1 00:00:01,509 --> 00:00:03,010 Kids, as you know, 2 00:00:03,052 --> 00:00:04,679 I was designing 3 00:00:03,052 --> 00:00:04,679 Goliath National Bank's 4 00:00:03,052 --> 00:00:04,679 new headquarters... 5 00:00:04,721 --> 00:00:06,431 on the site of this old hotel, 6 00:00:04,721 --> 00:00:06,431 the Arcadian. 7 00:00:06,472 --> 00:00:08,140 GNB is the enemy! 8 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:11,519 Problem was, 9 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:11,519 some people didn't want 10 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:11,519 the Arcadian torn down. 11 00:00:11,561 --> 00:00:16,148 Even bigger problem, they were 12 00:00:11,561 --> 00:00:16,148 led by my girlfriend, Zoey. 13 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,984 Oh, hang on, 14 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,984 hang on, hang on! 15 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,984 Hey, sweetie. 16 00:00:19,026 --> 00:00:22,822 Are we still on for dinner 17 00:00:19,026 --> 00:00:22,822 at 8:00 at Valenzizi's? 18 00:00:22,863 --> 00:00:25,617 That's great! 19 00:00:22,863 --> 00:00:25,617 I can't wait! 20 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:29,078 That's great! I can't wait! 21 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:29,078 That's great! I can't wait! 22 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,456 But somehow, Zoey and I 23 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,456 were making it work. 24 00:00:31,497 --> 00:00:34,250 Ted, why are you dating 25 00:00:31,497 --> 00:00:34,250 our archenemy? 26 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:37,378 I mean, Wile E. Coyote 27 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:37,378 wouldn't try to sleep 28 00:00:34,292 --> 00:00:37,378 with the Road Runner. 29 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:40,757 Or maybe he was. 30 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:40,757 Think about it. 31 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:45,052 The way that she bats 32 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:45,052 her eyelashes and shakes 33 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:45,052 her tail feathers in his face. 34 00:00:45,094 --> 00:00:48,389 She wants it. 35 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:51,851 Isn't it hard for you guys 36 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:51,851 to be on opposite sides 37 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:51,851 of something like this? 38 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,853 Of course you feel 39 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,853 that way, Lily. 40 00:00:53,894 --> 00:00:57,231 You and Marshall 41 00:00:53,894 --> 00:00:57,231 have basically melded into 42 00:00:53,894 --> 00:00:57,231 one big hermaphroditic blob, 43 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:59,484 and that's fine 44 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:59,484 for you guys. 45 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:03,237 But some of us want a partner 46 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:03,237 who challenges us 47 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:03,237 to grow and evolve. 48 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:05,906 You guys are 49 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:05,906 in screaming matches 50 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:05,906 all the time. 51 00:01:05,948 --> 00:01:09,368 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 52 00:01:05,948 --> 00:01:09,368 Growing matches. 53 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:12,288 It was true. Zoey and I loved 54 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:12,288 to challenge each other. 55 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:15,082 The main character 56 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:15,082 is a young, spoiled prince... 57 00:01:15,124 --> 00:01:17,335 thrust into leadership 58 00:01:15,124 --> 00:01:17,335 after the death of his father. 59 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:20,087 It's obviously a modern-day 60 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:20,087 retelling of Henry IV. 61 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:22,923 Are you kidding me? 62 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:22,923 It's Don Quixote. 63 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:27,261 The classic quest story 64 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:27,261 with the hero-jester and his 65 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:27,261 long-suffering manservant. 66 00:01:27,303 --> 00:01:30,807 Okay. Clearly, when we're 67 00:01:27,303 --> 00:01:30,807 watching Tommy Boy, we're 68 00:01:27,303 --> 00:01:30,807 watching two different movies. 69 00:01:32,558 --> 00:01:34,143 No. You hang up. 70 00:01:34,185 --> 00:01:35,770 No! You hang up. 71 00:01:35,812 --> 00:01:37,563 No. You hang up. 72 00:01:37,605 --> 00:01:39,565 No. You hang up. 73 00:01:39,607 --> 00:01:42,109 No. You hang up! 74 00:01:42,151 --> 00:01:44,362 No. You hang up. 75 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:46,823 No. You hang up. 76 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:46,823 No. You... 77 00:01:46,865 --> 00:01:48,491 Hold on. 78 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:51,035 Hello? 79 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:54,163 For the love of God, 80 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:54,163 will one of you idiots 81 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:54,163 hang up the phone! 82 00:01:58,376 --> 00:02:02,087 Why would you do that? 83 00:01:58,376 --> 00:02:02,087 I... I thought you'd like it. 84 00:02:02,129 --> 00:02:05,591 Who likes that? 85 00:02:02,129 --> 00:02:05,591 I like it. 86 00:02:08,052 --> 00:02:10,429 Your relationship 87 00:02:08,052 --> 00:02:10,429 sounds exhausting. 88 00:02:10,471 --> 00:02:12,682 Well, maybe yours 89 00:02:10,471 --> 00:02:12,682 is a bit lazy. 90 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:16,143 Marshall and I have 91 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:16,143 been together 15 years, 92 00:02:16,185 --> 00:02:18,730 and the only debate we've 93 00:02:16,185 --> 00:02:18,730 had about Tommy Boy... 94 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:21,607 is whether it's awesome 95 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:21,607 or super awesome. 96 00:02:21,649 --> 00:02:23,401 That's love, bitch. 97 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:41,669 Now, around this time, Marshall 98 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:41,669 had truly come to hate his job. 99 00:02:41,711 --> 00:02:43,713 He hated the paperwork. 100 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:46,632 He hated the coffee. 101 00:02:47,633 --> 00:02:49,761 He hated the dirty jokes. 102 00:02:51,512 --> 00:02:53,765 He hated everything. 103 00:02:56,225 --> 00:02:59,103 - I have to quit. 104 00:02:56,225 --> 00:02:59,103 - Quit GNB? Why? 105 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:01,981 I need to do better things 106 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:01,981 with my life, okay? 107 00:03:02,022 --> 00:03:03,983 There's... There's an opening 108 00:03:02,022 --> 00:03:03,983 for an environmental lawyer... 