1 00:00:02,864 --> 00:00:05,113 Kids, in October 2011, 2 00:00:02,864 --> 00:00:05,113 your Aunt Robin was in therapy. 3 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:08,238 And against all logic, 4 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:08,238 it was actually going well. 5 00:00:08,363 --> 00:00:09,906 But why? 6 00:00:10,029 --> 00:00:12,447 Why-why am I constantly looking 7 00:00:10,029 --> 00:00:12,447 for reasons not to be happy? 8 00:00:12,572 --> 00:00:15,447 Maybe because the idea of 9 00:00:12,572 --> 00:00:15,447 finally being happy... 10 00:00:15,572 --> 00:00:17,154 terrifies you. 11 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,363 Bro, you are killing it today. 12 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,948 Pshh! 13 00:00:23,321 --> 00:00:24,614 We got something good here. 14 00:00:24,739 --> 00:00:26,948 We are totes gonna conquer 15 00:00:24,739 --> 00:00:26,948 my fear of abandonment! 16 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:28,447 I can't see you anymore. 17 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:30,614 Nice. 18 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,572 "Oh, no! You're 19 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,572 abandoning me!" 20 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:35,697 Oh, no. You're abandoning me? 21 00:00:35,822 --> 00:00:38,822 I'm sorry. 22 00:00:35,822 --> 00:00:38,822 I'm moving to Alaska. 23 00:00:38,948 --> 00:00:42,113 And that might have 24 00:00:38,948 --> 00:00:42,113 been the end of it. 25 00:00:42,238 --> 00:00:43,280 But a week later... 26 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:45,321 Kevin? 27 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,739 What are you doing here? 28 00:00:47,864 --> 00:00:51,822 Okay, look, I lied to you 29 00:00:47,864 --> 00:00:51,822 about moving to Alaska. 30 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:53,988 I-I had to stop seeing you. 31 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,238 Why? 32 00:00:55,363 --> 00:00:57,655 'Cause I think you're cute. 33 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,321 And ethically, 34 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,321 I can't be your therapist 35 00:00:59,447 --> 00:01:01,447 if I'm attracted to you. 36 00:01:01,572 --> 00:01:03,864 Oh, I get it. You dump me 37 00:01:01,572 --> 00:01:03,864 as a patient 38 00:01:03,988 --> 00:01:05,530 just so you can ask me out? 39 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:06,697 I'm not gonna ask you out. 40 00:01:06,822 --> 00:01:08,113 You're not? 41 00:01:08,154 --> 00:01:10,948 No. We met in therapy. 42 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,572 It's inappropriate for me 43 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,572 to date a patient. 44 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:16,697 Anyway, it was nice seeing you. 45 00:01:17,697 --> 00:01:20,572 Hey, wait. 46 00:01:20,697 --> 00:01:22,113 How do you define "date"? 47 00:01:22,238 --> 00:01:25,154 Two people having a meal 48 00:01:22,238 --> 00:01:25,154 together, 49 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,321 sitting across the table 50 00:01:26,447 --> 00:01:27,906 making googly eyes 51 00:01:26,447 --> 00:01:27,906 at each other... 52 00:01:28,113 --> 00:01:32,113 What about two people eating 53 00:01:28,113 --> 00:01:32,113 alone, sitting side by side, 54 00:01:32,238 --> 00:01:35,196 making googly eyes 55 00:01:32,238 --> 00:01:35,196 at the coffee maker? 56 00:01:35,321 --> 00:01:37,781 Okay, it's not a date. 57 00:01:37,906 --> 00:01:39,363 Exactly. Not a date. 58 00:01:39,488 --> 00:01:42,196 And so Robin and Kevin had 59 00:01:39,488 --> 00:01:42,196 breakfast alone, 60 00:01:42,321 --> 00:01:46,405 side by side 61 00:01:42,321 --> 00:01:46,405 every day that week. 62 00:01:48,196 --> 00:01:49,363 Until finally... 63 00:01:55,113 --> 00:01:55,781 Oh, hey! 64 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,614 Sorry. No cabs. 65 00:01:57,739 --> 00:01:59,280 Ran 40 blocks 66 00:01:57,739 --> 00:01:59,280 all the way here. 67 00:01:59,405 --> 00:02:00,655 May have knocked an old lady 68 00:02:00,781 --> 00:02:02,238 into the street, 69 00:02:00,781 --> 00:02:02,238 don't know, I didn't look back. 70 00:02:02,363 --> 00:02:03,321 Let's just go on a real date. 71 00:02:03,447 --> 00:02:04,988 Yeah, that might be a good idea. 72 00:02:05,113 --> 00:02:06,405 Finally! 73 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,113 Oh, I can't wait 74 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,113 to see that movie. 75 00:02:23,238 --> 00:02:24,238 Is it good? 76 00:02:24,363 --> 00:02:25,614 Awesome. Wait, totally 77 00:02:24,363 --> 00:02:25,614 hypothetically, 78 00:02:25,739 --> 00:02:27,822 do you like movies with a 79 00:02:25,739 --> 00:02:27,822 shocking twist where all 80 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,488 the main characters die 81 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,488 at the end? 82 00:02:29,614 --> 00:02:30,572 Yes. 83 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:31,905 You will love this movie. 84 00:02:32,113 --> 00:02:33,238 Hey, guys. 85 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:34,405 Hey, Marshall. 86 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:34,405 What's up? 87 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,238 Well, I'll tell you what's up. 88 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:38,405 You know how my boss, 89 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:38,405 Garrison Cootes, is, 90 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:40,280 like, the most famous 91 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:40,280 environmental lawyer 92 00:02:40,405 --> 00:02:41,154 in the world? 93 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,697 Yeah... 94 00:02:42,822 --> 00:02:46,113 I mean, it's him 95 00:02:42,822 --> 00:02:46,113 or the other guy. 96 00:02:46,238 --> 00:02:47,488 Sir Anthony Howel? 97 00:02:47,614 --> 00:02:49,863 Yeah... 98 00:02:49,988 --> 00:02:51,947 Anyway, he's an important guy, 99 00:02:49,988 --> 00:02:51,947 okay? 100 00:02:52,113 --> 00:02:53,488 And so today at work, 101 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:55,655 I was trying to show him 102 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:55,655 that I'm tough. 103 00:02:55,781 --> 00:02:57,488 I've been thinking 104 00:02:55,781 --> 00:02:57,488 about this 105 00:02:57,614 --> 00:02:58,781 settlement offer we're about 106 00:02:58,905 --> 00:03:00,905 to get from Gruber 107 00:02:58,905 --> 00:03:00,905 Pharmaceuticals. 108 00:03:01,113 --> 00:03:02,739 If it's anything less 109 00:03:01,113 --> 00:03:02,739 than $20 million, 110 00:03:02,863 --> 00:03:04,113 then I'm gonna grab 111 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:06,614 those corporate Earth rapists 112 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:06,614 by their... 