1 00:00:01,115 --> 00:00:03,321 And so, due to one architectural oversight, 2 00:00:03,446 --> 00:00:05,891 the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 3 00:00:06,016 --> 00:00:08,445 claimed the lives of 75 people. 4 00:00:09,932 --> 00:00:12,164 Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, 5 00:00:12,289 --> 00:00:14,133 but happy Halloween, ya crazies! 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,055 Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later? 7 00:00:19,223 --> 00:00:20,502 Nah, I got a thing. 8 00:00:20,627 --> 00:00:22,517 But you kids have fun trick or treating. 9 00:00:22,685 --> 00:00:23,726 This is our treat. 10 00:00:24,145 --> 00:00:26,104 You're the coolest, Professor Mosby. 11 00:00:26,272 --> 00:00:27,472 Well, hot dog. 12 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,275 - Did it hurt? - What? 13 00:00:30,443 --> 00:00:33,843 Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass. 14 00:00:34,238 --> 00:00:36,828 It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, 15 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,032 it's her heart. 16 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:39,733 My class loves me. 17 00:00:39,858 --> 00:00:41,911 I'm really making an impression on those guys. 18 00:00:43,557 --> 00:00:45,581 I'd like to make impression on those guys. 19 00:00:45,991 --> 00:00:48,384 Man, I love the office Halloween party. 20 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:51,504 It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party. 21 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:53,172 Though not as freaky 22 00:00:53,297 --> 00:00:55,347 as the office President's Day Rave. 23 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,344 Or the office Tu B'Shvat Pajama Jammy-Jam. 24 00:00:59,472 --> 00:01:01,014 Hey, guys. Hey, Boss. 25 00:01:01,182 --> 00:01:02,682 Hey, Randy. You want a beer? 26 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:04,309 No, thank you. I brew my own. 27 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,982 At the risk of bragging, my Hazelnut Pilsner won fourth prize 28 00:01:08,107 --> 00:01:11,941 at the Weehawken Retirement Home Clam Bake and Wheelchair Maintenance Picnic. 29 00:01:12,109 --> 00:01:14,861 I wouldn't consider any part of that bragging. 30 00:01:15,390 --> 00:01:17,390 It just occurred to me, is your friend... 31 00:01:17,515 --> 00:01:19,115 What's her name? Garbin, Flabin... 32 00:01:19,867 --> 00:01:22,952 Robin. That's it, yeah. Is she gonna be here? Not that I really care. 33 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,579 Robin has another party to go to. 34 00:01:24,747 --> 00:01:26,141 No! Damn it! 35 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:29,000 - I'm leaving. - But she might stop by later. 36 00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:31,666 I guess I can hang out a little longer. 37 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:39,827 So, anyone going to see the Halloween parade? 38 00:01:40,386 --> 00:01:43,097 We were big fans of New York's annual Halloween parade. 39 00:01:43,265 --> 00:01:46,068 I don't mean the one that takes place Halloween night in the Village. 40 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,728 I mean the one that takes place the morning of November 1st... 41 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:52,382 the Annual Post Halloween Walk of Shame Parade. 42 00:01:52,621 --> 00:01:53,941 Look at them heading home 43 00:01:54,109 --> 00:01:56,309 after their dirty, filthy hookups. 44 00:01:58,756 --> 00:02:00,706 Looks like that bee got busy. 45 00:02:01,317 --> 00:02:04,753 Looks like that French maid didn't turn down somebody's bed. 46 00:02:04,878 --> 00:02:08,028 Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees. 47 00:02:08,153 --> 00:02:09,608 - Come on. - That's a line. 48 00:02:09,733 --> 00:02:11,417 - It's because of the... - We get it. 49 00:02:11,585 --> 00:02:13,169 Does it get any better than this? 50 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:17,048 Yes, it does. 51 00:02:20,569 --> 00:02:21,569 Crap. 52 00:02:22,012 --> 00:02:23,934 Team Who's this fucking mother? 53 00:02:24,101 --> 00:02:26,641 Kyros, MiniBen314, Titou, Strex 54 00:02:27,434 --> 00:02:29,769 Dark_Chii, H3AV3N, Titou, TTT 55 00:02:29,937 --> 00:02:31,938 MiniBen314, Titou 56 00:02:32,189 --> 00:02:34,732 6x07 - Canning Randy (1.00) www.sous-titres.eu ::. 57 00:02:37,526 --> 00:02:38,611 There she is... 58 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:41,462 Florence-Night-In-Bed With-A-Stranger. 59 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:45,243 - So, who's the lucky patient? - I don't want to talk about it. 60 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:48,287 Please tell me you're not hooking up with one of your co-anchors again. 61 00:02:48,455 --> 00:02:51,290 - My co-anchor's a woman. - Please tell me you are. 62 00:02:51,721 --> 00:02:53,000 Robin had always believed 63 00:02:53,168 --> 00:02:56,379 the key to success was intelligence, hard work and professionalism. 