1 00:00:19,611 --> 00:00:24,074 Oh, you look like you're 2 00:00:19,611 --> 00:00:24,074 coming from a wedding. 3 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:25,450 Was it a nice one? 4 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:29,871 Uh, it's a long story, 5 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:29,871 and I don't mean to be rude, 6 00:00:29,913 --> 00:00:32,374 but I really don't 7 00:00:29,913 --> 00:00:32,374 feel like talking about it. 8 00:00:34,752 --> 00:00:37,379 It all started when the 9 00:00:34,752 --> 00:00:37,379 bride asked to see me... 10 00:00:40,131 --> 00:00:41,091 Wow. 11 00:00:41,132 --> 00:00:43,635 Okay, don't 12 00:00:41,132 --> 00:00:43,635 sugarcoat it, Mosby. 13 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,012 Just give it 14 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,012 to me straight, okay? 15 00:00:46,054 --> 00:00:47,514 How bad is Barney 16 00:00:46,054 --> 00:00:47,514 freaking out right now? 17 00:00:47,556 --> 00:00:49,349 Oh, he's fine. 18 00:00:49,391 --> 00:00:51,142 No, I'm serious. 19 00:00:49,391 --> 00:00:51,142 He's totally fine. 20 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,519 I have a better 21 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,519 tie at home! 22 00:00:52,561 --> 00:00:53,729 It's cornflower blue! 23 00:00:53,771 --> 00:00:55,188 It's cornflower 24 00:00:53,771 --> 00:00:55,188 blue! 25 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:59,025 You may rest assured, Barney 26 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:59,025 Stinson is absolutely 100% 27 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:00,360 going through 28 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:00,360 with this wedding. 29 00:01:00,402 --> 00:01:02,195 Okay. 30 00:01:02,237 --> 00:01:04,740 Good news. 31 00:01:04,782 --> 00:01:08,034 Um, just one 32 00:01:04,782 --> 00:01:08,034 small issue, uh... 33 00:01:08,076 --> 00:01:10,704 I can't go through 34 00:01:08,076 --> 00:01:10,704 with this wedding. 35 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,344 Okay, calm down, 36 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,344 everyone feels this way 37 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,345 on their wedding day. 38 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,555 It'll pass. 39 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,555 No. 40 00:01:28,597 --> 00:01:29,431 It's more than that. 41 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:31,266 I'm having a 42 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:31,266 serious crisis. 43 00:01:32,976 --> 00:01:36,354 And I wonder if it would be 44 00:01:32,976 --> 00:01:36,354 hard to climb out that window. 45 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,022 Uh, climbing out's easy. 46 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,024 Climbing in's 47 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,024 the real challenge. 48 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:41,526 Oh, right. 49 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,611 It's the same window, 50 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,611 isn't it? 51 00:01:42,653 --> 00:01:44,154 Yeah. 52 00:01:44,195 --> 00:01:45,989 That story 53 00:01:44,195 --> 00:01:45,989 transpired in May of 2012. 54 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:50,661 As you may recall, Lily and 55 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:50,661 Marshall were gloriously happy 56 00:01:50,702 --> 00:01:52,830 having just welcomed 57 00:01:50,702 --> 00:01:52,830 your cousin Marvin. 58 00:01:52,871 --> 00:01:55,624 While Barney and Quinn 59 00:01:52,871 --> 00:01:55,624 were gloriously happy 60 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:58,502 having just gotten engaged. 61 00:01:58,543 --> 00:02:00,629 And Robin, well... 62 00:02:00,671 --> 00:02:02,005 Ah, got it! 63 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:05,676 Man, that sum'bitch had 64 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:05,676 been in there since breakfast! 65 00:02:05,717 --> 00:02:08,595 one, 66 00:02:05,717 --> 00:02:08,595 poppy seed: zero. 67 00:02:08,637 --> 00:02:09,680 Heck, this calls 68 00:02:08,637 --> 00:02:09,680 for some champagne. 69 00:02:09,721 --> 00:02:10,806 I think there's 70 00:02:09,721 --> 00:02:10,806 some in the fridge. 71 00:02:10,848 --> 00:02:12,140 We'll get it. 72 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:14,267 We're totally not gonna 73 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:14,267 go have sex in the kitchen, 74 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:15,435 if that's what 75 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:15,435 you're thinking. 76 00:02:15,477 --> 00:02:16,603 Aw, we're not? 77 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:17,688 No, no, we are. 78 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:17,688 I already took off your bra. 79 00:02:17,729 --> 00:02:18,938 Oh! 80 00:02:20,649 --> 00:02:23,026 Hey, are you guys sure 81 00:02:20,649 --> 00:02:23,026 you can handle champagne? 82 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:25,028 You haven't slept 83 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:25,028 in like a week. 84 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:26,488 We should just 85 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:26,488 call it a night. 86 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,532 Oh, I see what 87 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,532 this is about. 88 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:30,742 You feel weird 89 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:30,742 because Barney's engaged. 90 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:31,743 What? 91 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,537 No. Of course not. 92 00:02:33,578 --> 00:02:35,330 And I will tell you 93 00:02:33,578 --> 00:02:35,330 why it's not weird. 94 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,247 What's not weird? 95 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,749 The fact 96 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,749 that Barney's engaged. 97 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:38,834 Barney's engaged? 98 00:02:38,876 --> 00:02:39,877 Heck, this calls 99 00:02:38,876 --> 00:02:39,877 for some champagne. 100 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:41,085 I think there's 101 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:41,085 some in the fridge. 