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Dad, we need to talk.

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Is it about the bees?

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Bees?

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We're throwing

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a housewarming party

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in two weeks.

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Oh.

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It's gonna be friends,

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neighbors...

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Did he say...

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did he say "bees"?

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Yeah. Marshall's been working

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very long hours lately,

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so I have been planning

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this whole party by myself,

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and everything's in place:

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the food, the wine.

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I even found a rare

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Gouda on the Internet.

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Oh.

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Getting back

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to these bees...

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Bottom line: this party

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is very important to me,

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so I can only assume...

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and I say this with love...

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you're gonna ruin it.

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Lily, I promise I won't ruin

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your party.

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I'll be charming and convivial.

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A regular Burt Reynolds.

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You have absolutely nothing

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to worry about.

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Tell us about the bees!

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Well, all right,

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since you asked.

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I'm starting up a business

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cultivating all-organic,

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artisanal honey.

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That's right,

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I'm a job creator.

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Oh.

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So this party...

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Oh, Lily, wait.

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Um, if you don't mind,

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I just,

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I have one follow-up.

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Where are you doing

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this exactly?

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Downstairs... there's 10,000 bees

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in the basement.

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Why would you even say

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that? It's the most ridic...

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Happy housewarming!

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Hey, guys.

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Robin here has spent

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all day learning

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how to make kugel.

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Couldn't figure it out...

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this is from Zabar's.

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Can we heat it up

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in your oven?

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Faster than heating it up

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in the refrigerator.

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I've had a few cocktails.

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I got it.

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Take that.

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Kids, someday

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you're gonna throw a party,

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and you might find yourself

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worrying

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if something's gonna go wrong.

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Well, don't.

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What you should worry about

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is everything going wrong.

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And what's really scary

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is how quickly that can happen.

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At Lily and Marshall's

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housewarming party

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for instance,

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it only took five minutes.

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Now, a lot happened

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in those five minutes.

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You know what? I'm gonna take

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this room by room.

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We'll start in the living room.

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Oh, no,

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that's not what you want.

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What?

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Oh, nothing.

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So, you think

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this is going pretty well?

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Baby, are you kidding?

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You single-handedly pulled off

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the party of the year.

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Oh, stop it.

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I used both hands.

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So, what can I do to help?

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Honey, this is your first night

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off in however long.

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You just relax and keep knocking

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back those cocktails.

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Mr. Cootes.

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Hey, isn't it nice

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to finally have a night off?

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It is.

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But tonight is not that night.

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We're going back to the office

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in 45 minutes.

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But, sir, this is

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our housewarming party.

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You know,

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Mother Earth is also having

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a "housewarming" party, too,

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only hers ends with humankind

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at the bottom of a rising ocean,

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passing through the digestive

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tract of a stingray.

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By the way,

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it's a lovely home.

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Mr. Cootes,

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I know you're a vegan, so I, uh,

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I got some vegan spring rolls

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for you over there.

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Oh, nummies!

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You're going

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back to work?

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Sheez, Marshall,

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you are as busy as a...

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Oh, gosh,

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what are you as busy as?

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Please don't talk about

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the bees.

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I was gonna say Nicolas Cage.

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That guy is in everything.

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Let's just put on some music.

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I'll, uh, I'll bring out

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the Gouda,

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we'll open a couple bottles

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of wine...

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that are in the basement.

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All right, I'll get

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my beekeeper's suit.

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You should be happy

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about the bees.

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They're keeping

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the mice at bay.

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We have mice?

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Not with all these bees

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flying around, we don't.

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You're welcome.

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Ted, baby Gouda's

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coming out. Look alive.

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Are you a vegan?

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What?

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Ooh-ee!

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Kitchen, now.

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I can't believe that he's

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making us go to work tonight.

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Are... you... a... vegan?

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Um, no.

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Uh-huh.

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And when you were shoveling

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the spring rolls down your

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gullet, did you happen to notice

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a little sign next

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to the plate marked "Vegan"?

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I think there's

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been some mistake.

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You could have had anything

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on that table!

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Anything at all!

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Mini pizzas,

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bacon-wrapped figs,

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pigs in blankets.

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There was even talk

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of an inbound Gouda!

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But no, no, you had to have

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the one thing

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that someone with my dietary

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preferences can eat.