64 00:02:56,547 --> 00:02:58,548 Her new co-anchor had a different philosophy. 65 00:03:02,052 --> 00:03:03,636 It's the Farhampton Boat Show! 66 00:03:07,141 --> 00:03:10,268 Remember 5th, 6th and 7th at the Farhampton Civic Center. 67 00:03:11,979 --> 00:03:13,581 Come on down. 68 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,234 You did a commercial? 69 00:03:18,527 --> 00:03:19,527 Why not? 70 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,447 You're a journalist! Don't you wanna be taken seriously? 71 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:23,906 No. I'm cute. 72 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:27,326 Well, if you really think this is going to help your image. 73 00:03:28,912 --> 00:03:30,163 Boats, boats, boats! 74 00:03:31,432 --> 00:03:33,232 Robin, a little help here? 75 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,379 You gotta not worry so much about being liked. 76 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:41,674 Easy for you to say. Everybody loves you at your job. 77 00:03:42,026 --> 00:03:43,593 That was true of my teaching job. 78 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:46,137 But I was also designing the new headquarters 79 00:03:46,305 --> 00:03:47,847 for GNB, and well... 80 00:03:49,558 --> 00:03:51,267 We don't like you! 81 00:03:52,311 --> 00:03:54,977 What do you say to yourself, tearing down a beautiful, old building 82 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,689 to put up a stupid bank headquarters? 83 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,363 Boo... 84 00:03:59,819 --> 00:04:00,819 freakin'... 85 00:04:00,944 --> 00:04:01,944 hoo. 86 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,113 Boo freakin' hoo? That's it? 87 00:04:05,115 --> 00:04:08,201 The Arcadian is an architecturally significant... 88 00:04:08,369 --> 00:04:10,124 Architecturally significant? 89 00:04:11,258 --> 00:04:13,539 You're very pretty. Your hair smells great. 90 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:15,583 Shampoo. You should try it sometime. 91 00:04:15,751 --> 00:04:18,169 You don't know the first thing about architecture. 92 00:04:18,683 --> 00:04:20,637 Key, Ted Mosby's car. 93 00:04:20,964 --> 00:04:21,964 Go on. 94 00:04:22,132 --> 00:04:23,470 I'm a professor, okay? 95 00:04:23,595 --> 00:04:26,135 I teach this stuff at one of the best colleges in the country. 96 00:04:26,502 --> 00:04:29,417 I don't go down to your place of non-employment and lecture you 97 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:32,212 about how your little protest is a misguided waste of time, 98 00:04:32,337 --> 00:04:34,114 except, whoops, I just did. 99 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:35,311 Ha-burn. 100 00:04:35,479 --> 00:04:37,980 - Good, the eggs are here. - Well, I should head up. 101 00:04:38,358 --> 00:04:40,020 No, GNB was not popular. 102 00:04:40,145 --> 00:04:43,569 That's why every year they produced a video to improve the bank's image. 103 00:04:43,737 --> 00:04:46,998 What makes Goliath National Bank different from other big banks? 104 00:04:47,123 --> 00:04:48,991 Here at GNB, we care. 105 00:04:49,702 --> 00:04:51,982 I care about our precious Earth. 106 00:04:54,509 --> 00:04:56,209 I care about old people. 107 00:04:57,459 --> 00:05:00,698 I care about high-yield offshore investments. 108 00:05:00,823 --> 00:05:02,241 And so does Tugboat here. 109 00:05:02,366 --> 00:05:04,402 Isn't that right, Tugboat? Yeah. 110 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,702 Okay, get that camera out of my face 111 00:05:07,827 --> 00:05:09,720 before I flip you like a cheese omelet. 112 00:05:09,988 --> 00:05:11,472 All you have to do is say, 113 00:05:11,597 --> 00:05:14,767 "I care about making dreams come true." 114 00:05:14,944 --> 00:05:17,793 First of all, that line makes me sound like a hooker 115 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,189 and saying it makes me feel like a hooker. 116 00:05:20,357 --> 00:05:22,403 Everyone is in this video. 117 00:05:22,528 --> 00:05:23,859 Randy's in the video. 118 00:05:24,055 --> 00:05:26,101 I don't want to brag, but in 29 takes, 119 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,863 I only threw up thrice. 120 00:05:29,105 --> 00:05:31,325 Randy, did you send the Hermanson contracts downtown? 121 00:05:31,530 --> 00:05:32,310 I did. 122 00:05:32,435 --> 00:05:33,953 I sent them downtown. 123 00:05:34,121 --> 00:05:36,956 Why are you saying it like that? They never arrived at the downtown office. 124 00:05:37,272 --> 00:05:38,272 They... 125 00:05:38,615 --> 00:05:41,708 To make sure we're on the same page, is "send them downtown" 126 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,963 not an expression for shredding a document? 127 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:46,048 You shredded them? 128 00:05:46,216 --> 00:05:47,709 I sent them downtown. 