102 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,046 Oh, my God, why don't you 103 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,046 both just admit it: 104 00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:46,299 You're deliriously exhausted. 105 00:02:46,341 --> 00:02:47,676 We're fine! 106 00:02:47,718 --> 00:02:49,594 Really? 107 00:02:47,718 --> 00:02:49,594 We're not gonna be 108 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,970 the kind of people 109 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,970 who have a baby 110 00:02:51,012 --> 00:02:52,764 and become total zombies. 111 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,765 Yes, Robin. 112 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,893 We're not gonna be 113 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,893 the kind of people 114 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,728 that have a zombie 115 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,728 and become total babies. 116 00:02:57,769 --> 00:02:59,730 Okay, well, what 117 00:02:57,769 --> 00:02:59,730 I was saying is... 118 00:03:08,363 --> 00:03:09,322 Do you understand? 119 00:03:09,364 --> 00:03:11,575 Yes! God, yes! 120 00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,744 You are preaching 121 00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,744 to the choir, sister. 122 00:03:13,785 --> 00:03:15,787 Whew! 123 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,581 Hey. 124 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,581 So... 125 00:03:17,622 --> 00:03:20,876 I am thinking 126 00:03:17,622 --> 00:03:20,876 about my bridal party 127 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,211 and, uh, I don't have 128 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,211 a lot of girlfriends. 129 00:03:23,253 --> 00:03:24,713 I mean, 130 00:03:23,253 --> 00:03:24,713 I have work friends, 131 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:25,714 but I worked at a strip club 132 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:27,090 and I know they'll 133 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:27,090 just complain 134 00:03:27,131 --> 00:03:30,635 about any bridesmaid's dress 135 00:03:27,131 --> 00:03:30,635 that has a front, so... 136 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,679 Would you guys 137 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,679 be my bridesmaids? 138 00:03:32,721 --> 00:03:33,680 I'd be honored. 139 00:03:32,721 --> 00:03:33,680 Yes! 140 00:03:33,722 --> 00:03:34,681 Of course. 141 00:03:34,723 --> 00:03:36,224 Not you, Marshall. 142 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:37,976 But, yay, 143 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:37,976 thank you! 144 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:37,976 Oh. 145 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:38,769 Oh, thank you. 146 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:38,769 Oh, my gosh. 147 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,729 It's gonna be 148 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,729 so much fun. 149 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:43,857 Yeah, now it's weird. 150 00:03:43,899 --> 00:03:45,066 What's weird? 151 00:03:45,108 --> 00:03:47,611 Me being 152 00:03:45,108 --> 00:03:47,611 Quinn's bridesmaid. 153 00:03:47,652 --> 00:03:49,863 Oh, I wouldn't worry 154 00:03:47,652 --> 00:03:49,863 about that, sweetie. 155 00:03:49,905 --> 00:03:51,072 She probably won't 156 00:03:49,905 --> 00:03:51,072 even ask you. 157 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:52,031 She just did. 158 00:03:52,073 --> 00:03:53,700 And we both said yes. 159 00:03:53,742 --> 00:03:56,494 Heck, this calls 160 00:03:53,742 --> 00:03:56,494 for some champagne. 161 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,830 I think there's 162 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,830 some in the fridge. 163 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,249 Meanwhile, 164 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,249 I was also gloriously happy, 165 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:03,627 driving off into the sunset 166 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:03,627 with Victoria, 167 00:04:03,668 --> 00:04:06,421 who left her fiance Klaus 168 00:04:03,668 --> 00:04:06,421 at the altar for me. 169 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:07,505 There was just one problem. 170 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,216 I wonder if Klaus 171 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,216 found your note yet. 172 00:04:10,258 --> 00:04:11,217 My note? 173 00:04:11,259 --> 00:04:12,385 Yeah, you know, 174 00:04:12,427 --> 00:04:14,679 the "I'm leaving you 175 00:04:12,427 --> 00:04:14,679 at the altar" note. 176 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:15,847 Is that a thing? 177 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:20,310 When you leave someone at the 178 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:20,310 altar, you always leave a note. 179 00:04:20,351 --> 00:04:21,770 It's common courtesy. 180 00:04:21,812 --> 00:04:24,898 I think common courtesy went 181 00:04:21,812 --> 00:04:24,898 out the window when I did. 182 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:27,484 Look, when Stella 183 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:27,484 left me at the altar, 184 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:28,902 at least I got an explanation. 185 00:04:28,944 --> 00:04:31,947 I mean, that note is 186 00:04:28,944 --> 00:04:31,947 what keeps you sane. 187 00:04:31,989 --> 00:04:35,366 You read it, you re-read it, 188 00:04:31,989 --> 00:04:35,366 you memorize it, 189 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,869 you sleep with it, 190 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,869 you sniff it 191 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,496 because it still 192 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,496 kind of smells like her, 193 00:04:39,537 --> 00:04:40,789 and then, finally... 194 00:04:40,831 --> 00:04:42,707 you let it go... 195 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,584 tied to a brick, 196 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,584 right through her perfect 197 00:04:44,626 --> 00:04:46,127 little suburban bay window. 198 00:04:46,169 --> 00:04:48,254 I'll just text him. 199 00:04:48,296 --> 00:04:50,007 You're leaving a note. 200 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,718 So, Barney and I have 201 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,718 already disagreed 202 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,261 on a few 203 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,261 of the wedding details. 