113 00:03:06,739 --> 00:03:08,614 Okay, I'm just gonna 114 00:03:06,739 --> 00:03:08,614 say something. 115 00:03:08,739 --> 00:03:10,614 I'm growing a child 116 00:03:08,739 --> 00:03:10,614 in my belly, 117 00:03:10,739 --> 00:03:12,488 a child that just 118 00:03:10,739 --> 00:03:12,488 developed ears. 119 00:03:12,614 --> 00:03:15,196 This is a very 120 00:03:12,614 --> 00:03:15,196 thin sweater. 121 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,905 So please, if you must 122 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,905 tell your story... 123 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,488 just make it 124 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,488 cheerful. 125 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:20,113 Cheerful. 126 00:03:20,196 --> 00:03:22,280 Okay... 127 00:03:22,405 --> 00:03:23,947 Then I'm gonna grab those 128 00:03:22,405 --> 00:03:23,947 corporate... 129 00:03:24,113 --> 00:03:25,405 employees... 130 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,321 by their sweaty, dangling... 131 00:03:27,447 --> 00:03:28,572 hands... 132 00:03:28,697 --> 00:03:31,113 and squeeze until those greedy 133 00:03:28,697 --> 00:03:31,113 sons of... 134 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:33,321 parents... realize that 135 00:03:31,154 --> 00:03:33,321 I'm the baddest mother... 136 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,280 nature lover around. 137 00:03:36,405 --> 00:03:39,113 It's like watching 138 00:03:36,405 --> 00:03:39,113 The Breakfast Club on TBS. 139 00:03:39,196 --> 00:03:40,988 So what did he say? 140 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:45,488 Marshall, bend down so I 141 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:45,488 can put my arm around you. 142 00:03:45,614 --> 00:03:47,863 That's all the way down. 143 00:03:45,614 --> 00:03:47,863 That's good. 144 00:03:47,988 --> 00:03:49,821 Gruber Pharmaceuticals 145 00:03:47,988 --> 00:03:49,821 is a company full 146 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:51,697 of well-meaning people 147 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:51,697 doing their jobs, 148 00:03:51,821 --> 00:03:53,821 just like you and me. 149 00:03:53,947 --> 00:03:56,447 Guys, I'm afraid that Garrison 150 00:03:53,947 --> 00:03:56,447 Cootes has gone soft! 151 00:03:56,572 --> 00:03:58,572 He's like a teddy bear! 152 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,280 A teddy bear 153 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,280 or an Ewok? 154 00:04:01,405 --> 00:04:03,280 You know, cute and cuddly 155 00:04:01,405 --> 00:04:03,280 around the village, 156 00:04:03,405 --> 00:04:05,196 but once the battle starts... 157 00:04:05,321 --> 00:04:08,614 He'll smash in your metal skull 158 00:04:05,321 --> 00:04:08,614 with giant swinging logs. 159 00:04:08,739 --> 00:04:09,655 Marshall! 160 00:04:09,781 --> 00:04:11,154 Okay, he'll hug you 161 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,405 until you agree to peaceably 162 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,405 shut down the Death Star. 163 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:14,572 Hi, sweetie. 164 00:04:14,697 --> 00:04:15,780 Hey. 165 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:17,405 What are we 166 00:04:15,905 --> 00:04:17,405 all talking about? 167 00:04:17,530 --> 00:04:18,530 Ewoks. 168 00:04:18,655 --> 00:04:19,821 Ugh, I hate the Ewoks. 169 00:04:19,947 --> 00:04:21,988 The only good 170 00:04:19,947 --> 00:04:21,988 thing about Ewoks in that movie? 171 00:04:22,113 --> 00:04:23,821 You got to see some of them die. 172 00:04:24,821 --> 00:04:26,488 Well, I fancy a pint. 173 00:04:27,988 --> 00:04:29,530 Nora hates Ewoks. 174 00:04:29,655 --> 00:04:31,447 Well, I have 175 00:04:29,655 --> 00:04:31,447 to break up with her. 176 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,530 Be gentle 177 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,530 when you tell her, guys. 178 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:36,113 I'll call you from Vegas. 179 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:36,113 Tell me how it went. Okay. 180 00:04:36,154 --> 00:04:37,113 Okay, Barney! 181 00:04:37,154 --> 00:04:38,113 Sit down! 182 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,447 Not liking Ewoks 183 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,947 is no reason not 184 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,947 to date somebody. 185 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:44,447 Yeah, I mean, who knows 186 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:44,447 what the rules are, ya know? 187 00:04:44,572 --> 00:04:47,154 I mean, you're dating 188 00:04:44,572 --> 00:04:47,154 a girl who doesn't like Ewoks, 189 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,113 I'm dating my former 190 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,113 therapist. 191 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:50,238 Oh! 192 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:50,238 Eww! 193 00:04:50,363 --> 00:04:51,988 We are 194 00:04:50,363 --> 00:04:51,988 gentlemen of Harvard! 195 00:04:52,113 --> 00:04:54,655 It's not a big deal! 196 00:04:52,113 --> 00:04:54,655 Robin, if you asked 197 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,154 a hundred people, 198 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,154 "Who's the worst person 199 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,154 you could possibly date?" 200 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,697 they'd all say, 201 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,697 "Your therapist." 202 00:04:58,821 --> 00:05:00,363 Except the ones 203 00:04:58,821 --> 00:05:00,363 saying "Barney." 204 00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:02,905 Hey! Yeah, that tracks. 205 00:05:03,113 --> 00:05:04,697 Well, I should 206 00:05:03,113 --> 00:05:04,697 get going. 207 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:06,488 I got the big field 208 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:06,488 trip tomorrow. 209 00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:07,280 Field trip? 210 00:05:07,405 --> 00:05:08,238 Yeah. I'm taking 211 00:05:08,363 --> 00:05:09,405 my Intro to 212 00:05:08,363 --> 00:05:09,405 Architecture class 213 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:10,947 to the GNB Tower 214 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:10,947 construction site. 215 00:05:11,113 --> 00:05:12,363 I'm trying to get 216 00:05:11,113 --> 00:05:12,363 them interested 217 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:13,905 in architecture 218 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:13,905 as a career. 219 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,947 Why? Are we running out 220 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,947 of buildings? 