1 00:00:01,104 --> 00:00:02,981 Kids, one morning in 2010, 2 00:00:03,022 --> 00:00:07,319 I open the newspaper 3 00:00:03,022 --> 00:00:07,319 only to discover an op-ed 4 00:00:03,022 --> 00:00:07,319 written by Zoey Pierson. 5 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,611 You remember Zoey. 6 00:00:08,653 --> 00:00:11,531 Key Ted Mosby's car. 7 00:00:11,572 --> 00:00:15,452 In those four column inches, 8 00:00:11,572 --> 00:00:15,452 she railed against me 9 00:00:11,572 --> 00:00:15,452 and my company, GNB, 10 00:00:15,494 --> 00:00:18,746 for wanting to tear down 11 00:00:15,494 --> 00:00:18,746 a beautiful old building 12 00:00:15,494 --> 00:00:18,746 called the Arcadian. 13 00:00:18,788 --> 00:00:20,790 And as if 14 00:00:18,788 --> 00:00:20,790 that wasn't bad enough, 15 00:00:20,832 --> 00:00:22,625 the piece ran on a Saturday, 16 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:25,044 which, as you both know, 17 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:25,044 is Dad's crossword day. 18 00:00:25,086 --> 00:00:27,088 She ruined crossword day! 19 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:28,673 I can't believe this. 20 00:00:28,714 --> 00:00:30,800 She singles me out by name. 21 00:00:30,842 --> 00:00:34,012 Calls me a fat cat... 22 00:00:30,842 --> 00:00:34,012 me and my "fat cat friends." 23 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:36,097 - We're not fat cats. 24 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:36,097 - Exactly. 25 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:38,433 I say, 26 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:38,433 Marshall, my good man, 27 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:38,433 how's my bow tie? 28 00:00:38,475 --> 00:00:42,479 Impeccable, old bean. 29 00:00:38,475 --> 00:00:42,479 To industry! 30 00:00:38,475 --> 00:00:42,479 Oh, bully! 31 00:00:42,521 --> 00:00:45,982 Okay, maybe that night 32 00:00:42,521 --> 00:00:45,982 we weren't the skinniest 33 00:00:42,521 --> 00:00:45,982 of felines. 34 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:49,902 You see, every year, 35 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:49,902 the Natural History Museum 36 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:49,902 holds its Autumn Spectacular. 37 00:00:49,944 --> 00:00:51,863 It's attended 38 00:00:49,944 --> 00:00:51,863 by some of the most powerful... 39 00:00:51,904 --> 00:00:53,656 and important people 40 00:00:51,904 --> 00:00:53,656 in New York... 41 00:00:53,698 --> 00:00:56,826 and, thanks 42 00:00:53,698 --> 00:00:56,826 to Goliath National Bank, us. 43 00:00:56,868 --> 00:00:59,745 Look at us. Huh? 44 00:00:56,868 --> 00:00:59,745 In tuxedos. 45 00:00:59,787 --> 00:01:02,707 Can you imagine 46 00:00:59,787 --> 00:01:02,707 if our college selves 47 00:00:59,787 --> 00:01:02,707 saw us like this? 48 00:01:02,748 --> 00:01:04,667 They'd pelt us 49 00:01:02,748 --> 00:01:04,667 with their Phish bootlegs. 50 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,962 Yeah, we were pretty 51 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:07,962 antiestablishment back then. 52 00:01:08,004 --> 00:01:09,672 Mmm. 53 00:01:08,004 --> 00:01:09,672 Oh, God. Remember Russell? 54 00:01:09,714 --> 00:01:11,341 Oh. 55 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:14,886 Nice monkey suit, 56 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:14,886 Russell. 57 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:14,886 Yeah. 58 00:01:14,927 --> 00:01:16,513 Come on, guys. 59 00:01:14,927 --> 00:01:16,513 What was... 60 00:01:16,555 --> 00:01:18,264 Oh, I'm sorry. 61 00:01:16,555 --> 00:01:18,264 I can't hear you... 62 00:01:18,306 --> 00:01:20,183 with that corporate noose 63 00:01:18,306 --> 00:01:20,183 around your neck. 64 00:01:20,225 --> 00:01:23,644 And don't even try showin' up 65 00:01:20,225 --> 00:01:23,644 to the drum circle this weekend. 66 00:01:20,225 --> 00:01:23,644 Yeah. 67 00:01:26,856 --> 00:01:29,317 Hey, you guys seen Russell? 68 00:01:26,856 --> 00:01:29,317 I'm supposed to drive him 69 00:01:26,856 --> 00:01:29,317 to his mom's funeral. 70 00:01:31,777 --> 00:01:33,696 I wish I knew you guys 71 00:01:31,777 --> 00:01:33,696 back then. 72 00:01:33,738 --> 00:01:36,032 You know why? 73 00:01:33,738 --> 00:01:36,032 Because you can't 74 00:01:33,738 --> 00:01:36,032 kick a story in the nuts. 75 00:01:36,074 --> 00:01:38,577 Hey, we're still 76 00:01:36,074 --> 00:01:38,577 those people. 77 00:01:38,618 --> 00:01:40,453 One of these days, 78 00:01:38,618 --> 00:01:40,453 Marshall is gonna 79 00:01:38,618 --> 00:01:40,453 quit his job, 80 00:01:40,495 --> 00:01:43,081 go to work for the N.R.D.C. 81 00:01:40,495 --> 00:01:43,081 and save the world. 82 00:01:43,122 --> 00:01:46,000 Right, baby? 83 00:01:43,122 --> 00:01:46,000 Absotively. 84 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:49,003 Well, let's just remember, 85 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:49,003 I mean, nobody's the same 86 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:49,003 as they were in college. 87 00:01:49,045 --> 00:01:51,714 You know, it's, like, 88 00:01:49,045 --> 00:01:51,714 "Oh, I wear a suit 89 00:01:49,045 --> 00:01:51,714 to work every day." 90 00:01:51,756 --> 00:01:55,051 Well, yeah, 91 00:01:51,756 --> 00:01:55,051 but you wear it ironically, 92 00:01:51,756 --> 00:01:55,051 like Ted's fanny pack. 93 00:01:55,093 --> 00:01:57,720 Next time we go 94 00:01:55,093 --> 00:01:57,720 to Great Adventure, 95 00:01:57,762 --> 00:02:00,640 you're carrying 96 00:01:57,762 --> 00:02:00,640 your own sunblock. 97 00:02:05,437 --> 00:02:07,980 Ooh, I love this exhibit. 98 00:02:08,022 --> 00:02:10,733 One time when I was a kid, 99 00:02:08,022 --> 00:02:10,733 this room was closed 100 00:02:08,022 --> 00:02:10,733 for cleaning, 101 00:02:10,775 --> 00:02:12,777 so I snuck under the rope. 102 00:02:12,818 --> 00:02:14,654 Ooh. 103 00:02:12,818 --> 00:02:14,654 Wow, that's 104 00:02:12,818 --> 00:02:14,654 pretty cool. 105 00:02:14,695 --> 00:02:17,282 When I was a kid, 106 00:02:14,695 --> 00:02:17,282 I knocked down 107 00:02:14,695 --> 00:02:17,282 the blue whale. 108 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,451 The giant blue whale 109 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,451 hanging from the ceiling? 