129 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:49,468 You know, down into the shredder. 130 00:05:49,636 --> 00:05:50,761 You feed the paper 131 00:05:50,929 --> 00:05:53,556 in a downwards fashion, so that's where the expression comes from. 132 00:05:53,724 --> 00:05:56,100 That's not an expression! That has never been an expression! 133 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,728 I can fix this. I am all over this project. 134 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:04,798 I'll say this, there is no quit in that guy. 135 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:08,134 - You should fire him. - Okay, that, that right there. 136 00:06:08,259 --> 00:06:10,573 That attitude is exactly why I won't be in your video. 137 00:06:10,698 --> 00:06:12,216 Because GNB doesn't care. 138 00:06:12,341 --> 00:06:14,410 They hand out pink slips like they're hors d'oeuvres. 139 00:06:14,787 --> 00:06:16,621 Last week, I was talking to Arthur... 140 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,749 You're wearing a green tie now. 141 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,444 I'm wearing a green tie. 142 00:06:23,547 --> 00:06:25,492 GNB treats people like they're disposable, 143 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:27,288 and I will not be a part of that. 144 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:28,490 Marshall Eriksen 145 00:06:28,615 --> 00:06:31,594 does not fire people, period. 146 00:06:33,251 --> 00:06:36,265 Just want you to know, we are making good progress on this new project. 147 00:06:37,461 --> 00:06:39,646 You gentlemen keep talking, I will answer that. 148 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:41,937 Marshall Eriksen's office. 149 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:44,526 Yeah, I can get that for you. Just a second. 150 00:06:48,485 --> 00:06:50,239 Bank. The B stands for bank. 151 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,323 Okay, Mother, I'll see you tonight. 152 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,867 Yikes. I'd better get Mr. Messy a napkin. 153 00:06:55,970 --> 00:07:02,044 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 154 00:07:03,842 --> 00:07:04,842 Period. 155 00:07:05,645 --> 00:07:07,129 Tell me who you slept with! 156 00:07:07,297 --> 00:07:08,964 I don't want to get into it. 157 00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:11,384 It's someone we know. 158 00:07:11,854 --> 00:07:14,553 If it was some ding dong we didn't know, you'd just give me his name. 159 00:07:14,721 --> 00:07:15,579 Fine. 160 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:17,187 It's Bill Pepper. 161 00:07:18,451 --> 00:07:19,850 Bill Pepper. 162 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,812 Kind of a coincidence there happens to be 163 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,147 a bill and a pepper shaker here on the table. 164 00:07:25,753 --> 00:07:29,193 Any chance you and Bill had a three-way with Fork Napkin? 165 00:07:30,529 --> 00:07:32,065 It's someone we know! 166 00:07:34,491 --> 00:07:37,570 I'm assuming you all read the chapters on the Greek Revival architecture. 167 00:07:37,695 --> 00:07:38,577 Questions? 168 00:07:38,745 --> 00:07:40,496 Yes. How do you sleep at night? 169 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,510 - What are you doing here? - It was recently made clear to me 170 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,312 that I don't know the first thing about architecture, so... 171 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,215 here I am. 172 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,474 Very well. 173 00:07:55,964 --> 00:07:57,449 Let's get started. 174 00:07:57,980 --> 00:08:00,136 Some examples of Greek Revival architecture... 175 00:08:01,598 --> 00:08:03,726 Is The Arcadian Greek Revival? 176 00:08:06,568 --> 00:08:08,272 What's The Arcadian? 177 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,594 It's just this beautiful, old building 178 00:08:10,719 --> 00:08:12,776 that Professor Mosby wants to tear down. 179 00:08:12,944 --> 00:08:13,944 What? No. 180 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:15,926 Professor Mosby loves old buildings. 181 00:08:16,051 --> 00:08:17,656 He wouldn't do that. Right, Ted? 182 00:08:20,134 --> 00:08:21,785 Getting back to Greek Revival... 183 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:24,288 I lost them. 184 00:08:24,456 --> 00:08:25,983 Look, you're new at teaching. 185 00:08:26,108 --> 00:08:29,901 In my kindergarten class, I have had plenty of troublesome students. 186 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:32,129 Like Johnny Marley... 187 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:43,561 He and that little stuffed horsey raised all kinds of hell. 188 00:08:44,003 --> 00:08:47,019 But I have a simple method for shutting down troublemakers. 189 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:50,259 You know that '98 Taurus that's always parked outside? 