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Kids, this is a story of landmarks.

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There are certain moments in
life when you have to decide

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which things you can stand
to see torn down,

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and which things you have
to preserve, no matter what.

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Such a moment came
for all of us

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in May of 2011,
at a special meeting of the

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New York City Landmarks
Preservation Commission,

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where the fate of The Arcadian

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would be decided
once and for all.

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A symbol of strength
and constancy,

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the stone lion of The Arcadian

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has watched over
New Yorkers for generations.

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So remember:

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if the lion head stonework
is regal,

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then tearing it down
should be illegal.

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Well...

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Did you like that?
All right, uh...

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We must make sure
the lion is always there.

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Destroy The Arcadian?
Oh, no, don't you dare.

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Yeah? Yeah? Okay.

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Try this one on for size...

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If you want New York's history
at your beck and call...

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All right, thank you,
Mr. Eriksen.

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I just have...

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We will now hear from the architect

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of the proposed GNB Tower,

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Ted Mosby.

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Now, uh,

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Mr. Mosby, let's just
cut right to the chase.

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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?

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Okay, it's killing me. What
rhymes with "beck and call?"

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Wrecking ball.

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Don't go swinging
no wrecking ball.

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Ah...

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Thank you.

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? How I Met Your Mother 6x23?
Landmarks
Original Air Date on May 9, 2011

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BYBigAditya
say thanks @ bigaditya@gmail. comif u appreciate

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Mr. Mosby,

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do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?

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It's not a difficult question.

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Actually, it was
a difficult question.

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Of course, had he asked me
a few days earlier,

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I would have
immediately said...

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"Yes. The Arcadian
should be a landmark."

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And then the crowd
"Oh, my God!

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"Did he really
just say that?

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"Oh, heavens!

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"Oh, my stars!

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I must clutch
my pearls!"

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So these things are generally
attended by old Southern ladies?

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Almost exclusively.
But here's my point:

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If they ask GNB's chief
architect— aka me—

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if The Arcadian should be a
landmark, and I say "yes"?

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That, no, that wasn't The
Arcadian being destroyed;

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that was GNB's hopes of
destroying The Arcadian.

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I'm sorry, I should
have been more clear.

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Yeah.

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The Arcadian's gonna
be all like...

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Nice.

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I have a message from Barney.

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Things between Barney

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and the rest of us
had gotten a little frosty.

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First this happened.

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Meet the new lawyer I hired
to help save The Arcadian.

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And then this happened.

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What kind of dirtbag

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doesn't stand by his best
friends, but instead,

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sides with some
self-righteous bitch

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with a pointless cause
and a megaphone?

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Dude!
That's my girlfriend.

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And ya know what?

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I'm on her side now, too.

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Which led to this happening.

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Message from Barney?
That's my cue to leave.

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Good night, guys.

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- I love you.
- Mmm. Love you, too.

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Good night.
Good night.

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All right,
what's the message?

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'Cause if it's another
hypothetical

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yet eerily accurate
drawing of my boobs ( . ) ( . )

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Yeah, I have that, too.

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Damn it.

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All right, here's the message.

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"Oh, hey, guys.
Didn't see you there.

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"I was too busy
feelin' fine and..."

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Really?

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"Feelin' fine
and gettin' some 'jine."

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"You may have
noticed the giant plate

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"of hot wings in front of me.

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"I know how much
you love hot wings.

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"Too bad someone
bribed the kitchen

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"to take them
off the menu tonight.

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"So, if you want some,

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"you're going to have
to come back to GNB.

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"But hurry, this offer

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will be gone lickety-split."

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"Do evil laugh."

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Oh, um...

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So, what are you turds up to?

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Oh, we've got the big
LPC meeting in two days.

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I have my whole
presentation worked out.

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I just need to find a
good rhyme to end on.

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Why does it need to rhyme?

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Mm.

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If you end an argument
with a rhyme,

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it's convincing all the time.
Yeah.

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It's why in
our apartment:

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If you're a-hopin'
to score,

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don't leave your socks
on the floor.

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And she hasn't since.
No.

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Okay, okay.
A couple of things.

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Lily, how'd I do?
Nailed it.

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Secondly, Ted,

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I'm sorry I said
mean things about Zoey.