110 00:02:19,492 --> 00:02:21,661 I was six. 111 00:02:19,492 --> 00:02:21,661 My Uncle Jerry 112 00:02:19,492 --> 00:02:21,661 brought me here for the day. 113 00:02:21,702 --> 00:02:24,289 He said, "Don't touch 114 00:02:21,702 --> 00:02:24,289 anything"... to a kid. 115 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,458 That's like 116 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,458 someone telling us, 117 00:02:26,499 --> 00:02:29,461 don't look at that girl's 118 00:02:26,499 --> 00:02:29,461 perky and impossibly 119 00:02:26,499 --> 00:02:29,461 symmetrical knockers. 120 00:02:29,502 --> 00:02:32,255 Ooh. 121 00:02:29,502 --> 00:02:32,255 Not bad. 122 00:02:32,297 --> 00:02:35,758 So, naturally, 123 00:02:32,297 --> 00:02:35,758 I snapped the rib 124 00:02:32,297 --> 00:02:35,758 off a triceratops... 125 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,177 blahbity-blahbity blue... 126 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,177 I knocked down the whale. 127 00:02:38,219 --> 00:02:40,346 I'm surprised security 128 00:02:38,219 --> 00:02:40,346 didn't stop me 129 00:02:38,219 --> 00:02:40,346 on the way in. 130 00:02:40,388 --> 00:02:42,056 I'm sure 131 00:02:40,388 --> 00:02:42,056 they don't remember. 132 00:02:42,098 --> 00:02:43,766 I mean, it's been, 133 00:02:42,098 --> 00:02:43,766 like, 30 years... 134 00:02:43,808 --> 00:02:45,768 since that completely 135 00:02:43,808 --> 00:02:45,768 made-up story 136 00:02:43,808 --> 00:02:45,768 didn't happen. 137 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,770 It happened. 138 00:02:47,812 --> 00:02:49,230 And these people 139 00:02:47,812 --> 00:02:49,230 don't forget. 140 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:51,399 This is not 141 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:51,399 the "Natural Stuff 142 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:51,399 That Happened... 143 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:53,734 No More Than Five 144 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:53,734 Minutes Ago Museum." 145 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:53,734 Huh? 146 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:56,779 Marshall, Barney, 147 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:56,779 there you are. 148 00:02:56,821 --> 00:02:59,865 I want you to meet an old 149 00:02:56,821 --> 00:02:59,865 friend of mine from Exeter... 150 00:02:56,821 --> 00:02:59,865 George van Smoot. 151 00:02:59,907 --> 00:03:02,785 But you can and should 152 00:02:59,907 --> 00:03:02,785 call me the Captain. 153 00:03:02,827 --> 00:03:04,829 The Captain? 154 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:07,790 Back in school, 155 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:07,790 we met during a production 156 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:07,790 of Guys and Dolls. 157 00:03:07,832 --> 00:03:13,921 Uh, the Captain 158 00:03:07,832 --> 00:03:13,921 was Nathan Detroit to my... 159 00:03:07,832 --> 00:03:13,921 assistant stage manager. 160 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,799 Marshall and Barney here 161 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,799 are the future 162 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,799 of Goliath National Bank. 163 00:03:16,841 --> 00:03:18,593 Well, ahoy. 164 00:03:18,635 --> 00:03:20,803 Ahoy. 165 00:03:18,635 --> 00:03:20,803 Ahoy, the Captain. 166 00:03:20,845 --> 00:03:22,681 The Captain pretty much paid 167 00:03:20,845 --> 00:03:22,681 for this entire shindig. 168 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:24,849 Please, enjoy yourselves. 169 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:24,849 Have fun. 170 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:26,601 But don't touch anything. 171 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:26,601 Thank you, the Captain. 172 00:03:26,643 --> 00:03:28,394 Challenge accepted. 173 00:03:31,189 --> 00:03:34,484 Wow, the future 174 00:03:31,189 --> 00:03:34,484 of Goliath National Bank. 175 00:03:34,526 --> 00:03:36,819 I know. It's so, uh... 176 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:38,738 You know, I totally 177 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:38,738 forgot to tell you, 178 00:03:38,779 --> 00:03:42,325 but, um, the other day 179 00:03:38,779 --> 00:03:42,325 Arthur offered me 180 00:03:38,779 --> 00:03:42,325 a five-year contract. 181 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:45,411 Well, don't turn him down 182 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:45,411 here in public. 183 00:03:45,453 --> 00:03:47,830 I broke up with Scooter 184 00:03:45,453 --> 00:03:47,830 at the prom. 185 00:03:47,872 --> 00:03:50,416 Right before the picture too. 186 00:03:53,503 --> 00:03:56,339 So whatever you do, don't 187 00:03:53,503 --> 00:03:56,339 tell him here tonight, 'cause... 188 00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:58,591 I think I'm gonna say yes. 189 00:04:02,428 --> 00:04:04,681 Ahh! That's the stuff. 190 00:04:17,569 --> 00:04:19,862 I didn't realize 191 00:04:17,569 --> 00:04:19,862 you were small potatoes. 192 00:04:19,904 --> 00:04:22,574 And to be clear, I am 193 00:04:19,904 --> 00:04:22,574 referring to your testicles. 194 00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:31,916 - Impressive. 195 00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:31,916 - Mmm. 196 00:04:31,957 --> 00:04:33,959 Try this on for size. 197 00:04:42,968 --> 00:04:44,887 You wanna dance? 198 00:04:44,929 --> 00:04:47,557 Let's dance. 199 00:04:48,933 --> 00:04:50,935 I live for the dance. 200 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:53,896 Get... 201 00:04:53,938 --> 00:04:55,565 your other hand... 202 00:04:55,607 --> 00:04:56,899 off my ass. 203 00:04:56,941 --> 00:04:58,859 Sorry. Sorry. 204 00:05:00,903 --> 00:05:02,947 What do you mean 205 00:05:00,903 --> 00:05:02,947 you're gonna say yes? 206 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:06,576 I want to keep working 207 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:06,576 at GNB. 208 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:06,576 But I thought that you... 209 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:09,370 Guys, guys, guys. 210 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:09,370 Architecture 211 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:09,370 fun fact... 212 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:11,914 If you stand right here 213 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:11,914 and you whisper, 214 00:05:11,956 --> 00:05:14,166 a person all the way across 215 00:05:11,956 --> 00:05:14,166 the other end of the room... 216 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,210 hears it like you're standing 217 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,210 right next to them. 218 00:05:16,252 --> 00:05:17,920 It's one of the most 219 00:05:16,252 --> 00:05:17,920 sophisticated pieces... 