1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:04,452 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:04,452 Where are Marshall and Lily? 3 00:00:04,577 --> 00:00:06,454 Something terrible 4 00:00:04,577 --> 00:00:06,454 happened. 5 00:00:06,579 --> 00:00:08,122 Are they okay? 6 00:00:06,579 --> 00:00:08,122 Are they in the hospital? 7 00:00:08,247 --> 00:00:09,415 No. 8 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:12,460 Somewhere much... much worse. 9 00:00:12,585 --> 00:00:13,711 Long Island! 10 00:00:13,836 --> 00:00:16,213 Tonight, we're moving 11 00:00:13,836 --> 00:00:16,213 out there for good. 12 00:00:16,338 --> 00:00:18,841 Yeah. Here are your spare 13 00:00:16,338 --> 00:00:18,841 keys to our new house. 14 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:21,093 Long Island? 15 00:00:21,218 --> 00:00:22,553 I don't understand. 16 00:00:22,678 --> 00:00:23,888 You can get spray tans here. 17 00:00:24,013 --> 00:00:25,681 I never let myself 18 00:00:25,807 --> 00:00:27,850 believe this day 19 00:00:25,807 --> 00:00:27,850 would really come. 20 00:00:27,976 --> 00:00:29,268 It's like when 21 00:00:27,976 --> 00:00:29,268 they canceled 22 00:00:29,393 --> 00:00:31,395 Party of Five 23 00:00:29,393 --> 00:00:31,395 for the second time. 24 00:00:32,605 --> 00:00:36,442 I mean when they... 25 00:00:32,605 --> 00:00:36,442 canceled sports. 26 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:39,153 Guys, we'll still see 27 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:39,153 each other all the time, 28 00:00:39,278 --> 00:00:40,404 and we'll talk 29 00:00:39,278 --> 00:00:40,404 on the phone. 30 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:41,906 And I know people say 31 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:41,906 that having kids means 32 00:00:42,031 --> 00:00:44,283 you won't see your 33 00:00:42,031 --> 00:00:44,283 friends anymore, but... 34 00:00:44,408 --> 00:00:45,701 Oh, God, this is 35 00:00:44,408 --> 00:00:45,701 good-bye, isn't it? 36 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:47,077 No. Stop it. 37 00:00:47,202 --> 00:00:48,496 Guys, this doesn't 38 00:00:48,621 --> 00:00:49,705 change anything. 39 00:00:49,831 --> 00:00:52,875 We are only a 46-minute 40 00:00:49,831 --> 00:00:52,875 train ride away. 41 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:54,084 Just pop out 42 00:00:54,209 --> 00:00:55,503 whenever you want. 43 00:00:55,628 --> 00:00:58,297 So... I guess 44 00:00:55,628 --> 00:00:58,297 this seat is open. 45 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:02,551 I'll go get a chair. 46 00:01:03,928 --> 00:01:06,014 So that's it. 47 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:07,556 No more Marshall. 48 00:01:07,682 --> 00:01:08,599 No more Lily. 49 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:10,184 They're gone. 50 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:12,186 Which means... 51 00:01:12,269 --> 00:01:14,814 no lame married couple 52 00:01:14,939 --> 00:01:17,650 shooting down 53 00:01:14,939 --> 00:01:17,650 all my amazing ideas. 54 00:01:17,775 --> 00:01:18,776 Guys, great news. 55 00:01:18,901 --> 00:01:22,697 I'm the new leader 56 00:01:18,901 --> 00:01:22,697 of the gang! 57 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:38,880 Marshall and Lily were almost 58 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:38,880 done decorating their new home. 59 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:40,715 I like it there much better. 60 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:40,715 Yeah. 61 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,799 There was only one problem. 62 00:01:41,924 --> 00:01:43,217 Wrong! 63 00:01:43,342 --> 00:01:44,927 This can't go here. 64 00:01:45,053 --> 00:01:46,888 Kids, when he found out 65 00:01:45,053 --> 00:01:46,888 she was pregnant, 66 00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:49,515 Lily's estranged father 67 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,808 unexpectedly showed up 68 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,808 on her doorstep. 69 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:52,768 It was a gesture 70 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:52,768 she appreciated. 71 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:56,230 But after two weeks, 72 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:56,230 they'd had just about enough. 73 00:01:56,355 --> 00:01:57,398 That has to go there 74 00:01:57,523 --> 00:01:59,441 to cover up 75 00:01:57,523 --> 00:01:59,441 the splintery floorboard. 76 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:00,568 And you can't hang 77 00:02:00,693 --> 00:02:01,777 this picture here. 78 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:04,279 This isn't plaster; 79 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:04,279 it's dried toothpaste. 80 00:02:05,322 --> 00:02:08,076 Guys, you're so lucky I'm here. 81 00:02:08,242 --> 00:02:09,118 I grew up in this house. 82 00:02:09,243 --> 00:02:12,287 I know it like 83 00:02:09,243 --> 00:02:12,287 the back of my hand. 84 00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:14,916 And this lamp 85 00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:14,916 absolutely cannot be here. 86 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,084 Why not? 87 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,794 Blocks my view 88 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,794 of the Widow Rodriguez 89 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,963 doing her Jane Fonda workouts. 90 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:22,924 Isn't she 91 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:22,924 a little old, Dad? 92 00:02:23,049 --> 00:02:25,801 Oh, you didn't see her 93 00:02:23,049 --> 00:02:25,801 when I was a kid. 94 00:02:25,927 --> 00:02:29,013 In my mind, she'll always be 54. 95 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:34,894 I know he means well, but 96 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:34,894 I can't take it anymore. 97 00:02:35,019 --> 00:02:35,937 He won't leave, 98 00:02:35,019 --> 00:02:35,937 and-and he's acting 99 00:02:36,062 --> 00:02:38,731 like this is his house. 