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Look, I didn't eat

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the spring rolls.

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Liar!

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Your breath reeks of shredded

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carrots and deceit!

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Okay, okay, maybe I did eat

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your precious spring rolls.

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Oh...

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What are you gonna do

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about it, hippie?

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It's fine.

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Everything's fine.

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Young man,

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are you suggesting

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fisticuffs...

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as in with our fists?

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And feet...

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I'm a kicker.

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Well, well, looks like

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I just started eating

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white meat again.

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I will bite and scratch

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you like a wolverine.

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May I warn you,

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I have been in

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a fight before.

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So have I... sort of.

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Oh, God.

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Mr. Cootes. Hi.

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Did you see that we had

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hummus and veggies?

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There's hummus and veggies?

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Over there.

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Hey, I'm not gonna let that guy

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push me around.

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I believe it was Sun Tzu

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who wrote, "Never give up.

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Never surrender."

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Shut up, Ted.

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Okay.

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For God's sake, Lily,

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you're pregnant.

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For God's sake, Ted,

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Lily's pregnant.

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Oh, man.

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Sorry about that.

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I don't need

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this right now, Ted.

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I shouldn't do this.

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I shouldn't do this.

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What?

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This is a bad idea.

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This is a bad idea!

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What is?

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I should just go.

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I should just go!

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Okay, okay, just tell me

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what is going on.

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I love my penis, Robin.

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Oh, Barney, you promised.

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I do! I love it!

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If I could kiss it, I would.

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I'd be lying if I told you

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I hadn't tried.

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I'm not comfortable

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with this conversation.

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Oh, come on, Robin, it's my

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penis we're talking about.

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You've seen her...

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she's magnificent.

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She?

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Every penis is a girl, Robin.

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Everyone knows that.

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Like... ships and lake monsters.

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And Gouda!

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She's a beauta.

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Oh, Gouda.

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Well, I'll be back.

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Most of me, anyway.

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Don't eat that.

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What?

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Whoops! Oh, it's ruined.

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It's not ruined.

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Ten second rule.

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Eight, nine, ten,

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and it's ruined.

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This whole party's

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ruined.

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I got a basement

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full of bees,

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and Ted almost got into a fight

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with Mr. Cootes.

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Lily, look around.

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Everyone's having

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an amazing time.

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It's a great party.

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Okay, maybe it's not

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a total disaster.

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What the hell was that?

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So that's what happened

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in the living room.

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Now I'm gonna tell you what

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happened in the dining room.

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Oh, no, that's not

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what you want.

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Man, I can't believe

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these are vegan.

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I've had, like, 20 of 'em.

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I should get the name

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of this caterer.

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It's my kitten's

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Bat Mitzvah next week.

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She's finally

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becoming a cat.

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Oh, God, you are crazy.

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00:07:54,089 --> 00:07:56,175
About cats.

298
00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,802
Cats are so honest and real

299
00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,802
with their affections.

300
00:07:58,927 --> 00:08:01,055
Ever since my divorce,

301
00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,597
it's just been one liar

302
00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,597
after another.

303
00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:06,060
That's why it's so refreshing

304
00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:06,060
to meet someone honest like you,

305
00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:08,854
Special Agent Gary Powers.

306
00:08:08,979 --> 00:08:10,356
Listen...

307
00:08:10,564 --> 00:08:13,901
I think we can agree

308
00:08:10,564 --> 00:08:13,901
there's something here.

309
00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:16,028
Something big...

310
00:08:16,153 --> 00:08:19,907
that looks

311
00:08:16,153 --> 00:08:19,907
and probably feels real.

312
00:08:20,908 --> 00:08:22,576
Maybe...

313
00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,161
we can go back

314
00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,161
to your place.

315
00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:27,122
I can't ask you to delay

316
00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:27,122
intercepting those asteroids.

317
00:08:27,248 --> 00:08:29,583
I do need to intercept

318
00:08:27,248 --> 00:08:29,583
those asteroids.

319
00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,252
I think we need

320
00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,252
to have sex right now.

321
00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:35,589
Meet me in the upstairs guest

322
00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:35,589
bedroom in two minutes.

323
00:08:38,426 --> 00:08:40,677
I'm just looking

324
00:08:38,426 --> 00:08:40,677
for the vegan spring rolls.