220 00:05:17,962 --> 00:05:19,547 of acoustical design 221 00:05:17,962 --> 00:05:19,547 in the world. 222 00:05:19,589 --> 00:05:20,840 Watch. 223 00:05:20,881 --> 00:05:21,841 Diarrhea. 224 00:05:21,882 --> 00:05:23,384 Diarrhea. 225 00:05:24,385 --> 00:05:26,512 Right? Right? 226 00:05:26,554 --> 00:05:28,598 But a five-year contract. 227 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,767 I thought you hated GNB. 228 00:05:30,809 --> 00:05:33,227 Look, I don't hate all of it. 229 00:05:30,809 --> 00:05:33,227 Tonight's fun. 230 00:05:33,269 --> 00:05:36,230 Just take a look around. 231 00:05:33,269 --> 00:05:36,230 This is pretty 232 00:05:33,269 --> 00:05:36,230 high-class. 233 00:05:36,272 --> 00:05:37,607 Poo-poo. 234 00:05:37,649 --> 00:05:39,108 Poo-poo. 235 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:40,819 Poo-poo platter. 236 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:42,654 Poo-poo platter. 237 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:45,114 Zoey? 238 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:54,999 Well, well, well. 239 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,959 You have got 240 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,959 to be kidding me. 241 00:05:57,001 --> 00:05:58,795 So, what are we protesting 242 00:05:57,001 --> 00:05:58,795 tonight? 243 00:05:58,837 --> 00:06:01,130 Rising cost of jet fuel? 244 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:03,842 The government's oppressive 245 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:03,842 top hat-and-monocle tax? 246 00:06:03,883 --> 00:06:05,718 And what are you doing here? 247 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,970 Oh, right. 248 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,970 Beautiful old building. 249 00:06:08,012 --> 00:06:10,348 You're here 250 00:06:08,012 --> 00:06:10,348 to knock it down. 251 00:06:10,389 --> 00:06:12,975 Can I finish my drink first? 252 00:06:10,389 --> 00:06:12,975 Darling, there you are. 253 00:06:13,017 --> 00:06:14,101 Hi. 254 00:06:13,017 --> 00:06:14,101 Hi. 255 00:06:14,143 --> 00:06:16,979 Ted, this is my husband. 256 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:19,565 Yeah, old stuff's great. 257 00:06:23,611 --> 00:06:25,571 I can't... 258 00:06:25,613 --> 00:06:28,867 Mmm. 259 00:06:29,534 --> 00:06:30,993 Mmm! 260 00:06:31,035 --> 00:06:31,952 Ah, this scotch is good. 261 00:06:31,035 --> 00:06:31,952 How's your drink? 262 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:35,623 This is ridiculous. 263 00:06:35,665 --> 00:06:38,959 We are two grown adults 264 00:06:35,665 --> 00:06:38,959 standing among 265 00:06:35,665 --> 00:06:38,959 the greatest collection... 266 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:40,586 of natural artifacts 267 00:06:39,001 --> 00:06:40,586 in the Western Hemisphere, 268 00:06:40,628 --> 00:06:41,962 and look at what we're doing. 269 00:06:43,798 --> 00:06:45,007 You're right. 270 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:51,013 Wanna go touch 271 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:51,013 a bunch of stuff? 272 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:51,013 Yeah, I do. 273 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,576 So, Captain, 274 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,576 how'd you get 275 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,576 that name anyway? 276 00:07:11,617 --> 00:07:13,035 Gave it to myself. 277 00:07:13,077 --> 00:07:15,162 A real man chooses his own name. 278 00:07:15,204 --> 00:07:17,331 Well, pleased to meet you, 279 00:07:15,204 --> 00:07:17,331 Captain. 280 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:20,000 I'm Galactic President 281 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:20,000 Superstar McAwesomeville. 282 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:22,169 This is Ted. 283 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:22,169 Capital. 284 00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:24,630 Honey, I may cut out early. 285 00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:24,630 I'd like to go check up 286 00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:24,630 on the boat. 287 00:07:24,672 --> 00:07:26,340 The boat? 288 00:07:26,382 --> 00:07:28,133 There's a bo... 289 00:07:26,382 --> 00:07:28,133 You must tell me 290 00:07:26,382 --> 00:07:28,133 about this boat, Captain. 291 00:07:28,175 --> 00:07:31,470 Well, she's 292 00:07:28,175 --> 00:07:31,470 an 85-foot sloop. 293 00:07:28,175 --> 00:07:31,470 She? 294 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:35,182 Do you like boats? 295 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:35,182 Does the sea call to you 296 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:35,182 like it calls to me? 297 00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:39,061 Yes! The sea is all, like, 298 00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:39,061 "Ted, come hang out." 299 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:42,815 I like Galactic President 300 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:42,815 Superstar McAwesomeville. 301 00:07:42,857 --> 00:07:44,191 You're coming 302 00:07:42,857 --> 00:07:44,191 on the boat sometime. 303 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,735 Stepping off. 304 00:07:47,528 --> 00:07:50,949 Man, I wish me and my dad 305 00:07:47,528 --> 00:07:50,949 were as close 306 00:07:47,528 --> 00:07:50,949 as you guys are. 307 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,784 Oh, you want 308 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,784 to make this personal? 309 00:07:52,825 --> 00:07:54,326 'Kay. 310 00:07:54,368 --> 00:07:57,037 Destroy Ted Mosby. 311 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:58,706 Now it's personal. 312 00:07:58,748 --> 00:08:00,332 No, if I wanted 313 00:07:58,748 --> 00:08:00,332 to make it personal, 314 00:08:00,374 --> 00:08:03,002 I'd call you a bored 315 00:08:00,374 --> 00:08:03,002 little trophy wife... 316 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:04,503 who likes 317 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:04,503 to play activist... 