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Are you really going to walk
away from this project

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just because you're mad at me?

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It's not because
I'm mad at you.

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Barney, The Arcadian
was designed

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by a guy named
John Clifford Larrabee.

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And even though he's been dead
for half a century,

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it's my duty,
architect to architect,

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to keep his work alive.

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Please tell me a little
part of you understands.

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I understand.

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Zoey has magic lady bits.
What?

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Zoey's lady bits...

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are magic, and that's
how she controls your mind.

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You see,
every few hundred millennia,

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lady bits leap forward...
I know

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you're only just
getting started,

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but this is
already gross.

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I once knew such a girl.

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It was last call.

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In this very bar.

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What...?

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No...

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What?

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No...

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What?

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Um...

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thank you for, um, not using
a first name in that story.

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Barney, this is
about the building.

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Come on. This is so
about the girl.

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Okay, fine.
It's about the girl!

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I am doing this for Zoey!

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I'm in love with her.

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Look, I know it's early,
but there's a very good chance

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Zoey might be the mother
of my children.

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So, in addition to doing this
for John Clifford Larrabee,

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I'm also doing this
for Luke and Leia.

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Wait. She's gonna let you
name your kids Luke and Leia?

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Not if I knock down her favorite
building, she isn't.

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Barney, I'm sorry.

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Oh, you're not sorry now,
Ted Mosby.

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But you will be.

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You... will... be.

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That's how you do an evil laugh.

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Ciao for now.

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Now, kids, you remember Arthur Hobbs,

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Barney and Marshall's
old boss at GNB?

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Well, Arthur was going through
a divorce and taking it

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kind of hard.
Hi, Arthur.

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Everything okay?

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No, everything's not okay.

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My stupid wife got
custody of Tugboat.

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God, I should have
kept her hidden

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in a cage in the basement.

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Isn't that animal cruelty?

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I'm talking about my wife.

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Oh. That's fine, then.

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So listen, you know Ted,
the architect?

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Yeah, I know your friend Ted.
So,

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if Ted stood up at
that big meeting tomorrow

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and said that he thought The
Arcadian should be a landmark...

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you wouldn't just fire him,
would you?

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Right?

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You wouldn't just...

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You wouldn't just... yeah...

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No, Barney.
I wouldn't just fire him.

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I'd also fire you.

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Come again for Big Fudge?

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Can you believe that?
I can't be unemployed, Robin!

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My job is my identity;
It's who I am.

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It gives me
the confidence I need

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to convince girls
I'm a fighter pilot.

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I-I don't understand.

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Why would he fire you?

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I don't understand.

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Why would you fire me?

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Have you already forgotten
how Mosby got that job?

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By being
the best architect available?

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No.

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By... being Latino?

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No. Let me refresh your memory.

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We were in this very room.

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Guys, I'm telling you,

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if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic,
fire me.

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Damn it!

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I was kidding?

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I'm not kidding!

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Oh, by the way, Arthur,

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uh, how are things
with you and your wife?

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Really good.

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In fact, I just put
all my assets in her name.

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Smartest thing I've ever done.

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Damn it!
No,

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you'd better make sure Mosby
doesn't screw up tomorrow.

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Because either
that building is going down,

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or you're going down.

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They're going

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to fire him? That sucks.
He loves that job.

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And he's been doing it
for years.

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Okay, what does Barney
do at GNB?

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No idea.
He has a lot of keys.

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Okay, Ted, can you just please
think about this before you...

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There's nothing to think about.

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I-I can't lose Zoey.

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That's the only thing
that matters to me right now.

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Okay, Ted...

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you know I love Zoey.

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But, look, sometimes...

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I go play chess in the park.

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And the key to chess...

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Okay, I play online.

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But the key to chess...
Okay, it's Angry Birds!

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But the key to Angry Birds

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is to always try to see
every possible outcome.

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And to... hit some pigs
with rocks or something.

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I don't know; I don't play.
I can't get it to download.

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The point is,
this thing with you and Zoey?

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I can see it going
three possible ways.

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There's the first scenario.

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The chairman asks you...

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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?

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You say...
No.

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And Zoey dumps you on the spot.

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We're done here.

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There's the second scenario.

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The chairman asks you...

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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?

