1 00:00:01,431 --> 00:00:02,723 In the fall of 2011, 2 00:00:01,431 --> 00:00:02,723 Lily and Marshall received 3 00:00:02,848 --> 00:00:05,393 a surprising gift 4 00:00:02,848 --> 00:00:05,393 from Lily's grandparents: 5 00:00:05,518 --> 00:00:07,103 their house in Long Island. 6 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:10,189 Lily and Marshall decided to 7 00:00:07,228 --> 00:00:10,189 sell it for one simple reason. 8 00:00:10,315 --> 00:00:12,525 It's Long Island. 9 00:00:12,651 --> 00:00:14,902 I don't want to spend 10 00:00:12,651 --> 00:00:14,902 my Saturday in Long Island. 11 00:00:15,027 --> 00:00:16,404 I know, babe, 12 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:18,197 but the realtor staged the 13 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:18,197 place with fake furniture 14 00:00:18,323 --> 00:00:20,575 and she wants us to check it 15 00:00:18,323 --> 00:00:20,575 out before the open house. 16 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:21,742 All right. 17 00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:23,703 Can we at least do it 18 00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:23,703 on the fake bed? 19 00:00:23,828 --> 00:00:26,706 I'm embarrassed 20 00:00:23,828 --> 00:00:26,706 that you have to ask. 21 00:00:26,831 --> 00:00:28,749 So, they headed out 22 00:00:26,831 --> 00:00:28,749 to Long Island, 23 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:31,544 and when they walked 24 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:31,544 in the door... 25 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:33,254 We'll take it! 26 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:34,714 We-We can't take it. 27 00:00:34,839 --> 00:00:36,508 We're the ones selling it. 28 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:38,718 We are selling it, right? 29 00:00:38,843 --> 00:00:40,886 Baby, your grandparents gave 30 00:00:38,843 --> 00:00:40,886 you this house outright. 31 00:00:41,012 --> 00:00:42,888 So, the way I see it, 32 00:00:41,012 --> 00:00:42,888 we have five options. 33 00:00:43,014 --> 00:00:44,098 sell it. 34 00:00:44,223 --> 00:00:45,684 year-round 35 00:00:44,223 --> 00:00:45,684 haunted house. 36 00:00:45,808 --> 00:00:49,395 giant fence around the 37 00:00:45,808 --> 00:00:49,395 perimeter, chimp sanctuary. 38 00:00:49,521 --> 00:00:51,606 There's already a tire 39 00:00:49,521 --> 00:00:51,606 swing in the backyard. 40 00:00:51,731 --> 00:00:53,816 we destroy it 41 00:00:51,731 --> 00:00:53,816 with sledgehammers. 42 00:00:53,941 --> 00:00:55,652 I like four. 43 00:00:55,776 --> 00:00:58,988 Or five: we move in, 44 00:00:55,776 --> 00:00:58,988 raise our children 45 00:00:59,113 --> 00:01:01,199 and make this our family home. 46 00:01:01,324 --> 00:01:03,576 Till they graduate. 47 00:01:03,702 --> 00:01:06,329 Then we destroy it 48 00:01:03,702 --> 00:01:06,329 with sledgehammers. 49 00:01:06,454 --> 00:01:08,247 As a family. 50 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:11,125 No, this is crazy! 51 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,502 We are New York people. 52 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:15,004 We have a big, beautiful 53 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:15,004 apartment that we love. 54 00:01:15,129 --> 00:01:16,130 You're right. 55 00:01:16,255 --> 00:01:17,382 But something happened 56 00:01:17,507 --> 00:01:19,008 to Lily and Marshall that day. 57 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:20,885 Something that happens 58 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:20,885 to all New Yorkers 59 00:01:20,926 --> 00:01:23,429 who return home from anywhere 60 00:01:20,926 --> 00:01:23,429 other than New York. 61 00:01:23,555 --> 00:01:26,265 Their big, lovely apartment... 62 00:01:26,391 --> 00:01:28,184 Huh. That's weird. 63 00:01:29,977 --> 00:01:31,979 shrank. 64 00:01:41,656 --> 00:01:45,785 Okay, after Thanksgiving, 65 00:01:41,656 --> 00:01:45,785 I'm cutting out carbs. 66 00:02:01,593 --> 00:02:04,429 Now, kids, it had been 67 00:02:01,593 --> 00:02:04,429 a rough couple weeks for Barney. 68 00:02:04,554 --> 00:02:06,598 First, he cheated 69 00:02:04,554 --> 00:02:06,598 on his girlfriend with Robin, 70 00:02:06,723 --> 00:02:08,474 then he broke up 71 00:02:06,723 --> 00:02:08,474 with his girlfriend for Robin, 72 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,351 then Robin chose Kevin 73 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,351 over him. 74 00:02:10,476 --> 00:02:12,562 So he was kind of 75 00:02:10,476 --> 00:02:12,562 in a bad place. 76 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:13,938 Hey. 77 00:02:13,979 --> 00:02:15,022 You all right? 78 00:02:15,147 --> 00:02:16,399 Why wouldn't I 79 00:02:15,147 --> 00:02:16,399 be all right? 80 00:02:16,524 --> 00:02:17,817 Barney's single again! 81 00:02:17,942 --> 00:02:19,652 It's what America's 82 00:02:17,942 --> 00:02:19,652 been clamoring for. 83 00:02:19,778 --> 00:02:21,028 You just went 84 00:02:19,778 --> 00:02:21,028 through a break-up. 85 00:02:21,153 --> 00:02:22,947 That's usually when people 86 00:02:21,153 --> 00:02:22,947 do something crazy. 87 00:02:23,072 --> 00:02:24,824 If you were a girl, 88 00:02:23,072 --> 00:02:24,824 you'd have cut bangs 89 00:02:24,949 --> 00:02:26,826 and be dating you by now. 90 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:28,828 Just promise me 91 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:28,828 you won't do something crazy. 92 00:02:28,953 --> 00:02:31,205 I promise I won't 93 00:02:28,953 --> 00:02:31,205 do something crazy. 94 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:33,666 Don't worry, he's gonna do 95 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:33,666 something crazy. 96 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,501 In fact, I think 97 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:35,501 I'm done with girls. 98 00:02:35,627 --> 00:02:37,462 I'm not sure I even 99 00:02:35,627 --> 00:02:37,462 like them anymore. 100 00:02:37,587 --> 00:02:40,089 Based on all the stuff you've 101 00:02:37,587 --> 00:02:40,089 done to them over the years, 102 00:02:40,214 --> 00:02:41,090 I'm not sure 103 00:02:40,214 --> 00:02:41,090 you ever liked them. 104 00:02:41,215 --> 00:02:42,967 I'm serious. 105 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:44,302 Come on, you love girls. 106 00:02:44,427 --> 00:02:45,386 If anyone should be 107 00:02:44,427 --> 00:02:45,386 done with girls, it's me. 108 00:02:45,511 --> 00:02:47,847 Look at the year I've had. 109 00:02:47,972 --> 00:02:49,724 Zoey, Victoria, 110 00:02:47,972 --> 00:02:49,724 the Slutty Pumpkin. 111 00:02:49,849 --> 00:02:52,226 Now I'm worried 112 00:02:49,849 --> 00:02:52,226 you're gonna do something crazy. 113 00:02:52,351 --> 00:02:54,186 I'm not gonna do 114 00:02:52,351 --> 00:02:54,186 something crazy. 115 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:57,982 And yes, I'm gonna do 116 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:57,982 something crazy, too. 117 00:02:58,107 --> 00:02:59,984 But girls, man. 118 00:03:00,025 --> 00:03:01,068 Girls. 119 00:03:01,193 --> 00:03:03,822 You know what would kick ass? 120 00:03:01,193 --> 00:03:03,822 Being gay? 121 00:03:03,988 --> 00:03:06,282 Being gay would kick ass! 122 00:03:06,407 --> 00:03:08,033 Word. Guys understand 123 00:03:06,407 --> 00:03:08,033 each other. 