318 00:08:04,545 --> 00:08:06,756 when the shops 319 00:08:04,545 --> 00:08:06,756 on Fifth Avenue 320 00:08:04,545 --> 00:08:06,756 are closed. 321 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:10,092 You're goin' down. 322 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:10,092 Down where? 323 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:10,092 To the yacht club? 324 00:08:10,134 --> 00:08:12,094 Oh, I would love to. 325 00:08:12,136 --> 00:08:13,763 W-Wait. 326 00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:16,098 I'm half Jewish. 327 00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:16,098 Will that be a problem? 328 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:18,810 So what about becoming 329 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:18,810 an environmental lawyer? 330 00:08:18,851 --> 00:08:20,812 What about saving the world? 331 00:08:20,853 --> 00:08:22,021 Wieners. 332 00:08:22,062 --> 00:08:23,773 That was a great dream, 333 00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,025 but we have a mortgage 334 00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:26,025 and we're tryin' to have kids. 335 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:27,693 We're grown-ups now, Lily. 336 00:08:27,735 --> 00:08:29,570 Wieners and gonads. 337 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:32,531 What would "college you" say 338 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:32,531 if he heard what you 339 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:32,531 were saying right now? 340 00:08:32,573 --> 00:08:34,742 Honestly, probably 341 00:08:32,573 --> 00:08:34,742 something pretentious... 342 00:08:34,784 --> 00:08:37,077 and pseudo-intellectual like... 343 00:08:34,784 --> 00:08:37,077 Boogers. 344 00:08:38,412 --> 00:08:40,289 We all change, Lily. 345 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:42,750 You know, 346 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:42,750 you don't spell "women" 347 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:42,750 with a "Y" anymore. 348 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:45,127 And I'm okay with that. 349 00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:47,129 And you need to be okay 350 00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:47,129 with the fact... 351 00:08:47,171 --> 00:08:49,256 that I may never become 352 00:08:47,171 --> 00:08:49,256 an environmental lawyer. 353 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:53,344 So, how long 354 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:53,344 have you felt this way? 355 00:08:53,385 --> 00:08:54,971 Honestly? 356 00:08:56,806 --> 00:08:58,390 Since my first day at GNB. 357 00:08:59,976 --> 00:09:01,519 Hershey squirts. 358 00:09:07,775 --> 00:09:08,860 Hey. 359 00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:11,153 How do you like 360 00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:11,153 my date's tux? 361 00:09:11,195 --> 00:09:13,572 Oh! Uh, thank you. 362 00:09:13,614 --> 00:09:15,491 Oh, none for him. 363 00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:19,244 He's stuffed. 364 00:09:19,286 --> 00:09:20,746 Stuffed. 365 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,208 Oh! Zoey. There you are. 366 00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:28,087 Oh, my God. 367 00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:28,087 You have a monocle. 368 00:09:28,128 --> 00:09:30,756 Is this real? 369 00:09:28,128 --> 00:09:30,756 Is this really happening? 370 00:09:30,798 --> 00:09:32,508 Excuse us for a moment. 371 00:09:30,798 --> 00:09:32,508 Let's go for a walk. 372 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:34,134 Good luck killing James Bond. 373 00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:40,182 Are we allowed in here? 374 00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:40,182 What do you want from me? 375 00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:42,643 I want my crossword day back. 376 00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:42,643 Okay? 377 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:45,521 Go live 378 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:45,521 your perfect little life 379 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:45,521 and leave me the hell alone. 380 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:48,148 My life isn't perfect. 381 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:48,148 Oh, please. 382 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:48,148 What's your biggest problem? 383 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:50,068 Having to sail 384 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:50,068 back to the marina... 385 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:51,569 'cause the Captain's 386 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:51,569 all out of white zin? 387 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,907 Oh, great. 388 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,907 Now you're crying. 389 00:09:55,948 --> 00:09:57,783 Like that's 390 00:09:55,948 --> 00:09:57,783 gonna get my sympathy. 391 00:09:58,784 --> 00:10:01,203 It did. 392 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:04,206 You've known about this 393 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:04,206 for two and a half years? 394 00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:06,333 So, every time 395 00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:06,333 you've talked about wanting... 396 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:09,336 to be an environmental lawyer 397 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:09,336 since then, that was a lie? 398 00:10:09,378 --> 00:10:11,589 Technically, I never lied. 399 00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:15,051 You asked me questions, 400 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:18,846 and I responded 401 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:18,846 with made-up words. 402 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:18,846 What? 403 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:21,515 So you'll probably quit GNB 404 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:21,515 in a couple of years, right? 