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You say...
Yes

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And you're happy
for, like, a second,

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until you realize the building
you helped save

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has just become a monument

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to everything
this woman made you give up,

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and you resent her for it,

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so much so, in fact,
that you dump her.

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We're done here.

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You said there was
a third scenario.

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Right.

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The chairman asks you...

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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?

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But before you can answer...

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You're hit in the neck with
a blow dart fired by the ninja

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Zoey's ex-husband hired
to assassinate you.

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That one's less likely.

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What I'm saying...

258
00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:28,104
what I hate saying...

259
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,606
is this.

260
00:10:30,607 --> 00:10:32,541
You and Zoey are gonna break up.

261
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,977
But you can still
save your career

262
00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:36,312
and Barney's.

263
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,681
Okay, first of all,

264
00:10:38,682 --> 00:10:40,483
no ninja's getting a jump on me.

265
00:10:40,484 --> 00:10:43,853
I have the reflexes
of a jungle...

266
00:10:43,854 --> 00:10:45,321
Tree?

267
00:10:46,757 --> 00:10:48,024
Second of all,

268
00:10:48,025 --> 00:10:50,126
I don't care that the odds
are stacked against us.

269
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,261
I'd rather try
to make this work with Zoey

270
00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:55,364
than spend the rest of my life
alone playing Angry Birds,

271
00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:56,532
which, by the way, I've shown
you how to download,

272
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,701
like, 20 times.
I've got to say,

273
00:10:58,702 --> 00:11:00,136
I'm with Ted on this.

274
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,370
Thank you.
I mean, yes,

275
00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:03,689
this is a huge,
divisive issue for them.

276
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,641
Which means
no matter what happens,

277
00:11:05,642 --> 00:11:07,877
there's gonna be
a lot of resentment.

278
00:11:07,878 --> 00:11:09,145
Probably lasting

279
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,679
for years...

280
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:15,051
infecting every single moment of
the rest of their relationship.

281
00:11:15,052 --> 00:11:17,953
So, in conclusion,
I'm with Robin on this.

282
00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:19,722
Thank you.

283
00:11:19,723 --> 00:11:21,290
That night,

284
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,526
as I slept soundly...

285
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:33,235
Barney, what are you doing?

286
00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:35,404
Who is this Barney?

287
00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:37,690
My name is
John Clifford Larrabee,

288
00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:39,742
architect of The Arcadian.

289
00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:40,743
And I am

290
00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:41,977
visiting you

291
00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:44,680
in a dream...

292
00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,882
Really? 'Cause it feels
more like my insane friend

293
00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:49,151
renting a costume
and breaking into my apartment

294
00:11:49,152 --> 00:11:50,619
in the middle of the night

295
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,322
for what I wish
I could say was the first time.

296
00:11:53,323 --> 00:11:54,824
Look, it's a dream, it is.

297
00:11:54,825 --> 00:11:57,026
So just... okay?

298
00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,496
Theodore...

299
00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:02,231
heed my words:

300
00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:05,835
do not try to save
The Arcadian.

301
00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:07,136
Barney, there's condoms
in the drawer.

302
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,387
Just take them and get out.

303
00:12:08,388 --> 00:12:10,606
I am not

304
00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:11,891
Barney...

305
00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:14,910
Whoa! Lighting change!

306
00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:19,615
Theodore, you know The Arcadian
is a badly built,

307
00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:22,518
architecturally unimportant
rat's nest

308
00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:25,321
designed by an overpaid,
plagiarizing ether addict

309
00:12:25,322 --> 00:12:26,989
with two thumbs.

310
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,958
This guy.

311
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,393
Okay, yes,
it's-it's a terrible building,

312
00:12:31,394 --> 00:12:34,530
but... does that mean
we have to knock it down?

313
00:12:34,531 --> 00:12:36,699
I mean, it's
not bothering anyone.

314
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,968
Just anyone who lives in it.

315
00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:40,870
Or looks at it.

316
00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,538
Or smells it.

317
00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:46,041
New York is never finished,
Theodore.

318
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:47,510
She's a lady

319
00:12:47,511 --> 00:12:50,546
only a handful of architects
ever get to dance with.

320
00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:51,914
Do not miss

321
00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:53,883
your turn.