109 00:03:04,024 --> 00:03:05,860 at the National Resources 110 00:03:04,024 --> 00:03:05,860 Defense Counsel. 111 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:07,528 Sure, it pays less, 112 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:10,573 but I'd be saving the oceans, 113 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:10,573 saving endangered species. 114 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:14,744 Saving chicken bones and 115 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:14,744 an old boot to make hobo soup. 116 00:03:14,786 --> 00:03:19,707 Marshall, you can't pay your 117 00:03:14,786 --> 00:03:19,707 mortgage with Hacky Sacks and 118 00:03:14,786 --> 00:03:19,707 good vibes. 119 00:03:19,749 --> 00:03:21,584 Baby, you have 120 00:03:19,749 --> 00:03:21,584 my full support. 121 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:24,670 Well, then you're not gonna 122 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:24,670 be able to pay for that trip 123 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:24,670 to Spain... 124 00:03:24,712 --> 00:03:26,923 that you've been planning. 125 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,675 Yeah, say good-bye to riding 126 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,675 around in gondolas... 127 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:34,096 and eating bratwurst 128 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:34,096 and seeing the pyramids. 129 00:03:34,138 --> 00:03:36,682 I don't think you know 130 00:03:34,138 --> 00:03:36,682 what Spain is. 131 00:03:36,724 --> 00:03:40,895 Well, I know that a trip there 132 00:03:36,724 --> 00:03:40,895 costs some serious lira. 133 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:44,189 - It's "dinero." 134 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:44,189 - Where? I want his autograph! 135 00:03:44,231 --> 00:03:47,192 So, Marshall walked in the 136 00:03:44,231 --> 00:03:47,192 next morning all ready to quit. 137 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,987 But then something weird 138 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,987 happened. 139 00:03:50,738 --> 00:03:52,907 Suddenly he didn't 140 00:03:50,738 --> 00:03:52,907 hate the paperwork. 141 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:58,537 He didn't hate the coffee. 142 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:02,166 He didn't even hate 143 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:02,166 the dirty jokes. 144 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:06,211 Out of nowhere, 145 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:06,211 Marshall actually liked GNB. 146 00:04:09,507 --> 00:04:11,091 - It's graduation goggles. 147 00:04:09,507 --> 00:04:11,091 - What? 148 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:13,177 Graduation goggles. 149 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:13,177 Like with high school. 150 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:16,305 It's four years of bullies 151 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:16,305 making fun of all the kids 152 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:16,305 with braces, 153 00:04:16,347 --> 00:04:19,224 even after the braces come off 154 00:04:16,347 --> 00:04:19,224 and they can walk just fine. 155 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:21,769 But then on graduation day, 156 00:04:19,266 --> 00:04:21,769 you suddenly get all misty... 157 00:04:21,811 --> 00:04:24,689 because you realize you're never 158 00:04:21,811 --> 00:04:24,689 gonna see those jerks again. 159 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:27,399 I just had graduation goggles 160 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:27,399 with that guy Scooby I dated. 161 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,610 The guy who was 162 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,610 basically a dog? 163 00:04:29,652 --> 00:04:31,946 He was the worst kisser 164 00:04:29,652 --> 00:04:31,946 I've ever been with. 165 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:36,075 But the moment I decided 166 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:36,075 to dump him... 167 00:04:36,116 --> 00:04:39,954 I suddenly got 168 00:04:36,116 --> 00:04:39,954 kinda wistful. 169 00:04:42,122 --> 00:04:43,833 He was a good boy. 170 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:47,211 Yeah, 171 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:47,211 I've been there too. 172 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:50,089 Every time I'm done 173 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:50,089 having sex with a woman, 174 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:53,759 at first, I never want 175 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:53,759 to see her again, but then... 176 00:05:01,308 --> 00:05:04,687 No, that's pretty much it. 177 00:05:04,729 --> 00:05:08,733 The point is, you can't 178 00:05:04,729 --> 00:05:08,733 trust graduation goggles. 179 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:11,610 They're just as misleading 180 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:11,610 as beer goggles, bridesmaid 181 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:11,610 goggles... 182 00:05:11,652 --> 00:05:13,320 and "that's just a bulky... 183 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:16,032 outdated cell phone 184 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:16,032 in his front pocket" goggles. 185 00:05:16,074 --> 00:05:18,034 That one was a bummer. 186 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:21,328 You're right. Tomorrow 187 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:21,328 I'm quitting GNB. 188 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:23,205 No! You can't quit tomorrow! 189 00:05:23,247 --> 00:05:25,083 The lady with the big nipples 190 00:05:23,247 --> 00:05:25,083 is coming back... 191 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,710 to give another 192 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,710 sexual harassment seminar, 193 00:05:27,752 --> 00:05:30,504 and I bribed one 194 00:05:27,752 --> 00:05:30,504 of the maintenance guys to keep 195 00:05:27,752 --> 00:05:30,504 the room at a brisk 55 degrees. 196 00:05:30,546 --> 00:05:33,966 Baby, more than ever, 197 00:05:30,546 --> 00:05:33,966 you have my full support. 198 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,763 You know, 199 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,763 sometimes I feel bad 200 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,763 for Lily and Marshall. 201 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:41,057 I'm starting to feel bad 202 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:41,057 for Ted and Zoey. 203 00:05:41,099 --> 00:05:45,895 It starts with an "L"? 204 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:48,272 How can you not 205 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:48,272 remember my name? 206 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:50,274 It's like they never 207 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:50,274 challenge each other. 