1 00:00:02,428 --> 00:00:04,428 Hey, what do you guys think 2 00:00:02,428 --> 00:00:04,428 of my new ducky tie? 3 00:00:04,554 --> 00:00:05,888 Pretty cute, right? 4 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,261 And not that much more expensive 5 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,261 than a regular tie. 6 00:00:08,387 --> 00:00:09,512 Hmm. 7 00:00:09,637 --> 00:00:10,554 A ducky tie? 8 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:12,220 Bro, why do you 9 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:12,220 do this 10 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,679 when you know I must 11 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,679 slam you for it? 12 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:16,637 You guys might 13 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:16,637 want to look away 14 00:00:16,762 --> 00:00:18,554 'cause this ain't 15 00:00:16,762 --> 00:00:18,554 gonna be pretty. 16 00:00:19,554 --> 00:00:20,804 You ready? 17 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:23,888 Duck, duck... gross. 18 00:00:24,721 --> 00:00:25,929 Hashtag burn, 19 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:27,637 hashtag duck tie slam, 20 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,470 hashtag Stinson rocks. 21 00:00:29,595 --> 00:00:30,762 What else is going on? 22 00:00:30,888 --> 00:00:33,303 Oh, guess who 23 00:00:30,888 --> 00:00:33,303 I ran into. 24 00:00:33,428 --> 00:00:35,220 A girl from my past. 25 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:36,470 Any guesses? 26 00:00:36,595 --> 00:00:37,679 Stella. 27 00:00:36,595 --> 00:00:37,679 Zoe. 28 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,303 Karen? 29 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,303 The girl who beat you up. 30 00:00:39,428 --> 00:00:40,679 The girl who ruined 31 00:00:39,428 --> 00:00:40,679 a photo with Slash! 32 00:00:40,804 --> 00:00:42,011 The girl who made you get 33 00:00:40,804 --> 00:00:42,011 the butterfly tattoo? 34 00:00:42,136 --> 00:00:43,721 You make it sound 35 00:00:42,136 --> 00:00:43,721 like I've dated 36 00:00:43,846 --> 00:00:45,512 a series of Stieg Larrson 37 00:00:43,846 --> 00:00:45,512 novels. 38 00:00:45,637 --> 00:00:47,428 Perhaps I need to be 39 00:00:45,637 --> 00:00:47,428 a little more specific. 40 00:00:47,554 --> 00:00:49,888 I met this girl at a wedding. 41 00:00:50,011 --> 00:00:53,345 We were together for a while, 42 00:00:50,011 --> 00:00:53,345 but then she moved to Germany. 43 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,846 We decided to try long 44 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,846 distance, but it didn't work 45 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,345 because I cheated on her with 46 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,345 someone at this very table. 47 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:01,512 Victoria. 48 00:01:01,637 --> 00:01:03,136 Victoria! 49 00:01:03,261 --> 00:01:06,053 She catered dessert 50 00:01:03,261 --> 00:01:06,053 for the Architects' Ball. 51 00:01:06,136 --> 00:01:08,721 Wow. I mean, what's it been, 52 00:01:06,136 --> 00:01:08,721 like, what, six years? 53 00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:11,345 Yeah, it's so funny how 54 00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:11,345 the past... 55 00:01:11,470 --> 00:01:13,053 you know, you think 56 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:14,595 you're doing fine, 57 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:14,595 but you know, 58 00:01:14,721 --> 00:01:16,554 because true love... 59 00:01:14,721 --> 00:01:16,554 God, Lily! 60 00:01:16,679 --> 00:01:18,928 What on Earth is going on 61 00:01:16,679 --> 00:01:18,928 with your cans? 62 00:01:19,053 --> 00:01:20,345 Oh, these old things? 63 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:23,345 I got my 64 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:23,345 pregnancy boobs! 65 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:24,554 I'm in that sweet spot 66 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:26,303 where the chestal area 67 00:01:24,679 --> 00:01:26,303 knows I'm pregnant, 68 00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:28,554 but hasn't told the 69 00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:28,554 downstairs neighbors. 70 00:01:28,679 --> 00:01:30,261 Well, what are you 71 00:01:28,679 --> 00:01:30,261 waiting for, Lil? 72 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:32,136 Bust 'em out! 73 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:32,136 Make 'em dance! 74 00:01:32,261 --> 00:01:33,053 No! 75 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:39,303 Okay, I'm sorry, pal, 76 00:01:39,428 --> 00:01:41,846 but the party in my wife's 77 00:01:39,428 --> 00:01:41,846 sweater is a private event, 78 00:01:42,053 --> 00:01:42,846 and I'm the bouncer. 79 00:01:43,053 --> 00:01:44,679 Dude, I think they's 80 00:01:43,053 --> 00:01:44,679 the bouncers. 81 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:48,846 Okay, can we stop talking about 82 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:48,846 my wife's breasts, please? 83 00:01:49,053 --> 00:01:50,428 Ted ran into Victoria! 84 00:01:50,554 --> 00:01:52,303 I know, I'm still 85 00:01:50,554 --> 00:01:52,303 a little shaken by it. 86 00:01:52,428 --> 00:01:54,554 I mean, there she was 87 00:01:52,428 --> 00:01:54,554 after all these years. 88 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:57,094 The emotions and memories and... 89 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,053 Geez, Lily, it's like you have 90 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,053 a butt on your chest. 91 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:02,053 Whoo-whoo-whoo! 92 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,178 Why on Earth would 93 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,178 I want to see that? 94 00:02:20,303 --> 00:02:22,053 They're round 95 00:02:20,303 --> 00:02:22,053 and attached to my body. 96 00:02:22,136 --> 00:02:23,470 It's an even trade. 97 00:02:23,595 --> 00:02:25,595 Okay, who wants dinner? 98 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,470 Bless you. 99 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,470 Let's go to Shinjitsu. 100 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:28,887 Aw, again? Really? 101 00:02:29,053 --> 00:02:30,721 You bring that up, 102 00:02:29,053 --> 00:02:30,721 like, once a month. 