124 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:09,661 Imagine a relationship where, 125 00:03:09,786 --> 00:03:11,704 instead of talking 126 00:03:09,786 --> 00:03:11,704 about feelings all the time, 127 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:14,123 you just play some Madden, 128 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:14,123 eat a pizza, 129 00:03:14,248 --> 00:03:15,875 give each other a happy, 130 00:03:14,248 --> 00:03:15,875 roll over 131 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,418 and have some 132 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,418 cuddle-free shut-eye. 133 00:03:17,543 --> 00:03:18,878 Bro, for what it's worth, 134 00:03:19,003 --> 00:03:22,214 if we were both gay, 135 00:03:19,003 --> 00:03:22,214 you'd be my first call. 136 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:24,175 Would you mind calling Marshall 137 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:24,175 and telling him that? 138 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:25,176 'Cause he thinks... 139 00:03:25,301 --> 00:03:26,803 No, this is only in a scenario 140 00:03:27,011 --> 00:03:29,013 where just you and I are gay, 141 00:03:27,011 --> 00:03:29,013 not Marshall. 142 00:03:29,138 --> 00:03:30,598 But if all three of us were gay, 143 00:03:30,723 --> 00:03:32,350 you'd pick me 144 00:03:30,723 --> 00:03:32,350 over Marshall, right? 145 00:03:32,475 --> 00:03:34,185 If all three of us were gay? 146 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:38,022 Girlfriend, we would 147 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:38,022 all three of us have some fun. 148 00:03:38,063 --> 00:03:39,899 Damn right we would. 149 00:03:42,318 --> 00:03:44,236 We're not gay. 150 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:45,571 Nope. Stuck with girls. 151 00:03:47,573 --> 00:03:48,867 I wish men could have children 152 00:03:49,033 --> 00:03:50,201 on their own, like sea horses. 153 00:03:50,326 --> 00:03:52,161 Are you saying 154 00:03:50,326 --> 00:03:52,161 what I think you're saying? 155 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:53,329 They have a little pouch. 156 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:54,455 They should be called 157 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:54,455 sea kangaroos. 158 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:56,541 No, y-you want kids? 159 00:03:56,666 --> 00:04:00,753 Maybe I've kind of 160 00:03:56,666 --> 00:04:00,753 lately been thinking 161 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:03,923 about the whole 162 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:03,923 wife and kids thing. 163 00:04:04,048 --> 00:04:05,717 Just minus the wife. 164 00:04:05,842 --> 00:04:06,926 You could always go it alone. 165 00:04:07,051 --> 00:04:09,554 Like Mr. Drummond 166 00:04:07,051 --> 00:04:09,554 on Diff'rent Strokes. 167 00:04:09,679 --> 00:04:12,682 Yeah, but that was the '80s, 168 00:04:09,679 --> 00:04:12,682 when you could just swing by 169 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:13,599 any inner-city playground 170 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:13,599 in your limo 171 00:04:13,725 --> 00:04:15,935 and scoop up some kids. 172 00:04:13,725 --> 00:04:15,935 Mmm. 173 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:18,103 Simpler times. 174 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:18,103 Hmm. 175 00:04:18,229 --> 00:04:19,605 I guess it's better 176 00:04:18,229 --> 00:04:19,605 to have someone 177 00:04:19,731 --> 00:04:21,106 in it with you anyway, you know? 178 00:04:19,731 --> 00:04:21,106 Lifetime partnership. 179 00:04:21,232 --> 00:04:22,859 The only partnership in my life 180 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:25,152 that has stood the test of time 181 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:25,152 is this one. 182 00:04:25,277 --> 00:04:28,072 The sacred bond of man and bro. 183 00:04:28,197 --> 00:04:30,658 Maybe we should start 184 00:04:28,197 --> 00:04:30,658 a family together. 185 00:04:33,661 --> 00:04:35,788 Are you kidding? 186 00:04:35,914 --> 00:04:37,665 This place is huge. 187 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,542 I mean, look, I can 188 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,542 dance all crazy in here. 189 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:42,086 Oh! Sh... 190 00:04:42,795 --> 00:04:45,089 Listen, um, Robin, 191 00:04:45,172 --> 00:04:47,091 are you okay with us all 192 00:04:47,216 --> 00:04:49,134 doing Thanksgiving 193 00:04:47,216 --> 00:04:49,134 out in East Meadow? 194 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:50,511 Uh, yeah, I guess 195 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:50,511 that'd be nice. 196 00:04:50,636 --> 00:04:51,930 Oh, great! 197 00:04:52,096 --> 00:04:53,973 And then after Thanksgiving, 198 00:04:52,096 --> 00:04:53,973 Lily and I were thinking 199 00:04:54,098 --> 00:04:56,100 that we would just 200 00:04:54,098 --> 00:04:56,100 stay at the house 201 00:04:56,183 --> 00:04:57,977 until, you know... 202 00:04:58,102 --> 00:04:59,478 we die. 203 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:00,855 What? 204 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:01,898 No! 205 00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:04,817 You can't move 206 00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:04,817 to Long Island! 207 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:06,819 But this house 208 00:05:04,943 --> 00:05:06,819 is so nice. 209 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:10,698 It's big, and it's clean, 210 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:10,698 and if there's cockroaches, 211 00:05:10,823 --> 00:05:13,325 they respect us enough 212 00:05:10,823 --> 00:05:13,325 to sneak around. 213 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:14,535 Listen to yourself. 214 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,871 This is Pregnancy Brain 215 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,871 all over again. 216 00:05:16,996 --> 00:05:18,581 No, I'm done 217 00:05:16,996 --> 00:05:18,581 with Pregnancy Brain. 218 00:05:18,706 --> 00:05:22,585 I've moved on 219 00:05:18,706 --> 00:05:22,585 to weird pregnancy sex dreams. 220 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:24,169 Officer. 221 00:05:25,129 --> 00:05:26,714 You know. You know. 222 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:32,011 I'm-I'm just saying, you're not 223 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:32,011 in the right mind to be making 224 00:05:32,136 --> 00:05:33,137 this decision 225 00:05:32,136 --> 00:05:33,137 right now. 226 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,722 You know what? Robin's right. 227 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:37,892 We are in no state of mind 228 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:37,892 to make this kind of decision. 229 00:05:38,017 --> 00:05:40,478 Thank you. And now you're 230 00:05:38,017 --> 00:05:40,478 stepping off the crazy bus. 231 00:05:40,603 --> 00:05:41,938 We let the universe decide. 232 00:05:42,146 --> 00:05:43,439 And now you're back on board. 233 00:05:43,564 --> 00:05:45,024 You hear that, Universe? 