208 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:52,484 They just automatically 209 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:52,484 agree all the time. 210 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,904 Well, they don't 211 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,904 do that all the time. 212 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,904 Yes, they do. 213 00:05:54,946 --> 00:05:56,739 No, they don't. 214 00:05:54,946 --> 00:05:56,739 Yes, they do. 215 00:05:56,781 --> 00:05:59,992 It's like they don't see 216 00:05:56,781 --> 00:05:59,992 eye to eye on anything. 217 00:05:56,781 --> 00:05:59,992 Eye to eye on anything. 218 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:02,703 Totally. 219 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:02,703 Totally. 220 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:04,288 It rhymes 221 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:04,288 with your name. 222 00:06:06,832 --> 00:06:09,418 And I said my name was... 223 00:06:11,503 --> 00:06:14,465 Baby, I did it. 224 00:06:11,503 --> 00:06:14,465 I quit! 225 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:16,968 And then I walked 226 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:16,968 right over to the NRDC: 227 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:16,968 and I took that job. 228 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,137 Oh, good for you, sweetie! 229 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,137 Yeah, yeah. 230 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,472 It's a little less money 231 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,472 than I was expecting. 232 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:24,516 I mean, compared to what 233 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:24,516 I was making at GNB, 234 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:24,516 it's nothing. 235 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:27,561 Actually, compared 236 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:27,561 to anything, it's nothing. 237 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:27,561 It's nothing. 238 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:31,732 The paid position just got 239 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:31,732 filled, so all I can do 240 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:31,732 is volunteer right now. 241 00:06:31,774 --> 00:06:34,026 You're cool with that, 242 00:06:31,774 --> 00:06:34,026 right? 243 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:36,862 Baby, if this 244 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:36,862 is what you need to do, 245 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:36,862 we'll figure it out. 246 00:06:36,904 --> 00:06:39,281 How's Barney 247 00:06:36,904 --> 00:06:39,281 handling you leaving? 248 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:47,123 Hey, Barney, there's 249 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:47,123 a bunch of models 250 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:47,123 in the lobby, 251 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:49,625 and the gossip is one of them 252 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:49,625 is really a dude. 253 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,961 You wanna play 254 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,961 Who's Hot and Who's Scott? 255 00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:55,631 It's always the one 256 00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:55,631 in the turtleneck, Ted. 257 00:06:55,673 --> 00:06:59,135 No, I don't wanna play. 258 00:06:55,673 --> 00:06:59,135 Stupid Marshall, 259 00:06:55,673 --> 00:06:59,135 he ruined everything. 260 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:01,137 Oh, come on. 261 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:01,137 Everything's not ruined. 262 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:04,849 - Guys, everything's ruined. 263 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:04,849 - What? Why? 264 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:08,686 Your girlfriend somehow 265 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:08,686 got the landmark preservation 266 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:08,686 committee to agree to a hearing. 267 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:10,855 If they declare 268 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:10,855 the Arcadian a landmark, 269 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:10,855 the whole project is dead. 270 00:07:13,273 --> 00:07:16,360 The good news is I just got the 271 00:07:13,273 --> 00:07:16,360 phone number of a husky-voiced 272 00:07:13,273 --> 00:07:16,360 hottie in a turtleneck. 273 00:07:16,401 --> 00:07:18,029 Ha-ha-ha! 274 00:07:23,575 --> 00:07:26,954 So, if the landmark 275 00:07:23,575 --> 00:07:26,954 preservation committee 276 00:07:23,575 --> 00:07:26,954 sides with Zoey, 277 00:07:26,996 --> 00:07:29,414 your whole project 278 00:07:26,996 --> 00:07:29,414 goes down the tubes? 279 00:07:29,456 --> 00:07:34,628 - You must be furious. 280 00:07:29,456 --> 00:07:34,628 - I'm furiously enjoying 281 00:07:29,456 --> 00:07:34,628 being challenged. 282 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,798 Why don't you admit 283 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,798 that your girlfriend 284 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:37,798 challenging your every move... 285 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,384 is getting you 286 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,384 a little murder-suicidey? 287 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,469 Why don't you admit that 288 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,469 Marshall quitting his job... 289 00:07:42,511 --> 00:07:44,388 and taking 290 00:07:42,511 --> 00:07:44,388 an unpaid internship 291 00:07:42,511 --> 00:07:44,388 is killing you? 292 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:46,598 It's not. 293 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:46,598 Lily. 294 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,019 The downside to having 295 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,019 giant Japanese anime eyes is 296 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,019 that they're easy to read. 297 00:07:50,061 --> 00:07:53,689 And yours are screaming, 298 00:07:50,061 --> 00:07:53,689 "What about my trip 299 00:07:50,061 --> 00:07:53,689 to Spain, deadbeat?" 300 00:07:53,731 --> 00:07:57,068 Okay, Ted, the downside 301 00:07:53,731 --> 00:07:57,068 to having a woman's mouth... 302 00:07:57,109 --> 00:08:01,280 is your feminine pout 303 00:07:57,109 --> 00:08:01,280 gives away your true feelings, 304 00:07:57,109 --> 00:08:01,280 and yours is saying, 305 00:08:01,321 --> 00:08:04,700 "Oh, Zoey, why can't I be 306 00:08:01,321 --> 00:08:04,700 on top just this once?" 307 00:08:04,742 --> 00:08:08,120 We take turns! 