325
00:08:40,802 --> 00:08:42,137
Last one, sorry.

326
00:08:42,263 --> 00:08:43,597
Two minutes.

327
00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:45,974
How can they all be gone?

328
00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:45,974
The party just started.

329
00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,101
I know, right?

330
00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,437
Let's just put on

331
00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,437
some music.

332
00:08:51,188 --> 00:08:53,482
I'll, uh, I'll bring out

333
00:08:51,188 --> 00:08:53,482
the Gouda,

334
00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:54,733
we'll open a couple of bottles

335
00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:54,733
of wine...

336
00:08:54,858 --> 00:08:57,194
that are in the basement.

337
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,612
Some jerk was just here.

338
00:08:58,737 --> 00:08:59,738
And he was all, like,

339
00:08:59,863 --> 00:09:01,449
"I can't believe

340
00:08:59,863 --> 00:09:01,449
these are vegan.

341
00:09:01,615 --> 00:09:02,866
I've had, like, 20 of 'em."

342
00:09:02,991 --> 00:09:05,827
Point me into the direction

343
00:09:02,991 --> 00:09:05,827
of this scoundrel.

344
00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:07,788
Um... it was

345
00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:07,788
that guy.

346
00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:11,459
Ted, baby Gouda's

347
00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:11,459
coming out. Look alive.

348
00:09:12,626 --> 00:09:16,630
Lily, these spring rolls...

349
00:09:12,626 --> 00:09:16,630
ooh-ee!

350
00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:18,048
Kitchen, now.

351
00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:21,969
I can't believe that he's

352
00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:21,969
making us go to work tonight.

353
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,804
I mean, I think it's time

354
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,804
that somebody took him aside

355
00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:26,014
and told him this is not

356
00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:26,014
how you treat your staff.

357
00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,226
Well, I'm sort of busy

358
00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,226
with the party right now.

359
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,479
Fine. I'll do it myself.

360
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,479
But he's gonna scream at me,

361
00:09:31,645 --> 00:09:33,063
and you know that I can't

362
00:09:31,645 --> 00:09:33,063
stand up to screaming.

363
00:09:33,188 --> 00:09:35,316
Just go talk to him!

364
00:09:33,188 --> 00:09:35,316
I think I should go talk to him.

365
00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:39,445
Barney...

366
00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:39,445
Ah, Lily,

367
00:09:39,653 --> 00:09:40,737
Ted ate all of the spring rolls.

368
00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,740
You could have had

369
00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,740
anything on that table!

370
00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:47,328
Mini pizzas,

371
00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:47,328
bacon-wrapped figs,

372
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,537
pigs in blankets.

373
00:09:48,662 --> 00:09:51,499
There was even talk

374
00:09:48,662 --> 00:09:51,499
of an inbound Gouda!

375
00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,459
Robin. Okay, listen,

376
00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,459
I need your help.

377
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,669
I'm about to get in

378
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,669
a screaming match with my boss,

379
00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:57,045
and I'm not good at getting

380
00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:57,045
screamed at,

381
00:09:57,171 --> 00:09:58,088
so I need you to warm me up.

382
00:09:58,213 --> 00:10:00,674
How?

383
00:09:58,213 --> 00:10:00,674
I want you to scream at me.

384
00:10:00,674 --> 00:10:02,717
You know, like you do

385
00:10:00,674 --> 00:10:02,717
to strangers on the street

386
00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:03,885
at the slightest provocation.

387
00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:05,513
I don't do that.

388
00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:06,972
Come on, lay some of that

389
00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:06,972
classic Scherbatsky

390
00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:08,640
mean son of a bitch on me.

391
00:10:08,765 --> 00:10:11,059
Treat me like I'm a Girl Scout

392
00:10:08,765 --> 00:10:11,059
trying to sell you cookies.

393
00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,145
Four dollars a box

394
00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,145
and you're out of Thin Mints?

395
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:16,648
You green little...!

396
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:16,648
I don't do that!

397
00:10:16,773 --> 00:10:18,066
Come on, scream at me.

398
00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:20,277
Like that.

399
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,653
It's fine.

400
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,653
Everything's fine.

401
00:10:21,778 --> 00:10:22,988
Marshall, there is plenty

402
00:10:21,778 --> 00:10:22,988
of stuff

403
00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:24,990
that I don't get mad about,

404
00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:28,076
like the fact that you're

405
00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:28,076
serving pigs in blankets

406
00:10:28,202 --> 00:10:29,911
without hot mustard.