204 00:04:55,303 --> 00:04:57,055 I want to go 205 00:04:55,303 --> 00:04:57,055 with a buffet, 206 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,724 and he wants to ride down the 207 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,724 aisle on a grizzly bear. 208 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,977 He'll be wearing a tux. 209 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,563 Fine, fine, I'll settle 210 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,563 for a panda bear, 211 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,815 but you have 212 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,815 to call my tailor. 213 00:05:06,857 --> 00:05:08,984 He'll be furious 214 00:05:06,857 --> 00:05:08,984 about the switch. 215 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:10,986 Hey, Barney, uh... 216 00:05:11,028 --> 00:05:12,445 We've gotta talk. 217 00:05:12,487 --> 00:05:15,991 Um, Quinn just asked me 218 00:05:12,487 --> 00:05:15,991 to be one of her bridesmaids. 219 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:18,785 Isn't she even a little weirded 220 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:18,785 out that you and I used to date? 221 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:21,830 Quinn doesn't have 222 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:21,830 a jealous bone in her body. 223 00:05:21,872 --> 00:05:23,164 She rolls with 224 00:05:21,872 --> 00:05:23,164 the punches. 225 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:25,166 She... 226 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:25,166 Doesn't have a clue. 227 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,002 No, she does not. 228 00:05:27,044 --> 00:05:28,378 Okay. 229 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:30,547 Okay. 230 00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:32,799 "Klaus, there is 231 00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:32,799 no easy way to tell you 232 00:05:32,841 --> 00:05:34,968 why I won't be 233 00:05:32,841 --> 00:05:34,968 marrying you today. 234 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:37,846 Have a great 235 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:37,846 summer, Victoria." 236 00:05:37,888 --> 00:05:39,764 That's it? 237 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,975 No, no, we gotta 238 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,975 do this right. 239 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:43,977 Well, you can't write it. 240 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:46,771 One look, it's gonna be obvious 241 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:46,771 it's a guy's handwri... 242 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,982 Oh no, we're good. 243 00:05:49,024 --> 00:05:51,776 Okay, fine, 244 00:05:49,024 --> 00:05:51,776 you write, I'll advise. 245 00:05:53,695 --> 00:05:54,696 "Klaus." 246 00:05:54,738 --> 00:05:55,906 Just "Klaus"? 247 00:05:55,947 --> 00:05:57,741 Come on, give it some heart, 248 00:05:55,947 --> 00:05:57,741 the poor guy. 249 00:05:57,782 --> 00:06:00,952 "Dear sweet Klaus..." 250 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,537 "Sweet?" What, are you still 251 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,537 in love with this jerk? 252 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,372 I'm doing this on my own. 253 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:09,669 I'm sorry, I just... 254 00:06:09,711 --> 00:06:12,047 you know, 255 00:06:09,711 --> 00:06:12,047 I feel bad for the guy. 256 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:14,925 I'm stealing the greatest girl 257 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:14,925 in the world away from him. 258 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:17,635 You're not stealing me. 259 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,554 I'm choosing you. 260 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:27,520 Because you are loving 261 00:06:27,562 --> 00:06:30,107 and you are caring... 262 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,901 and you are going to 263 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,901 go deliver this note. 264 00:06:32,943 --> 00:06:34,861 Wait, you want me 265 00:06:32,943 --> 00:06:34,861 to go in there? 266 00:06:34,903 --> 00:06:37,739 It took everything 267 00:06:34,903 --> 00:06:37,739 I had to climb out 268 00:06:37,781 --> 00:06:38,823 that church window today. 269 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:42,452 and if I have 270 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:42,452 to go back in there, 271 00:06:42,493 --> 00:06:44,955 I'm not sure 272 00:06:42,493 --> 00:06:44,955 I can do it again. 273 00:06:57,008 --> 00:06:58,426 It has to smell like you. 274 00:07:04,975 --> 00:07:07,351 So Quinn has no idea 275 00:07:04,975 --> 00:07:07,351 that we used to date? 276 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:08,394 None whatsoever. 277 00:07:08,436 --> 00:07:09,980 Okay, Barney, 278 00:07:08,436 --> 00:07:09,980 think this through. 279 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:13,524 Do you really want to spend the 280 00:07:10,021 --> 00:07:13,524 rest of your life with Quinn... 281 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:14,734 Oh, God, you have a point. 282 00:07:14,776 --> 00:07:15,735 Haven't gotten to it yet. 283 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:19,156 Of course. Continue. 284 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:21,950 Do you really want to spend the 285 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:21,950 rest of your life with Quinn 286 00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:22,867 and keep this secret? 287 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,744 I mean, 288 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,744 she's gonna find out. 289 00:07:24,786 --> 00:07:26,997 Quinn's not gonna find out 290 00:07:24,786 --> 00:07:26,997 because I've destroyed 291 00:07:27,038 --> 00:07:29,582 every piece of evidence that 292 00:07:27,038 --> 00:07:29,582 you and I were ever a couple. 293 00:07:29,624 --> 00:07:31,168 That's ridiculous. 294 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:33,086 You couldn't have 295 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:33,086 gotten rid of all of it. 296 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,260 You replaced me with a tiger. 297 00:07:41,302 --> 00:07:43,054 I couldn't completely 298 00:07:41,302 --> 00:07:43,054 get you out of that one. 299 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,388 Had to get creative. 