405 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:23,642 Affirmatootly. 406 00:10:23,684 --> 00:10:25,227 And become 407 00:10:23,684 --> 00:10:25,227 an environmental lawyer? 408 00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:26,645 Yepskerdoodles. 409 00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:28,689 Hey, by the way, 410 00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:28,689 do you like this scarf? 411 00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:32,526 Posititochetochmecochapopocha. 412 00:10:32,568 --> 00:10:34,070 Lawyered. 413 00:10:34,112 --> 00:10:36,238 Okay, that's also 414 00:10:34,112 --> 00:10:36,238 a made-up word. 415 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,241 Okay, look, Lily, 416 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,241 what do you want from me? 417 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:42,912 I want you to be the person 418 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:42,912 I fell in love with. 419 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,674 Aah! 420 00:10:55,716 --> 00:10:58,177 - Nailed it! 421 00:10:55,716 --> 00:10:58,177 - Excuse me. 422 00:11:00,471 --> 00:11:02,098 Thank God you're here. 423 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,224 She's been messing 424 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,224 with the exhibits. 425 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,270 I got married 426 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,270 when I was 22... 427 00:11:08,312 --> 00:11:11,273 to a man who calls himself 428 00:11:08,312 --> 00:11:11,273 the Captain. 429 00:11:11,315 --> 00:11:13,233 He seems like a good guy. 430 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:17,279 He... He wears 431 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:17,279 those red pants. 432 00:11:17,321 --> 00:11:19,323 I hate boats, Ted. 433 00:11:19,364 --> 00:11:21,117 I do. I hate 'em. 434 00:11:21,159 --> 00:11:23,285 I can't be on them. 435 00:11:21,159 --> 00:11:23,285 I can't be near them. 436 00:11:23,327 --> 00:11:27,247 I can't even think about them 437 00:11:23,327 --> 00:11:27,247 without getting seasick. 438 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,669 You wanna know why I want 439 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,669 to save that building? 440 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:34,546 Because when I look up 441 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:34,546 at the Arcadian, 442 00:11:34,588 --> 00:11:38,134 I see something big and solid. 443 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,679 And right now, 444 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,679 everything else in my life 445 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,679 just feels like I'm on a boat. 446 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:46,475 I know it's crazy to care 447 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:46,475 that much about a building. 448 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:48,936 It's not crazy at all. 449 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:48,936 I'm the same way. 450 00:11:50,479 --> 00:11:51,981 Look, Zoey, 451 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:53,941 the Arcadian 452 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:53,941 should be a landmark. 453 00:11:53,983 --> 00:11:56,068 It should. 454 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:58,154 The lion head stonework 455 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:58,154 is iconic. 456 00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:01,406 I hate that we have 457 00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:01,406 to tear it down. 458 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,325 I hate working for GNB. 459 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:06,286 They're a bunch of... 460 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:06,286 wieners and gonads. 461 00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:10,833 Ted, that was... 462 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,710 really easy. 463 00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:14,128 What? 464 00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:20,300 They're a bunch of... 465 00:12:17,589 --> 00:12:20,300 wieners and gonads. 466 00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:23,095 This should be useful. 467 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:26,224 In that moment another headline 468 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:26,224 appeared before my eyes. 469 00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:33,814 You tricked me. 470 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,691 Well, it's the bug room, Ted. 471 00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,651 Your ass just got bugged. 472 00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:42,489 Oh, the offer 473 00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:42,489 still stands. 474 00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:44,950 We simply must have you 475 00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:44,950 out on the boat sometime. 476 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:56,378 Well, aren't 477 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:56,378 you two clever? 478 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,381 Guess what. This museum 479 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,381 has seen every kind of prank 480 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,381 you can think of... 481 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:02,467 mummies playing poker, 482 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:02,467 penguins stickin' 483 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:02,467 out of volcanoes, 484 00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:04,386 dinosaurs from 485 00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:04,386 the Cretaceous period... 486 00:13:04,428 --> 00:13:06,931 hanging out 487 00:13:04,428 --> 00:13:06,931 with dinosaurs 488 00:13:04,428 --> 00:13:06,931 from the Jurassic period. 489 00:13:06,972 --> 00:13:09,016 One time, a kid knocked down 490 00:13:06,972 --> 00:13:09,016 the blue whale. 491 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:11,060 You name it... 492 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:11,060 Wait, wait. I'm sorry. 