1 00:00:01,716 --> 00:00:03,467 Kids, 2 00:00:01,716 --> 00:00:03,467 when your Uncle Marshall... 3 00:00:03,509 --> 00:00:06,554 finally quit 4 00:00:03,509 --> 00:00:06,554 Goliath National Bank to do 5 00:00:03,509 --> 00:00:06,554 something better with his life, 6 00:00:06,595 --> 00:00:08,430 he left on great terms 7 00:00:06,595 --> 00:00:08,430 with his boss. 8 00:00:08,472 --> 00:00:11,183 Good luck, Marshall. 9 00:00:08,472 --> 00:00:11,183 And promise you'll list me 10 00:00:08,472 --> 00:00:11,183 as a reference. 11 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:17,481 Which made Marshall's 12 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:17,481 big interview... 13 00:00:17,523 --> 00:00:19,817 with a respected 14 00:00:17,523 --> 00:00:19,817 environmental organization 15 00:00:17,523 --> 00:00:19,817 all the more confusing. 16 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:23,362 I'm sorry. 17 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:23,362 I don't think you're the kind 18 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:23,362 of person we're looking for. 19 00:00:23,404 --> 00:00:25,781 I just got off the phone 20 00:00:23,404 --> 00:00:25,781 with Arthur Hobbs over at GNB. 21 00:00:25,823 --> 00:00:28,117 Oh, yeah. I worked 22 00:00:25,823 --> 00:00:28,117 with Marshall Eriksen. 23 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,494 At least I did 24 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,494 when he actually showed up. 25 00:00:30,536 --> 00:00:34,248 Marshall! 26 00:00:30,536 --> 00:00:34,248 Hey, it's... it's 2:30. 27 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:37,960 If it's no big deal, we'd sure 28 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:37,960 love it if you tried to get here 29 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:37,960 at least before lunch. 30 00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:41,463 Yeah? And I'd sure love 31 00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:41,463 to give a rat's ass. 32 00:00:45,342 --> 00:00:49,221 Oh! Mr. Eriksen, 33 00:00:45,342 --> 00:00:49,221 you're not wearing any pants. 34 00:00:50,305 --> 00:00:51,891 Your move. 35 00:00:55,686 --> 00:00:57,939 But, Marshall, 36 00:00:55,686 --> 00:00:57,939 what... what about 37 00:00:55,686 --> 00:00:57,939 the environment? 38 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:01,233 Screw the environment! 39 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:04,737 - "Screw the environment"? 40 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:04,737 - Oh, yeah. 41 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:07,531 We fired him when we 42 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:07,531 caught him clubbing a seal 43 00:01:04,779 --> 00:01:07,531 in his office... 44 00:01:07,573 --> 00:01:09,951 with an even cuter seal. 45 00:01:09,992 --> 00:01:12,036 Guy's a maniac. 46 00:01:12,078 --> 00:01:16,248 He's just an awful, 47 00:01:12,078 --> 00:01:16,248 flatulent racist. 48 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:19,376 - Sir, none of that is... 49 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:19,376 - Sorry. Interview over. 50 00:01:23,756 --> 00:01:27,301 And so Marshall stormed over 51 00:01:23,756 --> 00:01:27,301 to GNB, where he ran into Zoey. 52 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:30,888 If you wanna 53 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:30,888 get back at those jerks, 54 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:30,888 I have a proposition for you. 55 00:01:32,306 --> 00:01:35,977 Invitations 56 00:01:32,306 --> 00:01:35,977 for the demolition 57 00:01:32,306 --> 00:01:35,977 of the Arcadian. 58 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:38,729 As head of the project, 59 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:38,729 I get to decide how 60 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:38,729 we knock it down. 61 00:01:38,771 --> 00:01:41,273 I'm torn between training 62 00:01:38,771 --> 00:01:41,273 an actual coyote... 63 00:01:41,315 --> 00:01:44,026 to use an Acme 64 00:01:41,315 --> 00:01:44,026 dynamite plunger... 65 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:47,696 or hooking up a fuse to 66 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:47,696 Eddie Van Halen's guitar... 67 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:50,532 that goes off the second 68 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:50,532 he hits the last note 69 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:50,532 to "Hot For Teacher." 70 00:01:50,574 --> 00:01:54,369 [ Imitates Guitar Note, 71 00:01:50,574 --> 00:01:54,369 Fuse Sizzling, Explosion ] 72 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:57,206 Barney! Barney! Bar... 73 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,833 No. No. 74 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,833 I'm gonna go coyote. 75 00:02:00,168 --> 00:02:02,670 While no one wants 76 00:02:00,168 --> 00:02:02,670 to see a, uh, coyote... 77 00:02:02,711 --> 00:02:04,964 wearing a little hard hat 78 00:02:02,711 --> 00:02:04,964 more than me, 79 00:02:05,006 --> 00:02:08,342 remember, Zoey's protest 80 00:02:05,006 --> 00:02:08,342 could still shut 81 00:02:05,006 --> 00:02:08,342 your whole project down. 82 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,845 Oh, come on! 83 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,845 Zoey's not shutting 84 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,845 anything down, 85 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:13,848 standing out there 86 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:13,848 with her stupid megaphone, 87 00:02:10,886 --> 00:02:13,848 screaming in the wind, 88 00:02:13,889 --> 00:02:16,308 butt cheeks 89 00:02:13,889 --> 00:02:16,308 trembling with fury, 90 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:18,727 her perky breasts heaving, 91 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:20,729 her self-righteous 92 00:02:18,769 --> 00:02:20,729 nipples... 93 00:02:20,771 --> 00:02:23,149 Dude, 94 00:02:20,771 --> 00:02:23,149 that's my girlfriend. 95 00:02:23,191 --> 00:02:26,568 Point is, we are takin' her 96 00:02:23,191 --> 00:02:26,568 and the Arcadian down. 97 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:29,071 - Am I right, Teddy Westside? 98 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:29,071 - You know it! 99 00:02:29,113 --> 00:02:31,824 Ha-ha! 100 00:02:29,113 --> 00:02:31,824 Okay, see, 101 00:02:29,113 --> 00:02:31,824 that's so weird to me. 102 00:02:31,866 --> 00:02:34,076 That one second 103 00:02:31,866 --> 00:02:34,076 you're defending Zoey, 104 00:02:34,118 --> 00:02:36,537 and the next you're talking 105 00:02:34,118 --> 00:02:36,537 about her going down. 106 00:02:36,578 --> 00:02:38,956 Glad to know 107 00:02:36,578 --> 00:02:38,956 she's also mouthy 108 00:02:36,578 --> 00:02:38,956 in a good way. 109 00:02:38,998 --> 00:02:40,666 What up? 110 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,460 Dude, 111 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,460 that's his girlfriend. 