221 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:17,488 Are we running out 222 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:17,488 of boring people? 223 00:05:17,614 --> 00:05:19,280 Guys, this is 224 00:05:17,614 --> 00:05:19,280 a big deal, okay? 225 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:21,321 If I can get just 226 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:21,321 one kid interested in 227 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,614 becoming an architect... 228 00:05:22,738 --> 00:05:24,988 Okay, I'm just gonna stop 229 00:05:22,738 --> 00:05:24,988 you right there. 230 00:05:25,113 --> 00:05:27,113 Ted, it's an Intro class. 231 00:05:27,238 --> 00:05:30,113 Yeah, don't try to 232 00:05:27,238 --> 00:05:30,113 Stand and Deliver 233 00:05:27,238 --> 00:05:30,113 an Intro class. 234 00:05:30,154 --> 00:05:33,113 Nobody takes an Intro class 235 00:05:30,154 --> 00:05:33,113 to get on any other path 236 00:05:33,196 --> 00:05:35,863 but the path to not 237 00:05:33,196 --> 00:05:35,863 being hungover anymore. 238 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:39,863 I learned that in my Intro 239 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:39,863 to something-ology class. 240 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:42,321 Well that's fine for 241 00:05:39,988 --> 00:05:42,321 something-ology, 242 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:44,614 but tomorrow 243 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:44,614 at 9:00 a.m. Sharp 244 00:05:44,738 --> 00:05:47,780 Intro to Architecture is 245 00:05:44,738 --> 00:05:47,780 going on a field trip! 246 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:49,113 All 200 of 'em. 247 00:05:49,238 --> 00:05:50,196 Well, it's 9:45. 248 00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:52,696 I guess the other 170 249 00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:52,696 of you got lost, 250 00:05:52,821 --> 00:05:54,154 so we'll just start. 251 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,614 Now, some might say you guys are 252 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,614 just taking this class 253 00:05:57,738 --> 00:06:01,196 because it's easy or because 254 00:05:57,738 --> 00:06:01,196 you've confused architecture 255 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:02,988 with archaeology and think 256 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:02,988 we're gonna do 257 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,696 some cool 258 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,696 Indiana Jones stuff today. 259 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:06,405 But I think that... 260 00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:13,238 I think just maybe, we got some 261 00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:13,238 future architects in the house. 262 00:06:13,363 --> 00:06:17,738 Show of hands: who's thinking 263 00:06:13,363 --> 00:06:17,738 about a career in architecture? 264 00:06:20,405 --> 00:06:22,780 Well, today, 265 00:06:20,405 --> 00:06:22,780 all that's gonna change. 266 00:06:22,905 --> 00:06:24,614 Follow me. 267 00:06:26,447 --> 00:06:28,154 Hey. Uh, sorry, 268 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,988 nobody gets in here 269 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,988 without a site pass. 270 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:33,572 It's okay, I'm Ted Mosby, the 271 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:33,572 architect of this building. 272 00:06:33,696 --> 00:06:35,947 I don't care if you're the 273 00:06:33,696 --> 00:06:35,947 archaeologist of this building. 274 00:06:36,113 --> 00:06:37,113 Site's closed. 275 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:44,321 Moving on! 276 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:47,488 That morning, Marshall's firm 277 00:06:47,614 --> 00:06:49,113 was getting 278 00:06:47,614 --> 00:06:49,113 the settlement offer 279 00:06:49,238 --> 00:06:51,614 from Gruber Pharmaceuticals, 280 00:06:49,238 --> 00:06:51,614 and Marshall couldn't wait 281 00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:54,572 to see the teddy bear 282 00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:54,572 turn into an Ewok. 283 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:58,447 Gruber Pharmaceuticals dumped 284 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:58,447 toxic waste into Frog Creek, 285 00:06:58,572 --> 00:07:01,238 a tributary of the Trout River 286 00:06:58,572 --> 00:07:01,238 that feeds into Clearwater Lake. 287 00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:04,196 All three of which 288 00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:04,196 now need new names. 289 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:10,113 So it's time to win one 290 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:10,113 for Mother Earth. 291 00:07:10,238 --> 00:07:12,447 Let's take out the trash, 292 00:07:10,238 --> 00:07:12,447 shall we? 293 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:14,530 Yes! 294 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:14,530 All right, 295 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:14,530 everyone grab a bag. 296 00:07:14,654 --> 00:07:16,321 Blue is recycling, 297 00:07:14,654 --> 00:07:16,321 green, compost. 298 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:18,280 There we go. 299 00:07:19,863 --> 00:07:21,405 Sheila... 300 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:23,488 we're ready to hear your offer. 301 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:37,113 $24,000? 302 00:07:41,196 --> 00:07:43,654 Yeah, that seems reasonable. 303 00:07:49,571 --> 00:07:50,738 Kids, I was wandering the city 304 00:07:50,863 --> 00:07:52,113 with 25 Intro to Architecture 305 00:07:50,863 --> 00:07:52,113 students 306 00:07:52,196 --> 00:07:53,988 when your Uncle Barney 307 00:07:52,196 --> 00:07:53,988 came to my rescue. 308 00:07:54,113 --> 00:07:57,613 Okay, guys, seeing a building 309 00:07:54,113 --> 00:07:57,613 get built, not that exciting. 310 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,280 What's really exciting is the 311 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,280 financial side of... 312 00:08:00,405 --> 00:08:01,738 Sit down, Ted, I got this. 313 00:08:01,863 --> 00:08:04,988 Hey, Weird Beard, lights! 314 00:08:05,113 --> 00:08:07,238 College... 315 00:08:05,113 --> 00:08:07,238 it's a confusing time. 316 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:08,530 Oh, no. 317 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:12,113 Studies show that 83% of all 318 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:12,113 college students 319 00:08:12,238 --> 00:08:14,154 desperately need... 320 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,113 sex lessons! 321 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,113 Lights! 