1 00:00:01,289 --> 00:00:02,540 Chester, 2 00:00:01,289 --> 00:00:02,540 you're not even dressed. 3 00:00:02,665 --> 00:00:04,667 The reservation 4 00:00:02,665 --> 00:00:04,667 is in 15 minutes. 5 00:00:02,665 --> 00:00:04,667 Shh! 6 00:00:04,793 --> 00:00:05,794 He's back. 7 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:09,004 Every night 8 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:09,004 at exactly 8:00 p.m., 9 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:10,506 the well-dressed 10 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:10,506 blond man appears. 11 00:00:10,632 --> 00:00:14,260 Chuck and Joanne 12 00:00:14,385 --> 00:00:16,011 are going to be waiting. 13 00:00:14,385 --> 00:00:16,011 You don't understand! 14 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:16,763 Every night, he does this. 15 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:20,224 Every single night. 16 00:00:20,349 --> 00:00:22,477 He steps out of this building, 17 00:00:22,602 --> 00:00:25,354 walks exactly seven paces, 18 00:00:22,602 --> 00:00:25,354 stops, 19 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,774 and smiles. 20 00:00:38,701 --> 00:00:41,704 Honey, I am worried about you. 21 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,498 Is he trying to communicate 22 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,498 with someone? 23 00:00:43,623 --> 00:00:45,040 Is he trying 24 00:00:43,623 --> 00:00:45,040 to communicate with me? 25 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:47,084 Why is he doing this? 26 00:00:47,209 --> 00:00:48,461 But aside from 27 00:00:47,209 --> 00:00:48,461 not being able 28 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:51,088 to fart in the apartment, 29 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:51,088 how's living with Quinn? 30 00:00:51,213 --> 00:00:52,799 Oh, it's great. 31 00:01:05,854 --> 00:01:06,771 Yep. 32 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,147 Living with Quinn 33 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,147 is great. 34 00:01:08,272 --> 00:01:10,608 Great, great, 35 00:01:08,272 --> 00:01:10,608 great... great. 36 00:01:10,733 --> 00:01:12,234 So how bad is it? 37 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,027 Pretty bad. 38 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:13,736 Last night, 39 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:14,696 I had just come back 40 00:01:14,821 --> 00:01:16,614 from my 8:00 fart. 41 00:01:16,739 --> 00:01:17,239 Sure. 42 00:01:17,365 --> 00:01:18,157 Go on. 43 00:01:18,282 --> 00:01:20,075 Still no mail. 44 00:01:20,201 --> 00:01:22,077 I think they only deliver it 45 00:01:20,201 --> 00:01:22,077 once a day. 46 00:01:22,203 --> 00:01:23,538 Hey, listen, 47 00:01:23,663 --> 00:01:25,623 when I moved in here, 48 00:01:23,663 --> 00:01:25,623 I sold all my stuff 49 00:01:25,748 --> 00:01:26,666 because I know you like 50 00:01:25,748 --> 00:01:26,666 your place as is, 51 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:29,084 and I was totally fine 52 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:29,084 with that. 53 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,838 Just one little thing: 54 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,838 would it be okay 55 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:34,048 if instead of using 56 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:34,048 your coffee mugs, 57 00:01:34,173 --> 00:01:35,424 we use mine? 58 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:38,177 Hmm... 59 00:01:38,302 --> 00:01:40,095 No. 60 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:43,057 Barney, she got rid 61 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:43,057 of all of her stuff for you. 62 00:01:43,182 --> 00:01:45,100 Oh, I see what this 63 00:01:43,182 --> 00:01:45,100 is really about. 64 00:01:45,226 --> 00:01:47,520 Yeah, mugs. 65 00:01:47,645 --> 00:01:48,521 Coffee? 66 00:01:48,646 --> 00:01:50,064 Tea? 67 00:01:50,105 --> 00:01:52,191 Eh, religion. 68 00:01:52,316 --> 00:01:54,861 This is about the fact 69 00:01:52,316 --> 00:01:54,861 that you don't think 70 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:57,112 this relationship 71 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:57,112 is gonna last. 72 00:01:57,238 --> 00:01:58,781 That's why you don't want 73 00:01:57,238 --> 00:01:58,781 to throw anything out. 74 00:01:58,907 --> 00:02:02,076 Because when 75 00:01:58,907 --> 00:02:02,076 that inevitable breakup comes, 76 00:02:02,201 --> 00:02:04,078 you don't want 77 00:02:02,201 --> 00:02:04,078 to buy new mugs. 78 00:02:04,203 --> 00:02:06,539 That's why I've never 79 00:02:04,203 --> 00:02:06,539 thrown anything out 80 00:02:06,664 --> 00:02:08,708 for any relationship ever. 81 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,626 Isn't that right, honey? 82 00:02:10,752 --> 00:02:13,588 Oh, that's right. I'm alone. 83 00:02:13,713 --> 00:02:14,797 Lily, here's the thing. 84 00:02:14,923 --> 00:02:16,716 It's my apartment, 85 00:02:16,841 --> 00:02:20,302 and I need to assert 86 00:02:16,841 --> 00:02:20,302 my dominance as a man. 87 00:02:20,428 --> 00:02:22,722 Don't ever say that... 88 00:02:22,847 --> 00:02:24,766 to any girl ever. 89 00:02:24,891 --> 00:02:27,685 Too late. 90 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,520 What did you just say to me? 91 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:31,313 She gave up her 92 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:31,313 apartment for you! 93 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:31,313 You said that to her? 94 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:32,857 Okay, you know what? 95 00:02:32,982 --> 00:02:35,568 I don't have to sit here and 96 00:02:32,982 --> 00:02:35,568 take this from you ladies. 97 00:02:35,693 --> 00:02:37,111 I'm going to Ted's. 98 00:02:37,152 --> 00:02:38,613 The man cave, 99 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:40,406 where guys can be guys. 100 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:42,366 Assert your dominance? 101 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:42,366 It's like you have 102 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:42,366 no respect for women. 103 00:02:42,491 --> 00:02:43,785 What is wrong with you? 104 00:02:42,491 --> 00:02:43,785 You have a mother! 105 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:45,411 You guys, too? 106 00:02:45,536 --> 00:02:47,789 I'm going to the Y for a shvitz. 