112 00:02:43,502 --> 00:02:45,587 Isn't it tough 113 00:02:43,502 --> 00:02:45,587 dating the woman... 114 00:02:45,629 --> 00:02:48,174 that's trying to 115 00:02:45,629 --> 00:02:48,174 prevent your building 116 00:02:45,629 --> 00:02:48,174 from being built? 117 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:50,968 At first, yes, but we 118 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:50,968 figured out a great way 119 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:50,968 to deal with it. 120 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,887 We never talk about it. 121 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:55,347 And since then, 122 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:55,347 we've really been enjoying 123 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:55,347 each other's company. 124 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,349 So, every time 125 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,349 the Arcadian comes up, 126 00:02:57,391 --> 00:02:59,894 you guys just awkwardly 127 00:02:57,391 --> 00:02:59,894 change the subject? 128 00:02:59,935 --> 00:03:02,855 Yeah. But you'd be surprised. 129 00:02:59,935 --> 00:03:02,855 Doesn't even come up that often. 130 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:04,690 Hey, guys. 131 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:04,690 Hey! 132 00:03:04,732 --> 00:03:07,776 Meet the new lawyer I hired 133 00:03:04,732 --> 00:03:07,776 to help save the Arcadian. 134 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:14,700 So, Oprah's retiring. 135 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:14,700 Oof! 136 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:16,952 What's that world 137 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:16,952 gonna be like? 138 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:34,469 Wait. Marshall's 139 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:34,469 helping you save 140 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:34,469 the Arcadian now? 141 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:38,599 Yeah. Having a former 142 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:38,599 GNB employee on our side 143 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:38,599 is huge for us. 144 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,809 GNB is goin' down. 145 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,809 Totally. 146 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:45,689 So they found water 147 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:45,689 on Mars. What? 148 00:03:47,316 --> 00:03:50,152 Listen, I hate to go up against 149 00:03:47,316 --> 00:03:50,152 my two best friends, 150 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:51,904 but I really... I really 151 00:03:50,194 --> 00:03:51,904 need this right now. 152 00:03:51,946 --> 00:03:53,822 I mean, we're cool, right? 153 00:03:53,864 --> 00:03:57,659 Not only do you quit the job 154 00:03:53,864 --> 00:03:57,659 I stuck my neck out to get you, 155 00:03:57,701 --> 00:04:00,495 now you sabotage the project 156 00:03:57,701 --> 00:04:00,495 I'm in charge of? 157 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:03,207 Is this because 158 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:03,207 I brushed Lily's boob 159 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:03,207 with my elbow the other day? 160 00:04:03,249 --> 00:04:05,293 - That was on purpose! 161 00:04:03,249 --> 00:04:05,293 - What now? 162 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:07,419 - This is really 163 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:07,419 crossing the line. 164 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:07,419 - Barney, please... 165 00:04:07,461 --> 00:04:09,171 And thus began 166 00:04:07,461 --> 00:04:09,171 an all-out war... 167 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,589 - between Barney 168 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,589 and Marshall. 169 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,589 - Get used to it! 170 00:04:10,631 --> 00:04:12,883 Delivery from Mr. Stinson. 171 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:15,219 Barney sent us 172 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:15,219 pictures of himself. 173 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,763 Oh, God. What's he doing 174 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,763 to that megaphone? 175 00:04:18,722 --> 00:04:19,932 Ugh. 176 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:23,352 Oh! 177 00:04:26,147 --> 00:04:28,690 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 178 00:04:28,732 --> 00:04:32,945 Later, back at the bar, 179 00:04:28,732 --> 00:04:32,945 another war was just beginning. 180 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:37,658 Babe, can I 181 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:37,658 get you a drink? 182 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:41,787 No. I'm still not ready to put 183 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:41,787 my mouth on anything yet. 184 00:04:41,829 --> 00:04:44,915 I know. 185 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:48,085 You know what? 186 00:04:44,957 --> 00:04:48,085 Screw this. Game on. 187 00:04:56,177 --> 00:04:59,013 Can you believe this one? 188 00:04:56,177 --> 00:04:59,013 Wants our booth. 189 00:04:59,054 --> 00:05:01,140 Keeps giving us the walk-by. 190 00:05:01,182 --> 00:05:03,517 That bitch is not 191 00:05:01,182 --> 00:05:03,517 giving us the walk-by. 192 00:05:03,558 --> 00:05:05,602 The walk-by 193 00:05:03,558 --> 00:05:05,602 with the stink-eye. 194 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:07,396 The stink-eye walk-by? 195 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,564 Aw, hell, no! 196 00:05:09,606 --> 00:05:11,942 I hope this drink isn't 197 00:05:09,606 --> 00:05:11,942 teething, 'cause it's about 198 00:05:09,606 --> 00:05:11,942 to get nursed. 199 00:05:15,612 --> 00:05:18,157 Barney, your wife just called 200 00:05:15,612 --> 00:05:18,157 from the hospital. 201 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,409 It's a boy! 202 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,409 Look... 203 00:05:24,705 --> 00:05:26,456 This went on for days. 204 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:28,209 Congratulations. 