308 00:08:04,742 --> 00:08:08,120 Sometimes. 309 00:08:08,162 --> 00:08:10,414 Hey, guys. Thanks. 310 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:13,834 I just had the best 311 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:13,834 first day at the NRDC: 312 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:20,966 I'm sorry. Sorry. 313 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:20,966 Something Hershel 314 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:20,966 said at work today. 315 00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:24,762 Hershel? 316 00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:24,762 What? Don't you guys 317 00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:24,762 know Hershel? 318 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:28,682 Did I tell you? 319 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:28,682 Oh, he's the new lawyer 320 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:28,682 who replaced Marshall at GNB. 321 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:33,562 He is so awesome 322 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:33,562 and funny and tall. 323 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:33,562 Taller than Marshall. 324 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:36,315 And he knows 325 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:36,315 way more laws. 326 00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:39,151 - Uh, I'm glad you like 327 00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:39,151 your new coworker. 328 00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:39,151 - There's no Hershel! 329 00:08:39,193 --> 00:08:41,028 I was just saying that 330 00:08:39,193 --> 00:08:41,028 to make you jealous. 331 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,239 - Why do you insist 332 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,239 we play these games? 333 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,239 - Barney, I'm not... 334 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,283 Just come back 335 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,283 to GNB already! 336 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:48,744 - I'm really loving my new job. 337 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:48,744 - Oh, and I'm loving 338 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:48,744 seeing you this happy. 339 00:08:48,786 --> 00:08:51,789 I'm glad to hear you say that 340 00:08:48,786 --> 00:08:51,789 because I volunteered 341 00:08:48,786 --> 00:08:51,789 our apartment... 342 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,333 for a big NRDC fund-raiser 343 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,333 tomorrow night. 344 00:08:54,374 --> 00:08:57,586 - You're cool with that, right? 345 00:08:54,374 --> 00:08:57,586 - Baby, you have my full support. 346 00:08:57,628 --> 00:08:59,880 - Thanks, baby. 347 00:08:57,628 --> 00:08:59,880 - Oh. 348 00:08:59,922 --> 00:09:02,382 Oop! I gotta go. 349 00:08:59,922 --> 00:09:02,382 The invitations are ready. 350 00:09:02,424 --> 00:09:05,552 The party's for 351 00:09:02,424 --> 00:09:05,552 a bunch of environmentalists, 352 00:09:02,424 --> 00:09:05,552 so I found a guy downtown... 353 00:09:05,594 --> 00:09:10,057 who makes biodegradable 354 00:09:05,594 --> 00:09:10,057 party invitations that can 355 00:09:05,594 --> 00:09:10,057 also be used as toilet paper. 356 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:12,476 That's how 357 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:12,476 I'm gonna use mine. 358 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:16,480 Why in the world do you 359 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:16,480 care so much whether 360 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:16,480 Marshall works at GNB? 361 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:19,608 Care? I don't care. 362 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:19,608 I'm, like, whatever. 363 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:19,608 Marshall who? 364 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:22,402 He's stupid. 365 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:22,402 Hershel's way better. 366 00:09:22,444 --> 00:09:26,198 Barney, is it possible that, 367 00:09:22,444 --> 00:09:26,198 with everything that's gone on 368 00:09:22,444 --> 00:09:26,198 with your dad lately, 369 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,534 you might have some unresolved 370 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,534 abandonment issues you're 371 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,534 transferring onto Marshall? 372 00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:32,746 Oh, blecch! 373 00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:32,746 You are worse than my shrink. 374 00:09:32,788 --> 00:09:35,791 "Barney, we have to talk 375 00:09:32,788 --> 00:09:35,791 about your father." 376 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:39,544 "Barney, I'm not gonna teach you 377 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:39,544 how to hypnotize people. 378 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:39,544 You'll only use it for evil." 379 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:42,340 "Barney, I'm not gonna 380 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:42,340 conduct a couples session 381 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:42,340 between you and this woman. 382 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,175 She's obviously 383 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,175 a prostitute." 384 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,843 I don't need this! 385 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:51,098 Ah, Lily Aldrin, 386 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:51,098 half of the world's 387 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:51,098 most perfect couple. 388 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:54,434 I was thinking about 389 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:54,434 that "woman's mouth" comment, 390 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:54,434 and I have three good comebacks. 391 00:09:54,476 --> 00:09:57,980 One. Your mom didn't seem 392 00:09:54,476 --> 00:09:57,980 to mind it last night... 393 00:09:54,476 --> 00:09:57,980 No, Ted, I need a favor. 394 00:09:58,022 --> 00:09:59,898 Would you mind driving 395 00:09:58,022 --> 00:09:59,898 out to Kennedy with me... 396 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:03,443 to pick up 397 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:03,443 this famous ecologist 398 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:03,443 for Marshall's fund-raiser? 399 00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:06,155 Apparently, he only 400 00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:06,155 speaks Spanish, and you 401 00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:06,155 speak Spanish, right? 