322 00:08:18,154 --> 00:08:20,154 Barney, these are 323 00:08:18,154 --> 00:08:20,154 18-year-olds! 324 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,447 Ted, these are 18-year-olds! 325 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,780 You have a girlfriend. 326 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,113 But she doesn't like Ewoks! 327 00:08:27,154 --> 00:08:27,988 So what? 328 00:08:28,113 --> 00:08:32,113 So what? 329 00:08:28,113 --> 00:08:32,113 Bieber, lights! 330 00:08:32,154 --> 00:08:37,613 In 1983, George Lucas introduced 331 00:08:32,154 --> 00:08:37,613 the world to the Ewoks, 332 00:08:37,738 --> 00:08:41,363 a race of creatures indigenous 333 00:08:37,738 --> 00:08:41,363 to the second moon of Endor. 334 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,363 Now, the Ewoks have 335 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,363 a rich back-story 336 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:44,654 that the movie didn't 337 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:44,654 really go into. 338 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:45,947 Barney, why don't 339 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:45,947 you just skip 340 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:47,947 to the part 341 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:47,947 about you and Nora? 342 00:08:48,113 --> 00:08:49,654 Fine. 343 00:08:59,196 --> 00:09:00,696 Ah, yes. 344 00:09:00,821 --> 00:09:04,821 Ultimately, Ewoks split Star 345 00:09:00,821 --> 00:09:04,821 Wars fandom into two camps: 346 00:09:04,947 --> 00:09:09,905 those born before, and those 347 00:09:04,947 --> 00:09:09,905 born after May 25, 1973: 348 00:09:10,113 --> 00:09:13,154 the Ewok Line. 349 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,196 Anyone born on this side 350 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,196 of the Ewok Line was 351 00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:18,654 at least ten years 352 00:09:16,321 --> 00:09:18,654 old when Jedi came out, 353 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:22,905 and thus too old for something 354 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:22,905 so cloying and cute. 355 00:09:23,113 --> 00:09:29,738 Anyone born on this side 356 00:09:23,113 --> 00:09:29,738 loved the Ewoks because, why? 357 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,821 They reminded you of... 358 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:33,988 Our teddies? 359 00:09:34,113 --> 00:09:36,405 They reminded you 360 00:09:34,113 --> 00:09:36,405 of your teddies. 361 00:09:36,529 --> 00:09:38,280 Thank you, Gina. 362 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:40,113 How do you know her name? 363 00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:44,613 And so... by the immutable laws 364 00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:44,613 of the Ewok Line, 365 00:09:44,738 --> 00:09:49,113 my 29-year-old girlfriend 366 00:09:44,738 --> 00:09:49,113 who hates Ewoks 367 00:09:49,196 --> 00:09:54,696 must in fact be 368 00:09:49,196 --> 00:09:54,696 no younger than... 37. 369 00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:57,113 That's only a year younger 370 00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:57,113 than Will's mom. 371 00:09:57,154 --> 00:09:59,280 How do you know my mom? 372 00:09:57,154 --> 00:09:59,280 Class dismissed! 373 00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:00,696 I need to be alone. 374 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:02,238 All right, we're moving on. 375 00:10:02,363 --> 00:10:03,738 Ooh, can I come? 376 00:10:03,863 --> 00:10:05,780 Hey, baby. 377 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:09,113 Hey, I just want to remind you 378 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:09,113 we have Dr. Sonya at 4:00. 379 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,988 I'll be there. I'm sorry. 380 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:11,988 I'm just... I'm bummed. 381 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,571 We got 382 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,571 our settlement offer today: 383 00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:17,780 $24,000 from 384 00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:17,780 a billion-dollar company. 385 00:10:17,905 --> 00:10:20,321 Wow. I take it people aren't 386 00:10:17,905 --> 00:10:20,321 happy about that. 387 00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:23,196 We won! Champagne and cake 388 00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:23,196 for everybody! 389 00:10:23,321 --> 00:10:24,363 They're celebrating. 390 00:10:24,487 --> 00:10:25,446 I mean, it's crazy. 391 00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,821 We have no right 392 00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,821 to be eating cake. 393 00:10:27,947 --> 00:10:30,446 There's cake? I'm on my way! 394 00:10:30,571 --> 00:10:33,863 Meanwhile, the worst field trip 395 00:10:30,571 --> 00:10:33,863 of all time was still trucking. 396 00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:36,738 All right, this, this is 397 00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:36,738 exciting, okay? 398 00:10:36,863 --> 00:10:38,154 This is the very room 399 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,529 where I had the idea 400 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,529 for the GNB Tower. 401 00:10:40,654 --> 00:10:43,446 Now, Webster's defines 402 00:10:40,654 --> 00:10:43,446 "inspiration" as... 403 00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:46,113 Hold on. 404 00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:46,113 It's still loading. 405 00:10:46,238 --> 00:10:47,196 Uh, hey, roomie. 406 00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:49,947 Robin! Hey, 407 00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:49,947 what are you doing here? 408 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:52,613 Well, I was about 409 00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:52,613 to get my swerve on. 410 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,404 You were? 411 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,863 So you're the therapist. 412 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:59,988 You know, it's one thing 413 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:59,988 to pretend to be a shrink 414 00:11:00,113 --> 00:11:02,238 and bang your patients. 415 00:11:00,113 --> 00:11:02,238 That's normal. 416 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:05,696 But to do it for real? 417 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:05,696 A little creepy, bro. 418 00:11:05,821 --> 00:11:07,404 Okay, it's not creepy. 419 00:11:07,529 --> 00:11:09,446 Ehhhh... it's creepy. 420 00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:11,321 Class, show of hands: 421 00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:14,154 Who thinks it's creepy 422 00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:14,154 to date your therapist? 