300 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:48,226 Well, I'm glad that deleting 301 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:48,226 our entire time together 302 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,727 was so easy for you. 303 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,814 But I guarantee you: Quinn is 304 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,814 gonna find out eventually. 305 00:07:52,856 --> 00:07:54,065 No, she won't. 306 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,192 I just need your help. 307 00:07:55,233 --> 00:07:56,275 Yours, too. 308 00:07:56,317 --> 00:07:57,527 I know you're out of it, 309 00:07:57,568 --> 00:07:59,403 but you have to promise 310 00:07:57,568 --> 00:07:59,403 not to tell Quinn, okay? 311 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:00,864 Tell Quinn what? 312 00:08:00,905 --> 00:08:02,032 Exactly. 313 00:08:02,073 --> 00:08:03,200 No, she's really asking. 314 00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:04,617 Tell Quinn what? 315 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:13,751 Ooooooh... 316 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,388 Can't climb 317 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,388 the drainpipe. 318 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,388 What? 319 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,224 When I was in fourth grade, 320 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,224 I couldn't climb the rope 321 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:29,350 in gym class and all the other 322 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:29,350 kids made fun of me, 323 00:08:29,392 --> 00:08:30,518 even though 324 00:08:29,392 --> 00:08:30,518 it wasn't my fault. 325 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,687 I had to go after 326 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,687 Efthimios Papajapoulos. 327 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,564 The rope was slick 328 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,564 with lamb grease! 329 00:08:34,605 --> 00:08:37,567 Okay, so just walk 330 00:08:34,605 --> 00:08:37,567 in the front door 331 00:08:37,608 --> 00:08:38,735 and act like you belong. 332 00:08:38,776 --> 00:08:39,819 Here. 333 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,196 Here's the key to 334 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,196 the dressing room. 335 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:50,914 Can I help you? 336 00:08:50,955 --> 00:08:53,250 Hi. 337 00:08:50,955 --> 00:08:53,250 I'm the church handyman. 338 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,668 I'm here to fix 339 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,668 the broken thing. 340 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:56,586 It's busted. 341 00:08:56,627 --> 00:08:59,130 The bride is 342 00:08:56,627 --> 00:08:59,130 taking a "schnooze." 343 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,175 She asked me to stand watch 344 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,175 so that no one disturbs her. 345 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:03,509 I'll be quick. 346 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,886 You will be dead. 347 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:06,721 I used to wrestle 348 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:06,721 in Leipzig. 349 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:07,889 You know what? 350 00:09:07,931 --> 00:09:08,848 A note's redundant. 351 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,058 You're not there. 352 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,058 He gets it. 353 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,769 No, you were right, 354 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,769 I have to leave a note. 355 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:13,728 It's common courtesy. 356 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,979 Well, it's not 357 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,979 gonna be possible 358 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,774 with Andrea the Giant 359 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,774 standing guard up there. 360 00:09:17,815 --> 00:09:19,901 Oh, right, Klaus's sister. 361 00:09:19,943 --> 00:09:21,402 It's too bad 362 00:09:19,943 --> 00:09:21,402 Barney's not here. 363 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:23,988 Man, he lives 364 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:23,988 for bridesmaids. 365 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,448 Right, but he's not. 366 00:09:25,489 --> 00:09:27,784 And it's not like he could 367 00:09:25,489 --> 00:09:27,784 seduce Uta over the phone. 368 00:09:29,493 --> 00:09:31,288 Challenge accepted! 369 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,414 Honey, it's not cheating 370 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,414 if it's on the phone, right? 371 00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:34,415 Say what now? 372 00:09:34,457 --> 00:09:35,416 Quinn's on board! 373 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,209 Text me her number! 374 00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:40,255 You filthy, disgusting man! 375 00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:44,050 But yes, I will do that to 376 00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:44,050 myself at your instruction. 377 00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:45,885 Let me find a broom closet. 378 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:50,348 Oh, ja, good. 379 00:10:02,652 --> 00:10:04,403 I did it. I did it! 380 00:10:04,445 --> 00:10:05,780 You're amazing. 381 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,406 Let's get out of here. 382 00:10:11,702 --> 00:10:13,913 I left the car keys 383 00:10:11,702 --> 00:10:13,913 in the dressing room. 384 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:17,458 Pretty sure the door 385 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:17,458 locked behind me. 386 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,714 Oh, God... Oh, God... 387 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,714 Oh, God... 388 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,259 I found it kind of insulting 389 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:26,259 that Barney doesn't 390 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:27,885 think we can 391 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:27,885 keep this secret. 