100 00:02:36,062 --> 00:02:38,731 No, I know. 101 00:02:38,856 --> 00:02:41,275 And these annoying notes 102 00:02:38,856 --> 00:02:41,275 he keeps leaving around? 103 00:02:41,316 --> 00:02:43,819 "I need absolute silence 104 00:02:41,316 --> 00:02:43,819 when practicing the drums." 105 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:46,030 "Do not touch the fudge 106 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:46,030 in my nightstand." 107 00:02:46,155 --> 00:02:49,658 "We need ant traps 108 00:02:46,155 --> 00:02:49,658 for my nightstand." 109 00:02:49,784 --> 00:02:52,120 I find myself 110 00:02:49,784 --> 00:02:52,120 hiding out here 111 00:02:52,286 --> 00:02:53,996 just because it's the only room 112 00:02:52,286 --> 00:02:53,996 in the house 113 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:55,330 where he can't boss us around. 114 00:02:55,456 --> 00:02:56,749 Great news. 115 00:02:56,874 --> 00:02:59,001 I put new batteries 116 00:02:56,874 --> 00:02:59,001 in the old intercom system. 117 00:02:59,127 --> 00:03:01,295 Now we can communicate 118 00:02:59,127 --> 00:03:01,295 at all times. 119 00:03:01,378 --> 00:03:03,338 Mickey out. 120 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:05,967 Look at what's become 121 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:05,967 of our booth. 122 00:03:06,092 --> 00:03:09,137 Looks like my old 123 00:03:06,092 --> 00:03:09,137 shop teacher's hand... 124 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:10,846 just sort of 125 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:10,846 missing something. 126 00:03:10,972 --> 00:03:13,641 Enough! 127 00:03:13,766 --> 00:03:15,893 I am sick of you two 128 00:03:13,766 --> 00:03:15,893 wallowing in sadness, 129 00:03:16,018 --> 00:03:17,686 instead of doing 130 00:03:16,018 --> 00:03:17,686 the healthy thing 131 00:03:17,812 --> 00:03:19,438 and pretending 132 00:03:17,812 --> 00:03:19,438 anyone who leaves you 133 00:03:19,563 --> 00:03:20,898 never existed 134 00:03:19,563 --> 00:03:20,898 in the first place. 135 00:03:21,023 --> 00:03:23,317 I hate to agree with Barney's 136 00:03:23,442 --> 00:03:24,443 near-paralyzing 137 00:03:23,442 --> 00:03:24,443 abandonment issues, 138 00:03:24,568 --> 00:03:25,319 but he has a point. 139 00:03:25,444 --> 00:03:26,988 You can't just stop living 140 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:27,863 because two of your friends 141 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:27,863 moved away. 142 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:30,158 Precisely. 143 00:03:30,324 --> 00:03:33,995 Now, as new group leader, 144 00:03:30,324 --> 00:03:33,995 I say we go out and do something 145 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,413 that we never would have done 146 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,413 with Marshall and Lily here. 147 00:03:36,538 --> 00:03:37,790 Ooh. 148 00:03:37,915 --> 00:03:42,795 Remember that amazing idea 149 00:03:37,915 --> 00:03:42,795 I had that one time? 150 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,464 Let's go to a strip club. 151 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,464 Nope. 152 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:47,424 So what do you say? 153 00:03:47,549 --> 00:03:50,052 Let's declare 154 00:03:47,549 --> 00:03:50,052 our independence 155 00:03:50,178 --> 00:03:53,681 with an on-da-peen dance. 156 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:57,185 On-the-peen dance. 157 00:03:57,351 --> 00:03:58,727 No, we got it. 158 00:03:57,351 --> 00:03:58,727 We got it. 159 00:03:58,853 --> 00:03:59,895 Let's go to a strip club! 160 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,147 Well... 161 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:02,397 I'm going to miss 162 00:04:01,355 --> 00:04:02,397 them anywhere. 163 00:04:02,523 --> 00:04:04,483 Might as well see some 164 00:04:02,523 --> 00:04:04,483 cans while I'm at it. 165 00:04:04,608 --> 00:04:05,776 I'll take it! 166 00:04:05,901 --> 00:04:07,361 Robin, Kevin, you in? 167 00:04:08,904 --> 00:04:10,364 Kids, early in any 168 00:04:08,904 --> 00:04:10,364 relationship, 169 00:04:10,489 --> 00:04:13,075 there's a phase where you don't 170 00:04:10,489 --> 00:04:13,075 say no to anything. 171 00:04:13,201 --> 00:04:15,870 Because you want 172 00:04:13,201 --> 00:04:15,870 to seem interesting... 173 00:04:15,995 --> 00:04:18,122 adventurous... 174 00:04:18,247 --> 00:04:19,957 and open-minded. 175 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:21,917 I call it 176 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:21,917 Early Relationship Chicken. 177 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:24,128 Well, I'm open 178 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:24,128 to anything. 179 00:04:24,253 --> 00:04:26,839 Oh, mos' def. 180 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:28,716 So... 181 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:28,716 So... 182 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:30,134 I don't want to go 183 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:30,134 to a strip club. 184 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:32,553 I don't want 185 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:32,553 to go to a strip club. 186 00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:34,847 But I don't want him 187 00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:34,847 to think I'm some prude. 188 00:04:34,972 --> 00:04:37,892 Man, we've been saying "so" 189 00:04:34,972 --> 00:04:37,892 for a while. 190 00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:39,894 Yeah! 191 00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:39,894 Yeah! 192 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:42,396 Yes! 193 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:45,024 Tonight is going 194 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:45,024 to be legen... 195 00:04:45,149 --> 00:04:47,401 Wait, are we sure it's a good 196 00:04:45,149 --> 00:04:47,401 idea to go to a strip club? 197 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:50,238 Shut up, Lily! 198 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:50,238 I'm in charge now... dary! 199 00:04:52,114 --> 00:04:54,491 I've got no 200 00:04:52,114 --> 00:04:54,491 cell reception. 