107 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:48,790 No, dude, hold on. 108 00:02:48,915 --> 00:02:51,125 You're not going anywhere. 109 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,961 It's trilogy time. 110 00:02:54,629 --> 00:02:57,172 Kids, here's the deal 111 00:02:54,629 --> 00:02:57,172 with trilogy time: 112 00:02:57,298 --> 00:03:01,803 It all started a long time ago 113 00:02:57,298 --> 00:03:01,803 in a dorm room far, far away. 114 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:03,304 Dude, if we fail 115 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:03,304 this econ final, 116 00:03:03,429 --> 00:03:05,139 for the rest of our lives 117 00:03:03,429 --> 00:03:05,139 we're not gonna be able to... 118 00:03:05,222 --> 00:03:06,724 We won't know how to... 119 00:03:06,849 --> 00:03:07,892 Do you even know what econ is? 120 00:03:08,017 --> 00:03:10,519 No idea. We're screwed. 121 00:03:10,645 --> 00:03:14,565 But there's only one thing 122 00:03:10,645 --> 00:03:14,565 left to do at at time like this. 123 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,651 Watch the entire Star Wars 124 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,651 trilogy all the way through 125 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:18,444 because I haven't done that 126 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:18,444 in, like, five years. 127 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:19,988 Dude, you can't let that happen. 128 00:03:20,154 --> 00:03:22,156 If you're not trilling it 129 00:03:20,154 --> 00:03:22,156 at least once every three years, 130 00:03:22,239 --> 00:03:23,699 the Dark Side wins. 131 00:03:23,825 --> 00:03:25,284 Okay, let's make a pact. 132 00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:27,244 No matter what, 133 00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:27,244 every three years, 134 00:03:27,369 --> 00:03:29,371 we sit down 135 00:03:27,369 --> 00:03:29,371 and trill it up big time. 136 00:03:29,497 --> 00:03:30,539 Agreed? 137 00:03:30,665 --> 00:03:32,875 A-Greedo. 138 00:03:33,001 --> 00:03:35,169 Wow. 139 00:03:35,252 --> 00:03:37,254 2003, I mean... 140 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:39,173 What's that gonna be like? 141 00:03:44,053 --> 00:03:44,720 Hey, Ted. 142 00:03:44,846 --> 00:03:46,931 Sweet hair. 143 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:49,475 I told you it would 144 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:49,475 eventually stop growing out 145 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,185 and start growing down. 146 00:03:51,268 --> 00:03:52,311 Anyway, I'm just working 147 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:55,189 on designing 148 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:55,189 yet another skyscraper. 149 00:03:55,272 --> 00:03:56,524 And I'm carrying this briefcase 150 00:03:56,649 --> 00:03:59,735 because now 151 00:03:56,649 --> 00:03:59,735 I'm a successful lawyer... 152 00:03:59,861 --> 00:04:00,820 I like that. 153 00:04:00,945 --> 00:04:02,989 Can I make one adjustment? 154 00:04:03,197 --> 00:04:04,824 with a cool mustache. 155 00:04:04,949 --> 00:04:06,951 Nice. 156 00:04:07,076 --> 00:04:08,369 And who knows, by then, 157 00:04:08,494 --> 00:04:09,996 you and Lily might be engaged. 158 00:04:10,204 --> 00:04:13,332 Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do 159 00:04:10,204 --> 00:04:13,332 way better than that. 160 00:04:13,457 --> 00:04:17,753 Ah, being pregnant 161 00:04:13,457 --> 00:04:17,753 is so much fun. 162 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:19,964 I want to do this 163 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:19,964 four more times. 164 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,340 Oh, baby, how do you feel 165 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:23,300 after spending all day 166 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:23,300 working on your art, 167 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:26,387 since I make enough to 168 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:26,387 support us both financially? 169 00:04:26,512 --> 00:04:27,471 Horny. 170 00:04:27,596 --> 00:04:29,306 I hope we don't 171 00:04:27,596 --> 00:04:29,306 bother you, Ted, 172 00:04:29,431 --> 00:04:31,433 because even though 173 00:04:29,431 --> 00:04:31,433 we're married and pregnant, 174 00:04:31,559 --> 00:04:32,810 it still makes sense 175 00:04:32,935 --> 00:04:36,105 that we all share 176 00:04:32,935 --> 00:04:36,105 adult-sized bunk beds. 177 00:04:37,231 --> 00:04:40,526 So, Star Wars? 178 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,820 Sure, I don't have to be at work 179 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,820 until late afternoon-ish 180 00:04:42,945 --> 00:04:45,489 because my boss appreciates that 181 00:04:45,614 --> 00:04:48,450 I like to stay up late 182 00:04:45,614 --> 00:04:48,450 drinking and... 183 00:04:48,576 --> 00:04:50,870 rocking out with our band. 184 00:04:50,995 --> 00:04:52,788 Did someone say rocking out? 185 00:04:57,793 --> 00:05:00,254 Whoa, who's the babe? 186 00:05:00,295 --> 00:05:02,256 That's the best part. 187 00:05:02,297 --> 00:05:04,717 Guys, you remember 188 00:05:02,297 --> 00:05:04,717 my awesome girlfriend 189 00:05:04,842 --> 00:05:06,427 who was a virgin 190 00:05:04,842 --> 00:05:06,427 until we met? 191 00:05:06,552 --> 00:05:07,386 Mm-hmm. 192 00:05:07,511 --> 00:05:08,637 My name's Rhiannon, 193 00:05:08,763 --> 00:05:10,056 like the Stevie Nicks song. 194 00:05:10,264 --> 00:05:13,267 I'm hot, but in a crunchy, 195 00:05:10,264 --> 00:05:13,267 earthy kind of way. 196 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:16,145 Oh, and I'm from England. 197 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,021 Nice. 198 00:05:17,146 --> 00:05:18,731 Okay, Star Wars time. 199 00:05:18,856 --> 00:05:20,942 But first, we jam. 200 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,611 Good thing I spent 201 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,611 the last three years 202 00:05:23,736 --> 00:05:25,487 learning to wail on guitar. 203 00:05:30,785 --> 00:05:31,827 Babe. 204 00:05:31,953 --> 00:05:33,871 Yup, our band is 205 00:05:31,953 --> 00:05:33,871 gonna be in demand. 206 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:37,666 And luckily, 207 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:37,666 there'll be plenty of supply. 208 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:40,294 Supply? Demand? 