190 00:08:50,384 --> 00:08:52,316 The one with the really annoying alarm? 191 00:09:02,397 --> 00:09:03,744 We're familiar with it. 192 00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:06,663 When a kid like Johnny acts up in my class... 193 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,136 Shuts them right up. 194 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:23,377 My students are adults, and I treat them that way. 195 00:09:23,502 --> 00:09:26,350 I'll give them more candy and make them a mix CD. Problem solved. 196 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:28,977 Baby, what's wrong? 197 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:32,481 Something bad happened. 198 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:36,270 - Have you seen... - Before that, 199 00:09:36,395 --> 00:09:38,938 regarding the earlier project I was working on... 200 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,533 Voilà! 201 00:09:41,066 --> 00:09:42,550 That's the Hermanson contract? 202 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:44,064 The Hermanson contract? 203 00:09:44,548 --> 00:09:47,092 Oh, man, this is the Filbert contract. 204 00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:48,217 Damn it! 205 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:50,622 Anyway, what's your thing? 206 00:09:51,312 --> 00:09:52,793 I need the Filbert contract! 207 00:09:58,236 --> 00:09:59,402 I'll do what I can. 208 00:09:59,527 --> 00:10:02,937 But in my experience, twice shredded is fairly permanent. 209 00:10:04,841 --> 00:10:06,095 Sorry, Randy, 210 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:08,618 but this just isn't working out. 211 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,561 Marshall popped his cherry! 212 00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:15,148 Come on, Marshall, you have to admit, the guy was a disaster. 213 00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:17,516 It reflected badly on the company. 214 00:10:17,738 --> 00:10:19,889 He was an embarrassment. 215 00:10:20,014 --> 00:10:21,321 A huge embarrassment. 216 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,740 You slept with Randy! 217 00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:24,950 What? 218 00:10:25,118 --> 00:10:27,518 It's elementary, my dear Scherbatson. 219 00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:32,416 Your co-host is getting super-popular because of her stupid commercial, 220 00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:36,879 So, when you arrived at the GNB party after we left, 221 00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:38,897 you were feeling vulnerable 222 00:10:39,192 --> 00:10:40,192 and drunk. 223 00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:43,760 Then, from across the not-so-crowded conference room, 224 00:10:44,191 --> 00:10:45,637 your eyes met. 225 00:10:50,435 --> 00:10:51,810 And as we all remember... 226 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,393 Randy has a unique condition. 227 00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:56,773 Your nose is bleeding like a faucet. 228 00:10:57,237 --> 00:11:00,444 God, this happens every time I get an erection, I am so sorry. 229 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,452 That's... 230 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,702 exactly what happened. 231 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:14,291 If getting fired is an execution, at least the guy had a last meal. 232 00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:17,127 I promise you, tomorrow you'll feel a lot better. 233 00:11:20,006 --> 00:11:21,131 What's going on? 234 00:11:21,299 --> 00:11:23,550 I just wanted to say, no hard feelings. 235 00:11:24,705 --> 00:11:25,705 Thank you. 236 00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:27,971 So where are you headed now? 237 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:31,692 Downtown. 238 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:40,033 It's okay, baby. 239 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,486 It wasn't okay. So the next morning... 240 00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:44,905 Arthur, I'm here because I made a mistake. 241 00:11:45,073 --> 00:11:46,365 I fired Randy yesterday. 242 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:49,117 That was a mistake. You should have fired him a year ago. 243 00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:50,285 No, sir, 244 00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:54,509 that is what's wrong with this company. How can we say "GNB Cares," 245 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,792 and then turn around and treat someone like that? 246 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,753 Sure, he made a few mistakes, but everybody makes mistakes. 