205 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,003 You're about to be the 250th 206 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,003 girl that Barney has slept with. 207 00:05:31,045 --> 00:05:33,047 Try 283. 208 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:36,050 250 was months ago. 209 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:36,050 No, no, no. 210 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:38,927 I mean, you're 211 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:38,927 totally 250, baby. 212 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:38,927 No, no! 213 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:40,971 Oh, bye-bye. 214 00:05:46,018 --> 00:05:50,022 Mr. Stinson, 215 00:05:46,018 --> 00:05:50,022 I had to rush down as soon 216 00:05:46,018 --> 00:05:50,022 as I got your results. 217 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:54,151 I'm sorry, 218 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:54,151 but your crabs... 219 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:54,151 have super herpes. 220 00:05:58,947 --> 00:06:02,034 Oh, boy. Look who's back. 221 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:05,246 Look, Lily. 222 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:05,246 I think this girl 223 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:05,246 wants our seat. 224 00:06:05,287 --> 00:06:09,041 Should we leave 225 00:06:05,287 --> 00:06:09,041 or stay here 226 00:06:05,287 --> 00:06:09,041 Lionel Richie style... 227 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:11,668 "All Night Long"? 228 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:14,463 Excuse me, waitress. 229 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:14,463 I'll have a mojito. 230 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,465 And you'll have a no-seat, ho! 231 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,550 Oh! 232 00:06:23,305 --> 00:06:27,768 Ah, yes. The sweet, 233 00:06:23,305 --> 00:06:27,768 smoky taste of victory. 234 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:29,895 Are you sure it doesn't 235 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:29,895 taste like anything else? 236 00:06:30,687 --> 00:06:33,107 - That's it! 237 00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:35,150 Kent, Kent! 238 00:06:35,192 --> 00:06:38,195 Oh, God! 239 00:06:35,192 --> 00:06:38,195 Why would you do that 240 00:06:35,192 --> 00:06:38,195 to your own jacket? 241 00:06:38,237 --> 00:06:42,074 That's what you get, 242 00:06:38,237 --> 00:06:42,074 you traitor! 243 00:06:42,116 --> 00:06:43,617 - Oh, really? 244 00:06:42,116 --> 00:06:43,617 - Yeah, really. 245 00:06:43,658 --> 00:06:45,744 Really? 246 00:06:43,658 --> 00:06:45,744 Yeah. Re... 247 00:06:45,786 --> 00:06:48,622 Okay! Enough! 248 00:06:45,786 --> 00:06:48,622 You guys are outta here. 249 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:51,083 - Come on! 250 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:51,083 - Ejected. 251 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:55,796 I meant all of you! 252 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:55,796 You're all banned 253 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:55,796 from the bar! Out! 254 00:06:55,837 --> 00:06:57,923 - Carl! 255 00:06:55,837 --> 00:06:57,923 Carl. 256 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:01,218 This has nothing 257 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:01,218 to do with us. 258 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:01,218 It's totally ridiculous. 259 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:07,641 Don't look, baby. 260 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:07,641 Just don't look. 261 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:09,268 Come on. 262 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,565 This stupid feud 263 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,565 isn't gonna end... 264 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:18,652 until Marshall and Barney 265 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:18,652 finally talk about 266 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:18,652 their feelings, cry... 267 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:21,863 and then hug it out 268 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:21,863 like they do on Oprah. 269 00:07:21,905 --> 00:07:24,032 Man, what are we 270 00:07:21,905 --> 00:07:24,032 gonna do without her? 271 00:07:24,074 --> 00:07:25,993 Oh! 272 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:27,244 Oprah. 273 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:32,166 Wait. You know what? 274 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:32,166 These guys are not gonna 275 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:32,166 get all mushy sober. 276 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:34,251 We need to get 277 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:34,251 these bitches drunk. 278 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:37,212 Yes, but the right 279 00:07:34,293 --> 00:07:37,212 kind of drunk. 280 00:07:37,254 --> 00:07:41,049 Uh, we should go 281 00:07:37,254 --> 00:07:41,049 with something mellow. 282 00:07:37,254 --> 00:07:41,049 Maybe red wine? 283 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:45,262 Oh, I don't know. 284 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:45,262 Red wine has kind of 285 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:45,262 an odd effect on Barney. 286 00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:47,889 He reaches a point 287 00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:47,889 of sad clarity. 288 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:49,599 Ten, nine, eight... 289 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:52,019 I'm a B-plus. 290 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:52,019 seven, six... 291 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:55,063 My whole life 292 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:55,063 I was hoping to be an "A," 293 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:55,063 and I'm a B-plus. 294 00:07:55,105 --> 00:07:57,607 three, two, one! 295 00:07:55,105 --> 00:07:57,607 And I'm okay with that. 296 00:07:57,649 --> 00:08:00,235 Happy New Year! 297 00:08:00,277 --> 00:08:04,114 If we want them to open up, 298 00:08:00,277 --> 00:08:04,114 I say we go straight-up gin. 299 00:08:04,156 --> 00:08:06,575 Ooh. Last time Marshall 300 00:08:04,156 --> 00:08:06,575 got gin drunk... 301 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,411 was at that douchey bar 302 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,411 Barney likes to go to. 303 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,411 Mmm. 304 00:08:09,453 --> 00:08:11,830 Marshall almost got 305 00:08:09,453 --> 00:08:11,830 in a fight that night. 