209 00:05:40,419 --> 00:05:43,297 Dude, do you realize 210 00:05:40,419 --> 00:05:43,297 what we just did? 211 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:44,840 We used econ. 212 00:05:44,966 --> 00:05:47,676 We're gonna ace this final. 213 00:05:47,802 --> 00:05:49,887 We both got zeroes. 214 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:51,472 Oh, dude, 215 00:05:51,597 --> 00:05:54,850 2003 is gonna be awesome. 216 00:06:04,568 --> 00:06:05,653 "Satisfaction"? 217 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,321 "Hot Cross Buns." 218 00:06:07,404 --> 00:06:09,115 Well, keep it up, bro. 219 00:06:09,323 --> 00:06:11,200 So, you ready to watch 220 00:06:09,323 --> 00:06:11,200 the trilogy? 221 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:13,577 I don't know. 222 00:06:13,702 --> 00:06:14,912 I mean, I really thought 223 00:06:13,702 --> 00:06:14,912 that by now I'd be a lawyer 224 00:06:15,037 --> 00:06:18,332 with a kick-ass mustache, 225 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:19,917 but I still haven't even 226 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:19,917 gotten into law school, 227 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:22,419 and my facial hair 228 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:22,419 just grows in patchy. 229 00:06:22,544 --> 00:06:25,965 Just red and patchy. 230 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:28,134 Come on. 231 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:28,134 Your life's not that bad. 232 00:06:28,342 --> 00:06:30,719 Dude, I manage a Structure. 233 00:06:30,845 --> 00:06:32,096 But you get 10% off vests. 234 00:06:30,845 --> 00:06:32,096 That's something. 235 00:06:32,221 --> 00:06:34,765 The vests are pretty 236 00:06:32,221 --> 00:06:34,765 sweet, but, look... 237 00:06:32,221 --> 00:06:34,765 Yeah. 238 00:06:34,890 --> 00:06:35,808 Lily and I aren't married. 239 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,351 We don't have a baby 240 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,351 on the way. 241 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:39,520 But we did get 242 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:39,520 the cool apartment. 243 00:06:39,645 --> 00:06:40,980 That we can barely afford. 244 00:06:41,105 --> 00:06:43,107 I mean, I don't see 245 00:06:41,105 --> 00:06:43,107 any way that our lives 246 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:44,900 are better now than they 247 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:44,900 were three years ago. 248 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:46,819 Oh, really, Marshall? 249 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:46,819 Nothing comes to mind? 250 00:06:46,944 --> 00:06:48,654 By the way, guys, this is Lisa. 251 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:51,782 You'll be seeing 252 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:51,782 a lot more of Lisa. 253 00:06:53,534 --> 00:06:55,703 And they never saw her again. 254 00:06:55,828 --> 00:06:57,955 Whassaaaa! 255 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,707 Okay, 256 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:01,792 three years ago, 257 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:01,792 we had this whole fantasy 258 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:03,418 about how great 259 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:03,418 our lives were gonna be, 260 00:07:03,544 --> 00:07:04,795 and it didn't pan out. 261 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,005 But I'm telling you, 262 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,005 three years from now, 263 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:08,966 when we're watching 264 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:08,966 the trilogy in 2006, 265 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:11,552 our lives 266 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:11,552 are gonna be awesome. 267 00:07:18,684 --> 00:07:19,935 Ah, hello, Ted. 268 00:07:20,978 --> 00:07:22,396 I'm an environmental lawyer now. 269 00:07:22,521 --> 00:07:24,148 Sure, it's not 270 00:07:22,521 --> 00:07:24,148 the most lucrative field, 271 00:07:24,273 --> 00:07:26,400 but luckily I have 272 00:07:24,273 --> 00:07:26,400 the cash and prizes 273 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:28,736 from my historic seven-week run 274 00:07:28,861 --> 00:07:31,239 on Wheel of Fortune... 275 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:33,448 Can I just make 276 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:33,448 one little adjustment? 277 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:37,119 for which I was knighted 278 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:37,119 by Her Majesty, the Queen. 279 00:07:37,245 --> 00:07:39,580 Ah, Lady Aldrin. 280 00:07:39,705 --> 00:07:41,456 Oh, Sir Marshall. 281 00:07:41,582 --> 00:07:43,292 I cannot wait to get a house 282 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,086 down the street 283 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,086 from your parents 284 00:07:45,211 --> 00:07:48,923 so we can be close to your mom, 285 00:07:45,211 --> 00:07:48,923 whom I get along with now. 286 00:07:49,048 --> 00:07:50,049 Good, good. 287 00:07:50,174 --> 00:07:51,592 But here's the best part. 288 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:53,510 Rhiannon, hurry! 289 00:07:53,635 --> 00:07:55,554 Just because I designed 290 00:07:53,635 --> 00:07:55,554 the opera house 291 00:07:55,679 --> 00:07:58,266 doesn't mean they'll hold 292 00:07:55,679 --> 00:07:58,266 the curtain for us. 293 00:07:58,432 --> 00:07:59,683 Just kidding. 294 00:07:59,808 --> 00:08:00,601 Of course it does. 295 00:08:00,726 --> 00:08:03,104 Take your time, my love. 296 00:08:03,229 --> 00:08:06,232 Hey, guys, it's me again. 297 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,441 I'm pretty much 298 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,441 the same as last time, 299 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:10,027 only now I'm super-rich 300 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:10,027 and fancy. 301 00:08:13,989 --> 00:08:17,034 And it still makes sense 302 00:08:13,989 --> 00:08:17,034 that we all live together. 303 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,330 What about you, Barney? 304 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:23,124 Any predictions for 2006? 