1 00:00:03,178 --> 00:00:05,182 Sorry this is 2 00:00:03,178 --> 00:00:05,182 taking so long. 3 00:00:05,307 --> 00:00:07,561 He kicked for everybody else. 4 00:00:07,687 --> 00:00:09,941 It's hard for the little guy 5 00:00:07,687 --> 00:00:09,941 to perform under pressure. 6 00:00:10,066 --> 00:00:12,070 Top ten things Marshall 7 00:00:10,066 --> 00:00:12,070 said on his wedding night. 8 00:00:13,615 --> 00:00:15,076 Whoa! It was small, but 9 00:00:13,615 --> 00:00:15,076 I think I felt something. 10 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:17,540 Top ten things Lily said 11 00:00:15,202 --> 00:00:17,540 on her wedding night. 12 00:00:17,665 --> 00:00:19,669 Stop laughing 13 00:00:17,665 --> 00:00:19,669 at it, Lily. 14 00:00:19,794 --> 00:00:21,506 Top ten things Marshall said 15 00:00:19,794 --> 00:00:21,506 on his wedding night! 16 00:00:21,631 --> 00:00:22,675 Can we please talk 17 00:00:21,631 --> 00:00:22,675 about something 18 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,886 other than my wedding night? 19 00:00:24,011 --> 00:00:26,391 Absolutely. Let's talk 20 00:00:24,011 --> 00:00:26,391 about last night. 21 00:00:26,516 --> 00:00:28,729 It was a night 22 00:00:26,516 --> 00:00:28,729 like any other. 23 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,691 I was just about 24 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,691 to get laid... 25 00:00:30,816 --> 00:00:32,945 Hey, Barney, 26 00:00:30,816 --> 00:00:32,945 I need your help. 27 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:34,574 This hottie I'm talking to 28 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:34,574 is meeting her friend 29 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:36,202 at a club, 30 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:36,202 so I need a wingman. 31 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,373 Well, just so you know, I'd be 32 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,373 giving up a sure thing here. 33 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:39,542 Hey! 34 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,295 Are you not a sure thing? 35 00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:43,550 Yeah, I am. 36 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,099 This "friend" of yours 37 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,099 better be even hotter 38 00:00:47,224 --> 00:00:48,602 and dumber than this one. 39 00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:52,109 Wow! You have Enormous 40 00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:52,109 Penis Syndrome? 41 00:00:52,234 --> 00:00:54,154 I've never heard of that. 42 00:00:52,234 --> 00:00:54,154 Yeah. 43 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,576 That's the problem with E.P.S.: 44 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,576 lack of awareness. 45 00:00:56,701 --> 00:00:58,622 That's why I'm 46 00:00:56,701 --> 00:00:58,622 organizing a 10K fun-run. 47 00:00:58,747 --> 00:01:02,087 Of course, many of us 48 00:00:58,747 --> 00:01:02,087 will need wheelbarrows. 49 00:01:02,212 --> 00:01:04,426 You are so brave. 50 00:01:04,634 --> 00:01:06,472 And you are so understanding. 51 00:01:06,638 --> 00:01:08,434 Most people 52 00:01:06,638 --> 00:01:08,434 just stare at me 53 00:01:08,642 --> 00:01:11,355 like I'm some kind of freak 54 00:01:08,642 --> 00:01:11,355 in reinforced underwear. 55 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:13,234 Poor, baby. 56 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:15,029 I can't imagine 57 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:15,029 what you're going through 58 00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:16,658 because I never wear underwear. 59 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:17,952 Jackpot! 60 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,498 You want to get out of here? 61 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:22,002 Oh, I don't know. This is all 62 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:22,002 moving kind of fast. Okay. 63 00:01:22,127 --> 00:01:23,506 Oh, but before we go, 64 00:01:23,672 --> 00:01:25,510 I should mention my condition. 65 00:01:25,676 --> 00:01:29,057 It's called: I'm Not 66 00:01:25,676 --> 00:01:29,057 a Gullible Dumbass Disorder. 67 00:01:29,183 --> 00:01:31,395 As the former Surgeon General, 68 00:01:29,183 --> 00:01:31,395 I've got to say, 69 00:01:31,522 --> 00:01:33,191 I don't think 70 00:01:31,522 --> 00:01:33,191 that's the real thing. 71 00:01:33,316 --> 00:01:34,486 Okay, just stop. 72 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:35,946 You have no chance with me. 73 00:01:36,071 --> 00:01:37,950 We're just here as backups 74 00:01:36,071 --> 00:01:37,950 for our friends. 75 00:01:38,075 --> 00:01:39,161 Hey, how did you two meet, 76 00:01:38,075 --> 00:01:39,161 anyway? 77 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:40,998 No, we're not doing 78 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:40,998 that first date dance 79 00:01:41,123 --> 00:01:42,710 where you pretend everything 80 00:01:41,123 --> 00:01:42,710 I say is fascinating, 81 00:01:42,835 --> 00:01:45,382 thinking it'll somehow 82 00:01:42,835 --> 00:01:45,382 get you into my pants. 83 00:01:45,508 --> 00:01:47,344 What? Guys don't do that! 84 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:49,432 Goat cheese? 85 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:49,432 Fascinating! 86 00:01:49,558 --> 00:01:51,562 What else 87 00:01:49,558 --> 00:01:51,562 are you allergic to, huh? 88 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,861 You owe me three hours 89 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,861 for last night, Mosby. 90 00:01:55,986 --> 00:01:57,532 I'm thinking, 91 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:00,829 laser tag tournament 92 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:00,829 in Newark this weekend. 93 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,833 Ted can pass for 94 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,833 under 18, right? 95 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,253 It's a father-son thing. 96 00:02:04,378 --> 00:02:06,090 Marshall, we should 97 00:02:04,378 --> 00:02:06,090 get going. Any later, 98 00:02:06,215 --> 00:02:08,052 and we'll be riding 99 00:02:06,215 --> 00:02:08,052 the Drunk Train. 100 00:02:06,215 --> 00:02:08,052 Oh. 101 00:02:08,177 --> 00:02:09,054 The Drunk Train? 102 00:02:09,179 --> 00:02:10,433 It's the last train 103 00:02:09,179 --> 00:02:10,433 of the night 104 00:02:10,558 --> 00:02:11,935 back to Long Island. 