201 00:04:54,616 --> 00:04:56,077 I wanted to call Ted. 202 00:04:56,202 --> 00:04:57,245 This feels weird. 203 00:04:57,411 --> 00:04:58,079 The last time I lived 204 00:04:57,411 --> 00:04:58,079 this far from him 205 00:04:58,204 --> 00:04:59,080 was my semester abroad. 206 00:04:59,205 --> 00:05:01,957 You never did a semester abroad. 207 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:03,500 That's what I called it 208 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:03,500 when we lived 209 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:05,419 on opposite sides of campus. 210 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,421 Wrong! 211 00:05:07,504 --> 00:05:09,131 Please tell me you're not 212 00:05:07,504 --> 00:05:09,131 plugging that in there. 213 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:12,176 Yes, Mickey, 214 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:12,176 that's exactly what I'm doing. 215 00:05:12,301 --> 00:05:13,969 All right, fine. 216 00:05:12,301 --> 00:05:13,969 I won't say anything. 217 00:05:14,095 --> 00:05:16,430 It's... just that 218 00:05:14,095 --> 00:05:16,430 this was my room 219 00:05:16,471 --> 00:05:17,765 when I was growing up, 220 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:19,016 so I know it a little 221 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:19,016 better than you. 222 00:05:19,141 --> 00:05:22,686 Lot of great memories here. 223 00:05:22,811 --> 00:05:25,273 Mostly just discovering my body. 224 00:05:26,315 --> 00:05:27,608 That's it. 225 00:05:27,733 --> 00:05:28,901 Mickey, since you got here, 226 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:31,279 you've been nothing 227 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:31,279 but judgmental and pushy 228 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:33,072 and strangely obsessed 229 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:33,072 with your adolescent sex life. 230 00:05:33,197 --> 00:05:35,157 Tomorrow morning, 231 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:36,491 you're out of here. 232 00:05:36,617 --> 00:05:38,994 Well, I-I've just been trying 233 00:05:36,617 --> 00:05:38,994 to help you... 234 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,537 We don't need your help! 235 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:46,085 I... 236 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:47,002 Oh, it-it's okay, baby. 237 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:49,671 It had to be done. 238 00:05:56,178 --> 00:05:57,805 Too bad the one person 239 00:05:57,930 --> 00:05:59,640 who could stop you 240 00:05:57,930 --> 00:05:59,640 from making mistakes like that 241 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,558 was told he has to move out 242 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,558 next month. 243 00:06:01,683 --> 00:06:04,145 Tomorrow! 244 00:06:01,683 --> 00:06:04,145 Tomorrow! 245 00:06:05,604 --> 00:06:07,315 Would either of you 246 00:06:05,604 --> 00:06:07,315 like a dance? 247 00:06:09,483 --> 00:06:11,652 I'm always ready to rock. 248 00:06:11,777 --> 00:06:14,488 And I'm always ready to roll. 249 00:06:14,571 --> 00:06:16,782 So... 250 00:06:14,571 --> 00:06:16,782 So... 251 00:06:16,907 --> 00:06:18,117 I'm not ready to rock. 252 00:06:18,242 --> 00:06:20,202 Rolling makes me dizzy. 253 00:06:22,288 --> 00:06:24,748 Hell, yeah! 254 00:06:22,288 --> 00:06:24,748 Yeah! 255 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:27,960 I'm buying my man a lap dance, 256 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:27,960 'cause that's just how I do! 257 00:06:28,085 --> 00:06:29,544 Party like a 258 00:06:28,085 --> 00:06:29,544 rock star! 259 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:31,672 Party like a rock star... 260 00:06:31,797 --> 00:06:33,090 Uh, hey, guys. 261 00:06:33,215 --> 00:06:34,508 It's Ted. 262 00:06:34,591 --> 00:06:36,051 Um... you're probably busy 263 00:06:34,591 --> 00:06:36,051 with the move still. 264 00:06:36,177 --> 00:06:37,511 Um... 265 00:06:37,636 --> 00:06:40,389 Give me a call 266 00:06:37,636 --> 00:06:40,389 if you want to gab. 267 00:06:40,514 --> 00:06:42,766 Sorry about using 268 00:06:40,514 --> 00:06:42,766 the word "gab." 269 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,143 Ted, stop pining 270 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,143 over Marshall and Lily. 271 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:46,145 Have some self-respect. 272 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:49,523 Now, put this fiver 273 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:49,523 in your mouth so... 274 00:06:49,606 --> 00:06:51,525 that stripper with the lazy eye 275 00:06:49,606 --> 00:06:51,525 can vacuum it up with... 276 00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:52,693 Barney! 277 00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:52,693 Wh-what? 278 00:06:52,818 --> 00:06:53,610 I'm allowed to miss them, okay? 279 00:06:53,735 --> 00:06:55,363 They're my two best friends. 280 00:06:55,529 --> 00:06:56,905 I'm your two best friends! 281 00:06:57,948 --> 00:06:59,158 And we're here tonight 282 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:01,869 to show you there's no need 283 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:01,869 to miss something 284 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:04,538 when you can replace it 285 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:04,538 with something better. 286 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:07,082 Gentlemen, say hello 287 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:07,082 to J-J-J-Jasmine! 288 00:07:19,178 --> 00:07:21,013 Remember her? 289 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:23,849 So, a while back, we discovered 290 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:23,849 the most amazing thing: 291 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:25,267 Lily had a doppelganger 292 00:07:25,393 --> 00:07:28,896 who was a Russian stripper. 