305 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:25,209 Oh, yeah. Picture it. 306 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:27,461 By the way, guys, 307 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:27,461 this is Jody. 308 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:30,214 You'll be seeing 309 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:30,214 a lot more of Jody. 310 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:34,260 And they never saw her again. 311 00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:37,012 Whassaaaa! 312 00:08:37,138 --> 00:08:40,349 How is that any different 313 00:08:37,138 --> 00:08:40,349 from your life right now? 314 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:42,310 It's not. I'm KFC, baby. 315 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:44,103 You don't mess 316 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:44,103 with the Colonel's recipe. 317 00:08:44,228 --> 00:08:46,981 I want things to stay 318 00:08:44,228 --> 00:08:46,981 exactly the same, 319 00:08:47,106 --> 00:08:48,607 but with a different hottie. 320 00:08:48,732 --> 00:08:50,985 'Cause Barney don't slurp 321 00:08:48,732 --> 00:08:50,985 no sloppy seconds, 322 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:53,028 especially his own. 323 00:08:53,154 --> 00:08:55,572 Okay, the bottom line is 324 00:08:55,697 --> 00:08:57,199 things are gonna get better. 325 00:08:57,325 --> 00:08:59,534 Well, all I care about is 326 00:08:57,325 --> 00:08:59,534 getting into law school. 327 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:00,494 You will. 328 00:09:00,577 --> 00:09:03,789 2006 is gonna be awesome. 329 00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:09,837 And look what happened. 330 00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:11,505 You got into law school, 331 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:12,340 just like I said you would. 332 00:09:12,506 --> 00:09:15,301 See, things aren't so bad. 333 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:16,677 Lily left me. 334 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:21,390 And now I'll never have 335 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:21,390 a mustache. 336 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:29,023 Baby, there you are. 337 00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:31,608 I have spent all day thinking 338 00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:31,608 about all the naughty, 339 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,986 naughty things 340 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,986 you and I are gonna do 341 00:09:34,111 --> 00:09:35,029 to cheer up Marshall. 342 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:36,989 Like what? 343 00:09:37,114 --> 00:09:38,157 Um... 344 00:09:38,282 --> 00:09:40,575 Uh, I'll you guys 345 00:09:38,282 --> 00:09:40,575 hang out, okay? 346 00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:42,077 Um, I'll just be... 347 00:09:42,203 --> 00:09:43,120 waiting in the bedroom. 348 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,998 Oh, I'm sorry. 349 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,998 I-I didn't mean that 350 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,834 to sound like Ted and I are 351 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,834 gonna do a kind of thing. 352 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:54,006 Okay, okay. 353 00:09:54,131 --> 00:09:55,216 See you. 354 00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:56,550 Marshall, this will pass. 355 00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:57,718 Trust me. 356 00:09:57,843 --> 00:09:59,761 Three years from now... 357 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:02,264 Briefcase, lawyer, 358 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:04,474 knighthood, mustache, 359 00:10:04,599 --> 00:10:06,310 all that stuff from before. 360 00:10:06,435 --> 00:10:07,436 Congratulations, bro. 361 00:10:07,561 --> 00:10:09,897 And congratulations 362 00:10:07,561 --> 00:10:09,897 to you too, Ted, 363 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:11,481 for locking this down. 364 00:10:12,941 --> 00:10:13,984 You know, it's weird, 365 00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:15,694 I never thought I 366 00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:15,694 would get married, 367 00:10:15,819 --> 00:10:17,071 but you talked me into it. 368 00:10:17,196 --> 00:10:18,197 Or rather, banged 369 00:10:17,196 --> 00:10:18,197 me into it. 370 00:10:18,322 --> 00:10:20,949 You're so good in bed, ooh. 371 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:24,536 How is this helping me? 372 00:10:24,661 --> 00:10:25,913 I'm getting to it. 373 00:10:26,038 --> 00:10:30,042 In three years, not only 374 00:10:26,038 --> 00:10:30,042 will Lily be back, but... 375 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:33,670 It's so nice to be married 376 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:33,670 to a wonderful guy 377 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:36,590 and be carrying his child. 378 00:10:36,715 --> 00:10:39,009 I think you're being 379 00:10:36,715 --> 00:10:39,009 kind of optimistic, Ted. 380 00:10:39,134 --> 00:10:41,511 Can I make 381 00:10:39,134 --> 00:10:41,511 one little adjustment? 382 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:45,433 It's so nice to be married 383 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:45,433 to a wonderful guy 384 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,225 and carrying his child, 385 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,352 and here he is now. 386 00:10:48,477 --> 00:10:51,272 Guys, I want you to meet 387 00:10:51,397 --> 00:10:53,315 some douchey guy named Trey. 388 00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:55,567 'Sup, bro? 389 00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:55,567 Mmm. 390 00:10:55,692 --> 00:10:57,236 I don't know 391 00:10:55,692 --> 00:10:57,236 what I love more: 392 00:10:57,361 --> 00:10:58,237 his thick mustache 393 00:10:58,362 --> 00:10:59,363 or his trucker hat. 394 00:10:59,488 --> 00:11:02,241 You know I hate those hats. 395 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:04,952 Then you're really gonna 396 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:04,952 hate this sonogram. 