1 00:00:01,467 --> 00:00:03,216 Kids, in the fall of 2011, 2 00:00:03,341 --> 00:00:05,091 all of my friends 3 00:00:03,341 --> 00:00:05,091 were in relationships. 4 00:00:05,216 --> 00:00:06,884 So when Barney's brother James 5 00:00:05,216 --> 00:00:06,884 came to visit, 6 00:00:07,009 --> 00:00:09,216 it created 7 00:00:07,009 --> 00:00:09,216 a slight logistical problem. 8 00:00:12,216 --> 00:00:14,258 We're gonna need a bigger booth. 9 00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:16,133 I'm gonna go 10 00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:16,133 to the loo. 11 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:17,383 I don't actually 12 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:17,383 have to go, 13 00:00:17,508 --> 00:00:19,216 I just want a seat 14 00:00:17,508 --> 00:00:19,216 all to myself. 15 00:00:22,383 --> 00:00:24,968 So, would anyone care 16 00:00:22,383 --> 00:00:24,968 to ask me where 17 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:26,717 Nora and I are 18 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:26,717 going tonight? 19 00:00:26,842 --> 00:00:28,133 Don't ask him. 20 00:00:26,842 --> 00:00:28,133 It's a trap. 21 00:00:28,258 --> 00:00:30,592 Where you going? 22 00:00:28,258 --> 00:00:30,592 Come on, man, 23 00:00:28,258 --> 00:00:30,592 for God's sake! 24 00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:32,968 Bootytown, Kevin! 25 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:34,759 We are finally going 26 00:00:33,091 --> 00:00:34,759 to Bootytown. 27 00:00:34,884 --> 00:00:36,968 And that's why 28 00:00:34,884 --> 00:00:36,968 we don't ask him. 29 00:00:37,091 --> 00:00:40,009 I'm thinking I'm gonna hop on 30 00:00:37,091 --> 00:00:40,009 the Long Thighland Expressway, 31 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:42,842 stop off for a nibble 32 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:42,842 in Breastport, 33 00:00:42,968 --> 00:00:44,842 and then, with any luck, 34 00:00:44,968 --> 00:00:48,341 I'll be pulling into 35 00:00:44,968 --> 00:00:48,341 the Pork Authority by midnight. 36 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,634 Wait. You're finally 37 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,634 going to Bootytown? 38 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,383 Look, we just don't want 39 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,383 to rush anything, okay? 40 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:55,592 So we decided to wait 41 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:55,592 until she decides 42 00:00:55,717 --> 00:00:57,258 to let me have sex 43 00:00:55,717 --> 00:00:57,258 with her. 44 00:00:57,383 --> 00:00:59,341 And that's 45 00:00:57,383 --> 00:00:59,341 gonna be tonight! 46 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:00,968 How do you 47 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:00,968 know for sure? 48 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:02,968 Ah, something 49 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:02,968 she said earlier. 50 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:05,634 Guess what, my sweet boy, 51 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:08,968 I've got a special treat 52 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:08,968 for you tonight. 53 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:13,634 Oh, yeah, you're going 54 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:13,634 to Bootytown. 55 00:01:13,759 --> 00:01:14,842 Hello again, my darlings. 56 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,592 Barney, I hope you're ready 57 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,592 for tonight. 58 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:19,133 Because you're gonna have 59 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:19,133 to use muscles 60 00:01:19,258 --> 00:01:20,383 you haven't used in years. 61 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:21,717 I am? 62 00:01:21,842 --> 00:01:23,467 Yes. 63 00:01:23,592 --> 00:01:25,592 And I hope you have 64 00:01:23,592 --> 00:01:25,592 some aspirin at home, 65 00:01:25,717 --> 00:01:27,508 because your arse is gonna be 66 00:01:25,717 --> 00:01:27,508 killing you tomorrow. 67 00:01:27,634 --> 00:01:29,008 It is? 68 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:29,884 Indeed. 69 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:30,967 Because tonight... 70 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,967 I'm strapping on this. 71 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:35,467 We're going skating! 72 00:01:35,592 --> 00:01:37,467 The Pork Authority's 73 00:01:35,592 --> 00:01:37,467 closed. 74 00:01:37,592 --> 00:01:38,967 Looks like it's Hand 75 00:01:37,592 --> 00:01:38,967 Central Station 76 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,133 for you, little buddy. 77 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:43,842 So that's your special treat? 78 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,258 Ice skating? 79 00:01:45,383 --> 00:01:46,967 Of course. 80 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,842 And after that, 81 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,842 we're gonna shag. 82 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:51,216 We're going ice skating, 83 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:51,216 everybody! 84 00:02:05,634 --> 00:02:07,634 Ask me what 85 00:02:05,634 --> 00:02:07,634 I think of Nora. 86 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:09,133 What do you think of Nora? 87 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:10,341 Lovely girl. 88 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:12,341 Ask me what 89 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:12,341 I really think of her. 90 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:13,508 What do you really 91 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:13,508 think of her? 92 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,341 Guys, she's great, seriously. 93 00:02:15,467 --> 00:02:16,967 Just drop it. 94 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:18,216 Ask me one more time. 95 00:02:18,341 --> 00:02:19,759 What do you really think? 96 00:02:19,884 --> 00:02:21,467 Fine! If you really must know, 97 00:02:21,592 --> 00:02:23,467 I do not like Barney 98 00:02:21,592 --> 00:02:23,467 with that woman! 99 00:02:23,592 --> 00:02:25,383 Happy? 