234 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:48,402 If you send us a sign 235 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:48,402 in the next... 236 00:05:48,527 --> 00:05:51,489 24 hours, then we're moving 237 00:05:48,527 --> 00:05:51,489 to Long Island! 238 00:05:51,614 --> 00:05:53,157 Okay? 239 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,158 Go. 240 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:55,409 Hey, guys, 241 00:05:55,534 --> 00:05:56,911 for the last time, 242 00:05:55,534 --> 00:05:56,911 this place is enormous... 243 00:05:57,036 --> 00:05:57,912 Oh! 244 00:05:58,037 --> 00:06:00,205 Geez, how many lamps 245 00:05:58,037 --> 00:06:00,205 do you have? 246 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,917 It's genius! 247 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:05,294 Instead of throwing away 248 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:05,294 your life marrying some girl, 249 00:06:05,419 --> 00:06:07,546 you just go splitsies on a kid 250 00:06:05,419 --> 00:06:07,546 with your best bro! 251 00:06:07,672 --> 00:06:08,714 I wouldn't have to choose 252 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,591 between dating 253 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,591 and having a family. 254 00:06:10,716 --> 00:06:14,178 Hell, I could bring 255 00:06:10,716 --> 00:06:14,178 the kids on dates! 256 00:06:14,219 --> 00:06:15,304 And a broken home? 257 00:06:15,429 --> 00:06:16,180 Um, what's that? 258 00:06:16,263 --> 00:06:17,723 Our kids will never know, 259 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,308 'cause we're never 260 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,308 gonna split up! 261 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:20,518 Why would we? 262 00:06:20,643 --> 00:06:22,186 I mean, sure, 263 00:06:20,643 --> 00:06:22,186 when your wife walks in 264 00:06:22,269 --> 00:06:23,729 on you banging a hot flight 265 00:06:22,269 --> 00:06:23,729 attendant, you get a divorce. 266 00:06:23,855 --> 00:06:24,856 But when your bro-parent 267 00:06:23,855 --> 00:06:24,856 walks in on you 268 00:06:24,981 --> 00:06:26,774 banging a hot 269 00:06:24,981 --> 00:06:26,774 flight attendant... 270 00:06:26,899 --> 00:06:29,068 You get five of these bad boys, 271 00:06:26,899 --> 00:06:29,068 right up high! 272 00:06:29,193 --> 00:06:31,988 And you totally 273 00:06:29,193 --> 00:06:31,988 join in, right? 274 00:06:32,196 --> 00:06:33,823 Oh, no, there's the line. 275 00:06:32,196 --> 00:06:33,823 That's the line. 276 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:35,867 We found the line. 277 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:35,867 It's good we know where it is. 278 00:06:35,992 --> 00:06:36,868 Hey, guys. 279 00:06:36,993 --> 00:06:38,327 Hey! 280 00:06:36,993 --> 00:06:38,327 Hey. 281 00:06:38,452 --> 00:06:39,620 We have an announcement. 282 00:06:39,745 --> 00:06:42,414 So what you're 283 00:06:39,745 --> 00:06:42,414 saying is, 284 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,666 if you're meant to move 285 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,666 to Long Island, 286 00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:45,960 some sign from the universe 287 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:47,628 will magically appear 288 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:47,628 at your doorstep? 289 00:06:47,753 --> 00:06:49,797 Now, kids, I don't think 290 00:06:47,753 --> 00:06:49,797 there was a knock on the door 291 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:52,257 at that exact moment, but for 292 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:52,257 the purposes of this story... 293 00:06:55,887 --> 00:06:57,096 Hi, I'm Clive. 294 00:06:57,221 --> 00:06:57,805 I live upstairs from you. 295 00:06:57,930 --> 00:06:59,682 Is this your sign? 296 00:06:59,807 --> 00:07:02,768 I don't know, Clive. 297 00:07:02,894 --> 00:07:05,063 Is it? 298 00:07:05,229 --> 00:07:06,939 Oh, did we leave that outside? 299 00:07:07,065 --> 00:07:08,691 Yeah, we're selling our house 300 00:07:07,065 --> 00:07:08,691 in Long Island. 301 00:07:08,816 --> 00:07:11,652 Oh. Too bad you're not 302 00:07:08,816 --> 00:07:11,652 selling this place. 303 00:07:11,777 --> 00:07:12,987 I'd love to turn 304 00:07:11,777 --> 00:07:12,987 mine into a duplex. 305 00:07:13,112 --> 00:07:14,655 And I'd give you a really 306 00:07:13,112 --> 00:07:14,655 good price for it, 307 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:17,616 because I am so rich. 308 00:07:19,284 --> 00:07:19,744 He did not 309 00:07:19,284 --> 00:07:19,744 say that. 310 00:07:19,869 --> 00:07:22,038 His shoes did. 311 00:07:22,246 --> 00:07:24,373 Okay, the point is, 312 00:07:22,246 --> 00:07:24,373 we got the sign. 313 00:07:24,498 --> 00:07:26,625 We're moving to East Meadow. 314 00:07:27,459 --> 00:07:28,627 Let's get some champagne. 315 00:07:28,753 --> 00:07:30,254 And just like that, 316 00:07:28,753 --> 00:07:30,254 Lily and Marshall 317 00:07:30,379 --> 00:07:31,881 were beginning a new chapter 318 00:07:30,379 --> 00:07:31,881 in their lives. 319 00:07:32,006 --> 00:07:33,925 Which meant only one thing 320 00:07:32,006 --> 00:07:33,925 for us... 321 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:35,760 We're having a baby! 322 00:07:35,885 --> 00:07:36,677 Bro-parents activate! 323 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:45,811 Hey, let's talk 324 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:45,811 baby names! 325 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:45,811 Barney... 326 00:07:45,937 --> 00:07:47,479 Oh, my God! 327 00:07:45,937 --> 00:07:47,479 That was my first choice, too. 328 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:50,775 No, listen. 329 00:07:47,605 --> 00:07:50,775 You and I are drunk. 330 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:54,445 Which means there's a chance 331 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:54,445 that adopting a baby... 332 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:55,988 no matter how cute 333 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:55,988 he is in my head 334 00:07:56,114 --> 00:07:59,700 with his little cowboy outfit on 335 00:07:56,114 --> 00:07:59,700 and he's riding our dog 336 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:02,411 like a horse 337 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:02,411 and we also have a dog, 338 00:08:02,536 --> 00:08:05,164 purebred Golden, 339 00:08:02,536 --> 00:08:05,164 but it's okay, she's a rescue... 340 00:08:05,289 --> 00:08:06,916 might not be a good idea. 341 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:09,001 You're right. 342 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:12,130 So let's go home, 343 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:12,130 take some aspirin, 344 00:08:12,296 --> 00:08:14,465 drink lots of water, 345 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,342 and then see if it's still 346 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,342 a good idea tomorrow. 347 00:08:18,177 --> 00:08:19,386 It's still a good idea! 348 00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:20,888 It's totally still 349 00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:20,888 a good idea! 350 00:08:21,013 --> 00:08:22,306 We're having a baby! 351 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,185 Kids, I cannot 352 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,185 stress this enough: 353 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:28,729 Barney and I were going 354 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:28,729 through a tough time. 355 00:08:28,854 --> 00:08:31,107 You're not leaving, 356 00:08:28,854 --> 00:08:31,107 and that's final. 