397 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,625 Nooo... 398 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:14,669 ooo...! 399 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:19,508 A baby in a trucker hat. 400 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:19,508 That's awesome. 401 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,634 Anyway, 402 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,634 Ted's right. 403 00:11:20,675 --> 00:11:22,219 2009's gonna rule. 404 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,221 By the way, guys, 405 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,221 this is Maya. 406 00:11:24,346 --> 00:11:29,059 You'll be seeing 407 00:11:24,346 --> 00:11:29,059 a lot more of Maya. 408 00:11:30,185 --> 00:11:32,062 And they never saw her again. 409 00:11:32,187 --> 00:11:33,355 Whassaaaa! 410 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:34,648 Okay, seriously, 411 00:11:34,731 --> 00:11:35,941 at least tell me 412 00:11:34,731 --> 00:11:35,941 you're gonna 413 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,651 change the what 414 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,651 will by then be 415 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,027 nine-year-old beer 416 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,027 commercial reference. 417 00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:40,154 I mean, 418 00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:40,154 come on. 419 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:41,447 There's got to be 420 00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:41,447 at least one way 421 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,739 that you'd like the future 422 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,739 to be different. 423 00:11:42,864 --> 00:11:45,200 I guess there is one thing. 424 00:11:45,326 --> 00:11:46,285 By the way, guys, this is Maya. 425 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:48,412 You'll be seeing 426 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:48,412 a lot more of Maya. 427 00:11:48,537 --> 00:11:51,332 And not because 428 00:11:48,537 --> 00:11:51,332 of these these. 429 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:54,418 Because of these. 430 00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:57,546 Back boobs... 431 00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:57,546 the visual stimulation 432 00:11:57,671 --> 00:11:59,548 of missionary meets 433 00:11:57,671 --> 00:11:59,548 the emotional detachment 434 00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:01,049 of doggy-style. 435 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:02,217 Patent pending. 436 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:03,677 Whassaaaa! 437 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,804 The point is, Marshall, 438 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:09,475 this time in three years, 439 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:09,475 everything is gonna be great. 440 00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:16,023 See? Lily came back. 441 00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:19,109 Of course, Robin and I 442 00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:19,109 didn't end up together. 443 00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:20,235 But I did get engaged. 444 00:12:20,361 --> 00:12:23,030 And left at the altar. 445 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:25,115 But I did start 446 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:25,115 my own architectural firm. 447 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,741 And it failed 448 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,741 after a few months. 449 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:28,702 Can we put the movie on, please? 450 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:28,702 Yeah. 451 00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:29,703 Sure, buddy. 452 00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:31,163 Hey, by the way, 453 00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:31,163 where is Robin? 454 00:12:31,288 --> 00:12:33,165 In the summer of 2009, 455 00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,209 Barney and Robin 456 00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,209 were secretly dating. 457 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,586 Oh, uh, Barney said she's 458 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,586 taking some extension class 459 00:12:37,711 --> 00:12:39,254 in how to decoupage, 460 00:12:37,711 --> 00:12:39,254 and Barney's taking 461 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,714 a different decoupage class 462 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,714 in the same building. 463 00:12:40,755 --> 00:12:43,467 That's why they shared 464 00:12:40,755 --> 00:12:43,467 that cab that one time. 465 00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:46,887 We were idiots. 466 00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:48,889 Wait a minute. 467 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:52,393 You're saying that 468 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:52,393 Barney Stinson is at 469 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:52,393 a decoupage class? 470 00:12:54,436 --> 00:12:56,480 That means we can watch 471 00:12:54,436 --> 00:12:56,480 Star Wars on his giant TV! 472 00:12:56,605 --> 00:12:57,439 Punch it, Chewy! 473 00:13:02,819 --> 00:13:04,946 Oh. 474 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:06,073 You're back 475 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:06,073 from decoupage. 476 00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:07,533 What's decoupage? 477 00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:10,118 Oh, uh, yeah, I took that 478 00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:10,118 cab there that one time. 479 00:13:10,244 --> 00:13:11,412 Hold on. 480 00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,541 Come on in. 481 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,253 We were hoping we could 482 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,253 watch the trilogy here. 483 00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:21,838 Uh, sure. But, uh... 484 00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:23,048 first go look out 485 00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:23,048 my, uh, bedroom window. 