100 00:02:25,508 --> 00:02:28,133 What could you possibly 101 00:02:25,508 --> 00:02:28,133 not like about Nora? 102 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,133 Her hair? 103 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,133 Her mousy little nose? 104 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:32,383 The way she does 105 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:32,383 everything perfectly? 106 00:02:32,508 --> 00:02:34,383 I mean, what's not to like? 107 00:02:34,508 --> 00:02:38,133 It's not that I don't like her. 108 00:02:34,508 --> 00:02:38,133 It's just... 109 00:02:38,216 --> 00:02:39,592 She's our mom. 110 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:41,467 What do you mean, 111 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:41,467 she's your mom? 112 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:44,967 Everything about her 113 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:44,967 is vaguely our mom-like. 114 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:45,967 The British accent... 115 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,634 Hello again, my darlings. 116 00:02:47,759 --> 00:02:49,467 Mom's obsessed 117 00:02:47,759 --> 00:02:49,467 with Julie Andrews, 118 00:02:49,592 --> 00:02:50,967 so when we were growing up... 119 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,634 Hello again, my darlings. 120 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:54,717 Come here, you. 121 00:02:53,759 --> 00:02:54,717 Hey. 122 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:55,883 And the way she hugs him. 123 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,883 Left hand on the nape 124 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,883 of the neck, 125 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,133 three gentle strokes on 126 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,133 the back with the right? 127 00:03:00,174 --> 00:03:01,467 Come here, you. 128 00:03:01,592 --> 00:03:03,717 Trademark Loretta Stinson. 129 00:03:03,842 --> 00:03:05,133 But here's the clincher... 130 00:03:05,216 --> 00:03:06,467 Guess what, my sweet boy. 131 00:03:06,592 --> 00:03:08,300 Guess what 132 00:03:06,592 --> 00:03:08,300 my sweet boy. 133 00:03:08,425 --> 00:03:11,133 I've got a special treat 134 00:03:08,425 --> 00:03:11,133 for you tonight. 135 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:14,634 I've got a special 136 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:14,634 treat for you tonight. 137 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:15,842 Ice cream! 138 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:20,341 They're coming. 139 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:20,341 Be cool. 140 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,133 Forgot my raincoat. 141 00:03:22,216 --> 00:03:24,216 That makes one of us. 142 00:03:26,383 --> 00:03:27,842 Well, shall we? 143 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:29,133 We shall. 144 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:37,467 Ooh, don't wear out 145 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:37,467 that tongue, Barney. 146 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:40,341 Don't wait up. 147 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:45,717 I mean, sure, Barney has slept 148 00:03:45,841 --> 00:03:48,258 with plenty 149 00:03:45,841 --> 00:03:48,258 of other people's mothers. 150 00:03:50,174 --> 00:03:51,467 But now he's gonna sleep 151 00:03:50,174 --> 00:03:51,467 with ours? 152 00:03:51,592 --> 00:03:53,841 Psychologically speaking, 153 00:03:51,592 --> 00:03:53,841 it's perfectly normal 154 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,008 to wind up with someone 155 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,008 like your parents. 156 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:59,341 Thanks to my mom, I'll probably 157 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:59,341 wind up with someone 158 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:01,341 who loves my brother 159 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:01,341 more than me. 160 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:02,634 Well, psychologically 161 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:02,634 speaking, 162 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:04,133 I'm gonna go 163 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:04,133 throw up now. 164 00:04:04,216 --> 00:04:06,216 Oh... 165 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:07,967 Ugh! This baby 166 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:07,967 is making it 167 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:10,216 so I can't button 168 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:10,216 my pants anymore. 169 00:04:10,341 --> 00:04:12,341 Big whoop. 170 00:04:10,341 --> 00:04:12,341 In 55 years, 171 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,634 I don't think my dad 172 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,634 buttoned his pants even once. 173 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:16,258 And somehow, despite 174 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:16,258 sweet talk like that, 175 00:04:16,383 --> 00:04:18,592 I don't feel sexy anymore. 176 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,216 Are you kidding? 177 00:04:20,341 --> 00:04:22,717 I mean, you're-you're 178 00:04:20,341 --> 00:04:22,717 even sexier now 179 00:04:22,841 --> 00:04:24,592 that you're rounding out. 180 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:28,133 I mean, you're even 181 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:28,133 more sexy simply 182 00:04:28,258 --> 00:04:29,841 because there's so 183 00:04:28,258 --> 00:04:29,841 much more of you. 184 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:33,133 I'm never gonna get 185 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:33,133 in the mood while 186 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:35,341 your mammoth Eriksen seed 187 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:35,341 is muffin-topping 188 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:38,008 the bodiddly out of me. 189 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:40,341 Are you saying, 190 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:40,341 "No erky-erky 191 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:41,841 until this baby 192 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:41,841 pops out"? 