493 00:13:11,102 --> 00:13:12,603 Did you say someone knocked down 494 00:13:11,102 --> 00:13:12,603 the blue whale? 495 00:13:12,644 --> 00:13:15,273 Oh, no. Not just someone. 496 00:13:12,644 --> 00:13:15,273 A six-year-old. 497 00:13:15,314 --> 00:13:16,857 - Oh yeah, 498 00:13:15,314 --> 00:13:16,857 that story is legen... 499 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,400 Hold on. 500 00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:20,360 dary. 501 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:24,406 And, um, would you 502 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:24,406 happen to know what 503 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:24,406 that young man's name was? 504 00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,951 - No. 505 00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:29,954 But I could, uh, 506 00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:29,954 check the files. 507 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,417 Thank you. 508 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:37,461 Now, Arthur, your turn. 509 00:13:37,502 --> 00:13:39,338 I just sang three songs. 510 00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:41,715 Now, you, you do your part 511 00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:41,715 from Guys and Dolls. 512 00:13:45,844 --> 00:13:47,512 "Take your seats, everyone. 513 00:13:47,554 --> 00:13:50,432 Uh, the show's about to start." 514 00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:52,392 Douche. 515 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,399 So, I hear my wife 516 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,399 got you pretty good. 517 00:14:01,693 --> 00:14:04,655 She caught me on tape 518 00:14:01,693 --> 00:14:04,655 trashing GNB. 519 00:14:04,696 --> 00:14:06,657 Aw. That damn recorder. 520 00:14:06,698 --> 00:14:08,450 Try being married to that. 521 00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:13,080 "But you said 522 00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:13,080 you'd get the Corgis 523 00:14:08,492 --> 00:14:13,080 neutered this weekend." 524 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:16,041 "I said no such thing." 525 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:16,041 "Oh, yeah?" Click. 526 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,421 You're a good guy, 527 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,421 Galactic President 528 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,421 Superstar McAwesomeville. 529 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,716 Tell you what. 530 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,802 When Zoey goes to sleep, 531 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,802 I'll find that tape 532 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,802 and erase it for you. 533 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,804 No hard feelings. 534 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,804 Really? 535 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:32,933 You'd do that 536 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:32,933 to your own wife? 537 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:32,933 Sure. Why not? 538 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:36,478 I mean, I'm glad 539 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:36,478 she has these little causes 540 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:36,478 that keep her out of trouble, 541 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,814 but when she throws 542 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,814 a temper tantrum... 543 00:14:38,856 --> 00:14:41,692 and it gets in the way 544 00:14:38,856 --> 00:14:41,692 of someone doing their job, 545 00:14:38,856 --> 00:14:41,692 that's a problem. 546 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:46,822 No, you know what? 547 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:46,822 Don't erase the tape. 548 00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:49,491 And for what it's worth, 549 00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:49,491 I don't think she's throwing 550 00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:49,491 temper tantrums. 551 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,452 I just think she's, 552 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,452 you know, standing up 553 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,452 for what she believes in. 554 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,080 Well, I respect that. 555 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,626 Hey, what about this? 556 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:01,837 I'll take you out 557 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:01,837 on the boat sometime. Huh? 558 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:04,506 Oh! You gotta see this boat. 559 00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:06,508 She's breathtaking. 560 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:08,886 Kids, there's an amazing 561 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:08,886 architectural phenomenon... 562 00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:11,305 in the Natural History Museum. 563 00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:13,515 If you stand in the right spot, 564 00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:16,685 you can hear 565 00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:16,685 an entire conversation... 566 00:15:16,727 --> 00:15:18,896 all the way across the room. 567 00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:24,193 "July 23, 1981. 568 00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:24,193 Incident report. 569 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,778 - No. 570 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,778 - At approximately 571 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,778 1000 hours... 572 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:30,574 - No. 573 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:30,574 - vandal dislodged rib 574 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:30,574 from triceratops skeleton... 575 00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:33,244 - No. 576 00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:33,244 - and flung said rib 577 00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:33,244 at giant whale... 