407
00:10:30,037 --> 00:10:32,914
I'm not the type of person

408
00:10:30,037 --> 00:10:32,914
to be driven crazy by a host

409
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,376
who refuses to provide

410
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,376
delicious hot mustard

411
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,211
in which to dip

412
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,211
my pigs in blankets!

413
00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:39,296
I'm the type of girl who...

414
00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:39,296
keeps her cool.

415
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,131
Who keeps her cool.

416
00:10:42,132 --> 00:10:45,302
Wait. Whoa, baby,

417
00:10:42,132 --> 00:10:45,302
are you okay?

418
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,513
Of course.

419
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,513
This party is great.

420
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:50,015
I am handling this.

421
00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:50,015
Oh, God.

422
00:10:53,477 --> 00:10:55,396
No...

423
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,730
Hummus and veggies?

424
00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:59,358
I'm looking for

425
00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:59,358
hummus and veggies.

426
00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:02,069
Robin, can I talk to you about

427
00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:02,069
something very dear to me?

428
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,111
Promise me this isn't

429
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,111
about your penis.

430
00:11:03,237 --> 00:11:06,323
I promise it isn't

431
00:11:03,237 --> 00:11:06,323
about my penis.

432
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,824
I'm sorry.

433
00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:12,079
Excuse me, sir, could I talk

434
00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:12,079
to you in the kitchen?

435
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:20,504
Sorry about that.

436
00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:22,047
I don't need this

437
00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:22,047
right now, Ted.

438
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,592
I swear, if there's

439
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,592
one more crisis...

440
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,468
Well, the bees

441
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,468
escaped their enclosure,

442
00:11:26,594 --> 00:11:29,096
but no reason

443
00:11:26,594 --> 00:11:29,096
to "bee" concerned.

444
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,891
No, there is,

445
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,891
we're in big trouble.

446
00:11:33,016 --> 00:11:34,768
What is that smell?

447
00:11:34,851 --> 00:11:36,019
Oh, I doused my suit

448
00:11:34,851 --> 00:11:36,019
with kerosene.

449
00:11:36,144 --> 00:11:38,772
All beekeepers do this.

450
00:11:38,813 --> 00:11:39,898
Dad, just take off

451
00:11:38,813 --> 00:11:39,898
the suit right now.

452
00:11:40,023 --> 00:11:41,650
All right, fine.

453
00:11:41,775 --> 00:11:43,402
Every 30 seconds,

454
00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,779
there's another crisis

455
00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,779
that needs to be dealt with

456
00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:47,281
and I have

457
00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:47,281
to deal with it.

458
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,908
This is... Oh, God.

459
00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:51,785
This is parenthood, isn't it?

460
00:11:51,826 --> 00:11:52,411
So they say.

461
00:11:52,536 --> 00:11:54,496
Okay, it's official.

462
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:55,914
I thought I could do it,

463
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:55,914
but I can't.

464
00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:58,333
No, Marshall's always at work.

465
00:11:58,459 --> 00:11:59,460
He's got to go back tonight.

466
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,128
And I don't know

467
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,128
if I can handle a life

468
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:04,214
that's just one crisis

469
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:04,214
after another.

470
00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:06,508
Lily, listen to me. I'm gonna

471
00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:06,508
give you a little piece of...

472
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:07,008
Gouda!

473
00:12:07,134 --> 00:12:08,009
God.

474
00:12:08,135 --> 00:12:10,679
Crisis?

475
00:12:08,135 --> 00:12:10,679
Crisis.

476
00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:14,182
Don't eat that.

477
00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:14,182
Whoops!

478
00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:14,182
What?

479
00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,517
Gouda's out, Ted.

480
00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,517
Don't sleep on the Gouda.

481
00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:17,018
Wouldn't dream of it.

482
00:12:17,144 --> 00:12:18,604
So Lily told me you have to go

483
00:12:17,144 --> 00:12:18,604
back to work tonight?

484
00:12:18,812 --> 00:12:20,272
No, I don't have to go

485
00:12:18,812 --> 00:12:20,272
back to work tonight.

486
00:12:20,397 --> 00:12:21,815
Mr. Cootes and I

487
00:12:20,397 --> 00:12:21,815
came to an understanding.