103 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:32,595 It's hibachi grilling 104 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:32,595 with a vaudeville twist. 105 00:02:32,721 --> 00:02:33,887 I mean, come on, who's in? 106 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:34,887 (Ted, Lily & Robin 107 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:34,887 murmur approval) 108 00:02:35,053 --> 00:02:36,928 No! Forget it! 109 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:38,470 Okay, how about this: 110 00:02:38,595 --> 00:02:40,845 if you can go ten seconds 111 00:02:38,595 --> 00:02:40,845 without looking at Lily's boobs, 112 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:42,804 we'll go wherever 113 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:42,804 you want to go. 114 00:02:42,928 --> 00:02:46,053 Deal. 115 00:02:51,178 --> 00:02:52,053 Damn it! 116 00:02:52,178 --> 00:02:53,928 Oh, well. 117 00:02:54,053 --> 00:02:57,053 So you saw Victoria. 118 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,803 You must have 119 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,803 been freaked. 120 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,053 No, it was cool. 121 00:03:02,887 --> 00:03:04,387 Hey, Ted. 122 00:03:04,512 --> 00:03:07,053 Hey, kiddo. 123 00:03:07,136 --> 00:03:10,762 Okay, Ted, 'cause from 124 00:03:07,136 --> 00:03:10,762 where I was standing... 125 00:03:25,053 --> 00:03:26,637 Robin! Just... okay? 126 00:03:26,762 --> 00:03:29,512 I'm telling this story. 127 00:03:29,637 --> 00:03:32,887 Instead of the obligatory 128 00:03:29,637 --> 00:03:32,887 awkward small talk, 129 00:03:33,053 --> 00:03:34,679 let me just kick this off 130 00:03:34,803 --> 00:03:39,053 by saying I'm 131 00:03:34,803 --> 00:03:39,053 really, really sorry. 132 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:44,053 Thanks. It's unnecessary, 133 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:44,053 but thanks. 134 00:03:44,094 --> 00:03:46,595 So, wasn't awkward. 135 00:03:46,721 --> 00:03:48,178 It was a little awkward. 136 00:03:46,721 --> 00:03:48,178 Not really. 137 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:50,387 It was a little awkward. 138 00:03:50,512 --> 00:03:53,803 Lucky for you, the cavalry rode 139 00:03:50,512 --> 00:03:53,803 in to smooth things over. 140 00:03:53,928 --> 00:03:57,178 So, uh... 141 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,512 I stole your boyfriend! 142 00:03:59,637 --> 00:04:02,053 That was, like, crazy! 143 00:04:02,136 --> 00:04:03,178 Like, what? 144 00:04:03,303 --> 00:04:07,136 But... bridge, water under it. 145 00:04:07,261 --> 00:04:09,387 It was all Ted's fault. 146 00:04:07,261 --> 00:04:09,387 He got me drunk. 147 00:04:09,512 --> 00:04:11,387 What? 148 00:04:09,512 --> 00:04:11,387 Yeah! Be right there. 149 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:16,053 Oh, guess who's here? Robin. 150 00:04:16,094 --> 00:04:18,928 Oh. I'm really happy 151 00:04:16,094 --> 00:04:18,928 for you guys. 152 00:04:19,053 --> 00:04:20,053 You look cute together. 153 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:21,928 Oh, no, no, we're not together. 154 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,053 I mean, we-we dated 155 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,053 for, like, a year. 156 00:04:24,094 --> 00:04:25,512 But now we're just friends. 157 00:04:25,637 --> 00:04:27,053 It's not weird. 158 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,887 No, no. Why would that be weird? 159 00:04:29,053 --> 00:04:31,178 I mean, if you hung out 160 00:04:29,053 --> 00:04:31,178 every day, that would... 161 00:04:31,303 --> 00:04:32,345 We do. 162 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:34,053 still not be weird. 163 00:04:34,136 --> 00:04:35,220 I've never 164 00:04:34,136 --> 00:04:35,220 known anybody 165 00:04:35,345 --> 00:04:36,554 that hangs out with their ex 166 00:04:35,345 --> 00:04:36,554 every day. 167 00:04:36,679 --> 00:04:37,720 Well, Barney does. 168 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,720 Really? 169 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,720 Who's Barney's ex-girlfriend? 170 00:04:39,845 --> 00:04:40,679 Robin. 171 00:04:40,803 --> 00:04:42,053 Your Robin? 172 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:44,053 Mine and Barney's. 173 00:04:44,136 --> 00:04:46,928 You don't all three hang out 174 00:04:44,136 --> 00:04:46,928 together? 175 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:47,761 All the time. 176 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,512 And we have weird. 177 00:04:50,637 --> 00:04:51,928 It's not weird! 178 00:04:52,053 --> 00:04:54,303 Has anyone gotten 179 00:04:52,053 --> 00:04:54,303 a bite yet? 180 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,845 Oh, good! 181 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,845 Here we go! 182 00:04:56,053 --> 00:04:57,220 The main event. 183 00:04:57,345 --> 00:04:59,053 Oh, we got Takumi. 184 00:04:57,345 --> 00:04:59,053 He is good! 185 00:04:59,136 --> 00:05:00,261 I mean, who am 186 00:04:59,136 --> 00:05:00,261 I kidding? 187 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:01,387 They're all amazing! 188 00:05:01,512 --> 00:05:02,678 Let the dinnertainment begin! 189 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:06,512 Oh, that reminds me, 190 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:09,178 there's this other restaurant 191 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:09,178 we should try sometime. 192 00:05:09,303 --> 00:05:12,470 What they do is, they cook 193 00:05:09,303 --> 00:05:12,470 your meal in a little room 194 00:05:12,595 --> 00:05:13,554 called a "kitchen." 195 00:05:13,678 --> 00:05:15,094 What's the name of that...? 196 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,220 Oh, yeah! "Every Other 197 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,220 Restaurant In New York City." 198 00:05:18,345 --> 00:05:21,845 Hashtag burn, hashtag 199 00:05:18,345 --> 00:05:21,845 Your Tie Is Still Dumb, 200 00:05:22,053 --> 00:05:24,345 hashtag refill! 201 00:05:26,387 --> 00:05:27,887 So you're talking to Victoria. 202 00:05:28,053 --> 00:05:29,761 I'm talking to Victoria. 203 00:05:29,887 --> 00:05:32,136 Well, I should probably 204 00:05:29,887 --> 00:05:32,136 get back to the bakery. 205 00:05:32,261 --> 00:05:34,470 I'm taking a late bus out 206 00:05:32,261 --> 00:05:34,470 to the Hamptons tonight, 207 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,136 and I've got a sink full 208 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,136 of dishes 209 00:05:36,261 --> 00:05:38,220 that my assistant did not clean. 