578 00:15:33,285 --> 00:15:35,037 No. 579 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,998 causing said giant whale 580 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,998 to fall in a downward 581 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,998 trajectory." 582 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,541 No. 583 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,501 - And the vandal's name... 584 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,501 - Who? 585 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:44,213 Well, I'll be damned. 586 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:44,213 Barney Stinson. 587 00:15:44,255 --> 00:15:45,964 No! No! 588 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,550 "Who's the master, Leroy?" 589 00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:51,429 "Stinson was reprimanded 590 00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:51,429 and returned to the custody... 591 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,513 of his father, 592 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,513 Jerome Whittaker." 593 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:55,515 Uh, no. Uncle. 594 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,394 Jerome Whittaker's my uncle. 595 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,394 Uncle Jerry. 596 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,394 Well, it says father. 597 00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:00,520 He even signed it 598 00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:00,520 and checked the box 599 00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:00,520 for father and everything. 600 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,902 Jerry's my uncle. 601 00:16:17,621 --> 00:16:18,497 Lily. 602 00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:23,294 Honey, what's wrong? 603 00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:25,254 You okay? 604 00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:27,214 Do you want... You want 605 00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:27,214 a hit of this sandwich? 606 00:16:27,256 --> 00:16:29,300 I want you. 607 00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:31,469 Awesome. 608 00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:31,469 Let me just put a sock 609 00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:31,469 on the doorknob. 610 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,970 No. 611 00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:37,015 I mean, I want you 612 00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:37,015 as opposed to 613 00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:37,015 who you've become. 614 00:16:37,057 --> 00:16:40,102 You've changed so much. 615 00:16:40,144 --> 00:16:43,230 What? How... 616 00:16:40,144 --> 00:16:43,230 How have I changed? Did... 617 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:45,649 - Did I cheat on you? 618 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:45,649 - No. 619 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:47,318 Did I stop writing poems 620 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:47,318 for you? 621 00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:49,569 Yes, but I'm okay 622 00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:49,569 with that. 623 00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:54,283 Am I not as good 624 00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:54,283 at making the sweet, 625 00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:54,283 sweet love to you? 626 00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,452 Actually, 627 00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,452 you're way better now. 628 00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:59,579 You last, like, 629 00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:59,579 two, three times as long. 630 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:02,458 You said that any longer 631 00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:02,458 would be too much. 632 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,627 It's okay. College Lily 633 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,627 thinks those are orgasms. 634 00:17:05,669 --> 00:17:07,629 No, it's... 635 00:17:07,671 --> 00:17:09,381 It's none of that. 636 00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:12,634 It's just this new Marshall... 637 00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:12,634 corporate Marshall... 638 00:17:12,676 --> 00:17:15,429 he wears suits all the time. 639 00:17:15,471 --> 00:17:17,639 He doesn't care 640 00:17:15,471 --> 00:17:17,639 about saving the world. 641 00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:20,267 He... He's not you. 642 00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:22,060 I want you back. 643 00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:25,605 Well, you can't have me. 644 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,107 Look at the sign. 645 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,736 I'm extinct. 646 00:17:31,778 --> 00:17:33,655 I've gone the way 647 00:17:31,778 --> 00:17:33,655 of Jane's Addiction. 648 00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,657 Actually, Jane's Addiction 649 00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,657 got back together. 650 00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:37,409 - They did? 651 00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:37,409 - Yeah. 652 00:17:37,451 --> 00:17:39,995 They've done a few tours. 653 00:17:37,451 --> 00:17:39,995 They put out a new album. 654 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:41,872 Are you serious? 655 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:41,872 That is awesome! 656 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,666 - Are they just as good? 657 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:44,666 - Sure. 658 00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:47,461 Look, 659 00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:51,382 I know that corporate Marshall 660 00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:51,382 wears a tie and everything, 661 00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:54,843 but it sounds like 662 00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:54,843 he hasn't changed 663 00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:54,843 where it counts. 