402 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:12,953 Perfect. Let's go. 403 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:19,918 Hey, Marshall, it's me. 404 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:19,918 Listen, I know I've been kind of 405 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:19,918 a jerk about your leaving GNB. 406 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,004 I just wanted to call 407 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,004 and say I'm sorry. 408 00:10:22,046 --> 00:10:24,382 No apologies necessary. 409 00:10:22,046 --> 00:10:24,382 We're good. 410 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,466 Good. Um... 411 00:10:26,508 --> 00:10:28,844 Hey, any chance you might, 412 00:10:26,508 --> 00:10:28,844 maybe... I don't know... 413 00:10:26,508 --> 00:10:28,844 if you're not busy, 414 00:10:28,886 --> 00:10:30,846 uh, wanna have lunch today? 415 00:10:30,888 --> 00:10:33,765 Oh, buddy, I'd love to, 416 00:10:30,888 --> 00:10:33,765 but I can't. 417 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:36,685 Oh, that's cool. 418 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:36,685 No biggie. 419 00:10:36,727 --> 00:10:38,312 Another time. 420 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:58,832 Oh, my God! 421 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,212 - How long have you been there? 422 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,212 - You don't remember? 423 00:11:04,713 --> 00:11:06,882 Hey, I was 424 00:11:04,713 --> 00:11:06,882 in the neighborhood. 425 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:09,134 I just wanted 426 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:09,134 to check in on you. 427 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:11,011 You seemed, um... 428 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:11,011 You seemed really upset 429 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:11,011 the other day. 430 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:14,014 - Oh, no. I'm fine. 431 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:14,014 - Okay. 432 00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:17,268 - Well, um, you wanna 433 00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:17,268 go grab some lunch? 434 00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:17,268 - Sure. 435 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,771 - Hey, you okay if I invite 436 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,771 Marshall to join us? 437 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,771 - Yeah. 438 00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:25,234 Right. 439 00:11:25,276 --> 00:11:28,904 So, um, Chinese? 440 00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:35,953 You know, just because Zoey 441 00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:35,953 and I are a different kind of 442 00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:35,953 couple than you and Marshall... 443 00:11:35,994 --> 00:11:38,414 doesn't make us 444 00:11:35,994 --> 00:11:38,414 a worse couple. 445 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:40,832 You're right. 446 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:44,962 I-If you and Zoey are happy, 447 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:44,962 then who am I to judge? 448 00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,381 I'm so sorry. 449 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,885 Oh, my God. 450 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,885 Is that how support feels? 451 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,638 It's so warm 452 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,638 and wonderful. 453 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,141 Oh, Lily, 454 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,141 I've been so unhappy. 455 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,310 But I thought you liked 456 00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,310 being challenged? 457 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,686 Nobody likes 458 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,686 being challenged! 459 00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:04,022 Couldn't she agree 460 00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:04,022 with me just once, 461 00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:04,022 even on something little, 462 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:07,943 like... like what movie to see 463 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:07,943 or... or what topping 464 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:07,943 to get on a pizza... 465 00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:12,572 or... oh, I don't know... 466 00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:12,572 my lifelong dream of building 467 00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:12,572 a skyscraper in New York City? 468 00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:16,660 Well, in her defense, 469 00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:16,660 hamburger pizza, Ted? 470 00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:16,660 What are you, 12? 471 00:12:17,577 --> 00:12:19,371 You were right, Lily. 472 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,374 I mean, Zoey's great, 473 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,374 but sometimes I-I do wish... 474 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,127 we were a little more 475 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,127 like you and Marshall. 476 00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:29,840 There he is. 477 00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:29,840 Here we go. 478 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:44,104 I'm sorry. I don't speak... 479 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:44,104 whatever it is you're speaking. 480 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,899 Um, he speaks 481 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,899 perfect English. 482 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,899 Yeah, I-I know. 483 00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:51,945 Why did you 484 00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:51,945 ask me to come? 485 00:12:51,987 --> 00:12:54,865 So you could drive him 486 00:12:51,987 --> 00:12:54,865 to the fund-raiser. 487 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:57,242 Supporting Marshall 488 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:57,242 this much is 489 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:57,242 driving me crazy. 490 00:12:57,284 --> 00:12:59,828 I'm going to Spain. 491 00:12:57,284 --> 00:12:59,828 My flight leaves 492 00:12:57,284 --> 00:12:59,828 in 45 minutes. 493 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,331 Adios, muchacho. 494 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:10,464 Wait. Wait, wait, wait! 495 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:10,464 What do you mean 496 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:10,464 you're going to Spain? 497 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,257 You were right. 