392 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,097 I mean, yeah, Marvin's 393 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:31,097 keeping us up all night. 394 00:10:31,139 --> 00:10:34,475 But he's still the prettiest 395 00:10:31,139 --> 00:10:34,475 little girl in the city. 396 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:38,271 Baby, did you 397 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:38,271 just hear yourself? 398 00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:41,649 You said, "Prettiest 399 00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:41,649 little girl in the city." 400 00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:43,067 I think you meant "country." 401 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,278 Yeah. 402 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,612 I mean, what 403 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,612 does Barney think? 404 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,489 We're just gonna blurt out 405 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,489 that he used to date... 406 00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:49,699 Shh! 407 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:53,661 Oh... that was close. 408 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,372 Quinn could've heard 409 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,372 us through the... 410 00:10:56,539 --> 00:10:57,999 Good catch! 411 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:01,878 I almost just blurted out 412 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:01,878 that Barney used to date Robin! 413 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:03,380 Barney used 414 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:03,380 to date Robin? 415 00:11:06,757 --> 00:11:08,343 When did you get in here? 416 00:11:08,385 --> 00:11:10,553 Like, ten minutes ago 417 00:11:08,385 --> 00:11:10,553 when you said, 418 00:11:10,594 --> 00:11:13,056 "Hey Quinn, let's all go hang 419 00:11:10,594 --> 00:11:13,056 out in Marvin's room." 420 00:11:14,182 --> 00:11:17,143 Aufwiedersehen, fraulein. 421 00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:19,229 You know, I hate 422 00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:19,229 to perpetuate the stereotype, 423 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:23,607 but German female wrestlers from 424 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:23,607 Saxony are just begging for it. 425 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:24,942 You dated Robin? 426 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,445 Verdammt! 427 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:35,161 I'm sorry I lied to you. 428 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:35,161 I'll tell you everything. 429 00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:36,413 The whole story. 430 00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:36,413 Fine. You have one minute 431 00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:37,955 before I walk out that door. 432 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,499 Um, it's, uh, kind 433 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,499 of a long story, Quinn. 434 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:42,210 Gonna take a bit little 435 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:42,210 longer than a minute. 436 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:43,920 52 seconds. 437 00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:45,922 Seven years ago, when Marshall 438 00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:45,922 and Lily got engaged, 439 00:11:45,963 --> 00:11:48,132 Ted saw Robin across a crowded 440 00:11:45,963 --> 00:11:48,132 room, and I said, "Oh, yeah, 441 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,926 you just know she likes it 442 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,926 dirty," but Ted really liked her 443 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,510 so we played 444 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,510 "Have you met Ted?" 445 00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:52,887 They went to dinner, he walked 446 00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:52,887 her home, shoulda kissed her, 447 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,265 didn't... lame... so he stole 448 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,265 a smurf penis, went back 449 00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:56,515 to her place, should've kissed 450 00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:56,515 her, didn't... lame. 451 00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:57,558 He threw three parties, 452 00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:57,558 they kissed on the roof, 453 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,684 but decided to be friends... 454 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,684 lame... 455 00:11:58,726 --> 00:12:01,062 then Ted wanted to 456 00:11:58,726 --> 00:12:01,062 take Robin to a wedding, 457 00:12:01,104 --> 00:12:02,563 she couldn't go, he went alone 458 00:12:01,104 --> 00:12:02,563 and met Victoria, 459 00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:03,773 didn't kiss her either... lame... 460 00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:03,773 not a great closer, Ted... 461 00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:06,025 but he finally kissed her, 462 00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:06,025 they started dating, 463 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,444 she went to Germany, Ted kissed 464 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,444 Robin, lost Victoria, 465 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,653 Ted did a rain dance, got Robin, 466 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,653 Ted and Robin broke up, 467 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,572 Robin moved to Brazil, 468 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,572 came back with a Latin stud, 469 00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:13,450 Ted got jealous, got a tramp 470 00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:13,450 stamp, not really relevant 471 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,034 to the story I just like 472 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,034 mentioning that 473 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:16,369 as much as possible, I hooked up 474 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:16,369 with Robin, Ted and I stopped 475 