293 00:07:29,021 --> 00:07:30,231 Look at her, Ted. 294 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:31,106 She's just like old, 295 00:07:31,232 --> 00:07:32,274 less-good Lily, 296 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,402 but instead of 297 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,402 bossing us around, 298 00:07:34,568 --> 00:07:35,736 she shows us her boobs. 299 00:07:35,861 --> 00:07:37,279 No touching. 300 00:07:37,405 --> 00:07:39,573 Okay, a little 301 00:07:37,405 --> 00:07:39,573 bossing us around. 302 00:07:39,698 --> 00:07:41,575 I call her Better Lily. 303 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,119 Hey, Better Lily, please 304 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,119 dance for my friend. 305 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:47,331 Barney, I don't 306 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:47,331 need a lap dance. 307 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:49,750 I need to talk 308 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:49,750 to my friends. 309 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,252 Who says you 310 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,252 can't do both? 311 00:07:51,377 --> 00:07:53,837 Talk to her. 312 00:07:51,377 --> 00:07:53,837 She's got ears. 313 00:07:53,962 --> 00:07:56,048 Yes, she does have ears. 314 00:07:56,173 --> 00:07:57,132 You want to touch my 315 00:07:56,173 --> 00:07:57,132 girlfriend's boobs? 316 00:07:57,258 --> 00:07:59,593 50 bucks. 317 00:07:59,634 --> 00:08:03,138 Wait... Better Lily 318 00:07:59,634 --> 00:08:03,138 is dating this behemoth? 319 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:05,182 Sound like anyone 320 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:05,182 you know? 321 00:08:05,307 --> 00:08:07,017 That's New Marshall. 322 00:08:08,185 --> 00:08:10,271 This is our gang now. 323 00:08:22,491 --> 00:08:24,243 Hey, guys, Ted again. 324 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:27,371 Starting to think 325 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:27,371 you forgot about me. 326 00:08:27,496 --> 00:08:29,415 Or replaced me 327 00:08:27,496 --> 00:08:29,415 with some cool neighbor. 328 00:08:29,623 --> 00:08:31,083 What's his name? 329 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:32,751 I'm totally kidding. 330 00:08:32,876 --> 00:08:34,253 Anyway, uh... 331 00:08:34,378 --> 00:08:36,213 just trying to remember 332 00:08:34,378 --> 00:08:36,213 what your faces look like. 333 00:08:36,338 --> 00:08:37,423 Ted, when they serve alcohol 334 00:08:36,338 --> 00:08:37,423 at a strip club, 335 00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:39,967 you're not allowed 336 00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:39,967 to show your vagina. 337 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:42,219 100 bucks, and you 338 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:42,219 will see the world, my friend. 339 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:45,264 They're already 340 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:45,264 ignoring my calls? 341 00:08:45,389 --> 00:08:47,057 Look, I'm realistic. 342 00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:49,643 I knew I'd have to get used 343 00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:49,643 to going to the dentist alone, 344 00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:51,479 but I didn't think 345 00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:51,479 they'd cut me out completely. 346 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:52,480 If they don't 347 00:08:52,646 --> 00:08:54,648 need us, we don't need them. 348 00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:56,400 Yes! Finally! 349 00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:58,360 By the way, did you see 350 00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:58,360 how she opened that bottle? 351 00:09:01,863 --> 00:09:03,073 Whoa. 352 00:09:03,198 --> 00:09:05,326 Lights out in the suburbs 353 00:09:03,198 --> 00:09:05,326 is... is really dark. 354 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:07,495 Where's the fuse box? 355 00:09:07,661 --> 00:09:08,829 I don't know. 356 00:09:10,038 --> 00:09:11,665 I know where it is. 357 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:15,294 Maybe I could fix it for you, 358 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:15,294 if I wasn't so busy packing. 359 00:09:15,419 --> 00:09:16,670 You know what? 360 00:09:16,795 --> 00:09:18,547 I bet the fuse box 361 00:09:16,795 --> 00:09:18,547 is in the basement. 362 00:09:18,672 --> 00:09:19,340 I'll just... I'll go 363 00:09:18,672 --> 00:09:19,340 find it myself. 364 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:21,509 How hard can it be? 365 00:09:22,926 --> 00:09:25,012 As hard as that desk 366 00:09:22,926 --> 00:09:25,012 you just walked into? 367 00:09:28,682 --> 00:09:30,017 Good burn, Mickey. 368 00:09:30,142 --> 00:09:32,353 You deserve a little 369 00:09:30,142 --> 00:09:32,353 nightstand fudge for that one. 370 00:09:32,478 --> 00:09:34,688 Where do I look? 371 00:09:34,729 --> 00:09:35,397 I mean, I can't look 372 00:09:34,729 --> 00:09:35,397 at her chest. 373 00:09:35,523 --> 00:09:37,525 Damn it! I just did. 374 00:09:37,691 --> 00:09:39,401 Maybe Robin didn't notice. 375 00:09:39,527 --> 00:09:42,196 Man, he's really up 376 00:09:39,527 --> 00:09:42,196 in those jugs. 377 00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:44,490 Shake it, baby! 378 00:09:44,698 --> 00:09:46,283 A playa's gotta play! 379 00:09:46,408 --> 00:09:47,993 This is weird. 380 00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:49,411 I'll just look her 381 00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:49,411 in the eyes. 382 00:09:49,537 --> 00:09:53,999 Is he falling in love 383 00:09:49,537 --> 00:09:53,999 with this stripper? 384 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:55,209 Quick, do something cool. 385 00:09:56,251 --> 00:09:57,545 Make it rain, son! 386 00:09:57,711 --> 00:09:59,129 Money ain't no thang! 387 00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:02,716 Damn it, 388 00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:02,716 there was a 20 in there. 389 00:10:09,348 --> 00:10:11,099 Hello, Mr. Eriksen. 