1 00:00:01,586 --> 00:00:04,255 Kids, if there's one 2 00:00:01,586 --> 00:00:04,255 big theme to this story... 3 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:06,173 and I swear, 4 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:06,173 we're totally, almost, 5 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,467 not really all that close 6 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,467 to the end... it's timing. 7 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:09,969 Timing is everything. 8 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,012 For example, I never 9 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,012 would've met your mother 10 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,472 if it weren't for a wedding. 11 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:16,434 The last wedding 12 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:16,434 I ever thought I'd be at. 13 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:18,978 What do you think of this tie? 14 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,730 Oh, thank God. 15 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,357 Barney Stinson needs you right 16 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,357 before his wedding, you assume 17 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,693 there's at least one dead hooker 18 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,693 in the closet, right? 19 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,241 Is this one better? 20 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,786 Look, the tie is great, and, 21 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,786 you know, it's perfectly normal 22 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,537 to have some 23 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,537 pre-wedding jitters. 24 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,247 I'm not having jitters. 25 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,791 It just occurs to me 26 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:42,710 that once I put this tie on, 27 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:42,710 I can never take it off. 28 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,337 I have to wear this tie 29 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,337 forever and ever. 30 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,089 And sure, this tie's skinny now, 31 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,842 but what happens if it gets fat 32 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,842 and starts bossing me around? 33 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,385 Did I make a mistake? 34 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,888 Would I have been happier 35 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,888 with the other tie? 36 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,851 Ted, can I tell you 37 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,851 a big secret? 38 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,687 Yeah, of course. 39 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,148 I'm not really talking 40 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,148 about the tie. 41 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,691 No, I got that, Barney. 42 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:09,069 I wonder if this whole 43 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:09,069 thing's a disaster. 44 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,823 What if this is 45 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,823 the worst wedding ever? 46 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:13,115 Not possible. 47 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,075 We've already been 48 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,075 to the worst wedding ever. 49 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,953 Punchy's wedding. 50 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,204 Marshall really took 51 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,204 a two flusher on that one. 52 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,624 The story of how 53 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,624 Uncle Marshall ruined 54 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,208 my friend Punchy's wedding 55 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,210 starts in September, 2011. 56 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,379 Punchy had asked me 57 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,379 to be his best man. 58 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,673 Hey. 59 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,673 Hey. 60 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,174 Guys, before we go, 61 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,174 would you mind 62 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,509 reading my wedding toast? 63 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:32,969 Oh, yeah, no problem. 64 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:32,969 Sure. 65 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,470 Um, all right, 66 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,470 if I have to. 67 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,181 All right. 68 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:37,181 Whoa. 69 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,809 There's a few 70 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,809 different versions. 71 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,227 Ted, why are you working 72 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,227 so hard on this toast? 73 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,729 Punchy belched his proposal 74 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,731 through a karaoke mic 75 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,731 at a bowling alley. 76 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,650 Okay, look, I've never 77 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,650 told you guys this, 78 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:51,195 but over the years, a few 79 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:51,195 of my old high school buddies 80 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,447 have asked me 81 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,447 to give wedding toasts, 82 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:57,743 and they haven't gone great. 83 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,579 Somehow those weddings 84 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,579 all fell smack-dab 85 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,748 in the worst moments 86 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,748 of my life. 87 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,793 Joel and Mora's love 88 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,793 is a beautiful thing. 89 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,838 I thought I had that... 90 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,717 till my fiancée left me 91 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:12,717 at the altar last week. 92 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,887 I was asked not to talk 93 00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,887 about this, so I won't. 94 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,393 I sit outside her house 95 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,393 at night sometimes. 96 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:25,521 She got a haircut. 97 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,815 After I lost my job last week, 98 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,192 uh, I was asked not 99 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,192 to give this toast... 100 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,610 No, no, no! 101 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,529 The happy couple 102 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,529 needs to hear this. 103 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:35,531 Things end. 104 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:39,201 But from the ashes of your 105 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:39,201 statistically probable divorce, 106 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:42,121 hope can rise anew. 107 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:46,375 That is why I'm starting 108 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:46,375 my own architecture firm... 109 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,168 Mosbius Designs. 110 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,463 Mosbius Designs has failed. 111 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:55,760 But Alex and Jessica's love 112 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:55,760 reminds us that... 113 00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:00,056 Oh, God! 114 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,476 Classic Schmosby. 115 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,147 Whoa. Punchy posted the low 116 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,147 points of your life online? 