193 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:44,258 Okay, that's it. 194 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,883 I-I am making it my mission 195 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,883 to help you feel sexy again. 196 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:48,967 I don't care how much 197 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:48,967 more bloated you get. 198 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,592 I'll get the 199 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:50,592 next round! 200 00:04:50,717 --> 00:04:52,383 Kevin! 201 00:04:50,717 --> 00:04:52,383 Yay, Kevin, 202 00:04:50,717 --> 00:04:52,383 thank you! 203 00:04:52,508 --> 00:04:53,841 So, Ted, you're cool 204 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:54,967 with Kevin, right? 205 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,841 I know he's been 206 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,841 over a lot lately. 207 00:04:56,967 --> 00:04:59,841 Oh, yeah, yeah, Kevin's great. 208 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,717 I mean, there was, like, 209 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,717 one weird thing the other day... 210 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,841 He was just standing 211 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,841 there in his boxers? 212 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:10,841 Yeah. 213 00:05:10,967 --> 00:05:12,341 I'll talk to him. 214 00:05:14,216 --> 00:05:15,216 Ted... 215 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:18,467 be honest. 216 00:05:18,592 --> 00:05:20,133 You'd bang Lily, right? 217 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:22,717 So, later that night, 218 00:05:22,841 --> 00:05:24,634 Barney and Nora went skating. 219 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,008 Hey, kid, you know 220 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,008 how your mom won't 221 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:29,258 let you have ice cream 222 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:29,258 till after dinner? 223 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:32,508 But then the waiting 224 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:32,508 kind of makes it taste better? 225 00:05:32,634 --> 00:05:34,592 Well, I've been waiting 226 00:05:32,634 --> 00:05:34,592 two months 227 00:05:34,716 --> 00:05:37,133 for that bowl 228 00:05:34,716 --> 00:05:37,133 of ice cream. 229 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:40,341 And tonight, 230 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:40,341 I'm gonna have sex with it. 231 00:05:45,883 --> 00:05:47,383 Look, Barney, 232 00:05:45,883 --> 00:05:47,383 one foot! 233 00:05:47,508 --> 00:05:49,008 Oh! 234 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,008 Now, kids, for most guys, 235 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,258 this would have meant 236 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,258 the end of the date. 237 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:57,758 But your Uncle Barney 238 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:57,758 is not most guys. 239 00:05:57,883 --> 00:05:59,716 I can turn this around. 240 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:07,841 Well, I'm impressed 241 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:07,841 that you know 242 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:08,967 a 24-hour dentist. 243 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,341 Oh, yeah. 244 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:11,967 He can also give you tattoos, 245 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,133 do your taxes 246 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,133 and alter a suit. 247 00:06:14,216 --> 00:06:16,341 But I wouldn't trust him 248 00:06:14,216 --> 00:06:16,341 with a suit 'cause... 249 00:06:18,634 --> 00:06:20,883 Speaking of drinking, 250 00:06:18,634 --> 00:06:20,883 you want to...? 251 00:06:21,008 --> 00:06:22,216 No, Barney. 252 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,634 Tonight's been 253 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,634 a disaster. 254 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,841 I think we should just 255 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,841 call it a night. 256 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:27,634 No! Come on, Nora, 257 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:31,133 your tooth can't be that bad. 258 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:31,133 Let me see. 259 00:06:33,508 --> 00:06:36,841 W-Which is the fake one again? 260 00:06:38,592 --> 00:06:39,341 You look beautiful. 261 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,341 Mmm. 262 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:44,383 All right, maybe I could go 263 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:44,383 for one more drink. 264 00:06:44,508 --> 00:06:45,967 Great. 265 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,592 It's funny. 266 00:06:49,716 --> 00:06:52,341 Sometimes the most 267 00:06:49,716 --> 00:06:52,341 romantic moments 268 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:54,133 can just creep up on you... 269 00:07:02,383 --> 00:07:05,841 I can turn this around. 270 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,467 Hey, um, 271 00:07:07,592 --> 00:07:10,133 should've mentioned this before, 272 00:07:07,592 --> 00:07:10,133 but, um, Ted and I prefer 273 00:07:10,258 --> 00:07:11,841 that our guests remain 274 00:07:10,258 --> 00:07:11,841 fully clothed in 275 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,133 the public areas 276 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,133 of the apartment. 277 00:07:14,258 --> 00:07:15,508 Been some complaints. 278 00:07:15,633 --> 00:07:17,508 Did Ted say something? 279 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:18,883 Oh, th-there's been 280 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:18,883 some complaints. 