390 00:10:11,225 --> 00:10:12,393 From the sound 391 00:10:11,225 --> 00:10:12,393 of the wind chimes, 392 00:10:12,518 --> 00:10:14,853 I hear you've made it 393 00:10:12,518 --> 00:10:14,853 to the first floor. 394 00:10:14,978 --> 00:10:16,980 Okay... you know what, Mickey? 395 00:10:17,105 --> 00:10:19,858 You can save the creepy 396 00:10:17,105 --> 00:10:19,858 game master routine. 397 00:10:19,983 --> 00:10:23,695 It's only kind of 398 00:10:19,983 --> 00:10:23,695 terrifying me. 399 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:26,114 Oh, but the game has just begun. 400 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,909 I call it "Try Not to Bang into 401 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,909 All the Furniture and Stuff 402 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:33,372 on Your Way to the Fuse Box 403 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:33,372 in the Basement, Marshall." 404 00:10:33,497 --> 00:10:35,749 That's just a working title. 405 00:10:35,874 --> 00:10:37,167 Hey! 406 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:40,087 Got a little boob glitter 407 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:40,087 on your eyebrow, Mac Daddy. 408 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:42,047 Straight pimpin'. 409 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:44,174 Barney, you got 410 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:44,174 a little bit, too. 411 00:10:44,299 --> 00:10:46,385 Where? 412 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,054 Did I get it? 413 00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:50,347 Yeah, you got it. 414 00:10:50,472 --> 00:10:51,014 Who needs Marshall 415 00:10:50,472 --> 00:10:51,014 and Lily? 416 00:10:51,139 --> 00:10:52,933 We got a new gang, 417 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:56,395 and we're all going to 418 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:56,395 hang out together forever. 419 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:56,978 My shift is done. 420 00:10:57,104 --> 00:10:58,939 Good-bye. 421 00:10:59,064 --> 00:11:00,774 Wait, stop! 422 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:03,068 Technically, this song's not 423 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:03,068 over, so we still own you. 424 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,028 Plus we're best friends! 425 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:07,072 Where to next? 426 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:08,782 We go to underground 427 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:08,782 poker game 428 00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:10,825 in mostly-abandoned 429 00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:10,825 insane asylum. 430 00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:12,661 Yes! 431 00:11:12,786 --> 00:11:13,912 This is gonna be awesome, 432 00:11:14,037 --> 00:11:15,830 and when it is, I want 433 00:11:14,037 --> 00:11:15,830 you all to remember 434 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:18,917 who led you there: 435 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:18,917 Barney Stinson, 436 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,919 new group leader. 437 00:11:31,388 --> 00:11:32,806 Yay! 438 00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:35,892 I'm winning all 439 00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:35,892 your chippies! 440 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:38,145 Let's not drink 441 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:38,145 when we're... 442 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:38,937 I'm thirsty; it's good. 443 00:11:39,062 --> 00:11:41,189 It's good. 444 00:11:42,941 --> 00:11:44,359 Marshall, I just remembered 445 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:47,112 I saw a box of matches 446 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:47,112 in the drawer by the trash can. 447 00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:49,239 Okay, thanks, baby. 448 00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:58,540 Lily, I can't find them. 449 00:11:58,666 --> 00:11:59,958 Looking for these? 450 00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:04,838 Oh, right, you can't see me. 451 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:08,634 Um, well, I'm burning the 452 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:08,634 matches you so desperately need. 453 00:12:12,346 --> 00:12:14,556 Aah, ooh, ow! 454 00:12:14,682 --> 00:12:16,308 Ow. 455 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,351 Hah! Oh! 456 00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:21,355 Mickey... guess who found 457 00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:21,355 the basement stairs? 458 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,732 I'll be down 459 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,732 at that fuse box in no time, 460 00:12:23,857 --> 00:12:25,900 and when I get there, 461 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:29,070 I'm sure that I'll figure out 462 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:29,070 how fuse boxes work, 463 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:30,614 so it'll be fine. 464 00:12:30,739 --> 00:12:31,657 Hey, Marshall, 465 00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:34,075 I know I've been 466 00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:34,075 messing with you, 467 00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:36,453 but seriously, 468 00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:36,453 that second step, don't... 469 00:12:36,578 --> 00:12:38,622 I don't want to hear it, Mickey. 470 00:12:43,752 --> 00:12:44,628 Oh, my knee! 471 00:12:45,754 --> 00:12:46,880 Ow! 472 00:12:46,963 --> 00:12:49,758 And watch out for my drum set. 473 00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:53,345 I win again! 474 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:54,555 I was bluffing. 475 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,431 I didn't even have enough cards. 476 00:12:59,351 --> 00:13:01,353 Ted, please stop winning. 