117 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:09,857 Oh, not just that. 118 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,119 Oh, God! 119 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:24,204 So now I seem like 120 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:24,204 a total train wreck 121 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,248 to all my old 122 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,248 high school friends. 123 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,666 And a bunch of people 124 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,666 in Finland. 125 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:30,711 The auto-tune thing got 126 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:30,711 kind of big over there. 127 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,839 That's why I have 128 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,839 to nail this toast. 129 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,801 Ted, you want to nail 130 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,801 something at this wedding... 131 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,803 lose the Trapper Keeper. 132 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,930 The only thing you need 133 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,930 to bring to Cleveland 134 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,723 is this. 135 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,475 That fall I became 136 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,978 the youngest architect 137 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:46,978 in the history of New York 138 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:48,479 to break ground 139 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:48,479 on a skyscraper. 140 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,273 Which led to a glowing 141 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,273 magazine feature. 142 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,775 I planned on having it framed... 143 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,401 Uncle Barney had 144 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,401 different plans. 145 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,945 Here's your toast... 146 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,197 "Single file, ladies. 147 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,197 No fatties." 148 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,698 That's ridiculous. 149 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,993 Yeah, you're right. 150 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,993 It's Cleveland. 151 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,870 "Single file, ladies." 152 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,510 I'm not going 153 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,510 to Punchy's wedding 154 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,720 to brag about a magazine... 155 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,722 cover. 156 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,184 Barney, he doesn't need 157 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,184 dating advice from you. 158 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:27,893 You never even called Nora. 159 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,770 Kids, you remember Nora. 160 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,106 But just the other day... 161 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,526 I'll call you. 162 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:35,526 It's never too late, Barney. 163 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,236 Or did you call her? 164 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,071 Not that I care. 165 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,071 Did you? 166 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,656 I don't care. Did you? 167 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,574 I haven't called her. 168 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,451 Buddy. 169 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,451 Damn it, Barney. 170 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,578 I was really, really, really 171 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,578 rooting for you two. 172 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,788 Who wants hot wings? 173 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,289 I'm in. 174 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,416 Or maybe we should just pour 175 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,416 hot sauce on Barney, 176 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,751 since he's a total chicken. 177 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,294 I did not chicken out. 178 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,088 Nora is looking for 179 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,088 something serious. 180 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,422 I'm not. End of story. 181 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,258 And yes, Robin, I would 182 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,258 love some wings. 183 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,718 Cannibal. 184 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:01,886 Okay, next round's on me. 185 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:03,679 Oh, no, we got it. 186 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:03,679 No, no... 187 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,390 Now Lily and Marshall 188 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,390 had just found out 189 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,725 they were having a baby. 190 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,727 I can't wait to tell everyone. 191 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,727 Baby, no, 192 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,146 we can't tell anyone. 193 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,146 Not until three months. 194 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,564 I don't want to jinx it. 195 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,691 That's a bit superstitious, 196 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,691 don't you think? 197 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:18,652 Whenever we board a flight, 198 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:18,652 you lick the plane. 199 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,362 Have we crashed 200 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,362 even once? 201 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,532 Don't say a word until we 202 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,532 know everything's okay. Deal? 203 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,535 Deal. But everything's 204 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,535 just going to be great. 205 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,579 I promise. 206 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,706 How can you guarantee that? 207 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,127 Come here. 208 00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:40,132 I'm just so happy. 209 00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:40,132 I don't know how 210 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,843 we're going to keep this secret 211 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,843 for three months. 212 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,136 Relax. It'll be easy. 213 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,180 What'll you have? 214 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,224 Four beers, plus 215 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,224 one non-alcoholic. 216 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:51,643 You're pregnant! 217 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:51,643 Get in here! 218 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,771 And so we all headed 219 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,771 to my hometown 220 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:55,189 where we planned to celebrate 221 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,523 Punchy's big day. 222 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,150 Uncle Barney had 223 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,150 different plans. 224 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,484 Get ready, Cleveland. 225 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,279 The last man to 226 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,279 screw you this hard 227 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,322 then disappear 228 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,322 was LeBron James. 229 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:06,450 You're trying 230 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:06,450 to get laid here? 231 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,244 What? 232 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,244 God, Barney, 233 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:09,745 tonight is a magical night 234 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,081 between Ted's annoying 235 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,081 friend and what's-her-face. 236 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,457 Have some respect. 