00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:41,683 It's just a bunch 494 00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:41,683 of uncomfortable dudes... 495 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:44,269 trying to get out of there 496 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:44,269 as quickly as possible. 497 00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:48,190 And one old guy 498 00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:48,190 just lettin' it all hang out. 499 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:51,026 Are you suggesting that guys 500 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:51,026 don't talk about sex? 501 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:53,737 Yes, we do, 502 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:53,737 but you know what we say? 503 00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:56,490 "I hit that." 504 00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:56,490 "I got some." 505 00:12:56,532 --> 00:12:59,368 "I tapped it." 506 00:12:56,532 --> 00:12:59,368 "I squeezed those." 507 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,912 - Discreet and efficient. 508 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,912 - Not to mention classy. 509 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,955 Thank God 510 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,955 that I'm not dating. 511 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,708 If I thought that Lily 512 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,708 talked in that much detail 513 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,708 about our sex life, 514 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,668 I'd probably kill myself. 515 00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:15,717 Oh, no. 516 00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:15,717 What did you tell her? 517 00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:18,845 I told her nothing. 518 00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:18,845 We don't talk about you. 519 00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:20,931 Are you sure? 520 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:24,309 Yeah! That argument 521 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:24,309 has no traction whatsoever. 522 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:30,649 Wait. You just broke in and 523 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:30,649 stole these guys? Aren't you 524 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:30,649 worried about getting arrested? 525 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,735 Nah, I've been arrested 526 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,735 lots of times. 527 00:13:43,662 --> 00:13:45,956 "Chinese Democracy"! 528 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,583 Wow. 529 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,751 You're a little bit crazy. 530 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,546 Well, I'm usually crazy 531 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,546 for a good cause. 532 00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,756 I can't just sit by 533 00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,756 while voiceless people... 534 00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:57,468 or animals or even buildings 535 00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:57,468 get screwed over. 536 00:13:57,509 --> 00:14:02,681 I'm certainly not gonna just sit 537 00:13:57,509 --> 00:14:02,681 by while GNB turns the Arcadian 538 00:13:57,509 --> 00:14:02,681 into a soulless metal box. 539 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:06,059 Yeah. Yeah. 540 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:06,059 Although I hear there's 541 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:06,059 a lovely rooftop patio... 542 00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:08,437 where folks can enjoy 543 00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:08,437 a nice bag lunch. 544 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:12,107 Ted, I will find the bastards 545 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:12,107 at GNB responsible for this, 546 00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:13,775 and I promise you, 547 00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:16,861 I will take... them... down. 548 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:20,407 Cuckoo! 549 00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:24,786 Ted, this woman 550 00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:24,786 is an anarchist, 551 00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:24,786 a sociopath, a lunatic. 552 00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:27,998 And, for the love of God, 553 00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:27,998 boobs? 554 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,834 Solid "C" cup, 555 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,834 perky bounce. 556 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,834 Momentary grudging respect. 557 00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:37,799 Zoey does what she 558 00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:37,799 believes is right, and I 559 00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:37,799 wanna do the same thing. 560 00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:39,801 We have to find a new site 561 00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:39,801 for this building. 562 00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:41,512 Ted, that is never 563 00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:41,512 gonna happen. 564 00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,805 Well, I can't tear down 565 00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,805 the Arcadian. 566 00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:46,975 I'm sorry, 567 00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:46,975 but I'm off the project. 568 00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:50,646 - Hey, guys, I appreciate 569 00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:50,646 the great turnout, 570 00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:54,441 but just so we're all 571 00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:54,441 on the same page, this is not 572 00:14:50,688 --> 00:14:54,441 a rally to legalize marijuana. 573 00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:56,485 Aw, bummer. 574 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,574 - Hey. 575 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,574 - Hey, Ted! 576 00:15:02,616 --> 00:15:04,451 I'm so glad you came. 577 00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:07,829 Well, you really 578 00:15:04,493 --> 00:15:07,829 got to me the other night. 579 00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:09,998 I wanna get involved 580 00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:09,998 with "Save the Arcadian." 581 00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:09,998 Great. 582 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,792 I'll grab you 583 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,792 a picket sign. 584 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,792 Hmm. 585 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:16,755 Do you want 586 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:16,755 "GNB puts the 'douche' 587 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:16,755 in 'fiduciary'"... 588 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,218 or "It's always 589 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,218 4:20 somewhere"? 590 00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:23,721 Dudes, 591 00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:23,721 you forgot your signs! 