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Psst. In here!

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I'm safe.

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Not quite.

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The amulet, please,

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Mr. Stinson.

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Why?

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Help! Help!

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The kid.

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Help!

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Hang on, kid.

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Grab my tie.

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But you're not supposed

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to take the tie off.

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You lost a bet with your

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friends Lily and Marshall

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which requires you to wear

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the tie for a full year.

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If it means saving your life,

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I think they'll understand!

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They sound like nice people!

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Yeah, they are.

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Grab that...

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Come on.

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That's it.

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Thanks, Mister.

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How can I repay you?

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You can stay in school,

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that's how.

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No!

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True story.

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But golly, I'm just gonna miss

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the heck out of

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that ducky tie. I really am.

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Look what I just found

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in the trash.

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No!

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Kids, you haven't truly

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lived until somewhere,

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somebody puts a sign up because

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of something you did.

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For instance...

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Have you guys seen that sign

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out front that says

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"Absolutely No

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Boogie-Boarding"?

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What's that all about?

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Oh, that's a great story.

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You got time for it?

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Well, I'm supposed

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to go to my mom's

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birthday party, so...

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please make it as

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long as you can.

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Well, it happened

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a few months ago.

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The night of the hurricane...

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Kids, it was August 26, 2011,

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and Hurricane Irene was

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barreling towards New York.

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Guys, guys, guys.

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This storm is serious.

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Luckily, you are friends

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with a former Boy Scout.

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And a Boy Scout is always what?

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Unpopular?

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Beaten up?

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Going to the movies

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with his mom?

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A Boy Scout is always prepared.

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Prepared to spend lunch

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in his locker?

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Prepared to die a virgin?

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Prepared to paint

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his sister's nails?

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Prepared for emergencies!

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That's why a week ago,

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when Irene was just

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a tropical depression...

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You're a tropical depression.

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This guy got us...

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a disaster backpack,

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and a rental car that seats

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five, parked right outside.

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We're gonna drive up

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to my place in Westchester

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where we'll all be safe.

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Boy Scouted!

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You're welcome.

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Ted's right,

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we should go.

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Hey, on the way out of the city,

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do you mind if we stop at my

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place so I can get something?

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Okay, what did you have to get?

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My drink on.

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We're not going anywhere.

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What? No!

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We don't have time for this!

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We gotta get going!

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Ted, I'm older than you.

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Yeah.

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And taller.

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Just older.

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And when you reach my age,

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and height,

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you'll see that things like this

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hurricane are no big deal.

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They're going to close

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the bridges.

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You guys, we got

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to get out of here.

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I'm afraid I'm with

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blondie on this one.

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This storm is nothing.

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I'm from Vancouver.

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You know what we call

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this in the Couv?

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Barbecue weather.

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Yeah, I'm with these guys.

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Drinking beer in front

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of Barney's giant TV

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beats sitting in the car

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listening to

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Memoires of a Geisha.

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Come on, we're at the best part.

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Oh, it's my mom,

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checking to see if I'm okay.

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Hey, Mom.

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Ooh, Mommy!

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It's dwizzling out!

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I'm so scared!

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Bikini weather.

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Marshall, you're with me, right?

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Sorry, old friend.

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But I can't afford

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to tempt fate.

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Oh right, I was being

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really weird.

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I should explain.

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Last summer I quit my job.

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And then, a week before

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the hurricane...

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Huh, my medical

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insurance just expired.

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That gives me two

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uninsured weeks before

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I'm added to your plan.

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It's no biggie.

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Ow!

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Paper cut.

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Death is all around us.

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So for the next two weeks

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he was basically a really

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clingy Edgar Allan Poe.

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The Grim Reaper beckons.

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I feel his icy grip

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around my throat,

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the breath of his hounds

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at my heels,

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the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of

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his scythe on my chamber door.

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And you, with your

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blithe request,

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you only hasten

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his inevitable triumph.

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Is that what you desire?

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Is that what you desire, Lily?

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I just wanted you

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to get us some bagels.

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Bagels?

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Do you have any idea

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what could happen to me

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whilst getting bagels?

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What the...?

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No, not like this!

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Fine. I'll go get the bagels.

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No!

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Why not?

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And remember, not too

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much cream cheese.