423 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,738 Pollstered. 424 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,738 Get out! 425 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,780 All right. 426 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,780 We're moving on! 427 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,238 So, class, to your left, 428 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,821 you will see some 429 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,821 excellent examples of 430 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:25,487 what we'd call windows. 431 00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:27,362 So where are we going now? 432 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,362 I have no idea. 433 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,863 This is a disaster. 434 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:31,863 Some of them are already 435 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:31,863 starting to go home. 436 00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:34,696 Although we seem to have 437 00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:34,696 picked up a German family. 438 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:36,487 Wait a minute. 439 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:36,487 Wait a minute. 440 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,154 That thing with Robin 441 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,154 and her creepy therapist 442 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,154 gave me an idea. 443 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,154 Ted, we have here a way 444 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,988 to solve every single debate 445 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,988 we've ever had! 446 00:11:45,113 --> 00:11:46,905 I mean, just look at the sample: 447 00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,947 guys, girls, 448 00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,947 blacks, Asians, a German family. 449 00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:52,529 You can't pay for that kind of 450 00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:52,529 focus group! 451 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:55,196 Is macaroni salad 452 00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:55,196 really a salad? 453 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,613 Hands up if you say "no." 454 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:58,696 Ha! 455 00:11:58,821 --> 00:11:59,696 Jacob or Edward? 456 00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:00,738 Who says Edward? 457 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,654 Ha, ha. See? 458 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,654 I told you. 459 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,113 It's Edward 460 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,113 James Olmos. 461 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:08,738 Would you rather have sex 462 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:08,738 with a dead human being 463 00:12:08,863 --> 00:12:11,571 or a live an...? 464 00:12:08,863 --> 00:12:11,571 Dude. 465 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,113 What? 466 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,113 Find the line. 467 00:12:13,196 --> 00:12:15,446 Who thinks David 468 00:12:13,196 --> 00:12:15,446 Hasselhoff is awesome? 469 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,113 Hmm. 470 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,113 It's true. 471 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,905 Okay. I've got one. 472 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,905 If you're dating a girl, 473 00:12:20,113 --> 00:12:21,404 and she lies 474 00:12:20,113 --> 00:12:21,404 about her age, 475 00:12:21,529 --> 00:12:23,446 who says break up 476 00:12:21,529 --> 00:12:23,446 with her? 477 00:12:23,571 --> 00:12:25,696 Yes, yes, but what if 478 00:12:23,571 --> 00:12:25,696 the person she's lying to 479 00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:27,738 is notoriously 480 00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:27,738 shallow about age? 481 00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:30,113 Okay, but what if early 482 00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:30,113 in our relationship, 483 00:12:30,196 --> 00:12:31,446 she made a really big deal 484 00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:32,947 about wanting to not 485 00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:32,947 lie to each other? 486 00:12:34,113 --> 00:12:35,113 What if she's hot? 487 00:12:36,113 --> 00:12:37,113 Who wants five bucks? 488 00:12:38,113 --> 00:12:39,654 Pollstered! 489 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:41,196 Let's do this. 490 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,362 Hmm? Yeah. 491 00:12:48,529 --> 00:12:49,404 Mm... 492 00:12:49,529 --> 00:12:50,905 Okay, this is creepy. 493 00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:52,404 It's Crispin 494 00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:52,404 Glover creepy. 495 00:12:52,529 --> 00:12:53,863 You were my patient. 496 00:12:53,988 --> 00:12:55,196 You shared intimate stuff. 497 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,947 It would be like dating 498 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,947 your gynecologist. 499 00:12:57,113 --> 00:12:59,113 You were vulnerable. 500 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,571 That's not something 501 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,571 we can move past. 502 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,654 Guess not. 503 00:13:04,738 --> 00:13:07,988 So, dating your gyno, 504 00:13:04,738 --> 00:13:07,988 that's bad, too? 505 00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:09,113 Oh, Robin. 506 00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:10,780 Kidding! 507 00:13:10,905 --> 00:13:12,529 Look, we've got another one! 508 00:13:14,654 --> 00:13:15,905 Come on, 509 00:13:14,654 --> 00:13:15,905 have a bite. 510 00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:17,780 No, it's a matter 511 00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:17,780 of principle. 512 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,279 I don't care how good it is, 513 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:20,947 I'm not gonna have 514 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:20,947 a third piece of cake! 515 00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:24,947 Okay, guys, you all had 516 00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:24,947 a lot of fun today, 517 00:13:25,113 --> 00:13:27,863 but now it's time... 518 00:13:25,113 --> 00:13:27,863 to have even more fun! 519 00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:30,113 Another cake! 520 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,905 Another cake? 521 00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:33,821 What is the matter 522 00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:33,821 with you people? 