210 00:05:38,345 --> 00:05:40,678 Because my assistant is me. 211 00:05:40,803 --> 00:05:43,470 But it was really good seeing 212 00:05:40,803 --> 00:05:43,470 you, Ted. 213 00:05:43,595 --> 00:05:45,512 Yeah, you, too. 214 00:05:43,595 --> 00:05:45,512 Okay. 215 00:05:46,928 --> 00:05:48,595 Wait. 216 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,554 Let me do the dishes. 217 00:05:50,678 --> 00:05:51,595 What? 218 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,136 Victoria, 219 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,136 do you believe in fate? 220 00:05:54,261 --> 00:05:56,595 I believe you're about 221 00:05:54,261 --> 00:05:56,595 to give a big speech on fate. 222 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,094 Well, I do. 223 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:01,136 And I think when two people like 224 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:01,136 you and me randomly bump 225 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,053 into each other, 226 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,053 it means something. 227 00:06:03,094 --> 00:06:05,554 I have to make amends 228 00:06:03,094 --> 00:06:05,554 for what I did. 229 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:08,303 Look, I can't undo what I did 230 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:08,303 six years ago, but... 231 00:06:08,428 --> 00:06:11,636 I can wash dishes. 232 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:13,470 It's actually something 233 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:13,470 I'm good at. 234 00:06:13,595 --> 00:06:15,053 Ted... 235 00:06:15,136 --> 00:06:18,428 I swear to you 236 00:06:15,136 --> 00:06:18,428 I am not trying anything. 237 00:06:22,053 --> 00:06:25,053 Guys, guys! Shut up! 238 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,094 Give the artist 239 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,094 a little respect! 240 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,720 Sir, I apologize for that, 241 00:06:29,845 --> 00:06:32,094 and for what 242 00:06:29,845 --> 00:06:32,094 I'm about to say. 243 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:34,428 Here's my impression 244 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:34,428 of this guy. 245 00:06:34,554 --> 00:06:35,887 Uh! Ooh! 246 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:37,554 Uh! Uh! 247 00:06:37,678 --> 00:06:40,470 Welcome to Shinjitsu! Uh! 248 00:06:40,594 --> 00:06:44,178 I used to be a night manager 249 00:06:40,594 --> 00:06:44,178 at Dairy Queen! Brr! 250 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:45,512 Anyone can do that. 251 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:47,428 Oh really? Then why 252 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:47,428 don't you do it, Barney? 253 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:50,053 Show us all the tricks 254 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:50,053 if they're so easy. 255 00:06:50,178 --> 00:06:51,594 Show us the onion volcano, 256 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,053 the fried rice 257 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,053 beating heart, 258 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:54,554 the shrimp in the pocket. 259 00:06:54,678 --> 00:06:58,553 I bet Ted showed Victoria 260 00:06:54,678 --> 00:06:58,553 the shrimp in his pocket. 261 00:06:58,678 --> 00:06:59,928 Shrimp? Really? 262 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,594 Okay, I'll do all 263 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,553 those things. You just name 264 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,553 the time and the place. 265 00:07:03,678 --> 00:07:05,428 Okay, right here 266 00:07:03,678 --> 00:07:05,428 after we eat. 267 00:07:05,553 --> 00:07:06,512 And what do I get if I do? 268 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:07,470 What do you want? 269 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,387 I want to touch Lily's boobs. 270 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:09,761 Deal! 271 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:10,678 Hey, sweetie? 272 00:07:10,803 --> 00:07:12,261 Yeah, I heard. 273 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:16,470 Okay, Barney, you want 274 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:16,470 to make this real? 275 00:07:16,594 --> 00:07:18,053 Let's make this real. 276 00:07:18,094 --> 00:07:20,803 If you can do 277 00:07:18,094 --> 00:07:20,803 all that stuff 278 00:07:20,928 --> 00:07:22,178 that Marshall just listed off, 279 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:23,887 I will let 280 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:23,887 you touch one boob. 281 00:07:24,053 --> 00:07:24,720 Both boobs. 282 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:25,553 Just one. 283 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:26,345 Touch and squeeze. 284 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:27,094 Just touch. 285 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:28,053 Touch and motorboat. 286 00:07:28,094 --> 00:07:28,761 Just touch. 287 00:07:28,887 --> 00:07:29,678 Honka honka? 288 00:07:28,887 --> 00:07:29,678 Barney. 289 00:07:29,803 --> 00:07:30,761 Just touch. 290 00:07:29,803 --> 00:07:30,761 Just touch. 291 00:07:30,887 --> 00:07:32,387 For one hour. 292 00:07:30,887 --> 00:07:32,387 For one second. 293 00:07:32,512 --> 00:07:33,720 20 minutes, both boobs. 294 00:07:33,845 --> 00:07:35,094 Thirty seconds, one boob. 295 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,553 Four minutes, both boobs, 296 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,553 three squeezes. 297 00:07:37,678 --> 00:07:40,428 One minute, both boobs, 298 00:07:37,678 --> 00:07:40,428 one squeeze. 299 00:07:37,678 --> 00:07:40,428 Deal! 300 00:07:40,553 --> 00:07:43,553 But... if you can't do 301 00:07:40,553 --> 00:07:43,553 everything, 302 00:07:43,678 --> 00:07:45,053 and I mean everything, 303 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:49,345 then you have to wear 304 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:49,345 Marshall's ducky tie... 305 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,928 for one year. 306 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,636 Ooh... 307 00:07:54,803 --> 00:07:55,803 Deal. 308 00:08:00,345 --> 00:08:02,387 So you get to the bakery. 