477 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:03,021 Hey, look, it's the 478 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:03,021 New York City skyline. 479 00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:06,983 Uh, uh! 480 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:12,740 Hit it! 481 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:20,163 You know, Butterfly Knife, 482 00:13:20,288 --> 00:13:23,124 I'd expect this 483 00:13:20,288 --> 00:13:23,124 from Face Tattoo... 484 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,125 or Jagged Cheek Scar, 485 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:27,755 or Larry, 486 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:28,589 but not you. 487 00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:30,507 Why don't I get nickname? 488 00:13:30,632 --> 00:13:31,216 Because you have too 489 00:13:30,632 --> 00:13:31,216 many things, Larry. 490 00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,093 You get one thing! 491 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:42,060 See, that's why 492 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:42,060 you bring New Marshall. 493 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,069 We go to party in 494 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,069 slaughterhouse. 495 00:13:51,194 --> 00:13:52,571 You come? 496 00:13:53,321 --> 00:13:55,198 Please, God, no. 497 00:13:55,323 --> 00:14:00,328 Don't let me be in charge 498 00:13:55,323 --> 00:14:00,328 of the gang anymore. 499 00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:02,038 I can't believe Dr. Kevin 500 00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:02,038 doesn't remember me 501 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:05,250 from our sessions 502 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:05,250 three years ago. 503 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,501 Is that the lunatic 504 00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,962 that stabbed 505 00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,962 all those prison guards? 506 00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,171 We gotta hit that party! 507 00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:12,257 I'll never find love. 508 00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:14,676 We got to hit that party! 509 00:14:14,802 --> 00:14:16,804 Sweet. 510 00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:19,848 Lily? 511 00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:23,226 I think we made a mistake 512 00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:23,226 moving out to the suburbs. 513 00:14:23,351 --> 00:14:25,270 I miss our home. 514 00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:28,106 I miss our booth 515 00:14:25,395 --> 00:14:28,106 with our friends. 516 00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:33,069 And I'm pretty sure I have 517 00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:33,069 a drumstick... 518 00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:36,615 somewhere bad. 519 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,074 Dad, why are you 520 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,074 acting like this? 521 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:41,035 Well, I was just 522 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:41,035 trying to be helpful, 523 00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:43,497 but you guys want me out 524 00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:43,497 by the Fourth of July. 525 00:14:43,622 --> 00:14:44,498 Tomorrow. 526 00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:47,334 You know what 527 00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:47,334 a helpful father, 528 00:14:47,459 --> 00:14:49,878 not to mention grandfather, 529 00:14:47,459 --> 00:14:49,878 might do? 530 00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:52,213 Get these lights back on. 531 00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,429 Okay, Marshall, listen up. 532 00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,723 I'm gonna get you 533 00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,723 to that fuse box. 534 00:15:01,849 --> 00:15:04,643 Can't you just come down here 535 00:15:01,849 --> 00:15:04,643 and do it for me, please? 536 00:15:04,768 --> 00:15:06,603 I don't know anything 537 00:15:04,768 --> 00:15:06,603 about this house. 538 00:15:06,728 --> 00:15:08,021 No, Marshall... 539 00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:11,107 you don't know anything 540 00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:11,107 about your house. 541 00:15:14,528 --> 00:15:17,614 All right, we got a lot 542 00:15:14,528 --> 00:15:17,614 of work to do. 543 00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:20,200 Wait here, 544 00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:20,200 we get you 545 00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,536 on VPI list for party. 546 00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:25,163 You give us, uh, 547 00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:25,163 $200 per person. 548 00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:27,248 Cover charge. 549 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,710 That's pretty steep 550 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,710 for a cover charge. 551 00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:32,045 Is very good party. 552 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:36,800 Is party for, uh, New York 553 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:36,800 "Yunkees" and Coca-Cola. 554 00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:37,676 Oh, my God. 555 00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,260 A Coca-Cola Yankees party? 556 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,388 That sounds like a real thing. 