592 00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:26,348 As I looked up at that 593 00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:26,348 magnificent old structure, 594 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,560 I realized 595 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,560 I wasn't letting my feelings 596 00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,560 for Zoey mislead me. 597 00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:31,811 This building really 598 00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:31,811 was worth saving. 599 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,861 Ted, everything okay? 600 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,861 Yeah, um... Uh... 601 00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:47,077 You work for GNB? 602 00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,540 Dude, why are you dressed 603 00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,540 like a wizard? 604 00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:53,833 She was really hot, okay? 605 00:16:04,553 --> 00:16:07,180 - How the hell could you 606 00:16:04,553 --> 00:16:07,180 do that? 607 00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:10,768 Simple. I rented the chair. 608 00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:10,768 The bunny was here already. 609 00:16:07,222 --> 00:16:10,768 That was lucky. 610 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,645 I waited to do the dramatic 611 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,645 swivel until I heard your key 612 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,645 enter the door... 613 00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:15,897 - The billboard, Barney. 614 00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:15,897 - I had to. 615 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:18,900 Now that you have no shot 616 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:18,900 with the girl, you realize you 617 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:18,900 never cared about the building, 618 00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:20,736 and everything 619 00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:20,736 can go back to normal. 620 00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:24,281 You're wrong. I do care. 621 00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:24,281 And I'm still quitting. 622 00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:27,909 Don't you get it, Ted? 623 00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:27,909 We're tearing down 624 00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:27,909 the Arcadian either way. 625 00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:31,705 It's a stupid, old, 626 00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:31,705 piece-of-crap, rundown, 627 00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:31,705 snake-infested dump. 628 00:16:31,747 --> 00:16:34,916 Okay. Are there 629 00:16:31,747 --> 00:16:34,916 or aren't there snakes? 630 00:16:31,747 --> 00:16:34,916 Who mentioned snakes? 631 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:38,920 And stop shouting. 632 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:38,920 You're scaring Cottontail. 633 00:16:38,962 --> 00:16:41,632 You named the rabbit? 634 00:16:38,962 --> 00:16:41,632 You took longer to get here 635 00:16:38,962 --> 00:16:41,632 than I thought. 636 00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,717 We bonded. 637 00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,717 I'm keeping her. 638 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:48,930 The point is, you now 639 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:48,930 have a chance to design 640 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:48,930 your own building. 641 00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:51,725 Dude, you can do 642 00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:51,725 whatever you want with it. 643 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:55,937 You're right. You're right. 644 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:55,937 I can design it however I want. 645 00:16:55,979 --> 00:16:58,273 So, you're back in? 646 00:16:58,315 --> 00:17:00,692 Yeah. 647 00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,986 That night, as I worked 648 00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,986 on a new design... 649 00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,904 that just might solve 650 00:17:03,027 --> 00:17:04,904 all my problems, 651 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,495 Marshall was visited 652 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,495 by a disturbing vision. 653 00:17:11,536 --> 00:17:13,747 Ugh, he thinks 654 00:17:11,536 --> 00:17:13,747 I like this, 655 00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:15,957 but it feels 656 00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:15,957 disgusting. 657 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:18,960 Uh, it looks disgusting. 658 00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:21,963 Um... Uh, is this 659 00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:21,963 workin' for you? 660 00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:23,965 "Uh, is this 661 00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:23,965 workin' for you?" 662 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:27,302 Oh, of course, because 663 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:27,302 what woman doesn't like 664 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:27,302 being slobbered on... 665 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:30,263 while some giant paws 666 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:30,263 at her nether regions... 667 00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:32,891 like Lennie from 668 00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:32,891 Of Mice and Men? 669 00:17:32,932 --> 00:17:34,976 Oh, you're bad! 670 00:17:32,932 --> 00:17:34,976 More cosmos? 671 00:17:35,018 --> 00:17:36,603 Mmm. 672 00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:39,981 I can't... I can't do this! 673 00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:39,981 I can't stop thinking 674 00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:39,981 about you and Robin! 675 00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:41,566 Well, I've had that 676 00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:41,566 a couple times. 677 00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:44,486 Just lean into it 678 00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:44,486 and let it fuel things. 679 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,363 Look... No. 680 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,363 You know what? 681 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:49,157 Why don't you just... 682 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:49,157 Why don't you just 683 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:49,157 call Robin, okay, 684 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,826 and have a good laugh 685 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,826 about it? 686 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:57,999 Traction could've 687 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:57,999 prevented that. 688 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:05,507 Well, hope you don't mind 689 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:05,507 we made some changes 690 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:05,507 to the billboard. 691 00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:12,389 Well, that explains 692 00:18:09,386 --> 00:18:12,389 a few voice mails. 693 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,933 Listen, Zoey, I think 694 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,933 we can save the Arcadian. 