309 00:08:02,511 --> 00:08:04,261 We get to the bakery. 310 00:08:04,387 --> 00:08:06,428 Well, this is great. 311 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,094 You know what else 312 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,094 is getting clean 313 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,428 along with this 314 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,428 cupcake tray? 315 00:08:09,553 --> 00:08:11,136 My conscience. 316 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:13,261 You got anything else 317 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:13,261 you need to atone for? 318 00:08:13,387 --> 00:08:14,594 My oven needs cleaning. 319 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,261 Un, no, nothing else. 320 00:08:18,345 --> 00:08:19,845 Not yet anyway. 321 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:26,094 I'm getting married. 322 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,511 Bang. 323 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,928 Baby, I think I got yours. 324 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,928 This one has no booze. 325 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:39,845 Oh, no, that's mine. 326 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,136 Yeah, I don't know 327 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:43,469 why people think 328 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:43,469 that Mai Tais need booze. 329 00:08:43,594 --> 00:08:44,761 I've been drinking virgins 330 00:08:43,594 --> 00:08:44,761 all night, 331 00:08:44,887 --> 00:08:45,845 and they're delicious. 332 00:08:46,053 --> 00:08:47,887 Yeah, well, enjoy 333 00:08:46,053 --> 00:08:47,887 your Mai Tai 334 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:52,636 because as of tomorrow night, 335 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:52,636 you'll be wearing my tie. 336 00:08:52,761 --> 00:08:54,511 Our future child 337 00:08:52,761 --> 00:08:54,511 is so lucky. 338 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:57,261 Wait. You're not drunk? 339 00:08:57,387 --> 00:09:01,428 Huh. I guess not. 340 00:09:01,553 --> 00:09:02,761 It's a hustle! 341 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:03,845 We gettin' hustled! 342 00:09:04,053 --> 00:09:05,761 Oh, this stinks. 343 00:09:05,887 --> 00:09:07,220 This stinks to holy hell! 344 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:09,053 He's gonna win the bet! 345 00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:12,261 Baby, come on. Even if he was 346 00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:12,261 sober as a nun, 347 00:09:12,387 --> 00:09:14,553 there's no way he could do what 348 00:09:12,387 --> 00:09:14,553 these guys do. 349 00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:18,803 Exactly. I mean, to learn 350 00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:18,803 the trademark secrets 351 00:09:18,928 --> 00:09:20,053 of Shinjitsu hibachi cooking, 352 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:23,053 one would have to go 353 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:23,053 all the way... 354 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:25,178 to Hoboken, New Jersey. 355 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:28,178 Yeah, they have a school there. 356 00:09:28,303 --> 00:09:30,303 It's a six-month course. 357 00:09:28,303 --> 00:09:30,303 They teach you everything. 358 00:09:30,427 --> 00:09:31,594 How do you know that? 359 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,803 Maybe I looked it up 360 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,803 on my phone just now. 361 00:09:34,511 --> 00:09:37,511 Then again, maybe not. 362 00:09:43,845 --> 00:09:45,386 So Victoria's getting married. 363 00:09:45,511 --> 00:09:47,053 She's getting married. 364 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:50,178 I'm sorry. I should have 365 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:50,178 told you that way earlier. 366 00:09:50,303 --> 00:09:51,553 No, no, it's fine. 367 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,427 You thought something 368 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,427 was gonna happen. 369 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:54,928 Like one percent. 370 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,053 Maybe slap on a ring next time. 371 00:09:57,094 --> 00:09:59,094 Well, the problem is, 372 00:09:57,094 --> 00:09:59,094 he hasn't asked me yet. 373 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,720 I found the ring in a box 374 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,720 in his sock drawer. 375 00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:05,136 Wow! Guy's got a whole drawer 376 00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:05,136 just for socks? 377 00:10:05,261 --> 00:10:06,636 Must be nice. 378 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,345 So when's Money Bags 379 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,345 popping the question? 380 00:10:10,469 --> 00:10:11,594 I'm pretty sure tomorrow. 381 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,969 He's taking me out 382 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:15,345 to a really nice restaurant out 383 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:15,345 in the Hamptons. 384 00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:17,261 It's right on the water, 385 00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:22,011 so afterwards we'll take a walk 386 00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:22,011 on the beach in the moonlight. 387 00:10:22,136 --> 00:10:23,928 You should probably go. 388 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,928 I don't know. 389 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,928 It sounds pretty intimate. 390 00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:30,427 I'm serious. I feel 391 00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:30,427 like I misled you. 392 00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:34,720 Madam, I came here 393 00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:34,720 to wash your dishes. 