486 00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,050 There's a, uh... 487 00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:27,886 naked lady, uh... 488 00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:31,306 jumping up and down 489 00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:31,306 on a mini-trampoline 490 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:33,892 in the apartment 491 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:33,892 across the, uh... 492 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:35,477 street. 493 00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:41,983 Get me out of this thing! 494 00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:44,194 There's no time! 495 00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:46,614 Barney, I am not ready for them 496 00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:46,614 to find out about us. 497 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,782 Then you're gonna have to stay 498 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,782 in there for the entire trilogy. 499 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:50,033 Don't worry. It's 500 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:50,033 only 382 minutes. 501 00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:52,077 Nerd! 502 00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,374 So, where do you guys think 503 00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,374 we'll be in three years? 504 00:13:57,499 --> 00:13:59,167 It'll be 2012. 505 00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,128 That's an easy one. 506 00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:02,504 Guys, this is Sophia. 507 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,256 You'll be seeing 508 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,256 a lot more of... 509 00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:08,093 Okay, that 510 00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:08,093 is so weird. 511 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:11,472 I was just trying 512 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:11,472 to use the force. 513 00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:13,056 Do you think instead 514 00:14:11,597 --> 00:14:13,056 of making a beer 515 00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:16,101 fly out of the fridge, 516 00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:16,101 I made that lamp break? 517 00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,979 Either that 518 00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,979 or the stormtrooper did. 519 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,065 Oh, the stormtrooper 520 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,065 would never do that. 521 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:26,361 He knows that lamp costs $1,200. 522 00:14:27,446 --> 00:14:28,905 Anyway, while it's just us guys, 523 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:32,075 let me ask you something: 524 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:32,075 we've all had that same fantasy 525 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,121 about having sex with a girl in 526 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,121 a stormtrooper costume, right? 527 00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,915 Mmm, no. 528 00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,915 Never. 529 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,375 Guys... 530 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:41,960 come on, no girls around, 531 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:41,960 just us bros. 532 00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,045 Safe space. 533 00:14:44,171 --> 00:14:46,715 Let's stop being polite 534 00:14:44,171 --> 00:14:46,715 and start gettin' real. 535 00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:48,842 Stormtrooper fantasy. 536 00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:50,636 Every guy's had that one, right? 537 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:53,138 Not even once, no. 538 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:53,138 No, no, no. 539 00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:55,182 So I'm the weird one? 540 00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,643 Yeah. 541 00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,643 Yeah. 542 00:14:57,851 --> 00:14:58,352 Yeah. 543 00:14:58,477 --> 00:14:59,394 How about you, Ted? 544 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,229 How's your life gonna 545 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,229 be different 546 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:02,981 in, whatever, three years? 547 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,983 Oh, you know, 548 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:04,983 the usual. 549 00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,319 Gonna meet a nice girl 550 00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,319 and get married. 551 00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:09,946 I mean, I know I say that 552 00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:09,946 every year, but... 553 00:15:10,071 --> 00:15:12,741 let's be honest, 554 00:15:10,071 --> 00:15:12,741 in 2012, I'll be 34. 555 00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,660 If it still hasn't 556 00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,660 happened for me by then, 557 00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:18,497 something is seriously 558 00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:18,497 wrong with me! 559 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:31,218 Something is seriously wrong 560 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:31,218 with me. 561 00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:37,891 I can't do 562 00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:37,891 this anymore. 563 00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:39,727 I can't 564 00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:39,727 keep smiling 565 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:41,102 and being optimistic 566 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:41,102 all the time 567 00:15:41,228 --> 00:15:43,564 when all the evidence 568 00:15:41,228 --> 00:15:43,564 points to the contrary. 