523 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:38,279 That settlement today was 524 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:38,279 a flaming pile of... 525 00:13:38,404 --> 00:13:40,154 puppies... 526 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,988 that aren't on fire! 527 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,113 Look at what's happening 528 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,113 to the environment, 529 00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:45,947 and we're here doing the limbo? 530 00:13:46,113 --> 00:13:48,863 I mean, we should be ashamed 531 00:13:46,113 --> 00:13:48,863 of ourselves! 532 00:13:57,362 --> 00:13:59,947 Sir, all I meant was... 533 00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:02,404 Ten years from right now, 534 00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:05,487 everyone outside in that bullpen 535 00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:05,487 will be dead. 536 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:06,988 What? 537 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,821 I've seen the 538 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,821 latest research, Marsh. 539 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,487 You know how I'm always saying 540 00:14:10,613 --> 00:14:12,487 it's not too late 541 00:14:10,613 --> 00:14:12,487 to save the planet? 542 00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,529 It's too late 543 00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,529 to save the planet. 544 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,738 There's nothing to do 545 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,738 but sit back 546 00:14:17,863 --> 00:14:21,362 and await our inevitable doom. 547 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,320 Oh, my goodness, a pinata! 548 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,780 Just give me one minute, Larry. 549 00:14:25,905 --> 00:14:27,320 Thank you. 550 00:14:27,446 --> 00:14:30,654 Our grotesque, inevitable doom! 551 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,487 Now, of course, 552 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,487 you can't go around 553 00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:34,654 telling all the people 554 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,237 that the good ship 555 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,237 Environmentalism 556 00:14:36,362 --> 00:14:37,863 has sailed off into the sunset. 557 00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,529 There would cause a panic. 558 00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:41,362 So, instead, 559 00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:41,362 what we do is, 560 00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:43,780 we come to work, 561 00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:43,780 we put on a happy face, 562 00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:46,153 and we sue the big guys 563 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:48,571 for just enough money 564 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:48,571 for some cake 565 00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:53,113 before the unfiltered rays 566 00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:53,113 of the sun fry us like chalupas, 567 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,947 and our lungs fill up 568 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,947 with salt water, 569 00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:58,404 and we all die! 570 00:14:58,529 --> 00:15:00,905 Mmm. This cake 571 00:14:58,529 --> 00:15:00,905 is delicious. 572 00:14:58,529 --> 00:15:00,905 Everything's fine. 573 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,237 Ugh, this day sucks. 574 00:15:07,362 --> 00:15:09,113 Kevin and I are kaputski. 575 00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:10,738 You think that's bad? 576 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,988 The world is 577 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,988 coming to an end. 578 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,947 You think that's bad? 579 00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:19,112 My girlfriend is 37! 580 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:22,320 And my field trip is not going 581 00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:22,320 as well as I'd hoped. 582 00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:24,487 Hmm. 583 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,446 This day sucks. 584 00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:29,112 Professor Mosby, 585 00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:29,112 is the field trip over? 586 00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:30,780 We'd like to go home. 587 00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:32,529 Yeah, it's over. 588 00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:34,696 Auf wiedersehen. 589 00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:36,404 I just wanted 590 00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:36,404 to inspire them, 591 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:39,738 you know, like my professors 592 00:15:36,529 --> 00:15:39,738 inspired me. 593 00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:43,112 But here we are, 594 00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:43,112 at the end of the day... 595 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:44,613 Hey, class, 596 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:44,613 quick question. 597 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,237 Uh, is anyone here thinking 598 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:47,237 of becoming an architect? 599 00:15:52,613 --> 00:15:54,654 Really? 