488
00:12:21,898 --> 00:12:23,066
But, hey, what's going on

489
00:12:21,898 --> 00:12:23,066
with Robin?

490
00:12:23,191 --> 00:12:24,901
I called her

491
00:12:23,191 --> 00:12:24,901
a mean son of a bitch

492
00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:26,194
and she took it all weird.

493
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:26,945
She did?

494
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:26,945
Yeah.

495
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:28,071
Crazy, right?

496
00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:30,616
Hey, buddy.

497
00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,409
Best housewarming

498
00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,409
party ever.

499
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,994
Everybody's abuzz.

500
00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:36,371
Abuzz.

501
00:12:36,497 --> 00:12:37,205
Oh, good one, Mickey.

502
00:12:37,331 --> 00:12:39,207
But, hey, you're right.

503
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,126
Great party.

504
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:51,136
What the hell

505
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:51,136
was that?

506
00:12:57,392 --> 00:12:59,269
And that's what happened

507
00:12:57,392 --> 00:12:59,269
in the dining room.

508
00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:02,356
Now I'm gonna tell you

509
00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:02,356
what happened in the kitchen.

510
00:13:03,106 --> 00:13:06,026
Oh, no, that's not

511
00:13:03,106 --> 00:13:06,026
what you want.

512
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:09,279
Man, I can't believe

513
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:09,279
these are vegan.

514
00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:10,572
Back to our fight?

515
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:12,115
Back to our fight.

516
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,284
I cannot believe you screamed

517
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,284
at that woman at Zabar's.

518
00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:15,869
She was trying to cut in line.

519
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,078
She was gonna get

520
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,078
the last kugel.

521
00:13:17,204 --> 00:13:18,372
She was 90 years old.

522
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,582
It was probably gonna be

523
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,582
her last kugel.

524
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,334
Sometimes in life,

525
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,334
you have to be assertive

526
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:23,669
and stand up for yourself.

527
00:13:23,877 --> 00:13:24,586
You called her a whore.

528
00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:26,463
Who wears that much makeup?

529
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,381
Old ladies!

530
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,466
Who take money for sex. Exactly.

531
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,052
Look, I'm sorry.

532
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,763
If I would've left things

533
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,763
in your dainty, lily-white,

534
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,682
never-ripped-

535
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,682
an-old-lady's-wig-off hands,

536
00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:38,600
we would be kugel-free

537
00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:38,600
right now.

538
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,185
Oh, so, what, I'm too nice?

539
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,770
You never stand up for yourself.

540
00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:44,314
Remember that sixth grader

541
00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:44,314
who kept stealing your lunch?

542
00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:47,067
High school was

543
00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:47,067
a tough time for me, okay?

544
00:13:47,192 --> 00:13:48,902
And that girl was muscular.

545
00:13:48,943 --> 00:13:50,362
Forearms like Popeye.

546
00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:51,446
How do you even know about that?

547
00:13:51,572 --> 00:13:54,282
Marshall told me.

548
00:13:51,572 --> 00:13:54,282
He also said that

549
00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:55,909
you had your mom stop making

550
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,244
peanut butter

551
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,244
and jelly sandwiches

552
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,579
because of that girl's

553
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,579
nut allergy.

554
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,914
I didn't want to add

555
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,914
to her health problems.

556
00:14:00,997 --> 00:14:02,040
She was already in a wheelchair.

557
00:14:02,165 --> 00:14:03,917
Okay, so what?

558
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:06,670
I would rather be nice

559
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:06,670
than be like you,

560
00:14:06,795 --> 00:14:08,255
always getting in fights

561
00:14:06,795 --> 00:14:08,255
about stuff

562
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,798
that's not even worth

563
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,798
fighting about.

564
00:14:09,923 --> 00:14:11,091
Disagree.

565
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,510
It's like Sun Tzu wrote

566
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,510
in The Art of War,

567
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,596
"Never give up.

568
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,596
Never surrender."

569
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,264
That was Tim Allen

570
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,264
in Galaxy Quest.

571
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,432
Whatever, dude.

572
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,517
Your problem is any time

573
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,517
you're faced with

574
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,603
the least bit of confrontation,

575
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,603
you run away.

576
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,105
Oh, I run away

577
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,105
from confrontation?