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Half a shmear, max.

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Thanks, baby.

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No! No! Not like this!

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Okay, now you're just

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being ridiculous.

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Well, life is ridiculous, Lily!

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People get run over by buses

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and hit in the nuts by

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skateboards, bitten by babies.

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Nobody wakes up and says,

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"Today I'm gonna star

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in a YouTube video."

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You've said that at

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least a dozen times.

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Lily, for the next two weeks

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you must be by my side

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protecting me.

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Why, what's gonna happen?

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a hurricane.

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Just let me take off the tie!

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Please!

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I have to wear this at work.

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Do you have any idea

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what that's like?

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If the SEC pursues charges,

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it's going to be all our asses.

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Nobody takes this

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more seriously than I do.

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Please, can I take it off?

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You... may... knot.

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With a "K."

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A little tie pun.

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This is far from over.

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You have a price, Eriksen,

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and I will find it.

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When the end of day

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is nigh, I'll have

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taken off this tie.

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I'm going to like

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the way I look,

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I guarantee it.

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So boogie-boarding...

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Boogie-boarding.

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So I was trying to

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get these guys to leave.

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Hey, Nerdlinger,

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what's with

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the safety boner?

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I mean, come on.

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The disaster kit, the car,

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the ladies' rain boots...

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Uh, they're men's.

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Pink is just easier to

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spot from the rescue chopper.

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Look, forgive me for caring

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about you guys,

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but you're my best friends

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in the world

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and I just want to make sure

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you're okay.

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Ah. Ted, you are

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a giant whining bummer.

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Barney...

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Come on, Ted,

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this storm is not

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a big deal.

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This storm is a big deal.

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Let's replay

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that harrowing footage

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of Irene touching

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down in North Carolina.

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We gotta get out of here!

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Go, go! Come on,

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come on!

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Please let me take it off!

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No.

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$5,000?

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No.

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Is he serious?

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$10,000?

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No.

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Dudes, take the money.

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$20,000?

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No.

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Yes.

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I'll let you slap

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me in the face

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as hard as you can.

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You have my attention.

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Kids, you remember Marshall

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and Barney's slap bet.

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A few years earlier,

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Barney lost a bet to Marshall.

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His penalty was five slaps

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delivered anyplace, anytime.

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So far, Marshall had slapped

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Barney four times.

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Which meant he only had

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one slap left.

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What do you say, Marshall?

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Are you going to seize

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this slap-ortunity

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or let it slap

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through your fingers?

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Don't let him

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tempt you, Marshall.

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I don't know, Lily.

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I mean we have a

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baby on the way.

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An extra slap could

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really come in handy.

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No! No!

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This is crazy.

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You having to wear that tie

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for another ten months

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00:08:27,696 --> 00:08:29,405
is all the

297
00:08:27,696 --> 00:08:29,405
satisfaction I need.

298
00:08:29,529 --> 00:08:30,654
Plus,

299
00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:32,447
I still have

300
00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:32,447
one slap left,

301
00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:35,863
and that feels good.

302
00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:35,863
But if you didn't

303
00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:35,863
have that slap left...

304
00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:39,654
if say, I were to get you

305
00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:39,654
to slap me tonight...

306
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,613
I suppose that

307
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,613
would change everything.

308
00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:46,154
I suppose it would.

309
00:08:47,654 --> 00:08:51,321
Le jeu commence.

310
00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:56,363
Je m'appelle Marshall.

311
00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,113
So boogie-boarding...

312
00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,113
Boogie-boarding.

313
00:09:00,196 --> 00:09:01,988
So I was trying to get

314
00:09:00,196 --> 00:09:01,988
these guys to leave,

315
00:09:02,113 --> 00:09:03,280
but there was

316
00:09:02,113 --> 00:09:03,280
one little problem.

317
00:09:03,405 --> 00:09:04,571
Come on, let's go.

318
00:09:04,696 --> 00:09:05,654
I'm staying.

319
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,447
What?

320
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,447
Barney?

321
00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:09,321
Hey, hey, it's going to get

322
00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:09,321
pretty crazy out there.