306 00:08:19,296 --> 00:08:20,630 Look at this meatball. 307 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:24,718 He's headed right towards me, 308 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:24,718 showin' me no respect. 309 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,929 Well, if he wants to 310 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,929 play chicken, this rooster 311 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,929 ain't backin' down! 312 00:08:32,351 --> 00:08:34,520 Oh. Mirror. 313 00:08:36,021 --> 00:08:38,732 How about martinis? 314 00:08:36,021 --> 00:08:38,732 Absolutely not. 315 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:40,901 I'm not going 316 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:40,901 anywhere near you 317 00:08:38,773 --> 00:08:40,901 and a martini. 318 00:08:40,942 --> 00:08:42,986 Why not? 319 00:08:43,028 --> 00:08:47,324 Mmm. Know what 320 00:08:43,028 --> 00:08:47,324 would be stupid? 321 00:08:43,028 --> 00:08:47,324 Ooh. 322 00:08:47,366 --> 00:08:49,951 If we made out. 323 00:08:47,366 --> 00:08:49,951 That would be so stupid. 324 00:08:51,579 --> 00:08:54,873 Hey, I dare you guys 325 00:08:51,579 --> 00:08:54,873 to dare us to make out. 326 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,751 Every time. 327 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:02,464 I only say that 328 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:02,464 because it would be 329 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:02,464 so stupid if we did. 330 00:09:02,506 --> 00:09:05,217 So stupid. 331 00:09:02,506 --> 00:09:05,217 Uh-huh. 332 00:09:05,259 --> 00:09:09,388 Oh, yeah? 333 00:09:05,259 --> 00:09:09,388 Well, what about you 334 00:09:05,259 --> 00:09:09,388 and absinthe? 335 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,724 I don't know. 336 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,724 We could have water, 337 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,724 soda, purple stuff. 338 00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:15,227 We're a dream 339 00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:15,227 a baby's having. 340 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:19,022 A dream that babies have. 341 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:21,858 I keep telling you, 342 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:21,858 that didn't... 343 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:21,858 It happened, and it changed me. 344 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:25,737 How about daiquiris? 345 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:25,737 Maybe. 346 00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:27,739 When Marshall has daiquiris, 347 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:31,243 he gets really into 348 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:31,243 how beautiful he is. 349 00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:33,120 Hey. 350 00:09:33,161 --> 00:09:36,624 I dare you guys 351 00:09:33,161 --> 00:09:36,624 to dare us to make out. 352 00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:38,917 Hey, Marsh, you know 353 00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:38,917 that's another mirror, right? 354 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:43,880 Peppermint schnapps? 355 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:43,880 No! 356 00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:47,468 Peppermint schnapps turns 357 00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:47,468 Barney into Richard Dawson. 358 00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:47,468 Who? 359 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:50,887 The crazy old host of 360 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:50,887 Family Feud who greeted women 361 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:50,887 by kissing them on the mouth. 362 00:09:51,805 --> 00:09:54,391 Hey there, darlin'. 363 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:57,018 How you doin'? 364 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:00,230 Hi. Is this your sister? 365 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:00,230 Mmm, mmm. 366 00:10:00,272 --> 00:10:04,943 Beautiful! 367 00:10:00,272 --> 00:10:04,943 Mmm. Mmm. 368 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:07,946 - Hey, where are 369 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:07,946 our chicken wings? 370 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:07,946 - Show me "chicken wings"! 371 00:10:07,988 --> 00:10:12,326 - Ah! Good order, Ted! 372 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,828 Okay, I'm gonna 373 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,828 go pick up Zoey, 374 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,828 then we're off. 375 00:10:14,869 --> 00:10:16,997 See ya Sunday. 376 00:10:14,869 --> 00:10:16,997 Oh, wait, Ted. 377 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:20,083 Do you have 378 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:20,083 a specific reaction 379 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:20,083 to any kind of alcohol? 380 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,003 Bourbon. 381 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:23,003 When I drink bourbon, 382 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:26,507 I get weirdly good 383 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:26,507 at beatboxing. 384 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:36,224 - Peace. I'm out. 385 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,976 Yeah! 386 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:40,979 Yeah, Ted, 387 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:40,979 I hate to tell you, 388 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:43,649 but the bourbon only 389 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:43,649 makes it sound good to you. 390 00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:45,359 Pa-choo! 391 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,901 Pa-choo! 392 00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:48,737 Ki-ki-ki-ki, 393 00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:48,737 ki-ki-ki-ki! 394 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,155 Ka-ka-ka-ka, 395 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,155 ka-ka-ka-ka! 396 00:10:50,197 --> 00:10:51,573 Koo-koo-koo-koo, 397 00:10:50,197 --> 00:10:51,573 koo-koo-koo-koo! 398 00:10:51,615 --> 00:10:54,868 Poom! 399 00:10:54,909 --> 00:10:56,870 Peace. I'm out. 400 00:11:01,124 --> 00:11:03,711 You had to take that away 401 00:11:01,124 --> 00:11:03,711 from me, didn't you? 402 00:11:06,463 --> 00:11:08,382 Well, enjoy 403 00:11:06,463 --> 00:11:08,382 Martha's Vineyard. 