357 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:35,069 Look what I bought at 358 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:35,069 4:00 a.m. In New York City. 359 00:08:35,194 --> 00:08:38,739 A bootleg VHS of a very, 360 00:08:35,194 --> 00:08:38,739 very popular Korean movie, 361 00:08:38,864 --> 00:08:42,660 this genuine Lenny Vintone purse 362 00:08:42,785 --> 00:08:44,787 and the number of a man 363 00:08:42,785 --> 00:08:44,787 who can get me a kidney. 364 00:08:44,912 --> 00:08:47,165 Do that on Long Island. 365 00:08:47,331 --> 00:08:50,334 Look, Robin, we appreciate 366 00:08:47,331 --> 00:08:50,334 that you want us 367 00:08:50,459 --> 00:08:52,878 to stay in the city, but 368 00:08:50,459 --> 00:08:52,878 this is what we want. 369 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:54,421 I mean, you 370 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:54,421 understand, right? 371 00:08:54,964 --> 00:08:56,841 No. 372 00:08:56,966 --> 00:08:58,509 Here are a 373 00:08:56,966 --> 00:08:58,509 few fun facts 374 00:08:58,634 --> 00:08:59,802 about Long Island. 375 00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:03,347 Number one: 376 00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:03,347 it's Brooklyn's fart trail. 377 00:09:04,473 --> 00:09:05,683 So Barney and I... 378 00:09:05,808 --> 00:09:07,351 and again, 379 00:09:05,808 --> 00:09:07,351 going through a tough time, 380 00:09:07,476 --> 00:09:08,727 can't stress that enough... 381 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:10,521 found an adoption agency 382 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:10,521 Web site 383 00:09:10,646 --> 00:09:12,606 and filled out 384 00:09:10,646 --> 00:09:12,606 their online application. 385 00:09:12,731 --> 00:09:15,359 Barney Stinson. 386 00:09:15,484 --> 00:09:17,195 Ted Mosby. 387 00:09:17,361 --> 00:09:18,362 Address... 388 00:09:18,445 --> 00:09:19,238 Oh, put my address 389 00:09:18,445 --> 00:09:19,238 in Westchester. 390 00:09:19,363 --> 00:09:20,990 They'll want to see we'll be 391 00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:22,658 raising this child 392 00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:22,658 in a good environment. 393 00:09:22,783 --> 00:09:23,159 You know, the suburbs. 394 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:25,203 What? No. 395 00:09:25,369 --> 00:09:27,746 All my guys are here. 396 00:09:25,369 --> 00:09:27,746 Your guys? 397 00:09:27,872 --> 00:09:29,665 Yeah. You know how I got 398 00:09:27,872 --> 00:09:29,665 a guy for everything? 399 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,167 Well, they're all in New York. 400 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,002 My suit guy, my shoe guy, 401 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,002 my ticket guy, my club guy. 402 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:34,586 And if I don't have 403 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:34,586 a guy for something, 404 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:36,380 then I have a guy guy 405 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:36,380 to get me a guy. 406 00:09:36,463 --> 00:09:38,216 And oddly enough, 407 00:09:36,463 --> 00:09:38,216 his name is Guy. 408 00:09:38,382 --> 00:09:40,051 Okay, fine. 409 00:09:38,382 --> 00:09:40,051 How about this? 410 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:42,761 We stay in the city during 411 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:42,761 the week, then on the weekend, 412 00:09:42,887 --> 00:09:44,096 country house in the burbs! 413 00:09:44,222 --> 00:09:46,682 This is why bro-parenting works! 414 00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:47,808 Totally! 415 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:49,810 And with your salary 416 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:49,810 plus my salary, 417 00:09:49,935 --> 00:09:51,770 we can totally 418 00:09:49,935 --> 00:09:51,770 afford two places. 419 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,814 Oh. 420 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:55,233 What? 421 00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:59,403 So... uh, you're gonna 422 00:09:55,399 --> 00:09:59,403 keep your job? 423 00:09:59,904 --> 00:10:03,115 Robin, this discussion 424 00:09:59,904 --> 00:10:03,115 is closed. 425 00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:05,701 The universe told us to do it, 426 00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:05,701 so we're doing it. 427 00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:07,828 Well, the universe 428 00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:07,828 gets it wrong sometimes. 429 00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:10,915 Remember when Marshall 430 00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:10,915 was trying to decide between 431 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,584 becoming an environmental lawyer 432 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,584 and working at a bank? 433 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,377 That's a funny story. 434 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:16,837 Marshall was fed up 435 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:16,837 with his job at GNB and was 436 00:10:16,962 --> 00:10:19,131 thinking about 437 00:10:16,962 --> 00:10:19,131 leaving it all behind, 438 00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:21,133 so he and Lily agreed 439 00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:21,133 he should wait for a sign 440 00:10:21,259 --> 00:10:22,843 from the universe 441 00:10:21,259 --> 00:10:22,843 to tell him what to do. 442 00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:24,553 Then one day... 443 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:34,897 Of course. 444 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:36,065 It's so clear. 445 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:36,941 It's been right there all along. 446 00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:39,610 I have to call Lily. 447 00:10:39,735 --> 00:10:40,945 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. 448 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:44,740 I'm sorry, but, um, can 449 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:44,740 I please borrow your... 450 00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:47,576 Ernie Hudson? 451 00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:47,576 Yes. 452 00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:49,745 Can I borrow your phone? 453 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:51,914 Who you gonna call? 454 00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:56,168 And did Marshall 455 00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:56,168 become a Ghostbuster? 456 00:10:56,294 --> 00:10:58,254 That firehouse 457 00:10:56,294 --> 00:10:58,254 is still for sale. 458 00:10:58,378 --> 00:11:01,132 Even Ernie Hudson begged you 459 00:10:58,378 --> 00:11:01,132 not to go through with that. 460 00:11:01,257 --> 00:11:02,507 Ernie Hudson is a coward! 