323
00:09:09,447 --> 00:09:11,405
And if some hot woman gets

324
00:09:09,447 --> 00:09:11,405
all her clothes blown off,

325
00:09:11,529 --> 00:09:12,905
and I'm not up here

326
00:09:11,529 --> 00:09:12,905
to videotape it

327
00:09:13,113 --> 00:09:14,780
and put it up on the Internet,

328
00:09:13,113 --> 00:09:14,780
who will, FEMA?

329
00:09:14,905 --> 00:09:16,113
Come on, open your eyes.

330
00:09:16,238 --> 00:09:17,821
No, no, you are coming with us.

331
00:09:17,947 --> 00:09:21,113
We leave no man behind.

332
00:09:21,154 --> 00:09:22,654
Hey, Mom.

333
00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:25,321
Uh, yeah, the boots

334
00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:25,321
were a big hit.

335
00:09:26,947 --> 00:09:28,238
You know, I better pee.

336
00:09:28,363 --> 00:09:30,405
But when Lily and I get back,

337
00:09:28,363 --> 00:09:30,405
we're all leaving.

338
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,113
Wait, I have to go

339
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,113
pee with you?

340
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,613
You want me to go

341
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,613
to the "bathroom,"

342
00:09:34,738 --> 00:09:38,113
the most dangerous room

343
00:09:34,738 --> 00:09:38,113
in the house by myself?

344
00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:40,238
Do you have any idea

345
00:09:38,196 --> 00:09:40,238
what could happen?

346
00:09:41,571 --> 00:09:44,113
Ow! My eye!

347
00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:46,487
I'm blind!

348
00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,947
No, no!

349
00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,947
Not like this!

350
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,863
I don't think

351
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,863
we're seeing eye to eye

352
00:09:53,988 --> 00:09:55,947
about the likelihood

353
00:09:53,988 --> 00:09:55,947
of that happening.

354
00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:58,280
Hey, it's my dad.

355
00:09:58,405 --> 00:10:00,654
My dad's calling me.

356
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,988
Hey, do you know where...?

357
00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:02,988
Ted got his boots?

358
00:10:03,113 --> 00:10:04,738
Yeah. They're fabulous.

359
00:10:03,113 --> 00:10:04,738
I totally want a pair.

360
00:10:04,863 --> 00:10:07,529
Okay, Dad, I will. Thanks.

361
00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:10,696
Guys, Dad says this hurricane is

362
00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:10,696
a bigger deal than you thought.

363
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,780
I'm taking charge.

364
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,780
We are getting out of here.

365
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,780
Okay, what is with

366
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,780
everybody's parents calling

367
00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:17,280
to check up on them?

368
00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:19,446
It's just a little rain.

369
00:10:19,571 --> 00:10:20,988
Lawn-mowing weather.

370
00:10:21,113 --> 00:10:23,154
Bocce weather.

371
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,487
Wow. You're really bummed

372
00:10:24,613 --> 00:10:25,905
that your dad's

373
00:10:24,613 --> 00:10:25,905
not worried about you.

374
00:10:26,029 --> 00:10:27,196
What?

375
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:30,029
Eh...

376
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:30,029
What would my dad

377
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:30,029
be worried about?

378
00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:33,113
That I'm not wearing

379
00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:33,113
enough sunblock?

380
00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:35,446
House-painting weather.

381
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,654
Ted, you're back.

382
00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,404
I've changed my mind.

383
00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,404
I'm in. Let's go.

384
00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:41,154
Yeah, I changed my mind, too.

385
00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:41,154
You can't come.

386
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,613
Everybody else,

387
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,613
we're moving out.

388
00:10:43,613 --> 00:10:44,905
That's harsh.

389
00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:47,196
You know what else is harsh?

390
00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:47,196
Ultraviolet light.

391
00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:49,113
I fell asleep in the tanning bed

392
00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:49,113
this week

393
00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:51,321
and I think I got a sunburn

394
00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:51,321
on my cheek.

395
00:10:51,446 --> 00:10:53,780
It's so sensitive.

396
00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:56,446
It's like a big, red bull's-eye.

397
00:10:56,571 --> 00:10:57,738
Ouchie.

398
00:10:57,863 --> 00:11:00,154
Did you take my blush

399
00:10:57,863 --> 00:11:00,154
out of my purse?

400
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,280
So, boogie-boarding.

401
00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:02,947
So, boogie-boarding.