664 00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:02,893 Hey. 665 00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:02,893 Hi. 666 00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:07,231 Look, Lily, I know 667 00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:07,231 that you would have been okay... 668 00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:10,984 if we were poor and I was trying 669 00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:10,984 to save the world. 670 00:18:11,026 --> 00:18:14,613 But will you still be okay 671 00:18:11,026 --> 00:18:14,613 if I make a lot of money... 672 00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:18,325 and I spend all of it 673 00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:18,325 spoiling you and our kids? 674 00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:21,828 We'll make it work. 675 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:27,792 Mmm. 676 00:18:31,255 --> 00:18:32,714 There he goes. 677 00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:34,716 The Marathon Man. 678 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:37,219 Mr. Stamina himself. 679 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:41,515 I can kiss better 680 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:41,515 than that old man. 681 00:18:42,849 --> 00:18:44,893 So, when was the last time 682 00:18:42,849 --> 00:18:44,893 you saw him? 683 00:18:45,769 --> 00:18:47,729 It was that day. 684 00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:50,982 July 23, 1981. 685 00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:54,486 My mom got pretty mad 686 00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:54,486 that he let me destroy 687 00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:54,486 a New York City landmark. 688 00:18:54,528 --> 00:18:57,030 Ugh! Moms. 689 00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:59,241 He never came around anymore 690 00:18:57,072 --> 00:18:59,241 after that. 691 00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:02,994 I think he moved away. 692 00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:06,415 Maybe the security guy 693 00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:06,415 had it wrong. 694 00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:08,542 - You never know... 695 00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:08,542 - But you do know. 696 00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:08,542 You do know. 697 00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:10,001 That's the thing. 698 00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:10,001 You know. 699 00:19:12,796 --> 00:19:14,423 He's my dad. 700 00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:19,010 - Barney, do you want to... 701 00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:19,010 - I don't want to do anything. 702 00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:20,804 Don't tell anyone 703 00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:20,804 about this, okay? 704 00:19:22,806 --> 00:19:24,433 I'm serious. 705 00:19:22,806 --> 00:19:24,433 It's a great look. 706 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,351 I think it could come back. 707 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,351 But one question. 708 00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:28,353 Does it cost 709 00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:28,353 half as much as glasses? 710 00:19:28,395 --> 00:19:29,813 Can I steal you for second? 711 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:36,194 You don't need 712 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:36,194 to worry. I... 713 00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:37,696 What are you doing? 714 00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:40,532 Oh, I-I thought we were... 715 00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:42,618 Uh, fine. 716 00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:45,329 I erased the tape. 717 00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:46,997 What? 718 00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:50,250 I don't need it. 719 00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:50,250 I'm gonna beat you 720 00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:50,250 fair and square. 721 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,794 Thanks. 722 00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:55,839 But it's good to know 723 00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:55,839 how easily you can be 724 00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:55,839 manipulated by a woman. 725 00:19:58,258 --> 00:20:00,636 You look gross when you cry, 726 00:19:58,258 --> 00:20:00,636 you know that? 727 00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:02,429 Some women look cute. 728 00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:03,972 You look 729 00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:03,972 like a basset hound. 730 00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:06,350 Oh, laugh it up now, 731 00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:10,020 because starting Monday, 732 00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:10,020 I got you in my crosshairs. 733 00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,439 Bring it on, princess. 734 00:20:36,213 --> 00:20:39,591 Eriksen, it's, uh, 3:00 a.m. 735 00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:40,925 You know what? 736 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,220 You might as well 737 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,220 not even go home. 738 00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:55,899 And so Marshall stayed right on 739 00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:55,899 at Goliath National Bank. 740 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,068 Of course, 741 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,068 it wouldn't last forever, 742 00:20:59,444 --> 00:21:01,238 but that's another story. 743 00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:31,851 English - US - Line 21