281 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:20,258 Not pointing any fingers 282 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:20,258 or anything, 283 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:22,592 but let's just keep 284 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:22,592 those pants on, okay? Good talk. 285 00:07:22,716 --> 00:07:24,592 Well, if Ted said that, 286 00:07:24,716 --> 00:07:28,133 I've got something to complain 287 00:07:24,716 --> 00:07:28,133 about, too: Ted's nuts. 288 00:07:28,216 --> 00:07:31,258 Okay, yes, Ted is a little 289 00:07:28,216 --> 00:07:31,258 neurotic, but I wouldn't say... 290 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:34,508 No, no, no, I mean Ted's nuts. 291 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:37,592 Hi. 292 00:07:37,716 --> 00:07:40,467 Hey. 293 00:07:52,591 --> 00:07:54,341 So what? It's his apartment. 294 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:56,633 You're taking his side? 295 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,383 Wait, this isn't 296 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,383 one of those classic 297 00:07:58,508 --> 00:08:00,216 "You still have feelings 298 00:07:58,508 --> 00:08:00,216 for your ex-boyfriend, 299 00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:01,716 "who's oddly also your roommate, 300 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:02,967 "which for the record 301 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:02,967 I'm totally cool with, 302 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:04,591 "even though everybody 303 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:04,591 tells me I've walked 304 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,133 into a bear trap" things, is it? 305 00:08:06,216 --> 00:08:08,508 No, I just, I feel bad. 306 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:10,633 Ted's going through 307 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:10,633 some stuff right now. 308 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,133 You eyeballing his deal 309 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,133 is the most action 310 00:08:14,258 --> 00:08:15,467 he's gotten in months. 311 00:08:15,591 --> 00:08:17,716 I'll be nice to him. 312 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:21,133 So, I was trying 313 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:21,133 to think of how 314 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:24,133 to best express 315 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:24,133 how sexy you are to me. 316 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:25,758 A song? A poem? 317 00:08:25,883 --> 00:08:28,591 And then it hit me: 318 00:08:25,883 --> 00:08:28,591 a board game! 319 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,341 You just get women. 320 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,758 No, no, no, you'll like this. 321 00:08:31,883 --> 00:08:35,341 We answer risqué questions 322 00:08:31,883 --> 00:08:35,341 and perform spicy dares 323 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,967 to slowly move up 324 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,967 your shapely legs. 325 00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:40,216 I call it Chutes and Lilies. 326 00:08:40,341 --> 00:08:42,258 I would've guessed Monopo-Lily. 327 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:43,758 Yeah, that would've been better. 328 00:08:43,883 --> 00:08:44,925 Okay, game play. 329 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,967 Roll the die to see 330 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,967 who goes first, 331 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:50,133 forfeit a turn on a pass... 332 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:50,133 intended for two-to-six players. 333 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:52,841 As Marshall explained the many 334 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:52,841 rules of Chutes and Lilies, 335 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,633 Lily thought back 336 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,633 to what Kevin said in the bar. 337 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:58,633 It's perfectly normal to wind up 338 00:08:55,758 --> 00:08:58,633 with someone like your parents. 339 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:01,216 And then she thought of 340 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:01,216 the only other man she knew 341 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,008 who loved board games 342 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,008 that much. 343 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:04,716 I brought Diseases! 344 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:06,008 Marshgammon. 345 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,591 Dog Fight Promoter! 346 00:09:07,716 --> 00:09:09,258 Lilial Pursuit. 347 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:15,133 And that's how you play 348 00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:15,133 the game. 349 00:09:15,216 --> 00:09:16,341 Oh, wait. 350 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,216 I forgot to tell you 351 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,216 what happens 352 00:09:18,341 --> 00:09:20,341 if I land on "community chest." 353 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:21,633 Honk-honk. 354 00:09:24,841 --> 00:09:26,216 I just want to go home, 355 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:28,341 take a long bath 356 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:28,341 and go to bed. 357 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,341 No! 358 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:31,591 I mean, come on. 359 00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:34,341 My place is so much closer. 360 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:35,967 I'll-I'll draw you a bath, 361 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,467 pour you some champagne, 362 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,467 we can forget all about this. 363 00:09:39,591 --> 00:09:42,758 All right, 364 00:09:39,591 --> 00:09:42,758 that sounds good. 365 00:09:47,383 --> 00:09:48,466 That bath was 366 00:09:47,383 --> 00:09:48,466 wonderful. 367 00:09:48,591 --> 00:09:49,841 Thank you. 368 00:09:48,591 --> 00:09:49,841 Of course. 369 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,841 What do you say we go 370 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,841 out on the balcony, 371 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:52,841 get some fresh air? 372 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,758 Ooh, that sounds lovely. 