498 00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:14,885 If I hear myself say, 499 00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:14,885 "Baby, you have my full support" 500 00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:14,885 one more time, 501 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:18,055 I swear 502 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:18,055 I'm gonna murder someone! 503 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:20,182 What are you gonna 504 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:20,182 tell Marshall, huh? 505 00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:22,100 And when are you 506 00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:22,100 coming back? 507 00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:25,812 I honestly haven't 508 00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:25,812 thought it all the way through, 509 00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:25,812 and I don't intend to. 510 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:28,815 All I know is that 511 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:28,815 I'm a ticking time bomb, 512 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:33,778 and if I don't do 513 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:33,778 something for me right away, 514 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:33,778 I swear I'm gonna explode! 515 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,698 Wow! That's an evocative 516 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,698 metaphor to use... 517 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,742 for your nonthreatening, 518 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,742 totally patriotic emotions. 519 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:41,870 U.S.A.! 520 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:41,870 Okay, Lily, I get it. 521 00:13:41,912 --> 00:13:43,955 Marshall's been asking 522 00:13:41,912 --> 00:13:43,955 a lot lately. 523 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,666 But the thing to do is-is 524 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,666 tell him you've had enough. 525 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,460 I've never been good at that. 526 00:13:48,502 --> 00:13:50,879 And now, 527 00:13:48,502 --> 00:13:50,879 ever since his dad died, 528 00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:54,174 I-I feel like it's my job 529 00:13:50,921 --> 00:13:54,174 to just be fine with everything. 530 00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:58,596 But I'm not. I'm not fine 531 00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:58,596 that he volunteers our apartment 532 00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:58,596 for a giant fund-raiser... 533 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,723 and that he's not thinking 534 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,723 about how we're gonna pay 535 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,723 any of our bills... 536 00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:05,519 and that, apparently, 537 00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:05,519 we've given up on trying 538 00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:05,519 to have kids. 539 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:11,400 Lil. 540 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:11,400 I'm sorry, Ted. 541 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:11,400 I just... I gotta do this. 542 00:14:13,777 --> 00:14:17,030 My bag? 543 00:14:13,777 --> 00:14:17,030 Oh, no. I got it. 544 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,994 - There's nothin' to talk about. 545 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,994 - You trashed your office today! 546 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,872 I mean, you obviously 547 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,872 have some deep feelings 548 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,872 you're not confronting, 549 00:14:25,914 --> 00:14:27,874 and I think 550 00:14:25,914 --> 00:14:27,874 they're about your dad. 551 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:30,294 I don't wanna talk 552 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:30,294 about it, okay? 553 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:30,294 Why not? 554 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,837 Because I don't! 555 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,837 And why am I explaining 556 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,837 this to you? 557 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,799 You're the most secretive 558 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,799 person I know. You never 559 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:35,799 tell anybody anything. 560 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:40,845 I've never told anyone 561 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:40,845 this before. 562 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:46,393 Um, I was 16. 563 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:49,521 I was awakened 564 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:49,521 around midnight... 565 00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:51,898 by the sound 566 00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:51,898 of my father arguing... 567 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:55,026 with his business partner, 568 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:55,026 Andy Grenier. 569 00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:58,572 As things grew heated, 570 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,617 I watched my father's hands 571 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,617 slowly coil around... 572 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,244 the heavy antique clock 573 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,244 on his desk. 574 00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:11,168 The sun was just 575 00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:11,168 starting to rise 576 00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:11,168 over the bramble orchard... 577 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:14,838 as we packed the fresh earth 578 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:14,838 down with the flats 579 00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:14,838 of our shovels. 580 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,092 My dad and I 581 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,092 got our stories straight. 582 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,219 We walked back 583 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,219 to the house in silence... 584 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:24,014 and... haven't 585 00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:24,014 talked about it since. 586 00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:28,852 But sometimes, 587 00:15:28,893 --> 00:15:31,438 on a still night, 588 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,191 I can still 589 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,191 hear that clock... 