394 00:10:34,845 --> 00:10:35,969 Nothing more. 395 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,720 Whoa! What was that! 396 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,720 What was what? 397 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:41,386 This guy and Barney 398 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:41,386 just shared a look! 399 00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:42,636 Do you know him? 400 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:48,511 They did it again! 401 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,427 This whole thing stinks, 402 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,427 I tells ya! 403 00:10:50,553 --> 00:10:52,094 It stinks! 404 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:56,136 Lily, are you really suggesting 405 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:56,136 that Barney spent six months 406 00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:58,594 commuting back and forth 407 00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:58,594 to Hoboken 408 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,178 to learn a signature cooking 409 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,178 style of a restaurant 410 00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:03,553 he doesn't even like 411 00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:03,553 so he could win a bet 412 00:11:03,678 --> 00:11:05,303 he hadn't even made yet? 413 00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:07,261 Yeah, the whole thing stinks. 414 00:11:07,386 --> 00:11:09,553 No, it's not possible, okay? 415 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,636 I was the one who said 416 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,636 let's go to Shinjitsu... 417 00:11:11,761 --> 00:11:13,178 Bless you. 418 00:11:13,302 --> 00:11:15,302 How could Barney have... 419 00:11:20,427 --> 00:11:22,220 You brilliant bastard. 420 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,053 It's all so obvious now. 421 00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:26,302 For the past, oh, I don't 422 00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:26,302 know how long, five years, 423 00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:28,261 every time I've said, 424 00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:28,261 "Let's go to Shinjitsu," 425 00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:29,344 Bless you. 426 00:11:29,469 --> 00:11:32,469 You've sneezed. 427 00:11:32,594 --> 00:11:33,845 Every time. 428 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:35,344 And little by little... 429 00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:37,136 Let's go to Shinjitsu. 430 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,094 Bless you. 431 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,094 Bless you. 432 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:42,094 you forged the association 433 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:42,094 in my brain. 434 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,511 So what should we do for dinner? 435 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,053 Let's go to Shinjitsu. 436 00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:46,344 Oh, bless you. 437 00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:46,344 Thanks. 438 00:11:46,469 --> 00:11:48,178 Until eventually... 439 00:11:48,302 --> 00:11:50,636 Yes, I know I said that 440 00:11:48,302 --> 00:11:50,636 we'd be back Sunday, 441 00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:52,386 but guess what? 442 00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:52,386 We are back now! 443 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,553 Now what on earth... 444 00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:54,928 Stop bouncing! 445 00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:54,928 What on earth 446 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:56,678 would make you think that 447 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:56,678 we'd be okay with this? 448 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,511 Let's go to Shinjitsu. 449 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,511 When you were sick 450 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,511 for a week last year, 451 00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:03,553 I had Shinjitsu 452 00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:03,553 like six times. 453 00:12:04,511 --> 00:12:05,636 You had the knife skills... 454 00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:08,302 you had the trigger... 455 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:11,678 All you needed then was 456 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:11,678 to want something from me. 457 00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:15,553 And then one day... those 458 00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:15,553 somethings came a-busting out. 459 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,803 Wapowng! 460 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:19,803 I am gonna have 461 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:19,803 to walk this earth, 462 00:12:19,928 --> 00:12:22,803 knowing Barney has 463 00:12:19,928 --> 00:12:22,803 touched my boobs. 464 00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:24,803 Yeah. It stays with you. 465 00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:27,469 His email reminders don't help. 466 00:12:27,594 --> 00:12:29,302 Okay, Lily, this is ridiculous. 467 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:31,053 If you want to 468 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:31,053 call the bet off... 469 00:12:31,094 --> 00:12:32,219 Great! The bet's off! 470 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:33,803 Let me finish. 471 00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:37,427 Here's the deal: If 472 00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:37,427 you let me just see them... 473 00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:39,553 no touching, just looking... 474 00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:39,553 for one minute... 475 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,136 30 seconds. 476 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:41,136 For 30 seconds, 477 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,511 in a well-lit 478 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,511 photography studio... 479 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,344 In the alley. 480 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,344 In the alley... 