105 00:02:10,558 --> 00:02:11,935 It's a mess. 106 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,522 Just a bunch of drunk, 107 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:16,778 sloppy idiots, fresh off a 108 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:16,778 night of partying in the city, 109 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,784 just desperate to hook up 110 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,784 with anything that moves. 111 00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:20,661 Yeah. 112 00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:20,661 Bye. 113 00:02:20,786 --> 00:02:21,996 See you. 114 00:02:22,122 --> 00:02:24,167 New plan, Ted. 115 00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:26,297 So this father-son thing. 116 00:02:26,423 --> 00:02:28,927 You know, a backwards baseball 117 00:02:26,423 --> 00:02:28,927 cap really youngs me down. 118 00:02:29,052 --> 00:02:30,096 All aboard! 119 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,058 (train chugging, 120 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,058 train whistle toots) 121 00:02:45,084 --> 00:02:47,255 For Valentine's weekend, 122 00:02:45,084 --> 00:02:47,255 Lily and Marshall invited 123 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,469 Kevin and Robin on a couple's 124 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,469 getaway to Vermont. 125 00:02:49,594 --> 00:02:51,598 Mmm. 126 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,977 16 years together, 127 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,977 and still so in love. 128 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,977 Yeah. 129 00:02:54,102 --> 00:02:55,439 Mm. 130 00:02:54,102 --> 00:02:55,439 What's your secret? 131 00:02:55,564 --> 00:02:57,943 The key to relationships is 132 00:02:55,564 --> 00:02:57,943 understanding the difference 133 00:02:58,068 --> 00:02:59,864 between hearing 134 00:02:58,068 --> 00:02:59,864 and listening. 135 00:02:59,989 --> 00:03:01,158 It's about respecting 136 00:02:59,989 --> 00:03:01,158 your partner's... 137 00:03:01,283 --> 00:03:02,369 Opinions on... 138 00:03:02,495 --> 00:03:04,957 Hey, shh, shh, shh. 139 00:03:02,495 --> 00:03:04,957 Kind of on a roll here. 140 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:07,755 Relationships are 141 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:07,755 a give and take, 142 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,888 and that's why it's important 143 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,888 to never keep score. 144 00:03:11,971 --> 00:03:12,973 Yeah, like how 145 00:03:13,098 --> 00:03:14,017 Barney's holding 146 00:03:13,098 --> 00:03:14,017 these three hours 147 00:03:14,142 --> 00:03:15,269 over Ted's head. 148 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,357 If they were a couple, 149 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,357 they'd never work. 150 00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:20,781 Obviously. Ted's a Taurus, 151 00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:20,781 and Barney is such a Scorpio. 152 00:03:20,906 --> 00:03:22,116 Good advice. 153 00:03:20,906 --> 00:03:22,116 Don't keep score. 154 00:03:22,242 --> 00:03:23,953 They're not even 155 00:03:22,242 --> 00:03:23,953 close to finished. 156 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,957 How do we not keep 157 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,957 score, you ask? 158 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,957 Huh. Hm. 159 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,507 Sounds like somebody want 160 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,507 to hear some examples, sweetie. 161 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,507 Mm-hmm. 162 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:31,928 I'm just gonna close my 163 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:31,928 eyes until it's all over. 164 00:03:32,053 --> 00:03:34,140 Top ten things Lily said 165 00:03:32,053 --> 00:03:34,140 on her wedding night. 166 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:36,061 Solid. 167 00:03:36,186 --> 00:03:37,397 Here's one. 168 00:03:37,523 --> 00:03:39,652 Every time Marshall's 169 00:03:37,523 --> 00:03:39,652 mom comes to visit us, 170 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:42,950 we have to put out all 171 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:42,950 the tacky Minnesota gifts 172 00:03:42,991 --> 00:03:45,329 she's bought us over the years. 173 00:03:45,456 --> 00:03:47,333 Hi, Mom! 174 00:03:45,456 --> 00:03:47,333 Hi, Mrs. Eriksen! 175 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,547 Marshall. 176 00:03:50,966 --> 00:03:53,639 Uh-huh. I don't see 177 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:56,978 the gopher-hair tea cozy 178 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:56,978 I made you. 179 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,609 Guess it wasn't 180 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,609 good enough for Lily. 181 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:01,822 But I'd never hold 182 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:01,822 that over Marshall, 183 00:04:01,988 --> 00:04:04,367 because if I did, 184 00:04:01,988 --> 00:04:04,367 he'd owe me big-time. 185 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,998 Just like I would never 186 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,998 hold it over you 187 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,589 for dragging me to that 188 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,589 experimental theater piece. 189 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:21,067 Is it... is it 190 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:21,067 just screaming? 191 00:04:23,238 --> 00:04:25,452 But we don't keep score. 192 00:04:25,577 --> 00:04:27,623 Gotcha, loud and clear. 193 00:04:25,577 --> 00:04:27,623 Don't keep score. 194 00:04:27,748 --> 00:04:29,669 Because if we did, then 195 00:04:27,748 --> 00:04:29,669 Marshall would owe me 196 00:04:29,794 --> 00:04:31,254 for killing my 197 00:04:29,794 --> 00:04:31,254 cousin's dog. 198 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:33,426 How did I know 199 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:33,426 that he would eat my wallet? 200 00:04:33,552 --> 00:04:35,639 Why was your wallet filled 201 00:04:33,552 --> 00:04:35,639 with chocolate? 202 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:38,227 So we're back 203 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:38,227 to this argument! 