461 00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:04,135 Oh! 462 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,469 Of course I'm gonna 463 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,469 keep my job. 464 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,720 Why wouldn't 465 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,720 I keep my job? 466 00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:10,641 Well, I mean, 467 00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:10,641 this whole architecture thing... 468 00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:12,226 isn't it more of a hobby? 469 00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:13,811 Excuse me? 470 00:11:13,936 --> 00:11:15,271 And now we're fighting. 471 00:11:13,936 --> 00:11:15,271 You know what? 472 00:11:15,479 --> 00:11:16,897 Forget I said anything. 473 00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:19,483 No! No, no, no. 474 00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:19,483 We're having this discussion. 475 00:11:19,524 --> 00:11:20,818 Architecture 476 00:11:19,524 --> 00:11:20,818 is my life's work. 477 00:11:20,943 --> 00:11:22,736 Why don't you quit your job? 478 00:11:20,943 --> 00:11:22,736 I don't even know 479 00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:24,488 what it is 480 00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:24,488 you do for a living. 481 00:11:24,529 --> 00:11:26,031 "What it is I do for a living?" 482 00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:31,036 I work, Ted, 14 hours a day 483 00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:31,036 so that our baby can have food 484 00:11:31,162 --> 00:11:34,165 and clothes and a nice house, 485 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,041 while you sit around 486 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,041 doodling pictures of buildings. 487 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,626 That's "what it is I do." 488 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:40,254 You know what? Screw this. 489 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:40,254 I'm gonna go to the bar. 490 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,880 Yeah, right, right, 491 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:41,880 'cause the answer's always 492 00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:42,965 at the bottom of a bottle! 493 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:46,677 Wait, wait, wait! 494 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:46,677 Hold it! 495 00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:49,638 Brainstorm. 496 00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:49,638 Brainstorm. 497 00:11:49,763 --> 00:11:52,308 Nobody quits their job. 498 00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:53,517 We get a nanny. 499 00:11:53,558 --> 00:11:54,518 Dibs on the nanny. 500 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:55,686 No. No banging the nanny. 501 00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:56,937 Ted, please don not dig in 502 00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:56,937 on this whole 503 00:11:57,062 --> 00:11:58,897 no-banging-the-nanny policy. 504 00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:00,607 Okay, fine. 505 00:11:59,023 --> 00:12:00,607 We'll get two nannies. 506 00:12:00,732 --> 00:12:02,985 One for banging, 507 00:12:00,732 --> 00:12:02,985 one for childcare. 508 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:04,069 Slash banging. 509 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:04,069 Dibs on both nannies! 510 00:12:04,195 --> 00:12:07,031 Just think of it, Ted, 511 00:12:04,195 --> 00:12:07,031 you and me, 512 00:12:07,156 --> 00:12:09,533 living together, 513 00:12:07,156 --> 00:12:09,533 with our kid, 514 00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:12,577 my two hot nannies, 515 00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:12,577 our pet cobra... 516 00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:12,577 What? 517 00:12:12,703 --> 00:12:13,912 A kid needs a pet cobra, Ted. 518 00:12:12,703 --> 00:12:13,912 Don't be a pill about this. 519 00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:17,124 And we'll have amazing 520 00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:17,124 weeklong parties, 521 00:12:17,249 --> 00:12:20,085 and there'll be swords 522 00:12:17,249 --> 00:12:20,085 and ninja stars lying around. 523 00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:21,420 That's when I realized: 524 00:12:21,545 --> 00:12:24,548 adopting a baby with a friend? 525 00:12:21,545 --> 00:12:24,548 Crazy. 526 00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:28,344 Adopting a baby with Barney? 527 00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:28,344 Freaking nuts. 528 00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:30,554 I can't adopt a baby with you, 529 00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:30,554 Barney. 530 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:31,680 Why not? 531 00:12:31,805 --> 00:12:33,265 Because we don't even 532 00:12:31,805 --> 00:12:33,265 have one yet 533 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:34,725 and you're already 534 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:34,725 a terrible father. 535 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,852 Oh, I get it. 536 00:12:36,977 --> 00:12:38,896 You want one of the nannies. 537 00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:40,689 Well, you can't have 'em! 538 00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:40,689 They're mine! 539 00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:43,567 So you're just gonna have 540 00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:43,567 to get yourself a third nanny. 541 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:46,278 Except dibs on 542 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:46,278 the third nanny! Good day! 543 00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:49,573 Which brings us 544 00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:49,573 to Thanksgiving. 545 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:50,949 Marshall, Lily and Robin 546 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:50,949 were heading out 547 00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:53,618 to Long Island early 548 00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:53,618 to get ready. 549 00:13:01,626 --> 00:13:03,170 Okay, how is this 550 00:13:01,626 --> 00:13:03,170 even possible? 551 00:13:03,295 --> 00:13:06,006 'Cause how did we even get it 552 00:13:03,295 --> 00:13:06,006 in here? 553 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,011 Okay, I change my mind. 554 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,011 I want an epidural. 555 00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:13,305 You guys are crazy. 556 00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:15,724 This place is enormous. 557 00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:17,351 I mean, look arou... 558 00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:19,978 Have you never heard 559 00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:19,978 of overhead lighting? 