402
00:11:03,113 --> 00:11:04,404
Boogie-boarding.

403
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:05,863
Oh, come on, Ted,

404
00:11:05,988 --> 00:11:07,196
you can't just

405
00:11:05,988 --> 00:11:07,196
leave him here.

406
00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,446
Uh, yeah, I can.

407
00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:10,654
You called me a giant

408
00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:10,654
whining bummer.

409
00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,113
You're not allowed

410
00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,113
in my car.

411
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,738
You don't get to find out

412
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,738
if the geisha finds love.

413
00:11:14,863 --> 00:11:15,947
This is about principle.

414
00:11:19,404 --> 00:11:20,821
Hey, Ted.

415
00:11:19,404 --> 00:11:20,821
I'm ready to go.

416
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,780
And you must be "Principle."

417
00:11:22,905 --> 00:11:25,613
Ah, on a separate note,

418
00:11:22,905 --> 00:11:25,613
guys, this is Maya.

419
00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:27,154
I just met her out

420
00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:27,154
in the hall.

421
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,446
We have a lot in common,

422
00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:30,196
such as our mutual love

423
00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:30,196
of country music,

424
00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:31,821
NASCAR and Jeff Foxworthy.

425
00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:31,821
Just go with it.

426
00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,613
She needed a ride

427
00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,613
out of the city,

428
00:11:33,738 --> 00:11:35,696
and we have an extra seat

429
00:11:33,738 --> 00:11:35,696
in the car, so...

430
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,113
Okay, let's hit it!

431
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,446
Wow.

432
00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:40,113
It's come to this.

433
00:11:40,154 --> 00:11:41,487
You could help a friend,

434
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,446
but instead, you're choosing

435
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,446
the hot girl in

436
00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:44,821
the tight tank top.

437
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,738
Your training is complete!

438
00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,988
I'm so proud of this kid!

439
00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:52,529
But seriously,

440
00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:52,529
the storm's coming in,

441
00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:53,988
so dump the hoochie

442
00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:53,988
and wheels up.

443
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,487
You promised me a seat.

444
00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:56,487
Oh, for God's sake.

445
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:58,113
You two both go.

446
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:58,113
I'll stay here.

447
00:11:58,196 --> 00:11:59,738
What? Lily, no!

448
00:11:58,196 --> 00:11:59,738
Shotgun!

449
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,154
You're staying.

450
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,154
Then Lily can come!

451
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,154
Wha...?

452
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,863
No, no, no, I'll stay here.

453
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,863
Why?

454
00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:06,947
I just want

455
00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:06,947
some time away from you!

456
00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:10,362
What?

457
00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:12,529
Marshall, I'm sorry. I love you,

458
00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:15,821
but I haven't had a second alone

459
00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:15,821
in weeks!

460
00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:17,487
It's summer vacation!

461
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,113
All I want to do is

462
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,113
sit in the bathtub

463
00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:22,238
and read a book, but now...

464
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:25,446
Baby, I forgot to

465
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:25,446
bring a book.

466
00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:29,320
Do you mind reading

467
00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:29,320
yours out loud?

468
00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:31,821
Hey, it's been no picnic

469
00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:31,821
for me either.

470
00:12:31,947 --> 00:12:33,320
You don't even do the voices.

471
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,654
Blocked number.

472
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:38,446
Hello?

473
00:12:38,571 --> 00:12:41,780
RJ? It's your father.

474
00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:44,196
Daddy?

475
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,238
I love you.

476
00:12:46,362 --> 00:12:47,780
It means so much

477
00:12:46,362 --> 00:12:47,780
that you called.

478
00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,947
Ha! I knew that you

479
00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,947
wanted him to call. Busted!

480
00:12:52,529 --> 00:12:53,780
That was you?

481
00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:55,362
I really think

482
00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:55,362
you should slap him.

483
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,362
You should slap him!

484
00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:57,154
Slap him.

485
00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:57,154
Slap him.

486
00:12:57,279 --> 00:12:59,113
Two cheeks, no waiting.

487
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,905
Good, 'cause I really

488
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,905
think I'm gonna slap him!

489
00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:02,738
So, boogie-boarding?

490
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:03,446
Boogie-boarding.