00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:18,371 being friends, Ted got hit 476 00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:18,371 by a bus, we made up... 477 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,582 Robin and I started dating, 478 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,582 I got fat, her hair fell out. 479 00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,084 We broke up, Robin dated Don, 480 00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:23,084 I dated Nora, 481 00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:24,419 cheated on her with Robin, 482 00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:24,419 I dumped Nora, 483 00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:25,753 Robin dated Kevin, 484 00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:25,753 but not for long, 485 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:26,754 and then I met you and you took 486 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:26,754 my grandpa's watch 487 00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:28,339 but I fell in love 488 00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:28,339 with you anyway, 489 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,883 and you let me fart in front of 490 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,883 you and I asked you to marry me 491 00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:31,550 and you said yes and we came 492 00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:31,550 over here to meet little Marvin 493 00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:33,303 and that's everything! 494 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,929 Also I went on the Price Is 495 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,929 Right and won a dune buggy. 496 00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:38,641 Goodbye, Barney. 497 00:12:38,682 --> 00:12:40,601 Good... I j... 498 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,813 She lets you fart 499 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,813 in front of her? 500 00:12:44,855 --> 00:12:45,815 Barney... 501 00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:48,734 you go get that girl. 502 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,626 Oh, God! 503 00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,337 You cannot tell anyone 504 00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,337 that you saw me. 505 00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:08,505 I cannot get married today! 506 00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:09,506 Klaus? 507 00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:10,881 Oh, I'm a mess. 508 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,592 I threw up in the cloakroom, 509 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,592 I blamed a small child. 510 00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:14,593 I cannot get married. 511 00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:15,803 I left a note. 512 00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,305 Good for you. 513 00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,305 Not everyone thinks of that. 514 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:18,306 Who doesn't leave a note? 515 00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:19,307 It's common courtesy. 516 00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:20,975 Thank you! 517 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,685 Do you have the time? 518 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,685 Um... 519 00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:24,103 Yeah, it's 20 after 7:00. 520 00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,271 Ah, sehr gut. 521 00:13:25,313 --> 00:13:27,106 I can still make 522 00:13:25,313 --> 00:13:27,106 the 8:05 back to the city. 523 00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:28,899 Auf wiedersehen! 524 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,193 And suddenly it hit me: 525 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:33,779 a way to absolve 526 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:33,779 Victoria of any blame. 527 00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:37,283 All I had to do 528 00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:37,283 was climb that drainpipe. 529 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:05,853 What? 530 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:05,853 No, Klaus, no. 531 00:14:16,864 --> 00:14:20,493 Mach schnell, sleepyhead, 532 00:14:16,864 --> 00:14:20,493 it's time to... 533 00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:21,994 I know about 534 00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:21,994 you and Barney. 535 00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:24,080 Who told her? 536 00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:25,623 You guys did. 537 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,666 God, go to sleep. 538 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:31,712 Okay, no one is going anywhere 539 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:31,712 until we find out who told you. 540 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,047 Look... 541 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,050 there is nothing going on 542 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,050 between me and Robin. 543 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,885 And why should 544 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,885 I believe that? 545 00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,887 Well, for starters, 546 00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,887 I have a boyfriend. 547 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,265 No, Robin, you don't 548 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,265 have to do this. 549 00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:43,682 There've been enough lies. 550 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,059 I'm not lying. 551 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,269 His name is Nick. 552 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,896 I didn't want to jinx it 553 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,896 by telling everyone, 554 00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:50,940 so I just told 555 00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:50,940 Marshall and Lily. 556 00:14:50,981 --> 00:14:52,191 You can tell 'em, guys. 557 00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,904 We were just talking 558 00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,904 about this earlier today. 