237 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,251 This isn't just getting laid. 238 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:16,877 This is market research. 239 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:21,132 You see, my legendary 240 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:21,132 success rate of 83 percent... 241 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,342 Seventeen, it's always 242 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,342 the inverse. 243 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,219 doesn't happen by accident. 244 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,054 Every single play 245 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,054 I run on women 246 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,806 has been 247 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,806 meticulously field-tested. 248 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,224 By weeding out 249 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:33,102 the bad plays in smaller markets 250 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:33,102 like Cleveland, 251 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,271 I know which ones will work 252 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,271 in New York. 253 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:36,480 For example, 254 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,607 tonight marks 255 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,607 the inaugural flight 256 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,902 of the escaped manslaughterer. 257 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,695 Are escaped 258 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,695 manslaughterers sexy? 259 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,239 Not even remotely. 260 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,239 No. 261 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,239 No. 262 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,825 Exactly. 263 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,825 We'll never know unless 264 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,034 I try it out tonight. 265 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,661 Schmosby! 266 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,661 Oh! 267 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,331 Turd-faces! What's up? 268 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:55,124 You really feel 269 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:55,124 that ring now. 270 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,583 So glad you all made it. 271 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,794 Open bar. Drink up, 272 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,794 turd-faces, 273 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,963 'cause Kelly's dad's 274 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,963 paying for all this, 275 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:03,299 and he hates my guts. 276 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:04,716 It's true. 277 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,510 Who's doing shots? 278 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,510 Come on, let's go. 279 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,719 Oh, no, thank you. 280 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,388 What are you pregnant 281 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,388 or something? 282 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,681 Let's get hammered! 283 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,018 You're drinking 284 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,018 for two tonight, baby. 285 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:17,437 I will do this for the child. 286 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,481 Go Browns! 287 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,481 Go Browns! 288 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,984 In AFC regular season play, 289 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,486 but if they mean the 290 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,486 Super Bowl, go Vikings. 291 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,030 Yowza! 292 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,867 Escaped manslaughterers... 293 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,867 not sexy. 294 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,660 Although in hindsight, 295 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,205 that was kind 296 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,205 of a flawed concept. 297 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:36,623 Next up, patient zero. 298 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,671 Lily, we are getting 299 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,671 sloshed tonight. 300 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,090 That's all you, baby. 301 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,218 I'll be four shots in 302 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,218 with no food. 303 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:48,635 In nine months, 304 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:48,635 I'll be pushing 305 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,305 a pumpkin-headed Eriksen baby 306 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,305 out of my hoo-ha. 307 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,557 I think Papa can manage 308 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,557 a few extra cocktails. 309 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,393 Well played. 310 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,565 Hakuna Matata! 311 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,985 I, uh, I got 312 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,985 to get some air. 313 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,031 Kids, remember how I told you 314 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,325 Marshall ruined 315 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,325 Punchy's wedding? 316 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,576 That wasn't it. 317 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,912 God, will you look 318 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,912 at that guy. 319 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,289 I wish Barney 320 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,582 were my boyfriend again. 321 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:19,917 No, thanks. 322 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,793 Wait a minute. 323 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,793 That's your truth voice. 324 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,421 My what? 325 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:26,048 Whenever you're trying to pass 326 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:26,048 something off as a joke 327 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:29,385 but it's actually profoundly 328 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:29,385 true, you use that voice. 329 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:32,263 I wish the Spice Girls 330 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:32,263 would get back together. 331 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:33,889 They were awesome. 332 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,724 The worst. 333 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,147 That was me. 334 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,608 I totally cut one. 335 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,611 That guy. 336 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,030 Birthday present 337 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,030 from my dad. 338 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,992 All I really want is for him 339 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,992 to tell me that he loves me. 340 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,369 Just kidding. 341 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,745 This pen's enough. 342 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,414 It's not enough. 343 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:00,665 It's totally enough. 344 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,585 Oh, my God. 345 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:07,089 You still have 346 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:07,089 feelings for Barney. 347 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,930 Admit it, you still have 348 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,930 feelings for Barney. 349 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,557 You are drunker than I thought. 350 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,725 I mean, 351 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,936 look at the guy. 352 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,936 Wait, wait, wait. 353 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,605 Before you go, please answer 354 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,605 the following survey 355 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,690 to help me better 356 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,690 bang you in the future. 