491
00:13:03,571 --> 00:13:04,905
Come on, Ted.

492
00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:07,113
You're gonna give some

493
00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:07,113
random floozy a ride,

494
00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:08,238
but not take Barney?

495
00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:09,780
Floozy?

496
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:11,113
If she's going,

497
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:11,113
I'm not going!

498
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,529
Lily, you're staying.

499
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,529
Let's go.

500
00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:13,947
If Lily's staying,

501
00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:13,947
then I'm staying!

502
00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:15,320
Then I'm going.

503
00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:15,320
Then I'm going.

504
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,446
You can't go, Marshall,

505
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,446
'cause I'm going.

506
00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:19,780
If Barney's going,

507
00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:19,780
I'm not going!

508
00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:19,780
Then I can go.

509
00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:21,113
Then I'm staying.

510
00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:21,113
Then I'm staying.

511
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,113
Then I'm going.

512
00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:23,237
Then I'm not going.

513
00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:25,446
Okay, you know what?

514
00:13:23,362 --> 00:13:25,446
I'm going.

515
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,487
This storm's been on Doppler

516
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,487
radar for a week.

517
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:29,404
I'm the only one

518
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:29,404
who prepared for it.

519
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,529
And you all made fun of me.

520
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,529
So guess what?

521
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:33,571
This Boy Scout

522
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:33,571
is taking a hike. Good-bye!

523
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,654
Maya, real quick,

524
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,654
did you think there

525
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:39,654
was anything here, or...

526
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,654
Oh, I have a boyfriend.

527
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:41,821
Good-bye!

528
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,654
Um, Ted...?

529
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,113
The time for evacuation is over.

530
00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:49,320
Everyone should now go inside

531
00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:49,320
and be prepared

532
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:52,529
to stay inside until weather

533
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:52,529
conditions improve,

534
00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:56,113
which won't likely be

535
00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:56,113
until Sunday afternoon.

536
00:13:56,237 --> 00:13:58,529
We're stuck here?

537
00:13:58,654 --> 00:14:00,446
Okay, let's not panic.

538
00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:07,571
You know what?

539
00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:07,571
Let's panic.

540
00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:18,863
Hey, if we don't make it

541
00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:18,863
through the night,

542
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,696
I want you guys to know,

543
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,696
and I really mean this...

544
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:26,154
I wish I had branched out

545
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:26,154
and made more friends in my 20s.

546
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:29,404
Well,

547
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:32,237
I'm going to go to the bathroom.

548
00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:35,113
By myself, I guess.

549
00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:37,320
Watch out for bears.

550
00:14:40,905 --> 00:14:45,487
Since this might be the end,

551
00:14:40,905 --> 00:14:45,487
I gotta confess something.

552
00:14:45,613 --> 00:14:46,487
Can I?

553
00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:48,113
Might as well.

554
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:52,487
Barney and I have been doing

555
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:52,487
the wild thing...

556
00:14:52,613 --> 00:14:55,113
this whole time.

557
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,947
Except a brief period last year

558
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,947
when he was shacking up

559
00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,696
with Marshall's mom.

560
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:03,320
but luckily, three-ways

561
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:03,320
were on the menu, so...

562
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:06,237
Marshall, you know she didn't

563
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:06,237
say any of that, right?

564
00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:09,738
I know, but I just want

565
00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:09,738
to slap him so bad!

566
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:13,113
But that tie is so stupid!

567
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:13,113
But the slap would feel so good!

568
00:15:13,195 --> 00:15:14,988
But he hates that tie so much!

569
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:17,237
Perhaps I can help.

570
00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:21,112
Marshall, ask yourself this

571
00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:21,112
why today?

572
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,571
He hasn't said anything about

573
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,571
that tie for weeks,

574
00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,195
and yet, suddenly today,

575
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,153
he can't wear it another second?

576
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,863
No, there's a reason.

577
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,529
You've got something coming up.

578
00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:35,613
Something where you're

579
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,988
on display, vulnerable...

580
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,112
exposed.

581
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:43,320
It's not work-related.

582
00:15:43,446 --> 00:15:45,780
No, this is relationship stuff.

583
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:48,529
You're trying

584
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:48,529
to impress someone.