557 00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:47,602 Okay, now, Marshall, 558 00:15:44,265 --> 00:15:47,602 take three steps forward, 559 00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:50,605 while ducking underneath 560 00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:50,605 the broken ceiling fan. 561 00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:53,066 Now look to your left 562 00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:55,068 and spit. 563 00:15:56,444 --> 00:15:57,612 That's the water heater. 564 00:15:57,738 --> 00:15:59,239 Want to stay away from that. 565 00:15:59,364 --> 00:16:03,410 That baby is hotter than the 566 00:15:59,364 --> 00:16:03,410 Widow Rodriguez in a unitard. 567 00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:07,497 Okay, now past the washer and 568 00:16:03,535 --> 00:16:07,497 dryer is the hardest part. 569 00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:10,876 You're gonna have to belly-crawl 570 00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:10,876 underneath the ping-pong table 571 00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,753 and don't so much as nudge it. 572 00:16:12,878 --> 00:16:13,962 Why not? 573 00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:16,715 Because there are 574 00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:16,715 900 dominos set up 575 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,550 in the shape of Barbara Eden. 576 00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:21,135 Big, big I Dream Of Jeannie fan. 577 00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,223 I'm clear. 578 00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:34,190 I don't know what 579 00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:34,190 that sound is, Mickey. 580 00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:36,192 That's the sound of Barbara 581 00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:36,192 Eden never banging me. 582 00:16:36,317 --> 00:16:37,318 That's what that is. 583 00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,237 Dad, get it back. 584 00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:42,490 Come on. 585 00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:44,158 Okay, Marshall, 586 00:16:44,284 --> 00:16:46,828 take three steps forward, 587 00:16:46,954 --> 00:16:48,246 and you should be 588 00:16:46,954 --> 00:16:48,246 at the fuse box. 589 00:16:48,371 --> 00:16:50,373 Do you think he made it? 590 00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:56,546 I did it! 591 00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:58,131 No, Marshall... 592 00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,258 you did it. 593 00:17:03,011 --> 00:17:04,846 Fun fact: that night inspired 594 00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:07,140 Mickey's one and only 595 00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:07,140 successful board game... 596 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:19,402 Brought to you by Aldrin Games! 597 00:17:19,527 --> 00:17:21,780 Well, judging from 598 00:17:19,527 --> 00:17:21,780 how many clients 599 00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:23,531 that hooker has serviced, 600 00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:24,324 I'd say we've been 601 00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:24,324 here almost an hour. 602 00:17:24,449 --> 00:17:27,368 Ted, we've been robbed. 603 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:30,371 Better Lily and New Marshall 604 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:30,371 would never rob us. 605 00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:32,332 They're our best friends. 606 00:17:38,005 --> 00:17:39,464 Damn it, Ted. 607 00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:42,050 New Marshall is 608 00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:42,050 an escaped zoo bear 609 00:17:42,175 --> 00:17:44,385 and the only thing that Better 610 00:17:42,175 --> 00:17:44,385 Lily is better at than our Lily 611 00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,972 is over-the-pants hand stuff. 612 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,431 I'm assuming. 613 00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:50,391 I'll admit it. 614 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,185 I can't lead this group. 615 00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:53,687 We need Marshall and Lily. 616 00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,605 But they're gone, aren't they? 617 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,231 I mean, it'll go from seeing 618 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,231 them a couple times a week, 619 00:17:57,357 --> 00:18:00,027 to a couple times a month, 620 00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:01,361 and then it'll just 621 00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:01,361 be holiday parties. 622 00:18:03,237 --> 00:18:04,238 Then the years pass, 623 00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:06,950 and you find out 624 00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:06,950 Marshall's dead, 625 00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:09,452 and you're there for Lily 626 00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:09,452 emotionally at first, 627 00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:12,747 but then it becomes sexual, 628 00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:12,747 and you feel guilty, 629 00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:15,667 but maybe that guilt just makes 630 00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:15,667 it dirtier and better... 631 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,210 No, I won't let that happen. 632 00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:18,503 Especially that last part. 633 00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:22,215 Look, I know I've been a little 634 00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:22,215 drunk and naive tonight, 635 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:23,216 but here's what's gonna happen. 636 00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:24,676 First, we're gonna leave a note 637 00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:26,720 for Better Lily and Arvydas, 638 00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:26,720 they're worriers. 