560 00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:25,359 You're right. 561 00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:26,068 I get it. 562 00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:30,072 This place is great. 563 00:13:30,197 --> 00:13:32,657 Um, excuse me. 564 00:13:30,197 --> 00:13:32,657 Where is the restroom? 565 00:13:32,783 --> 00:13:35,327 Oh. Right there. 566 00:13:32,783 --> 00:13:35,327 Oh, good, great. 567 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:36,954 I'm just gonna go 568 00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:36,954 in there and... 569 00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:40,040 not come out until you promise 570 00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:40,040 never to move away! 571 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,169 It's a good thing 572 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,169 we have three bathrooms. 573 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,298 Hey, Barney. 574 00:13:47,423 --> 00:13:48,507 Uh, listen, sorry 575 00:13:47,423 --> 00:13:48,507 about the other day 576 00:13:48,632 --> 00:13:50,050 when I said you'd be 577 00:13:48,632 --> 00:13:50,050 a terrible father. 578 00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:53,178 You had no reason 579 00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:53,178 to think otherwise. 580 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,763 Totally understandable. 581 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:54,763 I'm not mad. 582 00:13:54,888 --> 00:13:55,889 Thanks. 583 00:13:56,014 --> 00:13:57,057 And, uh, let's be honest, 584 00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:58,476 we were both acting 585 00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:58,476 a little crazy. 586 00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:00,394 I don't think either of us 587 00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:00,394 is truly ready 588 00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:01,103 for the responsibility of... 589 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:04,523 Daddy's home. 590 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,656 Uh, Barney, uh, where 591 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,656 did you get this baby? 592 00:14:12,739 --> 00:14:13,282 Please. 593 00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:15,075 Did you adopt it? 594 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,201 Please. 595 00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:18,662 Do you have 596 00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:18,662 a baby guy? 597 00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:21,873 Did Guy the guy guy 598 00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:21,873 get you a baby guy? 599 00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,542 Ted, we should get going. 600 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,003 No, no, no. I'm not going 601 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,003 anywhere with you. 602 00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:27,463 For all I know, I could be 603 00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:28,672 aiding and abetting 604 00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:28,672 a kidnapping. 605 00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:30,549 Shh. Bro-daddy's not mad. 606 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:35,053 He's just being a wittle loud. 607 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:35,053 He wuvs you! Yes, he does! 608 00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:37,181 This is insane! 609 00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:37,181 You'll feel better outside. 610 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:39,057 Come on. 611 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:39,057 No, I can't. 612 00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:40,851 Yeah. Na-na-na. 613 00:14:40,976 --> 00:14:43,103 But then we went outside. 614 00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:45,314 Oh, my goodness. 615 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:47,274 What a beautiful baby. 616 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:47,274 Thank you. 617 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:49,568 By the way, my friend and I, 618 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:49,568 we're not a couple. 619 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:51,570 We are two straight guys 620 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:51,570 who are single 621 00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,697 and we have a baby. 622 00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,697 Just so you know. 623 00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,115 Look at this sweet girl. 624 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,117 Hi. I was just telling 625 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,117 this first girl, 626 00:14:57,242 --> 00:14:59,911 my friend and I, 627 00:14:57,242 --> 00:14:59,911 both straight, 628 00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,205 both available, 629 00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,205 and we have a baby. 630 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,541 Oh, who is this little angel? 631 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:04,833 Okay, real quick: 632 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:04,833 me and him, 633 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:06,377 not gay, single, 634 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:06,377 have a baby. 635 00:15:06,502 --> 00:15:08,086 We should look 636 00:15:06,502 --> 00:15:08,086 into having a sign made. 637 00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:10,172 Kids, again, we were going 638 00:15:08,212 --> 00:15:10,172 through a difficult time. 639 00:15:10,297 --> 00:15:11,715 But this part was kind of fun. 640 00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:15,219 Aw...! 641 00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:15,219 So cute! 642 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:18,013 This is awesome. 643 00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:20,307 Right? 644 00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:22,393 Robin, come out 645 00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:22,393 and talk to us. 646 00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:24,061 I'm not coming out 647 00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:24,061 of this bathroom 648 00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,522 until everyone stops 649 00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,522 acting crazy! 650 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,732 No one is being crazy. 651 00:15:28,773 --> 00:15:30,442 Again, for the purposes 652 00:15:28,773 --> 00:15:30,442 of this story... 653 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:35,197 Ted and I have 654 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:35,197 a baby. Crazy! 655 00:15:35,322 --> 00:15:36,948 What the hell is that? 656 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:39,201 Guys, this is Hurricane 657 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:39,201 Stinson-Mosby. 