585
00:15:48,654 --> 00:15:49,905
In the lie you told,

586
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,863
you said you were being chased

587
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,863
by two goons.

588
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:53,237
So it's two people.

589
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:54,821
A couple, perhaps.

590
00:15:56,404 --> 00:15:59,487
You're meeting

591
00:15:56,404 --> 00:15:59,487
Nora's parents tomorrow!

592
00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,988
Wrong!

593
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,112
Wrong, wrong, wrong,

594
00:16:02,112 --> 00:16:04,112
wrong, wrong!

595
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:07,362
It's in two days, and I really

596
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:07,362
want them to like me!

597
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:09,320
Oh-ho!

598
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:09,320
Therapisted!

599
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,947
Shrinked? Shrunk?

600
00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:12,153
We'll figure it out.

601
00:16:12,279 --> 00:16:13,821
So, boogie-boarding.

602
00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:15,237
Boogie-boarding.

603
00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:19,112
Hey, Lily, can I talk

604
00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:19,112
to you for just a second?

605
00:16:20,237 --> 00:16:21,780
Come here.

606
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:24,988
Marshall, if I'm in here to

607
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:24,988
brush your teeth, I swear to...

608
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,654
I'm sorry

609
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,654
that I've been so needy lately.

610
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,863
I know that you need

611
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,863
some time alone.

612
00:16:30,988 --> 00:16:33,821
So... I'll be in

613
00:16:30,988 --> 00:16:33,821
the other room.

614
00:16:35,112 --> 00:16:36,905
You're not going anywhere.

615
00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:41,362
Mmm...

616
00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:41,362
Hey...

617
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,571
And the funny thing is,

618
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:48,613
after that night,

619
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:48,613
we'll never be alone again.

620
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:50,780
You made that in my bathroom?

621
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,153
Whoops.

622
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,947
Wow, a hurricane baby.

623
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:58,821
Oh, man, Hurricane Eriksen would

624
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:58,821
be a sweet name.

625
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:00,738
It would be

626
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:00,738
a crazy sweet name!

627
00:17:00,863 --> 00:17:02,780
Thanks, Ted.

628
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:05,654
Anyway, the next day,

629
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:05,654
after the danger had passed...

630
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:08,112
It's closed.

631
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,112
Now what?

632
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,112
A Boy Scout is always prepared.

633
00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:14,112
Hey!

634
00:17:14,153 --> 00:17:16,571
Nice!

635
00:17:16,696 --> 00:17:17,821
To surviving the hurricane.

636
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:18,821
Yay!

637
00:17:18,947 --> 00:17:21,863
I love you guys.

638
00:17:18,947 --> 00:17:21,863
Love you.

639
00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:24,613
I did finally make it up here

640
00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:24,613
to the house later that week

641
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,738
only to find that

642
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,738
a falling oak tree had

643
00:17:26,863 --> 00:17:28,362
landed in the living room.

644
00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:31,237
If we'd been here, it would

645
00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:31,237
have crushed us like bugs.

646
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,571
You see, kids, there's no way

647
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,571
of knowing for sure

648
00:17:33,696 --> 00:17:35,237
where the safest place is...

649
00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:38,571
so the best you can hope for is

650
00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:38,571
to have some good company.

651
00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:40,905
Guys, how far do you think I can

652
00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:40,905
boogie-board on this thing?

653
00:17:41,112 --> 00:17:42,362
So far!

654
00:17:42,487 --> 00:17:45,362
Marshall, your insurance doesn't

655
00:17:42,487 --> 00:17:45,362
kick in till tomorrow.

656
00:17:45,487 --> 00:17:47,529
Yeah, well, you know what?

657
00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:49,112
Life kicks in right now.

658
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,487
Don't worry, he wasn't hurt...

659
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,320
the first time.

660
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,320
I have splints!

661
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,613
The second time he went through

662
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,613
the front window of Maclaren's.

663
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,946
Hence the

664
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,946
"No Boogie-boarding" sign."

665
00:18:07,112 --> 00:18:09,112
All right, guys,

666
00:18:07,112 --> 00:18:09,112
I gotta go.

667
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:11,821
Barney, good luck

668
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:11,821
with Nora's parents.

669
00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:12,821
Bye.

670
00:18:11,946 --> 00:18:12,821
Bye.