204 00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:40,356 That night, Barney 205 00:04:38,352 --> 00:04:40,356 and I found ourselves 206 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:42,778 in a strange, 207 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:42,778 new universe called... 208 00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:44,113 The Drunk Train. 209 00:04:44,239 --> 00:04:45,910 Hey! 210 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:53,090 Where has this heavenly vehicle 211 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:53,090 been all my life? 212 00:04:53,131 --> 00:04:55,554 Can you hear 213 00:04:53,131 --> 00:04:55,554 its inspiring chant, Ted? 214 00:04:55,679 --> 00:04:59,185 I think I can get laid, 215 00:04:55,679 --> 00:04:59,185 I think I can get laid. 216 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,314 It's-it's The Little Engine 217 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,314 with Wood, 218 00:05:01,441 --> 00:05:03,151 The Whore-ient Express. 219 00:05:03,277 --> 00:05:04,572 The Long Island Tail Road! 220 00:05:04,697 --> 00:05:06,576 Oh, I got one. 221 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:08,120 Thomas the Spank Engine! 222 00:05:08,203 --> 00:05:10,459 Ted, that is a children's book. 223 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,471 Okay, as fun as this 224 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,471 place is, it's late. 225 00:05:16,596 --> 00:05:17,598 So, what's our play? 226 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:19,017 And don't say, "The 227 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:19,017 Siamese Twins." 228 00:05:19,142 --> 00:05:21,146 We're not stretching out 229 00:05:19,142 --> 00:05:21,146 another one of my jackets. 230 00:05:21,229 --> 00:05:23,150 No, dude, this is 231 00:05:21,229 --> 00:05:23,150 the Drunk Train. 232 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:24,360 We don't need a play! 233 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:27,033 All we have to do is sit back, 234 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:27,033 play it cool, 235 00:05:27,158 --> 00:05:29,705 scope out the hotties, 236 00:05:27,158 --> 00:05:29,705 and by the end of the line, 237 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:32,837 we will totally be 238 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:32,837 sleeping with someone. 239 00:05:38,807 --> 00:05:41,311 You know, 240 00:05:38,807 --> 00:05:41,311 you are so great. 241 00:05:41,437 --> 00:05:43,900 You sat there listening 242 00:05:41,437 --> 00:05:43,900 to Marshall and Lily 243 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:46,363 bicker all night, 244 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:46,363 and you didn't complain once. 245 00:05:46,489 --> 00:05:48,618 Well, I am a therapist, 246 00:05:46,489 --> 00:05:48,618 so I do plan on billing them. 247 00:05:48,743 --> 00:05:51,875 I also have a couple powerful 248 00:05:48,743 --> 00:05:51,875 medications that might help. 249 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,210 Lily can't take anything; 250 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,210 she's pregnant. 251 00:05:53,251 --> 00:05:54,588 I meant for us. 252 00:05:54,714 --> 00:05:56,216 If we're getting through 253 00:05:54,714 --> 00:05:56,216 five more meals 254 00:05:56,341 --> 00:05:57,887 and a sleigh ride 255 00:05:56,341 --> 00:05:57,887 with those guys, 256 00:05:58,012 --> 00:05:59,347 we need to be spaced out 257 00:05:58,012 --> 00:05:59,347 of our gourds. 258 00:05:59,473 --> 00:06:01,351 Well, if we are keeping score, 259 00:06:01,477 --> 00:06:03,899 I owe you one weekend, mister. 260 00:06:04,024 --> 00:06:05,694 I was thinking 261 00:06:04,024 --> 00:06:05,694 a little longer than that. 262 00:06:05,819 --> 00:06:07,823 What do you mean? 263 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:13,375 Robin, will you marry me? 264 00:06:20,056 --> 00:06:21,349 Look, I know this is fast. 265 00:06:21,475 --> 00:06:23,479 I'm just excited 266 00:06:21,475 --> 00:06:23,479 to start a life with you. 267 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:24,899 If that's what you want. 268 00:06:26,611 --> 00:06:28,489 Wow. 269 00:06:28,615 --> 00:06:30,284 Um... 270 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:32,915 I'm-I'm not saying no. 271 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,294 I'm-I'm not saying anything. 272 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,635 I just, um... 273 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:38,635 I-I need some time to think. 274 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,054 I totally understand. 275 00:06:40,179 --> 00:06:42,016 Um, take as much time 276 00:06:40,179 --> 00:06:42,016 as you need. 277 00:06:42,142 --> 00:06:45,899 I'll just, uh... I'll just keep 278 00:06:42,142 --> 00:06:45,899 this here until you're ready. 279 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:55,961 Any chance we could put 280 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:55,961 that bad boy away for now? 281 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:58,800 It's really just staring 282 00:06:56,086 --> 00:06:58,800 at us, isn't it? 283 00:06:58,925 --> 00:07:01,597 Ted! Ted! Ted! 284 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,852 I thought of some new 285 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,852 great names for the Drunk Train. 286 00:07:03,977 --> 00:07:05,021 Slamtrak! 287 00:07:05,146 --> 00:07:05,981 Uh-huh. 288 00:07:06,106 --> 00:07:08,695 The Chatta-Nookie Choo-Choo! 289 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:11,366 Thomas the Spank Engine! 290 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:11,366 I said that one yesterday. 291 00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:13,370 I don't think you did. 292 00:07:13,411 --> 00:07:15,374 Wow. Someone's had some coffee. 293 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:16,794 Yeah. 18 cups! 294 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:19,508 There is no way 295 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:19,508 I'm falling asleep tonight! 296 00:07:19,633 --> 00:07:22,138 That Quinn girl is so wrong. 297 00:07:22,263 --> 00:07:24,017 She said I could never 298 00:07:22,263 --> 00:07:24,017 love anything, 299 00:07:24,142 --> 00:07:26,188 but I love this train! 300 00:07:26,396 --> 00:07:28,818 She said you could never 301 00:07:26,396 --> 00:07:28,818 love anything? That's intense. 302 00:07:28,943 --> 00:07:31,114 Oh, you have no idea. 303 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,248 Stop staring. 304 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,248 Not gonna happen. 