658 00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:41,328 Mosby-Stinson. 659 00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:43,622 You named your 660 00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:43,622 baby Hurricane? 661 00:15:43,747 --> 00:15:45,624 That is... 662 00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,292 ultimately inconsiderate 663 00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,292 to the child 664 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:50,045 who has to live 665 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:50,045 with that name. 666 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,756 Okay, how the hell 667 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,756 does Barney have a baby? 668 00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:54,049 No idea. Super confused. 669 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:56,343 I'm finding it best 670 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:56,343 to just sort of go with it. 671 00:15:56,468 --> 00:15:58,554 She's super cute, 672 00:15:56,468 --> 00:15:58,554 though, right? 673 00:15:59,304 --> 00:16:01,139 Wait a minute. 674 00:16:01,265 --> 00:16:04,268 Oh, guh! Hurricane 675 00:16:01,265 --> 00:16:04,268 dookied in her drawers. 676 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:08,522 Ha-ha! 677 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:08,522 Poopy pants! 678 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:09,773 She needs 679 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:09,773 a new diaper. 680 00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:12,109 Right. Where do you 681 00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:12,109 keep your diapers? 682 00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:13,318 We don't have any. 683 00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:14,861 You don't... Wow. 684 00:16:14,986 --> 00:16:18,782 Okay. I guess 685 00:16:14,986 --> 00:16:18,782 I'll go buy some. 686 00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:21,159 You're gonna be a mom and 687 00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:21,159 you don't have any diapers? 688 00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:23,328 Lord, watch over 689 00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:23,328 that child. 690 00:16:23,454 --> 00:16:25,956 Uh, okay. 691 00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:28,542 Come here, you. 692 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,378 So, there was talk 693 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,378 of a cheese plate? 694 00:16:40,887 --> 00:16:41,972 Hey. 695 00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:43,848 Cheese? 696 00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:45,392 Thanks. 697 00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:49,813 If you don't mind 698 00:16:48,604 --> 00:16:49,813 me asking... 699 00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:52,899 what-what is 700 00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:52,899 this all about? 701 00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:56,570 I mean, you are one of the most 702 00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:56,570 strong, independent, 703 00:16:56,695 --> 00:16:57,904 non-locking-themselves-in- 704 00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,824 a-bathroom-on-Thanksgiving 705 00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,824 people I know. 706 00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:04,578 Why-why are you so upset 707 00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:04,578 about us moving? 708 00:17:04,703 --> 00:17:07,914 Maybe I just need you guys 709 00:17:04,703 --> 00:17:07,914 more than you think. 710 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:12,419 Is this about more 711 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:12,419 than us moving? 712 00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:14,630 This is good cheese. 713 00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:16,840 Robin? 714 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:19,635 Yeah? 715 00:17:19,843 --> 00:17:22,220 Do you think I should've become 716 00:17:19,843 --> 00:17:22,220 a Ghostbuster? 717 00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:24,139 I think you made 718 00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:24,139 the right call, buddy. 719 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:28,935 Okay, Ted, I'm not gonna ask you 720 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:28,935 where Barney got this baby. 721 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,355 But do you have any idea why? 722 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,939 Well, a few nights ago, 723 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,939 we were talking... 724 00:17:33,064 --> 00:17:36,860 you know, "We hate girls, 725 00:17:33,064 --> 00:17:36,860 we wish we were gay," 726 00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:37,944 just guy stuff. 727 00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:41,699 And we kind of 728 00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:41,699 sort of decided to... 729 00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,158 adopt a baby. 730 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:44,909 Yeah, that's crazy. 731 00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:46,203 I know. 732 00:17:46,328 --> 00:17:47,204 Is it, though? 733 00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:48,205 Yes. 734 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,247 I know. 735 00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:49,873 But is it, though? 736 00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:50,874 Yes. 737 00:17:50,915 --> 00:17:53,043 Well, so what if it's crazy? 738 00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:55,253 I've been ready to meet someone 739 00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:55,253 to start a family with 740 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,464 for a long time now, 741 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,464 and I keep not meeting her. 742 00:17:57,589 --> 00:18:00,091 Barney is one of my best friends 743 00:17:57,589 --> 00:18:00,091 in the world, we rarely fight, 744 00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:02,260 and once we iron out 745 00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:02,260 the whole pet cobra thing, 746 00:18:02,386 --> 00:18:03,970 we will be amazing dads. 747 00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:05,556 Why shouldn't we try this? 748 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:06,931 When's the last time 749 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:06,931 you fed her? 750 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:09,727 She had some root beer 751 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:09,727 on the train. 752 00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:11,936 Oh, Ted. 753 00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:11,936 And I'm sorry, 754 00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:13,647 but you cannot call 755 00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:13,647 a baby Hurricane. 