357 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,860 What didn't work for you 358 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,860 about this play? 359 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,362 Did you A, not believe 360 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,115 I was a Guinness Book 361 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,115 world record holder? 362 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,743 Or B, did the fingernails 363 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,743 gross you out? 364 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,662 Th... 365 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,956 I can't wait for 366 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,956 your toast, Schmosby. 367 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,375 Yeah, here come 368 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,375 the waterworks. 369 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,044 Wait. You're rooting for me to 370 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,044 melt down at your own wedding? 371 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,463 Yeah, everyone is. 372 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,507 Plus a few new friends 373 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,507 from Finland. 374 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,345 Hey, good luck, Schmos. 375 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,054 Good luck, good luck. 376 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,265 Take it. 377 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,518 Show them how awesome you are. 378 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:05,147 Shamelessly plug yourself, 379 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:05,147 so you can shamelessly plug, 380 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,316 let's say that. 381 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,316 I told you, 382 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,026 I'm not here to brag, okay? 383 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,777 That's it. 384 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,446 You're too polite to brag. 385 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,239 Well, fine. 386 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,699 Let me. 387 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,869 Because the only person 388 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,869 on Earth 389 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,121 who loves Ted Mosby 390 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,121 more than Marshall Eriksen, 391 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,623 is drunk Marshall Eriksen. 392 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,334 So game on. 393 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,924 Kids, remember how I told you 394 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,553 Marshall ruined Punchy 395 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,553 and Kelly's wedding? 396 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,139 That wasn't it either. 397 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,351 Barney and I tried and failed. 398 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,643 That was two years ago. 399 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,812 Why would I ever 400 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,812 go down that road again? 401 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,272 It wouldn't even 402 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,272 make sense. 403 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,691 It doesn't have to make sense. 404 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,691 It's chemistry. 405 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:53,653 Look, I've always had a sixth 406 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:53,653 sense about these things. 407 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,531 And now that I'm pregnant... 408 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,325 with this idea 409 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,325 in my mind-uterus, 410 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,743 I see things 411 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,743 even clearer. 412 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,621 You and Barney have the kind 413 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,621 of chemistry 414 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,915 that just doesn't go away. 415 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:09,794 Really? Then why is he trying 416 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:09,794 to LeBron anything that moves? 417 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,004 Did this not work for you 418 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,881 because A, vampires 419 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,881 are played out, 420 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,842 or B, claiming that I also 421 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,842 invented Facebook 422 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,637 was kind of a hat on a hat? 423 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,015 You're the reason 424 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,601 he never called Nora. 425 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,894 You're the reason he's only 426 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,894 test-marketing tonight. 427 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,646 And you're the 428 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,646 reason he keeps 429 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,481 striking out on purpose. 430 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,899 Chemistry. 431 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,278 Whoa! Ted! 432 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,071 Is that really you 433 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,074 on the cover of 434 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,074 New York magazine? 435 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,659 Now, you say "yes." 436 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,661 Please stop. 437 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,661 Schmosby. 438 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:43,912 What's this about a magazine? 439 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,664 You know what, Clay? 440 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,664 It's no big deal. 441 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,791 You know what? 442 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,791 It is a big deal. 443 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:52,630 Clay, my friend Ted is 444 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:52,630 designing a skyscraper, Clay. 445 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,256 What have you been 446 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,256 up to, Clay? 447 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,800 Well, I'm still working 448 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,800 at the rental car company... 449 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,427 Bravo, bravo, Clay. 450 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,388 Any major publications 451 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,388 want to write an article 452 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,432 on your sweet 453 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,432 rental car gig? 454 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,933 No, no articles. 455 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,184 My life's pretty dull. 456 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:10,063 I guess the only news is 457 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:10,063 this little gal. 458 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,441 Oh, my God, 459 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,441 wook at the wittle baby. 460 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,192 She is so cute. 461 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,070 All I want to do 462 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,070 is put her little feet 463 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,739 in my mouth. 464 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,908 You've created something 465 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,908 truly beautiful. 466 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,952 She is my everything. 467 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,789 I mean, it's kind 468 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,789 of a big deal... 469 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,082 the building, 470 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,082 you know? 471 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,542 Hey, little one. 472 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,419 So, this little angel's 473 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,419 already sleeping 474 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,629 through the night? 