305 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,421 Is there any way we can start 306 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,421 over and get to know each other? 307 00:07:38,504 --> 00:07:41,427 I already know you. 308 00:07:38,504 --> 00:07:41,427 Oh, really? 309 00:07:41,468 --> 00:07:44,057 You wear a suit 310 00:07:41,468 --> 00:07:44,057 all the time. 311 00:07:41,468 --> 00:07:44,057 Obviously. 312 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:45,518 You have a stupid rule 313 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:45,518 about everything. 314 00:07:45,643 --> 00:07:47,272 I pay for the meal, 315 00:07:45,643 --> 00:07:47,272 you handle my deal. 316 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:48,524 That's just good manners. 317 00:07:48,649 --> 00:07:50,904 But you end most nights 318 00:07:48,649 --> 00:07:50,904 alone at a strip club, 319 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,532 feeling empty inside, 320 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,532 telling yourself 321 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:57,125 your life is somehow epic 322 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:57,125 or classic or... legendary. 323 00:07:57,250 --> 00:08:00,882 I never say epic or classic. 324 00:08:01,007 --> 00:08:03,053 Do you practice the dark arts? 325 00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:06,226 No, they did not 326 00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:06,226 forget the potato salad 327 00:08:06,351 --> 00:08:08,230 in your takeout order! 328 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,276 Wh-What happened next? 329 00:08:10,485 --> 00:08:11,862 For the last time, I'm sorry. 330 00:08:11,988 --> 00:08:13,240 It's okay. 331 00:08:13,365 --> 00:08:14,701 Your debt is paid. 332 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,123 You don't have to come 333 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,123 on the Drunk Train anymore. 334 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:18,793 You're never gonna meet 335 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:18,793 the one there, anyway. 336 00:08:18,918 --> 00:08:21,047 Oh, screw the one! 337 00:08:18,918 --> 00:08:21,047 What? 338 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:23,678 Every date I've been on lately 339 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:23,678 has been brutal. 340 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,556 Last week, I went out 341 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,556 with a girl 342 00:08:25,682 --> 00:08:27,560 whose favorite band was Glee. 343 00:08:27,686 --> 00:08:29,105 Plus, it's almost 344 00:08:27,686 --> 00:08:29,105 Valentine's Day, 345 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:31,735 and I'm alone without 346 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:31,735 anything close to a girlfriend. 347 00:08:31,861 --> 00:08:34,533 So... all aboard! 348 00:08:34,574 --> 00:08:38,666 I have never been more proud 349 00:08:34,574 --> 00:08:38,666 of you. 350 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:40,628 Come on. 351 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,883 Ted, tonight is gonna be epic... 352 00:08:43,008 --> 00:08:45,805 wait for it... dary! Wait. 353 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:47,141 No, that's not it. 354 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:49,187 How do I usually say it? 355 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:49,187 I hate this Quinn girl! 356 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:53,571 Well, 357 00:08:53,654 --> 00:08:55,282 I propose we order 358 00:08:53,654 --> 00:08:55,282 a bottle of wine. 359 00:08:55,408 --> 00:08:57,119 Propose! 360 00:08:55,408 --> 00:08:57,119 Not propose. Suggest. 361 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,332 I'm not married to the idea. 362 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,332 Lily, take it. 363 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,587 Why don't we get an appetizer? 364 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,008 How about the... 365 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,008 onion rings? 366 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,010 I mean, diamond rings. 367 00:09:05,135 --> 00:09:07,306 I mean, 368 00:09:05,135 --> 00:09:07,306 diamond circles. 369 00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:08,851 I mean, onion circles. 370 00:09:08,976 --> 00:09:10,229 I know they're fattening, 371 00:09:10,354 --> 00:09:12,484 but I hear this place 372 00:09:10,354 --> 00:09:12,484 has great onion circles. 373 00:09:12,609 --> 00:09:15,865 So, Robin, 374 00:09:12,609 --> 00:09:15,865 about not telling them? 375 00:09:17,869 --> 00:09:20,625 The green salad 376 00:09:17,869 --> 00:09:20,625 looks interesting. 377 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:24,090 You're so much better 378 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:24,090 without him. 379 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,678 If you ask me, 380 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,678 Vinnie's a real jerk. 381 00:09:26,804 --> 00:09:28,390 Hey, don't you dare 382 00:09:26,804 --> 00:09:28,390 badmouth Vinnie! 383 00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:29,726 Ow! 384 00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:31,062 So what do you do? 385 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:33,191 Well, I teach architecture, 386 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:33,191 and I also... 387 00:09:33,317 --> 00:09:34,487 Oh, big man with a job. 388 00:09:34,653 --> 00:09:35,863 You think you're better than me? 389 00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:37,032 What... 390 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,792 So... where do you live? 391 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:43,211 I'm on the 392 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:43,211 Upper West Side. 393 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,800 Oh, big man. 394 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,800 Living in Manhattan. 395 00:09:45,925 --> 00:09:47,804 What, you think you're 396 00:09:45,925 --> 00:09:47,804 better than me? 397 00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:49,683 Ehhh! 398 00:09:53,691 --> 00:09:55,945 Ehhhh! 