756 00:18:13,772 --> 00:18:15,190 Actually, her name is Sadie. 757 00:18:15,315 --> 00:18:17,484 James, what are you doing here? 758 00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:18,943 Did Barney 759 00:18:17,609 --> 00:18:18,943 not tell you 760 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:20,654 that we were coming 761 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:20,654 for Thanksgiving? 762 00:18:20,779 --> 00:18:21,905 Uh, no. 763 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:24,700 Then he probably also 764 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:24,700 did not tell you 765 00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:26,493 that he was babysitting 766 00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:26,493 our new daughter. 767 00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,453 This is your daughter? 768 00:18:28,579 --> 00:18:30,205 Oh, thank God. 769 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,998 And congratulations. 770 00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:32,957 Thanks. Come here. 771 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,001 Aw... 772 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,001 Aw... 773 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:38,672 I guess this is good-bye, 774 00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:38,672 Hurri... Sadie. 775 00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:41,049 Your name is Hurricane. 776 00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:41,049 Don't ever forget it. 777 00:18:43,427 --> 00:18:44,969 Go with him. Go on. 778 00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,179 Come here. 779 00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:46,179 That a girl. 780 00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:48,390 Hey, Ted, 781 00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:50,350 I overheard 782 00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:50,350 your little speech. 783 00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:51,602 It's not crazy. 784 00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:53,645 About ten years ago, 785 00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:56,565 my best friend and I 786 00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:56,565 nearly did the same thing. 787 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:59,943 She was single, I was single, 788 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:59,943 we both wanted a family. 789 00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:01,986 It made sense. 790 00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:03,572 But now? 791 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:07,075 Every day, we thank our lucky 792 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:07,075 stars that we didn't do it. 793 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,578 'Cause what she found 794 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,578 with her husband 795 00:19:09,703 --> 00:19:10,621 and what I found 796 00:19:09,703 --> 00:19:10,621 with mine... 797 00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:13,707 it was worth the wait. 798 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,960 Hurricane's 799 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,960 a cool name. 800 00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:19,797 Isn't it, Tom? 801 00:19:19,963 --> 00:19:20,964 The pet store 802 00:19:19,963 --> 00:19:20,964 was closer, 803 00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:23,216 so I just got her 804 00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:23,216 some wee-wee pads. 805 00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:24,718 Oh, I also got this. 806 00:19:24,843 --> 00:19:26,595 It's beef-flavored 807 00:19:24,843 --> 00:19:26,595 and it's good for her teeth. 808 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,681 James! Tom! Hey! 809 00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,266 Lily... 810 00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:32,643 did you get 811 00:19:31,391 --> 00:19:32,643 the e-mail 812 00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:35,270 that I sent you 813 00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:35,270 about inviting 814 00:19:35,395 --> 00:19:37,648 James and Tom 815 00:19:35,395 --> 00:19:37,648 to Thanksgiving? 816 00:19:37,773 --> 00:19:39,691 I sent it to your CompuServe. 817 00:19:37,773 --> 00:19:39,691 That's your main one, right? 818 00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:42,110 Happy Thanksgiving, bro. 819 00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,279 Thanks. Hi. 820 00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,279 Hey! 821 00:19:45,405 --> 00:19:47,240 Let's go sit down. 822 00:19:47,365 --> 00:19:47,741 Hi. 823 00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:51,745 All right, 824 00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:51,745 you got me. 825 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:53,288 James is my baby guy. 826 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,541 But these past three hours... 827 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,541 magical, right? 828 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,127 We can do this! 829 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,127 Say we can do this. 830 00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:00,754 We can't do this. 831 00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:02,297 Sorry, dude. 832 00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:04,758 We got to wait 833 00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:04,758 for the real thing... 834 00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:07,135 no matter how tough it gets. 835 00:20:09,471 --> 00:20:11,431 It gets pretty tough. 836 00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:13,141 I know it does, buddy. 837 00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:17,187 I have some time 838 00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:17,187 before dinner, right? 839 00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:19,314 I'm going to go... 840 00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:19,314 I'm gonna take a little walk. 841 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:21,065 All right. All right. 842 00:20:23,861 --> 00:20:24,736 God. 843 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,661 Hi. 844 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,661 Hey. 845 00:20:40,794 --> 00:20:43,004 Are we still friends? 846 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:44,882 Hope so. 847 00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:47,885 Good. 848 00:20:48,009 --> 00:20:49,594 'Cause get this. 849 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,763 Ted almost adopted a baby. 850 00:20:51,889 --> 00:20:55,058 Crazy, right? 851 00:20:55,183 --> 00:20:56,226 Poor guy's going 852 00:20:55,183 --> 00:20:56,226 through some stuff. 853 00:20:56,351 --> 00:20:58,937 He actually tried 854 00:20:56,351 --> 00:20:58,937 to rope me into it. 855 00:20:59,062 --> 00:21:00,689 Can you imagine me 856 00:20:59,062 --> 00:21:00,689 being someone's dad? 857 00:21:00,814 --> 00:21:10,814 I'm pregnant.