590 00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:38,195 ticking, ticking, ticking. 591 00:15:40,864 --> 00:15:44,909 That's the most harrowing story 592 00:15:40,864 --> 00:15:44,909 I've ever heard. 593 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,954 Is it true? 594 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,954 No. 595 00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:52,543 But it did get you 596 00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:52,543 to drink three scotches, 597 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,045 which is why you're ready 598 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,045 to spill your guts. 599 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:57,088 Fine. 600 00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:01,218 The reason I'm upset about 601 00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:01,218 Marshall leaving GNB is... 602 00:16:02,802 --> 00:16:04,221 is... 603 00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:06,890 Hey. 604 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:10,769 The meatball sub. 605 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:15,440 - Huh? 606 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:15,440 - It all started months ago 607 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:15,440 in the GNB commissary. 608 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:17,442 It was meatball sub day. 609 00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:21,321 Oh, how I used to love 610 00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:21,321 meatball sub day. 611 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:25,075 And then, the most 612 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:25,075 humiliating moment of my life. 613 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:28,953 Hey, buddy. I think you got 614 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:28,953 a tiny bit of marinara sauce 615 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:28,953 on your tie there. 616 00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:39,506 I plotted my revenge for weeks, 617 00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:39,506 but nothing seemed right. 618 00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:41,841 Then it hit me. 619 00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:44,010 The answer 620 00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:44,010 was so elegant and simple. 621 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,726 An exploding meatball sub. 622 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,855 For months, I experimented. 623 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:10,912 More marinara sauce. 624 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:15,166 Finally, the sub was perfected. 625 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:19,296 The plan was in place. 626 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:19,296 The snare was baited. 627 00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:23,967 And then he quit, Robin. 628 00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:23,967 He quit! 629 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:28,305 It's meatball sub day today, 630 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:28,305 which is why I wanted Marshall 631 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:28,305 to come over and have lunch. 632 00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:32,100 But no. 633 00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:32,100 All that work wasted. 634 00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:34,978 You wanna make God laugh? 635 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:37,230 Tell him your plans, right? 636 00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:41,109 What is wrong with you? 637 00:17:43,403 --> 00:17:46,239 Hey. Oh, Professor Rodriguez. 638 00:17:43,403 --> 00:17:46,239 Thank you so much for coming. 639 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:49,033 Oh, my pleasure. 640 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:49,033 I have to use 641 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:49,033 the restroom. 642 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:52,162 Do you have some 643 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:52,162 extra invitations? 644 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:52,162 Right over there. 645 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,414 Enjoy. 646 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,414 Hey. 647 00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:56,750 Hey, thanks for 648 00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:56,750 picking him up. 649 00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:56,750 Yeah. Absolutely. 650 00:17:56,792 --> 00:18:00,003 Listen, something happened 651 00:17:56,792 --> 00:18:00,003 at the airport. Um... 652 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:02,881 What? 653 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:02,881 Well, we got there, 654 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:02,881 and, uh, Lily... 655 00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:04,466 Lily... 656 00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:06,718 Marshall, hey. Sorry. 657 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,681 I, uh, had to park 658 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,681 and... and grab some ice. 659 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,681 Sorry. 660 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,057 Oh, thanks, babe. 661 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,057 Mmm. 662 00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:16,311 You would not believe how much 663 00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:16,311 this one has done to help 664 00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:16,311 throw this party, Ted. 665 00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:18,772 I don't know 666 00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:18,772 how she does it. 667 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,859 Can't be easy, 668 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,859 huh, Lil? 669 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,904 Yeah. Listen, Marshall. 670 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,904 I-I need to talk to you 671 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,904 about something. 672 00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:28,323 No, you know what? 673 00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:28,323 Me too. Um... 674 00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:31,201 I want to thank you 675 00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:31,201 for being so supportive 676 00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:31,201 of me in all this. 677 00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:33,912 I've been at the NRDC 678 00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:33,912 for less than a week, 679 00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:37,374 and I've already 680 00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:37,374 done more to be proud of 681 00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:37,374 than in two years at GNB. 682 00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:41,545 I can't believe 683 00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:41,545 how good it feels. 