600 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,780 Yeah, dude. 601 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,780 I mean, 602 00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:58,404 all jobs suck, 603 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,404 but it's 4:00 604 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,404 in the afternoon, 605 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,362 and you're out at a bar 606 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,362 with your friends, 607 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:04,613 so the hours can't 608 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:04,613 be that bad. 609 00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,195 So... 610 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,738 yeah, I don't know, 611 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,738 I'd think about it. 612 00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:11,988 I got through to you. 613 00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:11,988 Oh! 614 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:15,654 I mean, that is, if becoming 615 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:15,654 a deejay doesn't pan out. 616 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:18,947 You are gonna be 617 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:18,947 a great architect. 618 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,905 He became a deejay. 619 00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:24,947 Robin, what are you doing here? 620 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:27,320 I told you I can't 621 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:27,320 be your therapist. 622 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:27,320 I know. 623 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,821 Today, I am your therapist. 624 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,821 What? 625 00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:32,153 You said yourself, 626 00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:34,195 I'm always looking for reasons 627 00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:34,195 not to be happy. 628 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,195 Well, I'm trying to change that. 629 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,362 So, if the only reason 630 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,362 we can't be together 631 00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:40,362 is because I was 632 00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:40,362 in a vulnerable place 633 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,112 for the first two hours 634 00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,112 we knew each other 635 00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:46,195 then that is two hours of 636 00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:46,195 vulnerability you owe me. 637 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,195 Sit down. 638 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,112 Okay. 639 00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:54,821 Okay, but I must warn you, as a 640 00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:54,821 professional, I'm immune to... 641 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,821 Tell me about your mother. 642 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,821 Everything she says 643 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,821 is a manipulation! 644 00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,112 When I was 645 00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,112 seven years old... 646 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,821 Mr. Cootes. 647 00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:02,780 Hey. 648 00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:02,780 Listen, I've 649 00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:02,780 been thinking 650 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,529 a lot about what you said 651 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,529 yesterday, 652 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:06,112 about how we're all gonna die. 653 00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:07,529 Oh, I'm not gonna die. 654 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,613 I bought an old mine shaft 655 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,613 in Colorado. 656 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,696 I've spent the last six months 657 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,696 filling it with canned goods, 658 00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:16,780 assault rifles and all five 659 00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:16,780 seasons of Friday Night Lights. 660 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,571 Okay, first of all, 661 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,571 you can skip season two. 662 00:17:19,696 --> 00:17:23,112 Second of all, after our talk... 663 00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:26,654 I came pretty close 664 00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:26,654 to giving up myself. 665 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:30,153 But then I went to the doctor 666 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:30,153 with my wife... 667 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:31,153 and... 668 00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:34,738 I saw this. 669 00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:39,195 Boy or girl? 670 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,404 I don't know. 671 00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:44,153 But I know I sure as hell 672 00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:44,153 can't give up now. 673 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,696 So, if you're just looking 674 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,696 for someone 675 00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:49,112 to hold the other end 676 00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:49,112 of the limbo stick, 677 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:52,112 you got the wrong guy for 678 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:52,112 the job, and you know why? 679 00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:54,863 'Cause you're three feet taller 680 00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:54,863 than everyone in this office? 681 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,863 No. Because if I am 682 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,863 gonna work here, 683 00:17:57,987 --> 00:17:59,654 then first thing 684 00:17:57,987 --> 00:17:59,654 tomorrow morning, 685 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,738 I'm walking down 686 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,738 to Gruber Pharmaceuticals, 687 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,654 and I'm rejecting their offer. 688 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,112 Even if I have to do it myself. 689 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:12,529 Listen, I want you 690 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:12,529 to know... I know. 691 00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:13,529 Know what? 692 00:18:13,654 --> 00:18:15,112 Nora. 693 00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:16,529 Barney. 