373 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:58,883 What a beautiful view. 374 00:09:59,008 --> 00:10:01,841 I couldn't agree more. 375 00:10:05,549 --> 00:10:07,466 Good-bye, cruel world! 376 00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:08,758 Oh, my God! 377 00:10:08,883 --> 00:10:10,883 I can turn this around. 378 00:10:11,008 --> 00:10:11,883 Shh. 379 00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:13,716 Ooh! 380 00:10:13,841 --> 00:10:16,758 Ooh! Date night. 381 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:20,091 You know what? I'll just, 382 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:20,091 just watch this in my room. 383 00:10:20,216 --> 00:10:22,591 Already had dinner in there, 384 00:10:20,216 --> 00:10:22,591 why not a movie? 385 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:24,591 You should join us. 386 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:26,967 Yeah, join us. 387 00:10:27,091 --> 00:10:29,341 No! No, no, no, no, no. 388 00:10:27,091 --> 00:10:29,341 Three's a crowd. 389 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:31,633 Besides, you guys wouldn't 390 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:31,633 want to watch this anyway. 391 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:32,841 Try us. 392 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:33,967 Well, have you seen Die Hard? 393 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,591 Um, yes. 394 00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:37,091 Okay, the guy who played Argyle 395 00:10:37,216 --> 00:10:40,466 produced this documentary 396 00:10:37,216 --> 00:10:40,466 about coin collecting. 397 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:46,341 Now, I know my sexy 398 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:46,341 little lady can't resist 399 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:48,967 a bubble bath, 400 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:48,967 especially one 401 00:10:49,091 --> 00:10:50,841 with rose petals. 402 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,466 Oh, thanks, baby. 403 00:10:58,216 --> 00:10:59,341 How about a sensual backrub? 404 00:11:01,716 --> 00:11:02,758 Mm. 405 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:03,967 Oh. 406 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:03,967 What's the matter, 407 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:03,967 Lilypad? 408 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,758 You love my backrubs. 409 00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:09,133 Ah. I-I do... very much. 410 00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:12,507 Good, because I got you 411 00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:12,507 a brand- 412 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,258 new... 413 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,841 loofah! 414 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:22,716 Oh, yeah! 415 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:25,216 Rubs... oh, yeah! 416 00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:28,466 Trying to watch the coin 417 00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:28,466 documentary over here. 418 00:11:28,591 --> 00:11:32,133 Hey, Ted, ever figure out who 419 00:11:28,591 --> 00:11:32,133 you're taking to that concert? 420 00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:33,466 No. 421 00:11:33,591 --> 00:11:34,967 You want to go? 422 00:11:33,591 --> 00:11:34,967 Sure. 423 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,382 Really? 424 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,382 Awesome! 425 00:11:36,507 --> 00:11:37,883 It's a date! 426 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:40,258 Now, Kevin, 427 00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:40,258 as a trained psychologist, 428 00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:42,841 knew the appropriate way 429 00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:42,841 to voice his displeasure. 430 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:45,216 I think we need 431 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:45,216 to calmly discuss 432 00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:47,883 the relationship dynamics 433 00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:47,883 at play here. 434 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,382 I'm uncomfortable 435 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,382 with how close you two are 436 00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:53,967 as roommates, given your 437 00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:53,967 particular romantic history. 438 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,967 Instead, he took 439 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:55,967 a different approach. 440 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,758 Aw, hell no! 441 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,841 If you can go on a date 442 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,841 with my girlfriend, 443 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,133 I don't have to wear pants 444 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,133 in your apartment! 445 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,967 I can't wait till 446 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,967 this baby comes out 447 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,967 so we can get started 448 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,967 on another one. 449 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,883 Then again, 450 00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,258 why wait? 451 00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,258 Ew, wait... 452 00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:11,591 Get off of me! 453 00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:12,591 Damn it! 454 00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:13,967 Ever since Kevin said 455 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,133 it's normal to wind up 456 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,133 with your parents, 457 00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,716 I... I keep picturing you 458 00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,716 as my dad. 459 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,967 Lily, that theory is crazy-town. 460 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,133 How do you know? 461 00:12:23,216 --> 00:12:25,216 Because my mother is 462 00:12:23,216 --> 00:12:25,216 six-foot-three, 463 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,216 she buys her clothes 464 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,216 at the drugstore, 465 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,758 and she prefers 466 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,758 to trap her own dinner. 