475 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,213 I've had some 476 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,213 sleepless nights... 477 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,049 designing this building. 478 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,511 Aw... 479 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:42,887 Nothing symbolic 480 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:42,887 about that. 481 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,390 Let it go. 482 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,934 There is no chemistry left 483 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,934 between me and Barney. 484 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,102 We're done. 485 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,980 Oh really? Prove it. 486 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,980 Go tell him. 487 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,773 Why would I go 488 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,773 tell him that? 489 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,985 Because deep down, even if he 490 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,985 isn't aware of it himself, 491 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,112 Barney wants to be with you. 492 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,531 And if it's not 493 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,531 gonna happen, 494 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,115 he deserves to know. 495 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,534 Fine. 496 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:09,581 Barney, just so everything 497 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:09,581 is crystal clear... 498 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,166 I know what you're gonna say. 499 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:15,086 Let's show Cleveland how 500 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:15,086 it's done. 501 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,755 Barney... I... 502 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:44,217 Sorry. 503 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,639 Oh, my God, it's Nora. 504 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,937 Nora's finally 505 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,937 calling me back. 506 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,564 Wait, you said you 507 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,564 never called her. 508 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,608 I lied. I called her, 509 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,608 like, five times. 510 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,109 Wait, wait! 511 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,153 You of all people 512 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,153 know how much 513 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,905 I suck at these things. 514 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,905 You gotta help me. Please? 515 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,407 Just once I would like 516 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,493 to see what it feels like 517 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,493 to not screw things up. 518 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,161 Yeah, mm-hmm. 519 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,579 Okay. 520 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,206 Hey, Nora. 521 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,206 Thanks for calling me back. 522 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:19,628 Um, hey, hi. 523 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:19,628 The-the-the reason that, um, 524 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,129 I called is, uh... 525 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,881 To tell you how 526 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,881 I feel about you. 527 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,382 to tell you how 528 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,382 I feel about you. 529 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,259 I know we didn't work 530 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,259 out the first time... 531 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,052 I know we didn't work out 532 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,052 the first time... 533 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,888 and I know it doesn't 534 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,888 make any sense... 535 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,723 and I know it doesn't 536 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,723 make any sense... 537 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,267 but I can't shake the feeling 538 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,267 that we belong together. 539 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,769 but I can't shake 540 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,769 this feeling 541 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,228 that we belong together. 542 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,397 Is there any part of you 543 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,397 that wants to try again? 544 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,483 Is there any part of you 545 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,483 that wants to try again? 546 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,992 Baby, I can't take it anymore. 547 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,994 I've gotta tell somebody 548 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,994 that we're pregnant. 549 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,287 Eriksen, stay strong. 550 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,914 We're keeping this secret. 551 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,374 There's babies everywhere. 552 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,000 It's like a minefield 553 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,000 of cuteness. 554 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,418 Look at this little bastard. 555 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,754 Marshall, stop it. 556 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,754 Stay strong. 557 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:06,174 You can't let holding some, 558 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:06,174 some little baby... 559 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:09,302 oh, with the cute 560 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:09,302 little cheeks 561 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,471 and the... the little arms 562 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,014 and little legs... 563 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,017 This son of a bitch 564 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,017 has knee dimples. 565 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,686 Let's go tell everyone 566 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,686 I'm pregnant. 567 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,229 Yeah! 568 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,375 You okay? 569 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,668 Nope. You? 570 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,587 Not excessively. 571 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,004 You want to talk 572 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,004 about it? 573 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,381 Not even a little. 574 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,509 Might make you feel better. 575 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,470 Okay, fine, 576 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,470 I'll make you a deal: 577 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:56,015 you go first, and then I'll 578 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:56,015 stick with my thing 579 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,392 about not talking about it. 580 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,603 Okay. 581 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,146 All my friends from high school, 582 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,190 they're here with their wives, 583 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,190 their kids. 584 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,527 Me? My date for the night 585 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,527 is a sticky magazine. 586 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,113 Sounds like high school 587 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,113 all over again. 588 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,740 Sorry, it was right there. 