247 00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:02,096 Like Tugboat here. 248 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,508 I bet you he's made some mistakes. 249 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,094 And you didn't fire Tugboat, did you? 250 00:12:07,489 --> 00:12:09,471 No, I got him fixed, and he calmed down. 251 00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,260 Exactly... kind of. 252 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,643 Randy doesn't need to be fired. He needs to be fixed. 253 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:17,980 We do some pretty bad things around here, but I... 254 00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:20,311 Sir, I'm saying instead of getting rid of someone 255 00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:23,193 when they screw up, we should... we should help them. 256 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,060 We should nurture them. 257 00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:34,496 I changed the ice pack on his crotch every hour for three days. 258 00:12:37,646 --> 00:12:40,509 If you want to un-fire Randy, I support you, 259 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,963 because to come in here and say what you just said, 260 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:45,215 you've got a couple things that Tugboat doesn't. 261 00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:52,848 Prof Rock is a really good mix, okay? 262 00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:55,327 A piece of New York history is being torn down, 263 00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:58,252 and all you could say was "Boo freakin' hoo"? 264 00:12:59,731 --> 00:13:03,275 I may have mentioned our conversation over a session of hacky sack. 265 00:13:03,632 --> 00:13:06,982 The one day I miss the sack circle, you guys sub her in? 266 00:13:07,238 --> 00:13:08,344 Why'd you miss? 267 00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:10,741 Too busy tearing down the Statue of Liberty? 268 00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:15,746 I was returning a hot dog costume that you all enjoyed. 269 00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:19,458 They were all turning against me, 270 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,418 so I figured, what the hell. 271 00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:38,588 - And, did it work? - Like gangbusters. We're buddies again. 272 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,385 After class, we hacked a little sack 273 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:42,439 to the thumpin' strains of my Prof Rock CD. 274 00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:44,932 And no, none of them had heard the Pixies B-side. 275 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,117 Actually, none of them had heard of the Pixies. 276 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:48,361 Or a B-side. 277 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,155 I know that smile. 278 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,147 Lily, there's no easy way to say this. 279 00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:56,620 Marshall's dead. Randy murdered him. 280 00:13:57,247 --> 00:13:59,582 I know why Randy is smiling. 281 00:14:00,211 --> 00:14:01,958 You're smiling because of Robin. 282 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,045 Like how I think about her when I'm in the shower? 283 00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:06,613 I'm trying to eat. 284 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,758 Because you slept with her on Halloween. 285 00:14:10,591 --> 00:14:12,586 What? No. I went home, 286 00:14:12,887 --> 00:14:14,971 had a shower, and went to bed. 287 00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:17,389 - You didn't sleep with her? - No. 288 00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:20,644 Even in the shower, the farthest we ever get is hugging. 289 00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,188 So why are you smiling? 290 00:14:23,356 --> 00:14:24,564 I'll tell you why. 291 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,109 This just isn't working out. 292 00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:29,879 I'm fired. Great. 293 00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:33,244 This is the candle kiosk at the mall all over again. 294 00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:35,209 Wait a minute. 295 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,234 I can get a severance check. 296 00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:38,779 If I don't shred it, 297 00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:41,704 I can use that money to start my own brewery. 298 00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:44,186 Imagine a beer with my name on it. 299 00:14:44,705 --> 00:14:48,271 Randy Wharmpess, this is the best day of your life. 300 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:53,324 Thanks to that severance check, this time next year, 301 00:14:53,449 --> 00:14:56,054 you'll all be enjoying a frothy mug of Wharmpess. 