578
00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:31,194
Ted, baby Gouda's

579
00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:31,194
coming out.

580
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,529
Look alive.

581
00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:35,699
Whoops.

582
00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:35,699
Son of a...!

583
00:14:35,824 --> 00:14:37,200
I'm sorry.

584
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:38,159
Maybe that was my fault.

585
00:14:38,285 --> 00:14:40,036
You think?

586
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:41,663
You're right in my snack track.

587
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,248
Hey, nice

588
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,248
beekeeper suit.

589
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:47,043
Do you know that, uh,

590
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:47,043
most bees are left-handed?

591
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,671
Did you know bees hate

592
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:49,671
the smell of kerosene?

593
00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,256
I knew that.

594
00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,256
Geez, what do you think,

595
00:14:51,381 --> 00:14:52,257
this is my first day

596
00:14:51,381 --> 00:14:52,257
as a beekeeper?

597
00:14:53,383 --> 00:14:55,135
Nice. Oh.

598
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:58,513
Is that true about

599
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:58,513
bees and kerosene?

600
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,056
I don't know.

601
00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:01,600
Barney...

602
00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:02,601
Ah, Lily,

603
00:15:02,726 --> 00:15:04,978
Ted ate all of the spring rolls.

604
00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:06,605
Barney, that woman

605
00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:06,605
you were talking to,

606
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:07,648
our neighbor Geraldine,

607
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,107
some guy

608
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,107
slept with her

609
00:15:09,232 --> 00:15:12,277
and didn't call her,

610
00:15:09,232 --> 00:15:12,277
so she hunted him down

611
00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:16,197
and cut off a certain part of

612
00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:16,197
his anatomy with a cheese knife.

613
00:15:18,074 --> 00:15:18,992
So, whatever you do,

614
00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:20,201
don't sleep with her.

615
00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:24,414
It's funny, she is,

616
00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:24,414
um, waiting for me

617
00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:26,207
in the guest bedroom right now.

618
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,168
Oh, God! Oh, God!

619
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:29,753
That was the idea,

620
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:29,753
but now forget it!

621
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:32,005
Barney, this is a disaster.

622
00:15:32,046 --> 00:15:34,215
I swear, if there

623
00:15:32,046 --> 00:15:34,215
is one...

624
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,551
It's fine. Everything's fine.

625
00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:37,886
Hey, ten second

626
00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:37,886
rule, right?

627
00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:42,432
It's fine.

628
00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:42,432
Everything's fine.

629
00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:44,893
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

630
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:46,645
I know you're pregnant, but

631
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:46,645
you need a glass of wine.

632
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:49,397
I got that cheese off

633
00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:49,397
the Internet.

634
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:50,691
I know you got it

635
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:50,691
off the Internet.

636
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,025
Why does that

637
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,025
make it impressive?

638
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:54,152
You know what else you can find

639
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:54,152
on the Internet?

640
00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:54,903
Zoo animals masturbating.

641
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:56,780
There's one of a walrus.

642
00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:58,699
He's...

643
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,034
Oh.

644
00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:15,089
No...

645
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:20,220
Excuse me, sir, could I talk

646
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:20,220
to you in the kitchen?

647
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:32,816
Mr. Cootes, I am not

648
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:32,816
going back to work tonight.

649
00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:34,651
Oh, no, she didn't

650
00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:34,651
just say that.

651
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,362
Mickey, could we just

652
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,362
have a minute?

653
00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:38,822
Oh, yeah. Sure.

654
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:44,953
Marshall, look, I know

655
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:44,953
when you started with this firm,

656
00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:46,663
it was all fun and games.

657
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,666
The office chair races

658
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,666
were particularly spirited.

659
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:53,754
Until, of course,

660
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:53,754
Gail went down the stairs.

661
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,589
But for one brief moment,

662
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,966
boy, did she fly.

663
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:02,178
I'm not here, I'm not here.

664
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:04,598
Mr. Cootes, you're working

665
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:04,598
yourself to death.

666
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,892
Just cut loose a little.

667
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,477
Have a beer, find a hobby.

668
00:17:09,603 --> 00:17:11,354
Look, son, it's very simple.

669
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:14,107
Um, Mother Earth

670
00:17:11,479 --> 00:17:14,107
doesn't get a night off.