467 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,466 I love you more than anything, 468 00:12:32,591 --> 00:12:33,967 and you're nothing like her. 469 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,133 Aw. 470 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,591 Now, that's how 471 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,591 you turn a girl on. 472 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,258 Mm... 473 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,258 Mm... 474 00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:43,133 But then Marshall 475 00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:43,133 really started thinking 476 00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:44,716 about Kevin's theory. 477 00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:48,258 Midnight snack. 478 00:12:48,382 --> 00:12:50,133 Midnight snack. 479 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,133 Mmm. 480 00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:53,883 Oh, yeah. 481 00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:58,008 Oh, yeah...! 482 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,633 I am gonna rock... 483 00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,133 your... 484 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,216 world. 485 00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:10,258 Yay. 486 00:13:10,382 --> 00:13:12,466 If it's any consolation, 487 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:16,633 the, uh... the guy stole my 488 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:16,633 Wall Street Journal once. 489 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:21,466 So... guess the world's kind 490 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:21,466 of a better place without... 491 00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:25,216 Oh, God, this 492 00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:25,216 night's ruined. 493 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:26,883 Oh, come here, you. 494 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:33,466 Yes, it's been 495 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:33,466 a very tough night, 496 00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:36,466 but I still think 497 00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:36,466 we can turn this around. 498 00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:38,133 Really? 499 00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:39,466 Why not? 500 00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:41,716 No sense in letting things 501 00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:41,716 get us down. 502 00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:44,758 How does that song 503 00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:44,758 go again? 504 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,758 Mommy, no. 505 00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:34,008 I want to thank you, 506 00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:34,008 baby, for reminding me of 507 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:36,008 what a vivacious woman I am. 508 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,133 Yeah. 509 00:14:37,215 --> 00:14:39,382 No, uh, no need really. 510 00:14:39,507 --> 00:14:42,340 Whoa, but I've been 511 00:14:39,507 --> 00:14:42,340 such a naughty girl. 512 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:45,133 Maybe I need a spanking. 513 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,758 Great. We'll... 514 00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:50,716 we'll just skip 515 00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:50,716 the board games 516 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:55,841 and get right down to me 517 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:55,841 making love to you. 518 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,133 Oh... 519 00:14:58,215 --> 00:14:59,466 Okay, good, 'cause 520 00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:04,841 I'm gonna ride you 521 00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:04,841 like an unbroken stallion. 522 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,591 Okay. 523 00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:10,215 Giddyup, cowgirl. 524 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,716 No, I can't go 525 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:16,716 through with this! 526 00:15:16,841 --> 00:15:17,841 Thank God, me neither! 527 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,132 You're too much 528 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,132 like my dad. 529 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:20,466 You're too much 530 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:20,466 like my dad. 531 00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:22,591 Your dad? 532 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,591 Okay, dropping trou... 533 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,591 bad idea. 534 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,340 We're moving on from that. 535 00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,008 This guy is a snake. 536 00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:30,716 What? No. 537 00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:32,215 Ted? He's a nice guy. 538 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,008 A really, really nice guy. 539 00:15:34,132 --> 00:15:36,215 You should be more like him. 540 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,008 Mom, right on schedule. 541 00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:40,132 What? 542 00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:40,132 Nothing. 