404 00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:10,842 Hopefully, by the time 405 00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:10,842 you get back, we'll be allowed 406 00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:10,842 back into MacLaren's. 407 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:15,305 - What do you mean? 408 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:15,305 - Barney and Marshall's feud 409 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:15,305 got us banned from the bar. 410 00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,224 We lost our booth. 411 00:11:17,265 --> 00:11:18,808 Oh... 412 00:11:17,265 --> 00:11:18,808 Stop. 413 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:22,854 Man, how did things 414 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:22,854 get so screwed up? 415 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:25,440 Of course, I knew the answer 416 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:25,440 to that... I was dating her. 417 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:28,569 But I wasn't about 418 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:28,569 to ruin our first big 419 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:28,569 romantic weekend away... 420 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:32,614 by bringing up 421 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:32,614 the one topic we agreed 422 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:32,614 was completely off-limits. 423 00:11:32,656 --> 00:11:35,743 You and the Arcadian 424 00:11:32,656 --> 00:11:35,743 are ruining my life! 425 00:11:32,656 --> 00:11:35,743 What? 426 00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:38,787 - I thought 427 00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:38,787 we weren't talking about... 428 00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:38,787 - We're talking about this. 429 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,998 Look, I can handle you trying 430 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,998 to prevent me from fulfilling 431 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,998 a lifelong dream. 432 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,000 That's just being 433 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,000 in a relationship. 434 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,253 But now you turn 435 00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,253 my best friend against me? 436 00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:48,380 Marshall made his own choice. 437 00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:48,380 Why aren't you mad at him? 438 00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:50,716 Because he's going through 439 00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:50,716 a lot right now. 440 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,051 He's looking for 441 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,051 something to believe in, 442 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,051 and you took advantage of that. 443 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,887 You're just like those Internet 444 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,887 swindlers who tricked him 445 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:55,887 into paying 300 bucks... 446 00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:57,806 for a lock 447 00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:57,806 of Sasquatch fur. 448 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,183 You cannot compare 449 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,183 the Arcadian... 450 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:02,519 to a Ziploc bag full 451 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:02,519 of Turkish armpit hair. 452 00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:05,397 The Arcadian is a beautiful, 453 00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:05,397 magnificent hotel. 454 00:12:05,439 --> 00:12:07,857 Okay. You know what? 455 00:12:05,439 --> 00:12:07,857 We're settling this 456 00:12:05,439 --> 00:12:07,857 once and for all. 457 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:13,363 Okay. We've cross-referenced 458 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:13,363 every alcohol... 459 00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:15,616 with Marshall 460 00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:15,616 and Barney's reaction. 461 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:17,785 What's the right drink 462 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:17,785 for this situation? 463 00:12:17,826 --> 00:12:21,162 Well, they're not talking. 464 00:12:17,826 --> 00:12:21,162 They're not even looking 465 00:12:17,826 --> 00:12:21,162 at each other. 466 00:12:21,204 --> 00:12:25,751 God, it reminds me of those 467 00:12:21,204 --> 00:12:25,751 awkward Sunday dinners with 468 00:12:21,204 --> 00:12:25,751 my mom, my dad and his mistress. 469 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,253 Families, right? 470 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:30,130 Oh. 471 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:30,130 I-I guess. 472 00:12:30,171 --> 00:12:32,591 That seems like 473 00:12:30,171 --> 00:12:32,591 a whole other thing. 474 00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:36,720 We need a drink 475 00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:36,720 that will start a fight. 476 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:39,097 [ Ice Cubes Clink In Glass, 477 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:39,097 Liquid Pouring ] 478 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,683 Do you know what I had to do 479 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,683 to get you that job? 480 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:44,436 Do you know what I had 481 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:44,436 to do to will myself 482 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:44,436 to show up every day? 483 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:47,773 What? Wear a wrinkled suit 484 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:47,773 and not give a damn about 485 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:47,773 what your hair looked like? 486 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:51,652 I showed up with wet hair 487 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:51,652 once! Once! 488 00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:53,570 Fine. I'm trying to say... 489 00:12:57,491 --> 00:12:59,743 Well, here we are. 490 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:03,747 I had a reservation 491 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:03,747 at a four-star inn 492 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:03,747 overlooking the ocean, 493 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:07,083 but, uh, how can that compete 494 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:07,083 with such a beautiful, 495 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,503 magnificent hotel? 