399 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,699 You think you're 400 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,699 better than me? 401 00:09:59,327 --> 00:10:00,788 Well, it's a close one. 402 00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:03,461 Lily made 14 awkward 403 00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:03,461 references to marriage, 404 00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:04,713 and Marshall made an even 60. 405 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,176 I'm so sorry, Kevin. 406 00:10:07,301 --> 00:10:08,846 It's okay. I'm gonna 407 00:10:07,301 --> 00:10:08,846 go to bed, but 408 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:11,017 you guys think tomorrow we can 409 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:11,017 stop with all the marriage talk? 410 00:10:11,142 --> 00:10:12,019 I do. 411 00:10:11,142 --> 00:10:12,019 I do. 412 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,357 That's a half a point each. 413 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,651 See you in a minute. 414 00:10:15,776 --> 00:10:17,447 Okay. 415 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,741 So? 416 00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,246 Are you any closer 417 00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,246 to deciding? 418 00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,246 Ooh... 419 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:25,838 Uh... well, there is something 420 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:25,838 you don't know. 421 00:10:25,963 --> 00:10:27,341 Um... 422 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:28,636 Can you guys keep a secret? 423 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,765 Yeah. 424 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,765 Well, some of us can. 425 00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:33,144 Well, there's something 426 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:35,315 I have been keeping 427 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:35,315 from everyone 428 00:10:35,442 --> 00:10:37,027 for the last couple of months. 429 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,323 Um... 430 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:42,246 I found out that 431 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:42,246 I can't have children. 432 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:47,924 I'm so sorry. 433 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:47,924 Yeah. 434 00:10:48,049 --> 00:10:50,304 Are you okay? 435 00:10:48,049 --> 00:10:50,304 I can't believe 436 00:10:48,049 --> 00:10:50,304 that we didn't know. 437 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,932 No, you know, 438 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,932 I've had some... 439 00:10:52,057 --> 00:10:55,230 time to deal with this 440 00:10:52,057 --> 00:10:55,230 by myself, and... 441 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,399 I'm okay. 442 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,527 For real. 443 00:10:57,653 --> 00:10:58,821 Are you sure? 444 00:10:58,946 --> 00:11:01,033 Yeah. So... 445 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:03,121 even though I love Kevin 446 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,876 and I... think 447 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,876 I want to say yes, 448 00:11:06,002 --> 00:11:07,880 I can't until I tell him. 449 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:08,882 But I'm scared 450 00:11:09,008 --> 00:11:10,177 it'll end our relationship. 451 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,472 You 452 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,472 know what, Robin? 453 00:11:11,597 --> 00:11:14,436 If it's meant to be, 454 00:11:11,597 --> 00:11:14,436 then it won't matter. 455 00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:17,024 Yeah, you just 456 00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:17,024 have to tell him. 457 00:11:18,902 --> 00:11:22,034 Thank God we had the keys 458 00:11:18,902 --> 00:11:22,034 to Marshall and Lily's place. 459 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,748 Pretty sure I told you 460 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,748 that before you kicked 461 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,748 in that side window. 462 00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:29,466 You mean, before the "burglars" 463 00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:29,466 kicked in that side window 464 00:11:29,591 --> 00:11:32,346 and stole all 465 00:11:29,591 --> 00:11:32,346 of Lily's underwear. 466 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,895 What the hell happened 467 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,895 on that train? 468 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:37,899 It was absolute chaos. 469 00:11:38,024 --> 00:11:41,574 Ted, when I was at M.I.T., 470 00:11:38,024 --> 00:11:41,574 my favorite Einstein quote was: 471 00:11:41,699 --> 00:11:44,036 "God doesn't play dice 472 00:11:41,699 --> 00:11:44,036 with the universe." 473 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,456 You didn't go to M.I.T. 474 00:11:45,582 --> 00:11:47,919 I didn't? 475 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:51,719 Huh. I actually have no idea 476 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:51,719 where you went to college. 477 00:11:52,763 --> 00:11:54,725 Who are you? 478 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:58,982 If we analyze the seemingly 479 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:58,982 random patterns of the train, 480 00:11:59,108 --> 00:12:01,488 taking into account 481 00:11:59,108 --> 00:12:01,488 standard deviation, 482 00:12:01,614 --> 00:12:04,201 and assuming that 483 00:12:01,614 --> 00:12:04,201 epsilon approaches zero 484 00:12:04,326 --> 00:12:06,205 as angle delta approaches pi, 485 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,209 we can conclude... 486 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,967 Damn it, Ted! 487 00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:14,973 I was about to drop some 488 00:12:12,008 --> 00:12:14,973 sweet word play about logarithms 489 00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:17,604 and getting into a rhythm 490 00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:17,604 with my log. 491 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:20,317 I'll remember it. 492 00:12:20,443 --> 00:12:23,197 The next morning, Robin 493 00:12:20,443 --> 00:12:23,197 mustered up all her courage 494 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:25,243 and finally told Kevin 495 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:25,243 her secret. 