543 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,633 I'm just saying, 544 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,633 you think he's so fragile, 545 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,466 and yet... 546 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,466 Whoa, whoa, 547 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,466 whoa, fragile? 548 00:15:43,591 --> 00:15:44,591 You think I'm fragile? 549 00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:46,591 Yeah, fragile like a fox. 550 00:15:46,716 --> 00:15:47,967 First, he tries 551 00:15:48,132 --> 00:15:50,008 scaring me off 552 00:15:48,132 --> 00:15:50,008 with his little peep show. 553 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:51,466 Then he crashes our movie. 554 00:15:51,591 --> 00:15:54,841 Now, he's got tickets to 555 00:15:51,591 --> 00:15:54,841 some super romantic concert. 556 00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:56,591 It's Weird Al Yankovic. 557 00:15:56,716 --> 00:16:00,299 Okay. But still, who's the first 558 00:15:56,716 --> 00:16:00,299 person he asked to go with him? 559 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,591 My girlfriend. 560 00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:03,215 Oh, man. Okay. 561 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,633 You think I'm the first 562 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,633 person Ted asked? 563 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,382 Ted, am I the first person 564 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,382 you asked? 565 00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:12,008 Marshall...! 566 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:13,466 You, me, Weird Al. 567 00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:14,466 No thanks, Ted. 568 00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:15,633 Barney...! 569 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,215 I got two tickets 570 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,215 to Weird Al Yan... 571 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,215 Barney? 572 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,257 Lily...! 573 00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:23,841 Come on! You'll be 574 00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:23,841 the hottest girl there! 575 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,758 Okay, you'll be 576 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,758 the only girl there. 577 00:16:26,591 --> 00:16:28,257 Stuart...! 578 00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:30,340 Claudia...! 579 00:16:30,466 --> 00:16:31,591 Brad...! 580 00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:33,758 Nat-alie...! 581 00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:35,967 Trudy...! 582 00:16:36,132 --> 00:16:37,841 Ranjit...! 583 00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:40,340 Carl the bartender...! 584 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,132 Dude from my bodega...! 585 00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:45,633 Steam cleaning coupon guy...! 586 00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,716 Mom...! 587 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,466 Please? I'll fly you out. 588 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,466 I don't think so. 589 00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:52,716 I'm sorry, sweet pea. 590 00:16:52,841 --> 00:16:54,591 Is Clint there? 591 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,008 No. 592 00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:01,466 Wow. You really 593 00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:01,466 are pretty fragile. 594 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:05,967 Look, I'm trying to explain 595 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:05,967 to you guys that I'm... 596 00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:08,466 Well, how do you 597 00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:08,466 expect me to feel? 598 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:09,967 I mean, all I want 599 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:12,633 is for someone to go 600 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:12,633 to a Weird Al concert with me, 601 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,132 and I'm stuck going 602 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,132 with my roommate. 603 00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:17,716 Yeah, I might have to 604 00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:17,716 rain-check you there, buddy. 605 00:17:17,841 --> 00:17:19,466 I'm not a Weird Al fan. 606 00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:21,841 He's just a rip-off 607 00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:21,841 of Peculiar Jacques. 608 00:17:25,591 --> 00:17:27,758 Guess I'm going to 609 00:17:25,591 --> 00:17:27,758 this concert alone. 610 00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:29,591 I'll be that weird guy. 611 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,382 I mean, that 612 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,382 other weird guy. 613 00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,591 You know, there is one guy 614 00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,591 you didn't ask yet. 615 00:17:34,716 --> 00:17:37,215 Someone who happens to be 616 00:17:34,716 --> 00:17:37,215 the biggest Weird Al fan 617 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,007 in the whole world. 618 00:17:39,132 --> 00:17:41,883 Kevin...? 619 00:17:42,007 --> 00:17:43,633 Ted...! 620 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,633 Oh! Oh, you are gonna flip 621 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,633 when you see our tickets. 622 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,257 They're in the shape 623 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:48,257 of an accordion. 624 00:17:48,382 --> 00:17:49,466 What? 625 00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:54,716 So, uh, you 626 00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:54,716 like Weird Al? 627 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,215 Not in the slightest. 