694 00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:17,529 Nora. 695 00:18:17,654 --> 00:18:18,987 Just say what you're gonna say! 696 00:18:19,112 --> 00:18:20,446 I know you're old! 697 00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:22,987 And I've been struggling 698 00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:22,987 with it, 699 00:18:23,112 --> 00:18:25,905 but when I look at you... 700 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:28,237 I don't care, 701 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:28,237 because I really like you. 702 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:33,404 And because for 37, 703 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:33,404 you are keeping it toit! 704 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,780 You think I'm 37? 705 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,987 Well, if you were really 706 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,987 29, then you would have 707 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,987 been a little kid 708 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:41,905 the first time you saw the Ewoks 709 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:41,905 and you would have loved them. 710 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:44,863 Barney, I didn't see 711 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:44,863 any of the Star Wars 712 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:44,863 movies until last year. 713 00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:49,654 You... you're 29! 714 00:18:51,112 --> 00:18:52,987 You still have 715 00:18:51,112 --> 00:18:52,987 one good year left. 716 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,112 What? 717 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,112 Nothing. 718 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:56,613 Mm... 719 00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,404 But Naveen's the neurosurgeon, 720 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,404 so of course he gets 721 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,404 all the attention! 722 00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:01,780 Oh, Naveen is so smart, 723 00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:04,654 he operates on people's brains! 724 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,738 Well, guess what, Mom? 725 00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:09,446 I treat the human mind! 726 00:19:09,571 --> 00:19:11,446 Our time is up. 727 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,529 I don't think 728 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,529 this is gonna work. 729 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,279 I scared you off, didn't I? 730 00:19:16,404 --> 00:19:19,987 No, I mean, I don't think 731 00:19:16,404 --> 00:19:19,987 I can be your therapist. 732 00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:22,613 You're really cute. 733 00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:25,571 The next day, 734 00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,613 Marshall returned to 735 00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,613 Gruber Pharmaceuticals alone. 736 00:19:27,738 --> 00:19:30,654 I mean, you admit 737 00:19:27,738 --> 00:19:30,654 that you polluted the lake. 738 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:31,821 We got the evidence. 739 00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,821 We got the charts. 740 00:19:33,946 --> 00:19:35,946 The fish... 741 00:19:37,571 --> 00:19:39,529 Fish, huh? 742 00:19:39,654 --> 00:19:41,446 Fish are weird. 743 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,112 You ever think 744 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,112 about the names of fish? 745 00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:45,571 I mean, come on. 746 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:46,821 Carp. 747 00:19:46,946 --> 00:19:49,821 Garrison, what a nice surprise. 748 00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:52,237 Your star apprentice 749 00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:52,237 was just, uh... 750 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:53,946 "Floundering." 751 00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,904 Little, little 752 00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,904 fish humor 753 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,237 for you guys. 754 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,571 It was not going well. 755 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,362 I'm here to turn 756 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,362 down the 24,000. 757 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:05,237 Well, I can maybe get you 758 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:05,237 24,500. 759 00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:10,696 Not... good... enough. 760 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,987 Where are we going? 761 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:19,237 To war, son. 762 00:20:19,362 --> 00:20:22,028 We're going to war. 763 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,487 We're going to save the planet. 764 00:20:26,613 --> 00:20:31,279 And kids, as we now know, 765 00:20:26,613 --> 00:20:31,279 they did. 766 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,780 Hey, you know 767 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,780 what was on last night? 768 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,446 Stand and Deliver. 769 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,446 So good. 770 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,446 Mm. Mm-hmm. 771 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,028 Whatever happened 772 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,028 to Jacob James Olmos? 773 00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:42,446 Who? 774 00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:45,195 Jacob James Olmos. 775 00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:45,195 Whatever happened to that guy? 776 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,780 He never existed. 777 00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:48,112 It's Edward James Olmos. 778 00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:49,780 You're Olmos correct. 779 00:20:49,904 --> 00:20:52,195 It's Jacob James Olmos. 780 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,362 It's Edward James Olmos. 781 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,362 Jacob James Olmos. 782 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,904 Edward James Olmos. 783 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,904 Are you serious...? 784 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,904 You're joking, right...?