496 00:12:25,368 --> 00:12:28,333 I know that this is a 497 00:12:25,368 --> 00:12:28,333 lot to process, so... 498 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,378 you take all the 499 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,378 time you need. 500 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:33,636 And I understand... 501 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:33,636 Robin... 502 00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:36,015 will you marry me? 503 00:12:36,098 --> 00:12:38,019 Yes. 504 00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,327 What are you doing? 505 00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:48,457 The top speed of the Drunk Train 506 00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:48,457 is 73 miles per hour, 507 00:12:48,582 --> 00:12:51,547 and you factor in an aggregate 508 00:12:48,582 --> 00:12:51,547 of 32 boobs per car, 509 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:53,801 28 of which are motorboatable, 510 00:12:53,926 --> 00:12:56,055 and you divide that... 511 00:12:53,926 --> 00:12:56,055 No, no, no! 512 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:58,142 This is all wrong! 513 00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:01,315 It should be so simple! 514 00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:04,279 I mean, it's the Drunk Train! 515 00:13:04,405 --> 00:13:07,871 My God... 516 00:13:04,405 --> 00:13:07,871 it's been 517 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,375 right in front of us 518 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,375 the whole time. 519 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,454 "Get drunk." 520 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:29,456 Yeah. 521 00:13:29,581 --> 00:13:30,833 Of course. 522 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:33,254 Good circling, Ted. 523 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,718 This ain't my first 524 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,718 word search. 525 00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,812 So my Mom's already 526 00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,812 picked a date, venue 527 00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:42,314 and caterer for 528 00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:42,314 the wedding. 529 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,151 But nothing's 530 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,151 set in stone. 531 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:45,446 My great-aunt's gonna sing. 532 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,157 That's happening. 533 00:13:47,198 --> 00:13:48,661 Are you really okay with this? 534 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,288 Yeah, she's actually got 535 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,288 a decent voice. 536 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,169 No, are you... are you okay 537 00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:55,256 with everything 538 00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:55,256 that we talked about? 539 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:57,553 Of course, Robin, I love you. 540 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:00,391 Besides, there are other ways 541 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:00,391 to have kids. 542 00:14:00,518 --> 00:14:01,854 There's adoption, surrogacy... 543 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:05,318 No, Kevin, it's not just 544 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:05,318 that I can't have kids, 545 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,405 I don't want kids. 546 00:14:07,532 --> 00:14:10,078 Oh. 547 00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:11,665 Okay. 548 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:15,840 Knowing that, do you want 549 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:15,840 to take your proposal back? 550 00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:18,219 Will you marry me? 551 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,225 Oh, you take such good care 552 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,225 of me. 553 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,564 Thanks for loaning me your shoes 554 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,442 for my swollen feet. Ah! 555 00:14:25,568 --> 00:14:26,737 I owe you one. 556 00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:28,239 We have to stop this. 557 00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:29,366 Stop what? 558 00:14:29,492 --> 00:14:31,454 Keeping score. 559 00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:35,880 You're growing a baby, 560 00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:35,880 our baby. 561 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:39,637 So you're officially ahead 562 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:39,637 of me for life. 563 00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:42,267 Oh, thanks, sweetie. 564 00:14:42,308 --> 00:14:45,691 Once we're parents, 565 00:14:42,308 --> 00:14:45,691 we have to be a team. Deal? 566 00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:47,486 It's your turn! 567 00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:50,366 I was on point 568 00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:50,366 for six straight 569 00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:50,366 hours yesterday! 570 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:53,540 Two of those hours 571 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:53,540 were a nap and you know it! 572 00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:55,293 Let's go to the board! 573 00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:01,640 I hope 574 00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:01,640 it's a soupy deuce, sucka. 575 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,190 Deal. We're a team. 576 00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:13,370 I was all, "Do I look like 577 00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:13,370 I'm from Ronkonkoma?" 578 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,333 Oh...! 579 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,878 That's all you gotta say! 580 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:18,590 Oh, oh, oh, big man 581 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:18,590 with a briefcase! 