569 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,774 You really think 570 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,774 that three years from now 571 00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,401 things aren't gonna be awesome? 572 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:49,486 I'll tell you what 573 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:49,486 things are gonna be like 574 00:15:49,611 --> 00:15:50,654 three years from now. 575 00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:55,659 Uh, yes, hello. I see 576 00:15:55,784 --> 00:16:00,414 on my frozen entree for one 577 00:15:55,784 --> 00:16:00,414 they printed this number 578 00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:03,041 where I can voice 579 00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:03,041 comments and concerns. 580 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,627 Well, there's more cinnamon 581 00:16:05,753 --> 00:16:08,463 in the cobbler than usual. 582 00:16:08,589 --> 00:16:10,799 No, I like cinnamon. 583 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:15,470 Oh, you're very welcome 584 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:15,470 for my comment. 585 00:16:15,596 --> 00:16:19,933 Wait! Uh, don't go. 586 00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:22,519 Um... do you like cinnamon? 587 00:16:22,644 --> 00:16:23,687 Hello? Hello? 588 00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:32,654 Marshall, you want 589 00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:32,654 to watch Star Wars? 590 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,156 No, can do, old bean! 591 00:16:35,282 --> 00:16:36,533 You see, we're up on the Cape 592 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:38,076 living the idyllic 593 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:38,076 family lifestyle 594 00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:39,119 that you've always 595 00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:39,119 dreamed of. 596 00:16:39,244 --> 00:16:43,998 Oh, and I'm pregnant 597 00:16:39,244 --> 00:16:43,998 with baby #5! 598 00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:46,084 But baby #4 isn't even out yet. 599 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,628 I'm just that good! 600 00:16:47,753 --> 00:16:48,962 Oh, oh, hold on. 601 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:50,505 There's somebody wants 602 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:50,505 to say hello to you. 603 00:16:52,257 --> 00:16:53,425 Hey, Ted. 604 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:55,009 I just wanted to say 605 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:55,009 that things are great, 606 00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:57,679 and I'm married to that 607 00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:57,679 douchey guy in the trucker hat. 608 00:16:57,805 --> 00:16:59,973 Whassup, bra? 609 00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:03,268 It turns out it was just you 610 00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:04,978 I didn't want to commit to. 611 00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:06,980 Oh, 612 00:17:07,021 --> 00:17:09,441 and I got back boobs. 613 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,443 So things are great! 614 00:17:11,568 --> 00:17:12,611 Buh-bye! 615 00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,659 By the way, Ted, 616 00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,659 this is Melanie. 617 00:17:18,784 --> 00:17:20,702 You'll be seeing a 618 00:17:18,784 --> 00:17:20,702 lot more of Melanie. 619 00:17:20,828 --> 00:17:22,704 Wait-wait-wait a minute! 620 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:24,205 Who is Melanie? 621 00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:26,374 Come on, Barney, if there's 622 00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:26,374 one thing I can count on 623 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,501 not to change, 624 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,501 it's you walking in 625 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,127 with some random 626 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,127 girl on your arm. 627 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,587 No. No, I don't want that. 628 00:17:30,712 --> 00:17:32,840 For the first time 629 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:35,008 in my life, I don't 630 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:35,008 want to find myself 631 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,010 in three years 632 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,010 with some random girl, 633 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,720 no matter 634 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,720 how many boobs she has. 635 00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:41,640 I want to be with Quinn. 636 00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:45,853 Guys... 637 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,563 you're gonna be seeing 638 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:48,563 a lot more of Quinn. 639 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,149 Dude, we've been 640 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,149 to the Lusty Leopard. 641 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,149 We've seen plenty. 642 00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,694 I kind of walked into that one. 643 00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,694 All right, bye-bye. 644 00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:01,034 What are you doing? 645 00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:01,910 We're living together, 646 00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:01,910 I'm excited about it, 647 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:04,538 and I'm getting 648 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:04,538 rid of my mugs. 649 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,165 That was mine. 650 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,750 Sorry. I don't know 651 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,750 which are which. 652 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:12,838 Truth is, I never 653 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:12,838 drink coffee at home. 654 00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:14,297 This one? 655 00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:14,297 Mm-hmm. 656 00:18:14,422 --> 00:18:16,132 There! 