302 00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:57,973 Randy, great news! 303 00:14:58,141 --> 00:14:59,266 You're not fired! 304 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:09,672 Good morning, everybody... 305 00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:14,865 Where's my class? 306 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,251 Ha-boom. 307 00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:28,127 I got you your job back, Randy. 308 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,503 You'd be happy? 309 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:31,011 But I don't belong here. 310 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,924 I'm born to be a brewer! A hopsmeister! 311 00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:36,051 Then quit. No one's stopping you. 312 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:37,897 I can't. I need my severance check. 313 00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:40,514 Well, I'm sorry Randy, but that's called fraud. 314 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:43,303 It's not fraud. I'm asking you to get me a lot of money 315 00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:46,187 to not work here and not tell anyone about it. 316 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:48,689 Even if I wanted to fire you, after my talk with Arthur... 317 00:15:48,857 --> 00:15:50,889 Come on, Arthur can't remember that. 318 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:53,694 What a memorable talk we had yesterday. 319 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:59,576 On behalf of everyone at GNB, both in and out of prison, we're sorry. 320 00:15:59,846 --> 00:16:02,286 And I want to assure you you will never be fired again. 321 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:05,161 You're going to work here until you die! 322 00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:07,416 Green tie? 323 00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,211 Nice choice. 324 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,842 Thanks. It brings out my eyes. 325 00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:14,149 I'll bring out your eyes. 326 00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:16,957 Listen, Randy, I'm sorry, 327 00:16:17,082 --> 00:16:20,132 but I broke my own moral code once and I felt evil. 328 00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:22,202 I will not let GNB change me. 329 00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:26,118 I will never fire anyone again ever. 330 00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:28,103 We'll see about that. 331 00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:35,081 Anyhoo, while I got you, big smile. 332 00:16:35,218 --> 00:16:38,724 "We care about making dreams come true", in three, two... 333 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:41,743 What? 334 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,916 Are you unhappy with my performance? 335 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,497 Well, I guess I'm fired, then. I'd better turn in my I.D. 336 00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:48,918 No, it's actually... 337 00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:51,685 nice having some of this clutter off my desk. 338 00:16:57,426 --> 00:16:58,776 And there's more. 339 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,806 I dunno what I'll use this for, but it's great. 340 00:17:03,974 --> 00:17:05,099 Now am I fired? 341 00:17:06,603 --> 00:17:09,819 I've been meaning to clean out that file cabinet for ages. 342 00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:11,438 I'm not even here. 343 00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:12,856 Randy, the coffee. 344 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,949 I've been meaning to cut back on my caffeine. 345 00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:24,474 Here, try this, but really go for it. 346 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:26,161 Remember, this guy ruined your life. 347 00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:34,586 That's just the pick-me-up I needed. 348 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,464 Speaking of that, can we try the first one again? 349 00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:46,181 It didn't work. They hate me. How do I get them to like me again? 350 00:17:46,539 --> 00:17:48,544 You don't. Ted, you're their teacher. 351 00:17:48,669 --> 00:17:50,840 The only people that like their teachers... 352 00:17:51,146 --> 00:17:52,771 - I like my teachers. - ... are dorks. 353 00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:54,982 Except for you, Miles. 