559 00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:59,490 Okay, well, 560 00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:59,490 what I was saying is... 561 00:15:02,743 --> 00:15:06,038 I have no desire to get Barney 562 00:15:02,743 --> 00:15:06,038 back because I'm with Nick now 563 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,707 and, well, I don't 564 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,707 want to be crude, 565 00:15:08,749 --> 00:15:12,920 but I want to spend 566 00:15:08,749 --> 00:15:12,920 all day licking his abs. 567 00:15:12,962 --> 00:15:13,921 Do you understand? 568 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:16,048 Yes! God, yes! 569 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:19,051 You are preaching 570 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:19,051 to the choir, sister. 571 00:15:19,093 --> 00:15:20,928 I stand by it. 572 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:23,556 Guys, it's okay. 573 00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:24,557 You're new parents. 574 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:25,766 You just need 575 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:25,766 to get some sleep. 576 00:15:25,808 --> 00:15:27,560 We're fine! 577 00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:32,022 This is hard, guys. 578 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,899 Really hard. 579 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,155 Oh, God! 580 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,155 Stay with me. 581 00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,281 Stay with me. 582 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,909 Go get your baby. Yeah. 583 00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:48,831 Look, it doesn't matter 584 00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:48,831 that you have a boyfriend. 585 00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:51,000 I'm always gonna 586 00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:51,000 be wondering if you secretly 587 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,835 still have feelings 588 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,835 for Barney. 589 00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:54,712 I don't care 590 00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:54,712 who this guy is. 591 00:15:56,964 --> 00:15:58,841 Okay, we're good. 592 00:16:00,217 --> 00:16:01,260 Okay, well, 593 00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:04,805 I'm glad I left 594 00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:04,805 work early for this. 595 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,557 Robin, maybe later we can 596 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,557 discuss the meaning 597 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,809 of the word "emergency" 598 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,809 and the phrase 599 00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:09,977 "Trapped under a car." 600 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,521 Okay. 601 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,521 Okay. 602 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:19,320 You know he 603 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:19,320 has chicken legs. 604 00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:22,072 Little tiny chicken legs. 605 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,366 You guys saw those, right? 606 00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:25,868 Honey, it's not cheating 607 00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:25,868 if I lie down on the bar 608 00:16:25,909 --> 00:16:27,077 and let Nick do a shot 609 00:16:25,909 --> 00:16:27,077 from my belly button, right? 610 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,037 Say what now? 611 00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:29,079 Barney's on board! 612 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,914 Nick, hold on! 613 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,253 Thanks for your 614 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,253 help today. 615 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,921 Yeah, sure. 616 00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:42,885 Although, it, uh, kind of 617 00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:42,885 sucked seeing how easy it was 618 00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:46,055 for you to throw away everything 619 00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:46,055 from our relationship. 620 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:50,184 I... I could never do that. 621 00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:58,609 622 West 14th Street. 622 00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:07,159 And so, Victoria and I 623 00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:07,159 were back where we started. 624 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:10,871 But there was something I 625 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:10,871 couldn't get off my mind... 626 00:17:14,124 --> 00:17:15,251 I'll be right back. 627 00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:22,132 Uh, excuse me. 628 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,509 Oh, hey, it's you. 629 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:26,554 Ja, okay, I'm not sure 630 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:26,554 what kind of vibe 631 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,138 I was giving off before, 632 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,138 but I am not interested 633 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,014 in your schnitzel, okay? 634 00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:31,517 No, no, no, no, no... God, no. 635 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,019 I-I just have 636 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,019 one quick question: 637 00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:35,979 Victoria seems 638 00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:35,979 like a great girl. 639 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,024 Why wouldn't you 640 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:39,024 want to marry her? 641 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,360 Ach, okay, 642 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,360 Victoria is wunderbar. 