639 00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:28,221 Oh, buddy. 640 00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:28,221 Then, 641 00:18:28,346 --> 00:18:30,807 we're gonna go see Only Marshall 642 00:18:28,346 --> 00:18:30,807 and One-Of-A-Kind Lily 643 00:18:30,932 --> 00:18:31,808 because they're our best friends 644 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,518 and they're only 645 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,518 46 minutes away. 646 00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:34,895 Are you with me? 647 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,230 Kind of resent the power grab, 648 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,230 but okay, let's go! 649 00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:38,439 Hey, 650 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,025 do you want to come to 651 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,025 Long Island with us? 652 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:43,611 Uh, well, still a few more 653 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:43,611 hours before the sun comes up. 654 00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:44,487 So... 655 00:18:44,612 --> 00:18:46,907 No. 656 00:18:44,612 --> 00:18:46,907 No? 657 00:18:47,032 --> 00:18:47,741 Is that bad? 658 00:18:47,866 --> 00:18:50,451 No, it's great. 659 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:52,120 Ooh, that felt so good. 660 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,371 I hate doing things 661 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,371 and going anywhere! 662 00:18:53,496 --> 00:18:55,498 Oh, new experiences suck! 663 00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:59,044 While we're at it, 664 00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:59,044 I hate high-fiving you! 665 00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:00,253 I know. 666 00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:01,629 We're adults who are 667 00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:01,629 sleeping together, 668 00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:02,463 not teens pledging a frat. 669 00:19:07,552 --> 00:19:11,765 Oh, man, I really 670 00:19:07,552 --> 00:19:11,765 liked the high-five. 671 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:15,894 The next morning, Marshall 672 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:15,894 and Lily woke up to a surprise. 673 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:25,028 Hey, what are... what 674 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:25,028 are you guys doing here? 675 00:19:25,153 --> 00:19:29,323 Just wanted to make 676 00:19:25,153 --> 00:19:29,323 sure this key worked. 677 00:19:29,449 --> 00:19:31,659 We missed you. 678 00:19:31,785 --> 00:19:33,703 Give mama a hug. 679 00:19:35,163 --> 00:19:36,873 Oh... 680 00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:38,666 Don't check your voicemail. 681 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,334 Y-You might have 682 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,334 a couple weird ones. 683 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,295 You hear this? 684 00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:44,297 This is the sound 685 00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:44,297 of me moving on. 686 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:52,430 Yeah, I'm a stripper. 687 00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:55,433 Okay, who wants pancakes? 688 00:19:57,685 --> 00:20:00,521 Which two of you want pancakes? 689 00:20:00,647 --> 00:20:01,856 I'll make more. 690 00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:02,774 Oh, good-good-good, 691 00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:02,774 'cause I want pancakes. 692 00:20:02,899 --> 00:20:03,858 There you go. 693 00:20:03,984 --> 00:20:05,193 Thank you, okay. 694 00:20:05,318 --> 00:20:06,486 Enjoy them. 695 00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:07,403 Hey, honey, look, 696 00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:09,781 I'm sorry I was a jerk before. 697 00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:12,200 Okay? I'll leave 698 00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:12,200 right after breakfast. 699 00:20:12,325 --> 00:20:13,868 I'll crash with some friends. 700 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:14,452 Dad, you know what? 701 00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:16,496 You can stay. 702 00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:17,164 Oh, thank God. 703 00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:18,498 I got no friends. 704 00:20:18,623 --> 00:20:20,500 I'll be here two weeks, tops. 705 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,586 It wasn't two weeks. 706 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,297 Would the five 707 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,297 of us always live 708 00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:28,091 within a few minutes 709 00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:28,091 of that booth? 710 00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:30,218 No, that's life, kids, 711 00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:30,218 but here's what I discovered. 712 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:38,601 Our booth was wherever 713 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:38,601 the five of us were together. 714 00:20:42,605 --> 00:20:43,439 That's right, Widow Rodriguez. 715 00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:45,566 Stretch it. 716 00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:46,400 Work those gams. 717 00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:49,237 Ooh, yeah. 718 00:20:49,362 --> 00:20:50,864 Grab that left arm. 719 00:20:50,989 --> 00:20:53,241 Clutch that chest. 720 00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:54,951 Fall down really fast. 721 00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:58,705 Oh, my God! 722 00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:58,705 Somebody call 911!