684 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,632 But now it's time for me to... 685 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,632 to find a way to help the earth 686 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,632 and get paid for it, 687 00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:48,593 because I can't put 688 00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:48,593 that burden entirely on you. 689 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:52,681 So, starting tomorrow, 690 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:52,681 I'll look for something 691 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:52,681 with a paycheck. 692 00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:56,184 What do you think? 693 00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:56,184 Baby, you have 694 00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:56,184 my full support. 695 00:18:56,226 --> 00:18:57,895 Mmm. 696 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,021 Ted. 697 00:19:00,063 --> 00:19:03,400 Hey! What are you 698 00:19:00,063 --> 00:19:03,400 doin' here? 699 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,486 This is really important 700 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,486 to Marshall, so I came 701 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,486 to show my support. 702 00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:10,365 This you can 703 00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:10,365 be supportive of? 704 00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:10,365 What is that supposed to mean? 705 00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:13,326 I have the chance 706 00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:13,326 to build a skyscraper 707 00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:13,326 in the best city on earth, 708 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:15,787 and who's the one 709 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:15,787 leading the charge 710 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:15,787 to kill that dream? 711 00:19:15,829 --> 00:19:17,956 My girlfriend! 712 00:19:15,829 --> 00:19:17,956 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 713 00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,335 What about my lifelong dream 714 00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,335 of not seeing every beautiful 715 00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:22,335 building in Manhattan bulldozed? 716 00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:25,255 And in 717 00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:25,255 that moment I realized, though 718 00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:25,255 I really cared about Zoey, 719 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,257 I couldn't do this 720 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,257 for the next 50 years. 721 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:30,218 I had to break up with her. 722 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:30,218 But then... 723 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:41,479 Kids, some couples 724 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:41,479 always support each other, 725 00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:44,148 and some couples always 726 00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:44,148 challenge each other. 727 00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:47,110 But is one really better 728 00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:47,110 than the other? 729 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:50,488 Yes. Support is better, 730 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:50,488 way better. 731 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,991 But I'd have to learn that 732 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,991 the hard way. 733 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,622 You're too young. 734 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,622 This isn't fair. 735 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,791 We're not goin' 736 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:00,791 anywhere, buddy. 737 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,460 - We're gonna stay here 738 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,460 right till the end. 739 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,460 - Thank you, Marshall. 740 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:09,925 Marshall, can I ask 741 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:09,925 one final favor, my friend? 742 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,302 Yes, of course. 743 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,302 Of course. Anything. 744 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,598 Eat this meatball sub. 745 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,936 - Where-Where'd 746 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,936 you get a meatball... 747 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,936 - I don't have much time! 748 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,772 Yes, yes. Of course. 749 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,772 Of course. 750 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:28,819 Does this have some sort 751 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:28,819 of special meaning? 752 00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:35,909 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 753 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:38,495 I'm not sick, you idiots! 754 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:42,916 I've racked up $30,000 755 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:42,916 of uninsured medical bills 756 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:42,916 for symptoms I don't even have. 757 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:46,377 Totally worth it! 758 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:46,377 You should see 759 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:46,377 the look on your face. 760 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,798 Oh, wait. You can't, 761 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,798 'cause it's covered 762 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,798 in marinara sauce! 763 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,176 Ah, ha, ha! 764 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:56,471 Uh, Barney, 765 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:56,471 you got a little marinara 766 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:56,471 on your pajamas. 767 00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:31,756 English - US - Line 21