496 00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:18,094 Welcome to the Arcadian. 497 00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:19,888 [ Squeaking, 498 00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:19,888 Scampering ] 499 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,354 So here's the deal. 500 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,899 If you can last until sunrise 501 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,899 in your precious Arcadian, 502 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,818 I'll join your side. 503 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:36,112 You're on. 504 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:36,112 This place is fantastic. 505 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:38,072 Oh. 506 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:38,072 They even left a chocolate 507 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:38,072 on the pillow. 508 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,949 That's not a chocolate. 509 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,537 How dare you! 510 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,537 Why do you keep making up 511 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,537 everything about... 512 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,914 Okay, now we need 513 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,914 to get them something 514 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,914 that will make them... 515 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,249 emotionally vulnerable 516 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,249 and completely, 517 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,249 pathetically honest. 518 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,211 Yeah, we need a drink 519 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,211 that... that takes subtext 520 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,211 and turns it into text. 521 00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:52,546 Yeah. 522 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,134 See, ever since 523 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,134 the death of my father, 524 00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,762 I have been drawn to 525 00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,762 the idea of preservation. 526 00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:02,890 That's why the Arcadian 527 00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:02,890 speaks to me. 528 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:06,226 Ever since my father 529 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:06,226 walked out on my childhood, 530 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:10,230 I've had serious 531 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:10,230 abandonment issues. You 532 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:10,230 walking out on me like that... 533 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:14,108 - I didn't even think of that. 534 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:14,108 - It made me wonder what could 535 00:14:10,271 --> 00:14:14,108 I have done to make him stay. 536 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,820 You didn't do anything wrong. 537 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,820 It wasn't you, Barney. 538 00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,280 That's what everyone 539 00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,280 keeps saying, but people 540 00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:19,280 just keep leaving me! 541 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,203 - Wow, that got 542 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,203 real o'clock. 543 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,203 - Yeah. 544 00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:27,455 We need to get them up 545 00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:27,455 and having fun. 546 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:36,464 Dance, my puppets, dance. 547 00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:39,384 Now do you see 548 00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:39,384 why I'm always interfering 549 00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:39,384 in other people's lives? 550 00:14:39,426 --> 00:14:41,428 Oh, God. Totally. 551 00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:45,348 No. 552 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:49,394 Well, we're here 553 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:49,394 for the night. 554 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:55,149 Might as well have some fun. 555 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:55,149 Care to join me? 556 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,611 Dust just flew out 557 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,611 of that comforter 558 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,611 in the shape of a skull. 559 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,573 Ooh, something 560 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,573 just passed through me. 561 00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:04,075 Can you get S.T.D.'s 562 00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:04,075 from the ghost 563 00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:04,075 of a prostitute? 564 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:10,916 Hey! 565 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:10,916 What are you doing 566 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:10,916 in our bathroom? 567 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,627 This bathroom 568 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,627 for entire floor! 569 00:15:17,631 --> 00:15:19,591 Okay. Final round. 