657 00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:18,218 I don't need my coffee mugs 658 00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:18,218 'cause I got yours! 659 00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:20,053 For the rest of my life. 660 00:18:20,178 --> 00:18:22,723 Or as... long as 661 00:18:20,178 --> 00:18:22,723 you'll have me. 662 00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,058 We haven't really talked 663 00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,058 about the future. 664 00:18:25,141 --> 00:18:27,185 Did I make things awkward? 665 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:27,728 Just keep smashing mugs. 666 00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:32,065 Or donate them. 667 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,859 Point is, 668 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,737 I plan on being with you 669 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,737 for a long time. 670 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:37,779 You okay with that? 671 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,078 Sounds great. 672 00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:49,624 Ooh.. Oh! 673 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:54,588 I am so sorry. 674 00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:55,964 No, no, it's great. 675 00:18:56,089 --> 00:18:58,884 A guy has to be the first one 676 00:18:56,089 --> 00:18:58,884 to let 'er rip. 677 00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:01,135 I was actually hoping 678 00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:01,135 this would happen soon. 679 00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:02,846 I've been crop-dusting 680 00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:02,846 the patio for weeks. 681 00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,557 The patio! 682 00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,557 Mm-hmm. 683 00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,559 I've been going 684 00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,559 out on the street, 685 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:09,644 like, exactly this time 686 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:09,644 every night. 687 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:13,106 Where are you, blond man? 688 00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:15,483 Show yourself! 689 00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:18,486 I will be at my mother's. 690 00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:19,738 We're a real couple now, 691 00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:19,738 aren't we? 692 00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:21,823 We are. 693 00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:31,666 Hey, buddy, I get 694 00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:31,666 that you're bummed. 695 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,836 But I got a good feeling 696 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,836 about 2015. 697 00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:38,131 I think that's 698 00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:38,131 gonna be your year. 699 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,968 Kids, that was the one time 700 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,968 I ever lost faith 701 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:44,304 in the idea that my life 702 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:44,304 would be better in three years. 703 00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:47,140 And what's funny is, 704 00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:47,140 three years from that moment, 705 00:19:47,223 --> 00:19:49,142 my life was amazing. 706 00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:50,184 All right! 707 00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:50,184 It's trilogy time! 708 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,562 Can I just lodge 709 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,562 one complaint? 710 00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,147 This is a guy's tradition. 711 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,650 It's kind of a lame move 712 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,650 on Ted's part to bring a chick. 713 00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:59,152 Come on, dude... 714 00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:59,152 cut him some slack. 715 00:19:59,193 --> 00:20:00,445 I know. He loves her. 716 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:03,072 And I'll give him this: 717 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:03,072 she is pretty damn cute. 718 00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:05,575 Thank God she takes 719 00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:05,575 after her mother. 720 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,787 All right, 721 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,787 let's watch this thing! 722 00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:09,704 TV... 723 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:13,875 play Star Wars trilogy. 724 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:19,339 Play Star Wars tril... 725 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,132 You know what? 726 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,132 Screw it. 727 00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:26,596 Okay, you are about to see 728 00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:26,596 something awesome. 729 00:20:26,721 --> 00:20:28,389 And just know this: 730 00:20:28,515 --> 00:20:30,600 Han shot first. 731 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,103 I wonder if things'll 732 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,103 be a lot different 733 00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:37,691 when we watch the trilogy 734 00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:37,691 again in 2018. 735 00:20:37,816 --> 00:20:38,984 I hope not. 736 00:20:47,784 --> 00:20:48,994 Oh, that was awesome. 737 00:20:51,663 --> 00:21:01,663 You were right... 738 00:20:51,663 --> 00:21:01,663 not weird. 739 00:20:51,663 --> 00:21:01,663 No.