589 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,661 I used to believe in destiny, 590 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,661 you know? 591 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,582 I'd go to the bagel place, 592 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,582 see a pretty girl in line 593 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,543 reading my favorite novel, 594 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,543 whistling the song 595 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,087 that's been stuck in my head 596 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,087 all week and I'd think, 597 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,381 "Wow. Hey, maybe she's 598 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,381 the one." 599 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,676 Now I think, "I just know 600 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,052 that bitch is gonna take 601 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,846 the last whole-wheat 602 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,846 everything bagel." 603 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,974 You've just been focused 604 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,974 on work. 605 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:41,060 No, it's more than that. 606 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,438 I've stopped believing. 607 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,857 Not in some depressed, 608 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,234 "I'm gonna cry 609 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,234 during my toast" way. 610 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,654 Not in a way I even noticed 611 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,654 until tonight. 612 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:57,201 It's just, every day, 613 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:57,201 I think I believe a little less 614 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,537 and a little less 615 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,537 and a little less. 616 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,499 And that... sucks. 617 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,545 What do I do 618 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,545 about that, Scherbatsky? 619 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,339 You're Ted Mosby. 620 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,341 You start believing again. 621 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,052 In what, destiny? 622 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:17,639 Chemistry. 623 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,017 If you have chemistry, 624 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,017 you only need one other thing. 625 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,434 What's that? 626 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,561 Timing. 627 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,563 But timing's a bitch. 628 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,569 Hey, we still have 629 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,569 our 40 deal, right? 630 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,071 If we're both still 631 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,071 single at 40... 632 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,948 I'm all yours. 633 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,948 Hmm 634 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,035 Unrelated, do architects make 635 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,035 big money? 636 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,620 Aggressively 637 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,620 medium money. 638 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,998 Damn it. 639 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,500 Schmosby, you're up 640 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,500 in two minutes. 641 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,503 Okay, promise me two things, 642 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,463 one, you start believing again, 643 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,551 and two, don't cry 644 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,551 during the toast, Schmosby. 645 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,928 I promise. 646 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,805 Good. Ha. 647 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,727 We're having a baby. 648 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,186 What, for real? 649 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,437 For real. 650 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,814 Oh! 651 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,814 Oh! 652 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,192 Attention, everyone! 653 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,444 It's time for the reason 654 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,444 we're all here tonight. 655 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,739 Schmosby's toast! 656 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,408 We're here tonight 657 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,408 to celebrate love. 658 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,747 Love brings us new life... 659 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,958 Hey! 660 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,797 This isn't a meltdown. 661 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,592 These are tears of joy. 662 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:40,055 Ted is happy for his friends 663 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,891 'cause he's the best guy 664 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,891 that I know. 665 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,392 And do you know why he's happy? 666 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,228 Because this beautiful lady 667 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,228 right here is pregnant. 668 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,563 How did you know that? 669 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,899 That was supposed 670 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,899 to be a secret! 671 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,943 Turns out... 672 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,277 Go Browns! 673 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,195 Go Browns! 674 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,195 Whoo! 675 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,864 In AFC regular season play, 676 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,824 but if they mean the 677 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,824 Super Bowl, go Vikings. 678 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,367 How dare you. 679 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,745 That's my daughter, 680 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,745 you piece of garbage. 681 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,747 You're still gonna pay 682 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,747 for all this, right? 683 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,499 "Piece of garbage"? 684 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,499 That's my son. 685 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:12,045 And that is how Marshall 686 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:12,045 destroyed Punchy's wedding. 687 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,298 But we didn't care. 688 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:19,427 There was gonna be a sixth 689 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:19,427 member of our little family. 690 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,389 No wedding will ever, 691 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,389 ever be as bad 692 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,642 as that one, right? 693 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,770 I picked the right tie, 694 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,770 didn't I? 695 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,272 You nailed it. 696 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,567 And hey, just be glad 697 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,567 it's not the ducky tie. 698 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,153 Ooh, the ducky tie. 699 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,362 That's a good story kids. 700 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,362 I'll get to that. 701 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,116 Man, we are not even close 702 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,116 to the end. 703 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,913 You're a good 704 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,913 best man, Ted. 705 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,040 You're gonna cry during 706 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,040 the toast, aren't you? 707 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,249 Oh, I'm totally gonna cry. 708 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,793 Come in. 709 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,338 Ted, the bride wants to see you. 710 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,508 Okay. 711 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,930 Really? You're gonna go 712 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,930 with that tie?