481 00:12:44,469 --> 00:12:45,928 then we'll cancel this 482 00:12:44,469 --> 00:12:45,928 entire wager completely. 483 00:12:46,053 --> 00:12:47,178 Do we have a deal? 484 00:12:48,803 --> 00:12:50,178 I totally think you 485 00:12:48,803 --> 00:12:50,178 should take the deal. 486 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,678 I don't think we have a choice. 487 00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:52,845 Go on, take the deal. 488 00:12:53,053 --> 00:12:54,928 I'll... think about it. 489 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,427 So you're doing the dishes... 490 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:00,761 I'm doing the dishes. 491 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:02,761 All done. 492 00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:04,094 Congratulations. 493 00:13:04,219 --> 00:13:07,594 Your karmic slate is 494 00:13:04,219 --> 00:13:07,594 clean and lemony fresh. 495 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,553 Cheers. 496 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,553 Cheers. 497 00:13:09,678 --> 00:13:12,053 See, now I can start anew, 498 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:14,803 and hopefully end up as 499 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:14,803 happy as you and, uh... 500 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,053 Sorry, what's his name? 501 00:13:16,177 --> 00:13:18,053 Whose name? 502 00:13:16,177 --> 00:13:18,053 Your fiancé-to-be. 503 00:13:18,177 --> 00:13:19,720 Oh! His name is Klaus. 504 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:21,803 Klaus. 505 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:21,803 Klaus. 506 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,053 German name. 507 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,845 Yeah, German guy. 508 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,845 Hmm. 509 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:28,344 When you were 510 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:28,344 living in Germany, 511 00:13:28,469 --> 00:13:30,469 and we were doing the whole 512 00:13:28,469 --> 00:13:30,469 long-distance thing... 513 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:32,136 wasn't there a Klaus 514 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:32,136 in your class? 515 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,553 There was a Klaus in my class. 516 00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,761 And you and Klaus 517 00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,761 were close. 518 00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,761 Not that close. 519 00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:38,053 Yes, yes, you and the Klaus from 520 00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:38,053 your class were quite close. 521 00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:39,094 Kind of close. 522 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,260 Was that your Klaus? 523 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,260 My Klaus? 524 00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:42,803 In your class. 525 00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:42,803 In my class? 526 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,803 Is your Klaus the kind of 527 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,803 close Klaus from your class? 528 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,219 Yes. 529 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,636 You didn't cheat on me 530 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,636 with Klaus, did you? 531 00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,928 No. No, I did not. 532 00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,928 Mm. 533 00:13:53,053 --> 00:13:54,302 Okay, new question. 534 00:13:54,427 --> 00:13:56,511 After we broke up, 535 00:13:54,427 --> 00:13:56,511 how long were you single 536 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,720 before you and Klaus 537 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,720 started dating? 538 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:02,761 Oh, how long... um, well, 539 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:02,761 we broke up in April, so... 540 00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:04,678 a day and a half. 541 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:09,053 Oh, you have got 542 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:09,053 to be kidding me! 543 00:14:09,094 --> 00:14:10,260 I'm sorry. 544 00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:12,427 So I've spent the last 545 00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:12,427 six years feeling like 546 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:16,094 I completely betrayed you, 547 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:16,094 when in truth, you... 548 00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:18,219 No, you know what? 549 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,344 Okay. Fine. 550 00:14:23,469 --> 00:14:26,135 Just let yourself off the hook 551 00:14:23,469 --> 00:14:26,135 on a technicality! 552 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,344 Forget the fact that 553 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,344 you did cheat on me! 554 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:32,053 Forget it? I will 555 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:32,053 never forget it. Okay? 556 00:14:32,135 --> 00:14:33,469 I will never stop regretting it, 557 00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,344 because what we had 558 00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,344 meant that much to me! 559 00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:37,594 I just... I wish it had meant 560 00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:37,594 something to you, too. 561 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,053 Are you kidding? 562 00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:41,053 I loved you! 563 00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:41,053 Did you? 564 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,553 Yes. 565 00:14:42,678 --> 00:14:48,093 We had such an amazing 566 00:14:42,678 --> 00:14:48,093 time together. 567 00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,344 Do you remember that night 568 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:50,761 we found that crazy 569 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:50,761 videotape of Barney? 