570 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:22,677 What simple act will 571 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:22,677 get the boys to finally 572 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:22,677 forgive each other? 573 00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:24,596 Sharing a brandy. 574 00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:27,474 Which is what I walked into 575 00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:27,474 my parents doing once. 576 00:15:27,515 --> 00:15:29,476 Brandy was 577 00:15:27,515 --> 00:15:29,476 my father's mistress. 578 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,895 Parents, right? 579 00:15:31,937 --> 00:15:34,355 Again, just a whole 580 00:15:31,937 --> 00:15:34,355 other thing, sweetie. 581 00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,275 Where'd they go? 582 00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,275 Oh, no. 583 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,820 They did shots. 584 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,820 What... What is it? 585 00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:43,615 What's the worst thing 586 00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:43,615 they could possibly 587 00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:43,615 drink right now? 588 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:53,374 Your place or mi... 589 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,585 Your place 590 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,585 or mi... 591 00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,712 Let's go 592 00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,712 to your place. 593 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,303 Kids, don't drink tequila. 594 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:10,183 These were supposed to be 595 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:10,183 for a romantic dinner 596 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:10,183 on our balcony... 597 00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:12,978 as we were serenaded by 598 00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:12,978 the sounds of the ocean. 599 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,313 But I guess 600 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,313 we'll have to settle 601 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,313 for what sounded like... 602 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:18,692 two very large men 603 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:18,692 having sex next door... 604 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,611 with a third 605 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,611 very small man. 606 00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:24,865 I think that small man 607 00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:24,865 sounded very moved by 608 00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:24,865 the Arcadian's beauty. 609 00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:29,786 Okay. What is it? 610 00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:29,786 And don't give me, 611 00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:29,786 "It's beautiful." 612 00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:32,998 Don't give me, 613 00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:32,998 "It's magnificent." 614 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,793 What is it about this place 615 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,793 that makes you so passionate 616 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,793 to save it? 617 00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:40,254 Uh... 618 00:16:42,215 --> 00:16:44,175 Well, 619 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:47,554 when I was a little girl, 620 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,639 my family used to live here. 621 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:51,641 Why-Why have you 622 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:51,641 never told me that? 623 00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:54,728 I never tell anyone that. 624 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:57,522 It makes it sound like 625 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:57,522 it would be impossible 626 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:57,522 for me to be objective, 627 00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:00,274 but... 628 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:03,611 the truth is, I... 629 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:05,405 I loved growing up here. 630 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,492 We had just moved 631 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,492 to New York. 632 00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:12,495 We were completely broke. 633 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:16,499 But my mom 634 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:16,499 told my sisters and me 635 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:16,499 that the Arcadian was a castle, 636 00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,586 and we believed her. 637 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:23,882 I know it's not 638 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:23,882 what it used to be, 639 00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:29,763 but this building 640 00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:29,763 is a part of who I am. 641 00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:35,435 That's why I want so badly... 642 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:37,771 for you to like it too. 643 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:41,482 Kids, you never forget 644 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:41,482 the first time, or place, 645 00:17:41,524 --> 00:17:43,568 you tell a girl... 646 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,862 I love you. 647 00:17:45,904 --> 00:17:47,363 I love you too. 648 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,459 Come on in. 649 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,459 You're unbanned. 650 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,211 I gave these guys some drinks, 651 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,211 and they calmed down 652 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,211 and made up. 653 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,213 - Well, what drink 654 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,213 finally did the trick? 