322
00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:58,821
The Arcadian has to go,
doesn't it?

323
00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:00,022
Indeed.

324
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:03,559
You realize this kind of
screws up my personal life.

325
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,061
Mo' buildings, mo' problems.

326
00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:11,066
This is a dream, right?

327
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:13,702
Because, Barney, I swear to God,
if that's you...

328
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,844
Mommy's got
Magic Lady Bits, Ted.

329
00:13:21,845 --> 00:13:24,513
Dream! Dream!

330
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,282
It was just a dream.

331
00:13:34,191 --> 00:13:36,258
?

332
00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:48,504
Hey. I know it's late,
but, uh...

333
00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:50,773
you want to meet up?

334
00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:53,042
Hello, Mr. Lion.

335
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,677
"Look on my works,

336
00:13:54,678 --> 00:13:58,380
ye mighty, and despair"

337
00:13:58,381 --> 00:14:02,518
Hey, I met you right...

338
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:07,206
here.

339
00:14:07,207 --> 00:14:08,908
Right. And I mistook you

340
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:10,709
for a prostitute right...

341
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:12,661
here.

342
00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:14,330
As far as you know,
I still could be one.

343
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,364
Ah.
And you,

344
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:17,750
my good man, have
run up quite a tab.

345
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:24,873
Worth every penny.

346
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,310
All right...

347
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:29,762
this was fun.

348
00:14:31,715 --> 00:14:34,350
I'm gonna take this cab.

349
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,051
Big day tomorrow.

350
00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:38,020
We need to get some sleep.

351
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,793
And yet...

352
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,563
No, we should get some sleep.

353
00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:49,698
But this was fun.

354
00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:51,066
Yeah.

355
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,901
It's nice getting one last look

356
00:14:52,902 --> 00:14:54,937
to remember what
we're trying to save.

357
00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:58,274
Exactly.

358
00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,309
You okay?

359
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,177
Yeah. Good night.

360
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:06,949
Mr. Mosby, I'm going
to ask you one last time.

361
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,551
Should The Arcadian
be a landmark?

362
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:14,023
No, it shouldn't be a landmark.

363
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:15,991
There are a lot

364
00:15:15,992 --> 00:15:17,693
of important buildings
in New York.

365
00:15:17,694 --> 00:15:19,495
The Arcadian isn't one of them.

366
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,301
E-Excuse me,

367
00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:26,935
I have a question for Mr. Mosby.

368
00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:28,320
If he doesn't think

369
00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:32,241
The Arcadian's worth saving,
then whose voice is this?

370
00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:34,843
TED
The Arcadian should be a landmark.

371
00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:36,278
It should.

372
00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:39,315
The lion head stonework
is iconic.

373
00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:41,550
I hate working for GNB.

374
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:42,785
They're a bunch of...

375
00:15:42,786 --> 00:15:44,787
wieners and gonads.

376
00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:46,822
Oh, heavens!

377
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:48,524
My stars!

378
00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:50,426
Is that your voice, Mr. Mosby?

379
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:57,433
Yeah, that's me.

380
00:16:02,374 --> 00:16:04,341
This is a nightmare.
I can't believe

381
00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:05,405
she kept that tape.

382
00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:06,373
The LPC's gonna

383
00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,041
come back with a decision
tomorrow,

384
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:09,309
and based on today...

385
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,077
They're gonna landmark
the hell out of that place.

386
00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:13,413
Yeah. We'll end up
out of a job,

387
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:18,018
all thanks to some stupid,
only sort of awesome lion head.

388
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,820
Better get used
to that lion head.

389
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:23,757
As of tomorrow, it's gonna be
there till the end of times.

390
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:26,593
And all because
of my sweet, sweet rhymes.

391
00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:30,364
What are we gonna do?

392
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,936
We should buy a bar.
We should totally buy a bar!

393
00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:37,604
We should absolutely
totally buy a bar!

394
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,273
It's really the only
sensible idea right now.

395
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:40,574
Oh, oh, and ready?

396
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:41,942
It's a theme bar.

397
00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:42,976
Mm!

398
00:16:42,977 --> 00:16:44,011
It's a courtroom.

399
00:16:44,012 --> 00:16:46,063
Yes!
Ah!

400
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:49,249
Where the bartenders
wear sexy judges' robes.