570 00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:53,344 Game night. 571 00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:55,053 We played that ridiculous 572 00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:55,053 game Marshall invented. 573 00:14:55,093 --> 00:14:56,511 Marshgammon. 574 00:14:55,093 --> 00:14:56,511 Yeah. 575 00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:58,803 We've played it a few times 576 00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:58,803 since. I still don't get it. 577 00:14:58,928 --> 00:15:00,302 Remember the night we met? 578 00:15:00,427 --> 00:15:03,177 I remember you not 579 00:15:00,427 --> 00:15:03,177 letting me kiss you. 580 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,803 Remember why? 581 00:15:04,928 --> 00:15:06,928 You had this ridiculous idea 582 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:08,720 that the moment leading 583 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:08,720 up to the kiss... 584 00:15:08,845 --> 00:15:09,803 The drum roll. 585 00:15:09,928 --> 00:15:12,053 is as good as 586 00:15:09,928 --> 00:15:12,053 the kiss itself. 587 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,678 Isn't it? 588 00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,553 Well, it's certainly 589 00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,553 more innocent. 590 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:16,887 It's completely harmless. 591 00:15:17,053 --> 00:15:18,720 Completely. 592 00:15:32,761 --> 00:15:33,803 Oh, my God! 593 00:15:32,761 --> 00:15:33,803 Oh no. 594 00:15:33,928 --> 00:15:35,344 No, no-no-no-no-no. 595 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,511 I should not have done that. 596 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,511 No, that was me. 597 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,678 I let you come wash my dishes! 598 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:42,135 I said my "oven" 599 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:42,135 needed "cleaning"! 600 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:44,177 I invited you into a porno! 601 00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:45,553 No. 602 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,469 You were right. This is fate. 603 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:49,469 I needed to see 604 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:49,469 you one more time 605 00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,219 in order to know 606 00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,219 for sure about Klaus. 607 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,093 And...? 608 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,553 And... 609 00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,052 I have a bus to catch. 610 00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:06,093 Fine, you can see my boobs! 611 00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:07,093 To the alley! 612 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:09,761 This seems unfair. 613 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,052 I mean, I get that 614 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,052 I'm the only person 615 00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:13,427 not allowed to see this, but... 616 00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:16,052 it just, it-it seems unfair. 617 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:17,469 Come on, Lily, hurry up. 618 00:16:17,594 --> 00:16:19,052 Guys... 619 00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:22,052 You know, I'm all for honoring a 620 00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:22,052 bet, but who invited Takumi? 621 00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,052 Sorry, bro. 622 00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,052 I tried. 623 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:31,761 What's going on? 624 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:31,761 What am I missing? 625 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,845 Are they out yet? 626 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,845 What do they look like? 627 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,177 Look, I don't want to know! 628 00:16:35,302 --> 00:16:36,636 Just tell me the kind of coin. 629 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,469 Do you know how long 630 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,469 30 seconds is? 631 00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:42,761 It's going to be 632 00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:42,761 five seconds of... 633 00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:45,135 followed by 25 634 00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:45,135 seconds of... 635 00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:48,678 I mean, yes, 636 00:16:46,302 --> 00:16:48,678 seeing Lily's boobs 637 00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:51,135 is all you've ever 638 00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:51,135 wanted, but come on. 639 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,135 All he's ever wanted... 640 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,553 Lily, stop! 641 00:16:55,678 --> 00:16:57,678 Don't you see? 642 00:16:57,803 --> 00:17:00,720 This was his plan all along! 643 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:04,260 He let us think he knows how 644 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:04,260 to do all this Shinjitsu stuff, 645 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,260 just so he could 646 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,260 get you out here 647 00:17:06,386 --> 00:17:08,427 whipping out your milk-makers! 648 00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:11,260 You son of a bitch! 649 00:17:11,386 --> 00:17:13,052 The bet is back on! 650 00:17:13,928 --> 00:17:16,093 Nice try, Barney! 651 00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:18,093 Nice try. 652 00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:34,344 Maybe I was wrong. 653 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:36,761 Well, I guess that's everything 654 00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:36,761 you asked me to do, is it not? 655 00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:39,093 Oh, wait! The shrimp 656 00:17:36,887 --> 00:17:39,093 in the pocket. 