655 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,427 - A beer. 656 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,427 - Of course, beer. 657 00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:12,097 I love you. 658 00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:12,097 I love you! 659 00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:15,892 No, no. Not right now. 660 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:21,397 You know, 661 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:21,397 I guess this place 662 00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:21,397 isn't so bad. 663 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:23,775 See? With a little renovation, 664 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:23,775 we could restore it 665 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:23,775 to its former... 666 00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:25,359 What was that? 667 00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:28,237 - What was what? 668 00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:28,237 - I think it went under the bed. 669 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,406 - Yeah. I don't see anything. 670 00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:32,826 Ted! Ted! What is that? 671 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,702 Oh, my God! 672 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,747 It's the cock-a-mouse! 673 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,747 The what? 674 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:42,418 Cock-a-mouse. 675 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:42,418 Part cockroach, 676 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:42,418 part mouse. 677 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,546 It used to live 678 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,546 in our apartment. 679 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,546 It must've settled here. 680 00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:48,382 And, oh, look! 681 00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:48,382 It had babies. 682 00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:51,469 Good for it! 683 00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:51,469 Ew. 684 00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,180 I give up. You win. 685 00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,180 Let's go. 686 00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:58,392 Be well, my friends! 687 00:19:04,191 --> 00:19:06,526 Aw, just how 688 00:19:04,191 --> 00:19:06,526 we left them. 689 00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,569 Morning. 690 00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:11,031 Who wants breakfast? 691 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:15,451 You got some coffee 692 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:15,451 so I can throw it 693 00:19:11,072 --> 00:19:15,451 in this traitor's face? 694 00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,370 Oh, yeah? Hey! Hey! 695 00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:19,998 Do you guys have 696 00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:19,998 some pancakes, 697 00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:19,998 because I... 698 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,167 would really like 699 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,167 some pancakes. 700 00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:25,212 They're fantastic. 701 00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:25,212 Let's be honest. I love them. 702 00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:25,212 But I hate this guy! 703 00:19:25,253 --> 00:19:27,421 I thought they made up 704 00:19:25,253 --> 00:19:27,421 last night. 705 00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:29,924 Damn it. 706 00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:29,924 I know what happened. 707 00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:32,677 I love you. 708 00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:32,677 I love you! 709 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:37,598 No, no. Not right now. 710 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,894 Carl, a round 711 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,894 of champagne. 712 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,894 Ooh! 713 00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:43,271 The champagne! 714 00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:43,271 We gave them 715 00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:43,271 one drink too many. 716 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,398 They must have blacked out 717 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,398 and forgotten 718 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,398 the whole thing. 719 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:49,236 What kind of dirtbag 720 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:49,236 doesn't stand 721 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:49,236 by his best friends, 722 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:52,697 but instead sides with 723 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:52,697 some self-righteous bitch... 724 00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:54,866 with a pointless cause 725 00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:54,866 and a megaphone? 726 00:19:54,908 --> 00:19:57,577 Dude, 727 00:19:54,908 --> 00:19:57,577 that's my girlfriend. 728 00:19:57,618 --> 00:19:59,620 And you know what? 729 00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:04,417 I'm on her side now too. 730 00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:04,417 Whoa. Whoa. 731 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,254 You have got 732 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,254 to be kidding me! Ted! 733 00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:09,380 Okay, what drink 734 00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:09,380 can fix this? 735 00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:13,551 Mama's done with this drama. 736 00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:13,551 What drink can fix the headache 737 00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:13,551 these clowns are giving me? 738 00:20:14,552 --> 00:20:15,929 I got it. 739 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,934 Right? 740 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:23,728 Time is music 741 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:23,728 the planets make. 742 00:20:40,745 --> 00:20:43,372 What is that? 743 00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:25,706 English - US - Line 21