671
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:15,400
Neither do you.

672
00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:16,777
Well, then I quit.

673
00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:23,116
And I don't know

674
00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:23,116
if I can handle a life

675
00:17:23,199 --> 00:17:25,118
that's just one crisis

676
00:17:23,199 --> 00:17:25,118
after another.

677
00:17:25,159 --> 00:17:27,287
Lily, listen to me. I'm gonna

678
00:17:25,159 --> 00:17:27,287
give you a little piece of...

679
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:27,996
Gouda!

680
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:28,914
Maybe he's right.

681
00:17:29,122 --> 00:17:31,833
Maybe I do

682
00:17:29,122 --> 00:17:31,833
need a hobby.

683
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,668
Well, hey,

684
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,668
how about beekeeping?

685
00:17:33,794 --> 00:17:36,671
Me? No. I-I don't know the

686
00:17:33,794 --> 00:17:36,671
first thing about bees.

687
00:17:36,797 --> 00:17:38,840
You want to know a secret?

688
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,216
Neither do I.

689
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:42,594
It's not a secret.

690
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:44,638
Let me try this thing on.

691
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:45,973
I'm gonna give you

692
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:45,973
some privacy.

693
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:47,808
All right, thank you.

694
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,142
Okay.

695
00:17:49,225 --> 00:17:50,143
Hey, buddy.

696
00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,437
Best housewarming

697
00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,437
party ever.

698
00:17:52,562 --> 00:17:54,188
Everybody's abuzz.

699
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,650
(bees buzzing,

700
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,650
timer beeping)

701
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,235
Okay, maybe it's not

702
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,235
a total disaster.

703
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,445
Great party.

704
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:13,834
Oh, my God. Oh!

705
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,919
Oh, Mr. Cootes!

706
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,378
Mr. Cootes, are you okay?

707
00:18:17,504 --> 00:18:19,798
That was amazing!

708
00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,925
Did you see me?

709
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:24,302
I flew through the air

710
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:24,302
like a human fireball

711
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:25,679
and didn't get a scratch.

712
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,180
Eat your heart out, Gail!

713
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:30,684
God, I feel so alive!

714
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,226
I want to drink a beer.

715
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:33,353
Oh, yeah.

716
00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:34,813
Okay, one beer, coming right up.

717
00:18:34,938 --> 00:18:36,773
Oh, and, uh, Marshall,

718
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:41,319
I think we'll take

719
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:41,319
the night off tonight, okay?

720
00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:42,946
Sounds good, yeah.

721
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:45,198
But I'll see you Monday?

722
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:47,492
Of course.

723
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:48,493
Yeah.

724
00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:52,873
You know, Robin, I've

725
00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:52,873
been thinking about it.

726
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,417
Guess it's kind of nice

727
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,417
you're such a badass.

728
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,921
It's pretty badass

729
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,921
you're so nice, Ted.

730
00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:06,720
Was I supposed to close

731
00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:06,720
the basement door?

732
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:20,901
God, this feels

733
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:20,901
so right!

734
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,360
We're so great

735
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,360
together.

736
00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:24,738
I want to spend every minute

737
00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:24,738
of every day with you.

738
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,531
I never let you out of

739
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,531
my sight for one second.

740
00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:28,241
Not one second, not

741
00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:28,241
one second. I don't!

742
00:19:28,282 --> 00:19:30,451
Oh, God!

743
00:19:30,577 --> 00:19:31,745
My last lover was not like this.

744
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,246
He was the worst!

745
00:19:33,287 --> 00:19:36,290
Do you know, he didn't even

746
00:19:33,287 --> 00:19:36,290
come to my cat's bris.

747
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,000
I mean, what?

748
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,252
Well, we showed him.

749
00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:40,587
Yes, we did.

750
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,715
Let's just say, the

751
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,715
punishment fit the crime.

752
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,258
I can't wait to

753
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,258
tell everybody

754
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:46,634
that we're boyfriend

755
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:46,634
and girlfriend!

756
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,802
Let's do it tonight.

757
00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:49,054
No, it's Lily and

758
00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:49,054
Marshall's party.

759
00:19:49,262 --> 00:19:50,555
We'll wait.

760
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,683
We can do it at Mittens

761
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,683
and Mr. Pepper's wedding.

762
00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:55,018
Or maybe something...