695 00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:17,394 No, maybe not in the way 696 00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:17,394 you were picturing, 697 00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:20,564 but I stayed up all night 698 00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:20,564 working on a new concept, 699 00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:20,564 okay? 700 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:23,734 What if my design 701 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:23,734 could incorporate 702 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:23,734 the Arcadian's facade... 703 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:26,361 into the new 704 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:26,361 GNB headquarters? 705 00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:28,530 Kids, it was one of 706 00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:28,530 those moments in life... 707 00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:32,992 where everything 708 00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:32,992 comes together... the girl, 709 00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:32,992 the building, everything. 710 00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:35,579 Until... 711 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,163 Are you married? 712 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,163 Yeah. 713 00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:41,000 So you're saying the facade 714 00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:41,000 will be completely preserved? 715 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:49,050 This isn't about the girl. 716 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:49,050 It's about the building. 717 00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:52,053 Yeah, it was about the girl. 718 00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:52,053 - Ted? 719 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,932 What... What are you doing? 720 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,932 This wouldn't work. 721 00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,100 Zoey, the Arcadian 722 00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,100 was a really great 723 00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,100 building once, 724 00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,102 but it's falling apart, 725 00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,102 and it's full of snakes. 726 00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:00,729 Snakes? 727 00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:00,729 I don't recall 728 00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:00,729 saying "snakes." 729 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,066 Then he gets this panicked 730 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,066 look on his face, 731 00:19:05,108 --> 00:19:07,945 says, "I can't do this" 732 00:19:05,108 --> 00:19:07,945 and storms out. 733 00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:11,114 - Wow, that is weird. 734 00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:11,114 - But here's the crazier part. 735 00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:13,074 No! You know what? 736 00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:16,077 Papa don't back down 737 00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:16,077 from a fight. 738 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:18,580 So why don't you tell Robin 739 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:18,580 about this! 740 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,126 It was amazing. 741 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:28,089 He was passionate, 742 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:28,089 animalistic, 743 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:28,089 a complete stud. 744 00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:30,174 Wow! 745 00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:33,386 - So he's right there 746 00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:33,386 making you say all this, huh? 747 00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:33,386 - Yep. 748 00:19:33,428 --> 00:19:37,891 "'You're like a Greek god,' 749 00:19:33,428 --> 00:19:37,891 I moaned, as the"... 750 00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:41,102 - I can't read that, baby. 751 00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:41,102 - Musky scent of man. 752 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:43,897 "As the musky scent of man... 753 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:47,108 and Marshall's 754 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:47,108 sure-footed traction... 755 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:50,779 intoxicated 756 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:50,779 and overpowered me." 757 00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,530 That sounds real. 758 00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,449 And as for Zoey, 759 00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:54,449 it was funny. 760 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:57,494 I'd lied to her 761 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:57,494 and completely let her down, 762 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:57,494 and I barely knew the girl. 763 00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:59,120 But there was 764 00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:59,120 something about her. 765 00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:02,666 I couldn't help but wonder 766 00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:02,666 if I'd ever see her again. 767 00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:04,083 Hey, Mosby! 768 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:10,131 You're gonna have to come out 769 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:10,131 of your hole at some point, 770 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:10,131 you son of a bitch! 771 00:20:10,173 --> 00:20:14,928 - Yeah. Legalize it! 772 00:20:10,173 --> 00:20:14,928 - Dude! 773 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:18,890 Ready, aim, fire! 774 00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:22,101 Why, yes. Yes, I would 775 00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:22,101 see her again. 776 00:20:26,272 --> 00:20:27,565 Hey. 777 00:20:26,272 --> 00:20:27,565 Hey. 778 00:20:27,607 --> 00:20:29,651 Hey. 779 00:20:27,607 --> 00:20:29,651 Hey. 780 00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:33,655 - How's it goin' with Robin? 781 00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:33,655 - Uh, I think I have 782 00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:33,655 to break up with her. 783 00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:36,157 You with her? 784 00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:36,157 Why? 785 00:20:36,199 --> 00:20:38,743 Yeah, well, there's this... 786 00:20:38,785 --> 00:20:41,705 kind of weird thing 787 00:20:38,785 --> 00:20:41,705 she likes to do 788 00:20:38,785 --> 00:20:41,705 in the bedroom. 789 00:20:41,746 --> 00:20:45,458 Just... makes me 790 00:20:41,746 --> 00:20:45,458 uncomfortable. 791 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,670 - I get it. 792 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,670 - Yeah, that is not 793 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,670 for everyone. 794 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,505 Okay. What's not 795 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,505 for everyone? 796 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:54,718 Guys, come on! 797 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:54,718 What is it? 798 00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:58,013 Come on, bro. 799 00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:58,013 It's a locker room. 800 00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:01,516 I... 801 00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:06,479 What do you think 802 00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:06,479 it was, Murray? 803 00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:34,716 US - English - Line 21