354 00:17:57,986 --> 00:18:00,168 You just have to learn to embrace their hatred. 355 00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:03,198 Because behind that hatred lies fear. 356 00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:05,109 And you can use use that fear, 357 00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:07,369 like I did with Johnny Marley. 358 00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:08,829 Was there more to that? 359 00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:10,627 A little bit. 360 00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:31,352 Tou're a psychopath. 361 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,519 A little bit. 362 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:34,980 A panda! 363 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:39,229 I thought about Lily's advice. 364 00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:41,604 And I figured fear was worth a try. 365 00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:47,159 What do you want to say to us? 366 00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:50,785 Anyone not in class tomorrow gets an "F". 367 00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:55,579 You said that? 368 00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:58,281 Technically, they'd get an incomplete, but I thought... 369 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:00,339 "F" had a nice, scary ring to it. 370 00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,978 - Who'd you sleep with? - I told you, Randy. 371 00:19:05,422 --> 00:19:07,054 He was a machine. 372 00:19:07,465 --> 00:19:08,555 Where's the poop? 373 00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:13,361 Fine. I didn't sleep with anyone. 374 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,614 The thing is, ever since Becky did that commercial, 375 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,293 everyone at work loves her. 376 00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:20,692 The day after Halloween, I was in a commercial. 377 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,569 What... Why didn't you tell us? 378 00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:26,490 Bladder trouble, it's embarrassing, 379 00:19:26,658 --> 00:19:29,618 it's uncomfortable, and it can affect anyone. 380 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,956 I'm going to the bathroom right now. 381 00:19:32,414 --> 00:19:35,631 Neat and discreet adult diapers for anyone. 382 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:37,042 Say... 383 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,353 I can't wait to see it. 384 00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:51,359 Hopefully you never will. They might not even use it. 385 00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:52,891 It ran for seven years. 386 00:19:56,393 --> 00:19:57,187 You win. 387 00:19:58,315 --> 00:20:00,274 Maybe trashing your office was a mistake. 388 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,608 It's just as long as I can remember, 389 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,487 making beer has been my dream. 390 00:20:07,419 --> 00:20:08,419 Wharmpess? 391 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,990 I know it sounds dumb to someone who's already achieved his dream... 392 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,416 big-time lawyer at a huge corporation. 393 00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:19,793 You think working here is my dream? 394 00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:21,336 Of course. 395 00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:24,205 Anyways, I'll clean this stuff up. 396 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,925 Have someone get that dead squirrel out of your desk. 397 00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:34,308 This is delicious. 398 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,318 You're fired. 399 00:20:40,065 --> 00:20:42,059 Kids, the next morning, 400 00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:44,568 my class had the highest attendance ever. 401 00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:48,170 And not long after that, 402 00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:50,991 Randy used his severance money to start a little brewery. 403 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,933 Now you can have a Wharmpess at every bar in America. 404 00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:56,205 And all because... 405 00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:59,457 I care about making dreams come true. 406 00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:02,547 You got what you need? 407 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,370 That's a wrap. 408 00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:15,275 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.