628 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,591 No, dude, I'm the biggest 629 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,591 Weird Al fan. 630 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,257 I know, 631 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,257 I'm agreeing with you. 632 00:18:05,382 --> 00:18:08,758 Do you know that I gave him the 633 00:18:05,382 --> 00:18:08,758 idea for "Like a Surgeon." Yeah. 634 00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:11,340 Yeah. I wrote him a fan letter, 635 00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:11,340 and then a few months later... 636 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,716 Bam! 637 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,716 Top of the charts! 638 00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,633 You guys can eat it. 639 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:18,340 Just... eat it. 640 00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:19,215 Hey. 641 00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:19,215 Hey. 642 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,758 How'd it go with Nora? 643 00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:22,132 Well, among other things, 644 00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:24,340 I realized 645 00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:24,340 Nora's a lot like my mom. 646 00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:26,758 I'll bet that 647 00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:26,758 ruined things, huh? 648 00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:31,466 Come on. Barney Stinson 649 00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:31,466 always turns it around. 650 00:18:31,591 --> 00:18:33,132 How? 651 00:18:31,591 --> 00:18:33,132 Simple. 652 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:37,257 I turned... 653 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:37,257 it... around. 654 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,966 Oh... 655 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,966 Uh-huh? Uh-huh? 656 00:18:40,132 --> 00:18:43,382 So the mom thing wasn't 657 00:18:40,132 --> 00:18:43,382 a total deal breaker, huh? 658 00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:44,591 No! 659 00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:46,633 Guys, my mom is 660 00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:46,633 the best person I know. 661 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,966 If Nora's even the tiniest bit 662 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,966 like her, I'm a lucky guy. 663 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,215 Hey, you know what? 664 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,132 I'm a real lucky guy. 665 00:18:57,215 --> 00:18:59,215 'Cause I married my dad. 666 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,841 Aw. 667 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:04,841 So, uh, you want 668 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:04,841 to go get luckier? 669 00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:08,591 Bye, guys. 670 00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,215 See ya. 671 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,716 So, what should 672 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,716 we do now? 673 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:15,257 "We" should do nothing. 674 00:19:15,382 --> 00:19:18,507 You guys get out of here, 675 00:19:15,382 --> 00:19:18,507 go watch your movie. 676 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,007 I'm fine. Really. 677 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:21,591 You sure? 678 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:21,591 Yeah. 679 00:19:21,716 --> 00:19:23,591 Thanks, buddy. 680 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:29,633 Uh, hey... hey, Kevin. 681 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:31,591 I think I'm a clone now. 682 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,882 I'm sorry. 683 00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,507 Were you just quoting Weird Al? 684 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:40,340 I was indeed. 685 00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,841 I'm a huge Weird Al fan. 686 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,633 Well, then I need 687 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,633 to buy you a drink. 688 00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:47,841 I'll have a glass of champagne, 689 00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:47,841 sweet pea. 690 00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,215 One glass of champa... 691 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,591 Sweet pea? 692 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:55,716 Sure. Meeting 693 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:55,716 a fellow Weird Al fan? 694 00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,758 That's cause 695 00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,758 for celebration. 696 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,466 Bottle of bubbly, 697 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,466 coming right up! 698 00:20:22,591 --> 00:20:23,966 "Dear Mr. Yankovic, 699 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,007 "my name is Ted Mosby... 700 00:20:26,132 --> 00:20:28,090 "eight years old... 701 00:20:28,215 --> 00:20:30,132 'Eat It' changed my life..." 702 00:20:30,257 --> 00:20:31,173 Blah, blah, blah. 703 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,716 Uhp. Here we go. 704 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,215 "I have some ideas 705 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,215 for new songs you could do." 706 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,507 Why can't they just 707 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,507 leave me alone? 708 00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:42,340 "Wake Me Up Before You Pogo." 709 00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:45,591 Spend a whole afternoon 710 00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:45,591 on that one? 711 00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:47,591 "Like a Surgeon." 712 00:21:01,007 --> 00:21:02,215 Vinny! 713 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,340 Start recording!