582 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,343 What do you think, 583 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,343 you're better than me? 584 00:15:22,974 --> 00:15:24,351 Hey, our stop's next. 585 00:15:24,392 --> 00:15:25,688 Do you want to join us? 586 00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:28,234 Yeah, I think we do. 587 00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:28,234 Nah, we're good. 588 00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:29,904 Too skanky. 589 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,700 Too skanky? 590 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,700 Eh... 591 00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:33,036 It's the Drunk Train. 592 00:15:33,161 --> 00:15:35,040 You crossed out 593 00:15:33,161 --> 00:15:35,040 all the stops 594 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:36,250 and wrote "Vaginaville." 595 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,714 That's not true. 596 00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:41,093 That one says "Boner Gardens." 597 00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:43,640 What's going on? 598 00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:47,857 Wait. Did that Quinn girl shake 599 00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:47,857 your game or something? 600 00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:49,777 Hell no! 601 00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:51,614 At the end of the night... 602 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:52,909 You know, 603 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:52,909 I went out tonight 604 00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:55,956 looking for a cheap, 605 00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:55,956 meaningless fling. 606 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:58,837 But you turned out 607 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:58,837 to be so special. 608 00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:01,676 I'd hate to ruin this 609 00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:01,676 friendship with sex. 610 00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:04,933 Oh, oh, I am willing 611 00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:04,933 to take that risk. 612 00:16:05,058 --> 00:16:06,477 Good one, Ted. 613 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:09,776 Anyway, I'm seriously 614 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:09,776 contemplating purchasing 615 00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:10,778 a new ironing board. 616 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,573 Do you think...? 617 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:18,668 Okay, I'll give you this: You 618 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:18,668 stood by your boy all night, 619 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,507 even though you have no chance 620 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,507 of getting with me. 621 00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:23,261 That was pretty cool. 622 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:26,142 Yeah, you know, in retrospect, 623 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:26,142 I think that was the moment 624 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:29,022 you decided to come back 625 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:29,022 to my place and get nasty. 626 00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:31,068 Yeah, right. 627 00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:32,696 Get up. You're on my bra. 628 00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:33,740 Sorry. 629 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,122 Where's your bathroom? 630 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,917 Past the kitchen, down the hall. 631 00:16:42,842 --> 00:16:44,762 See, I feel like 632 00:16:42,842 --> 00:16:44,762 I would remember 633 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,685 you two being naked on your 634 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,685 couch in the middle of the club. 635 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:51,567 Oh, right. That was later in my 636 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:51,567 apartment after we got nasty. 637 00:16:51,693 --> 00:16:52,862 My bad. 638 00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:54,991 So, you want to go 639 00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:54,991 to a diner or something? 640 00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:56,202 Wait-wait-wait. 641 00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:56,202 You slept with her? 642 00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:57,788 I know, I know. 643 00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:59,583 I'm late on sending 644 00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:59,583 the pictures. 645 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,253 I've been swamped. 646 00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:02,715 You like Quinn. 647 00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:02,715 I... 648 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,844 That's why you can't stop 649 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,844 "complaining" about her. 650 00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:07,766 That's why you just tanked 651 00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:07,766 our chance with these... 652 00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:09,896 lovely innocent flowers. 653 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:11,566 I don't even care 654 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:11,566 where we go, 655 00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:13,611 but I hate doing it 656 00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:13,611 on the ground. 657 00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:15,991 Barney, do you know why 658 00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:18,037 I'm on the Drunk Train 659 00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:18,037 on Valentine's Day? 660 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,584 Because I have nothing 661 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,584 better to do. 662 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,671 No one I can't stop 663 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,671 thinking about. 