657 00:17:39,219 --> 00:17:40,386 A modern classic. 658 00:17:40,511 --> 00:17:41,386 And now... 659 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:44,302 for one minute on second base... 660 00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:47,177 with a firm yet 661 00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:47,177 sensual squeeze... 662 00:17:47,302 --> 00:17:48,803 Nothing can stop him now. 663 00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:50,469 One thing can. 664 00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:51,803 Make that two things. 665 00:18:12,678 --> 00:18:14,594 No! 666 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,052 Yeah! 667 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,052 Yeah! 668 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:19,927 So you take her to the bus... 669 00:18:20,052 --> 00:18:21,511 I take her to the bus. 670 00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:24,594 Well, this feels familiar. 671 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,636 You leaving, me kind of 672 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,636 wanting to say, "Don't go." 673 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,052 Little late for that. 674 00:18:29,135 --> 00:18:31,093 Little bit. 675 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:33,052 Don't go. 676 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:33,052 Ted... 677 00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:34,761 I'm sorry. I just... 678 00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,636 Why didn't I say it then? 679 00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:39,260 Why'd I let you 680 00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:39,260 get on that plane? 681 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:42,260 Why didn't I get on it with you? 682 00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:45,761 What would our lives be 683 00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:45,761 right now, if we had just... 684 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:48,302 held on? 685 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,803 Would I have still run into 686 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,803 you at this party tonight... 687 00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,636 or would we have been 688 00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,636 there together? 689 00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:54,803 We'd go home... 690 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,135 to our home? 691 00:18:58,427 --> 00:19:01,720 You cook. I do the dishes. 692 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:04,469 I'm happy that you're happy. 693 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:07,553 But damn it. 694 00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:08,927 What if? 695 00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:11,427 Do you really want 696 00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:11,427 to know the answer to that? 697 00:19:11,553 --> 00:19:13,553 No. 698 00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,594 I think it would kill me. 699 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,177 Good-bye, Ted. 700 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,761 And that was it. 701 00:19:32,886 --> 00:19:35,553 Now she's probably engaged. 702 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,844 Maybe it's for the best. 703 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:45,761 All right. Well... 704 00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:47,594 We're gonna duck out. 705 00:19:49,302 --> 00:19:51,511 Sorry to leave you 706 00:19:49,302 --> 00:19:51,511 with the bill. 707 00:19:51,636 --> 00:19:55,927 Oh, guys, it's gonna 708 00:19:51,636 --> 00:19:55,927 be a good year. 709 00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:58,594 I'm glad you guys can laugh, 710 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,511 'cause I think I'm gonna 711 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,511 be physically ill. 712 00:20:00,636 --> 00:20:02,177 Coming down with a mallardy? 713 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,344 Oh, they look hungry. 714 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,344 There you go. 715 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,177 Here you go. 716 00:20:06,302 --> 00:20:08,678 Kids, there was 717 00:20:06,302 --> 00:20:08,678 one part I left out. 718 00:20:08,802 --> 00:20:10,594 Good-bye, Ted. 719 00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:15,886 Okay, yes. 720 00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:15,886 What's the answer? 721 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:23,469 There is a reason that it didn't 722 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:23,469 work out between you and me, 723 00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:25,469 but it's not Germany. 724 00:20:25,594 --> 00:20:28,135 And I'm willing to bet it's the 725 00:20:25,594 --> 00:20:28,135 same reason none of your other 726 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,469 relationships in the last 727 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,469 six years have lasted either. 728 00:20:30,594 --> 00:20:31,760 It's Robin. 729 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:34,010 No. 730 00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,511 Yes. 731 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:38,511 She is so much bigger 732 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:38,511 in your world than you realize. 733 00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:42,219 And this thing that you're all 734 00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:42,219 doing, you and Barney and Robin, 735 00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:47,177 like you're all just buddies? 736 00:20:47,302 --> 00:20:49,720 That doesn't work. Trust me. 737 00:20:49,844 --> 00:20:51,760 You-You've got it all wrong. 738 00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,427 I'm right about this. 739 00:20:55,469 --> 00:20:57,260 Good-bye, Ted. 740 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,760 And sure enough, she was right. 741 00:20:59,886 --> 00:21:05,135 It didn't work; 742 00:20:59,886 --> 00:21:05,135 we just didn't realize it yet.