401
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,884
I'll allow it!

402
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,287
The only court where you
show up, then get served.

403
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,287
Ho!

404
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:56,557
You're judged by a jury
of your beers.

405
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,474
That's not bad.

406
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,492
Just stop it!

407
00:16:58,493 --> 00:16:59,560
No one's buying a bar.

408
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,145
Right now we have
a little problem.

409
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,963
Let's just think
of a solution.

410
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:04,932
Lily, it's over.

411
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,600
The good guys lost.

412
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:09,269
I don't know, homegirl
is pretty diabolical.

413
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:12,339
If there is a plan
that'll get us out of this,

414
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,442
it's somewhere
inside this butter churn.

415
00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:17,578
She'll think of it.

416
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,380
I'm just gonna sit here...

417
00:17:20,381 --> 00:17:22,332
and watch it happen.

418
00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:26,420
And she's got it!

419
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,005
Lily, what's the plan?

420
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,657
Oh, this ought to be good.

421
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,793
And then Lily told us her plan.

422
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:35,796
Oh, this is good!

423
00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,731
We have to find
Arthur right now.

424
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:42,302
What is so difficult
about this?

425
00:17:42,303 --> 00:17:44,004
Tugboat figured this out
in, like, five minutes.

426
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,739
This is bush league!

427
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:47,007
Hey, Arthur!

428
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:49,009
Oh, cute dog!

429
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,812
No! Tugboat, my other dog,
that was a cute dog.

430
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:55,315
This little disappointment is
nothing but a cheap facsimile.

431
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,583
I said it!

432
00:17:56,584 --> 00:17:58,185
Yeah, my love is
reserved for dogs

433
00:17:58,186 --> 00:18:00,053
that go to the bathroom
on command

434
00:18:00,054 --> 00:18:02,055
instead of wasting my time!

435
00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:04,892
Listen, Arthur, Marshall's wife

436
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:08,729
has an idea for how we can
save not saving The Arcadian.

437
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,080
Oh, his wife has an idea.

438
00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:11,665
Let me tell you
about wives, okay?

439
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,084
They leave you and take
your best friend with them.

440
00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,335
You're not Tugboat!

441
00:18:15,336 --> 00:18:17,905
You'll never be Tugboat!

442
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,009
Uh...

443
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,376
Hey, Arthur?

444
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,571
I guess this one's
kind of cute or whatever.

445
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:38,525
So... so what's the idea?

446
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:41,495
Okay, first hear
my demands. One,

447
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,897
Ted and Barney
keep their jobs.

448
00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:46,600
Two, when you guys do finally
blow up The Arcadian,

449
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,702
one of them gets
to push the button.

450
00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:50,704
Dibs.
Dibs.

451
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:52,623
Fine! What's the idea?

452
00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:54,474
Well...
Kids, for legal reasons,

453
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:56,510
I have to skip
this part of the story

454
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,245
and jump ahead
to the next night,

455
00:18:58,246 --> 00:18:59,746
as the Landmarks
Preservation Commission

456
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:00,981
gave their verdict.

457
00:19:00,982 --> 00:19:01,982
Last night,

458
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,650
this committee took a vote,

459
00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:07,287
and while we have all felt
from the very beginning that

460
00:19:07,288 --> 00:19:08,655
The Arcadian is,

461
00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:11,291
well, an eyesore...

462
00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:14,494
Mr. Mosby's surprising testimony

463
00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:16,563
about the lion's head
stonework

464
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:19,499
left us no choice
but to declare it...

465
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,234
a landmark.

466
00:19:24,906 --> 00:19:28,709
But then, something else
happened last night.

467
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,744
That same lion's head

468
00:19:30,745 --> 00:19:31,945
stonework...

469
00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:35,816
disappeared.

470
00:19:35,817 --> 00:19:38,385
So...

471
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,088
that makes our job
a little easier.

472
00:19:41,089 --> 00:19:42,789
Motion denied.

473
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:53,567
Zoey...

474
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,801
Zoey!

475
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,572
All right, what do you have
to say for yourself?

476
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:01,575
I don't know.

477
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:05,012
Sometimes... things
have to fall apart

478
00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:08,215
to make way for better things.

479
00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:18,859
We're done here.
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