671
00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:13,821
See you later.

672
00:18:13,946 --> 00:18:15,821
All right. See you.

673
00:18:13,946 --> 00:18:15,821
See ya.

674
00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:18,112
Hey, Barney?

675
00:18:18,237 --> 00:18:19,112
Hmm?

676
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:21,112
Listen, um, we

677
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:21,112
made a baby

678
00:18:21,153 --> 00:18:22,654
in your bathroom.

679
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,195
So we owe you one.

680
00:18:25,529 --> 00:18:27,446
So we say...

681
00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,571
you can take off

682
00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,571
the ducky tie.

683
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,946
For three slaps.

684
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,780
Three slaps?

685
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,654
And to be clear,

686
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,654
this would add three slaps

687
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:42,320
to Marshall's existing one,

688
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:42,320
giving him four slaps in total.

689
00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:43,195
Deal.

690
00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:47,404
I'm free!

691
00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:51,320
God, this feels so good!

692
00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:54,112
This was a mistake!

693
00:18:54,153 --> 00:18:55,404
I wanna put the

694
00:18:54,153 --> 00:18:55,404
tie back on!

695
00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:56,613
I wanna put

696
00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:56,613
the tie back on!

697
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,195
Why do I have to be

698
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,195
Barney right now?

699
00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:01,863
Three slaps remaining!

700
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:04,153
Three slaps. Wow,

701
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:04,153
I like the sound of that.

702
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:05,946
I think I'll save

703
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:05,946
those bad boys,

704
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,446
you know, for a rainy day.

705
00:19:07,571 --> 00:19:09,112
Okay.

706
00:19:07,571 --> 00:19:09,112
The worst is over.

707
00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:12,153
Ah!

708
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,654
Two slaps remaining!

709
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,529
It's all right.

710
00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,487
Hey, it's all done...

711
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:20,780
for now.

712
00:19:20,904 --> 00:19:22,571
I think I need to go home

713
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,780
and reevaluate how

714
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,780
I make life decisions.

715
00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:27,112
Come on. I have

716
00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:27,112
to go back to work.

717
00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:29,153
Let's split a cab.

718
00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:29,153
Okay.

719
00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:29,153
Yeah.

720
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:39,946
Did you ever tell those guys

721
00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:39,946
about that other thing

722
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,362
that almost happened?

723
00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:45,320
That other thing?

724
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:47,112
Oh, that. No. Did you?

725
00:19:47,195 --> 00:19:48,404
No.

726
00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:51,487
Hey, I'm really sorry

727
00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:51,487
about that phone call.

728
00:19:51,613 --> 00:19:52,654
Oh, it's fine.

729
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,987
No, it is so not fine.

730
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,987
I was a jerk.

731
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,987
And if you don't mind my

732
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,987
saying, your dad is

733
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,112
a complete idiot

734
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,112
for not calling.

735
00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:02,696
He should never let a day go by

736
00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:02,696
without calling you

737
00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:06,738
because when I let a day go by

738
00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:06,738
without talking to you...

739
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:12,613
Um, that day's just no good.

740
00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:19,279
Um, sorry.

741
00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:20,613
Um...

742
00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:23,279
It's my dad.

743
00:20:23,404 --> 00:20:24,404
Wait, show me your hands.

744
00:20:24,529 --> 00:20:25,446
My hands.

745
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:28,362
Hey, Dad!

746
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:31,070
That's what I've been saying!

747
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,946
Golf weather!

748
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,654
Can you believe

749
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,654
we almost...?

750
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,237
I know.

751
00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:37,279
Good thing we didn't.

752
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,404
Yeah. I mean, not

753
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,404
long after that

754
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,738
you got together

755
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,738
with Nora.

756
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:41,904
And you met Kevin.

757
00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:43,028
Yeah.

758
00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:43,028
Disaster averted.

759
00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:44,404
Exactly.

760
00:20:44,529 --> 00:20:46,404
It would've ruined everything

761
00:20:44,529 --> 00:20:46,404
if we'd been all...

762
00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:48,028
ah-la-la-la...

763
00:20:48,153 --> 00:20:49,487
I know, right?

764
00:20:48,153 --> 00:20:49,487
So dumb...

765
00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:54,028
La-la-la-la-la-la...