664 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:25,677 So if you feel something 665 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:25,677 for Quinn, go for it. 666 00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:28,600 Because you're wasting 667 00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:28,600 your time here. 668 00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:31,355 We both are. 669 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,363 I don't like Quinn! 670 00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:39,204 Kevin, I love you, 671 00:17:39,329 --> 00:17:41,041 but please don't 672 00:17:39,329 --> 00:17:41,041 just be the nice guy 673 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,422 who says the right thing. 674 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,968 Robin, I want to marry you 675 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,968 no matter what. 676 00:17:46,093 --> 00:17:48,347 Assuming you don't turn 677 00:17:46,093 --> 00:17:48,347 into a big fat fattie. 678 00:17:48,474 --> 00:17:49,349 See? Right there. 679 00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:51,061 Don't always say 680 00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:51,061 the right thing. 681 00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:52,731 Look, you just got a truckload 682 00:17:52,856 --> 00:17:54,401 of new information 683 00:17:52,856 --> 00:17:54,401 dumped on you. 684 00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:55,654 Will you marry me? 685 00:17:55,779 --> 00:17:57,365 My feelings on kids 686 00:17:55,779 --> 00:17:57,365 aren't gonna change. 687 00:17:57,492 --> 00:17:58,367 Will you marry me? 688 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,662 Haven't you always wanted kids? 689 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,332 That was before I fell in love 690 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,332 with you. 691 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:02,709 Well, that's the thing. 692 00:18:02,835 --> 00:18:05,757 Your future always 693 00:18:02,835 --> 00:18:05,757 had kids in it. 694 00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:09,974 That is something huge you 695 00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:09,974 would be giving up for me. 696 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:15,109 I just don't think I could 697 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:15,109 ever owe someone that much. 698 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:19,494 I'm scared that you'll... 699 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:19,494 wake up in-in a year 700 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:23,502 or ten or 50, full of regret. 701 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:28,219 So... I need you 702 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:28,219 to be sure, okay? 703 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:33,480 If we get married, 704 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:33,480 you will never have children. 705 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:36,235 Are you really okay with that? 706 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,084 Enormous Penis Syndrome? 707 00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,336 E.P.S. 708 00:18:45,462 --> 00:18:46,797 It's all about awareness. 709 00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:49,554 That's why we're doing 710 00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:49,554 the fun run, the silent auction, 711 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,598 the three-legged race. 712 00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:53,562 Of course, that's just one guy. 713 00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:57,068 You know what? 714 00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:58,362 I can't do this. 715 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,784 You can let me 716 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,784 out up here. 717 00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,412 Why? You got a girlfriend 718 00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,412 or something? 719 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,253 Maybe something. 720 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:14,479 Kids, sometimes you realize 721 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:18,695 the journey you've been taking 722 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:18,695 has reached its final stop. 723 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:22,327 So, the question becomes: 724 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,999 Where do you go next? 725 00:19:29,883 --> 00:19:31,219 Hey. 726 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:34,435 Are you okay? 727 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:58,273 So... he un-proposed. 728 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:02,365 We're over. 729 00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:06,457 And I-I... I-I know 730 00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:06,457 it's for the best. 731 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,377 It's just... 732 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:12,553 I was finally ready 733 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:12,553 for something serious. 734 00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:17,938 He seemed like the guy 735 00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:17,938 to take that next step with. 736 00:20:19,107 --> 00:20:22,321 But he couldn't look past this. 737 00:20:23,617 --> 00:20:25,369 I mean, who could? 738 00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:28,668 I could. 739 00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,176 I love you, Robin. 740 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,037 You've been complaining 741 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,037 about this Barney guy so much, 742 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,290 I'm starting to think 743 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,290 that you like him. 744 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,836 Like his apartment... check. 745 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,091 Like his moves downtown... 746 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,091 check plus. 747 00:20:53,216 --> 00:20:55,472 But like him? Ugh. Please. 748 00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:57,852 I'm just surprised 749 00:20:55,597 --> 00:20:57,852 he doesn't recognize you. 750 00:20:57,976 --> 00:20:59,980 He practically lives here. 751 00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,651 Gentlemen, give it up for Karma.