643 00:17:41,402 --> 00:17:43,153 I'm sorry, wunderbar is the 644 00:17:41,402 --> 00:17:43,153 German word for wonderful. 645 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,363 Yeah, no, I know. 646 00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:45,531 Oh, you speak German? 647 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:48,785 No... 648 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:50,286 No, no, no... 649 00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:52,789 No, just-just-just the one word. 650 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:53,956 Oh. Oh. 651 00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:57,585 Ah... Okay, Victoria. 652 00:17:57,627 --> 00:18:01,213 There is a word in German: 653 00:17:57,627 --> 00:18:01,213 Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. 654 00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:02,673 And the closest 655 00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:02,673 translation would be... 656 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:06,135 "Lifelong Treasure of Destiny." 657 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,012 And Victoria is wunderbar, 658 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,808 but she is not my 659 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,808 Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz. 660 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:14,226 She is my 661 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:14,226 Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand, 662 00:18:14,268 --> 00:18:14,935 you know? 663 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,396 You know wunderbar 664 00:18:17,438 --> 00:18:18,606 but you don't know 665 00:18:17,438 --> 00:18:18,606 Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand? 666 00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:21,400 That is something we 667 00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:21,400 learn in kindergarten. 668 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,193 I'm sorry, "kindergarten" 669 00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,193 is the German word for... 670 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,821 No, no, I know that one. 671 00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,155 Oh, okay. 672 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:27,197 But you don't know 673 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:27,197 Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand? 674 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,241 You are maddeningly 675 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,241 inconsistent. 676 00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:31,368 It means... 677 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,289 "the thing that is almost 678 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,289 the thing that you want... 679 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,292 but it's not quite." 680 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,671 Das ist Victoria to me. 681 00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:44,841 How do you know she's not 682 00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:44,841 Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz? 683 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,259 I mean, maybe as the years 684 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,259 go by, she'll get 685 00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:50,137 Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz 686 00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:50,137 - ier. 687 00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:51,930 Oh, nein, nein, nein. 688 00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:54,099 Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz 689 00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:54,099 is not something 690 00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:55,518 that develops over time. 691 00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:59,271 It is something that 692 00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:59,271 happens instantaneously. 693 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,399 It courses through you 694 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,110 like the water of a river 695 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,110 after a storm... 696 00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:09,198 filling you and emptying 697 00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:09,198 you all at once. 698 00:19:18,332 --> 00:19:21,168 You feel it 699 00:19:18,332 --> 00:19:21,168 throughout your body... 700 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,465 In your hands... 701 00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:29,259 in your heart... 702 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,889 in your stomach... 703 00:19:35,349 --> 00:19:38,143 in your skin... 704 00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,856 Of course you feel it in your 705 00:19:39,687 --> 00:19:41,856 Schlauchmachendejungen. 706 00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,315 Pardon my French. 707 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,402 Have you ever felt 708 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,402 this way about someone? 709 00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:49,822 Yeah, I think so. 710 00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:52,449 If you have to think about it, 711 00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:52,449 you have not felt it. 712 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,953 And you're absolutely sure 713 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,953 you'll find that someday? 714 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,329 Of course. 715 00:19:57,371 --> 00:19:58,956 Everyone does eventually. 716 00:19:59,874 --> 00:20:03,252 You just never 717 00:19:59,874 --> 00:20:03,252 know when or where. 718 00:20:03,293 --> 00:20:04,628 And he was right. 719 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,965 Unfortunately, the "when" 720 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,965 of it was still 721 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,092 a little ways down the road. 722 00:20:12,302 --> 00:20:13,429 But the "where" of it? 723 00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:29,403 Yeah, there's your change. 724 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,321 Oh, and don't 725 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,321 forget your guitar.